Hey /b/. Super oldfag here. Havent been on /b/ in few years. Have things changed?
Pre 2009 oldfags only.
You missed Gigi Puddi..and possibly Unicorn Harmony
All I see these days are: Pics you saved blah blah blah, more porn, shit grade threads
Saw the gary shit the other day, not that... that WAS 4chan. RIP to the times OP was almost always chill af
moot sold 4chan
He probably would of kept it if things turned out differently.
basically the testes required remova due to cancer and now /b/ is a eunuch
it didnt work because the cancer spread before treatment.
brain tumor, unfortunately
It's been fucking cancer for years now. It's honestly sad what it's turned into. The influx of faggots and memelords or whatever the fuck they like calling themselves, has destroyed one of the last places on the internet that wasn't fucking dogshit.
i already dug into my old chan folder and require no assistance
Most of us, who were doing it for the lulz have moved on from this site.
But some still pop in occasionally to laugh. Not with you guys, no. We're laughing AT you.
We're laughing at you because you're all weak minded fools that we moulded, manipulated and took advantage of over the years. And not only did we get our kicks from trolling autistic faggots and doing raids, we got our kicks from you idiots because there are people here who have been consumed by the ideologies of this site and are left as bitter empty shells compared to what they used to be.
Project Chanology was a hoot. Even more so when people actually started to take it seriously. The idea of convincing sperglords to go out in public wearing masks all for a stupid cause was funny as fuck at the time. We trolled the internet that bad, it ended up leaking into the real world.
Those that chose to stick with it are probably laughing even harder now because they're the ones directing the new anons to all their little protests, all their "cyber warfare" against ISIS. It's funny because here we are sitting behind a computer while activist idiots go out and make fools of themselves, getting arrested etc.
Long story short, you've all been had. And the beauty of it is that no one will accept that and just dismiss this post as a troll post, still content with the bullshit that we spoonfed you.
the real anonymous has no face because the real anonymous never eaves the basement
> just a mega fuck ton shittier
Fixed that for you newfriend.
06fag here. How you roody poos doing? Anybody from the year over 9000! and later is a cancerous newfag.
/b/ isn't as /b/ as /b/ once was. Nobody triforces. There's no roody poos. Nobody knows Jessy slaughter (sp). It's really just boring now and I find like 4 or 5 good threads on a good day
back in my day, degenerate internet bs meant something.
Instead of OC and CP we're under constant attack from 10 year olds posting bananas, traps, ponys/furfags, and whatever current "meme" is flooding /b/ (that stupid frog and now that sumo fruit shit).
welcome to face/b/ook. led by reddit and followed by tumblr.
I wish hey would bring back the penis and vagina filters
it's been neutered. 4chan used to be really edgy; now it's just people trying to be edgy but actually playing it pretty safe. part of that is leadership change, part of it is people who came here because of the place's reputation and try to live up to the old days but simply aren't as courageous or depraved.
Lul Jessy slaughter....
Anyone have the highschool prank thread??? Crane on a crane with a crane thing?... I need to see it once more before I cry myself to sleep tonight.
Basically instead of discussion there's just the same threads over and over again curated to keep /b/ from being itself with the help of modfags who use JIDF tactics to hide threads which could be worthwhile.
>the faggot population of summer fags, 9fags, and actuall fags is out of control.
> No more twitch raid Thursdays/Tuesdays anymore.
>No more of those gay Euro circle cams where Eurofags fuck around, also no more live camera stuff in general.
>4chan was outsourced to the Japanese as usual with US companies
>so much shit has changed and I only go only go on here every few days/weeks now.
>pre 2007 fag >>gofuckyourself
There's been an influx of retarded bigots who actually believe in the shit theyre posting, not just doing it for the lulz. A lot more military people. An infatuation with traps. Furries are tolerated. No CP...ever. Memes are shit. But Cringe threads exist which are pretty cool. Nobody does anything thats really genuinely funny. Prank bro's have pretty much ruined pranking in any sense or form. The idea of doing things for teh lulz just isnt here anymore.
its gone gay as shit. both literally and figuratively. all porn is either traps or runs the risk of being surprise scat, so theres the literal.
figuratively, while /b was always full of imbeciles, you used to be able to hold a half decent conversation about drugs or politics or philosophy and you could guarantee the input of at least a few cool people. you could also start threads about truly random topics (ex: show me a picture of your favorite coffe mug and we'll critique) and make a fun night of it. these days any serious discuss becomes a spiderman thread filled with actual nazis who only want to say the word fag as many times as they can before bed, and any thread that isnt porn, copypasta, or whatever has taken the place of ponies of recent is ignored.
honestly, i think the only thing that held /b/ together was moot ocassionally blasting ro-ro or censoring words at random.
