Back when I was sixteen I fucked a (male) professor, a (male) radio host and my own student teacher (female) After that I decided to be a manwhore and I made a good $35,000 AUD in 6 months. I'm still in the process of investing it two years later.
I seeiously hate that people treat me like shit just because i got short genes when the rest of my family are all 6 ft somethin football players and wrestlers and alph af. A big dude tried to bully me senior year and it remined me of my younger years when i was constantly being bullied. Now i haye just about everyone/thing. I have bad thoughts.
>>683069801 I meet girls online from different areas and countries, they all think they are my girlfriend. I meet them for sex, play the boyfriend role for a while, creampie them and go home. I've made 13 trips so far to other countries and the strange thing is I really love almost every one of them, but they'd hate me if they figured it out. I don't know what to do, in over my head.
>>683070753 Yeah, I'm with you, to a lesser extent. Married, spend time away from home for work. Gone through a lot of online girlfriends, met some and fucked. It's crazy easy with omegle, kik, and travelling around the Northeast and NYC for work. Almost thirty and I've pounded more pussy than I ever did in my early 20s
I let my 6 year old nephew give me a hand job. Woke up to him grabbing my shit, it was hard, told him it felt good, didn't ask any more questions. He has a very forgiving personality, and hopefully fairly short term memory.
27, gf is 22. I got offered a job in Dubai and I took it before telling her. Almost triple my salary, three year contract and the perfect opportunity to earn a shit load of money, live in Dubai for three years and then return home. Broke the news to my girl with the intention of making a long distance relationship work. She basically nixed the entire thing straight up and broke up with me because I didn't discuss it with her at first. My argument was basically triple my salary guaranteed for three years we'll be set up for life and get married when I come back blabla.
I've sold most of my things and I leave for Dubai next Saturday. Staying in a hotel for a week, gf was planning to go away on work placement this week but her mother is away. So I have to stay and look after her two sisters for a week before I go. Just out of spite for breaking up with me I am thinking of trying to get it into one of them or at least get nudes or something. Got nothing to lose now.
>>683069801 I don't call myself a virgin because when I was about to actually lose my virginity I put on a condom (bout to fuck on a couch in her living room), got like 4 good thrusts in then the condom was actually too tight and I lost my boner and couldn't get hard, ended up just leaving and never talking again.
Don't trust flashy asian dragon condoms, they're made 4 asians
>>683071367 I'm a double-amputee in a wheelchair. I dont' have the money to get out much and meet people, and all throughout my 20s i had health problems that kept me from getting out. I live in the south, and in this part of the south women are married with kids by their 20s. Plus the few times i've had the offer I never went all the way out of embarrassment of penis size. I did give the women orgasms with my fingers and tongue though. So there's that.
One long lonely broke night at a bar in Vegas some years ago, I'm finishing a losing night gambling by sipping a beer at a casino bar, and for some time there was a guy who kept ordering drinks next to me. He'd grab his drinks and go off to party with whoever, presumably racking up a tab.
When it was time for the guy to pay his bill, he checked his receipt and left a stack of paper money, then left without waiting for his change. The bartender's back was to him, and I was done for the night, so I grabbed those bills and high tailed it out of the casino, thinking I made out with a few hundred bucks.
Turns out it was about $60 in five dollar bills, so I risked stealing from a casino and getting caught for less money than I had spent at a slot machine in the previous 20 minutes.
>>683071619 Finance sector. There was absolutely no chance I was turning this down. If somebody says "here have around 800,000 euro for three years of pretty cruisy work." You say where do I suck and will I be cupping your balls also?
>>683072161 Should have just lied, and said you were offered the job, but you weren't sure. If you can convince some sandniggers you're worth 800K a year, surely you can convince this cunt to let you take off for 3 years.
>>683072161 Your GF is too young to know what the fuck she wants anyway, and to be honest, so are you. Take your cash and live large for a few years and find yourself a nice 30 year old woman who's out of college and has a career and knows what she wants.
