ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why
> Wearing sandals
> Chrysler Pacifica
> People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
> Blanket tucked under mattress, not feet
> Putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
> When a spoon is put out for everyone at the dinner table yet there is nothing that will remotely need a spoon
> News/sports talk shows
> People that queue to close or too far away
>>Laugh tracks in sitcoms
I was surprised laugh tracks still exist. Then I saw a scene from big bang theory with laugh track removed and it was the saddest, most boring, and cringeworthy scene ever.
>People who dislike others and act two faced because of it
>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>People who hold back their sneezes
>When the sauce in the sandwich touches the bread
>People who say they are "Nice guys" or "Not nice guys"
If I have a drink and my phone in hand, now where does paper go?
Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)
As for talk shows, they strike me as a bunch of grown men in suits arguing like 9 year olds about generally useless stuff.
I actually really love sports, but I cannot stand sports talk. Shit is so silly seeing 300 lb dimwits in suits barely able to make coherent sentences.
>>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>>People who hold back their sneezes
Oh gods, worked in an office a few years ago and we had one of those people.
He'd just sit there snorted his phlegm and swallowing it all day.
He once introduced himself to a new employee, "hi, my name is SNNNOOOOOORT anon"
Started to refer to him as Snorty.
>Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)
You tell them you don't want their shitty flyer you autist.
Russians or Jews who seem to never stop talking.
How shit is a language for a sentence to literally be forever.
Only way to speak to them is by talking over them, for every single fucking point
when people have opinions and care about things
>be me throwing a backyard bbq
>everything is going well
>somebody invited THAT guy
>that guy who gets way too drunk too fast and makes an ass out of himself
>as expected he gets drunk and starts talking really loud and yelling
>saying gross shit infront of chicks and has nacho cheese on his chin the whole time
>he's bypassing all the cheap party beer and drinking all the good shit that folks bought personally for themselves
>wants to smoke another bowl every 10 minutes even though we he hasnt even brought any weed himself
>try to ignore him best as i can
>im not that kind of asshole
>let the faggot party but just stear clear of me yeh know?
>he walks over to the table to get more food for his fat fucking gaping pig maw
>he leans to far and ends up falling on the table because he is drunk
>it hasnt even been 3 hours yet, nobody else is even in full party mode and this fuck is tanked
>go help him up
>" dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? you do this everytime we invite you out "
>he doesnt look me in the eye
>instead he looks down and gives this sheepish laugh
>he is trying to overide anything im saying by fake laughing
>are you going to apologize for ruining people food and spilling their drink?
>he just looks down or away from me and laughs/chuckles
>grab his collar because getting annoyed at his tactic
>" why the fuck did you do that anon ?! "
>he looks at me " hur hur because its funnier this way "
>realize he is the type of guy who cannot admit his faults under any circumstances
>tell him he has too leave
>he then turns it around on me like im the asshole
>rolls my eyes ask him to please leave
>he tells me " fuck you, your food sucks "
>and then he leaves
>continue the party
People who cant admit when they are wrong or be humble and admit to their faults are one the one things that will make me want to murder another human being.
nah they're not the huge ones just normal thongs.
Hell I'd even go bare foot if I was just going to the supermarket or something but it's socially unacceptable or something, people think you're the worst cunt on the planet if you go somewhere with no shoes.
I remember my bro's ex thought it was worse to go to the shop with no shoes than it is to go there IN FUCKING PYJAMAS. is that not backward as fuck?
The word "meme"
Sentence fragments starting with the word "When" (commonly used by niggers on the internet)
The GIF format used for video (as it's a horrible format for it)
Referring to short videos as "GIFs"
Images with text on it (with very few exceptions)
My flat having 10 outlets in the kitchen/diner, but only 2 in my bedroom/lounge.
I had an apartment that only had 1 bathroom, which was inside my bedroom.
Not much of a deal, but when people stayed over I get woken up throughout the night and occasionally get to enjoy horrific stenches.
>stoplight that changes just soon enough for you to not properly stop but not to the point where you can gun it through the yellow light
Exactly like that. There were always like 20 guys back in highschool that did this even in the middle of the winter, and they always smelled like the inside of an asshole
>get hyped over a song
>ask friend if he wants to hear it
>we share the same taste in music
>put the song on
>he talks through the intro
>walks away talking to someone not even a minute into the song
>makes me feels stupid for thinking someone would like my song
Meanwhile, when i agree to hear a song, i give it an honest chance, i listen to the whole song, and talk about the song with the person afterwards.
Shit happens with movies and tv with as well.
You want to show them a cool movie, and you look over and they are staring at their goddamn phone.
