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I am a Police Officer. Ask me anything.

>trolls will be ignored.
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>as will niggers
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>>683028124
Coffee and donuts stereotype is true, yes?
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>>683028124
Do you think the police will ever get a good reputation by the public
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>>683028360
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>>683028360
not by a cop, they beat anyone browner than milk
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What made you choose to be a criminal?
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>>683028124
ok i have a question. i'm an army veteran with pretty bad ptsd. somebody in my group told me the other day that police departments are starting to give officers special training on how to deal with veterans with ptsd. is this true? if so are we perceived as volatile and/or violent?
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If the fire fighters offered to trade you their Dalmatian for your German Shepard, would you do it?
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>>683028124
OP is a fag, is not answering any questions
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>>683028514
Donuts are great, but not healthy. I see cops eat donuts as much as everyone else i guess. lots of people drink coffee. so... i dont tho

>>683028618
they did after 9/11. generally takes something major to make the masses in america feel good about something.
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How does it feel to be a pig?
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>>683028124
stop shooting people just cus you dont like them.
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>>683028124
Paramedic here. Why are you lying about being a police officer?
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What do you do if someone is carrying illegal dubs?
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>>683029256
>>683028124
City mayor here, really guys? I know you're lying.
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Do you think there are any gay furries in any Police force?
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>>683028124
How often do you suck dick? Have you ever beat a man after sucking his dick? Did you plant drugs and or a weapon on him after sucking his dick and then beating him? Do you swallow?
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>>683028124
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>683029256
To keep the niggers of /b/
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>>683028124
hey cop, how often do you guys calls to checkout a neighborhood for suspicious activity? Any interesting stories?
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>>683029214
This.
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>>683029063
>they did after 9/11
No, you're thinking of firemen. You know, people who want actually serve the public instead of looking for a power trip.
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>>683028925
how would i even know you had it if I spoke to you?

sure there is always training on most things. not everyone is getting it. special training is just a class....your dept would need to sign you up.

obviously someone who is violent and has some knowledge of fighting has the potential to be dangerous

>>683029030
my dept doesnt even have a k9 unit. not all police dogs are german shepards tho

>>683029043
have some patients werido
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>>683029343
Governor of that state of that city, you're all lying sacks of shit
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what are the odds of me getting away on my r6 from you guys because i dont stop for cops
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Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo Dre, I got something to say

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
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Have you ever grabbed an arrestees boobs
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What is your motivation for doing a tough job for little (relatively) pay while being hated by a bunch of the public and no good system for dealing with the psychological stress of the job? not a troll really wondering
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>>683028124
I am a nervous person around police during routine traffic stops. Is there anything I can do to prevent that?
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Do you really need to beat someone when they are on the ground and not resisting ?
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>>683029711
Is is the POTUS sending blackcock helicopters to your house to put your lying ass in gitmo.
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>>683028124
>Police Officer
>trolls

hows that cognitive dissonance treating you budd

my real question is how many grams of cannabis do you smoke per week? I worked out the right amount to be 1:1 on hours of physical labour you do
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>>683029386
^ This
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Would police be more willing to break the "blue wall of silence" if lawsuit judgements/settlements came out of police pension funds?
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>>683028124
What the fuck are are doing when I call the cops becuase my dad is trying to stick a sharpie in my pooper when I live 5 fuckin minutes away from the police station? Why are you guys always playing solitaire when I'm behind you looking in through your rear windshield? Do you get mad that police stations purposely higher officers with low IQs and the general public is smarter than you and could do your job better?
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>>683030026
Really? I had dubs to offer to show my validity, the only thing you and the president have in common is that you're niggers
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>>683028925
>ok i have a question. i'm an army veteran with pretty bad ptsd. somebody in my group told me the other day that police departments are starting to give officers special training on how to deal with veterans with ptsd. is this true? if so are we perceived as volatile and/or violent?

Anon,

If a veteran with PTSD is coming to the attention of the police due to the PTSD, then that veteran is in crisis. Many police departments these days are training their officers in Crisis Intervention Techniques (CIT). Google for more info.

Thank you for your service.
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LET ME SEE HANDS COCKSUCKER

I SAID HANDS

NOW

ON THE FUCKING GROUND
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>>683030166
>>683029966
>>683029566
satanic cop incoming
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>>683029912
Being bullied in middle school sticks with some people. Any other type of power requires some sort of skill or dedication to obtain. Joining the police is the easiest way to feel like a man without actually being one.
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>>683029214
when did that happen?

>>683029301
what the fuck are you talking about.

>>683029566
an entire neighborhood? never. a specific car or person/people every now and then... people call more than we go. other day someone called to report a suspicious man who had no shoes on who was laying out on a blanket in a park on a nice day doing nothing but relaxing. (in the summer there are a million people at this park doing this) the caller thought it wasnt a nice enough day for this so that the police should get involved.... lol i was like , sure we will send someone.. obviously didnt

>>683029654
you mean people who want to be paid to sleep and get drunk all the time lol

no, people loved police, ems, and fire after that. who are u kidding
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Is being a cop worth it? I want to be a cop
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I would love to kill a person like you OP. No mercy at all. Just know that.
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>>683028124
Stay Safe Brother
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>>683029981
Nah, but police don't hurt people because they have to. They do it because they failed in every other part of their lives and need to take out the rage on someone.
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>>683030604
OP here, yea being a cop is worth it. I get to beat down darkies daily and it feels good. Having a micro penis is must if you wanna apply so I don't have to worry about choking on a huge cock when I need to service my supervisor
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>>683030551
I'm curious what does a real man do from your perspective?
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>>683030233
OP here again. I don't understand the question but yes, I would let a aids invested tranny go off Scott free as long as I get to rim them
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>>683031165
Are their dicks bigger?
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>>683029776
1 in 7...

stupid question. obviously depends on the situation.

