can we have another tinder thread
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can we have another tinder thread
>>683094067
>>683094067
Continue.
>>683094163
more like researching her family tree amirite
>>683094364
That's a dude.
>>683094500
>When you can't take your eyes off the menu
>>683094364
here come dat boi
My tinder won't login I've tried everything!! It's giving me the shits...anyone know what to do?
>>683094466
brutal
>>683094699
Got same here it's failing to login, you're in australia?
>>683094067
How do I make a tinder account? And is it a guarantee that I will get laid?
>>683094535
3 edgy 5 me
>>683094699
Boot up your PC, delete the folder marked System 32. Then connect your phone to your PC. Should fix it.
>>683094784
it is failing in UK too
>>683094067
>Loyola
Ah fuck she is either a superfreak or a liberal bitch
>>683094826
Depends. How high are your standards?
Do you care if you get an std?
>>683094067
I don't understand why she has sheep in her pic as well...
Yeah I'm from Australia...every time I try to login it says login failed. Tried everything possible so far...
>>683094325
What the fuck. She got titties tho
>>683094634
"I'm the only gay in the village"
>>683095005
Ausfag here too, downloading it again and trying
>>683094848
Failing in FR too
>>683094699
me too anon I am glad I am not the only one
>>683094674
I can't believe they're still forcing dwarves to work in the circus.
>>683094826
>And is it a guarantee that I will get laid?
no but if you are desperate; contact some of the girls' snapchats that they leave in the info and ask to bone.
I legit did this and a girl said yes but I freaked out and did not wanna give my last name and pic of myself ;_;
>>683095005
same here. looks like we just have to wait and see if it fixes
>>683094879
I don't get this one
>>683095005
Just wait, it's a problem on tinders side
>>683095116
>>683095005
>>683094848
>>683094784
>>683094699
I logged in straight away
>>683094519
No, that's a dude
>>683094634
>>683095145
I really wanna bang a black chick
Yeah looks like that's all we can do hey....play the waiting game! Worst timing too...I had a girl lined up
>>683095085
She/he is in Wales
Tinder advice please:
I am 22 and live at home and am unemployed (basically George Costanza).
Is there any hope with me using Tinder and hoping to find a girl or not?
>>683095362
Me too for Christ sake!
While Tinder is down, any other recommended apps for similar purposes?
>>683094949
>How high are your standards?
What do you mean?
>Do you care if you get an std?
Of course I fucking care
>>683095216
Ok. So is there a way to bypass tinder without having facebook? Last time I wanted to make an account, I believe it asked me that and I don't have a facebook
>>683094466
If you have a vagina worked enough to take that, I don't think I want to.
>>683095362
I have a real funny tinder pic I saved months ago but forgot what I called it. So wanted to post it here - was a girl who stated in the info how she already had a boyfriend and if anyone tried to hit on her she'd get her bf to beat them up.
KEK wtf
>>683095523
nope you have to have facebook. no big deal. it never posts onto your newsfeed and you can just lurk and never like anyone and then just make an anonymous snapchat to talk to some.
>>683095406
I'd heart that
>>683095406
I've only come across like 2 girls out of a hundred who posted something sexual.
real shame
>>683094674
>>683094705
I'd fuck her.
I don't care what you niggas say, an athletic dwarf is gonna lead to some fun times.
>>683094821
Top kek
>>683095038
She also got a handcuffed sex doll chilling in the back
>>683095621
Alright. I'll make one right now
>make an anonymous snapchat
How?
>>683095406
Now thats my kind of girl
>>683095947
Why did she ruin her beauty with those shitty tatoos
>>683094821
Deliver, you must
>>683095523
Chances are that you will get catfished. Either the girl is uglier or fatter in rl, or its an entirely different person, using pics of a friend to get laid, sometimes the friend is the one with the idea.
>>683095255
Shes married but also on tinder
>>683095281
>18
Top kek
>>683096061
>>make an anonymous snapchat
>How?
no idea idk why I said that. only kik is really anonymous.
