Bubby here, I made something weird. You guys get to have it before the booru.
okay, another thing about fluffy programing...
again, they go through the trouble to program fluffies to discriminate agisnt brown foals, rather than simply program them never to produce a brown trait.
despite that making little sense, if they can still program instincts, what is the merit of training to mother and other fluffies to treat brown foals horribly when the mother can be program to euthenize, crush it short after its born and eventually, the brownies are weened from the gene pool.
where is the efficiency of dragging the life of the brownie out?
ya poopie karma/justice is pretty common
some people neeed the abuse to be justified too
I'm genuinely curious to know if you have autism. Not bait. Just the fact an adult likes cartoons of baby talking ponies being put through harm or play with feces is a pretty fringe thing. It's not erotic or even the least bit artistic. Are you diagnosed with something?
I DEF NEED IT TO BE. MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE, WHEN DONE RIGHT
I'M NOT SURE TO BE HONEST. I CAN SWAY MOST PEOPLE WITH THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
TO BE HONEST. I CAN SWEET TALK MY ASS OUT ALMOST EVERYTHING. I CAN EVEN TALK GIRLS INTO HATING THEMSELVES. IT'S GREAT!!
Keep in mind, the programming thing is actually a pretty recent development from newcomers to the fandom after fluffy threads got rejuvinated by a guy posting exclusively smarty content and people got it in their heads that fluffies should deserve abuse because they're largely bigoted, demanding dickwads.
So how much sense it make in an already bizarre fandom is going to be a mileage-may-vary type deal. Originally, fluffies just reproduced as an accident, but were still designed to be pathologically friendly and loving in nearly every case. And smarties were far rarer than one-in-every-herd.
I mean lets think about this.
ignorant bigoted animals who think they are god's fucking gift and use this sense of superiority to bully others.
they in particular treat brown colored versions of their race like shit for little to no reason save for being brown.
how can no one else see the connection!?
the fluffies are telling us something!
That didn't answer my question. I'm not trying to poke fun or be mean. Are you personally diagnosed? How many friends do you have in real life and of those how many would also agree this is a good comic?
That SJW are worthless pieces of shit?
again, you can just hinder this trait on a genetic scale, make them a rare occurrence.
besides, if fewer of them make it to adulthood, doesn't that make adults collectible by default?
who knows, its head cannon, could be it was easier to make the mothers dislike the dull colored babies than it was to remove the color traits..
and in a lot of cases the mother does kill the baby if it thinks it will still milk from other babies. or if its crying will attract predators.
some cases they only keep the foal around as "nummie babbeh" incase the mother cant find food, it will eat the dull baby to make milk for the others.
I'm just curious what kind of people like this. Subcultures interest me immensely. Maybe you can answer. What are you like? Age? Profession? What do you find compelling about this?
>again, you can just hinder this trait on a genetic scale, make them a rare occurrence.
You mean turn it into a recessive gene? Generally speaking darker colors are more dominate geneotypes. This is across species; humans, dogs, horses, etc.
I'm not sure you can't turn a dominate geneotype into a recessive one. I'm so clearly not a geneticist.
>responding to trolls
friendly reminder that the only sign of autism is the inability to understand the game being played.
Fluffy comics are entertaining and there is a metric shit ton of fresh content. It's better than ylyl, dick rate, pics you shouldn't share, would you bang, etc. It's just different enough to be interesting.
someone asked me to pic this earlier so here you go
i think we are falling for sjw crying or trolls
if you dont like the answers, make up your own.
im not crying over brown fluffies
Brownies are stronger and are more grateful because they have to put up with more shit in their lives. When brought to full health and pitted against the bestest babbeh in several challenges on equal terms they will probably win.
and are you going to cry about that?
are you offended?
I don't know why people in all of the comics hate brown ones. Brown ones are probably the best ones to have as a pet as they will be forever grateful after getting bullied by literally every other fluffy since the point they came out of their mother.
Fluffies in harvest. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Alicorns are genetically superior though
Fluffies however are not strong in the first place so there is not much point in buying a brown one if a brightly colored one has nearly the same strengths. The reason for buying a brown one however is because brown ones are more grateful than their litter mates. Because the brown ones are pushed aside and abused from the point of birth they learn to use the litter box with no fuss, cherish every bowl of kibble much less sketti, and love their owners that much more. The only problem with getting a brown foal is teaching it not to sleep in the litter box.
Might as well get a pillowfluff if you just want a grateful little shit
Dunno how well old Bob and fluffies mix
some times the programing doesnt take and teh mother loves the dull ones just like the rest, like the brownie comic
Eh, I figure not all mummahs have the poopie babbeh mindset. Usually those are wild ferals or just shitty spoiled fluffies who get punished in most stories
Or just crazeh mummah
yeah, but genetically, they survive harsher conditions, therefore have to be stronger to do so. in that respect if removed from human selection, would they be more fit for natural selection?