>>683029887
pat down yes. grabbed no

>>683029912
dont do it for the money. plus i make 6 figures so its an ok salary. people i interact with like me more often than not. i dont care what people i dont know think. the whole middle east hates all americans...does that make u feel sad? lol cause i dont care about that either.

>>683029966
follow the rules of the road. dont commit crimes. the cop isnt gonna hurt you. just comply and itll all be over soon lol

>>683029981
need to? no. thats why i never have,

>>683030026
you watch too much veep
>>683030233
never even heard of such a wall lol. im always honest when i testify or write a report

simple rule...dont do anything youd need to lie about and you wont need to lie
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>>683028124
Dear OP. Can you please backtrace this guy for posting this crap>>683029380

Tell him he done goofed.

Sincerely, Battletoads
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>>683031522
Good question anon, we get this alot. No, they are actually smaller despite urban myths. The higher the rank the smaller the penis
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>>683028124

Who are you voting for?
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>>683030604
An interesting choice, but have you considered suicide as an alternative. Clearly, if your down to cop as a career option, you can't have been too successful in life.
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>>683028124

You ever get a hard on when you're doing cavity searches?
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How does it feel knowing you all are the biggest joke of society and are completely worthless pussies?
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itt: extreme impotent rage
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>>683030409
Roger that. Thank you for the info.
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>>683028124
What do you guys do if you come across people with stale copypasta on their person?
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>>683031713
Our lord and savior Jesus Trump.
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>>683031555
Would you pat her down
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>>683029301
kek
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>>683031555
OP here. Please get the fuck off my thread. Obvious fake, cops don't make 100k. Nice try anon. I make 40k and even that's too much.
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Better thread found here lmao
>>683031552
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>>683031710
Have you ever gotten so mad about how much larger a person's penis is that you knocked him out and sucked his dick?
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OP is a security guard wannabe cop faggot.
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>>683031843
I can already tell you need to go ahead and an hero
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>>683029654
Cops tend to think like everyone else you know.

They didn't become cops because they 'want' a power trip. Power tripping just kind of happens when 99% of the population sweats at your presence.

The discrimination from police is the same as the discrimination from everyone else. Only their job is to investigate things that other people shake their heads at (like niggers running across the street in the middle of the road)
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Whenever weed become legal on a federal level, do you think the amount of tip calls on meth and coke will go up?
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>>683031227
Any number of things which don't involve going on a power trip as a career plan.
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Timestamp with proof please.
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>>683028124
legit question copper

>how do you feel about the police officers who, while chasing a suspect, jump into a random persons yard where their animals is legally allowed to be but you arent, and it comes at you, and cops shoot it and dont get fired or sued because your pds protect them

also

>do you feel poolice officers need to be trained about domestic pets, specifically, canine seeing as how most cops shoot and kill when its not even necesarry
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>>683031866
>her
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>>683031843
Bless you my son
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>>683031866
Yes anon. I would pat her down ask if she has a little suspicious little brother that needs frisking. The question was a little inappropriate though.
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>>683029885
I love NWA
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>>683032050
Many times. I see red when someone is bigger than 3 inches erect.
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>>683031866
i was just about to call it a night but if this bitches tits are about to come out then i might stay up a few more minutes
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>>683028124
Do you cops tell racist stuff to eachother all the time or not?
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>>683032359
Not after all the shit everyone just talked lol
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>>683030409
This. Paramedic here. All officers in my venue are CIT trained within "x" time of being on the force and they go into the scene before we do to try & de-escalate/ensure scene safety for us. Not all officers are but many of the departments are around here.
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>>683031843
an hero pls
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>>683031784
OP here. Say that to my face! I'll take you on any time, as long as you're unarmed and I have my pistol, baton, mace and backup.
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>>683032348
Do you guys use your clubs for anal stimulation in the locker room because of the lack of penis?
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>>683028124
Do black lives matter?
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>>683032388
All of the time, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. when actual darkies comes around though we quickly go back to being spineless pussies, we usually immediately beat the suspect out of fear they will fuck us up if we don't make the first move.
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>>683032791
No no no no no
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is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
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>>683028925
baby has PTSD?

you volunteered to go kill you some ragheads...nobody forced you to go overseas. fuck you and your bs ptsd faggot

u shouldve come home in a box
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>>683032796
Haha
>black people
>know how to fight
Pick one
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>>683030313
if you can do the job better, then come do it. you owe it to society.

>>683030551
really not an easy job to obtain in my area...but ok. and i thought the stereotype was that cops were the bullies in school...now they are the bullied?

ever think that the guy who stands up to the bully to protect another is the same person who likes to help and wants to do that in the future? stand up to the criminal who hurts or takes advantage of another?

>>683030604
yup
>>683030694
try and die

>>683030870
thnx
>>683030890
what did i fail in? im pretty happy. you sound mad tho

>>683031713
i guess trump since hillary is a bigger piece of shit than any other american politician alive today.

