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Rekt thread?

Rekt thread.
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>>683016351
Makes you wonder what he did.
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>>683016675
He was probably found guilty of being black
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>>683016351
>neworleans.webm
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>>683016955
you say that like its only a misdemeanor
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>>683016351
nigs gonna nig
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>>683017303
the fuck!? was that guy the seed police?
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>>683016675
Probably had sex with someone's sister, and whoever that guy was didn't approve. They live impulsively, like animals.
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>>683017473
ebola inc
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>>683016351
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>>683018300
>somanymolotovs.webm
checked
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>>683019647
Dude... walking away holding your hand to your neck, feeling all that hot blood flowing out of your throat... :o
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>>683019647
that's cold as fuck. Was he a hacker? Sauce
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>>683019647
Jesus, wtf!?
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>>683020126
I no has sauce... :'(
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>>683016351
Lurking... post more, faggot.
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>>683017303
his jimmies got rustled the hard way
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>>683017303
Kek
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>>683020126
looked like a slicer mayber stabber
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>>683016351
and they want $15 an hour....
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>>683020436
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>>683020430
i didnt know deer even ate birds
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>>683020537
gtfo, faggot
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>>683017473
Is this a ylyl thread?
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Anyone have that video of a fake terrorist who trains a suicide bird? And the suicide bird blows up?
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>>683017303
kek, this never gets old.
>pic unrelated
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>>683016351
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>>683020436 anon...
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>>683020537
fagg
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>>683020818
XD
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>>683017303
Yeah this is a confirmed hoax guys move along
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>>683020499
checked
why pay 'em when they dindu nuffin?
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>>683020818
that guy is like
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>>683019647
First to give me chills in a while
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>>683021126
forgot to include pic
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>>683020884
I keep watching this trying to feel bad for her but i can't

One less weak link in the genepool
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>>683021204
history?
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>>683020884
aw now that is unfortunate. Anything moving with big tires is a red flag for me though.
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>>683021204
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>>683021456
kek
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>>683021402
Nerve gas
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>>683021402
sulfur in loungh i guess.
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>>683021204
wtf...
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>>683021618
I haven't seen this one yet... 0.o
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>>683016675
He was charged with witchcraft.
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>>683021794
was this just a random act of violence or was there a reason?
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>>683020884
>waitforme.webm
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>>683021903
Shooter worked at the same news place, apparently the woman being shot ratted on him for something and got him fired.
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>>683021618
I don't think the water is helping.
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>>683021794
fucking christ...
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>>683022033
again. niggers. im so so tired of niggers.
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>>683022033
Niggers in a nutshell
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>>683022033
can we cage them?
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>>683017473
been keking for a solid 3 minutes now
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>>683022314
young nigger.
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fucking monkeys
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>>683022206
More and more proof... it really *is* ALWAYS niggers...
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>>683021624
>>683021570

oh my... poor guy.
thnks
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>>683022491
The symmetrical seated position of her flip, I can't help but kek
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>>683020537
Back to 9gag fuckface
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>>683017473
my fucking sides
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>>683022491
Did the guy he was talking to get his legs pinched by the car that rear ended them or did he manage to dip into the trunk fast enough?
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>>683016351
I love basketball.
Yay sports!
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>>683023319
What is it with people and j walking. I see it on a daily basis driving. Fucking retards.
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>>683023358
No more of this?
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>>683020884
i feel gulty to lauhg whit this
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>>683023319
How?
How could she be that fucking retarded?
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>>683016351
Thought black guys had big cock?

Meme. Busted.
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>>683023358
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>>683023358
Good on them. Those fucking wild pigs destroy everything.
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>>683023358
That was kinda awesome to watch
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>>683023552
>tfw one does it in a 50mph area right in front of you and you manage to slam on the brakes in time
>that look of utter disgust you get as they walk by
If I wouldn't be wrapped up in legal shit for the rest of my life I wouldn't have stopped.
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>>683017303
>keep chewing
kek

fuck off
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>>683016351
wait a minute! that black cock looks tiny. I think I've been lied to all this time...
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>>683018300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAllah ackbar
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>>683016351
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>>683023319
Always lose to this one
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>>683023994
fuck
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>>683024082
holy shit
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>>683021624
>>683021570

lol. he had an epileptic seizure. it wasn't nerve gas or breathing sulfur into his lungs. sometimes seizures can be triggered by starting into a flame or it could have been just a coincidence that the seizure occurred after he lit a match with his teeth.
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>>683024082
dat file name
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>>683024362
I'll save you some time. Don't bother watching.
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>>683020981
ot
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>>683024362
=
>>683021204
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>>683024865
This is why you never cross right behind someone
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>>683021204
>>683021204
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>>683021618
the lion stopped, then he pokes it in the face
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>>683025058
The second bitch falling always gets me
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>>683022314
Alpha af
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>>683023994
yoinks! that can happen? fuck that, my fat ass is going up stairs only from now on
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>>683025419
Nigga, we all know youre lying, you dont need to try to impress us.
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>>683016351
superlurk here, I am pleased. good rekt
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>>683024082
He was dead before his hat hit the ground, RIP potato chips
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>>683025595
those evil electric stairs
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>>683022033
Wild primates are a real problem in some areas.
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>>683025607
it's true. Im probably going to keep on risking elevators and escalators... I mean, it's not like I live in China for fucks sake.

case in point
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>>683022314

That kid got the moves, like Jagger!

