How many girls has your dick been inside of?
by mouth/pussy/ or ass...how many females have you entered. also how old are u
My cock has been inside of 63 diff girls. im 27
53 pussy/56 mouth/8 ass, total is 63 diff females
>>683044013
That level of detailed note-taking is alarming
64
Why do you bother even count?
I have been like about 6 Times in all exept anal.
>>683044510
agreed....
ive fucked 21 girls, im aged 24
i don;t know how many girls i've "been inside of"
who the fuck keeps count of that
are you crazy
2, and I'm 20
>>683044013
20 years old, 3 mouths, 1 pussy.
>>683044716
Also im like 20. Didnt remember to tell that
>>683044510
i made a list. it includes names, age they were first time we did it, if they were virgin to it, condom used, if i came in them, if they licked my asshole. if i fucked their ass, if i came in thier ass, if i came in their pussys, if i came in their mouth.
then another list on who gave handjobs till i came, and if lube or no lube was used.>>683044510
>>683044013
I fucked a boy once with a splintered wooden table leg and I'm 50. Does this count?
Theres no way you could count/remember that many you liar
>>683044929
Share the list
>>683044673
dang lol
>>683044716
i would rather know my numbers than not know
>>683044734
i thought of it one day when my numbers were much lower...then made a list...added to that list since.
19, 6 pussy, 3 mouth, 4 ass
>>683044980
i made a list when the number was like 9. been adding to it ever since
>>683044929
Did you record the dates too? That could come in handy for a pregnancy scare if you're already tracking all this data
>>683045036
its on excel, there are too many characters to post max here is 2000 and the format would be fucked
>>683044929
You should put that list in pastebin or something
>>683044013
19, 4, 4, 4
>>683045457
no, cause then i would need to record each time it happened, and i lost count of that long long before i started the list
>>683045524
Google docs? I have to see this
>>683045036
kek
>>683045964
screenshot of some of the list
>>683046294
>>683044013
150+ (actually counted 4 yrs ago)
30yrs old
vast majority dirty sluts and prostitutes in cheap third world countries.
some high end pros
had one full on guy to see if I was gay, nope
several traps and trannies, two full on hermaphrodite that chose mostly female.
had some absolute GORGEOUS MIND BLOWING ones
had some COMPLETELY REPULSIVE GAG INDUCING ONES
finally over the rampant urge to get a load off.
luckily I'm clean (so many condomless escapades, prolly a few kidz I don't know Bout)
can find someone to fuck whenever, but no love.
>>683047034
op here. none of mine are prostitutes.
im not opposed, just havent gone out after any, afraid of the popo/being robbed/ std
0
Omg you guys fucking all these people....
This is why I don't share drinks or touch people or shake hands. Fucking grossssssssssssss. I mean. GroSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Holy fucking christ. How have you not died from aids yet you herpes infected monster ROFL
>>683047464
OP here
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>683048236
im op, not you
i wish IDs were still here
>>683047828
i wish i fucked 1 million girls
Op post all the pics you have of that girl I've seen her posted so many times
>>683048674
>I'm OP
>I wish IDs were still here
GTFO, newfag.
>>683044013
I've fucked 19 chicks all of them prolly gave me head at some point or another but I've only had anal three times.
I'm 22 but have been with the same girl for 1.5 years. All the sex I've had has been in college except for when I lost my virginity (junior in hs which was so pathetic I choose not even to include). Honestly, it doesnt even fucking matter how many chicks you've boned(I used to think so hence the counting) After having sex with someone I actually loved I realize the other crap is just pointless.
My cock has been inside of 13 diff girls. im 25
12 pussy/13 mouth/0 bunghole, total is 63 diff females
>>683044013
25 years 49 pussy if which contain an assortment of mouth but zero ass..
>>683046294
Nice spreadsheet. I keep more details of mine: name, age, and columns for not just what holes but where I finished and condom or bare. I also keep separate folders with pictures of each hits.
>>683044013
Im 22
2 pussy/ 4 mouth/ 1 ass, total of 4 girls
havent gotten laid in 4 months after i broke up with gf of 4 years
sex life is absolute garbage
OP has autism
>>683049033
TRUTH.
take it from the guy who fucked 150+
I'm not proud of that number
if anything I'm ashamed I had so little impulse control.
but. it was for.a reason, fucked all the mindless fucking out of me.
and somehow, not infected with anything.
but the few times I actually loved someone, wow
such a hugely different experience. I suppose all the other fucking was about trying to forcefully recreate the few times it was love.
>>683044013
2 that mattered
i dont know how many in between those 2 though...
im 28
22yo, 0,0,0
>>683049416
diff lists for diff holes. the list i screenshot is pussy list. the X's you see there are for is no condom was used, if i came in her without a condom, and if she licked my asshole
>>683049645
sex with a girl i love is so much better. ive only loved 1 of them, that is the most fulfilling sex. its hot to fuck new people. but love is the best mentally
OP here
>>683049645
Yep. I would have kept going if i didn't meet my current girlfriend. I was so focused on baseball in high school I hardly even tried to get laid. When I got ucsb I wasnt playing ball anymore and there was just so much ass everywhere it was fucking insane. Dont regret any of it but certainly nothing to brag about.