>>683031738
what would you do if a man in a wheel chair punched you in the face and kept trying to hit you over and over again and youre a police officer?
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>>683032245
Same boi, 90s rap is the best
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>>683029667
>state lawdog
>posting on /b/
ya, he's the weirdo, ya hypocrite.
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>>683032733
Very good question anon, this is another one that we get quite often. Yes, seeing as a small dick is a requirment to be an officer of the law we need to use our batons to make up for it. We would actually prefer to bareback each other but , as I said before, we cant
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>>683032899
confirmed feminist
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>>683032899
piss off you little faggot. point to any part of that post where i complained about having ptsd or said i was forced to deploy. i joined the army SPECIFICALLY to kill people. idgaf about what you or anyone else thinks about my service.

now go get your shine box and shut your fucking cock holster.
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Do cops torrent?
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>>683032106
>Power tripping just kind of happens
Yeah, because it's not like you have a choice. Also, have you considered that people are nervous around cops because they know what type of people choose that job...
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Why do immature spoiled pussies hate on the police so much?
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>>683028124
>trolls will be ignored.
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>>683028124
serious question what do you look for when patrolling the streets? ie what kind of behaviour, is there a certain way of walking that will catch your eye?
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>>683032899
wow not even a good troll just being a dick bro.

>sad you can't join the military so you just jerk it in your camo jacket.
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>>683033193
How do you feel about Cheese Pizza?
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>>683033316
faggot
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>>683033316
Thank for service sir.

I don't care why you joined. I just respect that you did.

A toast to you. May you live long and joyously.
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>>683032499
>police
>de-escalate
choose one
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>>683033316
you bragged about being in the army and being a veteran with ptsd

fuck u facking nagger

i hope ur extremely deformed because a car bomb blew up your hummer and now you have no legs and one half arm and wear a fucking hockey mask because youre so ugly and disfigured

fuck u and the "veterans" from 2001-2016 u should all be hung for being traitors
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>>683032981
OP here. You'really startingredients to piss me the fuck off with your impersonation. I risk my life everyday playing floppy bird on my laptop and don't take kindly to imposters. Do you know how hard floppy bird is? I have had to suck ALOT of dick to get where I am today and I'm not gonna be one upped by a NEET.
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I'm curious, if another cop is breaking the law, do you have the authority to arrest him/her on the spot?
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Assuming this isnt bait

How do I get out of tickets

How do I get an entire police department in my back pocket

Can out of state police pull me over if i havent crossed over into their state
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>>683033743
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>>683033438
Im not gonna lie anon. I try and get as much as I can. Fun fact: alot of the cheese pizza you see on 4chan was posted by a cop
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>>683033952
topkek
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>>683031964
actually i made over $120,000.00 in 2015. >>683032121
tip calls? no

>>683032148
the only real proof would ID me... and thats never happening

>>683032192
i like animals, so i wouldn't hurt one unless necessary. if youre not empathetic towards animals youre insane
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>>683033372
nope i actually have a brain and didnt need to enlist because thats the only thing i had going in life like all the rest of the veterans

army = fucking retards who are either rapists, arsonists, felons, etc

fuck u and the veterans not from wwII or vietnam
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>>683031738
>>683032981

>what would you do if a man in a wheel chair punched you in the face and kept trying to hit you over and over again and youre a police officer?

Take a step or two back and get behind him so that he can't hit me.

I realize that outwitting a cripple is pretty demanding for a cop's brain; but its really not that hard.
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>>683033346
>Also, have you considered that people are nervous around cops because they know what type of people choose that job

Do you honestly believe that? Most people are nervous around ANY authority figure. It's a learned behavior since childhood.

What people are really nervous about when they get pulled over is if the cop is going to write them a ticket or give them a warning and if their insurance rates are going to go up.

You must live in your parents basement if you've never been pulled over and believe that your average person is worried that they will get arrested or beaten.
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>>683033349
I would argue, but you seem to be the authority on immature spoiled pussies.
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>>683033743
Why don't you put down the fucking bong and leave your slutty ass moms (who regularly dreams about getting fucked in the ass by a soldier) basement and get a fucking life you tinfoil hat wearing hippy faggot.
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>>683033747
Sorry about the spelling on this anons. I'm on duty and had a little too much to drink. Didn't help that my head is in the clouds right now, theven fake cop posting is getting to me
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>>683028124
Serious question...do you like Blue Bloods? Favorite cop drama.
>inb4 you don't watch them
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>>683033743
>i voted for obama
>now i feel the bern

get unbutthurt about your vet dad who touched you
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>>683033731
top.kekk

>hi neighbours!
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>>683029667
patience, pig

i guess spelling isn't a requirement for law enforcement, just a sense of entitlement and a desperate need for control
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Going to the TXdps academy any tips?
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>>683033743
god damn you're retarded. you need to look up the word "brag" in the dictionary before you go shooting off your dick lips again.

i have a purple heart and i'm still all in one piece. bet that pisses you off doesn't it? do you get triggered by seeing a PH license plate? kek. i also get tricare for life and a decent sized check every month. eat a dick.

ps - sorry about your zits and small dick bro, must suck being that kid that gets bullied everyday lol
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>>683034253
>>683034272
touch a nerve did i?

disgusting fucking mongoloids

hows it feel knowing 85% of the USA protested you for being in the middle east? nobody gave 2 fucking shits when you got sent over, and nobody gave a shit now that youre back with no legs and the other half of your brain missing hahahahahahaha

fucking faggots
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>>683028124
Do you hate Security Fags? I'm one, btw, and I always am friendly with my lo al Police, I even have a packet in with them, but they're always short sided and assume I did the wrong in most cases. Also,

