Hold it right there! Show me those singles before you pass.
sure thing mr police man, here they are, nothing suspicious here
it's just a cardboard box, we swear on your infidel mother
nothing to see here move along
I can assure you there are no double here officer!
Now listnen here mista, I dont want no trouble so if ya would just check ma singles and let me pass through that would be gangsta of ya.
Just your normal, law abiding singles man here.
Here you go officer. Buy something for the kids.
I know the law officer and in my home town there's a strict No Singles policy.
I keep my singles in my underwear ... for safekeeping ... I'll just get them out to show you officer :)
Fuck you nutsack, I'm goin down shooting