>be me >13, youngest in the family >I was used to having all the focus be on me >My sister gets a kid >Everyone forgets about me >My mon literally doesn't even make me food anymore >Just focused on the baby >I'm neglected >One night, my sister leaves baby at our house and goes out with friends >I have had enough >Suffocate kid with a pillow >Throw pillow away outside >Go back to bed >They think baby died from "free suffocation" or something like that
(By free suffocation I mean a thing where the kid like swallows water or something and then they die in their sleep)
>>683072435 You need to come out. For her sake and yours. You'd be surprised at how supportive friends and family are. I'm not gay, but my sister is bi. No big deal. I jokingly asked if we could go pick up chicks together. lol
>>683072161 Also, forgot to add, the fact that your 22 year old GF won't "let" you do this and can't see the forest through the trees should very easily tell you that this will not work out in the end anyway. That's why I'm saying get rid of her and don't bother with the drama with her sisters. You'll easily find a prettier, smarter, and more grounded woman closer to your age that has a sense of what is important in life (whether that's your money or your companionship).
Either way, with the money you're making in Dubai, you'll easily land any under 25 pussy you want for a couple of months, so your sex needs will easily be taken care of.
I just took a shower with my 7 and 9yo nieces and 11yo nephew. have showered with all of them before, was 1st time with all 3. didnt molest or do anything bad but it's for the better if their parents dont find out, especially the 11yo's conservative godfag parents.
My ex-gf infected me with a fetish for dogs. Nowadays its pretty much all I can think about. Now I don't have anyone to share it with anymore and I don't think I'll ever find anyone I can admit it to irl. Life is suffering.
Since I'm married, I fuck woman who are around my wives daily routine even if I'm not attracted to them - fucked her sister, her hairdresser, her best friend, two waitress in her favorite restaurant, a trainee in her job trying to pick up her cousin and waiting her younger sister to become 18 (17 now) I was loyal before
>>683072306 Not 800k a year, it works out to be around 260 a year. The opportunity itself is a massive door opener as well. Oath I should have lied, I got inside my head and tried to pitch it as a 3 years asay, come back financially secure and get married when you're nearly finished your degree.
>>683072324 Yeah true dat. Fuckin just.. A head fuck that I didn't need. In my head I thought everything would go amazingly. Especially with the whole you're earning shit loads of money that si fantastic.
Guess true colours poked through on that one. Speaking of poking through. Hopefully I can poke through one of her sisters, or maybe both.
>>683072725 Not at all. Sometimes I think back about how my family ignored me completely and my mother didn't act like a mother towards me anymore and I get angry and kind of wish I could go back and kill him again in another, more satisfying way.
>>683072820 That's pretty self destructive and you should not be married. How do you honestly think that will eventually resolve itself? They will all find out and you'll be fucked. The next stupidest thing you can do is have a few kids with these women, then you'll be fucked financially for life.
Bail now and move to a new city and put it all behind you.
>>683071733 Norway would be a great country for you, shit loads of gov money and a fully paid helper, have a friend like u and he has travelled the world and gets around alot, has a nice apartment all paid for by taxpayer money, which i fully support
>>683071395 Mate I lived in dubai for the same reasons, get ready for everything to cost 3 times as much as well, when my colleague tried to leave they took his passport and the keys to his house and cars because the company owned them, I had to pack up myour house and leave in 12 hours I got a call from Manchester airport saying they were outside my house in dubai and wanted my stuff too, everything is very expensive and very corrupt
A week ago I (male) had the opportunity to sleep with friend (female), because her boyfriend was working abroad and my girlfriend studies abroad too. Firstly we had a night of movies, interesting conversación and friendly cuddles. When we went to bed, a big one, I coudln't sleep at first because she is too hot (got nice body, very fuckable to be a bit chubby), so I stood awake pretending to be sleeping while she was in a deep sleep. At 4:00 am I was still awake, and she, while dreaming began to stay lay up, legs almost wide open and wearing just a tshirt and a thong. Continue or stop?
>>683072702 oh shit totally fucked up and read that wrong sorry chief.
Yeah I didn't really expect to see how quickly she just shut the whole thing down. It was fucking cold and has left me quite numb about it. I guess when I get over there I can get my feet on the ground and forget about it all. Maybe go somewhere else, Northern Europe or something after. Bang some fit Czech chiks.