>I'm a Securifag, as a cop, you can ask me anything
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>>683034210
Man you must be spoiled. I wasn't even talking to you, but you responded anyway? Didn't you ever learn to speak when spoken too?
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>>683034081
cause its not like he's in a wheelchair. use your brain anon. i know its difficult.
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>>683034042
>vietnam
lol this fucking guy
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>>683028124
My buddy was sketchy as fuck during a recent stop. He's white and has a nice car and was in a nice area. What are the chances he's on some kind of list? He was let go with a warning but might have, might not have been stoned.
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>>683028124
do you believe in your job and what it stands for?
do you think the government could be doing a better job with how cops are treated ?
does your dept. have any kind of quota for colored people?
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>>683034388
dont forget lube
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>>683028124
How do you handle traffic stops if the person complies with you, and remains polite but also says they have a weapon and the required license to carry? (Ccw, cpl, etc)
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>>683034503
actually, yes, anyone who isnt elderly with a "I served" plate or a veteran plate is a piece of fucking shit for wanting attention for volunteering, having US tax payers pay your salaries, and you fuckers put that shit on your car for attention

suck another muslim cock you inbred mexican nigger loving sack of dog farts
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>>683034545
this kid is the picture of but hurt right now.
damn son you are edgy.
go back to bed little one.

>like its the soldiers fault. get a life
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>>683034811
Another annon adding on, am I required to tell you that I have a CCW if there is no gun in my car?
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>>683034625
wat nigger? the viet na vets didnt ask to be sent over they were drafted
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>>683034042
>not from wwII or vietnam.

like there have only been three wars what a little shit.

>everything i know about war i learned from CoD
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i live in fresno with 59lbs of weed currently in my closet what you gon do
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If i puffed a big cloud of marijuana smoke in your face, would you mad?
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>>683034268
I want to know this too OP
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>>683034545
the irony is, that you're on /b/ and so are probably just as much of a loser as anyone else on here.

It's literally the pot calling the kettle black to make itself feel like less of a waste of space.
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>>683034811
Like any other cop, dumbfuck.

>Ok, well for my safety, do you mind stepping out of the vehicle just so I can follow dept. Policy?
>remove weapon and unload/remove mag and place on trunk
>move over to curb
>continue regularly
>return weapon and leave

>>683035080
Not OP, but no. Only if you have a firearm in the vehicle.
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How do you do it day after day?
Doesn't it get repetitive & don't you get burned out dealing the the dregs day after day?
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>>683035265
this
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>>683029776
OP is a fag. Real Cop here Illinois northwest suburbs. Being a rider/ Cop my self i felt obliged to answer your question. The answer is simple, there is no scale because it all fluctuates with the riders skill level. Currently here in Illinois just this year alone that have been reported cases in my town 3 fatalities from runners, and about 5 actually getting away. I personally think there are simple rules to be followed if you want to get away seemed like the deaths were faggot rookie riders trying to be hard that panicked and didn't keep their cool and now are dead. Odds just depend on rider. Hopefully you're not a faggot no gear wearing pussy that just guns it on straights or else you'll prob be dead within 3 years with that mentality you got going on.
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>>683034041
Are you in the NY/NJ area OP?
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>>683034926
> its the soldiers fault

thanks for agreeing with me you sack of shit

go collect your hurt feelings check in the mail i pay for

go buy your white trash 400 lb wife something real nice at wal mart
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>>683035390
No, too many niggers
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>>683035162
viet nam wasnt even a War you stupid fuck

gulf war not a war either

war on terror? lmfao not a war either

get fucked piece of shit
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>>683032791
all lives do. blacks are not special.

>>683033321
i do

>>683033370
anything that would stand out to anyone who was paying attention to their surroundings

>>683033731
yes that is what we are always trained to do. however, if the other person chooses for that not to happen, then we will handle it the way they are forcing us too.

we arent gonna talk to you for 3 hours as to why you should let us arrest you.

>>683033801
depends on the situation but yes. often times its better to report it to your superior and have an outside agency handle it if its a coworker.

>>683033857
generally you only got the ticket cause u actually were wrong, so there is not magic to fix that
buy them all a lambo lol

no, not unless both states have it written into their laws that they both have jurisdiction over each others state lines.

but if you were in NY, a CT trooper cant just stop you for speeding in NY. if its something really bad, he might and then call a local cop to deal with it...but thatd really be more of a citizens arrest situation at that point.
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>>683034587
Oh my, that puts me in my place. After all, it's not like you were being intentionally inflammatory. Didn't you ever learn not to dish it out if you can't take it? Or, does that just come with the whole, to quote you, "immature spoiled pussy" thing.
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>>683035265
>probably

>implying
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>>683034545
No faggot that's how I act. It seems like my nerves are rattled because you're a pussy. Even I questioned America's involvement in the middle east and later deduced that it was a reasonable action for the united states military to get involved in.
Be you
>Think that everything is a conspiracy driven by the 1% (provides no reasonable proof.
>Will not be able to pass a drug test your entire life
>Probably works as a waiter or dishwasher
>Every time you go out with a girl you will look over and see her glancing at men who are capable of carrying themselves with respect confidence knowing that she more than likely wants to fuck them.
>Your worthless and that is the way god wanted you to be
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>>683035087
>korean war didn't exist
>no one volunteered before 1990
>vietnam is two words
cmon guy
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>>683034268
I must be white...the cops are ignoring me...
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>>683030026
UN here. We have had enough and are sending snowden back.
yor all fucked
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>>683035315
Don't get your panties in a bunch faggot. This is an ama, i had a question so i asked.
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>>683035618
If I asked you to file a 61, would that mean anything to you?
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>>683035405
can't even read properly and you even linked to that post everyone knows you're a lying shit now just pack up and head back to your basement son.

i bet a soldier stole your little susy creampuff huh? mad about something? the soldiers joined up to protect little shits like you. so keep saying your bullshit knowing a vet faought so you could say it.

