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What have you fags been arrested for?

>sell weed for a couple years
>a little blow on the side
>shitty neighbor kids steal my WiFi
>order a pizza online
>beat up pizza dude and take his money
>cops get address from ISP
>show up with warrant and get me for everything
>most bullshit ever
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>drunkenly pulled a cops shirt only got arrested (no charge)
>possession of 6.9g of weed ($100 fine)
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public (assult on an officer 1 year probation and ~$2000 fine)
>also got pulled over riding a motorcycle without the proper papers and/or helmet a bunch of times
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>>682971005
Unsecured Wifi. I hope they lock you up
and throw away the key faggot.
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>>682971551
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public

Say what
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>>682971551
try throwing blood on a cop in texas. give you 5 years for that shit. but you are clearly from california, thw state that has given up.
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>>682972737
I just can't figure out what you were doing and why it happened lol
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>>682971005
Attempted manslaughter. Beat the living fuck out of a guy for raping my 14 year old daughter. Did a year but,it was worth it. Bet he never try's it again once he gets out of prison. Don't like rapists in prison,plus he was labeled a chester. Took a few beatings in there also
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>>682972149
>be drunk
>got in fight with an idiot
>go bring bayonet
>end up cutting myself in the hand
>police show up
>go in drunk retard mode and flail blood everywhere
>gets put down by cops immediately

I could have AIDS or some other blood transferred disease so its assault >>682972737
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> doing 135 in a 65
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>>682971005
You deserved it.
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>>682972982
Damn that sounds like fun
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>be me
>doing 185 in my Maserati
>get pulled over
>lose my license
>now I can't drive
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>>682972923
You made the right choice
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>>682973761
If you can't drive I'll take the Maserati
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>Got arrested for being part of a group which touch down the netherlands largest ISP.
>No internet in 1/3 of the country for 2 days.
>Still awaiting trial.
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>>682974005
Took*
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>>682972982
Kek giving cops aids
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Fucked my baby daughter in the butt.
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I've never been arrested, but I've come close.
>Be in high school, senior year
>Climb buildings sometimes for shits
>Go to the top of a parking garage downtown
>Hop a fence to the roof of a neighboring building
>Walk across to all the other roofs on the block
>Smoke a bowl, chill out while watching people like Batman
>See a cop head for the parking ramp
>See two more cops suddenly around the block
>MFW I realize I crossed the roof of a bank to get here
>Run halfway down the block, to where there's an old electrical conduit running two stories down a brick wall into an alley
>Shimmy down far faster than is safe
>Hear engine roaring in the parking ramp
>See a second cop enter the ramp
>When the cop is out of sight, run through the ramp to the park on the other side of the block
>Hide in the bushes for about half an hour
>Walk home
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>>682971005
For dubs
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>>682973761
what you did there, i see it
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>>682971005
Do you live in Fl? Faggot that was my dads Christmas present money!
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>record taking shit on baby
>post GIF to /b/ for the lulz
>forgot to turn on VPN
>just got out after 8 years
>most bullshit ever
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>>682974807
they should have fucking executed you m8
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