>>683044013
i've never counted
if i had to guess, it's more than a hundred. i'm 31
>>683049416
I guess I kind of do the same thing? Almost every time I have sex there's a camera running, and I put that in a dated folder
22. 5 pussy, 3 mouth, 2 ass. Ehh not too good, but not too bad.
Exactly 0, and I'm 20
>>683050158
I also keep a separate list of states and countries, as in where the girls' are from.
56 pussies, 7 asses, 54 mouths. 33 yo
>>683044013
6 girls some multiple times every hole and I'm 23
i know ur lying cause no girl just meets a guy and says "oh i feel like anal tonight". its far more likely that you would fuck those girls and then work her up to anal. unless this is all thru creaigslist or somethin like that where they specifically tell you that. the world is not that liberal yet where girls openly talk about anal or where its a normal thing. even around my VERY liberal group who take drugs, fuck both genders, and some even vote for the devil (hillary) its still considered taboo for me to get drunk and tell them i like my butthole licked and finger in the poop during blowjobs. also 63? like you would have to have standards so low bro, american women have horrible hygiene, im usually turned off before i fuck them cause dirty room or cat/dog hair on their clothes. its not that hard to clean up.
also im at like 8 and im 22. inside of? idk dude, we had "everything-but-sex" parties in middle school, and i live in a very liberal area where highschool girls were more than willing to practice blowjobs on you if ur friends. im jelly of my future kids, cause if they grow up here i bet theyll be like new century fuck masters, like it would be totally no homo for two bros to suck each others dicks, or it wouldnt be looked down upon to have orgies or bukkakes. god i wish i was born like 20 years later
>>683044013
18
0, 0 , 0
is there hope for me?
>>683046294
Kill yourself.
>>683044013
Wow, you shud change ur name to had thundercock
>>683051572
There's always hope. As long as there are girls with daddy issues, there will always be hope.
19
0
>19
>0
How to get laid when ugly and average peen and aspie plox
mormonutahfag here
been with three girls
zero pussies, threes asses, three mouths
two of those were at the same time
>>683044013
Stopped counting, which is many enough.
>>683051453
Talking about middle school and high school like anyone gives a fucking shit. Nobody even knows what they are doing at that age. College is were its at if you are looking to get laid. 1/5 will let you fuck them in ass, 1/10 will ask for it. You hang with the wrong fuckin crowd dude.
>>683051991
20 here, ugly, 5" dick and aspie. lost my virginity last month. go for ugly girls. pussy is pussy. don't fuck fat girls tho, thats just nasty
>>683044013
23 years old
fucked around 20
got head from about 50
>>683045285
more anal than oral wtf m8
>>683051453
samfag, also dude can u imagine when aids and herpes and everything is extinct, and you can legit fuck ANYONE? like it owuldnt matter, youd meet someone on the street...wanna fuck?..sure...fuck her right on the hood of your car like it nothing. i bet water sports would be seeing completely different too. also im so fascinated by social media, i used to get these little pics from girls in middle school or high school, but it was on like shitty phones and you could barely see much. now theyve got mega5khdsuperiorcamera shit and they post their shit on snapchat, seriously bitches i went to school with post near nudes ontheir story all the time. also if miley virus succeeds in the free the nipple thing, THAT WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT. im so excited for the future man, i mean i hope cthulu doesnt come and consume us all and shit, cause like damn man im just looking forward til like they make you life like custom made sex slave robots, idk u could make them vibrate or turn into tentcile monsters
>>683052196
Honestly might debate staying a virgin than fuckin an ugly deformed whore js
Also wtf is this shit captcha
>>683044013
how many dicks has your girl been inside of?
>>683044013
None, I'm 18
Judging from the state of my body and mind it's going to stay like that for the rest of my short sad life. Not that I complain about it every day.
>>683052196
>fat girls
fat girls is best girls
i've had all shapes and sizes, but fat girls have always been the best and least inhibited
>>683044929
Did you also make note of what colour jumper you wearing and what you had for breakfast that day Mr Autismo?
>>683052519
I've had a few that didn't want it in their mouth, but down below was a free for all.
>>683052320
Lol if a girl sucks your cock and you dont end up fucking her something probably went wrong. If that happens 30 times something is definitely wrong with you or your dick. Or you are lying. Either way, fuck off.
Will never understand how these question matter...was married to a gorgeous woman for a decade and fucked her in every hole in excess of 3500 times...why would the other couple dozen women I fucked and lost interest in even rate at that point?
>>683052628
She doesn't have to be deformed. Just below average.
>>683052814
Kek
>>683052747
A little chub is fine, but fat girls disgust me.
But I still fuck them.
0. 0. 0.
I'm not ugly or edgy. I just have higher standards and don't really know how to go about telling a girl I wanna fuck. I've gotten close but I've either backed out or somthing dumb happened.