>but if you're eruofag,mexican,or mudslime fuck off
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would you rather eat a pizza and sit on a dick or eat a dick and sit on a pizza?
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>>683035582
>not a war
top kek son
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>>683035865
no you fucking idiot

its for the simple undeinable act that congress wasnt given any proof for the invasion and still hasnt to this day

take your cliche bs about jet fuel and aliens someplace else nigger
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>>683036016
Believe it or not that's how I normally talk. Sorry I got my bunched up panties in your mouth.
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>>683034863
actually i put that shit on my truck because here in texas i can park wherever the fuck i want and don't even have to pay for parking meters. kek. i've also been pulled over a few times for traffic violations and only received warnings. double kek.

but hell i ain't even mad bro. i know guys like you. i wish i could tell you it gets better but i'm pretty sure you're one of those losers that can't ever seem to get it together because your always complaining and insisting it's always someone else's fault.
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>>683035618
Where is your area of work?

Also are there any creep cops you know
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I can't jerk off to this thread at all
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>>683035714
The question was directed to the person faking to be a police officer. A normal person would've looked over the question and left it there. But you couldn't do that. A part of you felt insecure. It said maybe I am one of those things. I don't know know where in my responses did I say I can't take it or stop. I'd be glad to walk you through them though.
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>>683035945
the korean war wasnt a war u stupid asshole

vietnam is spelled viet nam from what i gather nigger
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>>683035405
yes im obviously white.
get fucked little edge lord kid
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>>683028124
How many niggers can I kill if I join the police force? I want to rid our country of them.
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>>683036107
Well, he does have a point, the last war the United states declared was WWII
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>>683036510
You'll be doing the work of god my friend
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Milico basura vos sos la dictadura
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have you ever had some fucking sovereign citizen douchebag thats trying to invoke rights based on some fine print in a law from like 200 years ago when its obvious they dont care about their rights they just want to make your job harder,film you getting pissed off then upload it to the internet claiming all cops are assholes?

did you beat them?
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>>683036530
because pussies like him will only support "peace keeping operations"

>war just called something different
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>>683036020
>i bet a soldier stole your little susy creampuff

this tired old insult again rofl

>>683036107
prove otherwise nigger

shit were campaigns officially

>>683036214
so you use your "service" to get free shit? sack of shit i hope youre ptsd is triggered and you shoot your entire family and blow your dick off nigger
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>>683029301
>What do you do if someone is carrying illegal dubs?
>>683030557
>what the fuck are you talking about.

this. my fucking sides kek
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>>683036192
Proof like what fucking planes smashing into buildings then people publishing videos that they did it.
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>>683035824
this is /b/

When you're on /b/, you're automatically assumed to be a male neckbeard who lives in his parents basement.

if you say you're a girl, it'll be tits or gtfo

if you say you're successful and have lots of money, buy us steam games

ect,
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>whole thread is decending to people arguing over vietnam/viet nam
>peoplw pretending to be op and answering questions for the sake of a few keks
>no one else realizing this
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>>683036777
see
>>683036767

get rekt fag. you're just mad
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>>683036898
wow being this new
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>>683036939
I was one of those OP fakers. AMA.
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>>683036777
man you hate vets simply because they are better than you and your neckbeard existence
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>>683034638
>>683035618
cop /b/ro do mine pls
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>>683028124
There are police knocking on my door and my house is covered in chicken and dog blood, what do OP, What Do.
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>>683037082
Why are you such a faggot?
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>>683036777
>so you use your "service" to get free shit? sack of shit i hope youre ptsd is triggered and you shoot your entire family and blow your dick off nigger
buy why so salty? kek
and i hope you grow enough balls one day to say this shit out loud and you just happen to be in close proximity to that 11bravo guy that's got 3-4 deployments under his belt and just looking for an excuse to snap and take you down with him. but i have a feeling you're no stranger to getting your ass beat on the reg.
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>>683037082
is it gay if its in a 3 way?
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>>683037054
Actually not far off. I woulda said beta losers but yeah that seems more or less right
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>>683036939
shhh

I was just about to ask him how he feels about beastiality and pedophiles on /b/
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>>683034041
Says the guy that contributes to industrial meat farming
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>>683028124
Have you ever abused your power. If you did then how? And why
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>>683032899
them dubs, doe
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>>683037082
legit kek.
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>>683037342
I need to be as close to OP as I can be. So became a faggot.


