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Hey, anons! Tonight, I am your bitch.

Dubs tell me what to do. I will
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>>683015947
>i will
I will do whatever you want. I am horny and bored :)
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shave your eyebrows
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>>683015947
Get off 4chan.
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Sharpie in pooper
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Slit wrist
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kill yourself
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Make bomb blow self up in nearest kindergarten
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eat a crayon
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shoot up a school
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tits or gtfo
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shave your eyebrows fag
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call your mom and tell her you're gay and just hang up
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y yall do dat? cracka ass bitch
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>>683015947
eat shit :D
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>>683017055
WINRAR
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>>683017055
Get it done
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>>683017055
Winrar
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>>683017122
Also Winrar
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>>683017055
>>683017122
>>683017133
>>683017099
Oh shit!
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>>683017122
AND ANOTHER ONE
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>>683017055
Shave em dood
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die
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>>683015947
Show your ass and cock little fag!
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>>683017055
>>683017122
shave eyebrows and eat shit
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>>683017055
OP won't deliver
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>>683017222
oooh
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>>683017222
TRIPS SPEAKS THE TRUTH
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>>683017268
go and fucking kill yourself you stupid nigger
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>>683017222
OP where u at
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eat a banana
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>>683017055
Eh
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>>683017351
naw yall trips aint shit u the 1s trippin bitch i got 99 i got them dubs yo 4 reel
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Superglue your anus shut
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>>683017055
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>>683017502
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking grammatically incorrect nigger
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OP will probably just be a fag and not do it
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>>683017444
Omg is this reality this is now a get thread
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>>683017502
are you metally chalenged ?
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OP IS FAG.
OP DID NOT DELIVER.
ABANDON THREAD
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FUCKING OP FAGGOT HURRY UP AND DELIVER
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OP is a faggot confirmed. This is now a get thread.
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op i'm giving you 5 minutes to deliver or i'm throwing my ravioli out the window
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>>683017055
better now
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>>683017982
don't do it anon
think about this
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Get out of b and go to sleep
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>>683018009
shave them completely fag
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>>683018009
fucking faggot shave them all off
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Bonus
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>>683018009
>You
sexy bitch. Much better. Twinkie
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>>683017982
Post result's
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>>683015947
Shave eyebrows
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>>683017982
NO PLEASE DON'T DO IT. YOU SICK FUCK DON'T DO IT.
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>>683018137
I never asked for that,(trigger warning: suicide) kill yourself
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>>683017982
seems I'm keeping my ravioli then, fucking op delivered
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>>683017122
you see any shit here?
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>>683018009
Shave your eyebrows completely off.
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>>683018137
OMFG. .... get a hedge trimmer beef squatch
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>>683018374
This
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>>683018137
We don't want this shit, nigger.
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>>683018298
>trigger warning
There are no fucking trigger warnings on /b/ newfag
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>shave pubes
>smoke them
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>>683017122
there's no shit
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>>683018137
Shave pubes and eat them.
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>>683018510
rolling
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Glowing vein's do it
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Shave your fucking eyebrows already
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if dubs, put toepick in big toe nail and kick wall
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>>683018674
re rolli
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>>683018674
Rolling for this shit
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>>683018655
Andddd thereeee weeee goooo
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>>683018655
Oh boi
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ask us to give you a streaming site where you'll suicide and survive
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>>683018755
Check'd
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>>683018655
I won't do this, cuz I like em
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>>683018674
You have a gifted mind also roll for this
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>>683018510
fucking this!!!
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shave all hair from your body.
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>>683018837
I don't. You're my bitch. Off with the eyebrows fag
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>>683018837
>Dubs tell me what to do. I will
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Convert to Islam.
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>>683015947
go do something else, you fairy
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>>683018900
winner!
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>>683018009
Shave them completely fag
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>>683018674
Op here. I didn't understand. Can you explain better?
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hey gais do u laik mai new hat
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Deliver
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>>683019066
You're fucked now, OP.
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>>683019008
He didn't get dubs you fag, shave your eyebrows off
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>>683019066
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>>683019008
Put something underneath your toenail, preferably sharp. Kick the wall with that toe.
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>>683019008
kick a wall with a toothpick in ur toenail
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>>683019234
rerolling
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>>683015947
Op is unreliable
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Read a book.
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>>683019133
See
>>683018755
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>>683019177

