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ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why

> Wearing sandals
> Chrysler Pacifica
> People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
> Blanket tucked under mattress, not feet
> Putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
> When a spoon is put out for everyone at the dinner table yet there is nothing that will remotely need a spoon
> News/sports talk shows
> People that queue to close or too far away
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sounds like you are a whiny little bitch op
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>>682990596

/thread
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>>682989397
>Wearing sandals

Got your back on this one anon, when men wear sandals it makes me want to vomit
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>Laugh tracks in sitcoms
>Old people
>Loud people
>People in general
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>>682990967
last time I wore sandals I ripped off my large toenail. My punishment for wearing them.
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>People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
>News/sports talk shows

What?
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>>682991147
>>Laugh tracks in sitcoms

I was surprised laugh tracks still exist. Then I saw a scene from big bang theory with laugh track removed and it was the saddest, most boring, and cringeworthy scene ever.
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>>682990967

That's why Rome fell.
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>>682989397
>Dyed hair
>People who dislike others and act two faced because of it
>Makeup
>Ponchos
>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>People who hold back their sneezes
>Painted nails
>When the sauce in the sandwich touches the bread
>People who say they are "Nice guys" or "Not nice guys"
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>>682989397
The only time I wear sandals is if I'm about to swim, otherwise I despise them
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I do approve of this autism thread

> toothpaste tube almost empty
> dish not clean enough to reuse but not dirty enough to wash
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>>682991367
If I have a drink and my phone in hand, now where does paper go?

Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)

As for talk shows, they strike me as a bunch of grown men in suits arguing like 9 year olds about generally useless stuff.

I actually really love sports, but I cannot stand sports talk. Shit is so silly seeing 300 lb dimwits in suits barely able to make coherent sentences.
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>>682989397
when someone rides your ass at a stoplight so you pull up a little bit to avoid getting demolished if they get rear ended but then they pull up too
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>>682991756
sitcoms are garbage with or without laugh tracks
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>>682992154
>>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>>People who hold back their sneezes

Oh gods, worked in an office a few years ago and we had one of those people.

He'd just sit there snorted his phlegm and swallowing it all day.

He once introduced himself to a new employee, "hi, my name is SNNNOOOOOORT anon"

Started to refer to him as Snorty.
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>>682992154
>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>People who hold back their sneezes
>>682992730

Fuck you
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>>682990967
do thongs or "flip flop" as amerifats call them count?
I wear those because I'm too lazy to deal with socks and shoes.
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This fucking bullshit
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> snapbacks
> riced out cars/trucks
> people with very country accents
> gospel music
> country music
> mfw I live in the south
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>>682992994
only if you wear the huge dollar store ones that go FLEP FLEP FLEP as you walk
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>>682992334
>Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)

You tell them you don't want their shitty flyer you autist.
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>laugh tracks in sitcoms
>smelly people
>people with ugly feet not wearing shoes like wtf
>weird ass shit colored hair like what the fuck retard
>chokers :) fucking disgusting
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Russians or Jews who seem to never stop talking.

How shit is a language for a sentence to literally be forever.

Only way to speak to them is by talking over them, for every single fucking point
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>>682993142
ya but that's rude, it puts you in a social situation you really don't want to be in
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>>682992994
I'd count them.

I'm lazy, but I hate the feel of any kind of sandal, plus it looks retarded.