Are you fucking retarded.
I dont want it to be stationary. Plus pillow puffs are a lot more demanding as I will have to move it by hand from it's bed to the litter box or to the tv. They also have shorter lifespans and chronic depression due to the lack of physical activity.
I think much of it has to do with the fact that fluffies have borderline personalities and limited storage capacity, so they automatically rate their babies from best to worst because they have two teats instead of four or six like some of the animals they have been spliced with, so they feel a desperate instinct to conserve nipple real estate.
Of course, their two huge crotch boobs are just there to let people give porn tits to ponies and all the headcanon is just retroactive patching to force it to make sense
I remember the story that one is based of. That fluffy gives the baby to some toughies for food and they make it an enfie baby.
I like a lot of these.
But this is the funniest.
I also like this greentext, but it's too big for one post, so...
>Be Old McAnonald
>Own a farm
>E-i-e-i-go fuck yourself
>Farm has been in family for generations
>Farm no longer turning a profit
>Farm subsidies only help so much
>People demanding organic food
>Bank account empty
>No more credit available
>Might actually have to sell the farm
>Family would be ashamed
>Farming is the only life you know
>Starting out at cornfields
>Rustling coming from the corn
>Might be foxes
>Get your shotgun
>Not a fox
>A fluffy pony
>Several fluffy ponies
>A whole herd of fluffy ponies
>Two dozen in all
>Plenty of mares with foals
>Several pregnant dams
>And at the front...
>Stomps his hooves and blows a raspberry at you
>"Dis fwuffy wand now!"
>Shrug your shoulders
>"I'm losin' the farm anyhow... Might as well let you little buggers set up here."
>Set down shotgun
>Wave for them to follow you
>Lead them to old henhouses
>Chickens are long since sold
>Henhouses have been empty for a while
>"Here you go. Y'all can sleep in these. Sturdy construction, nice and warm in the winter."
>Your grandpappy built these
>Now you're giving them to fluffies
>What's the world coming to?
Well I've never really been one for asshole fluffies. I much prefer a total lack of justification for injustice than a flawed one. I find a world where loving creatures suffer in the face of complete and utter indifference has always been what captivates me.
>Smarty stomps his hooves at you and puffs out his cheeks
>"Hoomin giff fwuffies nummies! Giff sketties!"
>Don't have any spaghetti
>Do have livestock feed, though
>Set up a trough in the yard
>Fill it with feed
>Corn, mostly, which you grew
>"Tuck in, little guys."
>Fluffies are happy
>"Tankoo, mista!" "Fwuffy wub nice mista!"
>Fluffies eat happily
>What the hell
>Decide to join them
>Drag out old grill
>Fill with charcoal
>Toss on a steak and an ear of corn
>Fluffies are happily playing now
>Running around the farmyard
>One of them bumps into your leg
>Stumble into the grill
>Knock it over
>Hot coals everywhere
>One fluffy catches on fire
>"Nuuu! Fwuffy haff huwties! Buwnie huwties! Nee' huggies!"
>Hugs won't help that
>Tear off shirt
>Swaddle fluffy in it to put out flames
>Roll fluffy on the ground several times
>Fluffy didn't make it
>All the fluffies are sad now
Maybe if they were to be able to break away from the rest of the fluffies and be on their own. Most brownies however don't live long enough to get to the teeth stage where they can leave the nest and start foraging on their own as they either die of malnutrition or are eaten by the mummah to provide milk for the bestest babbeah.
>What's that smell?
>"I'm going to take this little feller inside, to see if I can't make him all better.
>Fluffies cheer you for being a nice mister
>Take fluffy inside
>Dead fluffy smells fantastic
>Get a fork
>Peel off a bit
>Meat is incredibly tender
>Tastes like the most high-quality steak you've ever enjoyed
>Get a brilliant idea...
>Six months later
>Supermarkets all over the country now carrying your product
>Corn-Fed Fluffy Steaks
>Fluffies are low in cholesterol
>Tender, juicy meat
>Easy as hell to produce
>Pregnancy only lasts three weeks
>Full grown in two months
>Use fluffy shit to fertilize cornfields
>Use corn to feed fluffies
>Very low overhead
>Fluffy foals can be used for Fluffy Veal
>Don't lose the farm
>Buy up several other foreclosed farms in the area
>Think about eventually offering cruelty-free cage-free free-range fluffy steak at twice the price
>Not right now, though
>Find you sort of enjoy the sound of caged fluffies crying, protesting that they "no am nummies"
>The hell they aren't
>They're the nummiest
>Call marketing people
>Tell them you have a new slogan
which rasies the question, why not just program the mammah to kill the brownies at birth and not think twice. why program her to let it live, but starve it. that make no sense. from a programming point of view, the the weening and discriminating is more elaborate than default elimination. of course them only pillow fluffs would get brownines
um because this entire thing was created by pathetic little fucks who needed to pretend bully something more sad and worthless than they are?
