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/b/ how does it feel to fuck a fat/chubby girl?
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>>682995617
It's like fucking sand.
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It probably has mixed feelings..
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>>682995617
Amazing

/thread
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really really good
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>>682995874
I'd fuck that

bet it feels really loose though
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>>682995617
If they're active and into it, awesome.
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>>682995617
good, but theres alot of heavy lifting
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Outstanding. Had a chubby redhead gf, I still miss that shit.
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>>682996065

Nah, surprisingly a lot of bigger girls (in my experience) are tight. Guess too many guys don't want to plow bigger girls, feels amazing but you're limited with positions.
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>>682995617
feels goodman dot jaypeg
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>>682995617
Like sticking your dick in a warm water bed
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It's actually great until you cum... after you you just instantly regret it and try and think of a way to kick them out without your neighbours knowing you banged a fatty
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Not loose. tight. don't get fucked often and all of that fat squeezing the hole shut. they are also willing to work for it and can get down hard. love sucking cock. just worship the cock. just so happy to have a cock.
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>>682996801
yes but no fucl that
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>>682996934
This. Only done 1 fatty tho. Never again however. I need to see daylight sometime.
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>>682996913
I'm sure they all feel the same about you.
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>>682996913
So true. I banged a fatty at her house. I asked where the bathroom was, grabbed my keys off the table and slipped out the bathroom windo in my boxers, drove thirty minutes home.
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You cant move a fatty around like you can with a small girl, so thats a negative.

a positive is that they can usually handle a bit rougher treatment since they have that extra padding
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The biggest problem with fucking fat chicks is your positions are limited unless you have like a 2' schlong to get it in past all the extra fat. Especially hard from behind.

Fat chicks are fun to fuck but one time I fucked a girl with cellulite all over the front of her legs and she smelled bad, so that put me off fucking fat chicks for a while.

As long as they are clean, and smell nice it's like pillowy heaven.
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>>682997235
dirty
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The biggest problem with fucking a fat chick is that while you're doing it you feel sad because you're fucking a fat chick.
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>>682997218
You left your clothes behind? Fuck that shit.
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>>682997235
>Especially hard from behind.

The only thing hard about doing them from behind is my dick.
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>>682997235
yeah... I draw the line at excessive cellulite and bad smells.

I've never found it all that difficult from behind.
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>>682995617
i dont know why but bigger girls turn me on a lot. ive dated a couple, they put out like crazy. most of them are really tight and can take a real good pounding. they also have really big tits too most of the time
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>>682996902
total myth. fat girls have really tight pussies most of the time
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>>682997482
Yup. they were on her bedroom floor. after dropping a load in a fat chick I had so much regret. it was summer so just some cargo shorts and t shirt. wallet was in my jeep. ...I did like that belt though.
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>>682997866

you're retarded if you think weight has anything to do with tightness
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>>682997866
They'll take it, though and be happy that they have a dick in them. so happy to have a dick.
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>>682997980
Fat girls don't get a ton of dick, and their fat pushes their holes closed. tight for a different reason than super fit girls.
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>>682997980
all im sayin is ive fucked quite a few fat chicks in my time. only one or two have been loose. one of them had 3 kids, im gonna say that was probly why
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>>682996426
Only if your cock is tiny.
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How fat is fat? Give me a ballpark minimum BMI
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>>682998528
38
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>>682998432
yeah so
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>>682998698

That's so fucking high, are you sure?
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>>682995617
Big girls are... well, frankly they are fucking amazing. Freaks in heat. Junk is usually tight, and they tend to go right into orbit when you are fucking them - I don't care who you are, when you have someone doing spastic explosive orgasms on your dick, if that shit doesn't get you off then you might just be dead inside.

Seriously, quit asking stupid questions, find a cute chub and sample the wares. If you find it isn't your thing that's all good, but you may just acquire a whole new obsession.

