Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>It's Caturday. Post some fucking cats.
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Don't be gay
>Pretend you're normal
>Naps are a great idea
Most important: Have fun!
...do i count here? or no? im confused
MY BODY IS CONFUSED..but ready
In case you didnt see it
SYSTEM SHUT DOWN
don't worry image limit is coming never™
Mods are mad I guess?
Kek, I don't think i've ever been that bored haha
Woah woah hey, Remove target K.O.K.O
I hope he's not game breaking either, but it seems intriguing. And I kinda hope the gas isn't a map event, at least not how they did levelution
>keep it goin with the gun pics, they're gettin me
Chek'd! And yeah where is Mirai? seen him pop up but nothing more. and that sounds like a good mix. If you got any shot glasses I'd use those as a measure
I've only seen talked to two that were serious about the waifu, and they were pretty nice. The only thing I don't like is when ERP and flirting gets outta control
>tfw i cant add you because i've never spent more than 5$ on steam
I'D RATHER HAVE THE SAUCE THAN THE RATTLE THO
Hey koko! Didn't see you was going to respond but thread 404d and yes they are
Sriracha Yoko Ono AKA Shiragami claimed.
>Papa Spiegel abandoned the last thread
>Probably because Dio said his favorite pokemon was Mankey
>Can you fucking believe this guy
Mafuyu claimed like always
>pissed and drunk Mirai
Sanae, you're here? Koko, you're here?!
Mind if I add you friend?
Whats wrong my Spectacled friend?
Also I had flashbacks of the Miia situation and it made me seethe.
who chooses mankey as their favorite, what
You cheap bitch
Hey! Hows it goin? kek yeah they mad
Suck a long name, Y tho?
just add me on skype so i can harass you
>and send noods.
ALRIGHT HERE'S TO SANAE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I'VE TRIED TO POST SEVERAL TIMES BUT APPARENTLY MY PHONE CAMERA HAS 8MG PICS AND THEN THREAD 404.
ONE TO THE PAST. May it shape your future for the better.
ONE TO THE PRESENT. You are who you are. Celebrate what you have now.
ONE TO THE FUTURE. May every moment bring clarity and happiness to you.
Shush with that
What other games ya got?
Why so mad? And yeah Im here
its more like... im broke, and a neet..
You guys can add me if you want.
Nigga you add me, Im in the middle of a game
Just black ops 2 and csgo
Ill add you later if you havent already sent me a request
Woah... Sounds like you two are gonna have some fun... kek
>who chooses (not aron) as their favorite, what
Fucking chumps, that's who.
Quick, you can only have six pokemon in your party, what are they?
Because I posted it last thread, but that was literally just a few minutes before Papa Spiegel orphaned all of us.
>too broke to spend five bucks
I feel that.
I spend all of my hard-earned cash on food for myself and my pets, and every other month's rent.
Today I broke open a piggy bank I had been saving for several months to see this girl I'm into a few cities over.
>4 months of saving
>Barely scrounging up ten dollars
didn't tag you in this
I did already have you thats why i said nvm.
That it does, fuck levelution was such a pain in some maps. That's all I have, sorry m8.
>All of these steam links
>tfw console peasant
I DID FUCKING ADD YOU YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT
you can add me on skype if you want too.
everyone can add me on skype
Good besides knuckle. Managed to fap with right tho lol. How you doing dude?
It's okay maki. I have a console too!
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, ready for deploym-
-DATA IS CORRUPTED-
Add me if you haven't!
Just a short drunken rage, nothing to worry about, love.
Th...that's how you toast.
>hits in the head with wooden sword
>does it ten more times
Sorry you're having problems there, Hanako.
But perhaps you've got a picture that doesn't resemble Sadako from that Ring book. Maybe you're malfunctioning due to vague copyright infringement.
HERE HERE! Happy birthday Sanae! I hope its a great one :D
Hold on nigga I'm in a game
Ok. I have the other you already.
get me csgo
i don't even have a credit card..
Its okay friend, I have 3 consoles and a laptop...
>I used to be an xbox fag... kek
Sure, why not I guess... Whats you skype?
Not too bad, Just got paid and bought a Kayak yesterday. Also finally fixed my beastly RC car
Stahp, your making me blush
AN ATTACK HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST THIS UNIT. CEASE THIS AC-
-CORE PROCESSOR COMPROMISED-
ACTIVATING TARGETING SEQUENCE
>I don't even have a credit card.
