Who is your favorite GOT character and why?
Theon.
He paid the price for his arrogance and is the wiser for it.
If buy wiser you mean mentally destroyed then okay. Still a cool character though
>>683027510
Reek
Losing your dick would do that to a man
>>683027777
Quads of truth
>>683027510
>Ser Davos Seaworth
my life parallels his
he's the voice of reason to King Stannis
he's a badass all around
>>683027777
HOLY SHIT
>>683027777
REEEK SPEEEEKS!
>>683028063
Post pic of maimed hand plz
Dick game so good, the whore house didn't let him pay. Loyal, and badass fighter.
More fingers more problems
Littlefinger
Olenna Tyrell
She has more wits than every other character combined. (Except Little Finger)
>>683027510
Wyman Manderly, because fuck the Freys.
>>683028160
*fist bump*
game recognizes game, fam
</sarcasm>
>>683028063
>>683028185
>>683028490
(i was going to!) forgot pic
>any flaws?
not knowledgeable / not book smart
but it's not uncommon in their world plus he was previously analphabet.
that nigga sure works hard (like me)
>>683028342
>"There has never lived a more loyal squire."
*drop manly tears*
>>683028542
>who is Tyrion
>who is Varys
Nice try idiot
won my vote with
"why are all the gods such vicious cunts"
"where are the gods of tits and wine"
If you aren't posting theories about how Sandor Clegane is the gravedigger and that you are getting hyped for clegane bowl then why are you even watching the show?
>>683029003
you never saw the hound die
hope he didnt
>>683028875
Tyrion and Varys let Daenerys' ENTIRE FLEET be burned to ash.
Nice try idiot
The Hound
I like the giant. I hope he stays around.
>>683028542
yup, she's more badass than every rappers alive today
>>683028875
that'ts besides the point
>>683029203
tv show doesn't count
>>683029003
>>683029188
>>683029241
turns out there WAS a maester hiding behind that rock =P
>i know the Quite Isle, chill out nerds
>>683029388
>wun wun
>gets dubs
>tfw his name itself has dubs
>>683027510
Davos because onions
>>683027510
Stannis of the fucking Mannis. Why? Because he's just the most badass.
Woodrow Wilson.
He was a Stable Boy back then.
>>683029618
>>683027510
kind of an asshole but easily the most moral/badass character
>>683029188
Stan the Man is also one of my other favorites, the only person that I would be happy with being king other than Tyrion. I was pissed when the show bastardized him into some retard that would burn his daughter
>>683029618
I hate that the show completely fucked up his story line in the last two seasons.
>But hey, now we get pirates so it's k?
>>683027510
*reek
>>683027510
>wiser
>dickless mind- broken man who can't fight or lead
>>683027510
Davos seaworth Roose and Arya
>>683029585
They should team up to make a healthy, well balanced meal.
No fucking question about it. What will he do now?
Retake the North with an army of wildmen and ally himself with his half sister Daenerys Targaryen to secure the kingdoms and fight the white walkers.
>>683030238
Aryas story on the show has gotten kind of boring imo and doesnt feel like its going anywhere
>>683028971
>i drink and i know things
Jaqen H'Ghar
>>683030329
Daenerys would be his aunt
>>683030329
Well remember the oath for the watch is only until death so he's free to do whatever now
>>683027510
Varys, because of his ability to learn and know the goingons of the Seven Kingdoms. Also smart enough not to get himself killed.
>>683030238
I bet the two of them have scissored
>>683030624
Sad to see him go.
>>683030238
also The hound and Bronn plus Littlefinger
Tyrion lannister, because nothing is better than a midget who everybody hates, is filthy rich and free, and hates everyone.
>>683030572
I don't think he's going to abandon the watch through. Only the ones who stabbed him are really against him.
>>683030755
i hope they have
>>683030891
still holding onto hope that hes not dead, body hasnt been shown yet
He will sit on the Iron Throne.
>And Khalessi will sit on his dick!
>>683031057
D&D hate his guts. Sadly they've basically killed him offscreen and not given him the badass death he rightfully should have had.
