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Let's assume you're a serial killer. What trophies do you keep?
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none
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>>682968981
Trophy=evidence so none
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I'd take Facebook passwords, and try to serial kill their friends.
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Possibly the asshole to make a fleshlight
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Their cereal. I'll be the cereal serial killer. I'll take the bitches frosted flakes. With some blood on it
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>>682969830
Half the fun is having evidence and still not getting caught. I'd take a dollar bill and keep it in my wallet, but never spend it.
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Nipples
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Penises
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>>682970055
hahaha so funny and creative
pathetic

I'd take their spleens
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>>682970406
Spleens do you understand how much work no no just no I'm too lazy to be doing surgical procedures. I'm just gonna go to the kitchen in my victim's underwear, sit on my victim's bed, masturbate and leave a trail of cum leading to the sewers for police to follow because I'm a piece of shit kek
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Earings or wedding rings.
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>>682968981
Nipples
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>>682969698
\thread

>A serial killer keeps no evidence and leaves no evidence.
>Keeping things implies you want to be caught
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>>682968981
Wait but can us possible serial killers Fap to her nudes? Where her tits at bro!!!
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>>682971355
Un /thread faggot
Serial killers are fundamentally fucked up mentally, nearly every single one does something that someone who didn't want to get caught would not do.
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>>682968981
-cut off her tits
-dissolve them, make liquid out of them
-pour into little bottles
-i now have their tits always around me, literally
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>>682971824
>drink that liquid
>you are now tits
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>>682968981
the dicks
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>>682968981
Who.is.she
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>get hunting shack in the woods
>occassionally actually go hunt
>stock and restock shack with animal carcasses
>hide bodies in there for temporary storage
>make casts of all the vaginas and assholes of every woman i've killed with pictures from their profiles
>dispose of bodies
>start making realistic flesh lights
>sell fleshlights
>support self for more killing sprees
>alibi is making fleshlights, hunting, and testing fleshlights
>never pick women with a connection to me or anyone i know
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I'd keep the right eye and left index finger
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>>682968981
I'll be a copycat serial killer and keep high heels
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I'd take some shit like glasses or purse or something from 1st victim and place it at 2nd victim and so on.. kek
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>>682968981
Eating my womans....I would make them part of me...what better thropy than having slaves for the eternity
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>>682971719
Then you have a short run as a serial killer.

Durst was putting them in oil drums on his property.

Claimed he didn't put them there.

Pretty much everyone knows he is behind the disappearance of hitchhikers on south I-45 near Galveston.

He is nuts but got off because he knew the right people to pay off.

His guilt caused him to go off the deep end and fuck someone up poorly.

Now he is gone and the world is better for it.

>A true serial killer would be methodical in his work.
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>>682971824
You could also make a boob out of milk (or cheese) and then pour the tit liquid through the cheese boob. It would be art.
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>>682968981
I'd keep their panties.
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>>682972688
Yeah but any matter from what you eat of them wont stay within your body forever. It will get replaced sooner or later
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>>682972683

faggot
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>>682972726
How does it feel that you've just said a sentence literally no human being has ever said in the entirety of history?
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Kill feminazis, take their virginity.
Trophies: all the virgin sex that Allah will grant me, as promised by Osama.
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>stalk victims that own cats
>kill them in their house
>grab cat by the neck
>stuff cat kicking and screaming onto their scanner
>close lid on the fucker but keep it alive
>scan and print
>staple picture to the face of dead bitch
I'd be the Copy Cat Killer.
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Left wenis
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I would take their virginity.
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>>682968981
A pen from their pocket book.
It is something they used yet is a common everyday item that is hard to trace back to them.
I then write my memoirs using the pen i took from each girl to write their chapter in the book.
Book is well hidden until my death, my will is used to give the location.
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>>682975293
Says the pud not into pens
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Dexter inspired blood slides.
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>>682972879
The Pantie Killer.
Nice.
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>>682975246
So you'd be called the Virgin killer, then? Nice angle.
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>>682972726
Kek wtf anon. I'd buy it.
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>>682972879
Take it one step further and strangle them with their panties.
You'd be the Panty Snuffer.
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>>682968981
TFW this is the FBI trying to find a serial killer
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>>682975979
I like it!
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