Waifu Claiming thread
>Broken arms and legs edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Time for some sleep.
Have a good day/night everyone.
>im gonna fuck yuno edition
What are you fucking geeks, a bunch of goddamn weeaboo trash? What the fuck is this shit anyway, day-in and day-out nothing but you fucking assholes shitting up MY board with your fucking animu girls? I don't know of a single person who stoop this low.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
One of the Best Waifus in the world claimed: Mafuyu!
good night kyo!!!
Only 2 but hey it's something.
>tfw one of them thinks of you as a brother
Ah boredom, got any good vidya to play or something?
Nice, now on to the next boss who'll whoop your ass.
They'll give up eventually. Except for Shinoa.
>Best idol claimed
Or maybe I won't make one. Thanks space cowboy.
Hate you... hate you all..
They fucking better!
>you want this
>you know you want this
Chill Yuno, we all know that sense Yuki is not on this server you are going to be pissed as hell.
Never gonna be allowed to forget am I?
Ya'know, if you just ignore them, they'll lay off...
No point, now that the wife and kids are gone I have nothing to really live for anymore.
With or without nuts.
WTF is a waifu? What is up with you faggots and cartoons?
Dog guitar claimed!
Because we want what's best for you, we care.
that's what you get for aiming after me!!!
Bullshit that makes it worse!
You're not helping!
Boy I'll cut ya!
I'm gonna try and sleep, but I'll probably be back.
Goodnight just in case.
was able to control my urge to splurge.
still burning cds after a break.
how are you guys.
Would ship and would never give up. Call me Smug Queen, the ship master
Got no updates on the qt list~
>here goes the list
>Kagami, Milinda, Kurisu and Akiko are toptier qt's~
you and hotaru are pretty good together, go ahead and cut me, ill die happy then!! kek
I am helping so good right now!
>I posted in the wrong thread
>now everyone knows I'm a weeb
Yuno understands that if you ignore something/someone it will only become worst. >>683035504
Are you trying to still my waifu?
You all right there Yuno?
I dunno, but I think it's kinda cute to be honest..
I'll bring popcorn edition
I never forget the best drink in the world.
Heyo, Rory. I hope you're doing well tonight.
I just had some a few seconds ago, it's impossible to forget.
Hmm, I'd be out of ideas then.
topkek, just wait it out.
kek trust me I know.
if it's how it has to be!! i go now to my end!! a tongue shriller than all the other music calls me!!!
I'm not sure if you missed it, but.
I wanted to apologize for leaving last night, I passed out and I only saw your message the morning after, as I left the thread open and everything.
I appreciate what you said, it helped me out more than you think. And I also enjoy seeing you around, you're an amazing person as well.
FUCK YO DUBS NYAKKA FUCK YO DUBS
I aint shit to you nigguh
Milinda! They're trying to ship me with someone! HELP
Just kill me now
FUCK YO TRIPS NIGGUH, FUCK YO TRIPS
Damn photoshop really good edits thou.
>looks different from the last time I saw it
Everyone's got a little bit of weeb going on inside them.
Go ahead and let it happen.
>Yuno is a top tier qt in my book anyhow
Dammit, my mind needs to work fast.
I need to go get some now too.
Nah I figured you had gone to sleep, I'm glad you saw it though. You and Kirino keep trying to kill me with heart attacks and diabetes.
so many ships at port today!!!
Oh.. can we talk it out or something..
As time passes, so does my qt list
Hello smug queen~. You smuggin' or thuggin' tonight?
its meant to beeeee
Im so sorry friend... They did that too me too...
Hey Miho. How are you?
Noooo not you too!! AUAHfjdshfkjsdhfkljsdhlksadg
Trips don't lie
Never. Just go with it, see where it takes ya. Who knows, you might love it in the end.
Doing ok-ish. How you been doing?
Everyone on the ship train!
>but Megumin isn't on qt list. Why doh?
Enjoy your milk, wonderful. I'm gonna pass out on my sleep rectangle.