I've known that shes not my biological daughter for the past 6 years coincidentally. I'm waiting until she turns 18 before I leave her but I unknowingly mistreat her hoping she finds out sooner so I can get it over with
>>683069801 I've been to a asian massage parlor twice in the last 2 weeks. also went to a brothel for the first time a few weeks ago. feels normal now much easier than trying to hook up with a girl for free. Even though I'm in good shape and half decent looking. just a teensie bit autist
>>683073095 I've heard this as well. Big salary offers and for a while it's nice, then your rent gets raised by 3x the next year and you can't get out of your contract and you can't afford to live there, so you just suck it up and try to make do. But in the end you owe, and since Dubai has debtor's prison, you can quite literally go to jail forever because of your debt. Save money for an escape plan as soon as you see shit go south, and then fucking bail on your contract and get the hell out of that country.
>>683069801 I work for the NSA. We pay Nishimura an undisclosed amount to create this thread every day to collect private information on /b/ users. We know who 92% of you all are. Some of you are very well known regs, such as top political figures and celebs. We also trace your Internet habits for Homeland Security purposes, testing new cyberspy toys, and of course, foar teh lulz.
I had a GF with a perpetually smelly pussy, and a girl on the side. Had sex with the GF, and then drove 3 hours back to college in a non air conditioned car during a humid July afternoon while wearing jeans. When I got back to college, the girl on the side (who wasn't that bright and also, very needy) gave me a full-to-completion blowjob before I could take a shower.
Went about a nine month stretch a few years ago of endlessly jerking it on omegle until I came for someone. Didn't care who, men, women, girls, boys. Didn't matter how young or old. If they wanted to watch and got me off I drained my balls for them.
Only started recording in the last couple of months of it and up until a couple of months ago had about 300 vids of me cumming. Felt really guilty and deleted it all. Kinda glad I did in a way, but kinda still feel like I wanna get back into it even though I have a gf now.
>>683073826 now we're asking the right questions. do we not all watch porn? perhaps, some more than others. in the end, porn is as much a part of us as our own heartbeats. porn is love. porn is life. so to answer your question: yes, i do indeed watch porn, but not your typical porn; oh no, i watch the porn of life, my friend. good ol' shemale life porn.
Truth be told, I am fucking horrified at the shit that /b/ posts in these threads. You are mostly all degenerate monsters with horrible, sick fantasies usually involving your close relatives. I just fucking cringe thinking what you people must be like in real life, and I know that someday my children will be around you.
Seriously, this thread is entertaining and all, and I've posted a few of my own things, but holy fucking shit are most of you really fucked up and the worse part is, you're basically aware of it but unwilling to do anything but subtly brag about it in an anonymous /b/ thread.
Inspired by the cock tribute threads, I decided to cum on pictures of hot girls where I work starting today. I work overnight at a corporate center, lots of cubicle farms and pictures of self/family. I've got 2 so far, plan to hit at least 30 before I get a different job. >MFW
>>683072846 I am so jealous of your tax exemptions. Making that much money in the U.S. barely leaves you with half as much in savings after all the taxes and living expenses. Are you in IB/PE, HFs, or something else? I'm more quantitative.
I am the center of the universe, and you all exist only because I do. If I am unconscious you do not exist, when I die, this universe dies with me. I just wish I could figure out why everyone ignores me so god damn much in this world. it's fucking annoying to be ignored constantly in life, everyone laughing and enjoying each other's bullshit, but they all ignore me. maybe it's part of my subconscious mind trying to teach me something about patience or something.
im very addicted to asses and anything doggystyle related, but anytime i fuck my GF from behind, it takes me about 4 thrusts to blow my load, i can last long in any other position except this, she loves it tho, so how can i fix it?
>>683074237 Well >>683074299 That wasn't me. But no, it was a kind of heat of the moment thing. She was messaging me sexual shit on facebook out the blue. Being really overt (Actually telling me to fuck, at some point). I knew she was too young, but she kept pushing and one day outside of school, I just kinda said fuck it and we made out and I fingered her a little. I feel like shit because I know that I would have done more back then, and that eats me a little for being a fucking pedo at some point.
>>683074685 Isn't it fucking amazing? Am I just gay as hell? There has to be super-pheremones or something in that shit. I got so into it once that I had to scrape the drying blood out of my nosehairs. Kill me.
Once I was being an umpire for a under 12 year old baseball league and it was hot out and the game was tied and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. The home team hit a ball that was about 3 feet to the left of the foul line - an obvious foul ball - but I called it fair and let the winning run score so the game could be over.
