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Ask a malware coder anything
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>>683060063
What's the next step of your master plan?
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>>683060117
Lmao right now im just making malware to sell, but i hope to eventually get a job doing something unrelated to computers.
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>>683060302
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
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>>683060470
Meh honestly i just do this as a hobby i really dont need the money, but it a plus.
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What kind of malwares? Are you any good?
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> python

The term you are looking for is script kiddie
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>>683060063
Why are you so edgy?
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>>683061307
I write in perl python and java my malware targets servers so its not something you would get on a home computer and yes i often write rootkits
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>>683061366
Do you even know what python is?
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>>683060063
how do you start coding malware in python
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>>683061721
I am giving a talk at pycon, so I think so.
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I paid for Norton because of scum like you. :^)
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>>683061366
Lmao python is a high level scripting language its cool because it work on ALL unix systems and its pretty powerful
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>>683061886
my malware targets unix systems not windows
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>>683061644
so I know a lot of the finance space is stuck in python 2, what do you prefer, 2 or 3?
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>>683062009
You can't get my server. It's behind cloudflare and only a small range of IP can access the configs.
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Gimme some malware so i can copy it, im a script kiddoe
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>>683061848
i'd first recommend you become proficient in in so first read ebooks and watch videos, then from there you can figure out how to write the code you need
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>>683062166
Lmao as we speak i have a cloudflare 0day so kys
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>>683062129
well for malware python 2.7 is good because mac has a built in interpreter that can only do 2.7, and every linux distro can handle 2. but for regular use i'd recommend 3.5
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>>683062174
i know python but books do i look for
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Are there any Youtubers or Youtube series you recommend?
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>>683062529
if you want i have a zip of all the pdfs i used do you want me to upload them for you?
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>>683062411
thank you based anon for using 3.5. I am cursed with maintaining 2.7 bullshit when I want to be deploying of 3.6a0. What are your favorite libraries, or is most of your stuff internal? I know actually nothing about this side of the python community.
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>>683062680
sure
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>>683061644
Lol rootkits in those languages? Do tell.
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>>683062721
well for malware its easier to used the internal since you dont have to pip install on an infected computer
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>>683062835
its a combination of bash scripting perl and python scripts
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>>683062680
I would also like them, thanks.
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>>683060063
Why do you a nigger?
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>>683062935
sure. how do you deploy the code to the target computer then, or do you let the customer deal with that?
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>>683062721
well i'd recommend switching to 3 the only real difference is that print is a function and you have to encode, what do you use python for?
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here the python pdfs
https://a.pomf.cat/mfljft.zip
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>>683060063
Who buys malware and why?
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>>683063224
well for a self replicating virus it gets a bit more complex it usually requires ssh brute forcing or exploiting websites but. to address the question it depends on what they buy
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>>683063242
Oh, for all my personal projects I use 3.5 or tip of default, especially since I also work on CPython itself. I work at a fintech startup so I write some python 2 at work because that is what our trading platform is in.
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>>683063499
usually people who want large botnets but arent smart enough or dont want to invest the time in learning programming
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>>683063570
wow thats cool is python back end or do you use django?
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>>683063372
ty
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>>683060063
How much do you make selling malware?
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>>683063731
haha, I haven't done any web programming. I work on the backtester (the piece that simulates the trading strategy's performance with historical data). A lot of numpy, pandas, and cython in my workflow.
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>>683064009
depends usually if its a root 500-2000
>>683064044
Yeah python is good for statistical analysis
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>>683064009
depends usually if its a rootkit 500-2000
>>683064044
Yeah python is good for statistical analysis
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>>683064203
How many hours of work does it take to get the money?
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>>683064244
yeah, one thing webdevs don't understand is that the reason python is popular in numerical computing is that CPython provides a wonderful api for writing functions in C (and by extension fortran). No one fucking cares about pypy because no one is spending real amounts of time in the pure python code.
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>>683061883
About dongles?
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>>683060063
>malware coder
>python
Well this ain't bait
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>>683063372
About to open files on a VM. Will post if I have any problems. Already ran it through two scanners but this guy is a coder, so the chances of it picking up something he has written recently, are pretty low.
INB4 >PDFs are safe.
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>>683064352
well it depends if you recycle parts from other programs you've written that 5 hours
but from scratch about 7-13 roughly
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>>683064515
I would but I don't want to lose my job
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>>683064697
lmao this kid i have no need to target useless computers and i write code that works in unix i dont know any c++
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>>683060063
>python
I don't think shitty buggy code counts as malware, OP.
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Why do people even need viruses?
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>>683064697
I am pretty sure pdfs have had tons of issues. fuck, opening an svg image can be potentially dangerous; but, wtf would he get out of running code on your machine?
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>>683061644
> rootkits in java.

