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Pulling toe nail off. Dubs don't soshit but here we go...
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>>683066021
ugh wtf you fucking vile cunt
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>>683066021
Chop the toe off, it cant be revived
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>>683066230
Are you sure?
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>>683066397
Clean that knife before you do it
You'll want to avoid infection if possible
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>>683066021
bump for interest
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Please don't
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>>683066021
omg those are some nasty ass feet

and that is going to hurt like a bitch your toenail doesn't even look infected anymore wtf are you doing?
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Bite on something and pull.
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>>683066021
You know they don't always grow back when you do that right?
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>>683066397
with a knife like that, its no wonder your toe is fucked.
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op's currently regretting not having a plan for when the bleeding gets out of control. just give him a sec. he's looking for a towel or the like
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It needs to be fast n hard. Just let'er"rip.
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>>683066021
You're going at this all wrong. Burn the toenail off.
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toe can be saved. nail cannot. slice that shit off nikuh
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Clamp in middle on to nail. Toe pushes down, pliers pull up. Berm.
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>>683066021
do it faggot
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>>683067219
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>>683067256
Ohh! Bump for this! Genius!
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Timestamp please.
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>>683067362
Please stop
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>>683067526
go to bed young one
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Whelp this is going to be interesting
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>>683067300
dubs say slice that toenail off
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>>683067526
>>683066859
>>683066087
lol just close the browser kids
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>>683067526
Shh, shh, shh... He's only doing what has to be done.
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>>683066021
Where is our timestamp you fag
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>>683067626
Um going to get it
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>>683067659
I don't care about how disgusting it is, I just don't want him needlessly harming himself
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>>683067896
>Dubs don't soshit but here we go...
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> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:24:23 No.683066087▶>>683067659
>>>683066021 (OP)
>ugh wtf you fucking vile cunt
youre such a fucking nigger. shut he fuck up. this is 4chan not a fucking help center. please kill yourself
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>>683067896
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if you do it, do it right: turn pliers side ways, slide nose between nail and skin bed, clamp nail, pull towards you, pressing nose into cuticle. Now pull up and towards you hard,fast and quick. You got to hold those pliers FIRMLY.
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>>683068090
why do you keep posting photos of the same situation from different angles?
make some progress for chrissake
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>>683068090
At least you've got hydrogen peroxide
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>>683068020
I'm allowed to be concerned for other people. Just like how you're allowed to be a shitty human, so get over it
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>>683068263
Fuck me
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>>683068090
>h2O2 and isopropyl alcohol
i have high hopes for OP
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kk op i know your afraid /b/ro just take a deep breath, hold it and pull on 3.
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Cut that shit off
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put the toenail in your penis
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RIP toenail. How did it get this gross?
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do it fag
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>>683068563
Just out of curiosity, did the nail have to be removed anyway? Or are you just doing it for the lols
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>>683068579
Oops
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>>683068864

Shit OP
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>>683068864
Almost there, OP. You're the man.
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>>683068864
its just a scratch
keep going
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you can do it op
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>>683068864
Dude, that tile is going to get stained
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>>683068864
ah fuck OP did you not read my instructions!? now you don't have a choice you HAVE to get that nail out NOW. that shit will infect.
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>>683068526
hey, what makes that guy shitty and op deserving of your concern? how does that work?
>>683068770
lol RIP
>>683068864
Ahahahahahaha
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fucking do it OP https://youtu.be/qWYyBkG7UoM
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>>683068944
>>683068864
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>>683068864
You're the real hero OP
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>>683069013
Fuck almost done
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>>683069013
He is shitty because he told me to kill myself, which i think is a shitty thing to do. And maybe he doesn't deserve my concern, but it doesn't matter
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>>683069300
Take some painkillers lmfao this is out of control
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>>683069300
You won't get me, it's a fake thumb and ketchup
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>>683069356
OP's doing a pretty shitty job with his toenail. I think that makes him shitty in a sense too
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Lets be heroes together anons. Everyone join in and drill!
IM OP FROM LAST THREAD
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>>683069300
Jesus, why don't you just go to a fucking doctor
Wait, you must live in some shithole country where healthcare is expensive
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>>683069478
Fuck me... Whats happening in this thread
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>>683069478
Missed last thread. What did you deliver?
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>>683069438
1. It's clearly a toe, not a thumb

2. It's also clearly blood on the paper towel, how can you not tell by the color and the way it soaks through the material? Have you never bled before?
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>>683069478
I did that once but by hand with a lil bead drill
Not a beedrill
My finger got caught in the hatch back door of a minivan and the blood swelled up under my nail
Drilled into my finger on accident
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>>683069642
Proofs in the pudd... Mutilated finger
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>>683069599
This is happening.
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>>683069680
1. He was clearly being ironic
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>>683069741
YOU BROUGHT LIKE ONE TISSUE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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There are some sick in the head fucks in this thread what the fuck
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>>683069741
Got it!!!!
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>>683069741
>paper towel shows disinfectant poured on it
Well at least you are being safe
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>>683069910
fuck bro
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>>683069910
good job, sort of
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>>683069910

NOW EAT IT, EAT IT FOR ALL OF US
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>>683069910
Better make sure it's all of it or it'll start to regrow
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>>683069910
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>>683069910

Good job op.