>>683052981
A decent amount of us have talking about this exact same thing in this thread. Why don't you fucking read before posting you faggot.
>>683053053
Below average will prob have me full of regret when I finish. Like jerking off to granny porn tbh fam
>>683051634
y
>>683052765
you dont know what autism is...do you
>>683052814
youre dead wrong. lots of girls give head like its nothing, but think sex is for relationships only
>>683052167
ive been in college for 7 years dude (took time off to travel, been everywhere) i hang out with everyone nerds, frat boys, chill regular people, and i go to mad raves/clubs. also was a drug dealer for 3 years and had a million offers for favors (did time too) trust me bro UR HANGING OUT WITH THE WRONG CROWD, shit gets around so quick, like frat guys post who they fuck and how they fucked on facebook all the time, or post pics of passed out drunk girls on snapchat. if ur fucking girls who let u fuck them in the ass like that ur talking to some attention seeking dogs or lardasses. no girl above a 7 is going to do shit like that with someone she doesnt know well. i guess that mormonfag makes sense if theyre scared of losing their virginity. im not saying girls dont want it in the ass, but its usually like in the middle of sex when they might hint it to u, its social suicide to go around looking for anal
>>683053258
You won't feel regret. Just imagine you're fucking someone else while you're at it. Ugly girl pussy is tighter than average/above average pussy.
>>683053499
With lots of girls, giving head is just part of making out. It's nothing.
34 girls have been graced with my seed inside them (I hate condoms). of these, all have sucked me good. about 20 have been ass fucked.
12 different girls have sucked my glorious member only. Which is sadness.
6 girls have been fucked in the ass by my throbbing shadow only. no other orifice.
i also have 18 guys fucked and 6 traps fucked under my belt. cant remember how many of each have just sucked me off, but glory holes are fun.
I have been fucked in the ass 5 times, 3 times by a girl.
I love my group of friends.
>>683052814
i once had a girl sucking on my cock. and i went to touch her boob over her sweatshirt. she smacked my hand and said "im not a slut" then kept sucking my cock and swallowed my cum.
touching a boob over a sweatshirt was more serious to her than sucking a dick. so lets not talk about girl logic and head, cause you dont know what youre talking about
then i met other girls who will fuck a stranger on a 1 night stand, but only blow a bf
24
Maybe 12 or so vaginal enterings
probably a bit more than 12 oral enterings
1 and a half anal enterings
one night stands can be fun as hell but stds aren't. Before you fuck someone get to know what they are like first and you can usually gauge how sluttish they are. Hopefully they will tell you if they have something nasty
>>683053660
At this point you sound like you're trying to convince yourself insteak of that other anon kek
>>683044013
77 years old. 0,0,0
Bow before me, plebs.
33 yrs old I've fucked 150+ moved to LA for my twenties and fucked my way through the city. I'm good looking in a california way, long blonde hair, 6'3" LA is full of women just looking to fuck. Hot ones, old ones (freaks all of them), tons of one night stands.
pussy and mouth all of them give or take, fucked 43 girls in the ass (Hollywood girls are all into it).
I'm clean and married now.
I've been in two girls
First blowjouski was in 10th grade
First trip to pound town was in 12th grade
>>683044013
I'm 35
Been inside of 12 women
9 have taken it in the mouth
11 I've been in their pussy (1 was only a blowjob)
3 have taken it up the arse
2 long term relationships over 6 years (still in 1 of them hopefully for the rest of my life now), 1 lasted just longer than a year and the others have only lasted a couple of weeks to a couple of months. 1 1night stand.
Have never used a condom, have never contracted an sti.
Virgin here so... 1
My mom, before I was born. Don't forget to get your mothers something for mother's day you ungrateful faggots.
>>683053499
I'm not dead wrong.
>>683049033 samfag
If a girl was just going to give me a fucking blowjob I would laugh and move on to something else. Unless it was high school or middle school in which case I could understand it 'cause the girls are possibly virgins. But if she isn't and she blows you and you dont end up getting laid you are either super unlucky or a beta.
>>683053935
You think average looking guy can get a good amount of sex in LA?
I live in a city of 200k people yet I seem to only see the same people everywhere, harder to get laid. I have a job offer in LA, which I'm really considering, and the pussy would be a plus
>>683053925
Our god, our savior, our future.
5/5/1 26 years
Ended up catching non wart- hpv from a nigger I fucked.
Lesson to other anons...never fuck a nigger
>>683044929
Did you make a list of all your STD's?
>>683054255
what i hear is LA is going downhill since east coast people have been taking over. parties/raves/clubs are not the same either
.>>683053935
you sound like the opening of an 80s movie
>>683054255
easily. The place is swimming with willing women. Leave by the beach, the hippie chicks are fun.
>>683054485
>Leave by the beach
>Leave
>hippie chicks are fun
kill youself
>>683054400
Must have been a lot of drugs involved to get you to fuck an ape
>>683054478
>.>>683053935 (You)
>you sound like the opening of an 80s movie
Thank you
>>683052814
yeah m8 you don't know what your talking about, I got a good amount of my bj's before anyone in my grade was fucking, another portion b/c they were one time things that i had no intention of following up on
>>683054253
you have no real life experience do you.
not same fag...this is OP.
plenty of girls give head right away but wont bang right away
>>683044013
So out of curiosity does the you score the Trifecta with all 8 anals.
