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Dear /b/

I am 32. My Alcohol father is visiting. Been dealing with his shit for as long as I can remember. He's not a violent cunt drunk, just drinks, Talks absolute crap, fucks my shit up and when I'm lucky he pisses, shits and vomits all over my apartment.

He has been in and out of rehab more times than I care to remember. Just came out today. All positive and shit. "Now that I'm clean we can work together.", "got to go camping", etc (He missed a large chunk of my childhood and teen years)

I'm going to leave my reaction tomorrow up to you guys, as I don't really care.

69 decides how I react.

Inb4 any disturbing incest related shit you whormongering faggots.
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Sorry. OP here.

Forgot to mention. He just Passed out and pissed all over my couch.
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Roll for shit in his mouth.
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>>682975333
Get black out drunk with him and shit all over him then shove toy car up his ass in condom
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rolling for pissing on his chest
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man, take a shit on him, when he wakes up with a shit on his chest, he may stop :D
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>>682976899
This. And post a pic with timestamp
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don't forget to take pics (or didn't happen)
rolling for cumming, shitting or pissing on him sleeping
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>>682975333
I wish my dad was alcohol
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Your father was an alcohol? I'm sorry to hear that
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>>682976899
No mate. Like I said. He shit all over himself before. Pissed again the very next day.
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GO CAMPING WITH HIM AND KILL HIM IN THE WOODS.
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>>682975333
OP Here. Replaced the rest of his vodka with white vinegar. Can't wait for the show.
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>>682977842
This sounds promising.
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>>682977921
WAKE HIM UP AND HAND it to him.
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>>682977921
maybe you stop in for an al-anon meeting or two after he pukes up the vinegar
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>>682977921
KYS
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>>682978015
When I say passed out, I mean coma style.
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>>682978087
Been there done that for 10 plus years. I'm done bro.
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>>682975333
>my alcohol father
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>>682975333
I'd feed her some eggs if you know what I mean...
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Tell him you'll no longer consider him as your father and refuse to see him or speak to him until he gets definitively cured from his addiction.
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>>682978447
Tell him you'll no longer consider him as your alcohol and refuse to see him or speak to him until he gets definitively cured from his addiction.
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Kill him in his sleep if he is drunk, if not support him
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>>682975333
Suck his dick. Post a picture of you doing it.
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>>682978650
Reroll
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piss in all of his beer
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>>682975333
>My alcohol father
>It's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit an run driver, the driver was an alcohol
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>>682978447
Considering this.
When he threatens to jump of the local bridge again I'm going to tell him to do a flip.
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>>682975333
>My Alcohol father is visiting
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>>682978799
Lol. Dubs so it must be true.
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>>682978447
You know I used to think like you. Then I grew up.

Yeah just tell an addict, just stop using that will work great because its just a matter of choice and will power right? Because you don't abuse anything you stay off of alcohol, tobacco, drugs, salt, sugar and exercise every day right, which is why you're on 4chan.
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>>682975333
Nice trips
Your alcohol father...
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>>682977491
Fucking an alcohols ruin everything.
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>>682977491
Underrated
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>>682978367
Yet you still lack boundaries necessary to maintain your side of a healthy relationship?
There are healthy (for both of you) ways of dealing with this horseshit that don't have to involve having a drunken sod puking in your place...

That is, of course, if you are getting something out of having a dysfunctional relationship with him.

