Waifu claiming thread.
>Everybody Loves Tsuyu Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of you're waifu
>talk shit about other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Frog legs are NOT on the menu
>Tsuyu claimed
Dio-sama...
Miho claimed
Hello.
>>683022417
Play with me while i sleep
Good night waifus
>>683022417
Thank you for the thread frogo
>>683022023
Oh hey same height, hell yeah, and youre my favorite mage!
>>683022068
Wear me like an eyepatch? Go for it I will protect his eyes, your eyes, everyones eyes. I am the best eyepatch!
We do all love Tsuyu <3
Rikka claimed
>>683022417
>Shizuru
Obligatory claim.
>>683022417
For an odd reason, Tsuyu reminded me of that frog girl in a popular doujin I've read. I can't remember her name, but she looked perfectly human at a glance. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>683022607
Hey there Miho, what's up?
Still here, though I might leave soon
hey you sexy motherfuckers
>>683022782
Well I did see a fish woman with a hand pussy if that helps you.
Yuno claim
>>683022650
Can do!
>>683022716
No problem <3
>>683022721
It's my favorite magical girl!
>>683022735
Sp00k
>>683022782
I'unno but hello qt <3
>>683022534
Super bad luck
Dad is 6' and my mom is 5'5"
I swear I remember when I was like 11 my mom took me to my pediatrician and she said I'm supposed to be 6'6" but I find that really hard to believe
>>683022782
Hero academia or something
>>683021735
Playing csgo I see and yes it did
>>683022068
I dunno
>>683022311
I'm down
>>683022812
Dream of some cute boys Fran <3
>Tsuyu
>>683022862
Not too bad youself, wanna meet sometime?
Should I stay or should I go?
>>683022782
Haven't a clue
>Shizuru
Jenny claim
>internet keeps dropping 100k
>>683023122
Stay with me..
>>683022804
Nothing much.
Hey is that show your waifu's from gory? Cause im looking for stuff to watch and i don't like gore.
>>683023122
Gtfo fggggt
Best mage claimed~
>Kagami is toptier qt
>going to bed
>>683022721
Rikka is best eye patch confirmed
>>683023122
You're poplar, Galko.
Stay, please.
>>683023125
Oh yeah, that's the girl I'm talking about. Good on you, anon.
I like it when characters share visual similarities at times.
>>683022883
Goddamn it
I read that one before you posted to be honest, and a bunch of other monster girl stuff
Shame there isn't much monster boy stuff
>>683022896
Haven't seen you in a while, though that the former assassins finally did their job
>>683023095
I will, but that will be a bit before I go to bed
Hint, it might be hand
>>683023214
No, Madoka Magica is not gory, but it does have some dark imagery at times. I do not think any blood is actually shown though.
>>683022804
My ambitions as an artist have no limits.
>>683023301
They're the same character.
>>683023122
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here until the end of time
>>683023192
<3
>>683023253
Hi Ruri. I'll do that.
>>683023239
Oh shit
>>683023483
>>683023462
Oh, duh. Looked pretty deceptive to me. My bad.
>>683023507
Galky <3
>Tsuyu
>>683023301
They're the same girl, they're from boku no hero academia
>>683023480
SUUUU GUD M9
>>683023324
You were not kidding when you said you brought the big guns, still not enough to stop me
>>683022417
kagami claimed
>>683023301
you're interesting.
What's your story anon?
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Hugs: 31
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 74
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 72
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 3
>>683023492
Mugi gets it.
>>683023623
Hey there Tsuyu.
>>683023477
Ok
>>683023044
Meet and fuck lol
I made a b8 thread. Mind posting in it to make it look authentic?
>>683023507
WADDUP YOU SHENIQUA NIGGA POS!
>>683023777
Trips confirms
>>683022991
Hey best frog!
>>683022782
Ive read alot of doujin and I have yet to cross that one.
>>683023242
Thank you megumin, have a good sleep see you tomorrow!
>>683023477
>>683023214
There's blood, but it's in very few scenes.
I would recommend the watch tho, but I "might" be biased.
>>683023793
Link it fag
>>683023755
I'm gonna hug you
>>683023777
>meet and fuck
Great minds think alike.
>>683023828
Ronald get out of here, you're only suposed to be here when the lewd hamburger craving bunny anon is here.
>>683023777
is this happening???? lol
>>683023714
I'm not exactly sure what would you like me to talk about my story. Mind enlightening me?
>>683023652
Thanks.
>>683023913
It looked pretty good to me. Cute girl, by the way.
>>683023936
"Might" (soviet bias confirmed?)
QOTT: how tall are you?
5'8
>>683023968
Go ahead.
>>683023777
What if I don't want to fuck?
>>683024161
No choice with me Galky
>>683024150
5'7
>>683024150
6'2.
Shorties everywhere.
>>683024150
5'9
>Eagerly wanting to hear Mikan's answer
>>683024150
5'9, but it's +/- 2 inches lol
>>683024150
I bet everyone ITT is taller than me.