OK faggot, thanks for playing.
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>>683064924
its a combination of python perl some java and bash. i just choose python as the first image of the thread because i like the python logo
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Coding retard here, what kind of stuff do your programs do once they've infected a server?
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>Python
>"coder"
K
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>>683063001
LOL nub
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>>683064878
No point in not being cautious if you already have the tools.
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>>683060063
How easy are unauthenticated RESTful APIs to manipulate? I recently created one with Craft CMS (outputting to JSON) but authenticating is proving difficult.
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>>683064878
are you implying that python doesn't work on windows, not sure where C++ came into play here.
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>>683060302

Can u explain how exactly does it work? I mean when is the moment when you make money?
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>>683065171
how is authentication difficult? what are you using, even basic auth is fine. if you have actual users touching this api use oauth
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>>683065171
what are you transferring with it?
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>>683065004
Yes PDFs do have quite a few issues. That's why I'm doing this. It's not only this persons word, it's who ever they got it from. I have no idea from who or how they got these. It's always better to be safe than sorry IMHO.
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>>683060063
where to learn?
what should I learn?
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>>683065357
I don't really code serverside, I am a front end dev, is it easy enough to do with PHP?
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>>683065096
they can crack bitcoin, hashes be used as a place to orchestrate exploits, anything really
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>>683065357
also, that is a totally open ended question, I could make a REST api that just responds to gets on /ayylmao with {"fuck": "you"}. There are probably no security issues there so it matters what the server is actually doing.
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>>683064693
Malware researcher here. I've seen self- extracting executables that dump a full python environment on a machine in the temp directory just to run two stupid little python scripts that make the callbacks and scrape files.
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>>683065255
python doesnt work on windows unless you have it installed
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>>683064697
Samefag as OP
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>>683065487
Have you ever fucked with any just for kicks, or do you invade with a purpose?
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>>683063001
Must be noisey as fuck. What kind of idiot is going to execute a sketchy bash script as root on a nix server? I assume its encoded and obfuscated to hell.
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>>683065580
As opposed to what? Does it work on Linux if you don't have it installed?
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>>683065580
Oh, I guess I imagined you would just ship the python binary with the script. I mean, what if the target server only has python2.4 or some RHEL ancient version
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>>683065474
the frontend isn't reponsible for serving a REST api, what are you asking?
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>>683065712
its built into linux
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>>683065717
See
>>683065519
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teach me what you know?
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>>683065580
see
>>683065519
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>>683065637
usually since its a root kit its hidden as a kernel
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>>683065803
No, it's just that default installations for common Linux distributions automatically include it.
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>>683063558
>Implying sysadmins use weak ssh passwords for root without a hosts.allow file or port knocker.
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ITT: script kiddies pretending to be big shots
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>>683065803
um, not really. Many distros ship with python but with different versions because it is only for userland stuff. python is not core to linux itself.
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>>683060063
where can i find hermaphrodites to cofuck? i am a gay hermaphrodite and the dating pool is fairly small
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>>683060063
>2016
>coding
>coding shit code
>coding shit code for money