>>683030305
The redwynes can provide the wine
A nigger never pays his debts
>>683028063
>>683028490
>>683028741
>>683029585
>>683029618
>>683029693
>>683030891
>>683030624
LOVE YOU, GUYS!
>>683031057
>blue eyed stannis
>>683031336
that's cuz they are two big jews
>>683030238
also add Jorah and Jaime plus Jon snow and Edmund Giants bane i like a lot of the characters
>>683031336
Why are they so retarded?
>>683027510
>>683027970
>>683028040
>>683028160
>>683028490
>>683028700
>>683031590
all those wasted dragon eggs ='(
He fucks his sister, the dream of all the anons of /b
Love this guy, so strong, but fragile
>>683031590
*tormund
>>683031975
Yeah, but he only has one hand to fap to traps and rule 34. How is he going to spice up his love life if he can't switch hands?
I went from hating the red woman to feeling sorry for her. I think she is a child of the forest who left.
In the book? Jamie
In the show? Bronn
She is badass
>>683031975
>>683034297
want moar?
>>683032616
>>683034331
i like her
>>683030493
Who ?
>>683036019
no one
>>683027510
>>683027970
>>683034846
>>683031975
>>683034297
>>683034846
>>683036155 check 'em
>>683031975
>>683034297
>>683036108
who was evil meme mans 20 good men?
>>683036155
>>683036155
>>683036316
Dangerous choice of cosplay
>as a couple you look like you have an incest fetish
>as brother/sister you look like you want to fuck
someone thinks that's a win, so...
BUT, it looks great, so good job.
Lord Ramsay, he wins wins wins. Can kill anyone with his 20 good men. What a shame stark supporters poisoned roose on the loose. ALL HAIL WARDEN IN THE NORTH.
>>683033538
nope but thx for playing
>>683036536
God, I hate that fuck. Cannot wait till he is butchered.
>>683036019
^^^exactly, it is my favorite character!
>>683027777
>if buy wiser you mean
>if buy wiser
>buy wiser
>buy
>>683037125
he killed the roose
I 2nd Wyman Manderly fuck the freys
Stannis, cause I'm not a fucking traitor piece of shit
>>683030493
I thought a man was no one?
>>683036979
Hope you enjoy when Stannis feeds the Bastard to his own dogs in the TWOW, or when Jon chops off his head in about 6 episodes on the show.
Margaery Tyrell, mostly because boobs.
>>683037712
If there's justice Theon will be the one to kill him.
>>683036594
word up
>>683036899
check 'em
>>683037712
nah stannis is going down same as the show -sir dyke, no way roose is letting him near winterfel he's fucked doesn't even have the red lady
>>683037918
>thinking her boobs are any good
>>683036979
>>683036536
>>683028493
>>683030238
>>683031036
>>683038030
Theon will be winning in a duel with ramsey and then jon will run up and stabb ramsey in the back
>>683037918
these boobs are terrible
>>683038153
Read the Mannisfesto my good man, Stannis is winning this shit and taking Winterfell, then dying in a last stand against the Others when the Wall falls
>>683029794
i like this dude
>>683038388
This nigga gets it
>>683038388
I like her, but her tits need some filler. They're pancakes
See Jon Connington and Aegon Targaryen VI.
>>683029794
Very much this
>>683027777
Damn quads speak divine wisdom
>>683031853
DABID
BADPUSSY BADPUSSY
>>683038542
You're wrong but I think I prefer your version
>>683039094
He's still gonna burn Shireen though, last ditch effort to save the world with the White Walkers besieging him, won't do anything, dies fighting
>>683038388
League of Disappointing Titties
i like the midget.
best character
I present to you Lord Victarion Greyjoy.
>>683039041
>>683033806
Bronn and Tyrion make a terrific combo, but Varys is the realest G. Aligned only to the good of the realm.
>>683027510
I like the fugly one. She looks like the sloth from the goonies, so you know she's gonna grow up to be a bad-ass.
>>683035165
Is that Brienne?
This cocky fuck needs to come back in the show.
>>683029794
He's not that moral.... I mean he's a mercenary. He'll kill for whoever pays the most.