whop
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>>683019234
roll
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autofellate
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No eyebrowns
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>>683019333
nice trips anon
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>>683019379
Nice try faggot
Deliver already.
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>>683019361
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>>683019379
Faggot. Just abandon thread
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>>683019379
now do the rest of the dubs
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>>683019177
shit, anon
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>>683019379
Pussy.
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OP here
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>>683019661
Op stop an just kys
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>>683019533
What should I deliver?

I am your bitch. But there's some stuff I can't do.
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Abandon thread.
OP is faggot.
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>>683019588
Do this
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>>683019836
Ops a self centered ass Munch
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>>683017455
I'm sorry. No bananas here.
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>>683019836
Oh yeah
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Sage this faggot thread
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/thread
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Lick your dirty shoes
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>>683019588
you are our bitch, right op?
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>>683018900
pubes here
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>>683020825
show bare soles
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>>683020803
Yes. But I won't do stupid stuff.

Let's have fun here...
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>>683020825
Good, now roll it up and smoke that shit
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kill your self
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>>683020803
Yes, anon.

Keep asking.
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>>683020825
Write on a piece of paper "I love you marcus, and I want your BBC in my throat"
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Turn off computer and go to bed.
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>>683021090
here
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>>683021382
show bare soles nigga!
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Show us your ass
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I want to see ur hard cock
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>>683021821
hard cock
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>>683015947
Shave your fucking eye brows off!!!
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>>683021949
Reroll
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>>683021669
>>683021821
>>683021905
That'd be nice, anons!
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>>683022055
dubs says do it!
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ITT: Faggots
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>>683021821
Rolling for this
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>>683022015
>>683021949
Fuck you guys

do not touch em, i like my eyebrows

!
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eat a chloride tablet and drink rubbing alcohol
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>>683021949
Roolll
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piss in your own mouth, make video, post
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An hero
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>>683021821
>>683022055
another roll
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>>683022202
reroll
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>>683022373
rerolling once again
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>>683022055
Did I won?
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>>683021312
rolling for this
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>>683021821
Reroll again
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chug bleach
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>>683022562
reroll
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I'm waiting here....
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Jerk off stalefish
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>>683021312
rolling for this with your real name written underneath
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Red hot paper clip in pee hole.
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>>683021312
Rollio
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Shoe on head
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>>683022755
Winrar fuck my 11 dubs!!!!
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>>683022755
This win!!! Enjoi
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Op posts I will if dubs thread.
Doesn't. Op continuously gets dubs.
Deardiary.jpg
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Pour bleach on pubes
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>>683022055
Well, I assume I won this
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>>683015947
kill yourself
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>>683022755
Gangster shit
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>>683022755
You won nothing!!! Deliver op
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>>683022755
What is this? explain!
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>>683022755
You are fugged
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>>683018137
hairy as a curry nigger
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>>683023124
PAPER CLIP IN URETHRA THAT HAS BEEN SUFFICIENTLY BURNED.
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>>683021821
roll
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>>683022755
OP will not deliver this shit.
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>>683022755
Op here. Didn't understand. Explain?
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Do a 360 and turn off comput
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>>683018137
post hard dick
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>>683021821
AGAIN
(also, no matter what you do, try to get better lightning)
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>>683022755
So am I, still waiting, for this roll to stop aching. Can't find a, good reason, why op should be chicken... -sum41
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>>683023352
Put a very hot paper clip in your urethra.
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>>683023527
>lightning
Huh, I didn't know OP was Thor
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>>683023352
What are you artistic or something?
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>>683023352
show your bare feet soles!
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Clip
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>>683023748
Now insert into pee pee after making it sufficiently hot
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>>683023748
if dubs, don't do it
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>>683018850
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>683015947
go to bed
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>>683023688
No, I am just a bitch...