Can you be more degenerate
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>>683065920
>ssh for root
>ssh passwords
Found the guy who shouldn't be admining
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>>683065920
>implying everybody who runs a server has a fucking clue what they are doing
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>>683065943
the vast majority of linux distros have it, its pretty much standard at this point
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>>683060063
how much money do you make?
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>>683065920
Man you'd be surprised at how successful brute force ssh campaigns are. Check out the XOR.DDoS campaign (search Google for "Hee Thai Limited malware").
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Was it fun to work on Windows 10 ?
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>>683066171
read the thread, nerd
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>>683066215
> nerd

cuck
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>>683066189
windows 10 is trash i use it because i occasionally game but when i need to do something i usually ssh into one of my boxes and work
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>>683066127
Not my gentoo build. I only use Ruby.
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>>683065907
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? If its a bash script, its a visible process, probably using a bunch of resources and sending packets somewhere, being noisey. And nobody is going to execute a sketchy bash script.
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>>683066323
thats pretty rare most people go with a stock distro like debian xfce or ubuntu unity
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BIG FAT BAIT THREAD
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>>683066323
> ruby

enjoy ambiguous grammar, shit performance, and no scientific computing ecosystem to pump money into interpreter dev team
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>>683060063
>malware coder
>making malware to sell
>thumb is python
gtfo udp sk
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>>683066396
if you read the thread it clearly states that the majority of the malware does ssh brute forcing and site exploiting
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>>683066077
dubs of truth
they should tho..
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>>683066426
Lol not many people use xfce. Pleb debian users usually just stick with kde or gnome.
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>>683066508
I will!
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>>683066693
i found the gnome breaks easily for me so i prefer xfce
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>>683060302
>i hope to eventually get a job doing something unrelated to computers
Then maybe you should be learning non-computer skills? Just a thought.
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>>683066188
>Hee Thai Limited malware
this if fun reading
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>>683066621
So you only run your shitty code on low hanging fruit?
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>>683066621
m8, bruteforce tools =/= malware
fuck you
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>>683066302
:^)
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>>683066776
meh honestly i enjoy computers but right now im in college and i need money so i do this but im going into political science
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>>683066621
He was talking about the supposed root kits, faggot. Stop pretending to know what you're talking about.
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>>683066771
Me too, but it's not nearly as common as the other two.
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>>683066819
its also alot of 0days and site exploits such as rce
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>>683066806
;^)
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>>683064817
kek I get the fucking reference lmfao
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>>683066819
>>683066808
> not very bright today, are we kids?
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>>683060063
What kind of malwares do you code ? Ransomwares ? Botnets ?

Do you use your own 0-day ? What are they , Buffer overflows in web browsers ?
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>>683066808
Nothing wrong with low hanging fruit if you're trying to make a quick buck.
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>>683067149
rootkits and botnets yeah i find my own 0days its usually RCE so i can pop a shell and root there box
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>>683067149
Replaces every file on the drive with goatse.
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>>683067149
>Do you use your own 0-day ? What are they?

> implying people release 0days to randoms on 4chan

> Buffer overflows in web browsers ?
OP said he attacks unix servers, no web browsers, champ
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just post a snippet here faggot. One of your OWN concept not some googled shit
As far as I can tell you're just a sk faggit
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>>683067263
You have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>683067192
But now you're bragging about it on 4chan.
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>>683062166
You can resolve cloudflare ip's in less then 10 minutes......manually

>Im not OP but do you think that a prog can't do it faster or instantaneously?
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>>683067444
fucking waste of trips
OP is fucking retarded, he's a wannabe
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>>683067496
I'm not OP, but okay.
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>>683067518
you can only resolve cloudflare ip's if the person misconfigured it in the first place champ
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>>683067444
> implying making side money as a sk is bad
> implying you would understand anything OP posted
> implying anybody cares about what you perceive
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>>683067263
What kind of products do you target to get RCE ? web servers ?
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>>683067713
usually its certain programs ie vbulletin
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being an asshole has scored me 2 dubs and trips in this thread, nice


>>683067677
was meant for
>>683067446
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>>683067844
3 dubs*
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>>683067493
>rootkits and botnets yeah i find my own 0days its usually RCE so i can pop a shell and root there box
if you read the question that the person posted you would understand
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>>683067837
You mean you target web apps ??