<full disclosure: I am a confirmed chubby chaser, but I wasn't always.>
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I dunno, I'll ask one of the 13 i've fucked.
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>>682995617
That depends, how big her feminine penis is
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>>682995617

Like fucking a ham that smells worse.
If you're lucky though they'll at least have decent tits, and most fatties suck dick like a starving crack whore because they've had lots of practice eating.
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>>682999545
Get one that showers. If your fatties smell bad, you're picking the dirty ones.

Or the black ones.

Same thing.
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>>682995617
Read Benjamin Franklin's advice to a young man on the choice of a mistress. Then compare the similarities between his reasons for selecting an older woman, and the reasons you might choose a larger woman. You will find quite a large number of parallels.
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>>682999684
haha xdddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>682995617
It's comfy as fuck. Don't wife or gf them though.
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It's kinda fucked chub girls can get dicked any time they want, but a chub girl would probably think twice before letting a chub dude dick her.

obesefeels.mov
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>>683000041
> mfw fat and been in back to back relationships for almost 10 years now
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Use to fuck this thick girl from work, it was amazing, she took the dick like a champ, she squirted on my dick every single time & had no problem with doing anal, I personally feel like chubby girls tend to be more open about certain sexual things than skinny girls, as their self-confidence is much lower because of their weight
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>>682997866
I never said anything about tightness you dumb nigger
I just said that being on top of them is squishy like a warm water bed bed

I have a fat 7 inch dick so everything is tight to me
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>>683000103
I like fat men. Always have.
Seth Rogen is bae
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>>683000270
Fucking autocorrect made me sound like I stutter
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>>683000401
It's cool, swype makes me sound retarded.
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>>683000209
>"mfw"
>no picture
>mfw
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>>683000455
Yeah I forgot it, so I just left it be.
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>>683000290
well hello there m'lady
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>>682995617
Fucking amazing. Had the pleasure of banging a girl that is shaped like London Andrews, but looks like Christi Canyon in the face.
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>>683000657
I, however, do not like fedora wearing faggots.

I literally love fat ass shit posters.
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>>683000290
>covers nipple
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>>683000290
>tfw mad about people comparing me to Seth Rogen but then read this post.
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>>683000780
Fine, whatever.
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>>683000103
Well that applies to all people

Women have MUCH easier time getting laid IN GENERAL, bitching about that clearly shows you're not mature enough to manage a sex life
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>>682997416
Underrated
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>>683000809
LOL he's sexy and funny.

Tip: You don't have to be fit, have a big dick, or look good. You just have to be funny af and you can fuck ANY chick.
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>>683000900
Sharpie in the pooper, please.
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Total freak.
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>>683000103
I'm a chubby dude with a somewhat cute face
I've never had a problem with girls
I tend to get small petite girls overall
Biggest thing is just try to make them laugh and not seem like a creeper
I hardly have to try for chubby girls to like me
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>>683001085
NO. MY FIANCE DID THAT TO ME ONCE WHEN I WAS BENDING OVER TO CHECK MY PHONE AND I WAS IN A RAGE AFTER.
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>>683000900
would quite like to bang you / 10
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>>683000986
Anon, you don't know how much that means to me.
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>>683001186
then timestamp or GTFO
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>>683000041
My thoughts exactly. Fun to fuck, but I wouldn't want to be seen dating a chubby.
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>>683000900
Easy on the makeup
You're crossing into tranny territory with that much war paint
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>>683000986
>funny
Well. Now I have three reasons why I'm going to be a wizard.
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>>683001345
I think it works for her. But timestamp or gtfo
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>>683001246
It's literally true. Not only do I feel this way, almost every other bitch I've talked to feels the same way. There's this REALLY UGLY ass arab (he hides the fact that hes arab but he is).. fucked up teeth, fat, gross af, but SO MANY GIRLS want to fuck him and send him nudes.

