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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
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or dont idgaf
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i'm not human
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>>683079432
is anyone really though?
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got a secret : knew \b before those stupid secret thread, but shhhhhhhhh
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I have sex with my dad but we live as a couple so everyone thinks i'm just dating some older dude who's rich and doesn't pay all that much attention to it. We also don't have any neighbors for about 2km.
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>>683079970
so you knew about /b/ before it even existed? psychic? time travel?
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I sometimes go on tumblr to browse art.
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>>683080183
pics or it didn't happen
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I let my best friend fuck my gf
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>>683080419
Why?
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I use females all the time, just now i decided not to give a fuck, so i sent my dick pics to a selected few who i thought wouldnt flip out. So far two people replayed and said its huge kek
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>>683080403
Why would i post pictures that might ruin my life?
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I fap to bestiality
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>>683078829
I suppose it's technically a secret, since no-one else knows.

I write erotica and sell it on amazon.
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>>683080493
I like to watch
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>>683078829
I had drunken gay sex once about 2 years ago not to proud of it
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I hate feminazis, but 4chan makes me hate men a little. Especially when i see women hate thread. I find it funny at first because they're that pathetic but then i remember it's not ironic.
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>was raped by cousin from 5-10
>I think I might be bisexual
Unrelated. Cousin was girl.
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Ill get killed if anyone in my city heres my music

https://soundcloud.com/officialyungmas/panda-remix
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>>683080696
Hook up with her anymore?
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I only sleep at uni for about three hours a day because I'm always studying. I want to place top of my class and make enough money that I can pay off all of my parents debts and buy them a new house.
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You live n Afghanistan or some shit
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>>683080550
For our amusement.

What's the worst we could do really?
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>>683078829
Cheated on my girlfriend 7 times
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>>683080864
Not really a secret more of a life goal. Good on you buddy someone from this website has to make it.
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i used to mess around with a cousin of mines, i do miss doing stuff with her. we see each other on holidays, what do?
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I fake my age on a dating site to meet MILFs before admitting I'm 25. Then keep the conversation going pretending I'm genuine until I get to fuck and never message again.
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>>683080823
No we haven't even mentioned it before. She is kind of dykey now.

Also, even just hugs are awkward as fuck for me still.
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I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
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I fucked my cousin when I was 17
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I'm a middle school teacher, and a female student of mine sucked my cock and licked my balls two days ago. Still not sure if I should flee the country.
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>>683078829
one of my aunts molested me when i was 12. the other one came on to me when i was 15. these two were blood related. the third aunt, who isn't blood related has repeatedly hit on me throughout childhood/teens/adulthood. other members of my family have come on to me stronger too
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>>683081640
Pic related?
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>>683081640
Prove it
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>>683081640
Im a cop and pic related
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I want to sniff a qt girl's stinky feet
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>>683081584
Gt?
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I can cum without touching my vag.
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I was drugged and forced to participate in a sex party. I was in a pretty committed relationship at the time. I was chained to a bed for about 10 hours and forced to cum about 9 times.
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>>683081856
That is unbelievably hot but you know the rules...
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>>683081640
If that's a picture of her, you should stay and see how far you can take it.
God damn jail is worth it for that.
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>>683081766
Nice dubs, but no. I'm not going to post pics because I know how fucking scary you lot are in tracking people.

>>683081790
I think I won't provide more proof, in case I get tracked.

>>683081798
Pic not related but enjoy.
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>>683080874
Oh i don't know, how about all those times /b/ has exposed someone causing them to have their life ruined. Like finding out their info, sending shit to their friends/family. Like that guy that put on his sister's panties or that time when some anon jacked off to his mom or something and someone photoshopped shit and sent it to her. Plus my dad is kind of a known figure, he'd probably be recognized by at least 1 person. So no thanks. Call me a liar instead. I busted my ass to get to where i am now, physically and mentally.
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>>683082067
get a yearbook picture fagit
>inb4 it's some fat tard that's in the special needs class
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>>683082067
did she at least look like this?

9/10 god damn, brah
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>>683081640
It's story time.
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When I was 16 i took the v of a girl(sis's best friend) on her 12th bday. She wanted it to be natural so no condom. It was painful for her so I was really gentle, mostly just made out while I was all the way in her. Really wanted to just fuck her hard but I refrained. fucked her quite a few times later on also.
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>>683080629
Same tbh, having a hard time finding anything though
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>>683082199
Ha you're going to get arrested
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>>683078829
I don't post on websites unless I'm on uppers. Then it becomes mandatory.
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>>683082067
Fag
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>>683080183
shit man... how did he start? Did he molest you as a child or as a hot teenager?

My biggest fear is having a hot daughter... How could I keep my eyes off of her sweet teenage tits and ass when Im an old disgusting fart by then
lel, the struggle is real

who feels me?
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i am a premature ejaculator. haven't had sex in like 3-4 years because of that. too embarassed.
and it's really a shame bcz my dick is like 9/10
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>>683081856
How?

Seriously. Could I do this to my wife?
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>>683082199
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>>683082067
That's a child, I hope you get hit by a bus
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>>683082347
I lold

oh man... even with condoms? try putting on two(?) Dude sometimes I can't even cum with a condom on... fucking cutfag problems
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>>683082523
back to 9fag
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I still rinse out my shampoo with my eyes closed.
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>>683082096
Incest is pretty hot, had a crush on my older half sister but grew out of it. Good on you for achieving a satisfying lifestyle, don't suppose you'd like to share some stories
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>>683078829
i let my older sisters rich as fuck gay friend and some of his other friends lure me to rome and use me in just about every sexual way you can imagine for the entirety of spring break when i was 17
im not gay but 50000 dollars is alot of money

i pretended i entered and got selected for a contest to be a consultant for a new teen sitcom over there about americans coming to live abroad and just never let on how much money was in my new bank account
never told anyone, and for anyone curious no i would not do it if i could make the choice over again, was not prepared for how mentally fucked up it would make me.
ended up wasting most of the money on a wasted college education and a shitty car
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>>683078829
>ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
I wanna fugg the bunny. And so does Pepsi Co.

