this kid slaps ur girlfriends ass at the club
what do you do, beta cuck ?!
>>682972825
only faggots go to clubs
purpleEnza
O SHIT HE'S GOT A BOMB!
First I take my clothes off, then proceed to shit into my bare hands and smear it all over my body. Then try to hug him. The perfect iron defense.
PAUL DENINO
>>682972825
Place him under arrest for a sexual assault because its my job
>>682972825
Simple roofie his drink. And fuck his ass and make him my bitch. While gf video tapes and put it over the Internet. Also piss on his face at the end to show complete dominance.
do the arm thing
bar stool to the face
where da fuck is his abs?
If somehow I would land in a club, I think I could take him in a fight.
dab
>>682974029
Yeah sure kid, dream on haha.
>>682972825
This guy? Hahaha. Wait. Ahahaha.
>>682972825
Arrest him for assault or beat his ass I am a police officer
>>682972825
Do you know who yer fuckin with, kid?
>>682974492
id stab you
either get a bouncer to kick shit out of him or hit him myself i dont fucking know
>>682972825
break the glass on his face when he's not looking
>>682972825
Shit in my hand and slap him in the face with it
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>>682972825
He's smaller than me, so I'll make him my sidebitch
>>682972825
>this kid slaps ur girlfriends ass at the club
>
>what do you do, beta cuck ?!
Kick his ass. Fuck those beta muscless
That guy isnt buff lol. I had stronger physique at age 16
>>682974527
lel
Punch him
>>682972825
Try me mofo... try...me
>>682972825
Dodge Charger
KFC Manager
Chicken
Watermelon
PurpleLeo
DO THE ARM THING
Smile and ask him which leg he wants snapped off an shoved up his ass
>>682972825
Even with poor lightning and maximum flexing, I can still tell that this guy is a chump. I'd just punch him in the face.
Not even that hard, just inform the officer he aggressively put his hand on my girl.
Law 101.
>>682972825
A cute little twink like that? Trying to pass for straight?
I let the bears have him, or maybe the muscle daddies.
>>682972825
we would never catch ourselves in a gay bar
beat the shit out of this faggot what else?!?
>>682974758
I know this is purposesly cringy sonit shouldnt really make me cringe. But it fucking does dude, so bad. It makes me thing of a bunch of faggots i used to go to school with
CUT HIM IN THE EYES
listen dude
>>682972825
Slap his ass harder than he slapped hers
>>682974758
Pssh...nothing personal, kid...
>>682974931
LOL you wouldnt be able to keep up you ape hes too agile for you haha
>>682972825
Well.
First of all, I am underage so me and my girlfriend don't go to the club so this scenario is unrealistic.
Secondly, my girlfriend and I don't attend clubs as we have each others' company and we don't need to go and party to have fun.
Thirdly, I wouldn't do anything regardless, I'd walk away and save any potential conflict as I value I and my girlfriend's life more.
So shut the fuck up faggot.
fuck is that ice poseidon?
>>682975615
97 agility?
>>682975694
Youre a tough guy huh? You wanna take this one outside kid?
Il fucking get ROT on his ass
Choke him out, tie him up, let gf fuck his ass with a strapon while i sit back relax and watch the show
>>682975841
>trying to get himself shot
kek
>>682972825
This guy looks like the sorta cunt to never do leg day
>>682975615
stfu you lost at your own game faggot the ape boy destroyed you
>>682974758
>>682975832
What the fuck she looks like eggman
>>682972825
Fucking punch his stomach there's nothing there he'd snap
>>682974492
Beer mug to side of the head, 2 steel toes to your ribs. If the bouncers hadn't gotten me yet I'd piss in your face.
>>682972825
Ill hack his rs account
>>682972825
Id watch my gf knocking him out.
Anally violate him and cum on his face