Maybe im more passionate about stuff than others i dont know...i just get excited and want them to fee/hear/see it the way i do.
>people with nose/tongue piercings
>women's rights activists
>people who constantly talk about their cultural heritage/background
>gay people who say they're gay
>people who walk with their phones playing music on max
>parties that have the music at ear-damaging levels
>people who talk about the "deep web"
>people who talk about anime in public
>people who listen to music in the library with earphones on, but you can still hear it
>Guys who check me out in the restroom
>Guys who DON'T check me out in the restroom
>Good-looking guys with ugly ho grilles
>Beautiful women hanging all over ugly rich fuckers
>The colour magenta
>Jewish guys who have curly sideburns hanging down their faces
>Chihuahua doggies or any animal that women stuff into pocketbooks
>Pink cases on computers or phones
>Women who shave
>Women who don't shave
>Go-Cars (keep looking for the giant key sticking out the rear end)
>People in doctor's office waiting rooms who insist on conducting all their personal business loudly on their cell-phones the entire time
>Women who wear hijabs, burkhas, abayas or other Muslim witch-outfits in Western countries
>McDonald's Fast Food Joints
>Sammy Davis Jr's Love-Child or whatever Obama calls himself these days
>Women who poop out kids on government relief
>Kids that these women poop out
>Fat guys in teeshirts
>Fat women dressed in spandex
>Fat fuckers of any kind
>Swishy gay guys
>The Entire City of Detroit
>Pakistanis in Britain
>Kilts (Gott save us from das Kilts!)
>Guys who freeball under their kilts
>Black people with blonde hair
>Straws that come with plastic wrap around them (WHY?)
please god tell me this is an appliance showroom and not an actual suggested arrangement of kitchen appliances!
>people who just straight up stink
>people who try to stare you out
>when people tell me to hurry up
>when im lying in bed and i really need to piss but im too warm and cozy
>people that name their kid mohammed/achmed/really anything foreign when living in america
>people that bring their small children out in public
>kids in general
here's another one for the thread
>those guys that love to show their dicks off
While I disagree that Firefly was starting to fall apart already, I do agree that they definitely got out on top which is why it's remembered so fondly.
I personally think they would have had 3 really good seasons, a subpar 4th season, then fall into standard schlocky sci-fi recycled Star Trek tropes. Probably would have an alternative universe or time travel episode worked in there somehow.
>Women wearing baseball caps
>Women who hide their faces on the internet
>Women who are poor yet decide to have 20 kids before they're 30
>Fat women (ties into above)
>Fat women who think they're sexy
>>those guys that love to show their dicks off
that would be me, i love trough urinals and the reactions i get when i unleash the shlong
but then i get creeped out if a guy shows TOO much interest
i got issues, lol
Seriously what the fuck is up with that. Why would women want to wear what's basically a mask to change their appearance? It's so shallow and so much money is spent on it
>people that have too many kids
>ice in sodas gotten when eating out
>that time during the year where half the roads get torn up
>pulling into a parking space only to realize it's a handicapped spot
>when people throw trash in a bin with no trash bag
>when the drive-thru spills the fries in the bag
>when the drive-thru fills 3/4 of a cup with ice
>tacos that are served with a broken shell
>waiter who forgets to give utensils
>you arrive to class to only find out that it is cancelled
>when windows give a notification mid-game which minimizes the game window
it's also dirty as shit. You know who doesn't wear shoes when going to stores. Indians, and look at their country
LED headlights should be illegal, you can cause a fucking accident with that shit
when my deodorant feels like it's nearing its end but i don't have a backup so i keep using it hoping pic related doesn't happen.
my brother used to inch up and stop, then inch up and stop and so on.
If the car behind kept also inching up, my brother would eventually put the car in reverse and start going back slowly
>dish not clean enough to reuse but not dirty enough to wash
It's always one or the other. I've never seen a middle ground. If it isn't bad enough to be washed it won't kill me to use it again.
>dirty as shit
Why is it dirty? Because you've been walking around outside? But you can say the same about people wearing shoes. Except they haven't washed the soles of their shoes any time lately, so it's much. much dirtier.
>People who think opinions can be right/wrong
>"I hate *genre of music*, it all sucks"
>People who change aspects of their personality to keep up with trends
eg, how all of a sudden every girl LOVES dogs so much
>People who drive too close
>People who "roll coal"
I don't know if it's only in Canada, but rolling coal should be illegal.
Not because people say it's bad for the environment, but because you blind everyone on the god damned road.
I'm there with you on half of these, OP.
where the fuck did you go, where they gave even a fraction of a shit whether you were gypping them on that sweet sweet ice-volume of soda? this seriously happened?