>>683094535
kind of ironic that the pic is blurry. almost as if she couldn't keep her hands still
>>683094674
this chick was on tv
undateables, she has brittle bone disease or something
>>683096314
I've come across some girls who have stated "actually I am 16, 17".
wtf were is the tinder mods?
>>683096424
I fucking really hate batman
>>683096351
>kik
Does kik need a facebook account too?
>>683096094
>>683094513
She looks fuckable
>>683096543
no kik needs no phone number, no fb. hence why a lot use it
>>683096143
>sometimes the friend is the one with the idea
Do you still get laid thou?
>>683096540
Ikr, I'm getting nothing but rich, stuck up cunts or bulldykes
>>683096449
>25
bitch you look 40
Got any cool tinder stories to share?
>>683095947
Hi Mr skeltal
>Oi mate, pass the bong
>>683096143
Sometimes. But like i said check your peepee every now and then
>>683096694
>be me
>be in a high school play
>this fat girl keeps talking to me
>years later when tinder is available I download it
>i decide to like everyone
>i see i have matched with her
>i dont wanna talk to her so i unlike her
>months later i decide to again like everyone
>i match with her again
DAM it felt so awkward
Not to sound horrible for not liking overweight women
>>683096650
Lol OP u are a massive faggot and a virgin . For fuck sake install the stupid app and try it... ur so scared of meeting them in person but still ask if u get to get laid... with you probably no... u wont get laid .. but if you have low enough standards and the girl gets the iniyiative maybe you will
>>683094535
I actually feel bad for this one. /b/ hasn't ruined all of my feelings...
>>683094513
Amazing color
>>683096449
Absolutely disgusting
Her face is even worse than that body
>>683094163
She's looking for her marines parents
>>683094821
Thanks for that. I got a good laugh
>>683097003
Was thinking the same but then i saw the more than one part
Yeah no
>>683096637
Thanks anon.
Problem officer?
>>683097208
Oh, I misread that. I thought she meant more than one date, not dating multiples.
>>683094253
No way that's a woman
>>683097320
That's pretty brutal.
>>683095255she is using a pic of her getting married on tinder...
>>683094821
Dude I laughed so hard reading that XD XD
>>683097320
I feel so bad for her. Isn't there a fedora dude who could help her out?
>>683097003
yet...
>>683096795
>>683097262
I fucking hate horse people
>>683094821
>>>my sides
>>>orbit
>>683097322
Feminist is an instant red flag
>>683097661
Fishing for dick
Contributing my finds
>>683094253
Is s/he ducking under a doorway or sleeping in a toddler bed
>>683096886
Yeh man, I usually get likes from fat chicks as well... its cause maybe I look too friendly on my profile pics....
Gonn have to put something more "bro"-like to get any decent looking bitches
>>683097654
I just hate horses, fancy running cows.
>>683097320
I just feel bad.
Id still not date her though.
But feel bad.
Just get plastic surgery. They can do miracles.
>>683094821
I come from a land down under,
Where my sides are in orbit.
Can you hear, can you hear my laughter?
You better run, you better take cover
Ayy lmao
>>683094462
would marry
>>683094466
girl with sense of humor, top notch education, would date
>it has a snapchat
Holy SHIT. How hard is it to find a twink in New England?
>>683095448
if you're good looking and/or athletic, and confident, than yea, but the fact that you're on 4chan asking this question means you're probably not.
it's a beta misconception that you need a bunch of material shit to get a girl. if you're young and hot they don't give a fuck.
having money, car, good job, owning a house, etc. only matters when you start getting a lot older (mid 30s to early 40s is when this starts to become a partial issue) and even then you can circumvent the problem if you know what kinds of girls to look for.
>>683096567
I bet sex with her is a spiritual experience.
>>683095406
would try
So, how did I do?
>it's a gif that says sup
>>683094500
Wow first person I've recognised from real life, apparently she was run over by a tractor and that's why her eyes are wacky
>>683098790
You can send images now?!
>>683096449
Shoop a thug life tat in there
>>683098802
Hahaha
>run over by a tractor
>>683098776
Would try
Wouldnt even mind being friends with
Same with that big dick chick
At least i could get some laughs out of it
>>683098866
Yep
>>683094364
dat boi
>>683099035
Nigga , you don't deserve to have decent friends
Posting what i have from my phone.
