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Waifu claiming thread
>Shit-chan keeps us bumped edition

>discuss stuff
>can't think of any more rules
>have fun

Anastasia claimed
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sachi claim
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Rumia claimed

Hi Anastasia, Sachi
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>>683074603
True, although I need to get some more apparatuses for the full experience
>>683074740
Thats pretty much what I did accept in situations where I have to talk to them. All the girls from my highschool stopped talking to me which made it easy. and i'd be on the fence about the pillow if I didn't live at home, so thats out for me
>>683075202
and then you get back to your place and show them all us waifu's right? For the extra pussy wettening effect?
>>683075212
Exactly, they should make it illegal
>>683075239
You shouldn't! GET MAD
>just don't hurt me

Also claiming in this shit-chan edition
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>>683076192
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Clammed
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>>683076192
I just got to move out then get the pillow
And if i ever find a 3d girl who isnt gross and accept my weeaboo ass with a daki i might convert to 3d girls
Damn science needs to hurry up and make anime real
>moka
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Theres shit everywhere
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>>683076406
>>683076431
DESUFAGS AND FURRIES BTFO
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>>683076475
nah man im with you on this shit
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This thread is cancer
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>Shizuru get!
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>>683076163
Hello

>>683076406
I don't see any difference with usual

>mfw gonna see 2 anons try to outshitpost one another now
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No thread is safe from my shitposts :^)
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More shit please
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>>683076594
I don't see anything going on either
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>>683076287
Hey foodo! hows it goin?
>>683076364
Clammy
>>683076404
Thats what I'm sayin, I'd probably get a pillow when I live alone, just cus I'm a lonely fuck. and yeah if a grill aint down with the animu I aint down with her haha
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>>683076594
Thank the desufags :^)
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>>683075983
Sorry about that,
Mobile died
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Fucking dying shitposter
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>>683076594
Let's try on the shitposting goggles
>everything looks the same

>>683076748
Hi Koko! Going well. The arbitrary day of the week has flipped some switch in my brain which enables me to stay up late for no reason.

How are you?
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>>683076569
>rattle
>>683076594
let the shitpost off begin
>ill be lurkin until this shit stops
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>>683076800
Can i eat my bukkake noodles in peace?
Damn
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I'll be done around 3:45
Then I must sleep
Even a no life like me needs sleep
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>>683076939
it will never stop
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>>683076966
Eat my shit Strings as ramen
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>>683077011
Your life will stop at some point,hopefully soon.
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>>683076977
What time is that EST?
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>>683077085
never
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>>683076939
Sleep tight, Sachers

The ride never ends, after all
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>>683077103
PST you fucking moron
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>>683077086
I want that rabbit to shit in my face
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>>683077146
Could be AKST or HST, if pooper were really dedicated
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>>683077153
we will see about that
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>>683076977
>>683077103
I'll be back tomorrow, and the days after that
Desufags btfo
I must rid them at the source
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>>683076902
>flipped a switch in my brain
Thats called the weekend my friend! haha, how was your arbitrary day?
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>>683077146
I was asking the time in EST
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>>683076939
>Rattle rattle
Alright, enjoy your lurk.
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>>683076977
Dubs confirms.

>>683076748
What are you supposed to do with the pillows? If I had one I wouldn't do anything because I wouldn't want to dirty it or anything.
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here come the quints
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This thread is gold
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>>683077368
>>683077375
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oh, theres two lifeless faggots now
you two should meet up and swap usb drives of your shit posting folders and maybe suck eachother off. that'd be neat, right?
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>>683077375
>have some quints
>only 340 off
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>>683077247
Oh, another day of work on my death march. Projects are proceeding well, one manager wants to me take risks and my better judgement wants to not break our shit and cause down time.

Pleasant weather, I must say. Shame about the family in Fort McMurray...