>>683044013
2 different girls im 24
6 women
0 STD
0 Pregnancies
>>683044013
lost count on all 4
grow up anons
>>683054720
yeah i think he's projecting
i'm still a virgin at 25 because i am saving myself for marriage.
however, all three girlfriends i've had have given me blow jobs
>>683054749
everyone who i fucked in the ass, i also had sex with and got head from. so all 3 holes on all 8.
3 of those girls i actually ejaculated inside all 3 holes
>>683053543
Oh my fucking god the autism. First off I don't believe you. But i'll bite. What school do you go too? I go to probably the biggest party school in the country (ucsb) and the girls are some of the most beautiful in the world. I didn't say they go around asking for anal i said 1/5 will LET you (meaning you fucking asked in the middle of sex) and 1/10 will ask (meaning they asked you during sex) you should have focused a little more on your studies. Read about what porn is doing to perceptions of sex and then tell me girls are reluctant to do anal. GTFO
>>683054618
She was half white and hot enough to make me put aside my hate for chimps, but yes anon booze and drugs did contribute
>>683044013
270 and I'm 48, I most of that by the time I was 38.
>>683054253
Bj is better than no j fgt
>>683054720
can confirm blowjobs are far more possible, also girls think its cool to give their friends blowjobs, you cant catch feelings from sucking dick. also girls have a thing for taste/smell, they just like giving head.
>>683044013
Shit son. I had sex with 9, 3 with anal also, and 2 blowjobs in high school. 11 girls and that's all I need. . How in the fuck do I hear of guys like you fairly regularly - are there just a lot of bullshit out there?
>>683054644
In your grade? I assume you were still in high school then which I already said I could understand in this>>683054253
>>683044013
From age 16-42? 75-80. Either girlfriends, flings, or one-nighters. The bulk of those from 21-27.
From age 42-50? Another 75-80.
A relationship went bad at 42 (and when I say went bad, I discovered I was engaged to an alcoholic...didn't know until after she moved in and 6 months before the wedding), and for 6 years I said fuck it and paid for it. Escorts, strippers and massage parlors.
21 y/o, 4 mouth, 1 ass, 5 pussy.
>>683055142
>>683055167
thanks non-virgin anon's that kid might be legit retarded. It's not always the girl either, i've got several bj's where that's all i wanted anyway
>>683055036
Even niggers dont fuck niggers
>>683055076
how did you get such a high number?
>>683049393
>>683053506
VICTORY is still HAPPENING!
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!!!!
>>683044767
Me too, man. Anal with both, though.
>>683055167
>>683054720
Never gotten head from a girl I didnt up having sex with. But I didnt end up having sex until I was in college so maybe that has something to do with it.
>>683044929
I found the male version of that girl who collects used condoms from all the men she's fucked.
2 pussys, 2 mouths, 3 hands
23 yr old
>>683046294
What is column 3 for?
>>683044013
6 and im 21. Im currently losing weight tho so alot moar to come
>>683055173
op here. 1. lots of people bullshit.
2. i had similar numbers to you.
3. i made a thread like this long ago, someone said something like 27...i asked how? he said he used tinder. so i did.
for years i used chatrulette, and omegle to perfect talking to strangers and getting them horny and wanting sex. never met up tho.
i applied those skills i learned to tinder. and it worked well. along with the occasional hookup outside of tinder.
>>683055013
pennstate and currently going to umd, also did summer courses and research at georgetown, have pretty much spend the night/weekend at every single school in my area. "probably the biggest party school". keep telling yourself that jack. also one school does not define generational trends dumb dumb.also we actually get jobs after college here, girls have reputations to uphold cause theyll end up working in dc for law firms or government. we are not bums here sir. yes most girls are open to it, but i was saying that its highly unlikely that someone fucked a girl in the ass right after meeting her without getting in her pussy and mouth.
>>683053925
Gandalf?
12
But I've had regular sex since I lost my virginity 6 years ago
Longest I've gone without pussy is a month and that's right now but I really just wanna ignore bitches & stay high
So all these bros slay pussy whenever they want, but they're tarding out on /b/ on a Friday night.
Makes sense.
>>683045663
You should just record first time and last time
>>683056547
I like to convince myself that staying a retard neckbeard is what I want because I don't have to deal with drama and crazy bitches. But obviously I just tell myself that because I couldn't get any if I tried.
>>683056679
thread
>>683056051
I think OP said it's for girls that licked his ass.
>>683056260
>most girls are open to it
not in my experience, but my ex preferred anal. she said her orgasms were more intense from it.
>>683056679
Getting some now and then doesn't mean your entire life revolves around chasing pussy.
>>683044673
65
>>683056051
>
if the girl licked my asshole lol
>>683046294
>Laura 53
damn must be a wasted night.