The coaches and parents raised holy hell but I just bailed out of the field as quick as I could and didn't even bother getting my free meal at the Snack Shack. The losing team was set to go to the State Championships and I cost all those kids that chance because I was just too warm inside my umpiring gear.
I'm a pathological liar, i make shit up online and in person. I can't help it. It also makes me happy for some reason. People find happiness in love, money, sex, drugs, but i am happy when i lie and get away with it.
-cousins visits us last week - they have a sleep over - one of my cousin shared the room with me -just us both -horny af -call my cousin name a few times to make sure she's passed out dead -get up and lo k the door -pull out my dick and start jerking over her -pull out phone and record it -cum all over her shirt/boobs
Done this a couple times I have like 10 videos bout to jerk off to them
I saw my sister (14) bending down looking for her bra under her bed, she wasn't dressed because she just got out of the shower. i was so tempted to just ram my dick into her pussy but didn't. fucking regrets. How can I regret something that I could never really do anyways? What the hell is the point of this regret?
>>683074512 Nah man, this is my first time posting in one of these threads. I hate what I've done, I just have come to terms with the fact that I can't let my past define my future. I have to move on and get better. I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>683075261 nice same here, though to a lesser extent. When I was in college most classes did stupid introduce yourself things during the 1st class(es). I loved to make shit up and no one would ever know better.
Life is shit and unfair (In B4 not a secret) in the past 3 years I've lost both grandads, the only dad I've ever known (step dad) and my brother to cancer and I'm absolutely shit scared that I'll end up dying before my time.
>>683075478 That would be unpleasant for me. It's be great if I were just about to come, but the blood starts drying fast and gets kind of sticky and makes a nasty sensation. I just prefer the smell/taste.
Sold my car after fixing it up, I think I was in an accident. I confirmed it wasnt aninal blood from the iron content. Every fucking day for the past 2 years I watch the news to see if anything comes up on my route
I gave money to my ex's bestfriend in exchange for passwords and screenshots so I can blackmail her. The lad ended up buying drugs and ended up dead the next day from overdosing. I didn't get what I wanted.
>>683069801 i hate 4chan, i don't know why I keep coming back. Also feel as if this website is a breeding site for the agenda of some hidden organization or a place where fed go to sway public opinion. everything that is popular on 4chan becomes popular at some point in the future. fuckin fedfags
>>683075813 I'm 34 and never had sex because afraid contraception will fail. I was born after my dad had a vasecomy 6 years before my conception. the doctor said his body reversed that shit. how the fuck? anyways. I'll never have sex I guess :(
>>683074731 why do you care if people ignore you? you are the eternal, everything else is just a passing phase. people can't ignore you forever, nothing lasts forever, not even the characteristics of this specific reality. dharmadhatu and all
After my ex broke up with me in college, I was too chicken shit to post her nudes myself. So I just took the sd card to the student computer lab and left it on a table. The universe did its work from there.
>>683076379 death = going to sleep and never waking up birth = waking up having never gone to sleep is that not enough proof that there is no religious god? what about the fact that you are the only person that you know is real? haven't you always perceived the world as something outside, compared to yourself inside? if god is anywhere he is inside, not out in the world waiting to be heard/seen
>>683070376 5'4 guy here. Stop being a pussy about it you little faggot.
As long as you carry yourself like a man no reasonable person is going to give you shit about your height. People that I've known for years are still somehow shocked when they hear the actual number, because even though I'm tiny they just don't think about it much because I don't act like some beta who lets my height bother me.
You're going to be a manlet your whole life. You're statistically going to make less money and be less attractive to women. Learn to deal with it and then move on.
I have strange cyst problems on my scrotum and dick, when I squeeze them it makes a crunching sound and the white stuff pops out of it. It smells like parmesan cheese. I got no idea what the fuck it is.
>>683077489 doctors are expensive perverts, they just look at my dick, prescribe anti-biotics that don't work, have me come back, grope me some more, prescribe steroids that don't work, have me come back, grope me, prescribe hot water and daily massage. doctors are fucking stupid and take my money more than a dirty prostitute would do.
my secret: I have honestly come to the conclusion that Republicans are very bad people. I can't stand them down to their very core. It bothers me to hate people this much, or to hate them at all, but I really feel they are horrible people to the fiber of their cores.
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