There are people buying malwares for... web apps ??
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how often do you cut yourself on your own edginess?
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>>683067981
you asked me that when i wrote 0days what i was targeting i said web apps like v bulletin but yes some people purchase my 0days but usually there not for sale
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>>683068197
>usually there not for sale
So what's the purpose to make such malwares ?
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>>683066396
Fuck you for not respondong to this, OP. Your "its in the kernel" explanation is retarded if you're taking about a script for the bash SHELL.
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>>683068330
usually when i exploit them my self i can make more selling the slaves than i can the actually exploit its self
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>>683068333
yes when its in the kernel you cant just "ps aux | less" and see that its running
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>>683068543
Sorry, this makes no sense.
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>>683068543
When a bash script is executed as root, even if its in init.d you can just run "top" and see it, you flying fuckin fool. You can also kill it. This is nix we're talking about, nothing is "hidden".
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>>683060063
Is it smart to post in or even open a thread started by a malware coder?
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>>683068668
Assuming it's using a lot of resources, which it would be. If not, you could find it with ps and kill it. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>683068887
you know nothing about computers, do you ?
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>>683068887
youre pwned already, so who cares?
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>>683068906
its usually really light and its usally put in the network driver
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>>683068972
nothing more than it's a magic box that brings me porn and 4chan.
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>>683069061
kek
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Why shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
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Fuck the haters I'm loving the books.

Here's what's in the file. Unless some crazy shit is set to happen after I open a random PDF all is well.
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Noob coder reporting in


Where would you recommend to start when trying to produce malware OP?

Little more than basic Knowledge in c, c# and java(and android) already exists

Graduating my school (let's call it an it-college, because secondary schools like this dont exist elsewhere) next week and I probably wanna become a coder because I don't feel like studying at an university, but I also don't know which direction to go really
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>malware
>Python
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>>683069229
I'm Chris btw. No big secret.
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>>683069054
You can still fucking see it in the processes and kill it, fuck you. Also, that shit has nothing to do with bash, python or java, its all low level and assembly with drivers. You're full of shit.
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>>683069283
OP is just some faggot throwing around buzzwords, sorry you wasted your time.
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>>683060063
ok, a serious question for a rookie like me, is there a way to make it so their are no duplicate charicters when using crunch with perl? I've tried something like...
Crunch 8 16 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandz | perl -ne 'print unless /{[a-z]}.*\1/
with no results and it'd really cut down my processing time if i could figure out what I'm doing wrong...
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>>683069728
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>>683070077
I've read you can use the -d option but that never worked for me either... I'd like to say now that i use this for a totally legit and in no way malice way.
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>>683069229
hurr durr i have python books call me a hacker
gtfo
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>>683062721
I wanna know what libraries you use too. I'm currently working on a CSCI degree, haven't put any thought into malicious code. I would very much like to get some tips.
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unifag here, studying CS and just finished an OS course.

just the fact that OP said he writes malware in PYTHON makes me question his credibility at all.