Apply direct pressure. Stop starin at that shit, press down on it till the bleeding stops.
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>>683069910
Do you feel better?
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>>683069910
put it in your dick
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You are a fucking hero OP
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What a wild ride this has been.
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>>683069946
Rips off his toenal with rusty pliers at 2 in the morning for no reason
"Least hes being safe, look disinfectant!"
Retard kek
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>>683069741
that blood looks far too pink?
Beetroot juice maybe?
Maybe I just don't want to believe this guy is actually ripping off his fucking toenail.
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>>683066021
Since when do hobbits have cameras?
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>>683070178
It is blood
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>>683070176
In ausland it's 6:38 in the evening.
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Keep digging in there op, there's some more bits of nail hiding
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>>683070293
ORLY?
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>>683067097
Never bite fucktard, you break teeth if you're a dumbass
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Now cum on it
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>>683070231
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>>683069910
I've watched people get burned, stabbed, shot, crushed, and mangled without batting an eye. This, however, is making me sick to my stomach. Congratulations OP.
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>>683070176
>calls someone a retard
>doesnt know what timezones are
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>>683070176
Well I mean I'd by lying if this isn't the best shit i've seen on /b/ for a while. OP is a real champ.
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>>683070418
OP I still see some nail on that toe. Don't forget to remove it.
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Only 9 more toenails to go
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>>683070418

Do a tooth next.
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>>683070545
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>>683070295
Austria? Fuck you osis fuck
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>>683070545
Oh fuck man that got me laughing
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OP

good job
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>>683070418
I think it's better to just saw off your foot. Make sure to apply some alcohol afterwards
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>>683070176
>no reason
Retard its infected.
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>>683070678
Nah mate. He needs to saw off his leg.
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>>683070494
Does it look like theres sunlight streaming into the hellhole op lives in? He speaks english as well so good chance its night. Fuck off cunt
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>>683068864
Op delivered.
/b/ is not dead
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>>683070418
That was pretty extraordinary. Congratulations, dude
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>>683069847
Fuckin lost
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Ye baby bumpin
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>>683070693
Its just toe nail fungus. Its not infected...yet.
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>>683069578
or because Obama care is a blowjob for the insurance and medical industry
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stop the bleeding then use alcohol and get a cotton ball, dip with alcohol then bandage toe with cottonball still on toe
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>>683070418
You should get you blood pressure checked.
Also give the nail to someone as a token of love
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I've done this before after a few shots of whiskey. Looked about the same as OP's. He's probably wrapping that shit up right now
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>>683070693
Look at those nasty feet. Cant tell if they just dont always look like that.
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>>683070614
You got a problem with tha ouzzie philosphys m8?
go an get stuffed ya cunt

Didgeridon't fuck with me you little faggot
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Best op ever
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Let's light up the combo... get it...
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>>683071112
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OP was so close to dubs too
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>>683070941
First off why add the you?
Second why are you such a depressing faggot?
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>>683071164
Dude, wtf are you doing with a lighter?
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>>683071164
Light that puppy up
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Ill paypal 25 bucks for every toenail op! Not joking! How do i contact you
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>>683071269
he's gonna burn his toe you moron what the fuck else would he be doing
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>>683071164
Can we see the toenail cleaned off a bit? I want to see what kind of color it is once it's off your foot.
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>>683071223
Op spotted. Dont like people talking bout his nasty hobo feet
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>>683071164
Requesting Callahan be written on your foot so I can send as a post card
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>>683071289
And I'll give you one blow job per nail
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>>683071164
no eye contact having autistic mother fucker
son of a bitch whore
your father is a cuckhold limp penis cage wearing faggot
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>>683070176
God dammit 4chan
kek
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>>683071400
Gay request but OP if you still have blood you have to
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>>683071460
10 year old spotted. Bet hes been her longer than half you cunts
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>>683071355
Dubs, for sure again.
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>>683071460
calm down with that enter-key use, it will lead to a serious form of right-hand cancer if you don't watch out
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seems like im next in this
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Anyone cataloging this thread yet?
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>>683071460
Kys faggot
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>>683071570
>>683071460
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>>683071688
You should do it, it doesn't hurt as bad as you think.
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These threads are what keep /b alive guys. Treasure these moments for they are becoming fewer with every passing week. We are nearing the end. Where we become the next reddit. Im glad we could share these moments together you faggots
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>>683071688
Dubs have spoken now you have to
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>>683071688
Take that shit off
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>>683071164

Holy fuck he cut it off. Wonder how painful it was, do us all a favor and clean it up. Now I don't wanna have my coffee cup out now.
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>>683071776
it kinda is already reddit, in some ways.
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>>683071815
It's not advised anon. Lots to clean up.
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>>683071776
Newfag detected. This doesn't happen on reddit.
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>>683071776
Amen
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>>683066021