Only time i willingly used them was at college in the communal showers
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when people have opinions and care about things
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>>682993142
>>682993296
::internal REEEEEEEEEEEE::
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>>682993296
What? No it doesn't. You don't want their flyer, you are just telling them this. Where are you on the spectrum?
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>be me throwing a backyard bbq
>everything is going well
>somebody invited THAT guy
>that guy who gets way too drunk too fast and makes an ass out of himself
>as expected he gets drunk and starts talking really loud and yelling
>saying gross shit infront of chicks and has nacho cheese on his chin the whole time
>he's bypassing all the cheap party beer and drinking all the good shit that folks bought personally for themselves
>doesnt ask
>wants to smoke another bowl every 10 minutes even though we he hasnt even brought any weed himself
>try to ignore him best as i can
>im not that kind of asshole
>let the faggot party but just stear clear of me yeh know?
>he walks over to the table to get more food for his fat fucking gaping pig maw
>he leans to far and ends up falling on the table because he is drunk
>it hasnt even been 3 hours yet, nobody else is even in full party mode and this fuck is tanked
>go help him up
>" dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? you do this everytime we invite you out "
>he doesnt look me in the eye
>instead he looks down and gives this sheepish laugh
>he is trying to overide anything im saying by fake laughing
>are you going to apologize for ruining people food and spilling their drink?
>he just looks down or away from me and laughs/chuckles
>grab his collar because getting annoyed at his tactic
>" why the fuck did you do that anon ?! "
>he looks at me " hur hur because its funnier this way "
>realize he is the type of guy who cannot admit his faults under any circumstances
>tell him he has too leave
>he then turns it around on me like im the asshole
>rolls my eyes ask him to please leave
>he tells me " fuck you, your food sucks "
>and then he leaves
>continue the party

People who cant admit when they are wrong or be humble and admit to their faults are one the one things that will make me want to murder another human being.
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>>682993090
wtf is a snapback?
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>>682993134
>>682993365
nah they're not the huge ones just normal thongs.
Hell I'd even go bare foot if I was just going to the supermarket or something but it's socially unacceptable or something, people think you're the worst cunt on the planet if you go somewhere with no shoes.

I remember my bro's ex thought it was worse to go to the shop with no shoes than it is to go there IN FUCKING PYJAMAS. is that not backward as fuck?
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>>682993969
did you invite master shake?
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>>682994386
Pretty fucking much anon.
pretty fucking much.
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The word "meme"

Sentence fragments starting with the word "When" (commonly used by niggers on the internet)

The GIF format used for video (as it's a horrible format for it)

Referring to short videos as "GIFs"

Images with text on it (with very few exceptions)
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>>682994253

you sick fuck. People like you who don't have common sense are why they had to make fucking rules.

Put some goddamn shoes on
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>>682994253

Do you seriously not see the reason why you can't walk barefoot in a supermarket?
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> Firefly - 1 season
> The Bachelor - 20 seasons
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This use to be a common thing and I hated it.
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>>682995156
your feet get dirty, big deal, that's why we have a thing called a shower. you take one before you go to bed.
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>>682989397
My life
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>>682994850
>When the squad on point
>Cant handle my memes
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>>682990967
Fuck people that wear sandals
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>>682995559
RaceError: Sandnigger detected
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>people that rip out the sides of their shirt so the sides are pretty much totally gone
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>>682996185
> fedora
> tie with hobo ensemble
> fat pouring out of shirt
> cargo shorts
> sandals
> being euphoric in this moment, priceless
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My flat having 10 outlets in the kitchen/diner, but only 2 in my bedroom/lounge.

Pic related.
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>people that drive with their music loud enough to hear it from within your car/house

>>682993048
If they have to have this shit, keep it on the fucking cord
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My house having only one bathroom, as far from the bedrooms, accessible through the kitchen only
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>>682996517
that's cuz your kitchen has a GFI in it, you stupid cuck.
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>>682994049
A hat that niggers wear. They have that plastic adjustable thing in the back you probably wore them when you were a child
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I have an entire list of words I dislike.
- moist
- cookie (referring to a vag)
- penetrate
- flesh
- auntie
- panties

the list goes on, that's all I could think of.
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>>682996458
like this?
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>>682996865
Snapbacks
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>>682996986
No, that's a fedora
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> Donald Trump
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>>682996795
I had an apartment that only had 1 bathroom, which was inside my bedroom.

