I am 32. My Alcohol father is visiting. Been dealing with his shit for as long as I can remember. He's not a violent cunt drunk, just drinks, Talks absolute crap, fucks my shit up and when I'm lucky he pisses, shits and vomits all over my apartment.
He has been in and out of rehab more times than I care to remember. Just came out today. All positive and shit. "Now that I'm clean we can work together.", "got to go camping", etc (He missed a large chunk of my childhood and teen years)
I'm going to leave my reaction tomorrow up to you guys, as I don't really care.
69 decides how I react.
Inb4 any disturbing incest related shit you whormongering faggots.
>My alcohol father
>It's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit an run driver, the driver was an alcohol
You know I used to think like you. Then I grew up.
Yeah just tell an addict, just stop using that will work great because its just a matter of choice and will power right? Because you don't abuse anything you stay off of alcohol, tobacco, drugs, salt, sugar and exercise every day right, which is why you're on 4chan.
Yet you still lack boundaries necessary to maintain your side of a healthy relationship?
There are healthy (for both of you) ways of dealing with this horseshit that don't have to involve having a drunken sod puking in your place...
That is, of course, if you are getting something out of having a dysfunctional relationship with him.
Alternatively, OP is a gigantic faggot nigger and has no dad
My father an heroed a couple years ago. He was a drunk too. Sometimes I wish he was still around, we used to play never winter nights together. But then again he was kind of an asshole. Maybe tell him to kill himself or leave your life for good
Well, it aint #69 but the right thing to do is call 911 and have an ambulance take him away as 'unresponsive' after attempting to kill himself with booze. Likely they will put him on a 3day hold, then a psych program.
I had serious drug addictions from the past. I'm clean for almost 6 years now, and I owe it to my will only.
If you can't control your addictions, it's because you don't want it. It's time to face the facts, the mental is able to overcome this kind of problems, I am the living proof of it. So stop crying like a baby, it's not the time for losing hope.
Kid, my old man was a dope fiend and I cut him loose. Never talked to him again. He dropped dead. Still don't regret cutting him loose. Swiffer that shit out of your life and don't look back.
just go camping with the old fuck. as it sounds he doesn't have long to go anyway.
honeslty, even if you do not enjoy it, it will register with him and perhaps give him some motivation
worse case scenario it will be something good to remember when the fucker's liver bails out and all you have is bad memories
I'm not loosing hope. Just resigned to the fact that I can't fix this one. I've just been retrenched so I started my own business. Doing well. I don't generally give up, but in this, I'm fucking over it.
Good for you that you managed to get yourself out of your problems. My point is it ain't easy, and most of us have substance abuse issues weather thats with hard drugs, alcohol or food.
I'm sure OPs dad doesn't like the feeling he gets when he wakes up from his drunken state, but will power can only get you so far, if it was so easy we wouldn't have drug problems, weight problems and our prisons would be mainly empty.
Rape him violently with a vodka bottle.
When he wakes tomorrow with a hurting asshole and asks what happened, show him the bottle and ask him why he made homo love with a bottle. Maybe he will quit drinking.
Prank him every fucking time he is drunk. and upload that to Youtube... Superglue wigs, obvious annoying ridiculous pranks... you may get rid of him... or unlikely make him change... and have a buck or two....
Take a huge dump on the floor and tell him he did it when he wakes up. Masturbate as you watches him clean up your shit. Bonus points if he's hungover and really embaressed.
Gets out of rehab because alcoholism.
Gets shit faced and passes out on sons couch.
There's lots you can do:
1) Take a poo on some newspaper and tell him he did it. While its fun to fuck with him, you don't want shit stains on your carpet. Sounds like you already have one on the couch.
2) Fine something you can throw away and poke a hole in it a few inches deep. Either wank off and aim for the hole or be creative and tell him he started fucking it.
3) Give him a dirty Sanchez. You're already fucking with him, why do you care?
4) Fuck steps 1-3. Pay a tranny prostitute to strip down and wake up next to him. Record his screams of horror to show him as evidence why he shouldn't be a fucking alcoholic anymore.
I get where you're coming from, just haven't had a good day with him in as long as I can remember. Every time with out exception, he gets shit faced and falls down. 20+ years of that.
next time he starts drinking, starting drinking too, but when he gets wasted stop drinking so much and let him get piss all drunk. then throw him in your car and ditch him somewhere like an hour away
Since it seems he takes more than he gives in your relation i suggest you sever all ties with him immediately. Never look back, never question yourself. It's for your own good and you know it. Fuck him, he had his chances. Multiple, in fact.
Rolling for you to just tell him to fuck off somewhere else when he wakes up. Doesnt look like your getting anything out of this relationship anyway. If he wasnt your father you would probably rather swallow your change than giving it to him
>Buy a gallon of alcohol 90%
> Take all alcohol (except gallon) money and food out of the house
> Change the locks, make sure everything is closed behind you.
> Go spend the weekend in a nice hotel
Tell him you'll help him sober up a bit with a coffee, but mix in a big ol glob of your jizz in with it.
I want start to finish pics of said jizz being mixed in the coffee to your old boys cheesy grin when he's done sippin'
/B/ro, I dealt with an alcoholic father for 37 years before I lost him. (Ironically, to lung cancer.) Believe me, hating your dad (or just not caring) is no way to live.
My only advice is to come to peace with your dad's addiction, and then tell him to get his own fucking place.