>>683039576
And just think, it'll all come to nothing. Aegon is gonna take King's Landing and get immolated as the Chekhov's Wildfire Caches finally go off, either by Cersei or Daenerys' dragons.
>>683039728
yes
>>683030329
he's dying next episode. ollie's gonna shank him again.
The MOTHER FUCKING MAN.
Too bad he died a potato
>>683039938
worst theory ever
Ygritte because she was best girl
>>683039938
Nah, Olly is gonna get fucked by Wun-Wun and literally split in half
>>683030329
How did straight blades leave a crescent shaped wound?
>>683040177
>the mass murdering horse rapist
Mirri Maz Duur was a hero.
This motherfucker.
>>683027510
U mean you like him cause he's a cuck?
They need to make a series were this crazy fuck goes nuts and takes down the Targaryens. There would be less magic but more fighting.
>>683040193
holy fuck she looks terrible....i always thought she was cute, but if that picture is any indication, the makeup department did a HELL of a job
>>683040591
I think you have impossibly high standards.
>>683037712
Nigga it's game of motherfucking thrones. Good guys never win. Vilans never lose.
This fucking man right here. Definitely should have taken over the throne. I mean, this man literally killed off an entire house and it's lineage just because they were claiming they were wealthier. Laid waste to an entire region, and had a badass fucking song written about the whole ordeal.
>>683040591
>Say that again you cunt and we'll see what happens
>>683036979
fucking hate this nigger.
but got mad respects for him.
dude is fucking crazy as shit. cant wait to see him die but will be sad hes gone
>>683028342
TriPod the HotRod God
>>683027510
Not my favorite, but Euron Greyjoy's intro was nice
>>683040947
You have to admit when she was gettin that pussy ate by Jon she looked like a fuckin skeleton. Bitch needs a fuckin Big Mac
>>683040591
Ok bud
>>683031975
i quite liked the development he undergoes after losing his hand in the books, stops being such a wanker, starts acting like the kings guard he was supposed to be
>>683040901
is he wearing a hunger games pin?
the fuck?
Honestly like Ramsay, don't get all the hate.
Funny, smart, cunning, just the right amount of sadistic.
>>683030493
Sexy Jesus!
May I present to you,
SER FUCKING BARRISTAN SELMY
Greatest swordsman in all of Westeros
>>683028342
plus his coat looks exactly like the studded leather vest menu graphic from Diablo 2
>>683041204
your view of bodies has been warped by how fat everyone is today, she's 5'6" 117 lbs, healthy weight range
![latest[5].png](https://i.imgur.com/9KYPGTl.png "latest[5].png")
>>683041264
Hand of the king retard
i dont remember why the little boxtroll arya is blind. i dont really care about her story but it seems "important"
someone remind me?
>>683029618
Yeah stannis was pretty badass, his music was great too.
Blackwater was good
That shit with the wildlings was grerat
Was actually a decent character til the end
>>683041514
and too much of a moral coward to stop Aerys II from burning innocent people or to stand up for Ned and the King's Will, but once Joffrey fires him, oh, that's the final straw. Terrible human being
>>683041719
She gets blinded as punishment for taking the pedo's life. She didn't have permission to do that.
>>683029794
if by moral you mean "the very definition of Chaotic Neutral" then that's true
i really like him too, maybe even a little more than Tyrion, also a highly CN character
>>683041514
>got stabbed by some piss poor beggars with masks
>>683041952
>>683041952
yeah i remember now thanks.
i thought she fell to her death or something like that?
>>683032154
>>683030891
>>683030493
>>683029794
>>683036536
Stannis, Jaquen, Bron, The Hound, Ramsay.
Love em all
fuck the king
>>683042070
what if i told you that was jaqen wearing a face
here's what happens...that robocop guy defeats the dragons via head to wall smashing and some how wins the throne.
Hodor
>>683042179
What if I told you he's dead and you should probably accept it by now
>>683041438
Agreed. Plus he's a good bet because the bad guys never die.
>>683042070
bob ross was a good fighter
>>683042179
That's a weird way of spelling Benjen.
>>683041514
he's a coward he should have stood up for ned all he really cared for was himself
>>683028971
>>683041627
topkek
This kid.