>>683082386
>>683082386
>>683082386
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>>683080183
Male or female?
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>>683082565
i come in literally three thrusts
i really don't want to mutilate my dick but i think there is no other option in the future
still have to try those anesthesia condoms
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>>683082284
nah. if so it would have already happened in the past 10+ years
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>>683082339
He never molested me or hurt me in any way. I started feeling attached to him since i was 8. My mom took me to therapists but it didn't help. When i was 16 i told him how i felt because i was suicidal so decided fuck it. He said he wanted to wait til i'm 18 to make sure it's not just a phase. We fucked on my 18 birthday.
Don't worry, everyone has this thing in their mind that can't see someone they're related to as attractive/fuckable. Some people are missing it, (like me and my dad) and do shit.
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>>683082347
Try viagra, I know it's for ED but it helps me not cum until I want to. Get a female doctor, they love prescribing it in my experience.
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>>683078829
Daddy fucked me and I loved it
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I sleep nekid.
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>>683082635
Thanks i'm really glad i managed to. What kind of stories? Embarrassing or sexual?
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>>683082710
dont fucking cut off anything off your dick bro, whatever those other cutfags in here write.
While it's true, that you'll last longer, it's just because you will lose your fucking true senses by a lot and thus you will not experience the full potential of those sweet pussy juices.

Try jerking off with lots of lube and stopping right before you cum. It will take some getting used to, but it's the perfect training for premature ejac.

good luck dude.

DONT FUCKING CUT OFF shit off your dick for a stupid reason like that. (I had to, for medical reasons)
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>>683082709
Male, but i look really feminine.
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>>683082154
No real pics. So far it looks like it can be kept quiet, and I value my job.

She's not a tard. She's doing fine at school and she's a very fit runner.

>>683082190
Maybe it's a little disappointing, but I kind of thought she looks like an underaged Beata Undine.

>>683082196
Sure.

>Be middle school PE teacher
>One student needs to pass her PE fitness test, but has terrible endurance for running
>coaches her and asks her to join my after school running club
>fitness improves and passes first term test, but she stays in running club
>hangs out with me a lot, just happy to be making a difference
>oblivious to her advances at first
>when light bulb turned on, was too weak to resist cute young girl
>2 days ago for some reason no one but her showed up for after school running
>didn't run, got balls drained by her mouth in the equipment room instead

2 nights ago I made a thread asking for various advice on what do because I was, and kind of still am, very scared. Still debating whether I should run to Mexico.

And before anyone tells me PE teachers have to be the same sex as the students, it differs from districts and schools, and my classes were co-ed.
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Molested my sister when I was 14, she was 8.

It doesn't seem like it fucked her up, but I still regret it.
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>>683082937
Either or, let's hear em
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I have had a girlfriend for five years and we have a son yet there is a group of women I flirt with and receive naked pictures of them just because I can i usaully ask for boobs then ask for more one girl has even sent me a video of her using a toy some have made offers of sex but I've turned them down it feels so good to have the power over them what is wrong with me
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im a diagnosed psychopath and no one knows except for my parents
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>>683083050

You lucky ungrateful bastard
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Pee all over my cousins face when we showered together
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I don't love my fiance anymore. I only pretend so there won't be any problems in my life. I'm too tired of starting over.
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>>683082775
thank you for this info.
I hope you two are happy. Life's too short not to be.
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>>683082969
Do you have feminine penis that looks really good and bouncy when riding big daddy cock?
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>>683082968
is doing that really a thing or did you just make that shit up?
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>>683083102
them and your home room teacher right?
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>>683083171
if your talking about the jerking thing
hes talking about edging look it up
might help, but it really didnt help me. only thing that did was some numbing cream and a supportive gf who was cool enough to let me work on it as along as i sastified her other ways
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>>683083171
doing what, man? The jerking off thing? Of course it is and it works.
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>>683083025
wait... that was you who made that thread? I brushed over it but thought it was just a shit thread. take pics next time faggot
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>>683078829
I feel like I beat the system because after 25 years of work I'm about to go on SSDI for Autism.
Turns out, in reality, I'm just fucking Autistic.
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In 2004 I got a 2 year sentence for armed robbery by claiming I was coerced. I wasn't. I planned it all and they guy I blamed got 20 years. And I kept all the money. He died in prison last year. I have a great life. Lol
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here's my secret.when i'm out i use this.hey it works.hit it with a shot of axe and nobody's the wiser.
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>>683083025
Nice man.

>>683083050
It wasn't even worth it, just touched the outside of her vag while I jacked off.