Alternatively, OP is a gigantic faggot nigger and has no dad
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>>682978746
More a hard tak man. Pushed a bottle and a half of vodka today. If it was me I'd be dead.
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>>682978447
This

/thread
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>>682975333
My father an heroed a couple years ago. He was a drunk too. Sometimes I wish he was still around, we used to play never winter nights together. But then again he was kind of an asshole. Maybe tell him to kill himself or leave your life for good
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>>682979115
Didn't say I'm perfect. Just ranting a bit. I do smoke and drink once in a while.
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>>682979115
>then I grew up
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>>682979403
STOP THAT
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Piss in his alcohol them fix him a ginger ale and whiskey
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>>682979624
Stop what?
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>Alcohol father
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>>682979762
THAT
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>>682979205
Like I said. Came out of rehab. Had supper. He went into the toilet and drank himself into a coma. By the time I realised it was too late.
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>>682975333
You kick his ass, after getting drunk with him.
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just tell him your done and close the door on him
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>>682979800
Fine.
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>>682978447
This
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undress him, stuff a bottle up his arse and then take pic of him
2nd solution - drag him away from your house, call the cops (with the bottle in his ass)
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>>682979403
My brother already anheroed. One more family member to go
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>>682979939
Well, it aint #69 but the right thing to do is call 911 and have an ambulance take him away as 'unresponsive' after attempting to kill himself with booze. Likely they will put him on a 3day hold, then a psych program.
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>>682980112
This sounds promising.
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>>682975333
Suck his cock as a sign of reconciliation
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>>682980251
This is Africa bud, not first world.
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rape him
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>>682980301
rerolling this :D
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>>682980429
rape him
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>>682979115
I had serious drug addictions from the past. I'm clean for almost 6 years now, and I owe it to my will only.

If you can't control your addictions, it's because you don't want it. It's time to face the facts, the mental is able to overcome this kind of problems, I am the living proof of it. So stop crying like a baby, it's not the time for losing hope.
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>>682980301
And there it is.
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>>682980429
>>682980488
Rape him
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stop being a pussy
drink with him, make him proud!
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>>682980429
>>682980488
>>682980554
Rape him
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>>682980429
>>682980488
>>682980554
>>682980634
Rape him
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Kid, my old man was a dope fiend and I cut him loose. Never talked to him again. He dropped dead. Still don't regret cutting him loose. Swiffer that shit out of your life and don't look back.
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>>682980429
>>682980488
>>682980554
>>682980634
>>682980693
Rape him
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>>682975333
just go camping with the old fuck. as it sounds he doesn't have long to go anyway.
honeslty, even if you do not enjoy it, it will register with him and perhaps give him some motivation
worse case scenario it will be something good to remember when the fucker's liver bails out and all you have is bad memories
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>>682976555
>555
Must listen to trips. OP deliver
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>>682980418
logic flaw:
Africa.
Has father.
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>>682975333
Out drink him
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>>682980767
do this
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>>682975333
Give him a lot of antabuse before he wakes up.
Or maybe just let him drink himself to death.
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>>682975333
Feed him Disulfiram
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>>682980767
yeah do this....or rape him
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>>682980820
Rape him
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>>682980516
I'm not loosing hope. Just resigned to the fact that I can't fix this one. I've just been retrenched so I started my own business. Doing well. I don't generally give up, but in this, I'm fucking over it.
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>>682980516
Good for you that you managed to get yourself out of your problems. My point is it ain't easy, and most of us have substance abuse issues weather thats with hard drugs, alcohol or food.

I'm sure OPs dad doesn't like the feeling he gets when he wakes up from his drunken state, but will power can only get you so far, if it was so easy we wouldn't have drug problems, weight problems and our prisons would be mainly empty.
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>>682975333
Got drunk.
Fucked a lovely girl.
She hates my way of life.
My son i a cunt.
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>>682980948
Rape him
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>>682981031
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>>682981031
>>682981122
rape him
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>>682980817
I said Africa. Not I'm a Nigger.
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>>682981175
Rape him
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>>682975333
kill him

