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Ask an on duty cop anything
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how much do you make
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whats the craziest shit youve seen on duty
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>>683062247
Why are you here?
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>>683062341
$26 per hour + penalty rates ends up around 70K per year
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>>683062462
Same as you
To shitpost
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>>683062424
Someone on a rooftop with his gut hanging out, cuts up pieces of his intestines and starts throwing it at us
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How many black people have you killed
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>>683062530
Fair enough, copper, fair enough..
You smoke weed and drink while you're off, or do they test you often? Are you a hardass while you're off duty?
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>>683062628
None
Bashed a few abbo's tho...
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>>683062247
paul blart is that you?
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>>683062677
I smoked weed back in high school but i just drink now, im actually a mild alcoholic
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>>683062769
No
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are you black or white?
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>>683062978
White
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>>683062247
1995 called. They want their phone back.
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>>683062842
Predisposition, job related, or did you just start drinking too often?
I have an addictive personality. If I didn't have weed I'd just drink a lot instead.
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>>683063082
Escapism, i get sick of the abuse and depressing shit i see day in day out and want to not feel when im home
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How does it feel to arrest young kids for weed and ruin their lives?
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are you native American or your ancestors migrated to America
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what's the most sexual thing you've done with your thumbs?
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>>683062247
Kill any good niggers lately?
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>>683063306
Depends who they are, where they were, what they were doing and their attitude. I could go from fucking them up to looking the other way and walking away
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>>683063311
Neither im in australia
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>>683063557
No
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>>683063500
Rubbed my wifes clit
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>>683063658
Bad niggers?
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did you arrested any Indian?
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>>683062888
Are you sure?
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>>683063755
No
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>>683062247
Hmm lets see here.
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>>683063798
Neutral niggers?
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>>683062247
>on duty
>at a desk with his feet up
>tax money put to good use
I do feel safer though
that pic means there is one less narcissistic petty tyrant psychopath with a gun on the streets
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>>683063789
Trips dont lie
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>>683063904
You got me there
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>>683062247
What's the easiest way to get out of a speeding ticket as a male? I got out of 20 over by just talking casually with the cop saying I had a long shift and was tired and didn't want to fall asleep, but idk if that works all the time? What would you recommend?
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>>683063821
Thats not ours its from the local hospital
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>>683063821
Call there and ask for officer 4chan
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>>683063773
Yes
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>>683064039
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>>683063237
As a fellow LEO i hear ya bro
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>>683064037
Attitude and your history will determine your fate, assuming the cop isnt an asshole
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>>683062247
You have provided no reason why I should think you're a cop.

I think you're a huge fucking faggot, so I'll ask questions related to that.

How many dicks can you fit inside yourself at once?
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How often do Aussie bantz get out of hand?
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>>683064181
What are you trying to do?
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>>683062247
You mean security officer right faggot? My loser cousin just got that procedure book at his rent a cop gig.
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>>683064206
Yeah i had a clean history so that could be it. He said he didn't want to jack up my insurance for my first ticket blah blah. Also whats the best way to hide cp my nigga I no you no nigga don't ask dont tell you feel me my fagget bro
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>>683064265
Lol
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>>683062621
Cite a news article for that or you're full of fucking dicks.

Seriously, there's no way something that crazy doesn't at least make local news.
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>>683064290
same as any other country, assholes are assholes no matter where they come from. Im australian aswell.
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>>683064343
Ok
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>>683064369
Kek
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>>683062247
hope u get shot in the fucking face pussy ass cop
get a real fucking job loser
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>>683064409
Not everything makes the news
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>>683064299
oh, nothing.
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>>683062530
kek'd
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>>683063071
>being this much of a retard
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>>683064616
That fucking would.
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>>683064631
kek
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>I use to be a rent a cop for a Costco warehouse.
>The second day on the job they had told me they had fired someone and the security beat him up because he wasn't leaving so to be on the look out.
>I worked night shift that night, I usually go park my car in between a couple of trailers and sleep with the heater on since the guard shack had no heater.
>I woke up to a motorcycle taking off and the smell of smoke in the air.
When I went back to the guard shack the asshole had set it on fire.
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>>683064631
Keep going dickhead thise are internal numbers of no use to you
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>>683062247
german guy here, why is racism such thing in usa and why do you haten niggers?
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>>683063619
Do you guys have quotas to fill?
More importantly whats your specific job within the force?
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>>683064343
While you're right...

