Who is your favorite GOT character and why?
He paid the price for his arrogance and is the wiser for it.
Dick game so good, the whore house didn't let him pay. Loyal, and badass fighter.
She has more wits than every other character combined. (Except Little Finger)
game recognizes game, fam
(i was going to!) forgot pic
not knowledgeable / not book smart
but it's not uncommon in their world plus he was previously analphabet.
that nigga sure works hard (like me)
>"There has never lived a more loyal squire."
*drop manly tears*
won my vote with
"why are all the gods such vicious cunts"
"where are the gods of tits and wine"
If you aren't posting theories about how Sandor Clegane is the gravedigger and that you are getting hyped for clegane bowl then why are you even watching the show?
yup, she's more badass than every rappers alive today
that'ts besides the point
tv show doesn't count
turns out there WAS a maester hiding behind that rock =P
>i know the Quite Isle, chill out nerds
>tfw his name itself has dubs
Stannis of the fucking Mannis. Why? Because he's just the most badass.
kind of an asshole but easily the most moral/badass character
Stan the Man is also one of my other favorites, the only person that I would be happy with being king other than Tyrion. I was pissed when the show bastardized him into some retard that would burn his daughter
They should team up to make a healthy, well balanced meal.
No fucking question about it. What will he do now?
Retake the North with an army of wildmen and ally himself with his half sister Daenerys Targaryen to secure the kingdoms and fight the white walkers.
Sad to see him go.
also The hound and Bronn plus Littlefinger
Tyrion lannister, because nothing is better than a midget who everybody hates, is filthy rich and free, and hates everyone.
He will sit on the Iron Throne.
>And Khalessi will sit on his dick!
LOVE YOU, GUYS!
>blue eyed stannis
that's cuz they are two big jews
also add Jorah and Jaime plus Jon snow and Edmund Giants bane i like a lot of the characters
all those wasted dragon eggs ='(
He fucks his sister, the dream of all the anons of /b
I went from hating the red woman to feeling sorry for her. I think she is a child of the forest who left.
who was evil meme mans 20 good men?
Dangerous choice of cosplay
>as a couple you look like you have an incest fetish
>as brother/sister you look like you want to fuck
someone thinks that's a win, so...
BUT, it looks great, so good job.
Lord Ramsay, he wins wins wins. Can kill anyone with his 20 good men. What a shame stark supporters poisoned roose on the loose. ALL HAIL WARDEN IN THE NORTH.
Bronn and Tyrion make a terrific combo, but Varys is the realest G. Aligned only to the good of the realm.
I like the fugly one. She looks like the sloth from the goonies, so you know she's gonna grow up to be a bad-ass.
And just think, it'll all come to nothing. Aegon is gonna take King's Landing and get immolated as the Chekhov's Wildfire Caches finally go off, either by Cersei or Daenerys' dragons.
They need to make a series were this crazy fuck goes nuts and takes down the Targaryens. There would be less magic but more fighting.
This fucking man right here. Definitely should have taken over the throne. I mean, this man literally killed off an entire house and it's lineage just because they were claiming they were wealthier. Laid waste to an entire region, and had a badass fucking song written about the whole ordeal.
>Say that again you cunt and we'll see what happens
Not my favorite, but Euron Greyjoy's intro was nice
Honestly like Ramsay, don't get all the hate.
Funny, smart, cunning, just the right amount of sadistic.
May I present to you,
SER FUCKING BARRISTAN SELMY
Greatest swordsman in all of Westeros
and too much of a moral coward to stop Aerys II from burning innocent people or to stand up for Ned and the King's Will, but once Joffrey fires him, oh, that's the final straw. Terrible human being
if by moral you mean "the very definition of Chaotic Neutral" then that's true
i really like him too, maybe even a little more than Tyrion, also a highly CN character
Someone I an really relate to.
Her bmi is 18.9. Below 20 is underweight. She a skinny bitch
Dumbass writers in the series didn't know how to handle such a badass character, so they had to write him off. Bitches.
really? No one has mentioned the king of the North yet?
Hodor is the horse
...that's what also gave him his giant floppy wiener
>Murdering thousands of brave, heroic men fighting for the true King so your inbred bastard nephew who who murders people and is generally an insane moron can stay on the throne
Another one says the underweight threshold starts at 18.5
And murdering tens of thousands of innocent, righteous men to do so, and helping Joffrey remain on the throne. Tyrion is a piece of shit. If he wanted to save Jaime, Tommen, and Myrcella, he should have taken them and fled across the Narrow Sea
with your dick right?
thats how it makes me feel
they are worthless jews and didn't want to pay this season's salary for the sublime Stephen Dillane
same thing for lack of Stoneheart
and (kinda) Dorne going to total shit
Or instead of mindless sticking to the first page you looked at, you could accept the actual medical consensus. Here's another, the CDC, 18.5 is the lower cutoff.