Not much of a deal, but when people stayed over I get woken up throughout the night and occasionally get to enjoy horrific stenches.
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>stoplight that changes just soon enough for you to not properly stop but not to the point where you can gun it through the yellow light

>>682996986
Exactly like that. There were always like 20 guys back in highschool that did this even in the middle of the winter, and they always smelled like the inside of an asshole
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>>682997044
Yes
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>>682997282
I had a bathroom pretty much inside my living room. Was really awkward to pee with guests there.
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>get hyped over a song
>ask friend if he wants to hear it
>we share the same taste in music
>put the song on
>he talks through the intro
>walks away talking to someone not even a minute into the song
>makes me feels stupid for thinking someone would like my song

Meanwhile, when i agree to hear a song, i give it an honest chance, i listen to the whole song, and talk about the song with the person afterwards.

Shit happens with movies and tv with as well.
You want to show them a cool movie, and you look over and they are staring at their goddamn phone.

Maybe im more passionate about stuff than others i dont know...i just get excited and want them to fee/hear/see it the way i do.
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>>682996940
My auntie pulled down her moist panties and i began to penetrate her fleshy cookie.
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>people with nose/tongue piercings
>women's rights activists
>vegans
>people who constantly talk about their cultural heritage/background
>gay people who say they're gay
>people who walk with their phones playing music on max
>parties that have the music at ear-damaging levels
>people who talk about the "deep web"
>people who talk about anime in public
>people who listen to music in the library with earphones on, but you can still hear it
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>>682989397
Are you me?
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>>682997427
>kitchen bathroom
>trying to shit while someone's right outside the door cooking/doing dishes/getting a drink

Who put this bathroom here and why were they allowed to live?
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>>682997282
that would fucking suck anon, I would hate people just going in my room at all unless it's a girl I'm fucking.
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>>682989397

>Guys who check me out in the restroom
>Guys who DON'T check me out in the restroom
>Good-looking guys with ugly ho grilles
>Beautiful women hanging all over ugly rich fuckers
>The colour magenta
>Muslims
>Jewish guys who have curly sideburns hanging down their faces
>Chihuahua doggies or any animal that women stuff into pocketbooks
>Pink cases on computers or phones
>Women who shave
>Women who don't shave
>Women
>Cracker Jacks
>Glazed Donuts
>Go-Cars (keep looking for the giant key sticking out the rear end)
>People in doctor's office waiting rooms who insist on conducting all their personal business loudly on their cell-phones the entire time
>Women who wear hijabs, burkhas, abayas or other Muslim witch-outfits in Western countries
>Cherry Coke
>McDonald's Fast Food Joints
>Sammy Davis Jr's Love-Child or whatever Obama calls himself these days
>Women who poop out kids on government relief
>Kids that these women poop out
>Fat guys in teeshirts
>Fat women dressed in spandex
>Fat women
>Fat kids
>Fat fuckers of any kind
>Hot dogs
>Swishy gay guys
>Lesbo feminazis
>Hillary Clinton
>The Entire City of Detroit
>Pakistanis in Britain
>Kilts (Gott save us from das Kilts!)
>Guys who freeball under their kilts
>Black people with blonde hair
>Straws that come with plastic wrap around them (WHY?)
>Vegans
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>>682995299
Firefly was already showing seams. Season 2 would've been hot garbage
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>>682996865
>>682997044
>>682997403

Baseball caps
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>>682997548
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>>682997467
Everyone does that.
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>Urinals that are to high/low
>urinals without dividers
>urinals that are just piss troughs so your dick's just out there
>when you piss and it splits into two
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>>682997806
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>>682991756
please post a link, l want to see this failure.
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>>682997919
please god tell me this is an appliance showroom and not an actual suggested arrangement of kitchen appliances!
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>>682997548
That's what I'm sayin!
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>people who just straight up stink
>people who try to stare you out
>unmatching clothes
>baggy clothes
>when people tell me to hurry up
>when im lying in bed and i really need to piss but im too warm and cozy
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>>682998017
Sorry about your small dick. If you get good at oral it'll help
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Rubbing the "blades" of two butter knives makes me physically gag. I have no idea why.
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>>682993296
Are you Carl Pilkington?
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>>682989397
*clears throat*
>Niggers
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>people that name their kid mohammed/achmed/really anything foreign when living in america
>people that bring their small children out in public
>kids in general


>>682998198
here's another one for the thread
>those guys that love to show their dicks off
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>>682997829

While I disagree that Firefly was starting to fall apart already, I do agree that they definitely got out on top which is why it's remembered so fondly.