I did fuck a 15 year old when I was 19 though, that shit was so fucking cash. I even have pictures and videos for personal enjoyment. She had loli body-type and everything. She still looks 9 even thought she's of legal age now.
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>>683083195
>home room teacher
no one.
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>>683083372
>>683083372
good luck man
once your on, you cant get off. congrats on having that on your record for the rest of your life i guess
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>>683083395
Tracking you now. Thanks anon.
-FBI-
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We hazed pleges to the point where we losg one of them in a forest.
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>>683083492
i guess your missing the part where i was calling you an edgy eighth grader
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>>683083025
>Beata Undine

it's not disappointing. You lucky son of a whore, Im so jelly
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>>683083446
share some of those pics you mentioned.
The ones where she is 18 of course...........

sharing is caring m8 y u di dis to us
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>>683083446
Prove it
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>>683083057
Well too lazy to greentext so fuck it. Once we had about 200 guests over, (my family is really rich so they throw these stupid get together things) and since my mom and dad don't love each other (got married based on looks) my dad hadn't had sex for a while so when we started he was like a horny teenager. He wanted to fuck me while we had all those guests over. It became obvious that he's only paying attention to me and not to his friends/colleagues/family memebers. Eventually i agreed so we went in the bathroom in my bedroom, he kept his hand on my mouth and it sounds hot but honestly it was one of the most scariest moments in my life.
Before we moved, he started picking me up from school everyday and apparently someone thought he was my boyfriend. He's 37 now and looks kinda younger, and they spread that around the school. When i told them he was my dad it got resolved but i think some people got it. My then best friends knew. It's weird how no one snitched on me, but they did drift away from me (not all of them, like maybe 2)
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>>683083025
>Beata Undine
You gotta be shitting me
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I fucked my cousin.
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>>683083495
Implying places don't get tax breaks to hire people of SSDI and SSD. My best friend was on SSD since he was 18, worked the system, got free college, and is now a programmer for a company and makes a ton of money. I'm actually pretty butt hurt with how well it worked out for him to be lazy over the last 20+ years.
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>>683082395
No unless she has the Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome
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>>683083654
>>683083682
She was 17 when we broke it off, so unless y'all want FBI knocking on your doors I think I won't.

CP isn't illegal in my country, and age of consent is puberty. Just move to a third world country shithole if you want some action.
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>>683083154
Thanks for being so chill about it. It really makes me feel better when people say things like this, because i live in fear everyday.
>>683083159
Compared to him yeah. He's about 8.5 inches.
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>>683083810
I fuck my cousin
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>>683083887
17 is fine in most european countries as well. And pics would be also fine if it weren't for the fucking globalization shithole that came upon us due to the prude autistic fucking amurritards who think anything slightly under 18 is cp.

Im 26 and my gf is 17

post them, bromigo. Be a bro
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>>683083892
>because i live in fear everyday.
Being gay and incestuous?
People are going to give you shit about it. Fuck them, as long as it makes you happy there's nothing morally wrong with what you're doing (under any school worth a damn, fuck deontology and divine command.)
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Since I'm married, I fuck women who are in my wifes daily routine even if I'm not attracted to them
Fucked her sister, her hairdresser, her best friend, two waitress in her favorite restaurant, a trainee in her job.
I'm trying to pick up her cousin and waiting her younger sister to become 18 (17 now).
I was loyal before.
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>>683084125
I might or might not be that anon.
And pic might or might not be her.

Top notch genetics, I met her sister when she was 23 and she didn't look a day older than 14.
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>>683083334
So close to quads.

Yeah, that was me pathetically asking /b/ for advice because I don't know what else I can do. At least /b/ is honest and actually gave me useful feedback. So, thank you /b/.

From the helpful /b/rothers, taking pics or vids or texts is a terrible idea.

>>683083446
Well, I'm not going to do it any more. I know it's a mistake, and I failed her as her teacher. I don't want to cause any more damage.

>>683083571
>>683083750
I didn't know what /b/ thinks of Beata. I guess I was very lucky then.
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>>683084138
I'm bisexual but as you know incest isn't really legal even if it's consensual. No idea why. Plus no one will look at you the same if you tell them. I told my closest friends, and out of 12, only 5 stayed with me. Others drifted away, 2 straight up told me that's fucked. Though one of them tried to be friends with me after a month but i turned him down.
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>>683084360
pic related is her 23 yo sister right? wink wink

post naked pics
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As much as im trying to get over her, i still miss her
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>>683084319
Why do you keep doing that? Why do they not tell her?
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>>683084399
>take pics with regular camera
>upload with proxies
>post to /b/ in a drop box
>become a hero to many
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>>683079432
Faggots are still humans yo
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>>683084554
Was she ever yours or was it a lost attempt to win her?
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>>683082523
>>>out
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I'm dating a guy(I'm a dude, so no tits today fellas, sorry) who has a history of using people sexually so I can fuck him and get my virginity out of the way. I then plan to date his ex.
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Im secretly rich, everyone around me thinks im poor, including my parents.

I started making money off mobile apps, then i moved to YT.
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I was given my parents house when the move down the country when they retired , To make some money my mum use to rent my rooms out to people coming over to learn English .we get 1 to 5 usually girls aged between 11 to 16 .easy money just feed them in the morning before the go to the English school and dinner at night and you get 200E a week of each one .so I thought I keep doing it and thank god i did the girl are mostly Spanish/French and the very very friendly :D
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I'm still in love with my ex
It's been 3 years
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>>683084926
whats your channel
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>>683084468
Asking for naked pictures of a 15-17 year old girl, with a 9 year old body?

If this were the 4chan I grew up with I'd comply. Unfortunately this isn't 2006 anymore.
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>>683084572
Because I can - maybe they did otherwise they fucked me too, so it wasn't only my decision
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>>683085045
Misclicked, meant this for >>683084519
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>>683083126
elaborate
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Oops, missed a couple of comments!

>>683082297
I'm straight.