don't get caught
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tell him to fuck right off then kys
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>>682981240
RAPE HIM!
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>>682981430
No.
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here is what you do op take a pic of him sleeping and we will believe you
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>>682981273
chinese the mother lover
fuffin white boi
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>>682975333
Rape him violently with a vodka bottle.
When he wakes tomorrow with a hurting asshole and asks what happened, show him the bottle and ask him why he made homo love with a bottle. Maybe he will quit drinking.
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>>682981794
hang his ancestors
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>>682975333
Your "alcohol father" trips?
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>>682975333
lock the door and cal the police and tell lies
>they check his record
>jail
>no more bullsht
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>>682975798
roll
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>>682981438
Ay lemoe rape him
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>>682982100
Jokes aside. Getting him jailed is a rape and HIV death sentence here.
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>>682975333
suck his dick fag
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>>682982592
reroll
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>>682977491
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>>682982377
You people are fucking sick.
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>>682982647
reroll
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>>682982579
just lock him outside then?
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>>682982747
reroll
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>>682982775
fak!
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>>682982799
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what he said
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>>682982835
reroll
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>>682980995
Ofc, it was the hardest shit I've ever done. But if at only one moment, during my weaning, I had the thoughts you just wrote, I would have failed today.
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>>682981834
this is really good...
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>>682982592
Don't have homoerotic incest fetishs mate.
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get drunk yourself and act like he usually do
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>>682982734
I bet a lotta niggers plottin so you know I got that heater bruh
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>>682982961
ok change then tag team a bear!?
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>>682983152
reroll and kick it ass
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Put a funnel in his ass and make him buttchug vodka until he is kill. Call 911 act sad, nail funnel to wall and keep as trophy. Ezpz
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>>682983215
reroll
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>>682983286
reroll
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>>682983353
reroll
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>>682983472
reroll
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>>682975333

Prank him every fucking time he is drunk. and upload that to Youtube... Superglue wigs, obvious annoying ridiculous pranks... you may get rid of him... or unlikely make him change... and have a buck or two....
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Have you raped him yet faggot?
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>>682983518
reroll
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>>682983526
reroll
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Got to go. Thanks for the support and lulz. When you read through all the bullshit and kys you're actually good peeps. Love you guys.

Alcohol dad's son.
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>>682983552
reroll
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>>682983641
reroll
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>>682978996
...
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>>682983701
reroll
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>>682983782
reroll
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Forgive but dont forget. Move on and make the most if the time you have left
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>>682983822
reroll
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>>682983890
reroll
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Take a huge dump on the floor and tell him he did it when he wakes up. Masturbate as you watches him clean up your shit. Bonus points if he's hungover and really embaressed.
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>>682983935
reroll
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>>682983889
Reroll
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>>682984055
reroll
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>>682984144
reroll
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>>682975333
This is the most depressing get thread ever
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>>682984235
reroll
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>>682984277
reroll
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Throw out the vinegar and replace with bleach.
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>>682984325
reroll
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>>682984026
is the kangoroo alive? im asking for a friend
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>>682984391
reroll
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>>682984260
Feels
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>>682975333
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>>682984026
Reloll. Yes the kangaroo is kill.
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buy him a drink.
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>>682975333
puke on his chest
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>>682984458
reroll
>>682984427
nope! its dead
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>>682984630
reroll
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>>682984026
Reroll.
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The fuck are you rolling for you stupid tards
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>>682984699
reroll
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>>682984774
reroll
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>>682984630
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
- my friend
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>>682975333
>My Alcohol father
newfags, newfags everywhere
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>>682984833
reroll
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>>682984893
reroll
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Get drunk with him and sodomize him
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>>682984959
reroll
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>>682985023
reroll
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Suck his dick and wake him up.
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>>682985084
reroll
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>>682975333
sorry ma'am

ur father is an alcohol
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>>682985152
reroll
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>>682985253
reroll
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>>682985284
reroll
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>>682985324
reroll
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>>682985378
reroll
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>>682976555
roll
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Gets out of rehab because alcoholism.

Gets shit faced and passes out on sons couch.

There's lots you can do:

1) Take a poo on some newspaper and tell him he did it. While its fun to fuck with him, you don't want shit stains on your carpet. Sounds like you already have one on the couch.

