Bumping isn't always enough
Hard to describe, but I can try if you want. And I can explain you how to get it
go ahead, im dtf
Too bad, I'm starting to lack of material...
So it kinda feels like in your back, you're feeling warm and cozy, but not too hot, just warm enough. It feels really fullfilling, and a little like when your body hair get dressed because of good music.
Then the mental feeling, imagine your brain empty, totally empty. Now stay like that, but at the rithm of the dick, each times it enter, you add a big load of pleasure, kind of pleasure when you're doing yoga, but a lot bigger. And when it goes out, instead of stopping this pleasure in a bad way, it does it like how it feels good when you discover you lost a pain.
Then your breath will goes as you were exhausted, but without the bad feeling of that: you're exhausted, but not tired.
Finally, add the fact that your whole body feels wet and full of odors you're used too (and so you've learned to like), and the only feeling you have left is the thrust that feels more and more, but the pain disapear more each trust and is replaced by the good feels of carress but with more speed.
And if the movement is regular, add to it that your breath will align, so you'll feel free in a way.
Is it well explained?
I cum bearing dicks!
I hope that's understandable... I'm not english at all...
I didnt mean to do the whole post link thing. woops.
hell if I know. I need caffeine.
So you want me to explain how? I mean it's clearly the best feeling in the world (and I'm supposed to be hetero...)
Be aware that it takes times, though.
~Everything goes good with melted cheese~
They're like buttpirates, but with an even greater bonus to pillaging.
Yeah, I've always enjoyed the ones without sex more. They usually have better jokes.
You can be a viqueen then
You'll need a dildo or a dick. And you'll need it multiple times (took 7 for me). Note that you're allowed to fap normally until day 4.
Everydays, before training, you'll have to make sure you're clean inside, so get to the toilet at between 3 and 6 hours before.
First step, get to learn your hole. for that, use your fingers. That's the hardest part, since that's this part were you can get the most discourage. Just try to put one finger, and carress where you can, then the second finger after something like ten minutes, then start the in and out. When you feel at ease doing that, you can either continue if you want or stop and wait for the second day.
Then the second day goal is to put the dildo in. For this, use a lot of lube or even more spit. Do like the first day to 'open', then put it in. If it hurts, go a little back, wait, then goes in again. When it's all in, keep it for like 5 mins, and then you can move it.
Third day goal is to get to move faster, in and out, but while keeping the dildo in.
Forth day is like the third day, but without always keeping the dildo in. After this part, you'll sleep very well.
Five and sixth day will be for you to make your anus become sexual. AKA get aroused, and calm your arousal ONLY with anal sex. Not allowed to touch penis. And try to go as close to orgasm possible, but at the moment that hurt you stop directly.
Seven day is the day: get water, lube, get aroused ONLY by playing with your nipples and ass, don't forget to drink, lube, and goes in. It won't goes out until you cum, so wait to be the more aroused possible. Then get a comfy position, where both your hand can move the dildo. Put some stupid sex music like "ACA Miniskirt" playlist to get a rythm, and FOLLOW THE RYTHM. You're not allowed to stop until you've cummed. It's not force that you'll make sperm, but you'll when know you've got it. And when you got it, force it a little more.
After that, everytimes it'll get simpler and better.
it's strange how it's so slow around this particular time
I know, I can make everyone aroused just with words.
I'm the best.
Joke aside, good luck on your quest for anal cum! (and don't forget normal cum sometimes, too much unused cum in your balls can give you a cancer...)
As I said in the last thread, I'm just out of a deppression, and my face hurts to watch. I look like a squeleton with more sleepymarks on the face than actual skin.
So why do you have gfur?
I want to kill all the gays
Because I like it, dumbass.
I will after I have killed all the gays.
How do you plan to do that, sitting on your ass all day wasting time on /b/?
The only thing you kill is your parents hopes and dreams that some day you might be less wretched and pathetic
Im really lazy, ill do it when I feel like.
if anyone has more locker-room stuff itd be greatly appreciated
No, I dont like women either, women are shit too. I want to kill all the women along with the gays.
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
Viqueen or Fruit Viking
You got plenty of options
touches your tail
have some more
yea its nice to look at
maybe if it wasnt so uncomfortable and awkward to suck it thatd be fun too
can confirm i am not that anonymous
never underestimate the visual appeal of cock lust
ya i know. and i'm feeling a bit frisky at the moment too.
As you push me onto the table and bend me over, three short prods from your lil chode are all it takes for three days worth of plops to come shooting out over you like toothpaste out a tube. It sprays all over you and you cum as you munch down all my plops
Apparently that footage is from a club near my home town.
Ain't nobody laughing at a faggot's joke