>>683082523
I know I'm wrong. If I get hit by a bus tomorrow, I know I deserved it when I'm burning in hell.
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>>683078829
i have a penis
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>>683085165
I applaud you OP. You are living the rest of /b/'s dream
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>>683085184
Prove it.
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>>683085071
Why would they fuck you? Are you rich? Good looking? Have big dick?
What happaned since you used to be loyal?
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I use a secret cam to film my girlfriends friends and mum in the shower when they stay over. She sucks my cock while i watch them back
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>>683084468
People just feel incest is weird, like you said most people aren't attracted to their family. And if it's weird it's the devil's and EVIL. There's also that argument that incest = 3 eyed babies, which is ludicrous. Incest does prevent the bloodline from acquiring new useful traits, stagnating progress, but it doesn't make it any worse, just makes it evolve slower. Besides, you're not going to have babies with your dad, so that doesn't even apply to you.

I feel incest is in the same category as homosexuality, and anyone that supports homosexuals and thinks incest is bad is a hypocrite. Maybe in the future it'll be acceptable.

but hey, you're not hurting anyone so rock on.
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>>683085165
People don't go to hell for mutually sharing their amorous affection with the opposite sex, anon.
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>>683085364
I knew a girl that had a baby with her dad, he went to prison, but she got to keep the baby for some reason. Now he's about 10 and has a normal life.
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>>683083072
Grow up fam. That's just life.
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>>683085100
here since 07, sup oldfag?
I understand

>>683085165
dont say that. I had a girlfriend once who was a teacher, she said her prof in university told them that a whole lot of male teachers have pedophilic tendencies. Just like in any "children environment" a large amount of male workers is (paediatricians, scout-teachers or whatever they're called... or they try to suppress their feelings and go the abstinent way and turn to god until they explode and start to molest -> priests)
You're not a monster for being born like that, nobody has control of their sexual desires. You are just kind of a monster if you molested her, which many would argue that you did. Haha, anyway, hope you wont get caught
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>>683085364
If anything, incest is more natural than homosexuality.
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>>683085628
How so?
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>>683085310
post them fag
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>>683085253
I guess... apart from the constant fear of the police knocking on my door at any time.
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>>683078829
I've been suicidal for the last year. I nearly have everything in order to end it all. I tried therapy and can't shake this. June 13th.
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>>683085698
Not him but, incest does more for a species than homosexuality does.
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>>683084755
Together for 5yrs, she dumped me because she didn't want to be in a relationship anymore. Shes currently traveling europe with her sister
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1944 https://www.dropbox.com/s/2iacqrzr31sz7c3/4chan.zip?dl=1
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>>683085537
The only reason I can see for a child of incest not having a normal life would be dickheads shaming him and making him feel bad.
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>>683085746
here's what you do anon; profess your love to her but tell her your love isn't legal. If she wants to continue then she absolutely has to keep it between you two and you'll treat her well. If she doesn't want to then tell her to forget about the one incident and never let it happen again otherwise you'll always be walking on thin ice if you still continue
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>>683085364
The chance of your baby having birth defects skyrockets.

Homosexuality and other sexualities don't hurt anyone, whereas incest has the potential to ruin someone's whole life.

It will never be okay, and as our species evolves, people with mindsets like yours, will be bred out.
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>>683085282
I'm not rich, looking i would say is ok, dick 7,5 inch.
I married, get job (after study), go to gym
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>>683080367
FUCKING FAGGOT
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I was sleeping in the bed with my aunt one night after family celebration, I was staying in her place after it(shes devorced and we are close) so i slept in her bed, I was 14 I think. I was kinda tipsy and she got drunk which she never did. I was horny af and complitely undressed and strarted rubbing my dick on her ass over her pants. Also was griping her big tits with my hand. I just put my hand under her sleeping dress and groped her tits, she didnt even have a bra on. I almost fainted when I felt her bare tits. Humped her real hard and played with her tits. Came real hard on my stomach and got dressed. She didn't remember shit the next day cuz she was totaly out the night before. Still jerk off to that, if it happened today I would do so much more. I can tell you more about her daughter (my cousin) which is my sex fantasy if you want.
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>>683085785
That's bloody rough. I'm sorry. Probably hopping on a new cock in every city. Better though than if she cheated on you repeatedly while on holiday.
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>>683085998
>The chance of your baby having birth defects skyrockets.
Can you cite any studies? The bible doesn't count.
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Woman here

Im mainly attracted to blacks... which is fucked up since my whole family is racist as hell.

Ps: no tits at least you show your dick first.
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>>683086114
It doesn't say that in the Bible, lol.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.healthcentral.com/encyclopedia/hc/consanguinity-%25E2%2580%2593-inbreeding-3169061/&ved=0ahUKEwil_vOE-8fMAhVBxWMKHQcABlMQFggmMAI&usg=AFQjCNHpW1xeYtgYoaLk8GXDQ4n-jLEnXQ
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>>683086382
>Ps: no tits at least you show your dick first.
Unless*/Until*

Why are women so dumb, /b/?
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>>683086439
get
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>>683086015
Must be the dick
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my secret: lost my virginity to my mom
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>>683086382
Here:

B=====D

Now then, teets plees?
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>>683086461
>Recessive genes being passed on.
That's not unique to incest, and by the same logic people with recessive traits (2 recessive genes) should not be allowed to breed.
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I murdered someone.
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>>683085526
>>683085617

I'm pleasantly surprised how kind and supportive /b/ has been through this whole thing. There are fewer people telling me to kill myself and to post pics than there are people giving genuine advice.

Personally, I don't feel like I am a pedophile. I am not attracted to my other students, nor have I really been attracted to anyone underaged before.