Sorry for the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
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>>683024362
I just got done with my seizure, thanks. Dick.
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>>683021320
Wut
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>>683020430
vegetarian? MI ASS!
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>>683025419
it had nothing to do with his weight
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>>683026910
so you eat carrots with your ass, gay
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>>683022491
8.5/10 Nailed the flip, but missed the landing.
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>>683023358
I like how the gator seems to get what's going on and just goes with it.
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>>683017303
now whenever I see something lame on /b/ or something that pisses me off on /b/ I'm going to say "keep chewing". Anyone who asks me why I said that I will call a newfag. I've only been on this subchan for 4 months and I want W.T. Snacks back...
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>>683024082
what kind of machine is that?
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>>683023994
wtf even happened ?
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>>683027050
HEY EVERYONE! LETS THROW ROCKS AT A DEAD MAN! THATLL SHOW HIM!
maybe they shouldnt drop him on his head if they want the rocks to hurt
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>>683027404
killinator 3000
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>>683016351
Hahahaha what a SMALL black cock
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>>683027050

that actually looks like fun
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>>683025762
:*
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>>683023994
and that was the last time we saw him...
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>>683027533
wait, that lady is white. wtf is going on here? maybe this is eastern europe. I'm confused
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>>683027533

This always gets me
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>>683019898
>05
ikr? It's so sexy.
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>>683027899
sunglasses on the cop. he thought she was darker. It happens
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>>683027533
>topkek
stupid bitch
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>>683018300

nice filename, anon. 10/10
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>>683027050
this guys are sick...
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>>683021903

Nigger was holding the gun. You can figure out the rest.
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>>683027260
>I've only been on this subchan for 4 months
>subchan for 4 months
>subchan
>4 months
More like the past 4 hours, faggot. You're too young for this website.
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>>683024514
id be torn on Darwinism and being a moral human being seeing this
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>>683027050
Snackbarist killing homosexuals because of a book. Funny how these Snackbarists spend all their time wearing pyjamas and living in a cave with other dudes, kinda gay.
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>>683025058
Yep, just jolt her neck around a little bit. That'll help.
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>>683020884
You can tell she is fat i say good rid acne
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>>683027050
wow! new stuff?
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>>683020884

you can tell that's the first time the fat bitch has ever run
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>>683027899
she was out of the kitchen
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>>683027533
thats nice at least she wasn't pregnant or anything
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>>683028183
I don't really understand Isis's purposes...
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>>683022033
Yeah yeah, niggers will be niggers, but that one guy dancing was pretty funny.
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>>683028526

i will never watch boondock saints the same any more
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>>683022206
what are u gonna do about them? nothing at all right?
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>>683017473
Top..top fuckin kek.....the file name...my sides
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>>683028820
fake and gay

>from a movie edition
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>>683021903

basically what the anon said about her ratting on him.

his story was that she was a racist and got him fired because she didn't like his nigger ass. she was also married/engaged to a guy who worked there (i think the camera man, or a camera guy), so her happiness [at his expense] was a pretty strong motive too
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>>683028820
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>>683028432
Yeah, something written in a book is a lame excuse. We should do it just for the fun of it.
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>>683028628
nice shot tho
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>>683022314
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>>683029158
damn those guns and outfits are actually pretty cool
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>>683027050
Yeah, stone that dead guy.
Fucking sand niggers I swear to god, how can they do something as serious as killing a bunch of people and still manage to look so unthreatening, cringy and silly?
They seriously act like a bunch of manchildren.
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>>683029127
>>683022045

Thanks, /b/ros
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>>683022491
Teleborts.
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>>683027533
Dumb bitch had it coming.
>rush into crime scene like retard
>I'm woman
>I'm white
>surely I will not be touched
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>>683028381
That's almost comical. Too bad they don't have those ULTRA slow mo cameras.
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>>683026633
Lmao
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>>683029158
how did ISIS get a SBR AR-15 with out a license?
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>>683028381
Thats actually one of the fastest and less painfull ways to be executed.
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>>683028857
It doesn't matter anymore. Just a bunch of murderous, mentally ill radicals that need an excuse to kill something and say "God is great".
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>>683021794
How was she able to run away after being shot...? I see no smoke nor bullet wounds in the video nor news broadcast footage.
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>>683029732
ISIS executions are usually pretty humane, except for their burnings.
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>>683023358

i didn't notice the first time that someone is throwing the pig food. pretty nice throw that perfectly leads the pig into the gator's path
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>>683027260
>4 months
Try a decade, kiddo. And Snacks was kicked by Moot around 2005 or something, while Moot sold out to Hiroyuki Nishimura last year.