I personally think they would have had 3 really good seasons, a subpar 4th season, then fall into standard schlocky sci-fi recycled Star Trek tropes. Probably would have an alternative universe or time travel episode worked in there somehow.
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>>682997806
pretty good list
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>Particle board
>Whistling
>Dull scissors
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>Women wearing baseball caps
>Women who hide their faces on the internet
>Women who are poor yet decide to have 20 kids before they're 30
>Vegans
>Jenny McCarthy
>Melissa McCarthy
>Fat women (ties into above)
>Fat women who think they're sexy
>Weeaboos
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>>682989397
i kinda know why but still
> Loud people
> fat woman
> overly noticeble people
> kids
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>champagne glasses
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>>682998326
>>those guys that love to show their dicks off

that would be me, i love trough urinals and the reactions i get when i unleash the shlong

but then i get creeped out if a guy shows TOO much interest

i got issues, lol
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>>682998095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

There are a few of them, not sure which i saw
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Also, the fact that feminists make it hard to stick up for any good aspect of a female.

They ruin everything.
If you could change how someone thinks then there would be no more racism.
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>>682989397
>everything
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>Used dental floss not in the trash
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>>682992154
>makeup
Seriously what the fuck is up with that. Why would women want to wear what's basically a mask to change their appearance? It's so shallow and so much money is spent on it
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>people that have too many kids
>ice in sodas gotten when eating out
>that time during the year where half the roads get torn up
>pulling into a parking space only to realize it's a handicapped spot
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>Beta boys that whine about women
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>when people throw trash in a bin with no trash bag
>when the drive-thru spills the fries in the bag
>when the drive-thru fills 3/4 of a cup with ice
>tacos that are served with a broken shell
>waiter who forgets to give utensils
>you arrive to class to only find out that it is cancelled
>when windows give a notification mid-game which minimizes the game window
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>>682998671
From what i gather its a sort of hobby for them to get done up.
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>>682998095
>google is hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
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>>682998389
>fat woman
which one you don't like?
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>>682998526
why is there the sound of a train in the background?
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>places trying to charge more for soda when you get no ice

instant lost sale right there

>>682998748
>getting ice to begin with
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>>682997432
People need to take this shit just a little bit more seriously. Respect
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people talking foreign languages on public transit
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>>682989397
DUMB THREADS ON /B JUST LIKE THIS ONE
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>>682998671
Jokes on you, I steal mine.
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>people that drive way too close even when you're doing a bit over the speed limit

I just slow down when i see that
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>>682999083
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
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>>682999259
PEOPLE LIKE YOUUUUU
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>trucks driving behind you
>those headlights that are kinda bluish but are way more blinding
>LED headlights

do these fucks really need this and 4+ headlights on their truck?
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>>682995156
So you don't step on something, hurt your foot and sue the store is the only valid reason I can come up with.
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>>682999461
it is to compensate for tiny penis
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>>682999639
it's also dirty as shit. You know who doesn't wear shoes when going to stores. Indians, and look at their country

>>682999727
LED headlights should be illegal, you can cause a fucking accident with that shit
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>>682992525
I'll just expand that to people who drive like inches matter. And I'm a pretty aggressive driver, but come on.
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>>682990967
Men should never wear flip flops or sandals except at the beach.
Someone turned up to work wearing flip flops and it triggered me.
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when my deodorant feels like it's nearing its end but i don't have a backup so i keep using it hoping pic related doesn't happen.
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>>682999976
my brother used to inch up and stop, then inch up and stop and so on.

