There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
did you just fucking navy seals copy pasta me, you little bitch?i'll let you know that I came first class in my meming skills and have been involved in numerous raids with the infamous hacker 4 chan against every sort of shit organization that stands in my fucking way, and have over 9000 confirmed rare pepes. i have been trained in the technique of North Korean DDOSing, and have beaten John Cena in a fight of dank fucking memes. I have the entire arsenal of anonymous at my disposal, and i shall disperse it within my web of contacts including Shia, Bernie Sanders and Donald Fucking Trump to obliterate you you think you can get away with navy seal copypasta-ing me? You think your 7 proxies is enough to defend against me? I have breached over 500 proxies at the same time while being hacked by tumblr and shot at by the NSA. You think your shitty copy-pasted crap is going to protect you against my fury? well it can't, it won't, and now it's arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon, you little shit
listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight
It seems like the first time in years I've laughed in a YLYL thread.
Anne Frank was never gassed or put in a oven, she died of infection and disease while in a camp and her body was put into a mass grave.
Memes are cancer, and their even worse when their wrong.
waaahh my memes are historically innacurate :CCCCCCC
dude its a fucking joke kill yourself
>being this retarded
the joke is that anne fnank got gassed
but the issue is that she NEVER DID
the joke doesn't work you fucking idiot, get your 9gag teir memes out of here
that's like saying " haha, osama bin laden died in 9/11 " when he wasn't one of the attackers
Post anything related to your name being Judy Hopps to this Pepsi Twitter hashtag
Preferably, funny, clever, sexual, violent, offensive.
filename is supposed to say " the game " but a newfag once posted it without checking the file name, so now it's a meme to post the picture without the proper file name to spot out newfags
thats a shame, because they think you're lovely
my point still stands as in no one cares
>First off, you're not a Navy SEAL, as I can tell from your statement you are utilizing many hyperbolas.
>Second, why would anyone believe you?
Everything here is a work of fiction, you would be stupid to believe it, so why are you even trying?
>Third, I highly doubt anyone in the military would even spout this much information at a website such as this, you cannot be this retarded.
>Fourth, you can't even kill OP, since you tracked his IP you would know he lives in a state with strict gun laws, which are getting stricter by the day.
Fifth and finally, you're just a fail. I can't believe you want us to believe you're some Navy Seal when you really aren't. Stolen Valor much asshole?
while i appreciate you being upset, you should know that doing this can result in a ban if not done properly. if you want to do this right and not get a ban, post bananas
>implying I'm not dedicated enough to do this manually
Why not use this effort to keep the Pepsi x Judy raid thread going so we can continue?
Almost lost it at Lilttle Cracker, but fucking Billy got me gud
How much pasta would a copypasta copy if a copypasta could copy pasta?
Teir? You're gonna spell Tier as "teir" but get all up in this dudes face for posting a picture thats historically innacurate? Gotta be trolling right. I suppose it is kinda funny?
How many people put there face on that before you put it on your kid.. Walmart people
>secretly touch all the halal meats with pork
>do so for a month straight
>after the month is over, put a little sign on the shelf telling people what they've been eating
>wait for angry bombings to appear in the news
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
I've seen this before but for some reason it just struck me as funny today.
He does just collect stuff others throw away u fucking racist