Now go to bed, kiddo. I'm coming by you house later to fuck your mom later.
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>>683029810
>being mentally ill makes you a radical...
WELCOME TO ISIS ANON!
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>>683028183
DAAAAMN
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superlurk here. enough of the shitty isis rekt. unless its in a weird way.
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>>683029849
>Hit in a non-vital area
>All you recognized was a gun was shot at you
>ohshitrun.jpg
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>>683030074
this.
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>>683025573
Russia is fucking autistic
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>>683029908
What I can't stand is the fucking retarded editing of this videos.
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>>683021903
No, the cameraman (who was also killed) filmed the shooter getting fired from the same station a year before. The reporter was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I saw the shooter anchor a few newscasts. He was not good. He was fired because he was becoming more of a psycho at work and was scaring everyone at the station.
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>>683030160
Retard probably thought the elevator was there lmao.
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>>683027495

is that how the standoff in oregon ended?

dude must have run out of snacks and fresh dildos
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>>683021204
epilepsy
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>>683020818
"here we gooooo!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>683030129
He seemed like a pretty damn good shot. The first shot seemed to hit her near the chest/neck...
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>>683028111

trips + great comment

severely underrated
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>>683030160
This reminds me of that video where the guy in the fat-scooter does the same thing
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>>683029397
and they come in real handy when a predator drone launches a hellfire missile up your ass
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>>683020884
she live? saw a twitch at the end.
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>>683025283
>black
>people
Pick one
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>>683018300
Holy fuck, soccer riots in the UK have become brutal as fuck
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>>683028432
newfag
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>>683028183
Thank you for beheading them quickly!
So tired of these fuckers cutting necks like a 6 year old cuts steak.
That's how you fucking do it!!!
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>>683018300
yemen idiot
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>>683030763
Who taught these faggots how to use det cord?
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>>683030693
Fairly sure she did, I had an image of the outcome but I can't find it now. It basically just splattered her thighs.
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>>683029675

if you step-click watch it, you can actually see his head start to take off, like a rocket
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>>683029908

and the drownings, and the hangings, and the crucifictions, and the lapidations...

>pretty humane

Son, what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>683022033
>how it starts
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>>683016955
Oh then it's justified
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>>683025573
Were they kill?
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>>683020430
wut....these niggas eat meat?
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>>683017473
video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
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>>683028347
Lel I love saying shit like this. That way I can see who the true neck beards are.
>>683029949
Holy shit look at you! You've been on this boring ass website for a decade? Wow. Most of you are the likes of Gary. Especially in this subchan. Keep chewing, fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs, and also realize that I am superior to you in every way.
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>>683030632
natural selection...
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>>683029397
Careful now, Mr FBI is watchin
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>>683021618

>dat one lion holding his pose
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>>683017303
Holy shit! That was surreal.
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>>683028628

i don't get the camera though... he keeps the reticle on the guy's head - he doesn't lead the target. i assume it's just a regular camera where they superimposed a scope display, but they did a shitty job by not leading the target
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>>683022033
I fucking hate niggers who do shit like this. One of those fucking monkeys started dancing while the poor girl got the shit kicked out of her, and everyone else just sat there and watched. Worse over, some nigger recorded it and out it on the internet. Fucking trash "humans"
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>>683026633
lel
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>>683029978
Okay.
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>>683027497
big metal bar hes holding gets jammed between the ceiling and the escalator as the stairs are moving up. immense force from the bar has nowhere to go but down and opens up the machinery for him to fall into. and the he died.
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I thought I said enough isis. are you that bad at rekt?
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>>683031398
The shot clearly comes from an entirely different angle.
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>>683031258
Yes and no
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/russia-zorb-death/
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>>683022033
build a boat and make the NWO pay for it.
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>>683031067
The CIA
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>>683030632
Thats actually sad. The way that other kid just walks up an stands there
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>>683021618
when the lion fucks off the one chink just keeps poking it so it attacks again fucking kek
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>>683031769
this...
makes sense
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>>683017473
dafuq that guy trying to steal that monkeys motorcylce
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>>683031827
pinged through electro magnetic signals communication to fire and did
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>>683031324
>damage control
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>>683030561
niggers ignite on contact with fuel... who would have thought?
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>>683031827
Fucking dirty cop just plugs him as he tries to climb out. No one else around, no one else knows. Never trust pigs.
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>>683031324
Just so you know, I'm superior to all of you in every way possible. If any of you faggot loving shitlords can tell me my first name, I'll give you 50 bucks. It ain't much, butt fuck it.
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>>683031398
Legit autist.
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>>683031324
the day you kill yourself dumb fuck boy bitch happy even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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>>683016351
How could they still be this prehistoric
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>>683031067
These guys have been in the war businnes for a long long time... probably amuricans tho.
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>>683032157
Is it Faggot?
Nigger?
Cuckhold?
I bet you're a lib
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>>683020133
lankets will never learn
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>>683032157
LET'S SPEND FRIDAY NIGHT ARGUING ABOUT WHO'S THE SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING IN A REKT THREAD ON /b/
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