If the car behind kept also inching up, my brother would eventually put the car in reverse and start going back slowly
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>>682997432
This shit right here, I feel you man
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>>682990967
I only wear them when I'm walking my dog, getting the mail, or at the beach. I couldn't imagine wearing them anywhere else.
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>>682992333
>dish not clean enough to reuse but not dirty enough to wash
It's always one or the other. I've never seen a middle ground. If it isn't bad enough to be washed it won't kill me to use it again.
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when your package you've been waiting for is expected on a saturday, so if it's late one day, it'll be late two days
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>>682993142
>initiating conversation
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>>682999843
>dirty as shit
Why is it dirty? Because you've been walking around outside? But you can say the same about people wearing shoes. Except they haven't washed the soles of their shoes any time lately, so it's much. much dirtier.
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>>683000408
yes this. i cannot stand that
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>"so uh, do you have anything you'd like to preorder today?"

>>683000492
Shoes also don't sweat
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>>682993296
If this is actually a problem for then your life must suck. Sorry bro.
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>People who think opinions can be right/wrong
>"I hate *genre of music*, it all sucks"
>People who change aspects of their personality to keep up with trends
eg, how all of a sudden every girl LOVES dogs so much
>People who drive too close
>People who "roll coal"
I don't know if it's only in Canada, but rolling coal should be illegal.
Not because people say it's bad for the environment, but because you blind everyone on the god damned road.
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jesus fish on cars
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>>682997432
I feel your shit dog. When people brush off your passions, it just crushes dreams.
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>>682996940
So you dislike sex?
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>>682999461
Drives me up the goddamn wall
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>>682999000
dubble trips! check em!
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>>682989397

I'm there with you on half of these, OP.
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>>682997829
>showing seams
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>>683000888
>>682999000
jesus!!
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>>683000661
source of the pic?
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>shirts with a shitty "witty" saying on it like "sarcasm is just one service i provide"
>people that make a distinction between a fork/salad fork

>>683000710
>bumper stickers in general
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>>683001054
Over the garden wall
Check it out, I liked it.
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Blacks
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>old people
>stupid people
>slow people
>people
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>babies crying
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>living
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>the common internet emote that is used in the title of the second Pokemon game on the Gamecube
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>>683001432
Why the fuck did you word it this way fatass
I know it is XD but come on

>People like you
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>>682999015
where the fuck did you go, where they gave even a fraction of a shit whether you were gypping them on that sweet sweet ice-volume of soda? this seriously happened?
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>>682989397
>When niggers have their ass on display for everyone. Pull up your stupid pants retard.
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>>683001162
>Over the garden wall
ok, i will : )
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>>682992994
why not wear slippers?
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>>683001648
If i could make a browser add-on that could filter every variation of it to "." i'd do it. Yes, it's autistic, sue me.

>>683001662
some bowling alley, they had "everything for a quarter" that night, and they tried charging me double for that. I thought they were joking.

Fucking jewish as hell, that cup of soda probably cost them like 3 cents to make. They closed down recently
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Listening to voice mail messages. I just got a new phone a couple months ago. Last one had over 100 unheard messages. My outgoing voice mail even says "instead of leaving a message, please send a text." I don't know why, but I just can't be fucked listening to a voice mail when we could be conversing over text right now.
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i used to allow two losers to hang around me who were "that guy" until i stopped getting invited to parties and when i asked why i was told it was because of "your two friends" it was hard but after i told them they were losers and i stopped talking to them my life improved significantly.

drinks all the good beer and doesn't bring any
asks to smoke doesn't bring any
hitts on girls even though they obviously do not appreciate the advances
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>>683001432
I dislike emoticons in general, makes a person seem like one of four things
> grandmother that just found out emoticons exist
> vapid valley girl with no personality
> 9 year old
> retarded (everyone else falls into this group)