Someone I an really relate to.
>>683041627
>NO GOLD
>>683041550
Her bmi is 18.9. Below 20 is underweight. She a skinny bitch
>>683041627
NO GOLD
>>683042450
kek
>>683042363
Euron Greyjoy
>>683041978
Dumbass writers in the series didn't know how to handle such a badass character, so they had to write him off. Bitches.
really? No one has mentioned the king of the North yet?
>underated badass
>>683042263
Hodor is the horse
...that's what also gave him his giant floppy wiener
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
>>683042662
Rash, not too bright in the long run. Decent character overall tho.
>>683042363
>Murdering thousands of brave, heroic men fighting for the true King so your inbred bastard nephew who who murders people and is generally an insane moron can stay on the throne
>Awesome
>>683042070
his hair was greasier than Joffrey's cunt
>>683042179
nope
>>683042275 >>683042313
baitu desu
>>683042662
He was blinded by honor and that caused him to be stupid enough to get killed.
>>683042731
kek
>>683040260
Jet fuel cant melt steel
>>683042516
Another one says the underweight threshold starts at 18.5
>>683042827
Not bait, dubs of truth
>>683042516
Underweight is below 18.5, not 20
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
"Underweight = <18.5"
>>683042809
he was saving himself his brother and tommen and his niece
How did they manage to fuck the Mannis?
>>683042662
Should have sided with Stannis, the war would have been won then
>>683042999
trips have spoekn
>>683042741
Before I started watching GoT I saw this South Park episode and though it was actually like that, with all the wieners.
>>683043097
Stannis wasn't willing to side with him
>>683043097
War would have been won if Stannis didn't piss off the Tyrells
>>683040260
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>683027510
My favorite in the books is Arya, I don't like her as much in the show though, something about Maisie's face just makes me want to punch it.
>>683043132
Double truth
>>683043029
And murdering tens of thousands of innocent, righteous men to do so, and helping Joffrey remain on the throne. Tyrion is a piece of shit. If he wanted to save Jaime, Tommen, and Myrcella, he should have taken them and fled across the Narrow Sea
>>683043192
If Robb gave his crown and bent the knee to the person his FUCKIN FATHER DIED FOR, it would have ended just fine for the starks.
>>683043013
>>683042976
We'll agree to disagree. The first place I clicked said 20 and I'm sticking to it.
>>683043263
with your dick right?
thats how it makes me feel
>>683041514
Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman
>>683043392
Rob was too proud to bend the knee
>>683043192
Because Robb declared himself King, yes. He should have bent the knee, like Ned would have wanted.
>>683043392
>Father died for stannis
Dude wrong baratheon
>>683043462
Then why's he dead, eh m8?
>>683043477
And what happens to things that don't bend?
>>683043087
they are worthless jews and didn't want to pay this season's salary for the sublime Stephen Dillane
same thing for lack of Stoneheart
and (kinda) Dorne going to total shit
>>683043652
they rbake
>>683043652
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>>683034331
i have the tallest crush on brienne
>>683043393
Or instead of mindless sticking to the first page you looked at, you could accept the actual medical consensus. Here's another, the CDC, 18.5 is the lower cutoff.
http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/index.html
>>683043138
i wish!
Balon Greyjoy was such a retard in this series. He seriously should've allied with the Starks during the war of the five kings and attacked the Westerlands instead. He would've had them distracted while he pillaged their Lannister gold and took control of their more valuable land.
Instead he's so assblasted over getting BTFO by the Baratheons and Starks during his rebellion that he insists on taking over useless tundra just to get revenge, and he doesn't make any alliances, so he just gets BTFO again.
I'm glad he got thrown off a bridge at his retardedly constructed castle.
>>683043513
"Stannis Baratheon is Robert's true heir. The throne is his by right." - Ned Stark
>>683043851
topkek, this is true though.
>>683043548
Selmy is dead too and GRRM has said the Dayne would beat Selmy with Dawn
>>683028342
No contest. Pod is number 1 in all of GoT. He will win the game of thrones. Pod is the only man I intend to bend the knee to. House Payne!
>>683043956
But he knew Stannis was a religious nut, he preferred Renly overall
>>683043851
Balon Greyjoy is dumber than Hodor.