If i could make a browser add-on that could filter every variation of it to "." i'd do it. Yes, it's autistic, sue me.
some bowling alley, they had "everything for a quarter" that night, and they tried charging me double for that. I thought they were joking.
Fucking jewish as hell, that cup of soda probably cost them like 3 cents to make. They closed down recently
Listening to voice mail messages. I just got a new phone a couple months ago. Last one had over 100 unheard messages. My outgoing voice mail even says "instead of leaving a message, please send a text." I don't know why, but I just can't be fucked listening to a voice mail when we could be conversing over text right now.
i used to allow two losers to hang around me who were "that guy" until i stopped getting invited to parties and when i asked why i was told it was because of "your two friends" it was hard but after i told them they were losers and i stopped talking to them my life improved significantly.
drinks all the good beer and doesn't bring any
asks to smoke doesn't bring any
hitts on girls even though they obviously do not appreciate the advances
I dislike emoticons in general, makes a person seem like one of four things
> grandmother that just found out emoticons exist
> vapid valley girl with no personality
> 9 year old
> retarded (everyone else falls into this group)
On that note, I never like LOL, KEK, and other variants. "Haha" isn't cool anymore i guess.
>there's no real set size for parking spaces
>they always talk about going green where I live, but I can't discontinue the delivery of newspapers to my house every day because it's already paid for by my housing community and they don't want the money to go to waste
>pizzas that get cut in fucked up angles, I'm not talking like one slice is slightly larger than the rest, I mean like they gave Ray Charles a fucking pizza cutter and let him go to town with it.
>the sound of chewing, or animals grooming
Selfie sticks and selfies in general.
I have no idea why I hate these people so much.
After all it is up to them if they like taking pictures of themselves.
I dislike getting my picture taken, though I have taken my picture myself several times to change my profile pic.
So when I see these people taking pictures of themselves in public, oblivious to their surroundings, sharing them online... it makes me cringe hard, there are no words...
Your face is the first thing people see so I don't know why I feel like they're sharing something intimate, it's like they're exposing their narcissism to the face of the Earth. I don't understand where this trend comes from.
If anyone has any link to an article or video explaining the "selfie" trend which does not show it in a positive light ("people are defining themselves in new ways blablabla") I'd be grateful
>mfw one of my old co-workers used to order stuffed crust pizza and get it square cut
The floor is still cold when the heat is on. I have tile floor or however it's called. Also it seems like you americans call sandals two different types of shoes, at least according to google. Im talking about these things
Goddammit that shit pisses me off so much. There's a dindu in my area that double parks his crown vic in handicap spaces all the time. Not that they get a lot of use, but he doesn't have tags for it and you know he's just being a shithead.
> when 'to' is written instead of 'too'
> pronounce it awkwardly but correctly in my head, every time
> every time
> Fucking polyester
> Can't absorb anything just smears it around
>get an instruction manual for an american made product
>the instructions that are in english are somewhere near the middle of the book
> putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
hell for me
There's that one fucking stupid shit
>when you didn't turn that shit enough
>when the plastic border of the stick scratch against the paper
Shit. Just tipping this makes me cringe hard
people who are past middle school and still say "you times it by/minus it by/plus it by". How did they make it this far...?
>when you have to shit really bad
>think you're done
>those were just foreshocks
>stupid pluralization or lack thereof, usually in fashion 'you should wear this pant' 'this is a trendy short'
>in cooking, when people say they are going to 'prepare a dish'
>people talking about what they think they deserve
>the word 'care', almost whenever it's used
>tattoos on legs, chest, neck, face, feet
>any piercings that aren't earlobes or nose (not philtrum)
Gays (excluding traps)
Anyone that owns a caravan
Anyone over 60
Anyone that owns a quartz watch
Anyone that owns more than 1 product made by Apple
>anime where a female character screams and out of context it sounds like sex
>charger chords too short
>water fountains at offices that have a red tab to push, but no hot water
>toilet papper rolls facing the wrong way
>people talking foreign languages on public transit
The lack of intelligibility reduces the percieved volume by 50% (3dB). This is a basic tenet of comms theory. Benefit.
This is why channel-based carrier systems invert every second channel to reduce the effect of adjacent-channel crosstalk.
Parents who have a close run-in with death will go on and on about their wives and kids.
This statement can easily be remedied with "I am happy to be alive". The way parent survivors talk is like their lives don't matter.
It's just "my fucking kids!!!" gtfo with that shit.
They do applause tracks for all the awards and talent shows too. I was in the audience at an America's Got Talent show and people were only applauding at the end of a performance, but I recorded it at home and they added constant applause and screaming throughout each performance to hype it up.