On that note, I never like LOL, KEK, and other variants. "Haha" isn't cool anymore i guess.
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>>682990967
What do you wear at home when the floor is too cold? Slippers? Ugh
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>touchscreen only anything

>>683002085
>when the floor is too cold

If that's happening turn your heat up, who the fuck wears sandals, especially in their house?
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people who text so much text per text that it comes in 2 parts or i have to scroll to finish reading all of it. mostly because i usully don't want to respond to all the shit
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>there's no real set size for parking spaces
>they always talk about going green where I live, but I can't discontinue the delivery of newspapers to my house every day because it's already paid for by my housing community and they don't want the money to go to waste
>pizzas that get cut in fucked up angles, I'm not talking like one slice is slightly larger than the rest, I mean like they gave Ray Charles a fucking pizza cutter and let him go to town with it.
>the sound of chewing, or animals grooming
>mayo
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>>683002085
the floor is never too cold when you're a man. just like showers are never too hot and steak is never too rare.
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>not exclusively wearing flipflops out of the house

you must live such sad, miserable lives
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Selfie sticks and selfies in general.
I have no idea why I hate these people so much.
After all it is up to them if they like taking pictures of themselves.
I dislike getting my picture taken, though I have taken my picture myself several times to change my profile pic.
So when I see these people taking pictures of themselves in public, oblivious to their surroundings, sharing them online... it makes me cringe hard, there are no words...
Your face is the first thing people see so I don't know why I feel like they're sharing something intimate, it's like they're exposing their narcissism to the face of the Earth. I don't understand where this trend comes from.

If anyone has any link to an article or video explaining the "selfie" trend which does not show it in a positive light ("people are defining themselves in new ways blablabla") I'd be grateful
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>>683002280
>Pizza cut in squares so you have no crust to hold so your hand gets all greasy

>>683002470
feet are ugly and i live in the north
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>>683002085
>he doesn't have heated flooring
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>>682999461
>>682999727
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>when you pee and shake it but when you're done a tiny drop comes out like a minute after you've left the bathroom
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>>683002548
>mfw one of my old co-workers used to order stuffed crust pizza and get it square cut
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>>683002822
you'll die of old age soon, grandfag
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>>682989397
People who say 'always usually'. It doesn't make any fucking sense stop saying it
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>>682989397
These are all pretty common things, it must suck to be you
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>>682992333

If its not clean enough to reuse then its dirty enough to wash you autistic fuck
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>things that have countless pointless updates

>>683002952
LITERALLY HITLER
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>>683002246
The floor is still cold when the heat is on. I have tile floor or however it's called. Also it seems like you americans call sandals two different types of shoes, at least according to google. Im talking about these things
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>>683003344
>having tile floor

Or just wear socks or slippers in your house
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>>683002689
Goddammit that shit pisses me off so much. There's a dindu in my area that double parks his crown vic in handicap spaces all the time. Not that they get a lot of use, but he doesn't have tags for it and you know he's just being a shithead.
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>>683003344
Checked Checked Checked
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people at concerts filming the whole thing on their phones wheen the phone is blocking my view
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when they print the information upside down on the back of a flyer. NOBODY TURNS THEM UPSIDE DOWN TO READ THEM.
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>>682989397
> when 'to' is written instead of 'too'
> pronounce it awkwardly but correctly in my head, every time
> every time
> Fucking polyester
> Can't absorb anything just smears it around
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>>683003674
>get an instruction manual for an american made product
>the instructions that are in english are somewhere near the middle of the book
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>when you shit but can't get it all out so you have to leave and come back later
>when you have a headache and you cant find the meds
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>>682989397
> putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
hell for me
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>>683003674
*fliers. I'm a dumbass okay
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There's that one fucking stupid shit

>gluesticks
>when you didn't turn that shit enough
>when the plastic border of the stick scratch against the paper