>>683044013
22. 10 grils.
>>683054253
I've had a couple girls only give me head and not want to fuck or they were on their period.
>>683049033
This is the truths it's not about how many it's about who. My girlfriend was my first and we broke up and I fucked around but sex in not the same as making love fuck that sounds gay but it is true fuxking someone you love is better than any pussy you could ever get
Btw me and her are back together best sex I've ever had and ever will have.
>>683044013
Do you actually count?
I Iost count when I hit 20 years of age
Even when I turned 20 the number always seemed to be a blur
25 now and no clue on the number
I fuck a lot because I accepted at an early age that they can't all be 10's
>>683044013
I'm 49
>0 pussy
>0 mouth
>1 ass
^ it was a gay friend.
>>683056879
>>683056051
>>683044013
9 diff girls licked my asshole. some LOVE to do it
>>683056890
hahaha super fucking wasted. was told it was her 43rd bday, next morning she said 53rd bday lol
1, mouth. 19
Getting risky, need to enter a vagina soon /b/ros.
>>683045524
Just take pic of list nigger. Screen cap do something cracker
I fucked a midget chick who had one leg
>>683057260
You know it is very easy to kill yourself right?
>>683047828
>>683056260
http://colleges.startclass,com/stories/5284/top-party-schools-in-america#15-University-of-California-Santa-Barbara
http://www.princetonreview,com/college-rankings?rankings=party-schools
http://www.independent,,com/news/2013/aug/06/ucsb-ranked-2-party-school-country/
I don't even party anymore but there is no denying its one the biggest in the country. Deltopia my first and second year was fucking nuts, Halloween is insane. A standard night in IV has more going on than any college Ive ever visited. Hows your seventh year working out? I travelled, did research for two years, and literally just got accepted into masters program for BME at Davis. I have no fucking clue how it has taken you seven years.
>>683057197
How many STDs?
>>683044013
> 27
> two pussy
> three mouth
> two ass
> one man ass
> one man mouth
Fuck your rules, I'm bi.
> inb4 'bi now gay later'
Tell that to my porn collection.
> inb4 'just a phase'
It's already bad enough the LGBT community doesn't think the B exists.
>>683057384
Just don't fuck a fat bitch or a nig. We don't need anymore bigs or nigs or half breeds.
4. All pussy. 20. I'm in the green boiz
15 ish, and i was pretty boring in college. I had to work hard as hell for those one night stands. Didn't have a repeat sexual experience for 7 years after I lost my virginity. Really wish I had though. Sucks thinking at a time I had sex 10 times, with 10 different girls. No repeats.
>>683055412
Good looks, charm, great oral and skill. I would say that back when I was in my late teens and early 20s My reputation as a great fuck helped me get girlfriends of the girls that I fucked.
>>683057171
I agree mate
>>683049033 samfag
>>683049033
Underage b&
>>683057708
0
Thought I had herps once. Turns out I have sensitive skin
Chubby girls give good head
could've been at least half a dozen. but now i will be alone until dying.
>>683057704
still thinking that princeton and party ratings are real. most party ratings put both my schools way above yours, stfu you dont even understand. ive been to asu and them niggas are wild, they have orgies on the football field. as for school, first of all i was out fucking bitches and having fun instead of just talking about it, i was on the run for a year and was in jail for a year and some change, when i say i traveled i mean i traveled far, like all over europe going festival hoping. college was never my priority until now, and transferring credits from discontinued programs is a nightmare, also lost a semester when i got arrested as well, and its actually 6. also dropped out first semster and was a prophet for like 9 months cause i ate 22 tabs and saw jesus. still aint seen no loose anal bitches like that. also youd be the one giving me anal in jail
25y
2 pussy
3 mouth
0 ass
>In this thread is a bunch of lying faggots. OP didn't plant his rod in 63 different girls' bodies. Sorry, pal, just didn't happen.
21 here. 8 oral penetrations/6 vaginal penetrations/1 anal penetrations.
>having to count how many girls you have entered to feel good about yourself
dude...
25 years
22 women
22 vagina
4 ass
2 guys
2 ass
Honestly only 6 kek
>>683046294
>OpenOffice
>>>>>>>>OPENOFFICE
lol gtfo
>>683044013
I've been inside about 25 grills. I am only attracted to girls but I've had way more sex with guys than with girls.
I'd easily been inside over 150 men and well over 200 different males have been inside of me.
Im at about 17 bodies deep & Im 20
7/ 6 pussy/ 1 male / one of the females is my step sister.
>>683059171
You ever bottomed before?
My ex bf and I would switch roles. Not gonna lie, I liked bottoming.
I'm this anon, in case you're wondering: >>683057711
>>683059366
Were you in prison or something?
>>683059366
Teach me senpai
>>683058741
This has moved on to bait. If your being serious you are the biggest faggot on /b/. Been all over Europe, North Africa, South Africa, parts of Russia, and lived in Cambodia for a month, all of this spread out over 3 summers. Bragging about doing acid, getting arrested, and trying to call me out over the internet lmfao. Have fun in your moms basement.