>>683069409
100% correct. if you execute a script in a shell it's still running in user space.

sorry if i sound like a scrub, but aren't most viruses written in assembly or at least C? i dont think python has any sort of low-level memory management or pointers at all - hell, since its running on fucking python 2 or whatever all of its syscalls are probably useless as shit for legit hacking. you simply dont have enough control to do anything in userspace right?
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>>683070497
I'm about to fap anyway. Who said anything about me being a hacker? OP posted some potentially helpful books and I just verified them. Do me a favor and suck my dick. You're just as much, if not more of a faggot than OP seeing as you haven't put anything constructive into this thread. A hole is a hole.
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>>683062680
Yes please
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>>683060063
Did you pay for Winwar?
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>>683062796

always called rato but it's actually a wombat :(
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>Python
Could've at least said C and you wouldn't look like a retard
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>>683069508

Well shit. Always the same.
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>>683062835

managed rootkits are a thing, but noisy doesn't cover it
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>>683060063
Can you tell us the names of the books you mentioned? Not sure I want to open those pdfs
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>>683070077
Cmon... all you hackerz and malware writers and computerfags... surely someone can answer a pretty simple and basic question for me.
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>>683071409
just google their names, or get them from a torrent host
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>>683070077
Here's how.
>don't
>use
>perl
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Lol did you just buy a humble bundle and now think you'e hot shit homie?
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>>683071516
What to use then?
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>>683063670

don't some people want off the shelf tools that aren't traceable back to them?
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>>683071610
well, what are you trying to make?
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>>683071641
a passthrough wordlist for wpa cracking. i have an old laptop I run non stop for eapol cracking. i use aircrack-ng as my end game but im looking to avoid "aaaaab" "aaaaac" etc.
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>>683071874
I figure if ya'll can write malware and shit, you should easily be able to crack better than i do.
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>>683065930

nobody cares about your opinion
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>>683071874
why do you want do crack peoples wifi? can't you afford your own internet? By the way, cracking wifi makes you seem like you're a teen. thats what kids do before they have any understanding anything about real software development. Not trying to shit on you, it's just usually how it is. If you're serious about this use a dictionary crack with a GIGANTIC dictionary. preferably compiled by somebody with some good password statistics, like somebody that paid facebook for their password stats. people get crafty with passwords nowadays since websites require symbols in their passwords and people like to keep the same password for everything.
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>>683060063
OK so I'm learning python atm to learn pen testing what other things should I learn for the industry
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>>683072429
no offense taken. it's just a hobby of sorts. I've used cloud cracking for faster results, i have over 20gb of dictionaries, but I'm always looking for new and better ways. I mainly do it to browse foreign networks and see what computers, tablets, whatever i can get into. and I'm not gonna lie, I do it for the wins aswell.
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>>683072723

learn ruby and metasploit
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>>683072808
I also enjoy doing mitm attacks, but since i have to be on their network i have to crack it first. started with Cain and Abel but have found some cooler ways. I like to own every network around me.
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>>683072808
i feel it when you mention the wins. when I was younger I broke into two of my neighbors networks. Nothing fun though. I live in a city where there isn't much going on tech wise so there isn't worry about who you're fucking with. But remember, somebody that knows what they're doing will let you in because the only people that do what you're doing do it as a "hobby" so they don't usually know much about protection.

>>683072960
learn not to be a skiddie.
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>>683072878

what do you think about architectures like sparc which use dedicated input/output registers for function parameters and return values? any security implications?
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>>683073140

lol dave aitel offered like $10k for someone to break into his iphone and no one did imagine what his team would do to them
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>>683073140
yeah, i used to live in a big city on a third floor apt and got hundreds of wins. its always fun to talk to a neighbor all politely and deep down know what a kinky slut she is. now I'm in a small town so not as many wins but i still get some. mostly big black women though lol
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>>683073143
If we're thinking about the same sparc then idk why you'd wanna fuck with them, they help people by providing open education. I also don't know if you know what your're talking about because a register is a piece of hardware that deals with storing bits and a parameter is part of a function header. if they did do something like that, with something like, say C or ASM then there are many implications. since registers only deal with bits if they don't have some software on top of them before their data is passed to a function then you can do any sort of injection you'd like as long as you know what their systems are running on.
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>>683065930