It might be a mix of different factors. I'm in my mid-20's and I've been single for a couple of years. I really do care about her due to the time we've spent together, and my weakness was only partially fulfilling a physical need for a young and pretty girl. Psychologically I know the feeling that someone looked up to me, and is crazy about me, and tried so hard to give me a good blowjob even though we both knew she was in over her head, contributed just as much to me ejaculating as the physical act.
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>>683086382
u know the rules
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>>683086790
how?
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>>683084898
Fucking your intended targets ex isnt a great idea. But I'm no homo, so I don't know how you faggots work. Good luck.
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LAIN
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>>683086838
Choked her to death with a TV cable.
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>>683086821
And so do i

>>683086471
Sowy mr perfect
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>>683083437
ill take your word for it reputable internet poster you seem legit.
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>>683086988
when? where the body @?
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>>683082648
I set my younger brother up for my rich gay friend and his buddies to fuck him. My friend gave me $5000 for doing this.
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>>683086750
No it is not, but I said that the CHANCES of birth defects rises when inbreeding, which the study backs up.

I'll dumb it down so you can understand:
"You can get lung cancer naturally, but the chances of you getting it rises if you choose to smoke cigarettes."
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>>683078829
I have a small dick and want to hang myself, because of that.
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>>683087112
It was about 5-6 months ago. I burned the body and shattered the remains in an abandoned factory.
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>>683081993
tell me more!
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>>683086799
Preaching to the converted, anon.
Don't let people's blind acceptance of the law and hysteria sway what you know is true.
It's a special thing to have a girl like yours.
I know what you describe - it's like nurturing her, just also with your dick. That added arousal is due to satisfying a deep inbuilt desire to protect and lead.
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>>683078829
I dont get out the house much.
I actually look forward to going to work because its the only time I feel useful. It is also the only time I socialise. When my father dies I won't have anyone else to really speak to about my problems, fears, hopes and dreams.

If I do end up speaking to someone it will just be the usual protocol. Pretending every thing is great all the time.
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>>683086799
Humans are naturally inclined to be attracted to young fertile women, this usually means 13-16 year olds. However it is extremely not-socially acceptable and you were to be talking to us in real life we'd call you a fucking pedo and tell you how unnatural and terrible it is. The only time we can be honest is under the veil of anonymity. I don't know enough about psychology to tell you if you actually inflicted harm on her, I honestly hope you didn't. If you feel you must stop do so, I would believe that nature wouldn't make them able to breed unless they were mentally ready to do so, but maybe society has made people unable to do so until later in life, kinda like kids that never touch anything dirty are less able to fend out germs and shit, but in a mental sense. Or maybe nature is wrong and we fixed it socially.

I'm not here to judge you though.

>>683085617
Why did this interesting shithole turn into a boring shithole? I rarely even come here anymore, It's just not the same.
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>>683087357
who did u kill
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>>683078829

Only my boss knows it, but I'm a boy.
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>>683087460
It was a random girl I picked up. She needed a ride to a city, she was running away from home because of family problems and stuff.
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>>683087287
You're right, statistically they go up, I'm sorry. However, statically people with hereditary heart problems also have a higher chance to give them to their children. Do you think that they also should not breed?
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>>683087333
I feel like you thought long and hard about this.
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>>683087017
>Sowy mr perfect
I'm just fucking with you. Have a good night.
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>>683085986
I had a talk with her yesterday (damn it's morning already). I told her that what happened in the equipment room is too far and it cannot happen again, and that we need to fix this starting now.

I decided to just give her the truth, that I love being a teacher but after this I wasn't sure if I am fit to be a teacher. If she wanted to just work things out with me in private I will respect that, and if she wants to bring it up to another adult, I won't lie about it and accept the consequences. The consequences are I'll never be able to teach anywhere ever again and I will absolutely serve a long jail sentence. Her family will absolutely know about this as well, at the very least. I wanted her to know that it's a very serious matter, and that the decision going forward is hers, because I am wrong and I want what's best for her.

She was emotional, as expected, and really wasn't sure what to do at first. In the end she said she didn't want to get me in trouble and that she thought she was wrong for starting it. So, we're going to take some time to work out where we stand, and pretend the whole thing didn't happen for now.

This is about the best I can hope for, but ultimately, who knows? FBI can literally be breaking down my door if she ends up feeling she should tell the authorities after all.
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>>683087623
nice to know thank m80
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>>683087357
those abandoned factories sure seem to come in handy for concealing evidence of a crime
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>>683087790
Yep. Weird thing is, I actually got some sort of satisfaction from murdering her, might consider doing it again. I'll start a thread soon telling the whole story.
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>>683087774
>so close to quads...
hopefully it will work in your favor anon.
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>>683083025
DUDE LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW
Write EVERYTHING down in a journal. AND MARK THAT SHIT WITH A DATE AND TIME OR WHATEVER.
Every thing that is happening. Write down how you feel and how your unsure about all this etc. DO IT DO IT

because if you get caught or she for some reasons starts making accusations OR god knows and you go to court YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL ON.
IT WILL HELP.
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>>683087774
This guy -> >>683087999
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>>683083144
oh god, this is me.

that said, she basically coerced me into proposing in the first place lmao
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>>683087333
hang yourself by your dick. problem solved. ur welcome
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>>683086799
well some of us have thoroughly studied this subject. It's so ridiculous how society celebrates gays because "they were born this way" and it's "the most natural thing ever" but at the same time demonizes pedos... check it
virped.org

>>683087445
I have thought about this many times and you know what, I think we just grew up. I see boring shit and god damn little 9fag kids posting here and when I try to think objectively, I think I would have found that shit funny/interesting if it was 2007 when I was like 17
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>>683087637
One does not get a choice in whether or not they have a heart disease, however, there is no arguing that choosing to have incest is a thought out decision one makes.