>>683058873
except it did. i am op. just cause you havent done that doesnt mean i havent
21 y old. 2 pussy 5 mouth 2 handjob
>>683059486
No i have not been a bottom before i have tried using toys but it just ain't my thing
>>683059120
why do you think i HAVE to do that to feel good? maybe i just WANTED to do that cause i didnt wanna forget about the people i was with in my life. idiot
7 total, 1-5 were bareback and cum in pussy
1 was friend's mom
2 was married lady from homemade porn site
3 was divorced Mormon chick
4 was internet lady
5 was hooker in NYC
6 was hooker in Sacramento
1, my wife.
i'm 34
well technically 2, cause at some point my dick was Inside my mother
>>683059733
To each their own. At least you tried first
>>683059705
Right. The only way you achieved this is if you're some gross carney retard who fucks other carney retards.
>23 years old
>1 mouth
>nothing else
Feels bad man
>>683059120
cuz you are posting it on 4chan
>>683060034
>>683060034
I probably would try it with the right partner but im more of a romantic treat my partner good.
call them my waifu.
you can be my husbando.
Now get on the bed ^ ^
>>683055013
I didn't even know that was a fucking school. Go to a 50k+ state school, then you will see what a party school is. I also focused on baseball throughout highschool and then college. I don't have some long list though. Girlfriends are better than a long list of raunchy pussy.
But don't get me wrong, if you are playboying it up, loving it, and getting quality ass, then more power too you. I however can't believe people keep track of this shit. I think I lost track after i busted my first nut in a girls mouth.
>>683044013
1 half blowjob, I'm 22
>>683060406
How the fuck does a half blowjob work? Was she missing her lower jaw?
>>683055321
Something like this at 34.
>>683059730
op here . i had 11 girls give me hj's to completion. 2 of which i was never inside. so if i added them then my number would be 65 girls
>>683060060
justify your jealousy however like bro. no reason to lie
>>683060295
>>683060217
so? fun topic is all. loser upset that he is a virgin
>>683044929
What do you look like?
>>683059908
tell the story of #1
>>683060680
>telling married man he is a virgin
you keep telling yourself that
>>683060394
What you think tuition has anything to do with how hard people party? I agree I've been with same girl for a year and a half and it leaps and bounds fucking around with girls you don't care about. Man I wish I could have played in college wasn't good enough, where did you play?
20 and 0. I'm more interested in dicks being inside of me :)
23 years old, 4 pussies, 4 mouths, 1 anal
>>683044013
27, 6 pussys, 4 mouths
>>683060916
I am retard I didnt see you said 50k state school i know what you mean and yea they do party hard.
16 years
4 pussy
6 mouth
0 ass (its disgusting)
2 different girls, mouth and pussy and i'm 18
I'm 24.
6 pussy/2 mouth/2 anal
>>683060680
Sorry dude, I'm not jealous. I'm too picky about who I fuck. I've never had a low quality fuck, I take pride in that. If your claim is true, then you must have had some shitty girls/fucks.
>>683055561
.... Why
>>683060394
I actually thought it was Santa Barbados at first haha. Didn't realize it was Santa Barbara.
And no tuition has no affect, I just mean the amount of people at state schools is usually a lot more than that. Just more people, although you did have 30k+ it looks like so that is way more legit than the 10k I was assuming.
Oklahoma State. From Dallas, got a ride, good baseball school. It was a lot of fun.
0, 0, 0. I am 21.
>>683061036
I actually thought it was Santa Barbados at first haha. Didn't realize it was Santa Barbara.
And no tuition has no affect, I just mean the amount of people at state schools is usually a lot more than that. Just more people, although you did have 30k+ it looks like so that is way more legit than the 10k I was assuming.
Oklahoma State. From Dallas, got a ride, good baseball school. It was a lot of fun.
(reposted since I retarded it up and replied to myself)
>>683060755
really good looking face, avg body/ height/ dick. white/blue eyes, brown hair
>>683061597
>Really good looking face
Just so you know delusion and being conceited is not healthy.
Probably over 200
I think I'm a sex addict. My girlfriend and i either have sex or she at least gets me off daily, but I still find different women on the side, and on top of that, I see a prostitute or go to a massage parlor a couple times a month
>>683061406
Yee right on the beach too so there was always something to do. D1 ball man thats no joke you get any looks?
>>683061318
you sound so foolish making ridiculous assumptions based on your imagination.
>>683060828
and you keep telling yourself that i keep count because i HAVE to to feel good about myself lol...you just made that up lol what is wrong with u..jealous? why even bother taking the time to make something up in your head and post about your imagined ideas of me based on nothing? lol
24 years old.
25 pussy, 15-20 mouth, 1 ass. Total 25 females
My dick has only been in one girl so far and it was out of pity.
Just the pussy and mouth.
>>683046294
All sound like strippers to me.