>I'm a boring adult
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>>683077368
IT'S CALLED VR RETARD
>excuse my caps
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>>683077439
>waaaahhh, he posted it again
>mommy, people on 4chan are posting it again
Desufags btfo
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>>683077439
lol didnt read
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>>683077544
Dat pic tho
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Desufags
BTFO
T
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OUT OF MY THREAD YOU WEABOOS
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>>683077584
i just realised i cant math and ive drank to drunk
goodnight
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>>683077672
This is my thread now
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>>683077368
I mean I guess people fuck em. Although If I had one I'd just cuddle with it, nothing lewd lol
>>683077527
Sounds like your boss needs to fuck off haha, and whats with the family in McMurray?
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>>683077439
I think the bunny is pretty cute

Bunny anon, say something, don't be shy
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>Happy Rumia Day
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>>683077691
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>>683077745
both
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Niggers should die
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>>683077763
P E D O
E
D
O
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The real question is why someone has this many pictures of shit to begin with.
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>>683077544
But I'm talking about dakimakura.
(I think that's what its called.)
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>>683077757
He's not my direct manager, so no worries... probably

>Fort McMurray, pictured
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>>683077763
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>>683077826
Agreed
>>683077793
Sharing is caring, just like STDs
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>>683077793
Like i said before (>>683077763)
Contribute to the thread instead of shitposting
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>>683077917
i know right
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>>683077924
Hmmmm
Nah
DESUFAGS BTFO
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>>683077913
>says the one posting as bunny
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>>683077867
Welcome to /b/.
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i shitposted this thread before now i will shit post again
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>>683077867
I really, really, really, like images of shit
DESUFAGS BTFO
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This is actually mildly amusing
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>>683077757
I would never that either. Actually, I wouldn't know what to so with it in general.
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>>683078071
can i save it?
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>>683078083
DESUFAGS BTFO
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Going to catch some Zzz's. I'll see most of you tomorrow.
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>>683077783
Rumia day?
>>683077888
Trips confirm, thats a fire. and good, if he talks shit he can get hit nam sayin?
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>>683078133
They're all yours my friend
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>>683078039
Ok
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>>683078153
Hope you die in your sleep
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>>683078039
That's it
Go on
Why are you shitposting?
Is it to fill a void in your heart?
Come one bunny you can talk about your feelings
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>>683078184
Thanks mr.shit
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>>683078153
cya shizuru
>goodnight rattles
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>>683078225
eat shit
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>>683078153
Bye
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>>683078153
>>683078225
I will see you guys tomorrow and many other days :^)
That's how much I love you guys
DESUFAGS BTFI
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>>683078284
Tastes like shit, it's pretty tastey
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>>683078284
So I'm taking it as you are lonely
See, we can get somewhere sweet bunny anon
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>>683078167
>Rumia's day
The 7th of every month, which based on some Japanese pronunciation is related to Rumia's catchphrase.

Basically, artists post extra Rumia on the 7th of each month, it's great~

>the other manager
He pushes his luck sometime but I'm able to put my foot down, I think.
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>>683078153
Later shizuru
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>>683076132
Your waifu is shit
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>>683078353
Holy shit
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>>683078108
I kinda wouldn't either, I'd probably treat it like my fleshlight and keep it hidden except for special occasions when I'd sleep with it
>>683078153
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
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>>683078225
Asking why people shitpost is pretty stupid.

Also, be careful.

Yotsuba is very special to 4chan.
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>>683078371
Ones you have a rabbit and her shit in your life, you are never lonely
DESUFAGS BTFO
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>>683078153
Goodnight, Shizuru!
Sweet waifu dreams~
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>>683078442
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>>683078433
Sleep with your VIVE on and put it on special waifu images
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>>683078371
I rather be a loner than hanging out with you
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>>683078444
>ones

Stupid shitposter.
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>>683078505
youre welcome
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>>683078457
I hope a rabbit shots in your mouth :^)
I will see you guys tomorrow, judy, TAKE HOLD OF THIS THREAD
DESUFAGS BTFO
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>>683078499
Feel free to leave and be alone again anytime stupid rabbit poster.
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10/10 thread
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>>683078568
Shits*
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>>683078568
you too man
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>>683078499
What because I can sympathise with you because i am psychiatrist?
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>>683078613
Stupid, stuuupid shit poster.
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I'm happy to have rabbit anon here, at least. His posts resemble a waifu anon, in a way.
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Don't tell me the faggot rabbit poe ran out of images.

PATHETIC BUN.
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>>683078849
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>>683078433
>keep it hidden
I couldn't doo that either. I seem to be stuck in a catch 22.
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