Your logic is flawed unless your buddy works at the same hospital that book was made for...
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Guys it's an aussiefag cop, you can't ask him questions for actual cops.
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>>683062247
How many miles can a 2011 Dodge Avenger transmission really take? I found a car with only 66k miles asking 6900$ but he says he installed a new transmission at 65k and that sounds sketchy as fuck. Like how does the transmission die at only 65k wtf you doing to the car. But it looks sweet and the price is pretty low for the miles idk if I ahould go for it or not you know
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>>683064631
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>>683064825
I dont have quotas
I am general duties and have to go shortly
Make your last few questions good faggots
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>>683064804
Except the name of the fucking hospital you work at is printed on the emergency procedures booklet....
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>>683062247
How many people have you beaten/killed today?
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>>683064804
niggers like you need to lurk fucking more before posting to look cool, officer dickhead.

fuckin' straya
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>>683065068
None yet but the night is young
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>>683065021
fuck you you smell like a dicks
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>>683065021
you don't, but do others?
corruption, is it a thing? are there people who work with the "outlaw motorcycle gangs"?
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>>683065038
Where?
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>>683062247
What is your opinion of security guards?
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>>683062247
I dont have a question i just wanted to share this.
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>>683059828

Thoughts?
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>>683062247
>Not a cop, security guard.
>Faggots left and right eating this shit up
>Place of work is on book in top left
>He dun goofed
> /b/ does nothing
>this place is fucking timid now
>mfw
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>>683065240
Yes yes and probably yes
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>>683064876
Also is the Dodge Avenger a good car? Should I take this or pass? I drove a 06 civic until 2 weeks ago when I got hit and it got totaled and idk much about cars so help me out /b/ros
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>>683065274
Mostly useless
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>>683065021
Godspeed, general Duties.
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>>683062247
how often do you see weird shit?
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>>683064876
My wife's grandma has one and her transmission went out at 35k so I think the transmissions are just shit
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>>683065326
Righto detective greentext
Where do i work?
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>>683065021
>general
>everyone thinks you're actually a cop
>mfw
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>>683062247
how do you feel about the fact that im dabbing right now?
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>>683064631
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>>683065559
About at least once a week
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>>683065566
Doesn't matter where you work, you're not a cop. Faggot.
not the same person as >>683065326
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>>683065263
Open the image and zoom in, it's right on the front of the fucking book lol.

Near the binding....

Why aren't we fucking his shit up?....

I'm a poorfag with an Obama phone... No international calling...

Anyone else got this?

"SYDNEY SOUTHWEST AREA HEALTH SERVICES"
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>>683062247
which is your favourite rural australian police twitter account?
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>>683065333
this >> >>683065421
as a whole, the police are nothing more than a gang to enforce the rules imposed my the gooberment, as an individual, you're alright...just don't pull me over faggot
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>>683062247
Are those magnums? Do you like them?
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>>683065563
That's what I was hoping yeah, he said only the reverse went out but I think he's lying. He got a brand new one so that should last a bit right? Unless he's polishing a turd here to sell it to a moron like me idk man
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>>683065650
kek'd
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>>683065566
SYDNEY SOUTHWEST AREA HEALTH SERVICES
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>>683062707
Yeah boy! You tell those glue sniffing monkeys
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>>683064607

He is a cybercop. He will trace down your IP and come for you. And definitely kick your little swoopy ass.
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>>683062707
You're in Australia?
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>>683064607
>found the nigger
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>>683062247
Why did you no learn in school?
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>>683065775
Thats nice mate like if i was making this shit up i wouldnt have moved that. We get shit sent to us from the local hospital, schools, etc. no one looks at them just sits there. But whatever.
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>>683065921
pffft
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Do you prefer Left or right?

Would you like to deepthroat Any of them?
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>>683065775
There are two facilities with that name... But one of them is a dental clinic that isn't even open, no reason for a security guard there... So you must be at the other one....

CONTACT INFO FOR OPS WORK INBOUND
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Ok faggots im out
Got stuff to do
Haters and doubters fuck yourselves
OP
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found op
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>>683066160
>>683066214
Kek
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>>683064607
That wasn't a question, for one and you're a pussy keyboard commando who couldn't handle the responsibilities of a mall cop once you finish high school anon.
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>>683066160
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>>683066214
That's not me.

>>683066160
Fucking dare you kids.

>>683065928
Yeah, said so a half dozen times already, mate.

>>683066053
Left, both.
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>>683062247

You want pics of my gf?
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>>683066039
Lol that's a real nice bluff but no.

See how it says to display it prominently?

Yeah that's cause of the legal liabilities if the hospital doesn't.