2) Fine something you can throw away and poke a hole in it a few inches deep. Either wank off and aim for the hole or be creative and tell him he started fucking it.

3) Give him a dirty Sanchez. You're already fucking with him, why do you care?

4) Fuck steps 1-3. Pay a tranny prostitute to strip down and wake up next to him. Record his screams of horror to show him as evidence why he shouldn't be a fucking alcoholic anymore.
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>>682985412
reroll
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>>682985472
reroll
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>>682975333
Give the oldfag a blowjob
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>>682985542
reroll
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>>682985577
reroll
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Pull out his cock, be a good girl, and suck the skin off his meat. It's the daughterly thing to do ;)
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>>682985626
reroll
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>>682985686
reroll
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>>682983062
rape him asap rocky
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>>682977491
I cant beat you up and your mother too for free
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>>682975333
if i get 69 go have a good time man.There are people who would die just to spend one more day with their father
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>>682985727
reroll for 69
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Tell him to clean up his act or you'll never talk to him ever again.


And suck his dick.
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>>682985914
reroll
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>>682985460
this
but give him the dirty sanchez also
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>>682985943
reroll
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>>682985634
Don't forget the timestamped pictures!
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>>682985999
rreroll
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>>682986060
reroll
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>>682985634
Rolling for this
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>>682986149
reroll
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>>682986213
reroll
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>>682978799
That's the joke
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>>682985634
Rerawl, i demand pictures!
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>>682985460
Reroll because never lucky
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>>682986248
reroll
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>>682986300
reroll
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>>682985634
Re J.K rowling
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>>682986363
reroll
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>>682986405
reroll and reroll
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>>682985634
Reroll 69
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>>682986459
reroll
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>>682985444
Check'd & kek'd
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>>682986484
reroll
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>>682985634
Reroll 69 second try
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>>682985444
Trips on trips
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>>682986530
reroll
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>>682975333
69 walks away forever
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>>682986619
reroll
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>>682985848
I get where you're coming from, just haven't had a good day with him in as long as I can remember. Every time with out exception, he gets shit faced and falls down. 20+ years of that.
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>>682986254
tonight matthew i am being
>an alcohol
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>>682984026

Assuming he will be cleaning his shit ^^ You don't know your addict, he will be shitfaced 1hour after waking up, at most he will spread some everywhere and do fucked a job
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>>682986674
reroll
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>>682986721
reroll
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>>682986755
reroll
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>>682986820
reroll
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>>682986857
reroll
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>>682986885
reroll
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Such his dick and finger his fart box. Also post pics.
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>>682986857
>Some say that anon was still rolling to this day...
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>>682986917
reroll re fucking roll
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>>682986885
Rolling for whatever these people are rerolling for
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>>682986676
this week i will mostly be
>an alcohol
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next time he starts drinking, starting drinking too, but when he gets wasted stop drinking so much and let him get piss all drunk. then throw him in your car and ditch him somewhere like an hour away
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>>682986949
Roll
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>>682975333
Smoke weed every day.
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>>682986961
reroll
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>>682975333

Since it seems he takes more than he gives in your relation i suggest you sever all ties with him immediately. Never look back, never question yourself. It's for your own good and you know it. Fuck him, he had his chances. Multiple, in fact.
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>>682986675

Rolling for you to just tell him to fuck off somewhere else when he wakes up. Doesnt look like your getting anything out of this relationship anyway. If he wasnt your father you would probably rather swallow your change than giving it to him
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>>682986949
Reroll
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>>682987072
reroll
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>>682986949
69 get
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Completely stock your fridge full of alcohol and record his reaction when he opens it.
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>>682975333
Suck his dick and post timestamped pictures
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>>682987221
Can't afford another trip to the ER, but the look would be priceless.
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>>682987317
Reroll
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How about you say yes but show up in erotic lingerie all lubed up and ask him to fuck you
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>Buy a gallon of alcohol 90%
> Take all alcohol (except gallon) money and food out of the house
> Change the locks, make sure everything is closed behind you.
> Go spend the weekend in a nice hotel
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>>682987317
Reerooll
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>>682987502