You do realize there can be kinetic consequences to your digital exploits, right? Hacking back won't ever touch bullets in terms of effectiveness. Attribution is the hard part, but people interact in networks and everyone has a talking point.
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>>683073666

sparc is a risc cpu architecture used by sun and currently sold by oracle. it is licensed for high throughput supercomputers.
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>>683062245
A fresh 0day would be nice m8
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>>683066886
you know you can make massive amounts of money doing what you are already doing if you properly apply it and not take a bullshit major that will add no value to future employers?
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>>683060302
14year old detected
I used to sell my malware products on Hackforums too back in the day. I was about 14-15. So many skids on that forum that just buy so much shit because they think it makes them a 1337 h4x0r. Half the shit there is VB.NET lmao.
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>>683061366

python is ok, depends what you use it for

tfw forced indentation and endless recursion problems
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>>683073772
well then they're likely not connected to any sort of network outside of their WAN, and even more likely to be only a LAN for whatever building/warehouse they're in.

Aside from that though, chances are they're running some sort of server OS if they're connected to the internet, which would be the place to look for exploits, not the hardware.

>>683074052
it's not forced indentation dude, it's the languages scoping style. don't shit on Guido; it wasn't a bad practice. Also, idk wtf you're doing to run into infinite recursion. Maybe you just don't know how to use recursion?
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>>683074052
if you want some recursion problems go try scheme
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>>683065012
Jrat could count... I guess?
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>>683074345
Java rat viruses r gr8 but that is for specifically targeting pcs not a rootkit for a server because the chance of a server having java is miniscule. Also C++ = best for rootkit
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>>683072429
Don't get me wrong, I'm a total skiddy. The only programming language I know is quick basic (if you know what that is than you know I'm not a teen lol) but one of my tricks it to use a network miner to find out the user accounts on a pc (usually in email form) then try variations of their wifi password to get into their email. from there, i have access to alot more (every account connected to it) I'm no badass, but I do have fun.
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>>683074532
Quick basic KEK.
Learn something better m8.
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>>683074532
so you're like 40 years old?
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>>683060063
>malware
>posts python pic
are you even trying ?
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>>683074525
>java
>server

srsly neva happens
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>>683074624
5 cls
10 print "What is your name"
15 input a$
20 print "your a fag" a$

lol thats my hardcore coding skills.
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>>683074654
30, but close
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>>683074866
I just said that.
Well i said it rarely happens which is true
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>>683074936
you should learn C man. it's not that hard. or at least C with Classes (aka C++). Things have come a long way since BASIC
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>>683074881
Noice but try C++ on a basic website m8 it will give you a lot of help and a skill you can write on your CV. Always leaves a good impresion
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>>683074881
go write that in malbolge for me
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>>683075077
>Things have come a long way since B
I've dabbled in c++, i nowhere near able to write my own programs, but if I see someone elses (pretty basic one) I can tell what it's doing. I just never got that interested. social engineering has always been more fun for me because it usually requires a face to face at some time or another and that increases the thrill. Hacking a total stranger from 1000 miles away never gave me that kinda thrill.
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>>683075348
You can do that easily.
But yeh it is always fun looking at a botnet full of stupid people who downloaded your shit.
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>>683075348
Actually, 'B' is the language just before C lol. But i know you really just cut off the 'ASIC'

Here's some code in java using Dijkstra's Two Stack implementation that I modified to work with basically all functions from a scientific calculator. I had to turn the calculator in tonight. including this the calculator was approx 1800 lines of code. No time to do any optimization