Goodnight, y'all. Sleep warm and well.
sure!!! are we talking about me getting stabbed or the dying part?? kek
you're really resisting destiny y'know that??
And then there were two...
I believe you cause there's two..
Yay! You're back! Someone is in denial of shipping~
PIC RELATED TO ALL!!!
I'm doing good. I went out and had a good time. Your day?
Hi! How are you doing?
Well still it seemed like a pretty good edit.
You psycho no wonder why Yuki is more bland than you are. Also the ship is sailing.
Hi Sachi. What's up?
You can't add yourself on a toptier qt, that's why~
How about you not getting killed?~ You're far too precious in my eyes to end up ded
Grrr stop getting gets!
WHELP time to die
Yes! Its fucking tials of osiris, I suck at trials of osiris..
I hate you..
When will it end?!?
Damnit. Your waifu is a qt. What is she from. I must watch it.
But, I don't even post enough for you to tell, Mikan.
>Still, thank you!
Goodnight, rest well bud.
Long and boring cause weather is still shit.
Yah, please don't die.
I'll be all alone on this ship.
Whatcha up to?
You must work for the postal office, don't you?
>but you already killed me
you gotta get through those trials, and ship with hotaru!!
Whas good, nigga?
No you won't.
just woke up, watching the shipping
Hey, I'm ready for that toast, but still waiting on Koko.
Shipping going on eh? Who?
Sorry to hear that. Did it light up any?
gee i wonder why they would leave someone like you
Not too bad. Really sore today.
Mirai! How are you friend?
Im still trying to fight it. You can do it friend, I believe
Just got home a few mins ago. Not too sure what I want to do tonight though
You're going to make hotaru cry like that.
The current ultimate waifu that I am sure everyone wants, is Puck from Re: Zero
IT WILL NEVER STOP
>not till you fuck me
i wish it were megumin, but the deed is done!!
>im so sorry!!
It will never end until you die in your grave, you psychopath.
No thanks I'm not into anthropomorphic animals
Can the dead work as an airman? Didn't think so!
Yeah then it got dark out.....
Ayyo. Lemme halla. Nothin' much, taking a break between shifts
Id hope so
Happy Birthday again, Sanae. Welcome to the rest of your existence. (It begins with alcohol)
Nooo I want sweet loots from the lighthouse! damn these tryhards and their meta weapons
Yes I will!
Comrade! They're tryig to ship me! ;_; also happy birthday
Hate you so much..
I DUN CUR
Oh thats nasty..
you got me there!!! okay im not dead....but please don't kill me in your dreams please!!!
the meta is how it works, and hotaru is the meta, and you need to ship with her!!
IT WILL BE FOREVER
JUST ME AND YOU
Bad. But that's good. Just got off work. Have to go back in four hours. How bout you?
That's called night......
Thank you again! It's a nice start! How are you?
Thank you. How did that commence?
thank you megumin!!!
how are you doing tonight???
Oh I give up! The odds are too great agaisnt me! It's bullshit!
Outta nowhere hotaru just messed with me
Did I confuse you friend? My bad...
>Hate you so much..
Whaaaa?!? What did I do? Im sorry friend
kek I wish. Im bored and not sure if I can handle the feels, otherwise I would finish the Love Live movie
>Not true at all
Im super sore from Kayaking yesterday...
I forgot time zones were a thing. Where did you say you were from again?
It'll be cute, just do it! c:
kek yeah im watching the stripping
>im not ready for that
im glad i don't know those feels anymore kek
Good. Good. You must understand the ship is too real to avoid.
Still shipping, you psychopath
Warehouse. Close tho
No fires and no car accidents yet, I'd say it's going pretty well!~ How's yours??
dubs confirms ship, hope you guys are happy together!!!
I went by the image.......
are you on call this late??? it's 2 am there right???
Some more lewd just cause.
Bruh. That's messed up.....
And that's the >buzzz
but i don't lol, not anymore!!!
>still some pretty good feels though
I'm always on call, 24/24. I'm always nervous on a Friday night because of drunks. The're very likely to make some car crash.
Yes, it's 2am~