Why? He's funny.
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>>683001289
>I wouldn't want to be seen dating a
B E T A
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A
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>>682995617
>/b/ how does it feel to fuck a fat/chubby girl?
about the same as a thin girl, really. its just that fatties are a lot more realistic about putting out than thin girls are (this is the main advantage of fatties)

fat and thin girls feel the same for fucking: the pussy entrance is tight, then really loose inside

dogs are way better: a medium-sized dog's pussy is hotter and tighter than any adult woman is gonna be
plus--no condom, no birth control, no VD, no drama

once you fuck a dog, it kinda spoils you on women forever
you will go on dates just to go out, but you will be friendzoning THEM.... this mystifies most of them, and infuriates a few of them
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>>683001283
Look, I can give you all the tits in the world, but motivating my tired ass to get off this computer chair to get a pen and paper, and take the picture, is just not going to happen right now.
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>>683001345
I rarely wear it. See?
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>>683001509
screenshot this brilliant post.
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>>683001546
a little side boob then?
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>>683001509
Eww nigger
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>>683001753
This is the best I have. My ex deleted every single nude so I've had to grab back the one's I sent to people off of messenger, and slowly take more as time goes on.

I had like, 1000 :(
Asshole.
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Pretty fucking great. Slamming into a chubby pussy playing with her huge tits. 8/10 would do for the rest of my life
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just like fucking any other girl, except usually tighter as they're less likely to have fucked the whole town
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>>683000900
Thanks babe. Always appreciate tit.
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>>683001921
Yeah but you like assholes.
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it feels fat / chubby
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>>683001093
aren't you kinda anxious they'll be disgusted by your heft?
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>>683002102
ONLY WHEN THEY'RE ASSHOLES TO >OTHER< PEOPLE, not me!
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>>683001921
I'll be honest
I thought that was your shoulder.... till I looked closer and saw the nipple
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>>683002378
Yeah it's not one of my bests.
I send this one to people all the time tho
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>>683002046
>babe
What a smooth operator
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>>683002278
Assholes are assholes, it doesn't matte who they are assholes to.
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Felt like I was fucking a whale's blowhole. I like my girls petite and tight.
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do fat grills not have smelly pussies?
not that i can afford to be picky or anything though ...
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>>683002278
Well you have a great smile. I'd take you out to a nice dinner no matter what these neckbeards say.
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>>682995617
Hit and miss. When it's good it's really good. I'm kind of a chubby chaser.
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>>683002222
No not really
I mean they knew what they were getting into when they agreed to go on a date with me

But yes sometimes I feel like Jabbathe Hut if I'm banging a petite girl

Fucked a girl that was a foot shorter then me and I was more then 2.5 times her weight and felt like a fat shit
But she loved it
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>>683002649
Depends on their sense of hygiene. Some think it doesn't matter but it do.
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To each his own guess. I love thick girls with a big wide booty and a nice wet pussy. You can have the little skinny bitches with the dry tiny holes.
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>>683002544

Let see some panties, girly.
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>>683002733
Gross.
I'd rather you call me a dumb cunt and roll me a blunt.
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>>683002965
Didn't mean to rhyme. Happy accident.
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>>683002931
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>>683002794
How much of a fat fuck I am would be the only thing running through my mind the whole time, guess its anotha couple years of virginity 4 me
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>>683003041
Now slip them down,
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>>683002278
>>683002733
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They take dick like a champ! And they all love sucking dick! And they cook for you when tour done giving it to them after some recovery time. Give it a try OP but if your a lil guy stick with the more petite gals that cant take wiener its a boost in confidence
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>>682996913
yup, a drunk fuck with a fatty is fun but after you cum your like wtf gotta get rid of her
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>>682995617
Feels good man
I do enjoy smothering myself in some big fleshy titties and ass cheeks
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>>683002965
I'll drive your fatass to McDonald's but you have to pay
Afterwards we can give each other head
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>>683003003
>tfw waiting on the good times.
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>>683003135
I'm running on limited images here.
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>>683003306
I don't like McDonalds :(
I'm a really terrible stereotypical fat chick.
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>>683002550
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>>683003526
I don't need excuses, i need to see those panties off.
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>>683003829
I'm sure you do.
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>>683003724
look at this virgin.
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>>683003724
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>>683003933
give me something here.
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>>683003936
Meh, he has pretty eyes.
Not fat enough for me tho.
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>>682995617
i fucked a girl who weighed in at over 250 at like five three.

it honestly sucked. she was piss poor in bed, wanted me to do all the work, and she wasn't comfortable in positions that would actually do anything for me.
she gave shitty handjobs, thought her tits were the shit, and refused blowjobs. plus she also didn't keep clean properly.