pastebin DOT com SLASH 0UuxwShW
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>>683075643
I can honestly say I've never had a botnet going... maybe that'll be my next challenge once I grow tired of what I do now.
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>>683075909
he's probably lying to you. less than 0.001% of 4chinners can say they've had any sort of botnet
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>>683075643
we all know your family is stupid, but their computers can't count as your botnet
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>>683076061
If you define botnet as a system i have linked multiple pcs under wich i dont have authorization to access yet i do then yes i have a botnet
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>>683076218
Kek no nigger infect them with a java rat and then link em under a java botnet hosting
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>>683075867
That's pretty impressive... it would take me way too long to write a qbasic equivalent. Interestingly enough, I still have a 486 pc with 512 mb ram, that rocks windows 3.1. and when I'm bored I still will program qbasic on it. ever play that game where the monkeys throw bananas at each other? i've done some stuff like that :D
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>>683076284
we all know you watch your mommy type her password when she logs you on to prevent you from further developing your porn addiction. It still doesn't count.
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>>683063372
idk whether to trust this lol
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>>683076354
Thanks man, I've been working on making my code look good and be efficient but that code looks a little poopy. lol, QBASIC gorillas game? ya I played it on my uncles computer when i was like 7. that and this old game about a mouse and cheese or some shit.
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>>683076423
just google the pdf's that he had in the SS
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>>683075867
>implying that reverse polish notation is not basic
I've done shit like this like 5 years before uni.
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>>683076385
Here an old pic u fgt
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>>683076843
it's not prefix you fucking retard, it takes the expressions in infix form (as an array of strings) and uses dijkstra's two stack just as it says. and I didn't say it wasn't basic, i said I didn't have any time for optimization, as in It's time for finals and my cunt of a professor made us write a god damn Java project with a GUI so I chose a calculator. suck a dick. if you did anything 5 years before uni you'd be making a lot of money and you wouldn't be on 4chins
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>>683076988
good job using software that somebody else made to catch all of those kiddies that were stupid enough to run your aptly named .exe
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>>683076600
Hell yeah, where you are the mouse and have to eat all the cheese without letting the cats get you? I still play that game. I'm old old old incredibly old school.
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>>683077410
yes, that's the one! what is the name of it? I've wanted to show my woman for years
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>>683077356
.jar*
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Mousie
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>>683065519
You don't need to be a malware researcher to do that, nigga. Py2exe and Pyinstaller are programs that integrate your script into a Python environment and pack it into an executable
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>>683077548
You're right, I see the JRE in the pic now
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>>683077492
i think its just called mouse.
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>>683077627
lol, it was so much more detailed in my creative childish mind
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>>683077758
>>683077627
it's actually rodent's revenge
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>>683077410
sorry it took 20 minutes for my 486 to boot up... its called Rodent's Revenge... there's also ski free... another classic
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>>683078006
hell yes. bringing back memories
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How the fuck do you make malware in Python.

Only programmers will have Python installed.
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>>683078089
did you even read the thread dude?
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>>683060063
what kind of malware?
and for what perpose?
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>>683078238
>>683078089
this thread must have hit the first page again, because we've got some retards on board this vessel
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>>683065913
Try uninstalling Python from Linux and tell me how that goes.
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>>683078056
fuck. got me playing ski free and that fucking abominable snow man keeps fucking my shit up. i hate him...
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>"ask a Malware coder anything"
>"here are links to PDFs"

I ain't clicking that shit nigga
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>>683078503
i press F to go faster than him but i run into trees...
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>>683078148
No.

Retard OP chose a python image for a reason.
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>>683078503
lol. have a good night man, it was great talking to you. I'm gonna go shower and go to bed. The wife wants me to take her to the mall at 8am for some jc pennys deal or some bull shit. Maybe we'll run into eachother on here again sometime. thanks for the nostalgia.
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I want to develop some software to spy on people like remote accessing their pictures and messages for android . Any ideas where to start?
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>>683060063
Oh a malware coder?

Oh wait he dont uses assambler....

Uses python...

go back to facebook kid
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>>683060117
>>683060470
Now is not the time to post that brother, that comes later
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>>683078661
lol its already 7 here on the east coast. take it easy man. and if you're ever bored find out a faster way for me to crack wap2 aes... lol
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>>683078696
take your thumb, suck it a little to get it wet, and bury it into your ass all the way to your elbow
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>>683060063
Why are you an angry, pathetic, tiny-cocked neckbeard in real life?
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