>>683037361
Not if its 2 men and a girl. 2 girls and a man, or 3 men are gay.
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>>683037356
Eh, I'm pretty sure we are dealing with a person that faints anytime someone makes eye contact with him.
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>>683037259
lol i love WWII and viet nam vets

they actually DESERVE money and benefits and whatever the fuck else they ask for within reason because they were forced to fight

>>683037356
come at me nigger i say this shit irl all the time to cock suckers like you and you know what happens? absolutely nothing. you overweight fucks with your army hair styles just simply blow hot air and walk back to your cars
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>>683036530
>didn't declare a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state.
>in a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state.
>not war
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>>683037082
Will you build me a nest in the corner and read me bedtime stories?
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>>683032981
>>683034081
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>>683028124
If you were to catch someone doing donuts in a construction zone/empty parking lot, after dark, would you let them off with a warning or ticket/fine them to the fullest extent. And why?
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>>683031555
And of course, these trips go ignored.
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>>683028124
Informed and concerned taxpaying anon here.
I see the police state has started, u are most likely here to jsutiffy your crimes against humanity and make anons feel empathetic towards your onslaught of criminal injustice and tortures ways.

I on the otherhand see through this veil of deceit and corruption.

1. if you point a gun at me do i have a right to point one back
2. if i feel threatened for my life by you and your partner, what can i do?
3. if i am under marshal law and you try to forceably remove me, what can i do?
4. why is it always seem necessary to shot to kill and not shot to injure.
5. if you are in uniform breaking the law, can i arrest you. (speeding, running red light, shooting my dog).

thats a good start.
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>>683028124
What do you typically carry on duty? and off if you would get that personal.
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>>683037923
Yes, but I must warn you I have severe PTSD and will just turn into a shit fest of which conflicts wernt wars.
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>>683037787
>i say this shit irl
yea sure you do post proof faggot.

why don't other vets deserve benefits? you obviously know so much. what with having never joined and all.
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>>683037787
>He is confessing his sexual attraction to older men.
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>>683034081
cause wheel chairs dont move...

i have seen some people that could probably bench 400 lbs who were in a wheel chair. i wouldnt wanna get punched by them

>>683034206
lol this

>>683034268
ive seen it, i dont like it. law and order is entertaining, but often unrealistic

>>683034388
yes sir, no sir, yes maam, no maam. shine your shoes, be on time. lol. really just pay attention and follow the rules. at some point you will be yelled at no matter what. dont get involved with the fuck ups in your class, there will be some. run run run

>>683034585
some security are idiots. some cops are idiots. i just dont like when security think they are basically doing the same job as us, they arent. if you become a cop, you will see

>>683034635
list? maybe that cop mentioned him to others in the dept

>>683034638
i believe in the idea of police, yes. without any law enforcement, you end up having gangs and warlords running the areas. things are much worse for the avg person

yes, they should be teaching the public, that it is illegal to resist arrest, instead of saying, resist arrest, get violent, and if you get hurt, we will call the cop a racist.

no

>>683034811
only happened once, however the license was from out of state and not valid in my state. the guy knew he was illegally carrying. he brought it to illegally gamble in my state. wore it openly on his hip (also illegal). also was speeding. also was drunk driving. also had a suspended drivers license in my state. also didnt tell me about it and reached into his glove box where he had hid the gun before i walked up to the car. that was the closest i ever came to killing someone.

he was arrested.

otherwise, in the scenario i think youre describing, id be cool with it

>>683035080
not in my state
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>>683036107
We haven't fought another country since ww2
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>>683038174
oh shit son.
ahahahaha
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>>683035618
No lives matter.
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>>683038200
A fabulously long time ago.
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>>683028124
On a typical day, how many laws do you break?

4-6
7-8
9-10
10-15

and why do cops insist the minority are bad eggs?
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>>683038142
I'll deal with that. But you have to read pic related to me 5 times a night forever.
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Am I being detained
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>>683037054
>>thinking that you rank above basement dweller while being under the veil of anonymous

You should probably post some contact information along with dick pics just so that we can confirm you're better then we think you are.
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>>683037919
This response has been marked as unintelligible please unfuck your thought process
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>>683035339
its diff sometimes.

>>683035390
yea

>>683035315
um no, im not gonna remove someone with a gun by myself, then place the gun and mag on the trunk, then leave the guy on the curb, outside of the car, next to a gun on a trunk while im not inside my car not looking at him and writing a ticket or something...
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>>683028124
Right on, OP. Family has a police background. How long you been in the force?
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>>683038334
yea except korea and china and vietnam and iraq

except those yea
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>>683034545
>giving a shit about a bunch of stone age sand niggers.
I'd sign up just to kill those fucks too. I don't have much to live for.
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I'm stoned 25/8

Do you guys get complaints about neighbors who smoke pot? How do you handle it? All I do is sit in my house minding my own business I'm not even being loud. But I always think someone's gonna call you guys
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>>683038143
>why don't other vets deserve benefits?

you must have come back with the other half of your tiny fucking brain missing you fucking retard

ive stated several times why in response to you and the other nigger loving cucks why
>>683038174

>only understands the word Love to mean physical intimacy
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>>683028124

Just finished my physical and written test to get into academy. What kind of questions do they ask on the polygraph? I've disclosed my background with 1 arrest and drug use.
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>>683028124