TL/DR, don't fuck anyone beyond the point of chubby.
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>>683004059
There are 7 picture ITT of me.
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>>683004024
hey man i aint gay sorry
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>>683004062
Thanks for telling me I'm pretty I guess. I'm gonna go gain weight. Wanna fuck me now or then?
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>>683000103
I'm an average weight female, not fantastic looking but probably a 7 face. My bf is technically borderline obese. He carries it well (he's broad shouldered and big armed) but he's got a gut and some moobs. I personally like his weight he's great to cuddle. There's hope for you
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>>683004150
fuck it.
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>>683004121
Nah man that's the bad chubby.
There's good and bad chubby. You got BAD chubby.
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>>682995617
It feels ok in the prone bone or missionary position where you don't have to look at them and can close your eyes to imagine someone else

Many of the fatties I've fucked have smelled horrible, their vaginas smell horrible (so I don't want to go down on them), and are horrible in bed like someone else said.

That being said, when you don't fuck a lot of women, and you want to lower your standards to do it, cumming in a vagina is cumming in a vagina, so that point it's ok. Just know that afterwards you're going to have to deal with their smelly ass so make sure it's a quick FWB thing and she won't sleep over
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>>682995617
god-tier if you can find a clean one. you can take them to go get a late night snack as a way to get them out the door, too.
>cum
>"tryna eat?"
>playful banter at the eatery to lock future fuckability options
>eat
>whelp, bye
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>>683004402
Sorry, I meant doggy style, not missionary. I was thinking of how displeasing missionary is when they're breathing in your face that I typed it. I meant doggy style and prone bone
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>>683004402
Have you gotten the bad tasting ones too?
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mmm fuckin heaven
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>>683004531
more please holy heck
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>>682995617
I dated a chubby girl. She wouldn't let me fall asleep without swallowing my cum first.
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>>683004158
Ok
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>>683004693
jelly
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>>683004380
This is absolutely true.
I remember my ex telling me "There's good fat and bad fat, you're the good kind. Black girls are NEVER the good kind, though."
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>>682996426
Someone doesn't lift.
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>>682997218
I bet the think on that drive was a shameful one...
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Love when she rides me
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>>683004741
It was definitely a pleasant year. She probably swallowed my semen over 100 times. Sometimes more than once a night. I almost injured her one time during anal sex
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>>683004380
I don't think there are any good chubby girls.
they're all gonna complain about how X or Y hurts, then act like the least bit of effort on their part is too much.

Honestly, she kinda has made me lose any desire to be with a girl.
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>>683004992
I used to swallow until one time after I coughed and it all came back up.

Bad experience, can't do it anymore.
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Smelly. Do it doggy if you like the smell of fat shitty ass.
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>>683001546
challenge accepted
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>>683004755
Black girls need to be fit
they have shit genetics when it comes to ass and titties if they're fat
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>>683004526
Dude.
Yes and no.
It smelled so bad that I knew if I licked it, I would have a most sour taste on my mouth
So while I was smart enough to not taste it, the smell was putrid enough for me on 3 girls. The other fatties were well hygeined though.

WE'RE NO SAYING ONLY FAT WOMEN SMELL BAD

Just MANY more fat women than skinny women have shit hygiene IT SEEMS
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>>683005222
I have a 3 month old, I am tired af, so good luck.
My tits were pretty good while pregnant, but they went back to pink shortly after.
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>>683005260
God I had to because I already stuck my tongue on it and it tasted like rotten sour chicken. Fucking eurgh. I porked her, came in her with a condom on then came down her throat, after that I never talked to her again.
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>>683005222
it only took 2 words damn bro.
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>>683005124
Sounds like a traumatic experience
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>>683005350
They are the best like this!
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>>683005260
Oh I believe it. I shower 2-3 times a day.
Not cause I stink, but because I love hot water burning my flesh off. It's relaxing.