..oh yeah
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>>683023888
trips checked

moot summoning on a quints or better only sry roll again anon
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>>683023885
KYS
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Burn you eyebrows
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>>683018009
you look like shit, do you want an ambulance?
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>>683024041
*your. My bad.
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>>683023470
reroll
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Give me your mom's phone number
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>>683024041
Roll!
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>>683023878
this is op afraid of getting an infection
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Pee on your face on camera
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>>683021382
nah f4m, hit that shit in a bong
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>>683024260
Pussy.
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>>683024260
an infection isn't the only thing you should be afraid of, but don't think about it and just do it, faggot
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>>683024361
roll for piss drinking you slut
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Punch yourself in the face
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>>683015947
Go to the store, and buyout all their mustard. Then fill a balloon with mustard on put it in your neighbor's mailbox after popping it.
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show bare feet soles.
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>>683024197
>>683023470
Rereroll
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>>683024041
roll
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>>683024411
I've got no pussy. I am male.
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IT'S TIME TO STOP
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>>683024764
wear shorts as shirt and shirt as pants
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>>683024764
get closer to the cam and take the picturer
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>>683015947
get back to where you once belonged fucking immigrant!!!
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>>683024764
COME ON OP LETS SEE THAT PAPER CLIPPED COCK.
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Cum
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>>683024951
this
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show bare feet soles while being naked
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>>683024951
Rolling
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>>683024996
FUCKING ROLL FOR PAPER CLIP CUM
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show bare soles while naked your chair
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>>683024951
Anon, how do I make a clip hotter?
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>>683025358
show bare feet soles while naked in your chair
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>>683025358
Any type of fire
Pic related
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eat a dick
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>>683025358
lighter, stove, anything that burns your finger if you stick it into it
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>>683025358
Put on stove
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Wtf are you guys doing? He obviously understands "put a hot paperclip in dick", but is too much of a pussy to deliver. Ask for something realistic, like bottle in ass
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>>683026089
Bottle in the ass sounds like a choice
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Since op is taking too long I'll be your femboy sissy gurl for tonight <3
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>>683018900
It'll get you high af
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>>683026374
Repost alert, saw this on another thread
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>>683026374
Fuck you fembuddy I'm out of here
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>>683025725
>>683025823
>>683025669
Hey, anons, I am not sure I can do this.
Please, ask another thing. You can always ask, just need to get some dubs.

:3
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>>683026596
Yeah its me, but it's just the same position
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>>683026619
Bottle in pooper
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>>683026619
show your bare feet bottoms please
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>>683026750
Timestamp? Also OP STOP BEING A FAGGOT AND BE A FAGGOT
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>>683026750
Hey, anon. What's up?
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>>683026619
cut your fucking dick off with a rope
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>>683027093
Red hot glass bottle in pooper
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>>683026619
Go get a sock. Your favorite sock pair. Take one, swallow it whole. Take the other, insert it anally. Then leave.
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You guys need to roll more
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>>683027634
Bottle in pooper it'll make you feel good
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>>683027186
roll
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>>683027449
rolling for this
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>>683027789
Roll
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>>683027259
Hey OP I wanted you to know that I rolled thinking you were gonna be the hero I needed but you're a fuckin puss puss. Kill yourself you shit cunt.
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>>683019379
op's a faggot
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>>683027789
Reroll
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>>683027279
Roll
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>>683027279
Reroll
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>>683015947
Go on Twitch and kill yourself
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>>683027789
Roller
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>>683027279
I always get dubs. Roll
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Lick your armpits and show dick
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>>683028794
Reroll
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bare feet soles while naked
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make weird pictures using kitchen utensils and ketchup smeared all over you
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>>683027634
Paint yourself as a robot everywhere on your body including your anus
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>>683029877
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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