So, if you saw a troll committing a crime, would you still ignore them?
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>>683038516
Oh dear. :^(
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>>683038502
>wah baby cant handle being called a shit.
>i have to defend myself
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>>683038494
Ok, deal. But I must also warn you that I once was attacked by a cat, so I might also shoot the nigger.
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>>683031738
Fucking christ! All that cop had to do was leave the room or find some stairs. Proof that most cops are just faggots that want to beat on or kill someone just cause they think they have the right to do so behind a badge. Fucking idiot cop. Still, don't think all are bad, just assholes like this one who couldn't think for just a half second on what to do in situations like this. Bet he's shoot a baby if it didn't comply.
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>>683038565
those aren't wars you fucking douche bags. they're conflicts/occupations/invasions or whatever the fuck you want to call them. congress needs a declaration of war to be considered an actual "war". fuck.
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>>683038222
>witnessed
Also

I have a cpl from Michigan, am i legal in your state?
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Hey Officer OP. Ever think of going Federal? FLETC is a pretty fun joke of a school. Fun place to work at.
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>>683038613
then why post here? too obese to join? thats about the only reason the military wouldn take you. they accept pedophiles, niggers, mexicans, muslims, arsonists, murderers,

why dont you step outside and start shooting the world up? get rekt by the police
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>>683038200
Probably right around the time being an activist turned into pro-drug, pro-prostitution, and pro-everthing is a conspiracy manipulated by the one percent.
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>>683028124

Why do those right to bear arms assholes keeping giving you guys shit when they get stopped and questioned for doing an intentional open-carry?
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>>683038816
I can deal with that also. I'll wait here while you build my nest.
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>>683038647
>reasons well fuck you i dont need reasons or evidence cause muh feelings and you're a cuck

well go ahead and say it again faggot. cause its such a good reason you keep replying.

>tfw when they start saying read the thread in order to save face
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>>683038943
>they accept pedophiles, niggers, mexicans, muslims, arsonists, murderers,
and yet they still wouldn't accept you. you must be a major piece of shit.
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>>683028124
Have you ever exchanged sex in order for someone to get out of trouble?
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>>683038647
>physical intimacy

>my wife's son
>you're fucking a white male
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if the earth is billions of years old then how come its only the year 2016?

chekm8 atheists
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>>683038222
Have you ever met a cop that acted like a creep.

Also do you want to be a detective someday
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>>683038833
>leave the room
with the violent suspect still inside that he has to later comeback and deal with. he's doing his job but you're to much of a pussy to actually understand a career that necessitates confrontation
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>>683038766
You're trying too hard.

My 5 year old son is a better troll, and all he does is pretend to throw his animal crackers so the dog runs across the room.
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>>683039250
best post so far.
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>>683039147
hah nigger im not a failure at life so i dont even need to apply for military service

>>683039107
fine just for you you special little fucking snowflake

only veterans who were drafted deserve a fucking thing

the rest of u piees of shit joined voluntarily for free college education (poor ppl), a roof over your head, and to get away from daddy, or out of emotional butthurt and wanted to kill brown people
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>>683039494
which animals?
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>>683038834
>conflicts, invasions, occupations

what are three things that happen in wars?

>thinking its not war if congress decides its not.
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Is it true there are certain places you can't search in my car (assuming you have a warrant to search it) such as the trunk, or a locked lockbox in the trunk or something?
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>>683028124
Are you harsh to stupid teenages you find smoking weed?
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>>683028124
Let's say you come across two 18 year olds smoking a joint. How would you handle the situation?
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>>683039690
>thinking its not war if congress decides its not.

thats fucking exactly what it means you stupid sack of shit
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>>683039494
>troll harder
fuck off
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>>683039614
its sad you think this. the way you see the world in such broad generalities. i bet if you lost a bit of weight you could join the air force
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>>683028124
Alright Op

Have you ever broken the law while on duty? If so what did you do?
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>>683028124
Fellow leo here. What city do you patrol?
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>>683039614
>only veterans who were drafted deserve a fucking thing
do you realize the majority of the wwii vets who's dick you've been sucking this whole time joined voluntarily? it was called patriotism back then. so by your logic since they weren't drafted they don't deserve shit?

this is how fucking stupid you are.
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>>683038200
When stupid influenceable children started using this site. And started spewing shit they learned from reddit. Twice as many white people die to a cops hands. And that's good. They're getting rid of worthless shits to society.
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>>683028124
Cops are tramps.
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>>683039874
>people fight and die in war. when two armies clash it is a war.

you wouldnt know that though. sitting on your couch all day
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>>683039911
>troll harder
>implying igaf what you do
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>>683040163
he learned everything he knows from the history channel and CoD
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>>683039690
what the fuck is up with all the fucking retards. yea that's exactly what it means. did you not graduate high school? hell i'm pretty sure they even teach that shit in middle school. i would say just quit while you're ahead but jesus christ...
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>>683032981
>what would you do if a man in a wheel chair punched you in the face and kept trying to hit you over and over again and youre a police officer?

Yeah, punching a cripple in his face again and again and again is a reasonable response to this. Kill yourself, human scum.

Jesus what a fucking degenerate. And I thought that the "the police is just full of inbread overacting faggots that get a hard on when they are able to abuse their power" thing was a meme. Thanks for proving that you indeed are powerhungry abusive faggots.
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>>683040091
earth to soldier retard

I dont NEED to join the military. what dont you get?