>>683024090
I only know because I saw the few episodes of its new anime.
>>683024150
Didn't verify in years but I'm a little bit taller than a guy who claimed to be 6 feet tall so I'll just say I'm 6 feet
>>683024261
I have time to grow nigga
>>683024150
5'10"
>>683023587
Hero costume vs school uniform
>>683023660
What did they do this time?
>>683023742
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>>683024161
Why wouldn't you?
>>683024090
i'm a 21 year old virgin dishwasher living in squaller. I shitpost here daily. Yourself?
>>683024150
6'2"-6'3"
>everyone knows but whatever
>>683024235
Have fun holding me down manlet.
>kidding
5'3... kill me
>>683024425
>that's just one
>>683024150
6'5
>>683023901
>>683024000
>>683024040
lol
>>683023936
ok
>>683024161
Film
>>683024150
5'7
>>683024460
I love a good challenge
Hello everyone, what's poppin?
>>683024150
6'1
>Best idol claimed
I was right.
>>683024469
you're not alone here.
>not me though 5 10'
>>683024675
yo
>>683024150
So far, I am the midget of this thred.... kek
>>683024469
So tiny!
>>683024150
6' here
>>683024542
Damn it!
>>683024278
I bet you are tall in other places <3
>>683024675
apparently a "meet and greet" of sorts, except skipping the greeting kek
>>683024425
They brought giant maces
>Those shockwaves
>>683024675
I'm ight, how are ya?
>tfw my trips never get noticed
>>683024675
Cherries..
>>683024150
I'm about 5'8 too, but it's been a really long time since I measured my height, so it's not really clear yet.
>>683024441
I'm 18, and I'm also a virgin. I lurk not too often, and shitpost even less often.
>>683024543
>6'5
Damn son.
>>683024425
Good question.
>>683024650
';^)
>>683024675
Hey there Maki.
>>683022417
>>683024722
You're pretty short bunny anon
>>683024090
I should look it up then. Thank you! Yours is super cool looking!
>>683024150
5'10 right here
>>683024793
Happy trips m8! Want a cooke? :D
>>683024722
>filename
Lol
>>683024738
Sorry, if i just counted each time the word rattle was used, that count would skyrocket.
>Rattle rattle
claim'd
>>683024543
>6'5
>
>>683024854
',:)
>>683024862
What are you fucking gay?
>>683024914
>his smile and optimism.....gone
>>683023660
OH ITS YOU
>>683024793
i got quads last thread
>1 reply
>>683024849
interesting, going to college?
i'm in animal science currently
>>683024978
yes thank you
>>683024971
Thanks. I also love me some motherly features.
>>683024854
>>683025030
Yeah im fucking tall.
Doing a Rory cosplay in DS3, what would make more sense as primary weapon: Black Knight Glaive, Gundyr's Halberd, or Black Knight Greataxe?
>>683024150
5'7"
>>683024150
5'
>>683025132
>quads get
>1 reply
im sorry
>>683024150
5'10". Shorter than I thought. Still a skelly though.
Rory claimed.
>>683024719
>you're not alone here.
Oh, really?
Why do you think so?
>>683024995
Fair enough
>>683024675
Caps
>>683024854
So, orgy then?
>>683025178
New midget found!
See ya
>>683024736
>>683025178
OUTMATCHED
>>683025072
Oh god it's you
>>683025254
YOU look at >>683025173
>>683025152
6'5.. you are legit 1'2" taller than me.. HOOOOLLLLLYYYYY
>>683025173
Also
This makes me wet.
You must screenshot yourself now.
>Rory-sama
>>683025132
I'm mostly leaning towards no, because I mind about my family. Kindof a poorfag.
>>683025178
5 FOOT? NIGGA HOW DO LIVE WITH YOURSELF KNOWING YOURE A FUCKING MIDGET?
kek im just joking though
>>683025152
Nice.
>>683025352
Maybe...
>>683025352
See you later, Fran. Sleep warm and well.
>>683025178
YESS, THANK YOU! I AM FINALLY TALLER THAN SOME ONE!
>>683025364
that hurts yuno..
>>683025360
EH not sure because im a femanon, so if the other shorto is a dude then they still the smallest
>>683025352
tru
>>683025270
just a hunch
>>683024373
But you're a qt
Least any of you aint my grandma she's 4'9
>>683025352
Farewell
>>683025425
ah i grew up in poverty
how poor we talking?
>>683025152
U scary miho
>>683025533
cuz im a grill, don't need to be tall like all yall wit that third leg
>my height doesn't really get judged
>feels good man
womyn are more concerned with weight
>>683025254
Death Senpai!
How are you?
>>683025639
You have cooties!
>>683025750
Mine is 4'5".
>>683024719
Yo-Yo
>>683024787
kek sounds interesting.
>>683024788
Not bad, hot as hell though.
>>683024813
:^)
>>683024854
Hello Galko, what's up?