Balon Greyjoy was such a retard in this series. He seriously should've allied with the Starks during the war of the five kings and attacked the Westerlands instead. He would've had them distracted while he pillaged their Lannister gold and took control of their more valuable land.
Instead he's so assblasted over getting BTFO by the Baratheons and Starks during his rebellion that he insists on taking over useless tundra just to get revenge, and he doesn't make any alliances, so he just gets BTFO again.
I'm glad he got thrown off a bridge at his retardedly constructed castle.
dude, fuckin Renly loved Ned, and asked him for his support, but Ned refused. Which explained why he left in the night while the lannisters sacked the stark men at kings landing.
Textual evidence or GTFO
Renly is shit btw, proved in his preparations to fight Stannis that he doesn't listen to expert advisors like Randyll Tarly, proved he was incompetent when as Master of Laws he allowed the Goldcloaks to become hopelessly corrupted
It still is and always was Joffrey. The fuck b this is some basic shit.
Her gaining 15-20lbs wouldn't make her a fatty. It would put her close to the perfect bmi you fuckin cunt. If normal is 20-25 wouldn't 22.5 be better than 18.5? Seems logical to me
...You know too much about this
All of you are wrong, the Mountain is my hero.
So your saying the most healthy weight is just above 18.5 bmi but as soon as you drop below it you are considered unhealthy? So litteraly unless you have an exact 18.6 bmi you are unhealthy
i love it
yes, but it's besides the point
the books encourage critical thinking by having air-tight plots that unravel with awesome (and/or surprising) payouts while clues and misinformation surface little by little
the show has lost that completely
its plots are plain idiotic and whimsical
no amount of boobage can make me forgive that
can you give an example of the difference in plot between books and show that demonstrates the point about "critical thinking"
ive read the books but only seen a smattering of episodes of the show, there were some differences, usually simplifications of some sort, nothing too crazy
Gotta love him for sticking it to, and in all the fucking characters I hate.
And just as likely he's just some Lysene valyrian looking baby varys and illyrio stole.
0% chance he's Aegon VI though, the Mountain killed that bitch, this Aegon is 100% the Mummer's Dragon
the foreshadowing is clearly that Rhaegar and Ned stark's sister conceived a child and ned took an oath to hide this from robert baratheon lest he find and kill the little targaryen
the child became jon snow
it could be misdirection and jon snow isnt a targaryen but there is certainly no other scenario in which jon ends up a targaryen, he is either rhaegar and whatshername stark's son or he is actually a bastard
There are a lot of very nice people on the show who didn't deserve what they got.
The butcher's boy the hound killed. Those two farmboys Theon killed. The two Lannister kids Robb's people killed. Robb's wife who only ever wanted to help people. Cersei's daughter. Shireen. List goes on and on.
> little finger giving away is wards
wtf is he doing in the show?!?!?!
if i hadn't read the books I thought he was an idiot
from the son's of the harpy to hyper-simplinfing Dany (no local politics n culture, no unravel of prophecies with flashback and foreshadowing, unsullied being whimps, no upcoming war with Qarth etc...)
Sam meets Bran n co somehow tells Jon, who doesn't tell anyone else (Stannis in particular) and goes on as if he never knew (cuz the show runner realized they dun goofed there)
> Dornish master plan
i get paid $120 an hour, so imma stop writing before i start charging you
oh wow, thank you! i didn't noticed
>omw to copyright that
i think that poster is actually speculating that perhaps dany isnt actually the mad kings daughter but rhaegar's daughter with lyana, twin to jon
i havent really considered that possibility but it doesnt really fit with what we know about the targaryen's defeat, dany was already born if i recall correctly
my favourite character, shame he doesn't get more screen time
yes, but the child could be Dany (remember how protective was Ned of her in S01?)
or there could have been twins
or either Dany/Jon were born elsewhere, but Rhaegar stove them away in the tower of joy
yes, as far as we know
but it's uncertain
Rhaegar/Varys may have swapped babes
new born swapping is oh so common in the story
>we'll see Sunday w/ that million dollar flashback