But I've met PLENTY of stinky girls. We sweat more than normal, so you have to keep your hygiene well maintained, which means extra work and a lot of them just don't want to do it or think that it's not necessary.
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so good
sooooo such good
they so soft and squish and yum
whole body fels like tits
juicey ass
also they so lewd cuz they think they have to be to make up for chubs
chub grils do the nastyst
<3
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>>683005507
That's what my ex said.
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>>683005500
It was.
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>>682995617
Roomy
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>>682995617
It was a lot more sweaty but not much different than normal sized girls.
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>>683004531

u didnt get with her.
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>>682997235
Individual people. Had an ex where ut was real hard to get in her doggy, wasnt even very chubby. Current partners bigger n heaps easier to fuck from behind. Super tight too. Both.
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>>683005432
Did you meet her on the internet? THat's how I meet women because I don't have the money to meet them the real way, and internet ones are easier

Actually the first girl I ever fucked (I was 21) was from 4chan (long story) and she was fat, and she had good hygiene. So good in fact that as I ate her out in 69 position for the first time (no idea what I was doing), I accidentally licked her asshole and it didn't even taste bad
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>>682998360
Nup. Bet she worked it everyday. Weve had 2 kids n might even be a bit tighter than when i first fucked her.
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>>683005707
And he was damn right! Pale skin, light nipples, curvy body = personal heaven
I cant undestand this whole 0size shit
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>>683000270
Holy. Shit. That's my sister in law. WTF. HAHAHAHAHA
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>>683005953
No she was my ex-gf's best friend so i fucked her.
My ex was actually good looking.
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>>683005124
I've heard that if doods eat certain foods it will make there semen taste different. She had me eat a bunch of pineapple one time but I'm not sure I ate enough. Huh the first article I pulled up said they had good results with this. Pineapple makes it sweet tasting
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>>683000778
Hi, I'm >>683005953 , be the 2nd girl from 4chan I've fucked

ty

I'll buy you a movie or some other shit
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>>683005486
In all honesty I used the ten she threw out too.
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>>683006354
Meh, there's always preferences.
I primarily love fat guys so I've never really been turned down. I've even had skinny, my ex was 95 lbs. But I've met people who don't like thicker or fat girls and that's fine.

Everyone has preferences. Ffs, there's even "ugly chick" threads, literally anyone can get laid.
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>>683006618
I had a kid with someone I met on 4chan, I won't make that mistake again. But you can just send me the money for the movie and I'll go watch it by myself.
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>>683006618
You can fuck the pretty eyes boy instead. I don't have kids :^)
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>>683006878
How did this happen again
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>>683006878
story?
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>>683006568
wat does i tel da food hlp helpr
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>>683007220
Tell it to sux yo dix
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>>683006640
recycling is good for the econologimy
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>>683006878
The last girl didn't get pregnant

I'm not a retarded nigger
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>>683007043
They were probably talking about Gaia ironically and after they logged into their respective profiles she drove two states for his schmo ass
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>>683007357
We were together for a year, and fucked 6x a day and I made him cum 3-4 times without pulling out so I mean, it was bound to happen.
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>>683006642
True. I just don't like the mentality of beein disgusted by everything that doesnt fit in size m transported in media and lived by so much peolpe I know.. but I think that may be also individual experiences.
Live and let live.
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>>683007714
dam yous a ho
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>>683006642
Madam, you're gorgeous. What are your preferences if you don't mind me asking.
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>>683007872
> together for a year
> yous a ho

Gg no re
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>>683007861
>Live and let live
unless yous a ho of course
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>>683007710
I remember that chat game shit.
Oh god I have cancer.
I'm just tryna nut.