None of this shit makes sense, at all, from all of humanity becoming psychotic sadist torture freaks so the reader can feel like they're totally normal for gleefully enjoying what are basiclly retarded children crossed with small animals being murdered to the fact that half the artists need to justify their sad My Little Chainsaw Massacre comics by making shit that any pet or even kids do every day seem like its worse than the holocaust because a talking horsepet does it.
"Oh my god my pet shit on the floor! Better sodomize it with a power drill, its the natural thing to do!"
nah in the wild they shoot each other for their Air Hoofsies
Get a one that only has the hind legs amputated. It can still sit upright and play with toys so it won't be too depressed. Give it wheels (leggies back) once a day when it's been a good fluff so it can run around and behave like a normal fluffy to also combat depression. Take the wheels away when it's been bad. No sorry stick needed unless you're feeling adventurous. It won't likely get arthritis because it'll know it's easier to move around when it has it's wheels. At night when you're watching tv, take the wheels off to have the benefits of a pillow fluff.
I'm not sure you can't turn a dominate geneotype into a recessive one
The idea of "oh that would be too hard is kind of tossed out the window when the whole basis is that genetic engenering is so advanced we can create a totally new custom-designed species with pre-programed language and basic intellegence just to be a kids toy.
This is a world where science should have solved all man's problems and instead everyone just beats up retard-ponies.
OK, here's a thought I have over and over again that proves I must have a touch of autism... but here goes:
I am absolutely sick and bored of the "fluffies as edible food brilliant idea" stories. If that had been true, it would have been discovered within hours of their mass release into the wild.
Fluffy flesh is terrible. It is rubbery and porous. It isn't really fat. It is more like bubble wrap with just enough muscle to move a tiny leg that will never, ever run. The bones are about as strong as bird bones... probably less. The fluffy was designed to be incredibly weak so that it couldn't harm the children it was meant to be a toy for, and also designed as resilient (as in, it can survive mass trauma, not deflect it) because of how accident prone it would be.
Even carrion eaters shun Fluffies until there is no other option for food. Sometime feral cats will run off with a baby, but that's because cats kill fucking everything in the wild, take one bite, and leave it.
So cut it out with the Soylent Fluffy stories.
I suppose the abuse thus not killing or loving it allows for you as the owner to decide it's fate. You can train and discipline the mother to love it or you can nurture that abuse to have a litter pal. It gives you options as to how you want your fluffies to turn out.
>um because this entire thing was created by pathetic little fucks who needed to pretend bully something more sad and worthless than they are?
yeah... I have kinda come t accept that as american bully culture, but considering the fluffy thing is everywhere, I have to assume this is international.
one the bully culture however, it is basically anti-intellectualism stemming from dogmatisms like religion in cultures that are still highly pias. (once again i bring up the american south)
however, the destructive nature of bully culture seems to be the reward for lack of creative intellectual outlet or expression, since intelligence is not celebrated in american culture unless it makes you rich.
that being said. i am probably going to get a shit ton of 'SJW' and 'faggot' comments to dismiss this argument though that would be proving my point.
We don't really have to justify anything. I enjoy watching them suffer. I also enjoy the discipline of them. I enjoy watching their futile attempts at survival. I'm an anon thus no one will ever know. It's a little dark indulgence. Everyone has some thing to varying degrees that they hide from others. Otherwise you're a very boring individual.
The first fluffies were released from a development lab by PETA in the US and due to some stupid reason they became indigineous vermin across the nation.
And eventually the rushed "finished" versions came on the market and they interbred
Whoever made this is fucked in the head.
They put in so much painstaking effort,
into an animation of some girl being lazered and then having her skin ripped off.
Imagine the guy looking at the final product like
>yeah, that shit is cool!
In some ways it reflects the entitled nature of our society. The useless mothers remind me of some of the 18 year old pregnant girls who float from boyfriend to boyfriend because they can't support themselves. They develop into mothers and not functioning adults. All they know is taking care of children. There's countless other things too
hmmm satire fo america, the first waves that britain didn't want unleashed on america, then later during WWII we made a rushed post-war identity. which was stupid, but we still cling too.
Oh yeah definitely. A big part of that abuse is the cuteness overload factor like when people practically squeeze a puppy to death. There's that little twitch you get thinking you could kill it instantly. It's a fairly normal thing to get occasionally. Some of us just realize it and embrace it. I think I've read it's the brain's way of coping with or equalizing an excessive dopamine release. I guess some people don't have that and become completely irrational and defensive over cute things.