4chan died over 4 years ago.
I was on smoke break and this young faggot goes "hey anon have you heard of 4chan, its this thing in facebook with all these memes..."
I stopped listening and walked away.
originalfag here, 4chan used to be alright, but now it is, and forever will be shit because of all these fucking people who think they're edgy. The banana is cancer, and most new memes are fucking trash, and soon, people are going to start using even worse shit for memes, which is why i just want to end it all.
Where are all the sarin gas threads? The System 32 threads? The putting grenades in toilets threads?
Now it's just "faces of /b/ (wtf)", "Rekt threads" and "Creep shots (im actually ok with this one".
Genuinely as an on/off /b/ user, it just seems to have gotten progressively worse on here, and not in a good way.
I forgot about that.
These threads are kind of depressing. This place still has (maybe, as long as it's still anonymous. This owner is freaking me out a tad) the same quality that it used to.
Anonymous and without rules.
So... really, whether it's good or bad is based on the community.
Hive mind is dying though. I've noticed that. More trap threads. Haven't seen a caturday thread in a while. OC is still pretty hard to come by. Infographic threads are gone. Anons who deliver are far and in between (still?).
Old jokes aren't good because they're old and new ones aren't good because they're new. The banana shit is annoying. It's like bad pop song that everyone seems to like, but grates your brain.
im kind of tempted to start posting those shitty "victorian style" memes all the basic bitches on facebook use. they're honestly less annoying that what passes for humor around here, and thats saying something.
Basically, if we want This place to be good, we need to bring oc back into this place.
We actually produced thought and content at one point. Now we just repost the same shit... over and over and over and over. Copypasta is taken seriously, miss don't regulate spam, shot just isn't cool anymore.
Id care more, but I've got rl to deal with, so I'll happily birch about this. But maybe one day a group of newfags will shed their cancer and actually add to /b/ instead of leech from it.
2006 here, fuck yes.
It's gotten... not better, but tamer?
also what the fuck have I been doing for the last 10 or so years
>tfw remember trying to browse over fucking AOL dialup back when I first came here
>tfw every other day, I wouldn't be able to come on because my IP was banned because most AOL users are the fucking worst (it'd always be shit like CP)
the day I finally got DSL was majestic, sometime in 2007
Still in it for the lulz.
From the first time my friends older brother showed me this on his dial up pentium pc I keep getting drawn back every couple months. See how the hate machine has evolved.
Hey I have a question. I tried to start a dick flashing thread filled with images, and a long written on strategy and code on how to flash your dick without getting in trouble, and the thread is usually banned within 10 minutes.
What the fuck is up with that? Are the new mods part of the PC culture? I actually wrote out something long and intricate about the sick fetish I have, and my sexual deviancy. Isn't that what 4Chan's about? Sick fucks like me writing about their deranged fetishes? Why the fuck is my thread removed so quickly?
I mean the Loli thread and Dick Rate threads are up for hours sometimes. Is this what /b/ has become?? LOLI AND DICK RATINGS WHAT THE FUCKMAN
This guy deserves all the upboats, "1st rule" 10/10 oldfag meme.
It's dead. It has turned into reddit. Although /b/ was never good, it is particular shit now.