>>683007902
literal nigger
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>>683007714
What If we married. I'd marry you and move to wherever you are and get a job and work as much as I have to.
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>>683007981
she forgot to mention the longlasting backup
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>>683007902
Honestly?
I prefer chunky guys.
But like I said earlier ITT
You only need to be:
Confident
Intelligent (dumb mfers test my patience)
and Funny

That's literally the only requirements. And it sounds not so complicated but honestly it's rare to find all 3.
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>>683008023
I have no quarrel with you sir. There's most assuredly one of those there fag trap girlie men shit threads some where here's about to get off to. So take your leave at anytime.
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>>683008023
games are for manchildren

also hos
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>>683007861
Meh, if guys like size 0, that's fine. They like SBBW, that's on them. Point being...

I will NEVER have trouble getting fucked, and neither will any other woman because there are so many different people with different preferences.

I've even had guys who DONT LIKE fat girls like me. All depends.
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>>683008206
That's awesome. Sadly, It is doubtful we'll ever get to meet but I do hope you find that guy who'd love you like I know I could.
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Nice they fuck real nice because they never has a penis so when they has a dick they will not let it go
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>>683008426
found the ho guise
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>>683002222
HOLY DICK
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>>683007714
LOL
That's the first time in 12 years I wrote lol here like a faggot

I had to though

Because that's fucking hilarious

Also you sound like the last 4chan girl which means I want to penor you even more
>pic related
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>>683008539
Still the same femanon but okay
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>>683004531
Everything soft. Perfect.
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>>683008539
She's no ho, sir. Recant that post, immediately.
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>>683008751
total ho
>captcha: sandwiches
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>>683008671
That her? Nice tits.
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>>682995617
It feels good op.
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>accidentally licked her asshole -
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>>683008426
That wasnt my point, but sure.
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>>683008937
I just spoke to Jesus and he says fuck you you fucking lier
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>>683008950
Yep, I have plenty of pictures of her

I really liked her boobs. Piercings don't bother me
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gah /b/ sucks tonight.. wish someone would start a rekt thread
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>>682995617
I wouldn't know, I don't lower my standards like that...fucking Americans
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>>683009173
because you is a ho to
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>>682996902
can agree, fucked a thick strilankan girl pussy like warm soft fleshlight. Amazing

Skinny girls are usually pretty harsh and rough on the dick.
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>>683009248
>not starting your own rekt thread
pussy
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>>683009324
>comparing pussy to a sex toy
>not vice versa
I'm stepping into the twilight zone I suppose.
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>>683009088
You're just a shitty person, sir. Notice I said 'sir' because one of us has to be respectable when in a lady's company.
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>>683009390
I should start a rekt pussy thread
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>>683009248
just like a faggot to not start a thread that you want to be up at the moment
rekt threads are full of edgy morons who get their rocks off to fucked up shit.
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>>683009275
Is the 6 times a day grill still here?
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>>683009711
Checking myself
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>>683009711
Yep
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>>683000986
No, not true. You can have some fucks but not the ones You really want. It's equilibrium You see? You can be a Chad and be an asshole and even lack game, some girls will still go after You, however, if You are a fat guy but have great game, You will manage to fuck some girls but not the good ones. Also, this thing with being funny could be applied in various ways, I don't even know what people mean by that, I'm almost sure that just being funny wouldn't give You a fuck.
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>>683004979
holy shit, more please
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>>682998432
So if my dick is small she will feel tighter? What?
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>>683010109
Make a fake email and email my fake email, nigress
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>>683010322
Oh yeah forgot to post it, [email protected]
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>>683001593
I would still fuck the shot out of you. Lay you out and watch you bounce and shake with every hard thrust I give you
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good and bad

your dick won't get in as far, but there's a hell of a lot more to grab. also she's heavier so you can't throw her around as much.
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>>683010440
UGH that's so much work! Just make a fake Facebook instead. I have 4.
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There's a chubby girl at my work that likes me but I'm not sure if I should fuck her
She's really cute,nice big ass and some decent titties.....only thing is she has a dark mustache
She's has to know it's there because it's dark
Everything else is what I'm looking for plus she has dark hair with pale skin and freckles
I love that combo
But the stash is making me think twice
I thought about dating her then down the line if things go well then ask her to wax it