Rolling for this if you set up a live feed
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>>682975333
>My Alcohol father
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>>682987103

Ok fuck it, reroll.
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>>682987317
Re re reroll
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>>682986961
thanks for the kek anon>>682986961

>>682986981
im rolling for this>>682983152
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>>682987502
This has potential.
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if he passes out then pic related
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>>682986949
69 come at me.
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>>682987680
rolling
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>>682975333
Get drunk with him and hire a prostitute
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>>682987763
reroll
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>>682987803
reroll
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>>682987780
Rerollin
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Try to understand his point of view then
Teach him how to dubby,
Teach him how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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>>682987837
reroll
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>>682987317
Re re reroll>>682983152
Rolling for this one
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Chilli Vodka FTW.
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>>682987893
Reroll
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take a shit
blame it on him
watch as he cleans your shit
voila
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Be nice and forgive him.
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>>682987893
Rerollan
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>>682983152
Re re reroll re re reroll tryna stop me on a reroll!
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>>682987897
reroll
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>>682987893
Rerollins
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>>682987988
Should be calling dubs.
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>>682983152
Re re reroll re re reroll tryna stop me on a reroll! 2
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piss on him while he's passed out
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I'm going to leave my reaction tomorrow up to you guys, as I don't really care.


wut
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>>682987780
Rolling
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Respect your father
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>>682988057
just keep rolling just keep rolling rolling rolling
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69 get mother fuckers.
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>>682988205
rolling
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>>682988149
Rerolling...
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A video of you holding a printed image of the OP eating an entire bowl of hard boiled eggs.
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>>682988301
rolling for a rolling
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>>682988340
rolling for a reroll
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>>682988340
Rolling
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>>682988379
reroll for a rolling
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>>682986949
69 get
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>>682988149
Reroll
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>>682986949
Reroll
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Give him ginger virus
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>>682988149>>682988525
reroll
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Tell him you'll help him sober up a bit with a coffee, but mix in a big ol glob of your jizz in with it.
I want start to finish pics of said jizz being mixed in the coffee to your old boys cheesy grin when he's done sippin'
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>>682986949
Rerolling
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>>682988149>>682988525
reroll>>682988640
Reroll
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>>682986949
Check'm
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>>682988149>>682988525
reroll>>682988640
Reroll>>682988751
Reroll
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>>682988434
holy shit my finger hurting reroll
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Shit on face
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prostitute him on CL for rent
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>>682988149>>682988525
reroll>>682988640
Reroll>>682988751
Reroll>>682988819
Reroll
>>
G
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>>682986949
Winnar get
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>>682988834
reroll
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>>682988834
You shall not pass...
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>>682988936
reroll
>>682988939
zoom!
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>>682986949
Come on
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>>682988908
God damnit gimme 69!
Reroll btw
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>>682986949
Yes
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>>682989080
No
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>>682986949
69 get
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>>682989055
reroll
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>>682989080
69 reroll
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>>682989184
reroll
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>>682989080
69 reroll>>682989234
Reroll>>682989234
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Tuck him in and give him a hug.
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>>682989235
guessing im rolling till the end of time
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>>682975333
/B/ro, I dealt with an alcoholic father for 37 years before I lost him. (Ironically, to lung cancer.) Believe me, hating your dad (or just not caring) is no way to live.

My only advice is to come to peace with your dad's addiction, and then tell him to get his own fucking place.
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>>682989080
69 reroll>>682989234
Reroll>>682989234
>>682989313
I give up, last reroll
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>>682975333
>Alcohol father
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>>682989391
rolling
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>>682987221
Roll for this
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