I don't, either.
That's not being broke, that's just smart thinking.
>And also being broke
i uh... i dont really know...
whats yours? i'll add you
>hits in the head 20 times with the wooden sword
This will work for sure.
Just schmooze some poor schmuck into giving you money
Well if you ever wanna play csgo hit me up nig
Why does Papa no love :(
Kek, yeah they were pains. I usually stick to the bf3 maps
Nice! I'm doing pretty good, just celebrating the Sanae's bday
I repeat, remove target K.O.K.O
Koko, I'm over here drinking liquid cosmoline and you've got weird-shaped ice in your water. What are you drinking?
Yw. I usually set something on fire to mark change and progression, but I don't have anything of yours. Did this same thing for my friends' 21sts.
>cut oghams into trees in a circle
>throw things in fire
>place on ogham on persons head
I used your initials, burned the paper, etc. The oghams I filled the name with are of protection, warrior, and change.
My headset just died and im tired night anons.
-PREPARING ATTACK SEQUENCE-
-COMMAND: MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE-
Father Spiegel is a strict-but-loving dad, and we must treat him with respect, lest he abandon us all.
Nice! I've never been kayaking before, and the only RC cars I've ever owned were awful ones from RadioShack.
Nigga do I look like I got money
Undertale had such good music. 10/10 would music again.
Thank you! Forever we are comrades! Yu'ban Dios!
I mean i could probably camwhore for some games, but like... nah
i have SOME self respect
lucario, Vespaqueen, infernape, metagross, gyarados and staraptor
Oh he changed to Iowa now
Here here! Even tho I don't drink, here here!
This will stop you and also good night, anons. See ya either tomorrow or another day if I have the time. Damn junior year in HS.
Ayy, Xbone right?
Wew lad living the the dream kek.
Oh the good ol days of Caspian Border, and Operation Metro.
Rum and feltzer water my nig, thats all I got!
>describing your friends 21st
Fuck, that sounds like a cool party, I'd be down
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.EXE
>asking for csgo
Jeesus, you just started cybering and shes already asking for shit?
>ps and Xbox can't play together ;_; I would've added you
Spicy claiming or just claiming?
I'm not above begging for games my nigga
gotta do what you gotta do.
I dont wanna post my skype publicly. Add me on steam and I will send it too you
Kayaking is really fun! I would highly recommend it if you ever have the time
>ones from RadioShack.
kek mine is worth almost a grand... Wanna see it?
kek Pilots make bank bro.
-LOSS OF MOTOR CONTROL IMMINENT-
Can't. Your waifu too adorable.
>bows slightly then faceplants
Work in t-minus 3 hours...
If you ever turn 21 again, Koko hmu.
>literal rum chased with water
I'm not even ashamed to admit it, Toby Fox is pretty fucking good at making soundtracks, if this is any evidence.
I'll take it.
>Junior year in HS
I can't add people on steam
>tfw no 5 dollars to set up steam
ADD MY SKYPE JESUS
YU'BAN DIOS although I don't know what that means, it means alot comrade
And look how much money self respect has gotten you!
>I'd watch the cam
Hey, a HERE HERE is a HERE HERE
Opereation metro is my favorite, I love the bottlenecks of it all
Ack! That was six.
>look how much money self respect has gotten you!
I hate how accurate that is.
I DON'T WANNA CAMWHORE THO, THEN I'D GO FROM MODERATELY ACCEPTABLE WAIFU MEMBER TO CAMWHORE
-TARGETING K.O.K.O unit-
Final image for me, then fuck all of you anons.
Damn, can I add you then? Or does that not work either?
Yeah, give me a sec. Gotta get my phone for this
>Your waifu too adorable.
Your one to talk, with those adorable glasses
Hey friend, how is the lurk?
Damn, I have been bamboozled.
Father Spiegel keeps a watchful eye over all of his boys and girls
Youre welcone dude. When I turn 21 next year, ill ask you guys on what to drink!
Gotta do it in a QOTT format first the reply to them after or vice versa
You need 5 bucks to set steam up?
Can't wait for my here here next year since I'll be 21 here in states
When and where?
>gotta do what you gotta do
I suppose lol
>Literal rum chased with water
I'f it wasn't kings bay I would just drink it straight
nice trips, and i'd take that over being a loser any day kek
Hoes dont even give a good suckie suckie so I just go cheap
I didn't wanna steal your job.