Choice is the important factor there.

And unrelated, but yes, i feel some people shouldn't breed. We are part of the human species as a whole, and too much focus on us as individuals slows the progression of our species. Who lives and who dies, i haven't a clue.
/tangent
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Had a friend who was raped as a young girl, she told me about it and said that now normal sex doesn't do much for her and she's not turned on by it and can't climax so I forced her to fuck me whilst I had a balaclava after a party, she hasn't confronted/told me about it yet, I don't think she knows it's me but she was kind of willing towards end after the crying and she hasn't called the police so I'm guessing she knows or she liked it
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>>683087369
Maybe I should study the subject a bit more myself. Between getting my dick wet and being the best damn middle school teacher that I can be, I would rather give her up. At the end of the day I want to live with myself knowing I did not take advantage of my students to satisfy my own physical and emotional needs.

I see your point though. Maybe amongst all the thoughts of what would society think, her and I actually have a true connection.

>>683087445
Agreed, and thank you for not judging. I asked /b/ specifically because I know if /b/ wasn't telling me to kill myself, /b/ has no reason not to be honest in its opinion. For the past few days, I can truly say I love my fellow /b/tards so fucking much.

>>683087966
Thank you, /b/rother.

>>683087999
>>683088150
Since you have trips, I will definitely do as you command and write everything down. That is a new piece of advice I didn't hear from the last thread, so thank you.

>>683088180
Yeah, I agree with you for sure. Talking through this again on 4chan is helping me get through this as well.

4chan therapy sessions... can we monetize this?
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>>683088829
>It's so ridiculous how society celebrates gays because "they were born this way" and it's "the most natural thing ever" but at the same time demonizes pedos

It's nonsensical that anything is celebrated for being 'natural', but pedos are demonised for being harmful to children, not for being unnatural. Adults of the same sex consenting to fucking is not the same as a grown adult molesting a child. They are not comparable.
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I touched my younger brother and sister and probably warped their minds. It more mutual than anything, because I often found them willingly participating in the past. I regret it now, because I know we all still remember, but they were sexy as hell and I know we had fun.
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~I've hacked gmod server hijacked there server logs and there command center as it were and then used that information and ddosed the owner and stole their paypal information and bought bitcoins with it because the owner was talking shit ~
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>>683088877
Does one have a choice if they fall in love with someone they're related to?

If a person has a chance of having a heart problem (1 gene no problem 1 gene yes problem) they have the same chance of having kids with the problem if they breed with someone with the same gene configuration. Obviously it's more likely a person will have that gene configuration if they're related, but non-relatives can also have it. We would have to do genetic testing before breeding to remove that risk. Obviously the point of not being related to your family is to reduce that risk. However, you're talking about removing the happiness of a person without talking about removing the happiness of others that have the same chance of having children with problems.

>And unrelated, but yes, i feel some people shouldn't breed.
Well as long as it's consistent I can respect it.
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I used to wait till my lesbo nabors go out then sneak into their house a smell all the painties and sock even busted on a few good time........ sadly they broke up and moved:(
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>>683089161
Does she still speak to you?
or did she start acting weird after that moment?

When I was in a relationship with my Ex she told me once that she would love to be forced into fucking, like raped.

So one day I just pinned her against the wall, ripped her pants off and fucked her, even though she continuously told me to stop.

After we broke up she went to her Ex girlfriends and told them I raped her.
So now I'm the scumbag.
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>>683089563
hey it's not ur fault :)
she asked for it.......
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Eat my cum every time I fap
Not gay
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>>683089563
That's a cunt move on her part :\
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I really want to fuck my cousin.
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>>683088829
I have thought about it too, and I've contemplated the same answer. I think there's much less interesting content, but then again, maybe I'm just not looking for it as much as I was back when I was 17. I have some great memories of this place and it seems it's always stupid shit now. Who knows, maybe this place chanced, maybe we did. Maybe both.

Seeing how the other anon I'm responding to reminds me of how I felt back then, maybe this place is still what it was and I just don't see it anymore. Maybe it's shit because I gave up on it.

>>683089244
I feel most people that would attack you here are new and still haven't realized they don't have to put a facade on here anymore, or they're people that have been personally hurt in one way or another by bad people with a situation like this, and can't but blame you for it.
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Slept with about 6 different girls for a period of a year, constantly travelling between places on weekends and none of them knew about each other. Thankfully out of that mess!
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>>683088296
Then you would be well-hung
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>>683081325
Bro, I used to do this on AOL in chat rooms (you don't remember them) I'm an old fag now, but glorious times.

I could keep 4-5 different I/M windows open at a time and had a lot of lines down in notepad, I would just shotgun a room and then just round-robin copy/pasta responses from notepad based on them taking the bait.
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>>683078829
my gf is 14
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>>683085746
well if there is anything you should be doing its posting about it on 4chan on a site that just yesterday ripped apart a child molesters life.
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>>683090096
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>683089661
I know right. She literally asked for it..

>>683089804
Serious cunt move. I got called rapist for a while.
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Originally I was just planning to go on a date with this girl to boost her confidence, but now I'm catching feelings and we're not together yet.
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>>683089504
You are a legend wish i knew u
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>>683090166
Wait, did I miss a shitstorm yesterday? Do tell
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>>683089563
She isn't too weird, I mean she's real close to me and that's why she told me about her being raped. But I suppose she's a bit more distant, the thing is I doubt she knows it's me, she was drunk and I covered my bases but maybe. I don't feel bad about it she was kind of wanting it and I was horny as fuck but I don't want her to like harm herself or some shit .