>>683043813
Fuck yo empirical evidence. That bitch is skinny af. And even if the cup of is 18.5 she only .4 away from that. The bitch takes a nice shit and she drops down to 18.5
>>683043851
b-but muh i-iron price
>>683044064
dude, fuckin Renly loved Ned, and asked him for his support, but Ned refused. Which explained why he left in the night while the lannisters sacked the stark men at kings landing.
>>683030238
There are like 3 different pictures showing sansa grabbing arya's tits.
>>683040338
sisterfucker*
>>683044064
Textual evidence or GTFO
Renly is shit btw, proved in his preparations to fight Stannis that he doesn't listen to expert advisors like Randyll Tarly, proved he was incompetent when as Master of Laws he allowed the Goldcloaks to become hopelessly corrupted
>>683038232
underrated post
>>683029003
Bugger the King.
>>683044100
Enjoy fucking fatties m8
i dont understand those faggots in that one city that keep saying "im nobody"
who is a girl? "nobody"
whats the point of all that?
>>683029693
This made me laugh way too much
>>683039418
You know he's a true descendant of the first men because he's holding Wuuthrad.
tyrion, jahn snuh, brienne, in that order.
ramsay is a fucking dickmouth, but one of the best i've ever seen.
It still is and always was Joffrey. The fuck b this is some basic shit.
>>683044399
Healthy at any weight.
>>683044559
fuck the king
>>683027510
Because he represents all of /b
>>683041204
She played a wildling... they don't have the greatest forms of nourishment out there m8.
>>683044570
You will note that those men are wildly below 18.5 BMI
>>683039468
>The actress is 18
Who wouldn't want to fuck that tight 18 year old bad pussy?
>>683044399
Her gaining 15-20lbs wouldn't make her a fatty. It would put her close to the perfect bmi you fuckin cunt. If normal is 20-25 wouldn't 22.5 be better than 18.5? Seems logical to me
>>683044559
ultimate faggot, died like a bitch cradled by his aunt-mommy
>>683037301
RESPECT THE TRIPS
>>683027510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2OEHLUtnr0
>>683044700
I'm not saying she didn't rock that roll. I'm saying she is skin and bones.
>>683040218
>goosh goosh
>>683031228
which anime is this?
>>683044837
Quite the opposite, caloric restriction, as long as you stay above minimum BMI, makes you live longer on average
Shireen baratheon
Cute as fuck, and had she survived I bet shed be a cute waifu
Drogo cus hes a badass mother fucker
![tumblr_m106j2HFYb1qhjbxeo1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tG6AfO2.gif "tumblr_m106j2HFYb1qhjbxeo1_250[1].gif")
>>683040901
>>683045335
RIP the one true heir to the one true king, who heroically gave her life to give the Army of the Mannis a chance to bring down some Bolton scum with them
>>683045470
>the mass murdering horse rapist
>>683030572
Good point
>>683030495
...You know too much about this
>>683042263
Hodor
All of you are wrong, the Mountain is my hero.
>>683045197
So your saying the most healthy weight is just above 18.5 bmi but as soon as you drop below it you are considered unhealthy? So litteraly unless you have an exact 18.6 bmi you are unhealthy
>>683045543
Stannis's wife was such a crazy bitch. Keeping her stillborns in jars and shit.
>>683045520
...well ...fucking ...played
>>683044647
i love it
>>683044834
yes, but it's besides the point
the books encourage critical thinking by having air-tight plots that unravel with awesome (and/or surprising) payouts while clues and misinformation surface little by little
the show has lost that completely
its plots are plain idiotic and whimsical
no amount of boobage can make me forgive that
>>683045470
>badass
>so pussywhipped he allowed his wife to let a witch kill him
>>683042439
Ned is ded
>>683030329
>his half sister Daenerys Targaryen
What?
book spoilers?
>>683046018
Zed is dead baby
>>683038780
Actually, he is a Dark Fire bastard, It's possible Aegon is Illyrio and Serra's son.
>>683046018
No
he warged into Ser Illyn Payne and has been undercover since
>>683046058
It's a theory not confirmed in the books. And nigga wrong. They would be cousins not siblings.