I stop in from time to time to see if I an catch a rare gem but it's a no go. It's literally the exact same threads with the exact same pictures over and over and over. Any clever bullshit has died.
if you want the horrible truth its this as much as you may not want to accept it. /b/ killed itself by driving away almost everyone with a shred of moral decency. its not that /b/ was ever more per-say, but it sometimes did things that werent objectively awful.
eventually though the standard became to mock and degrade anyome who suggested anything less offensive than "rape is the greatest and we should murder niggers"
at that point the pendulum swung too far to the dark side for a large portion of the old user base and they left. that just meant things spiraled further into left field. eventua'ly the reputation it picked up wasnt just anarchy, it was honest bigotry coupled with memes. to a 15 year old that sounds edgy. so all the 15 year olds who wanted to try their hand at casual hatred flooded the board claiming to be oldfags.
eventually there was nobody left to correct them and they began telling people /b/ had always been a shithole rather than the essentially galactic bazaar of the internet it once was. from there nothing could be done to stop further degradation.
lesson being, sometimes you need a white knight or two to remind children theres such a thing as a moral grey area, and that grey area is fum to play in.
whats to read again you retard, 2009 is what i'm pointing out, you fucking ignorant cuck
It's the degradation of all society. No matter what form you choose, it starts out pure and over generations it decays.
What made it good and different becomes the focus, and well, too much of good thing is bad. Having a realist perspective turned into being an edgelord. Calling someone in their bullshit became memes and trolling.
Anoniminouty doesn't mean you aren't acountable for your thoughts. Man up for what you say and think. Use your brain niggers.
This. We need a crystals thread or some shit to kill off a couple idiots.
Probably would be way easier to convince people to do it now seeing as the average newfag found out about this site through facebook or reddit or whatever cancerous flavor-of-the-month site normalfags go to.
God damn all you fags saying /b/ turned to shit are idiots
/b/ was always 95% shit and 5% win
Yall forgetting how literally every thread on saturdays was just straight cats and child porn?
Or the endless monotony of spam bots
Yall saying its shit like it wasn't before
You Dense Mother Fuckers Can't Be this Stupid?????
if it gives any indication of how far /b has fallen... about three or four years ago I gave an honest explanation of how mushrooms affected me in a related thread. someone replied thanking me, saying they hadnt seen anyone give actual advice in at least two years.
that was the last thread I ever saw on a serious topic.
Honestly being featured in the news didn't help. It brought along people who just wanted to try and start something "epic" instead of just letting it happen.
At this point nothing will change. This was the one place where everyone was equal, everyone was a nigger faggot shit. Now it's tumblr. Everyone is an elitist prick.
Superoldfag here. /b/ is almost strictly about homosexuals & bananas now. YLYL threads are 40% screenshots of shit from at least five years ago when /b/ was (not) good and bananas. All other threads on the board are about little boys dressed like girls and the faggots that want to fuck them.
came here first in early 2005 shit was all nigger stole my bike YTMND and jean luc picard. place was always raw still it had a sense of perverse justice despite a penchant for dark indulgence in the forbidden. I had rl shit to do and vegged out on some games long term but have always checked back in periodically. now its all bullshit social justice and honeypot threads monitered by LE with admin help. the freedom that made this place what it was is gone cuz like dude said the internet changed they all sold out to the man and you are at risk to post here with anything outside the box so it is what it is. every now and agian a bit pokes back thru but its quickly crushed. RIP 4 chan of old it will never be the same because its now controlled there is no freedom here. I am old now too so fuck it. was cool to have been around for some free expression hope theres a new venue for it or we're all fucked so come on kids invent the new freedom of expression place and defend it with your life.
Didn't want to get into semantics but you're clearly an autist so I'll help you.
>Hey /b/. Super oldfag here. Havent been on /b/ in few years. Have things changed?
>Pre 2009 oldfags only.
"Super oldfag here" =/= Pre 2009 oldfag
OP might be saying he has been around since the inception of 4chan, you're putting 1 + 1 together and coming up with 3. You're implying that OP is from '09 and that he thinks that is "super oldfag" - sit the fuck down.
Yes. /b/ used to literally kill and hospitalize people. That and no one would EVER show their face.
I guess that's the natural order. Young people take over and change everything.
There's nothing we can do to stop or slow it.
newfags over here
This is stupid as fuck.
I'm from 2005 and consider myself a newfag
Fuck off all of you normies, half of you weren't even in grade school when I first started coming here REEEEEEEEEEEE
>/b/ used to literally kill and hospitalize people.
Just last year someone strangled their girlfriend and posted with time stamp.
That's not what made /b/ better then it was now.
This is now a cancer thread, fuck off you nostalgic oldfags! This isn't your place anymore.
Nono not someone who would do something and post it here.
I mean the people coming looking for advice and get suggestions that would harm the person.
Unfortunately, people caught on and whitknighted the whole gag.