Also about your ex it's not your fault, my ex liked real rough but if she then complained and said it was assault then that's be a bitch move, hopefully your ex does go to the police or some shit
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>>683087774
Sex with a minor is not a federal offense. Local cops may come knocking but I call bullshit on your whole story. Props to you for the troll.
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>>683089315
o rly? You don't say

still, a pedo is not necessarily a child rapist. Just like a straight guy is not necessarily a rapist. What society does though, is immediately think that a pedo will ultimately act on his urges and demonizes them for even having this -uncontrollable- affection. (notice, I said affection) And what this does, is extremely counterproductive, because they live in a shadow and this shadow only gets bigger when society gives them absolutely no chance of having a normal talk about their undeniably harmful desire.

Did you even read virped.org? Stop being a part of the problem and think about it for a sec


https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/trottla-aus?utm_term=.pudD62LgEp#.tbzVPOXD8B
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>>683089244
you really are a good person man.
just don't forget that kids will be kids, so don't give her full control.
you can be considerate and supportive while still controlling the situation. you don't want a teenager to make the decisions that might destroy your life.
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>>683082247
Pornsocket, bro.
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>>683090267
dam bro some chicks like random rape
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>>683090277
g a y
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>>683078829
I'm about to fuck him. You're losing me fast.
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>be me be 21
>meet girl (22)
>date -> sex -> love
>meet her family
>she has two sisters (16 and 18)
>start an affair with her 18 year old sister
>2 years happy relationsship
>2 years happy affair
>gf moves to japan
>we break up in peace
>start a relationship with her youngest sister (now 18)
>win
>affair is confused
>ex is confused
>one year later one week before our wedding
>ex comes back to attend her exbfs wedding with her youngest sister
>she is kind of mean to me :(
>askes me if i am still fucking her other sister
>i am confused
>we have sex
>two days before i marry
>my fiancé is somewhere with her mother
>alone with her sisters
>they are rude :(
>they tell me to stop cheating
>i promised them i will not betray my wife
>they belief me
>threesome
kept my promise for 5 years we have 2 kids and want a third
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>>683089563
Also another thing, should I do it again? I mean the rush for me was so good and there's another party coming up in a few weeks. It's really weird I wouldn't do it if it was a random girl but it's in my head now that she likes this shit so I feel like doing it again.
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>>683090282
gary mitchell
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>>683089315
and what I meant by "ridiculous" about the born this way thing etc. is that the exact same thing can be applied to pedos.
But instead of accepting that they can not help how they feel and offer help, support, understanding and they just completely ignore any reason because muh child raep possibility... which ultimately leads to more child rapes because >>683090422
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>>683087915
Please spare us your poorly contrived, troll, fiction. Cremating a human body requires >2000 degrees with continuous air movement for 2 hours.

- certified by CANA
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I want to break up with my boyfriend but he is very, very out of my league and I'm sure I'll never bag anyone as cute again.

Makes me feel guilty when he goes on about marrying me and how we're soulmates and he just feels like a fuckbuddy to me, now
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>>683090837
I felt like that once before, then I actually started feeling for her and she's the one that broke it up for me.
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I've been married for three years but cheat on my wife pretty consistently. I have a side negrees that loves white cock and will do anything in bed
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>>683090583
I dunno man.. Don't push your luck. How old is this girl anyway? If shes underage your just asking for trouble.

Did she at any point say "stop" or "i dont want sex" when you fucked her?

Maybe she was just saying that shit when she was drunk to come off edgy or cool or heartless or whatever.

Just remember, nobody will care if you get caught and you say "she said she liked it".
Because for them Rape is Rape.

Try to speak to her again and get close to her. See how shes doing.
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>>683090837
Post picture of your face and we will tell you if you can bag cute boys or not.
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>>683091133
so you have a white girl and you are fucking a nigger
WHY
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I had sex with my mother for 5 years. It started when I was 14 and ended when I was 19. My mom slept on the couch all the time, and mostly in a night gown that was sheer with no underwear on. She had an ass that wouldn't quit. One night she was sleeping on here side and I was watching tv in the chair next to her and I got a huge hard on that wouldn't stop while I was looking at her pussy pressing through her gown. I took out my cock and started stroking. I came and fell asleep with come all over me and my cock in my hand. In that time she woke up. I guess she saw my cock and all the cum and she started licking it up. I woke up to my mother sucking the head of my cock and the adrenaline surge was like no other. I fucked her silly and eventually came in her.
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every night before I go to sleep, I say a short prayer asking God to not let me wake up.
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>>683089955
Yeah, anonymity doesn't turn everyone into assholes. It just lets people be assholes without having to worry about backlash. People are still people, and there are still good people deep down on /b/ :)

>>683090166
Yikes. I'm glad I did not share my or her personal information!

>>683090411
If I were to troll I wouldn't keep up the same lie for days. But it doesn't matter. Call me a fake if you wish.
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>>683085785
>currently traveling
Blowing dudes
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I flip my testicles above my penis when I sit down to poop or pee.
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>>683081766
reverse image search it dumbass
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>>683078829
I worked for my country's intelligence services for 10 years. Left and did freelance work while forging a new career as a developer.
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I think my girlfriend cares more about me than I do about her. I cheated a few times, and I know I'm supposed to feel bad for that, but I don't. She has a lot of family and personal drama that I have to deal with pretty often, which sucks, but on good days, she has a nice personality. She's 6/10, and I feel like I could do better, so I'm not sure if it's worth it sometimes, but she tells me I'm the best thing in her life, and I care about her to an extent where I'd feel bad about breaking up. We've been dating two years.
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>>683091917
for someone who is not attracted to underage girls, you sure seem to have a collection of pics of them...

not judging, just dont lie to yourself.
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>>683086031
share
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>>683089513
With the way you're putting it, i could honestly see the same stigma being applied when genetic testing for couples becomes extremely commonplace. I see where you're coming from, definitely.