Also why would they send that to you in the first place when the procedures are for the hospital itself...

You're a fucking retard.
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>>683066313
>mall cop
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>>683065021
Spotted the liar.
Almost all LE has to hit quotas. Want to tell us
Jamal was running toward you gun drawn when ya shot him 10 times in the back?
Fuck outta here.
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>>683062247
Are there alot of blacks or other undesireables in AUS?

What, if any is a good place to vacation for USA folks?
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>>683066053
They're not even 18 lol
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>>683062247
What your carry ordinance?
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>>683062247
How does it feel to be a renta cop ? Also, does it hurt when you get fucked in the ass ?
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>>683064037
Women: show cleavage
Men: show scrotum

>Don't speed
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>>683066487

>oh boy not this guy again...
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>>683066401
CONTACT INFO FOR OP'S WORK
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>>683062471
You're a cop and you're getting paid hourly? yea right
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>>683066700
>Posts pic instead of number in reply
Kys
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>>683066735
>implying op even has a job
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>>683063704
not even in the bum?
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>>683066700
I have to ask. You have the number, now what?

"Uh hi, operator, uh one of your security officers are posting on a website called 4chan...."

"Y-you too"
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>>683064265
No thread has ever gone as planned;
Porn threads are always invaded by cartoon posting weebs, lolli or footfags, and edgelords like ^ this guy start trolling and shitposting;
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>>683062621
JESUS CHRIST 4 REAL
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>>683066424
Not really, but thanks.

>>683066436
Just start calling numbers, see if I give two shits.

>>683066487
Quotas are unofficial, but the Sgt. makes sure we know that it reflects our performance.

>>683066700
Get over yourself, I've watched you kids fail every time you try this rubbish.

>>683066735
That's not me.
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>>683063557
The only good nigger is a dead one
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>>683066846
Actually I'm a poorfag who can't call international.

But I'm hoping someone does go thrush the terrible to do exactly that.

I'm sure if your supervisor knew what you were doing he would not be pleased.

Also, it's against the law to impersonate an officer in any capacity fyi.
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>>683062247
Have you ever wanted to suck a dick?
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>>683062247
Fuck you from cali
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Can I see you cock?
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>>683066700
I'm in the states so can't call
Someone call
>yes this is Officer Rustles I was wonder if you had a list of security personel currently stationed at your location. We currently lost our records due to a malfunctioning in our police database and have no hard copies blah blah.
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>>683063619
do you guys actually get drug tested, i have heard you don't.
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Why do you deserve to wear that badge, boy?
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>>683064821
because amerifags are stupid as shit, never got any good education and think they can put out fire with fire
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>>683067154
*your

Post cop penis
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>>683065326
Oh look guys, its fucking Captain 4Chan come to rally the troops and inspect everyone's trolling skills;
>Eat a bag o' dicks loser
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>>683067101
Also, I just like calling faggots out on obviously bullshit.

Even if I can't do anything right now, it's good to see your feverishly reporting to as much as you can while getting more and more butthurt.
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>>683067101
I'd love to see a DA try to prosecute someone for impersonating an officer on 4chan. Especially with that big disclaimer on every board.
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>>683064607
Lol!!!! Fucking go to bed for summers school newfag. Tyrone, u got school and a long day of stimulating my bikes. Get some rest.
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>>683059828
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>>683066735
...Is that sarcasm?
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>>683067245
Op is being an obvious attention whore/liar... And you wanna attack me...

Damn /b/ really is dead.
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>>683062247
NSW Cop
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>>683064821
>why is racism such thing in usa
>Literally exterminated jews niggers and faggots during WWII
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>>683067291
>Lol!!!!
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WTF is that shit radio? Do your superiors procure police equipment at Walmart?
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>>683062247
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>>683065038
security guard at the hospital.

fucking exif data on the pic too

you are fucked mate
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>>683066735
u never worked right faggot?
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>>683065669
Well, if you're gonna call everyone out for not being true 4Chaners then you forget Fag-anon:
>NYPA

Do it yourself you cheap prick. Wanna be nigger with 'gubment phone'. Right. You'll get in trouble with your mom and her boyfriend, Ray, who pays your phone bill.
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>>683067622
Zoz
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>>683067551
No he's not... Read the thread...

/b/ is dead.
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>>683062247
How often do you get drug-related calls?
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>>683067622
I didn't ask did I? I expressed disappointment that no one was already, and hope someone would.