>people report cp now and claim everyone who likes it is disgusting
>people dont enforce the "tits or gtfo" rule and when you do they try to make up a bunch of bullshit about "it only applies to attention whores" "it only applies when they are asking us for something" then they call YOU a newfag.
Unfortunately this little kid is right.
Now add to the conversation, you fuck.
There was some up a few weeks ago, everyone was just too stupid to notice because it was a fucking hook up thread. Instead of paying attention to the op picture of a little girl sucking a dick, they were too busy posting their area code to notice.
let's do our best
how high can dell jack up its pr
>Moot takes Google's hot cum now.
>Most of 4chan save for /b/ and /pol/ is Reddit now.
>Jim Profit is actually an agent now and shadows around from time to time. You see him only shit-post sometimes as if collecting data and testing responses rather than doing it for attention.
The weird turned pro man. That's what happened.
>there is always some faggots screaming for mods
I think the hardest part is that when you try to point out that people are being newfags/white knights they come back with shit like: hurr durr itz nut wite niteing, pedos r gross, onli nufags call otha ppl nufags etc. its like they genuinely have deluded themselves into thinking they arent the cancer of this site
everytime i see anyone like that I report there post even though I know it wont do shit, just hoping that maybe one day just one person might actually get b& and I will make /b/ just a slightly better place
a big part of the flood of cancer was that newfags thought it was "cool" to be on in the first place. A new edgy untapped market that surely needed their personal input to everything. They didn't come in and listen, they just started shitposting
I hardly think most of /b/ is interested in girls sucking a dick when they spend all their time posting "boypussy". How that shit went from a joke to becoming essentially the main part of /b/ is fucking beyond me.
you forgot the coupon threads oldfriend... coupon threads where the shit.
>implying either of you faggots has been here for as long as I have
pic related,im the one who kept shitting on the wall
you're fucking cancer.
yeah I still wonder who figured it all out to begin with to be honest, and brought it to /b/.
>2 years ago.
I can confirm that's bullshit because one of my ex's and I use to start that shit on here we even proved/got like 5 FREE PSN cards from walmart as proof of concept. that was 5 years ago now.
>2 years ago
sorry you don't got Canadian tire in kangaroo land.
fucking hate this cat.
The mods now are fucking dumb cunt dork... don't even know what thread should be banned or deleted...all I see was the ylyl banana (it's not funny anymore so move on ppl who's still doing that), the fucking roll dubs, trips, what to do and /b/tards always end up being trolled as always... btw the hunger games thread quite entertaining tho
>supported by nearly every cultural evolution in history
The conversation isn't even about why /b/ sucks on a philosophical level. The point was that this shit stays the same unless we do something about it. You are /b/. Every post you do or do not post, is /b/.
We shape what this place looks like.
So far, you've added shitposting. So, true to form, I guess.
Candlejack. Candlejack. Candlejack.
This shit hasn't been funny in 12 fucking years.
Eat shit and die you fa
Its mainly the mods fault, I mean why does /b/ need a 24/7 service of /fur/ threads? Seriously BAN THAT SHIT FUCKING RETARDS.
>5 years ago with my ex girlfriend.
god damn, how new are you that you cannot read? I haven't even posted when I came to this shit-hole on here. because it doesn't fucking matter. I could of been here for the last 10 years. or last 10 minutes. ain't no way to prove it, any faggot can google "4chan memes" and pick some old dried up cum stained shitpost from the glory days and post it.
also fuck that cat still.
ITT: you youngsters just don't understand!
>base self worth on amount of time spent lurking
>newfags are debaucherous, but not as debaucherous as we were back in MY day
>scream at internet newcrop to stay off my /b/ lawn
no, thats a red queen
also, oh my shitlords people! something just crashed in the winter closet in my house nobody ever goes in! nobody has been in there in weeks! what the fuck! i am not opening that door!
>implying I can't have been here before IDs were a thing just because I like IDs
>implying I would ever be a cancerous tripfag
>implying you aren't a cancerous newfag
>implying I'm not an oldfag
An hero, faggot.
We now have this meme where someone posts this one girl in pink underwear with a stoic expression and then us new oldfags respond by saying "too soon". It really drives the newfags crazy! I'm telling you- it's the new fingerbox
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