Come on though, not this "one love" stuff. There is no "one person in the world" made for you, there are billions of people in the world, and so many are potentially right for you. Your first real relationship that lesson. You meet, fall in love, spend every waking minute together, get distant, fall out of love, sad face, but then you move on.

You learn you don't need them to live, it's not the end of the world, you can both be happy even if not together, and finally (what relates lol), that they were not the only one.

It was just a feeling, not a reality of life. That is whyi can't believe justifying invest on the basis of "you don't choose who you love".
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I am the God of Destruction. It was I who made the government open the Swedish borders, slowly ruining the country from the inside. It was I who gave birth to Vladimir Putin and influenced Hillary Clinton to use public servers.

I'm not a bad person. I just do what needs to be done.
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>>683091627
Oh she's not underage she's 26 but well she did try to fight me off at first she just swore at me then kind of cried and said no but after that she was quite chill for someone being raped anyway she still grabbed my hand now and then but most of the time she just lay there and not to comfort my self but I think she might have thrust a few times as well, I came on her face and did put my sick close to her mouth and she didn't try to bite like I thought she would.
But I think your right, I'll try to get her to tell me about it and see what she thought of it before trying again.
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>>683078829
but only asians have small dicks
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i watched this video like 20 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
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>>683092462
your seriously fucked up if you watched this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
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I clop
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Posted this in other Secrets threads.


I gave a black guy head in my car in the school parking lot one day. I got freaked out because I was scared that he was going to tell everyone.
So i told the Principle that he had made me do it.

Caused a huge deal at school. The black kids didnt believe me, and the white kids did. My bf was one of the few who never believed me. He stayed with me for a while but after a few weeks he told me that he didnt believe it.

I told our mutual friends that he called me a liar and most stopped talking to him. I later started dating his ex best friend.

The black guy went to jail. He was in for a few years but I think hes out now.
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>>683092303
Dude this is so me. Like she's the nicest but she's Okay but I could do better. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
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>>683090509
Nah, bro. I've slept with more women than men, but most were with other people at the time. Crazy girls and cheaters are my thing.
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>>683080493
>>683082842
Me too! Wanna cuddle?
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>>683092592
wat.
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>>683092705
was it worth it?
Do you feel bad about it?
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I've frequented /b/ ever since I was an underager. I have a lot of pics of everything over the years. I just pulled up pics of cute young girls because it seems appropriate for this occasion.
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>>683092705
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>>683092962
>was it worth it?
All that trouble just to suck a dick.
No. Not at all. But once I started I couldnt stop. One lie led to another.
>Do you feel bad about it?
Yeah. Pretty bad.
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>>683092356
You don't choose who you fall in love with. You choose if you decide to pursue it, but try telling that to someone that's in love.
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>>683092965
sure thing brah...
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I'm a furry, nobody other than /b/ knows it
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>>683083144
In the same boat, abandon ship! Starting a new crew is better than sinking with it. "Part of the crew, part of the ship . . ."
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I jerked off on my naked 2 year old sister when I was 12 many many many years ago.
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>>683092965
Don't stop posting those pics m8, I was enjoying them. You have a good taste in underage girls.
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>>683092991
Alright I mean I'm not taking it lightly, the first one was curiosity but I guess I did get lucky I mean if anyone had seen I would have been fucked. Its just a nagging feeling thats all
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>>683092705
Human trash. I hope you rot in hell.
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I catfish as various people in order to have fun and get nudes to finger myself to..
The only reason I do this is because I'm in an LDR and if my boyfriend knew, we'd break up and I don't want that to happen.
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>>683090282
Guy got trolled on cam into sending a bunch of pics to what he thought was a fifteen year old girl. Anon applied ruin life tactics. Shit was pretty lulz. Still, hope the anon in this thread gets away with it because also lulz.
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>>683089371
greentext?

I did similar stuff
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>>683093189
Fine, I'll stop.

>>683093398
Conflicting commands. Does not compute.

Have this instead.
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>>683086382
Fuck you, race traitor.
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>>683091111
Checked
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>>683090560
>affair is foncused
>ex is confused
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>>683079236
Fucking rockstar. Fuck off op you homo
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>>683093956
I wasn't complaining, m8 I was just pointing out what you said earlier.

post them all!
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>>683083372
>>683083372
25 years of work and wants disability, man, I been on SSI & SSDI for ten years from a wreck at 21. just put 5 more years in and retire. disability is a trap
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I invited guys over to fuck my gf when she was hammered
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>>683094563
Last one. I gotta get some sleep. Get some stuff done that I want to do before it's too late.
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>>683080530
No one cares go fuck your 3/10 whores
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>>683089563
meanwhile i had an girlfriend tell me that and i actually did rape her when we broke up

but she didn't actually tell her friends about it. guess she's cherishing the memory
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>>683084982
Same here. Sucks ass
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>>683092758
Glad I'm not alone. I'm mainly worried that she'll hurt herself or something, because it always sounds like I'm the only good thing in her life.
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>>683095224
have a good one
peace
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>>683092965
bixnood muhfugga

>:3
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>>683081640
>teacher
>a 'man'
good one coward.
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>>683096052
we're getting too old for this site
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