I just don't want to be the guy with the chubby gf with a mustache
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>>683009711
>>683010109
>>683010322
>>683010440
Stop samefagging you bitch you
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>>683010591
OMFG I AM SO SORRY BUT AT FIRST GLANCE THAT LOOKED LIKE A MIDGET AND I STARTED LAUGHING.
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>>683010796
What the image file says.
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>>683010796
I'm posting pictures from the last 4chan girl nigger

>>683010566
That sounds like even more work, nigger
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>>683010440
>[email protected]
Sent a message Madam. Thank you. I'll understand if you don't like darkies.
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>>682997218
Damn she must have felt like shit after.
Post her pic, want to see how desperate you were.
I only fuck attractive fat chicks so it keeps the shame feelings down to a manageable level.
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>>683009568
>a lady
lol no
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>>683010132
it matters what you consider to be a "good one" i have had many good lays despite being overweight. You just have to ok now how to communicate.
Im going to assume you're a genuinely attractive person with a really shit eating personality, or a fat neckbeard who has never been laid once in his life.
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>>683011001
I know but I like fucking with people in groups.
We're like a mini community!!

Except my one friend I found on there that goes on chan, I fucked up because I told him how I started a thread and then just completely trashed it, and I said it before the thread had died and he found my nudes in literally 2 minutes so now it's all awkward and shit.
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>>683009568
CODE 68
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>>682995617
Fucking fantastic. Especially the ones with huge tits.
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>>683011189
So tell me my big lipped friend

Do you have a big pee pee

Nothing worse then a black dude with a little niggy dick
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>>683010940
>>683010566
How the fuck do I edit my Facebook URL
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>>683009602
gg ho
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>>683011256
My ex had a pretty cute face, and was pretty chubby but yeah i once tried doggy with her and.. that was the point i went off her. All this time she strode me and grinded my cock ontop the tits where huge belly was tight but as soon as i mentioned to get ass up face down. She had a man back and flat arse, my 5 foot asian gf had a pear shaped bum compared to her.

After that i just stopped talking to her and made her leave me. Also whats best to dump a fatty? stop talking or straight up dump?
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>>683010280
Did you fail physeds or wat
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>>683011543
> Settings
> General
> Username

If you had already put a customized URL, then you can't change it. But you can change it from what Facebook originally set it as.
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>>683011742
You should always man up no matter if she's fat or skinny ugly or pretty and tell her to move on
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>>683011392
Be my friend faggot
facebook com/profile.php?id=100012063733609
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>>683011495
Only 7.5 inches sir. Had to switch to my tablet.
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>>683011967
Added
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>>683011742
>She had a man back and flat arse
That's what you get for fucking a Brit.
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>>683012367
So how long until they ask me for a phone number?
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>>683012417
They stopped phone verifications but if you need one you can message me and I can get you one.

Same with IDs, I can have a fake one shopped for you.

Like I said, it's a pretty big community lol.
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>>683012596
They did stop? AWESOME TIME TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN
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>>683011363
Stop being this way. I'm just giving my opinion based on how things work where I live. So, I think I may have talked the wrong way.

See, the girls aren't with You because of your fat, they are with You because of You personality. You are exactly what I said, a fat guy who have game and can easily talk girls into sex and etc. (I don't know if You are the Anon up there).

Even so, naturally there is an equilibrium, as I said there is some attractive guys who don't have ANY game at all and manage to get 10/10 most of the time. Do You understand now what I'm saying?