Shit. Just tipping this makes me cringe hard
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>>683003634
and peeople who come late to a concert but they just neèed to be in the front row and make it cramped and uncomfo3table for the people who've been waiting
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>>683003954
>not naming that pic 'stretching the infinite anus'
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people who are past middle school and still say "you times it by/minus it by/plus it by". How did they make it this far...?
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>>682989397
>>Blanket tucked under mattress, not feet
THIS. MY FEET NEED TO FEEL WARM AND SECURE
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>>683003938
>when you have to shit really bad
>think you're done
>start wiping
>those were just foreshocks
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>>682989397
>> People that queue to close or too far away
People who use "that" for people instead of "who".
"That" is for objects, "who" is for people.
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>>683003974
This was usually the fault of a kid named Travis with snot all over his face that ate most of the glue last time

You know that kid (probably lots of those kids are here)
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Like superhero movies, hate cinematic universes
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>>682990967
Sorry friend, I can't hear you over the beautiful breeze and comfort my feet are feeling.
I also like driving barefoot. And flipflops make that very easy
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>>682989397
black people
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>laugh tracks
>stupid pluralization or lack thereof, usually in fashion 'you should wear this pant' 'this is a trendy short'
>in cooking, when people say they are going to 'prepare a dish'
>people talking about what they think they deserve
>the word 'care', almost whenever it's used
>tattoos on legs, chest, neck, face, feet
>any piercings that aren't earlobes or nose (not philtrum)
>fake tits
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>spanish sections on written things

I'm way up north, i've never seen a single mexican here in my life
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>>682993296
Dude you don't have to say anything. Just don't reach your hand out for the fucking flier.
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>>682989397
Black people
Jews
Muslims
Gays (excluding traps)
Anyone that owns a caravan
Beards
Reddit
Anyone over 60
Anyone that owns a quartz watch
Anyone that owns more than 1 product made by Apple
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>>683004632
it's a killer that you had to download him to post this, non?
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>>682997806
Magenta is my favourite color
It's bright and nice
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>People that make a big deal out of things they like to people they just met
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>>683004807
What about old guys with beards?
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>>683004838
i have no pics of them
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>>682989397
ITT: Everyone channels George Carlin
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>anime where a female character screams and out of context it sounds like sex
>charger chords too short
>water fountains at offices that have a red tab to push, but no hot water
>toilet papper rolls facing the wrong way
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>>682992730
ahh fuck i always do this, i just can't keep blowing my nose
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>>682989397
>ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why
Niggers.
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>>682997432
this happened to me and i slowly crept up behind my "friend" and smacked his head off the wall. the satisfaction quickly overtook the sadness
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>>682999059
>people talking foreign languages on public transit
The lack of intelligibility reduces the percieved volume by 50% (3dB). This is a basic tenet of comms theory. Benefit.
This is why channel-based carrier systems invert every second channel to reduce the effect of adjacent-channel crosstalk.
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>>683006817
>people that try to sound smart on a Zimbabwein farming board
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>>683004064
And those people are most likely to do it douchily.
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>>683004373
Cayate ese.
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shit like this
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>people that feel like everyone needs to know their sexual preference
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>>682989397
Parents who have a close run-in with death will go on and on about their wives and kids.

This statement can easily be remedied with "I am happy to be alive". The way parent survivors talk is like their lives don't matter.

It's just "my fucking kids!!!" gtfo with that shit.
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>>683008929
>"depressed" people that only just had one or two bad days
>they're loaded and have it made
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>>683008849
Cmon guys lets go,
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>>682991756
They do applause tracks for all the awards and talent shows too. I was in the audience at an America's Got Talent show and people were only applauding at the end of a performance, but I recorded it at home and they added constant applause and screaming throughout each performance to hype it up.
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>>682998671
It's to make them look younger (smooth skin and big eyes).
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>>683009504

People who do this
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>>682989397
>atheists
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