>>683096795
What's the arrow supposed to be pointing at?
>>683094535
how is she planning on having a relationship with more than one, fucking society with those low standards, she should be grateful of having a relationship with one man already
Good thing: she gets money from the government, feelthebarn
>>683096459
Yeah looks like the same thing hotwheels has
>>683099304
Update for iOS, have to open profile. That's the back button essentially
>>683095947
much pretty
would marry
>>683097809
>fancy running cows
kek
>>683097533
"I'm full of contradictions" = "I'm bi polar and more emotional than a post-partum trainwreck"
>>683095825
Tell it to stop
Please
>>683097320
this is fake newfags
>>683096449
i wanna gorilla fuck her
Had to find girls the hard way before internet dating took off, I hated it. Got in to the earlier days of Plenty of fish when I met my wife. Now with tinder etc everywhere I'm both jealous and kinda glad I missed it.
>>683098776
lying fucking whore
>>683094821
I would fucking marry this guy
>>683098866
Nah. Just .gifs from giphy
>>683094500
>SHARINGGAN
also nice dubs faggit
>>683099289
fuck off, Meg
>>683094960
>hoerskool
>hoer
>skool
whore school?
>>683095255
She's wearing a fucking wedding dress are you blind?
>>683097320
i'd hit it... with a mack truck
>>683097785
Bianca is Italian for "white."
>>683095825
> 1 Interest
Holy shit
>>683094549
100% aryan would rape
My tinder wouldn't log in today and hasn't been letting me. No idea what to do so I uninstalled
>>683100397
>Tranny
Would probably still bang
>>683094535
My sister has Cerebral palsy, shes single at 33 and well on her way to becoming full blown cat lady. I feel so bad for her, shes smart and not bad looking but overweight and her walk scares dudes off when she goes on dates. I found love and just want her to be happy.
>>683100397
>transsexual shemale
K.
>>683094549
I'm impressed that she got someone to fuck her
>>683094500
24 and already a landwhale. Thats going to end well.
>>683094466
Shes after someone who can roll with a joke and challenge her, would def smash
>>683095085
I get the reference man
kek'd
>>683094462
she looks 13 not 18. Would want to see ID first.
>>683099935
It's overrated. Sleeping with trashy women who have already slept with dozens of men is not particularly satisfying. There are interesting women in the world, but not many on tinder.
>>683100551
haven't been able to log into mine, either... it's just perpetually "finding people near you..."
>>683099989
kanker negers
>>683098308
Is this a white nigger?
>>683099327
I think she means more than one date and then a relationship not date multiple guys.
>>683094067
Fresh oc
>>683100571
It's always sad to see loved ones who are somehow denied a full and complete life.
I actually don't know much about cerebral palsy or how debilitating it is, but maybe get her involved in groups or workshops or whatever that help people with cerebral palsy; she might have more luck in terms of relationships by surrounding herself with people who are familiar with the disability instead of randomly drawing from a much larger dating pool.
>>683094067
>Urethra Franklin
Holy keks.
>>683101043
sounds like how I felt going to bars etc.
>>683097322
>Feminist
>Swipe left
>>683101117
Albino
>>683096449
>>683101054
>he was black
What is he now?
>>683095935
didn't notice that. Crazy eyes, big tits, and a handcuffed blow up... I'd make that mistake.
>>683101239
Walrus dog?
>>683100571
>not bad looking
>overweight
>>683095281
Her name is actually burkley
>>683100551
Change distance and try again
>>683101748
perfect
>>683101748
Would swipe right immediately
>>683101254
It's considered cause is lack of oxygen to the brain in the womb, and it affects how well you can control your muscles and motor skills. how bad it is varies greatly so while Some people just get strange facial expressions others are basically paralyzed. My sis finds it harder to walk and balance than most people. She can efficiently use a computer but struggles with games with movement like FPS.
Shes not a useless writeoff like some people consider disabled. but people see her walk and assume shes retarded or something and she rarely gets second dates.