You're very good at those.
Maybe one day :(.
Shoot, you guys deserve it.
I see you.
>All those easy M40A5 headshots
>>683056607The fuck you was to mean goodnight but that was a lewd way so just one more image then I'm out for sure.
Fuck off spike
Dub confirm, camwhore it up
NOOOOOOOO, WHY AM I A TARGET. I DID NOTHING TO YOU
Same, my bday is in october so some more months. How bout you?
Knowledge Augmented-Zoner Under Known Inductors (K.A.Z.U.K.I) unit detected.
>look how much money self-respect has got you
Topkek, I'm keeping this
I don't have a Russian cheers. I think my cousin said пьяный ублюдок but I think that literally means "you drunken bastard" or something.
you need like 5$ or a game worth that to add friends on steam
>so they dont think you're some chinese gold farmer
BUT I DONT WANT PEOPLE ON /WAIFU/ TO NOT LIKE ME
I DON'T WANT ATTENTION BECAUSEI HAVE A VAGINA I WANT ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME.
>Disrespecting the Great Mr. Spiegel
>Dare I say it?
Posting from bed. You guys make me feel old.
I'm going bed now night.
Exaaactly, just do the o'l GTA, pay a hoe to foik, then when she gets out of the car, beat her with a baseball bat, get your money back, and your good to go
oooooo don't remind me. that and the memories of the absolute war that went on at B flag. Now that they have those elevators it changes things
A lot of people had done it before. Don't see me getting mad since I want everyone to use it. I answer them too
Heard it they were doing it actually.can't remeber where tho
Really? I never had that before
Here you go.
This beast can drive underwater and go 80 mph. Super fun to drive.
Rory-sama claimed. Gross and proud of it.
I like the game quite a bit. But the music is better, i agree.
Hey Kazuki. How goes?
Now that was the place to be. The new changes were kinda unnecessary though I agree.
I'm sorry that you have work in 3 hours(I hope it'll be easy for you.). Just Know that meant a lot to me comrade.
It's the highest form of appreciation. It's rarely used now. Y'all three made my night and I couldn't be happier comrade.
Will definitely give suggestions, once again yu'ban dios comrade.
Will still accept it!
Sleep well and rest easy!
One of my few words of wisdom
You've already admitted your a girl though bruh, but I feel you. I'm sure its a tough spot out there for grills on the E-net
I'll disrepect Poopoo spiegal all I want, he knows
Fuck off spike, nobody wants your fancy sweet shit
>your waifu cute, lethal, and glasses
Please do. Always willing to share the art.
Why is the quality rum always gone?
>weak Jack Daniels
>sugary Jack Daniels
>smooth Jack Daniels
Just as bad as Koko, haha
Damn, that's awesome. I've seen people driving them around at school and they were going at least 50 mph or so. How much did it cost you?
So soon! haha, what are you gonna do for it?
Sometimes metal to teeth is all a bitch needs nam sayin?
Exactly, I can't tell you how many times I got heated that I was killed at B only to remember that theres a guy in the elevators that nobody notices. But yeah the bf3 maps were the best, so many memories on shit like caspien, firestorm, and metro
thank you comrade! but what does it mean? may I ask haha
Glad to have you along for the ride.
The initial platform was like 550. After upgrades, Ive probably spent close to $1000 on it.
>As is yours, plus yours has powers
What is your steam friend? That way I can add you
Thats what I'm saying
>almost as bad as koko
hey fuck off! I had to cut back cus Bacardi was getting expensive and I could get two bottles of kings bay for the price of one bottle Bacardi haha
have some lewd
That's about as much as I've put into my computer including upgrades. That's awesome though.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
What? I'm sorry to hear that. Got anything to ease the pain?
Doesn't translate well. Dios is Spanish for god. In the best way possible from me, is godlike thanks.
A grand ride indeed!!!
Have a humble bundle code for neptuina 1. Would that count as being over $5? I really have no idea how it counts.
seeing how it accurately tells the time how is it fucked up?
Can it go fast?
Kek probably. Speaking of cod. Did you see the new trailer? Im actually thinking about getting it if most of the battles take place in space. Love space fights
Don't know what that means but im guessing thank you.Context clues doesn't help but thanks dude
Maybe drink with the fam. Cousin ex(who's a chef at them fancy places) got me a tequila and dad got me remy martin. Both have been sitting in my room since I was 14