Also, I'm not attractive but I'm far from being fat.
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>>683012714
Yup! I can get you into a few groups if you want.
Some are strictly just trolls/troll types and some are bait pages but it all turns into fun.
And you end up seeing damn near everyone naked.
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>>683004150
And they all look hawt.
What's your favorite you've ever taken?
Description is fine if you don't want to share or have it anymore.
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>>683012833
Yeeeaaa man! Checked

Also here was other 4chan girl's sharpie in pooper
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>>683012861
Nude or otherwise?
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>>683012949
Everyone has seen my everything, but my asshole is yet to be seen.

Gotta keep some class, amirite?
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>>683013043
Do you ever want it tongued?

Also I already have a large set of photos that can't be reversed
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>>682996913
Truth
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>>683013215
Regular selfies?
Get one up and Ill throw you places.
That's one of my accounts, my newest, I'm giving my old backup away (you get banned a lot).

So I need to get into more groups with that one but I'm workin on it.

And my ass? I've had it done. Didn't like it, didn't hate it. It's meh.
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>>683012974
Either, both, I don't mind.
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>>682997416
Yes
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>>683012821
The only 10/10 girls they get are are pretty shallow useless fuckholes at that point, but i got what you were saying. your wording made it a little confusing by saying that only hot guys get hot girls and thats not always the case.
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>>682995617
tight
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>>683013578
Of my nudes, it's probably the one of me laying down. At least, my favorite recent one. Selfies is probably this...
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>>683013812
but thats not always the case* fixed my own grammar error
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>>683013944
Or this
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>>683002794

is this Otoni and did she really get that fat and MUH DICK
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>>683010591
you got her nudes?????
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>>682997566
Check em
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>>682995617
They treat your dick like no other, cuz they know they aint about to see one for a while. Don't be afraid to try it, just don't bang a whale.
>pic is personal max for myself
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i'd say i'm pretty happy with my girl
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>>683014323
fuckin gross lol
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>>683014249
>no pic
>no max
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Literally the best
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>>683005124
Found another ho.
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>>683013043
no ho
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>>683014461
SAME FUCKING HO DUDE
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>>683014550
IM THE ONE YOUVE BEEN CALLING A HOE THIS WHOLE TIME, FFS.
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>>683014578
Too many hos. Prolly rotten cunts too.
*vomits intensely*
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>>683014737
ta heck wit ya
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>>683013944
Those kind of nudes are always the best.
>>683014041
I have to say, this one looks better, mostly because of the lighting in the room.
Gotta love your pink hair though.
Have you ever dyed 'other' areas?
Also, I would think you would have tried other colors before deciding on pink, and if so what was your least favorite color and second favorite aside from pink?
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>>682995617
U loose like 2 to 3 inches right away of dick size because of fat build up in the pussy
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>>682996202
>there's a lot of heavy lifting
Underrated
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>>682995617
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>>683013812
Yeah, sorry for that, English is not my mother language and I'm writing from the phone so...rekt.

Really, my Friend is fat and is more social than me and has fucked hot girls. The thing is that the 10/10 girls here aren't shit all the time, sure, You have the hot ones who have a bad personality but there is the ones who are nice too. You are American right?
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chubby ex gf that left me for a nigger while i was out of the country.
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she had wonderful tits and a tight pussy
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>>683015009
I shave everywhere else, lol.
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>>682995617
Personally I found the heads better and they are more enthusiastic for sex
However it's generally just missionary or doggie
On the plus side she made me a decent bacon buttie afterwards
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chubby girls are amazing she would worship me and do everything to make me happy and love me
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>>683015023
>self counscious about penis size
No, sir. YOU loose.
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>>683015710
That's because she is hungry
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they will most likely leave you for an ugly smelly nigger if u date one for a while tho
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>>683016163
Yeah well when you're gf sits around the capitol of a member of the European Union she sits AROUND the capitol of a member of the European Union.
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she had a loose pussy cause she was 5'9 but she could take a pounding and suck dick like a champ
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>>683016549
Stop pestering me, Buddha.
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>>683013944

I would crawl a mile on my hands & knees through broken glass and barbed wire just to kiss this girls asshole
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>>683016720
Talk is cheap, do it.
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