Hey OP, can you or another one of you screencap this before it gets pruned or deleted? I think I almost lost myself to seeing this.
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>>683071975
That's because you fucking idiot didn't wrap strin, rubberband, or rope around your toe and cut off circulation dumb fuck
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>>683071975
you are my hero
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>>683072032
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>>683072099
It's on 1st page. Do it yourself
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>>683071776
Reminds me of what this place used to be. What i could have been even now. It was always a shithole. Wonderful glorious shit on an epic scale. Ill miss these few moments we have left. Ill miss this dump.
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>>683071975
>>683071400
Still waiting on my postcard, OP
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>>683072178
Explain your post to me then
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>>683066021
Thanks for doing this on my birthday OP!
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>>683072178
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>>683069478
Drills are for pussies who don't think. You should be using some sort of needle that's been heated up. Most doctor's do this super cheap anyway, and at least there you know the guy won't fuck it up any more than you would.
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>>683072295
When this shit stops we become reddit you dumbfuck. Goddamn you are a dense fucker
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>>683072281
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>>683072445
Don't worry, most of us understood
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>>683072295

This >>683072445
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>>683072517
Thank you, you're a sweet-heart!
Also, check these triples.
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>>683072295
Different anon, but it was pretty clear to me:

These sort of things are happening less and less on /b/.

Treasure these moments, because when they stop happening on /b/, /b/ will just be reddit.
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>>683072295
He literally said these threads are the only thing stopping 4chan from becoming reddit.
You fucking brainless failed abortion abomination. I hope your children fail in every aspect of life and the grow up motherless.
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Ouch
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>>683073152
I can't imagine trying to walk on that foot tomorrow morning.
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stick a toothpick under your nail and kick the wall!
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>>683066021
Do it on livestream!!!!
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>>683073308
It's not so bad
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>>683073152
Have fun being toe nail-less for a year and a half
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OP Here.

Roll 69 and I cut my pinkie toe off
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>>683073152
That shit is probably so reliving
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>>683073728
Do it!!!!!
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>>683073728
timestamp nigger
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>>683073749
It isn't. My toe hurts lol.
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69 get.
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>>683073728
timestamp or you are a faggot
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>>683073728
Yeah, do that.
But start a new thread just in case this one 404s.
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>>683073728
69
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>>683073152
Take it from someone who was wearing sandals as a kid and opened a gas station door that had a piece of metal sticking out and got his toenail ripped off: make sure you stay on top of it and take anti-biotics.

I don't know if it got infected for me, or if it was just my body fighting off infection, but it throbbed so bad it woke me up from sleep and I had a fever like a motherfucker a couple nights after it happened.
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>>683073728
Better yet smash that mother fucker with a hammer
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God OP my toe just hurts from watching this. Thanks for keeping that kind of spirit on /b/. God bless you for this you magnificent nine-nailed bastard.
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>>683073728
ROLL
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I was a medic in the army for 6 years, I know how to treat myself... also dubs...
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>>683074469
GET
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>>683074469
Please Don't do it op
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>>683074509
>>683074469
look nigger
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>>683066021
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Stop you fucking autists
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>>683074469
summer child go to sleep and never return
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Hold on guys. I need to finish cleaning my toe. Gettin the hammer
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>>683074783
OP plz deliver
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>>683071460
>being this edgy
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Do it fgt
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>>683074783
Oh shit here we go
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>>683075072
timestamp
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69 get. I will deliver
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>>683075131
Nigger I'm not op
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>>683075153
k
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>>683074783
proof
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>>683074783
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I'm op and I'm out.
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>>683075376
YOU SAID YOU'D DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
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>>683075376
cut it off
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>>683075435
>>683075482
That wasn't OP you fucking summer fags.
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>>683075435
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>>683075376
Good luck at The Shire!
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Op is not à faggot today
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Someone cap this
And do a good job.
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My toe fucking hurts!!!!!
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>>683078157
that is a penis
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>>683078157
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>>683069904
kill yourself faggot
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>>683078157
why with a dick pic?
well fuck it
10/10 thread you sick bastard
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>>683078157
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>>683078995
It's not gay it really fucking hurts!!!
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>>683079184
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>>683079184
Kek
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>>683074509
>was in the army
all makes sense now
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>>683079655
Fuck you
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As someone who has pulled off their nail many times i can say thatafter afew pulls it feels like a natural pain killer been released and you just go for it. No pics unfortunatly
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>SIGN BACK INTO CHATANGO KNOQ
>GO TO HO-FR
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>>683081444
Nice trips
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MODS
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>>683069356
What are you, a thirteen year old girl? Kill yourself you fucking pussy.
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>>683069904
Commit suicide you useless prick
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>>683070176
>>683070176
Its noon you fucking retard. Not everyone lives in the same time zone.
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op,may i help you with this comic to calm down yourself? Those edges are rly sharp m8
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>>683070774
You know where people speak English? In England you fucking retard! Its noon here.
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>>683074469
Ayeee
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>>683068864
trips
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>>683071776
/b/ is in no way going to become Reddit. For one, /b/ will never be that good again. And two, /b/ is already busy being a gay chat room. If 4Chan was anything like Reddit it wouldn't be dead. But of course uninformed butthurt retards like you have to act like Reddit isn't better than 4Chan in every way. Grow up you faggot.
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i've seen it all now
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