>>683101787
>>683101109
No like I legit can't get past the screen where it says log in with face book. It just says log in error cannot connect to network
>>683101748
Holy fuck, would marry and have children with
>for the dark overlord
>>683095085
kek
>>683101054
Bitch thimks this is funny
>>683101515
eating/sleeping sounds like the life of the party....
>>683095935
HAH. Didn't notice. Id say its from a hens night with her girls. The most effort girls make on their appearance and the height of their loneliness if single.
>>683094163
Man that chin hangs low
>>683101684
Blowjob AND N64 reference. GTFO guise shes mine!
Anyone know any funny bios that aren't overused
>>683101804
Never stick your dick in crazy. But I would lick that butthole :P
>>683100711
what the FUCK is sheep worrying
>>683101599
Where is she? I'll hunt her down and wife the shit out of her
>>683094549
It's ok she went to Collage.
>>683101668
Someone who is overweight but has nice skin, facial structure and a nice smile can still OK. Of course they look way better when they drop back to a <30 BMI.
>>683101050
would lick her chocolate starfish
>>683100711
Pretty sure thats a 4chan fag
>>683094500
> dating and old fat t-100
Prolly squeeks hefty too on every movement
>from sweden
>>683094678
By the title of that show, surely she should realise that tinder is a waste of her time. Back to the circus
>>683096449
Her clit must be bigger than my penis
>>683100157
Nah nigga that's mangekyo sharingan
>>683099525
>4/10 face
>prolly 9/10 bod
Would date,
>>683104115
Ahh yeah anime would fuck
>>683094500
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'm afraid that if I register on Tinder I'm going to match with girls like these :(
>>683094513
She's cute
>>683097320
It's not often 4chan shows any empathy but there's something about this girl that breaks my heart.
>>683105081
gorgeous, would impregnate and make mine forever
>>683101050
Damn, moots been on some good hormones
>>683104790
Here you go, man
>>683104941
babe
>>683096679
That's because you're used to fapping to child porn you fuckin loser
>>683094535
Post her other photos
>>683102443
>h-hey check out my n64 collection! I have 78 games in perfect conditions
>"fuck off nerd"
>b-but you said in your profile...
>"get lost creep"
>>683096567
without face tattoo she would be hot as fuck
>>683100571
Give me her email
Starting to run out.
>>683094500
eyes on the prize
>>683105081
11/10
>>683105487
I knew it. She's great.
>>683105801
fuck no
>>683094466
Kek, nice dubs by the way
>>683100571
just fuck her
>only dates white men
>>683094067
yooo OP where do you live? I live like 20 mins away from southeastern.
>>683106076
Why.
>>683094678
i laughed so hard because it looks like a boy too
>>683094286
Look really young to be 28
What the fuck is an african snail?
>>683094549
21??
21 years since she left Mordor may be
>>683094163
She studies whales
>>683106457
Underrated
>>683094286
She's way too young to be on Tinder
>>683106707
The big snails people keep as pets
>>683094513
>begin sentence with and
>idiots
kek
>>683096567
>>683095947
10/10 wife material
>trans
Nearly pressed like on this.
>>683095947
>girls with big eyes
More
>>683097547
>swedish
>>683101054
So she like, keeps her black ex on retainer to beat up dudes with sub-9" dicks?
Last one, boys. Posting these took longer than i expected.
>>683107718
Chicken falafel student In the nederlands
>>683094404
under8ed post
>i chuckled
>>683107912
im going to assume it's her idea of humour, message her something funny about beating up her nigger ex bf and sticking your average 6 incher up his big black arse and i bet you'd be in there.
>>683095281
>Beauty advisor
>>683096411
Kek
I shall help. But it's hot girls at my university
OC
>>683108915
I just thought these twins were cute
>>683097574
they would make a "fedorable" couple. Right now I got that out the way I'm off to an hero
>>683107912
U don't?
>>683094634
No,Steve that choker doesn't make you look tough
Yummo check em
>>683097320
I literally lmao
Just for her honesty i would hit it
>>683109199
Forgot I had this thing.