And Georginthia, wtf is up with that
>>683054237
Underrated
>>683061827
yea, cause no one on this planet has a really good looking face...
its just true, i have a good looking face, how else do you think i get girls to agree to fuck? great personality only gets your friendship, and its not my avg everything else that is reeling them in
>>683062101
This is clearly bait, dude. You're honestly not fooling anyone. Keep your bullshit in your own head. But, I guess this gives you some kind of weird confidence boost, lying to people on the internet. Whatever pleases ya, man. To each his own.
>>683062271
none, unless they kept it a secret. idk she was from greece
>>683062365
lol clearly bullshit? again, this is based on your imagination that this number is impossible to be reached? hahah
>>683061406
Ayyy I live in Santa Barbara
>>683061869
Yeah it was legit and awesome. I got a few but nothing of note haha. Was a big hitter and pitcher in HS, then in college I just wasn't a top 10 hitter on the team. So I pitched only, some long relief but after I hurt my shoulder (just minor blow out, not like my elbow or TJ or any shit) I started to shorter relief.
Anyways long story short I lost my velocity, couldn't get it above 90 anymore (94 was as fast I could throw) and my junk just didn't have the same bite.
I didn't even declare eligble for the draft because they said I wouldn't be drafted. I was told I could play rookie ball and A ball, but I saw the end of the road. Probably would have been fun as shit, but if you know you aren't going to go up in a system then it just takes the fun out of it.
I did literally take up independent ball though this year and I'm fucking loving it and kinda regretting not playing haha. But of course it's a joke compared to... shit really even highschool.
>>683062588
Number definitely isn't impossible. YOU, you specifically, did not reach that number. It's okay, brah, like I said, to each his own. If this is your form of a confidence boost, I don't hold it against you.
>>683063110
and what evidence are you basing this on that you think i did not reach that number?
9806 https://www.dropbox.com/s/q0xedtix5j8laim/4chan.zip?dl=1
>>683062712
Shit thats awesome I would have loved to play d1 ball ahhhhhh. So many people I know who blew out their arms, sucks to hear about. I played second and hit for contact. Got offers from shitty ass d3 schools but decided it was over. Fuck I would have given my left nut to play at ok state.
>>683044013
4. I'm 25. Tbh I don't enjoy sex very much. My standards are ridiculous so I don't mind the rarity. Mostly long-term relationships.
>>683044013
32, about 20 I guess?
4 that I've cum inside without a condom, and about 6 that I've fucked in the mouth. Don't know if that's a bad number or not, but I also dated the same girl for about 5 years, had a dry spell of about 2 years afterward because fuck that.
Taken 5 girls virginities.
>>683053925
A truly unholy degree of arcane power.
>>683064019
I don't mind Rarity either, anon.
>>683063924
I think I would have fared better at a D2 school to be honest. I'm 6'1 and even though most guys weren't like 6'6 and were my height or 6'2-6'4, I swear it seemed like all of them were just fucking huge.
I got lit up a lot more when I was a junior and senior than when I was a freshmen and sophmore haha.
And btw when I say declared, there really isn't a declaration. The coaches and sometimes NCAA officials just come around talking to all the players, taking notes and shit. It's basically to not waste a club's time. And they are brutally honest about your future haha. But they can draft whoever the fuck they want whenever. I can't remember the football player, but when I was a senior he was drafted and didn't play since HS. But he was a beast and probably could have torn it up if he wanted to, and they knew that.
It was worth it for sure, I mean playing on that team was the shit. Top tier prospects in every game. But I just don't think I was good enough to be there. I hit my growth spurt early. A lot of these guys hit it freshman and sophmore year, or even later.
Yeah I was a contact hitter too honestly. I hit more line drives than homers. And I loved slappin the ball oppo. Baseball is the shit man, play some amature or independent. Atleast it's real pitching. Most guys I play with played college. It can be jokey but fuck it, ball player at heart.
2
2 mouth, 2 pussy, 1 ass
could have had a couple more girls added to the list, but i don't really care to have sex with people i'm not dating
>>683046294
Why doesn't it contain images of the women?
>>683063924
I'm out though. And for real, you might have been just as good as me or better. I was just on a really good high profile HS team, and did really well. And I could throw hard as hell, that helped. I actually almost said fuck it to college too, after... 12 years, non stop, year round, then 6 AM during college.... I just about said "nah I want to sleep in and party." I started getting burnt out when I got injured, but after a little break the need to play comes back fast. And I couldn't pass up the free education, that's for sure.
Take it easy man, play some, somewhere. You won't regret it. Shit, coaching is even fun if you have some free time. But it can get on yours nerves fast.
Late
>>683065675
also just turned 23
29 yr
12 girls (all bj & fuck)
7 anal
1 transgender
Could get a lot more without trouble but I had a relationship from 15yr to 25yr, then 2yr single and then again a relationship. So not bad at all I think.
>>683064019
I think I have a pretty low sex drive as well. Once a week or so is enough for me.
23 yrs old, 2 pussies/mouth
19
0 girls
The girl stats probably won't change for quite a while tbh fam.
>>683044013
>My cock has been inside of 63 diff girls
And how many cock have been inside you, faggot?