>>683045784
can you give an example of the difference in plot between books and show that demonstrates the point about "critical thinking"
ive read the books but only seen a smattering of episodes of the show, there were some differences, usually simplifications of some sort, nothing too crazy
Gotta love him for sticking it to, and in all the fucking characters I hate.
>>683046125
*Blackfyre
And just as likely he's just some Lysene valyrian looking baby varys and illyrio stole.
0% chance he's Aegon VI though, the Mountain killed that bitch, this Aegon is 100% the Mummer's Dragon
>>683040393
I second that emotion!
>>683046058
speculation
Dany is either Jon's twin sis R+L=J&D,
step sis R+L=D,
or somewhat related in an unexpected way ?+?=D
>>683028063
>>683046286
not cousins either, they would be aunt and nephew right?
danyeris is the little sister of rhaegar, whereas jon would be rhaegar's son
>>683045543
Shireen was the nicest character in the show, she didn't deserve what she got
>>683045967
it wasnt the witch that killed him you dumb nigger, he got an infection from the sword he walked into
>>683046468
the foreshadowing is clearly that Rhaegar and Ned stark's sister conceived a child and ned took an oath to hide this from robert baratheon lest he find and kill the little targaryen
the child became jon snow
it could be misdirection and jon snow isnt a targaryen but there is certainly no other scenario in which jon ends up a targaryen, he is either rhaegar and whatshername stark's son or he is actually a bastard
>>683038388
I wouldn't say terrible
small, yes but decent shape, good nips
>>683046539
No greater honor than to die to help someone kill Boltons
>>683046468
Dany was the mad kings youngest daughter right? And rhaegar is her older brother. So if r+L=J was true wouldn't that make Dani his aunt
>>683046957
Nigga please,
She was the nicest, the cutest, the most strong willed chara her on the show, and the sacrifice amounted to nothing.
>>683046539
There are a lot of very nice people on the show who didn't deserve what they got.
The butcher's boy the hound killed. Those two farmboys Theon killed. The two Lannister kids Robb's people killed. Robb's wife who only ever wanted to help people. Cersei's daughter. Shireen. List goes on and on.
>>683046522
Yea. You're right.
>>683046361
> little finger giving away is wards
wtf is he doing in the show?!?!?!
if i hadn't read the books I thought he was an idiot
>Slaver's bay
from the son's of the harpy to hyper-simplinfing Dany (no local politics n culture, no unravel of prophecies with flashback and foreshadowing, unsullied being whimps, no upcoming war with Qarth etc...)
>the wall
Sam meets Bran n co somehow tells Jon, who doesn't tell anyone else (Stannis in particular) and goes on as if he never knew (cuz the show runner realized they dun goofed there)
> Dornish master plan
'nuff said
i get paid $120 an hour, so imma stop writing before i start charging you
sigh
>>683047174
Do you think Jon Snow would've been able to be revived if Shireen had not been sacrificed?
What in the fuck is got?
>>683046473
oh wow, thank you! i didn't noticed
>omw to copyright that
>>683047286
Rip dornish master plan. That shit got thrown out the window by those fucking sand whores everyone hates.
>>683046655
kek, and also check'em
>>683046963
i think that poster is actually speculating that perhaps dany isnt actually the mad kings daughter but rhaegar's daughter with lyana, twin to jon
i havent really considered that possibility but it doesnt really fit with what we know about the targaryen's defeat, dany was already born if i recall correctly
>>683047174
More Boltons died because of it than would have died if Stannis' Army had remained trapped in the snow and starved. It was worth it
>>683027510
my favourite character, shame he doesn't get more screen time
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>>683046676
faggot should've invoke the dark arts
>>683046852
yes, but the child could be Dany (remember how protective was Ned of her in S01?)
or there could have been twins
or either Dany/Jon were born elsewhere, but Rhaegar stove them away in the tower of joy
>>683046963
yes, as far as we know
but it's uncertain
Rhaegar/Varys may have swapped babes
new born swapping is oh so common in the story
anyway
>we'll see Sunday w/ that million dollar flashback