>broad generalities

lmao right its broad to claim that the us army is full of the shit crop of society and undesirables even though its true
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>>683040420
>still replying
>implies giving a fuck
>implying
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>>683039472
Ha! I work with crazy ppl, I get assaulted all the time but I have enough sense to be non violent especially to handicapped or mentally handicapped. I pride myself on finding out ways to avoid that type of think. Did he have a weapon? Were you so much of a pussy that you were scared a guy with no legs could beat your ass? Maybe you could work on restraint cause the ppl you're arresting and fighting with are certainly assholes, they don't have restraint, that's your job, what you're supposed to be trained for. Next time some dick is fucking around with your duties as a police officer, upholding the law, keeping the peace, and protecting and serving and all that shit, be smarter the the suspect. Beat the fuck out of him if he tries to kill you, like a real threat. But for fucks sake, beating on someone cause they didn't "listen" to you or just resisting is a show of excessive force only done by fatheaded cops who think they can do anything they want as long as they can write a good report.
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>>683038200
On 10/29/04 at 19:58
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>>683040427
>learned
kek. homeboy is a fucking ra-tard
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>>683028124
Why you shoot me? I dindu nuffin
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>>683040163
nigger are you fucking stupid?

WWII vets didnt have a choice...do your own research into the number of soldiers before the draft, during, and after 80% of our military force was drafted thus making them entirely entitled
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>>683036018
no
diff depts/states diff codes

we use a mix of plain language and 10 codes

>>683036218
ny. yea, hope a few get hit by a car

>>683036762
not really, but im well versed in law. they would not get the better of me. if i have a legal right to do something, im going to do it. if i dont, i wont be engaging them to begin with.

>>683036939
lol ive realized

>>683037648
lel a vegan

>>683038003
id stop them, check their license, if its clean, my actions would be based on their attitude. if everything is fine, no damage done, no one really in danger....then goodbye

>>683038045
yeayaa

>>683038060
1. no
2. nothing, comply with our lawful orders, your fear is unreasonable
3. its "martial law" you idiot, and that is when the military takes over...so police have nothing to do with that.
4. you shoot to end the threat as fast as possible in a scenario where someone is in eminent danger of being killed or seriously injured. it is not worth the risk to shoot someone in the leg (which is still a good chance to be deadly) and then HOPE they give up afterwards and possibly get killed because they are still just as dangerous.
handguns have no stopping power. you shoot until the person is no longer a threat, which means they are incapacitated generally. you call for EMS right after you secure the scene. never about killing, always about ending the threat.
high stress situation, likely never shot at a person or been in a gun battle before. you shoot at the largest object, because its the most likely to hit. center mass. and you lay rounds down until the threat is over. you can unload a magazine in a second or 2 often times.

5. in order for you to lawfully make a citizens arrest, you need to be 100% correct about me violating the law. what if you attempted to arrest me for running a red light, meanwhile i was responding to a call and actually legally allowed to go through that light?
now you are just attempting to kidnap me.
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>>683040542
>PLZ RESPOND
read: dnt respond
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>>683040484
so simply because a group of people told you it wasnt a war even though people died and fought. you still think it wasnt a war. even though there were bombs and tanks and shit it wasnt a war.
>you're a special kinda sheep
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Do you have a job and what do you do?
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So OP is no longer answering questions and this thread has deteriorated into arguing and dicksizing? Why am I not surprised...
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I'm gonna start slanging drugs soon.

Don't worry I'll have a gun too
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>>683038129
glock 22 4th gen. and ruger lcp as a back up

off duty i carry depending on what im wearing. either an lcp, m&p shield, or a sig m11-a1
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>>683028124
have u ever turned a blind eye to fellow officers planting evidence? im from new york and even my mother worries about me being stopped by police and taken in on false evidence
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>>683028124
My phone got stolen. You can't help me get it back or track it?
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i have a buddy who became a cop...he's racist as fuck but actually plays by the rules and it kills him...are there more like him?
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>>683040542
but you wanted too thats the only thing that explains why ou're so but hurt about a bunch of people who fight and die simply because they were told too. unless a soldier fucked your mom or raped you.
the air force requirements wouldnt even be that hard. you could work a desk job and instead of simply telling all vets to die like a child you could maybe help change the system.
or you wont and will just continue to be sad.

also were is that proof of you saying shit like this irl to vets?
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>>683028124
My name is Tyrone
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>>683028124
How much do cops hate pot? Do they still hate it even if its legal in their area and will they fuck you if they catch you with a little where it's not legal or give you a break?
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>>683041297
Not OP, but no cop would ever waste their time. They might pretend to "look into it," but you'll never get your phone back.
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>>683040594
have you seen some wheelchair bound motherfuckers/ they have huge fucking arms.
and it doesnt matter i dont care if he was handicapped black white or a woman if you attack me while doing my job you ill go down
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>>683041712
FUCK. well, thanks anyways
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>>683041533
what the fuck is this shit?

this isnt oprah nigger, gtfo with this shit dr. phil
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>>683040802
yea you dumbfuck because after pearl harbor they had to throttle enlistment in order to make sure each branch got adequate numbers and to control the influx of recruits. so many men wanted to join they had to switch to the draft purely for logistical reasons. hell even if that 80% was correct, which it's not, the other 20% don't deserve shit?
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>>683040802
>not knowing what patriotism feels like

sounds about right.
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>>683028124
Why aren't you doing your part in helping the less fortunate?
You have the internet, you have a brain, and you have the ability to read, learn, and increase your intelligence.
You can benefit yourself while benefiting others in the world.

Humans are social creatures.
Humans benefit from each other.

The misfortune of others in turn causes us misfortune.

The more people there are to contribute to the world, the more we as individuals benefit.

We wouldn't have 4chan if it wasn't for other people.
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