19yo
8 girls
Sounds fun XD
23
22 Puss
4 Mouth
2 ass
Believe it or not the high the number doesn't always make you feel better XD
>>683069198
>XD
You're baiting me, right?
26, can even name them all and their age at the time, youngest was 10
all were pussy and mouth, 3 also anal.
im 23
>>683044929
Dude...dude...
0, I'm 32. I am a powerful wizard. Beware mortals.
>>683069309
nooope lol
A lot of girls wont fuck you if youve been with a lot of girls.... And you dont always want hoes...
>>683044013
10. I'm 27.
0
>>683069918
>XD
>XD
>XD
Are you ignoring me on purpose?
24 girls total
21 puss
24 mouth
1 ass
Bonus, 3 were virgins
>>683044013
1, my wife
19. 4 pussy 4 oral 3 ass
>>683044013
1. 27 years old.
>>683052981
you fucked her every day for ten years?
>>683044013
0
my girlfriend wants my dick but I'm too worried she'll get pregnant, I aint ready for that shit yet.
30. 10 girls total (8 pussy, 2 bj only high school gfs, 1 ass).
Nobody new since 22 when I got together with my current wife.
Also never stopped hooking up with the first girl I ever fucked (not wife). We just crossed 13 years meeting up at least every couple months or so.
43. 1 when I was 18. handjob
Let me count... Bianca, Patrícia, Merjory, Dandara, Tainah, Pouaska, Renata, Luana, Priscila... yes, 9 girls.
>>683071345
Forgot to say: 27yo, 9 pussies, 0 asses, their 9 mouths. I never had a blowjob without having sex after it. Most of them were girlfriends.
>>683044013
1, 24.
>>683071345
Braziiiiiil
sex is over-rated. The only purpose of sex is for procreation and we don't need any of that. even with condoms, the pill, and the pulling out method you can still get her pregnant. It's never safe, especially when dealing with STI like HIV/Aids and other infectious diseases.
I'm 33 never had sex, never will. I don't need it. I have hands, fleshlights, jar of warm spaghetti, never need a woman.
>>683044013
im a wonker that fucked only his right hand (well,sometimes i jerk with left too)
>>683044013
22, 23 soon. 300+ many asses many are included.
>>683071661
yessssssss, :P but pouaska were african. pretty, like a princess.
22, 2 girls, 3 year and 2 year relationships, 7/10 and 8/10 but i'm the retarded guy that if someone loves him i can't dump her even if i don't have feelings for her. Big pros were anal and not greedy neither of them.
2
I'm a 21 yo failure
>>683071970
everyone is a failure, don't beat yourself off /b/ro
You do realize that you must now provide us with photographic proof and that means an actuall picture of your dick inside of 61 different girls or face wire fraud charges, so lets see 'em and nothing poorly exposed either.
one girl a 21 year old also my 20 year old brothers ex im 15 btw
>>683044013
The most important question tho is how many dicks have you sucked OP?
>>683044013
1, ım 21.
>>683044013
>>683044013
Bro I'm not even sure about specifics I kinda stopped counting around 35-40 chick's, and I'm 25.
2 in ass for sure (most aren't of fan of that.)
Probably like 25 mouth
And pussy for all but 1 or 2
Pic of most recent gf though... She's Def held me back from fucking more cause I have to settle down sooner or later and she's in med school sooooooo $ lol
2 girls, I'm 24.
20 years
17 pussy 17 mouth 0 ass
1 girl (for three years now), I'm 18yo
>>683044929
Do you chart your chromosome increase over time on there as well?
>>683044013
ur life is like a linkin park song
in the end it do not even matter
22
7 pussies, 6 mouths, 2 asses
Pretty good in my opinion
>>683057442
top fucking lel
>>683044013
1 and I'm 29
23 here.
i only have sex with my gf.
mouth more than 100, pussy 0, ass more than 100. she's 18.
one pussy, four mouth, One ass. I'm 18
>>683044013
not so much girls as sluts
do i include mums or am i still mum until umbilicle cord is cut?
ratshit 2007 - you suck, you negged my opening hands of embrace for morning after coffee and just flat stopped replying to my awkward texts of gaining more then our one night stand
whore you know who you are 15 year old 2009 cumdumpster through 2012, cheated on me multiple times when i gave her every little ounce i had spare, slut
2013 - fat disgusting ugly cunt,never again, fucked in the head (fat clogged neuro pathing)
2014 ugliest cunt i know, a man should never be so as unfortunate to have your aids infested schizophrenic cunt in their life
waifu was ok 15-16
5 total
the ones that were more then one or more consecutive one night stands as sex were ok, but still soooo lackluster dissapointing, thanks for the pot though
dont have time to wait for chicks, going to be an interesting one that ever nessles with me again, or not, all worth nothing!
we all die alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=defeXgU64Ro
>>683044013
only 2
0
oh and i fucked this one bitch in runescape does cyber count? 2013 she told me she was 18 but she was 13
6 total
>>683052058
Are you really Mormon?
I'm from UT too, Orem
>>683046294
>Billie
u gay m8?