Guys. don't you think fluffies should be more inclusive.. i mean its 2016 guys. now is the time for a strong brown best baby
keep your hate fluffs out of our thread,
keep your hate fluffs out of our thread
keep your hate fluffs out of our thread
keep in mine. if they are not posting fluffies, they are prolly trolls..
we need machines like these in the inner city, just replace sketties with fried chicken
I'd more or less link it to poverty. I live in the south. Tennesee and Virginia in particular. I see it more divided along the lines of wealth. More affluent people wait longer to have kids or they plan things out better. I've also heard that smarter people wait til later, but wealth and IQ are related. Kids who grow up in better environments are smarter ON AVERAGE because they've been exposed to more ideas and positive experiences. Everyone wants the best for their kids however some people can provide better for them. Then there's the socio economic mobility of our society. People with better character traits do better in life and will make better parents. I think it's a two factor influence of better parents and better experiences. All of this is an average assessment not a blanket statement for everyone.
Stop trying to apply logic to a hypothetical/Fictional situation in which color is important for market value, you're trying to push your own agenda on something that as a species is lesser than everything else. You're a dumb shit.
I'd say it's becasue they were designed to breed.
You could of course say that about any animal but in fluffies they were programed to be their own factory, to want to make as many little fluffies as they can. Then the ones who were to be sold would be fixed, which would cut down on it a bit and instead they'd want their owner to get them a "bebbeh" of their own by buying them one, thus doubling the sale
nah, we can have a deeper dialogue here, using fluffies as the medium.
is the situation of the brown fluffies all that different than that of black people?
they are deemed inferior for no other reason than color, and when treated like shit from birth, if they don't turn out right under those conditions, that is presented as proof of inferiority. meanwhile the bestist babbies develop affluenenza. sound familiar?
Fucking fluffies. I love these threads so much.
no that's just good business practice. You sell more by giving criminals access to weapons. You also sell more to normal people who want to defend themselves from said criminals. Besides the US gun thing is way too saturated to really control it now. If I want a gun I can get one regardless of what they put in place. I also don't think guns are as big of a deal as people make them out to be. Mostly media to blame but hell fear sells stories and makes them money.
I've sat through a minor school shooting btw. Virginia Tech in spring of 2012. Shots echo off of buildings making it seem like multiple shooters in multiple locations. SWAT swarming everywhere, snipers on rooftops, people panicking and crying, ect. I was really hungry after they let us all out.
Nobody cares you sjw niggerlover. They mostly choose to live in poverty, in shit cities, in places where they kill eachother and fucking destroy the infrastructure, and the ones that get out don't do much other than chimp out and demand more from the government even though its their own fault. The few good blacks who assimilate to society and contribute are respectable, I work with a black guy who's an accountant and he's an okay guy.
>no that's just good business practice. You sell more by giving criminals access to weapons. You also sell more to normal people who want to defend themselves from said criminals.
Which kinda puts the integrity of their defenders, the NRA into question, does it not?
its more about profits than rights...
Yes I agree, but I was moving more towards the heart of the problem which I think is money. There are plenty of rich families myself included down there, but there is a higher proportion of poorer people.
starting to think the trolls are right and fluffy threads are filled with autists...
fallin for the same bait over and over.
>They mostly choose to live in poverty
so...t hey choose their color and choose to be looked down upon and treated like crap, much like the brownies I take it...
man oh man you are walking right into this...
I said live in poverty not be black. You're the one who stereotyped just then. Dumbass. They stay in the shit city instead of getting the fuck out of dodge and trying to be better.
Not really I think the criminals will always try to find a way to get the upperhand on people. They want to make a quick easy dollar. Normal people having a gun is an equalizer. 150 pound me can defend against a 200 pound bruiser. People are always going to try and kill each other and guns are a part of American culture. I really don't see much of a problem with their presence other than the occasional mass shooting unrelated to gangs, but those are a drop in the bucket of the total murder rate. People let fear get the best of them.
but you'll always have poverty. There will always be have's and have not's. That's economics and human nature. People work out of their own self interests primarily. Might as well make sure you're doing better than most..
Alright im not the person you just replied to but, I grew up in Norfolk virginia, that entire city is a ghetto. And I can tell you right now that it is easy as fuck to get out of the ghetto, even just by getting a job at fucking wal mart and acctually trying I was able to get out of Norfolk and move to virginia beach, from there I went to college with a shitty gpa. The niggers in the hood all choose to be lazy fucks and not get jobs or blow all of their money on useless crap, they thrive on the poverty because they beleive that they would be betraying "da hood" if they ever moved up in the world. And overall they aren't opressed at all they're just goddamn lazy fucks who refuse to get jobs
>but you'll always have poverty.
yeah, but you can control HOW much. THAT isn't hard. drop the bush tax rates and increase infrastructure projects to increase employment. easiest move in the world.