A man can dream can't he?
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>>683062247

As some who carries (legally of course), what is your normal response when you encounter a ccw permit holder with a firearm? Immediately disarm them? Do you prefer if I disclose immediately that I have a ccw?
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>>683066401
/B posts old posts first, newer ones at the bottom, that's why you're answering the same questions over and again
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Where do my feet go?
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>>683067551
I basically called you all out, twice.
/b/ has been dead for some time, ghosts cant hurt people.
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>>683067622
Also, minors can't get those phones. So what you just said is kinda retarded.
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Maybe you can explain to me this mr copper. About 4 years ago, this guy in a drunken rage basically kidnapped me, locked me in his apartment and attempted to things to me. I got away and went to the police only to find out they already arrested him for punching out windows in his girlfriends underwear.

I told them what happend and filed charges. The cop told me he would contact me in a week letting me know when the court date would be. He never called and i later found out dude was in Florida. Why did they let him go when I pressed charges?
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>australian

sorry guys this isnt a REAL cop
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>>683062247
So how long have you been a security guard?
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>>683067930
He's not a cop omg...

This thread is so fucking sad.
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>>683062247
Are you having a good night?
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>>683067327

thanks for linking my thread /b/ro
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>ask cop anything
>>cop means constable on patrol
>>>feet on desk, not street
>>>>not cop
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>>683066487
Fucking liberal cucks and their delusions; traffic and other speciality units may have 'quotas' as far as needing to produce stats; but no progressive law enforcement agency has a quota.

Your mommy and daddy's politics infect you; once you're old enough you can make up your own mind.
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You're a parking warden aren't you?
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>>683062247
should i use cns17 for veggin my cannabis ?
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>>683068478
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>>683066735
Once you're old enough to have a job you'll realuze that unless you're 'salary'; you get an hourly rate even if you get a set number of hours and a set wage/year.

>Don't let your ignorance look like retardation.
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>>683062247
Did you take my stapler?
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>>683068623
Not true, I'm salaried, with a fixed number of hours per week. So yes, I could work with out my hourly wage (lollol10k/hr).
Most Commonwealth countries are the same.

Go back to 0 hours contract newfag
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I called the number no reply will try again monday
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OP here, I'm actually a massive faggot.
Kill me.
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>>683067914
If the guy doesn't have an Obuma phone but really lives with his parents and will get in trouble it made sense to me.

If the guy has an (adults only) Obuma phone he's a waste of space welfare nigger and we shouldn't be paying for his internet or hos phone so he can trollfag.

>Making it sound like getting an obuma phone is only for adults is a status symbol; really it just demonstrates how big a sack of shit you are
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>>683069374
kek
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>>683067914
Minors are the only ones who SHOULD get gubment phones; adults should be ashamed of themselves for having one.

>We've only established OP's nemesis is a faggot, not whether he'sa prepubescent teenager or not.
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>>683069608
>I greentext at the top of posts

I AM HUR DURR IDIOT
>I POST ON BOTTOM NEWFAG REDDIT STRAWMAN SJW BANANA YLYL
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>>683062247
This could all be settled by showing /b your credentials;
->Censored, of course. Badge, ID, whatever
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>>683062247
Im Tyrone
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>>683069766
Of one had to guess, I'd venture to say Down Syndrome and prepubescent; anyone who posts 'hurr durr' probably says it IRL.
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This is now a serious thread.


>WHY IS MY LIFE SO COMPLETE?
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>>683064718
Not if a D-A notice was issued. The press in other nations isn't as open as it is in the US. Take a xanny and lay off. Jesus.
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>>683062247
would army law enforcement experience help me get a police job?
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>>683062247
Where do you keep all the good hebephile shit?
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can you please shoot yourself?
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>>683070499
I use correct speak on internet
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>>683068230
i thought cop was just short for copper
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>>683071752
...the soft metal?
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>>683062247
cut your dick
put it in your mouth
shot yourself
heaven waiting for u
I promise
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>>683062247
aussie cop detected the ultimate in crooks policing crooks
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Do you think I could successfully pull a cop during a traffic stop? I got pulled over the other week and the cop was very attractive and I wanted to give him my number so bad.
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Don't you love it when op is a faggot and abandons his thread?
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>>683062247
Kill a nigger

or yourself

?
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>>683071752
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/cop.asp
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>>683062247
i hope someone shoots you and your family never gets over it
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>>683062247
Me too brother, South FL though. About that time though.
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>>683073266
I like the internet because it makes words facts
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>>683073426
found the nigger.
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>>683065275
fuck off to reddit cancer
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>>683062247
Pull ur dick out n take a pic
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