>>683025352
Finally have a use for this gif.
See ya around.
>>683025750
>4'9
A brave leprechaun.
>>683025385
Don't laugh, it's really REALLY hard to make a cute female face in the ds3 character creator. And I know the clothes don't make sense, I just started about 20 minutes ago, it'll get there though.
>Barry
>>683025145
Very motherly, jesus christ! I got nothin here...
>>683025853
ahh ok
that makes a LOT more sense
>>683025877
I've been tested, no cooties here yuno
>i will fucking rape you
>>683024150
Like 5'10'' I think.
>>683025913
I'm so sorry.
I hate myself and everything else, should I take this LSD to escape for a while?
>>683025639
>femanon
>ruins my dreams of being taller
>>683026219
Nope
>yuuko
>>683025907
Yes we are both beautiful
Other than that, no fan?
>>683026077
Bullshit! You're just saying that to lower my guard!
>>683025376
lol
>>683025536
>>683025807
I have meet people that tower over me before. This one guy was 7'4 i was looking up like wtf.
>>683025906
>>683025910
Old people are just short.
>>683024717
Who's right now?
>>683025913
>>683026213
Actually I'm not sorry.
>>683025750
My granny 4'5
>>683025907
;)
>>683025178
Wow that's adorable!
>>683025776
I don't know how much money my family has for spare, but I know for sure that most of it is important for taxes. That, and my family's pretty much stuck on low profit jobs, if I recall correctly. So, I can't really get myself any good games without several months inbetween the times I do. Not the best way to live, but certainly not the worst.
>>683025974
Flat and small-breasted girls have an advantage too, I'll give you that.
>>683026207
Hey cowbro.
>>683026219
Don't do it anon, it is not worth it.
>>683026219
no pleb, that'll 100% make shit worse
go fucking enjoy life, all suffering has a point and an end, there is always a reason why you suffer even if you never figure it out
>>683026207
Breast friend.
>>683025907
Not much, trying to get my computer to stop being shit so I don't have to post from my phone.
>>683026382
Shitposter would stay for only two more threads.
>>683026219
Only loser faggots need to escape reality.
Be a winner.
>>683024717
as always
>>683026442
ah, you're in a fine situation. Go hug your family.
>>683026378
Fucking tall people! Holy shit!
>>683022417
Faggots
>>683026513
Oh, well my joke fell flat.
Good call.
>>683025661
Don't do that..
>>683025722
>Says you
Get a load of this cutie.
>>683026378
Will I be 3'11 when I'm old? ;-;
>tfw youve wanked 3 times today but still horny
end my life
>>683026302
That's a yes. Anyways, it's too late, I've already taken it.
>>683026453
Maybe I'll freak out and accidentally kill myself.
>>683026465
I was enjoying life. Now I'm not.
>>683026551
I'm too weak, I'm too fragile, I need to get out.
>>683026435
i feel like im fat for my height though
im 128lbs
i probably should work out and shit but like... nah..
i have basically no tits and an OK ass
>hotaru
>>683026824
Then wank again, what's the fucking problem, asshole?
>Dio
>>683026717
You're fun sized
>yuuko
>>683026677
Hardly.
>>683026824
life happens, sounds like you got dat overactive libido kek
>kagami
Thirty minutes. Thirty minutes is all I have.
>>683026991
because my dick sore from doing it so much nigga
>>683027123
It only makes it better, cuntbag
>Dio
>>683027123
tine to whip out the lotion lol
>kagami
>>683026824
Don't be me and don't jack off with a knuckle cut down to the bone. But the cumming is big so....
>>683026940
Do you know your bmi?
Shinoa
>>683026313
kek can't deny that. There's a fan but it's not strong enough.
>>683026435
Damn that's the only one I know.
>>683026472
Good luck with that man, no one should have to face mobile.
>Maki
I saw a spooky video with some dolls... I won't be sleeping anytime soon
>Megumin
Brb guys, gonna go eat.
>Mami
>>683027303
yeah
last time i checked all that shit out it was like 22-23
AM I STILL CUTE AND FUCKABLE, PLEASE
>hotaru
>>683027425
rip in peace megumin's sleep
>kagami
>>683026442
And those would beeee??
>Rikka
>>683025863
I'm good, homie.
>>683025913
I wasn't laughing. I want this to work!
>>683027213
Nah bro. Coconut oil is the best. Holy damn that feel.
>>683027211
Dio being spicy with his hatred today.
>>683027425
Watch some Konosuba. Make you feel better. First 3 eps should do it.
>Rory
>>683027622
Two words for an example: Your waifu.
>Seaport Himebro
>>683027211
ok then
>>683027213
it seems so
>>683023600
>>683023600
>>683023600
No one linked the god damn thread, I was wondering why there were so many retards here.
>>683027310
Hm?
>>683027425
Island of the dolls is in Mexico
>>683027514
You said you were a femanon right? That's normal body fat
Shinoa
