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American here, why is scandinavia so cucked?
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>>682964238
says the american... gr8 b8 m8y
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>>682964238
You know where scandinavia even is?
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Norwegian here, were vikings we fuck who we want
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>>682964472
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>>682964551
>attach a fucking picture from wikipedia
>still europoors question my knowledge of geography
>You can't make this shit up
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>>682964238
pretty rich coming from someone who comes from a country that is basically becoming over run with illegal immigrants from south and central America and can do fuck all to stp it because your greedy jew run capitalist economy thrives on using cheap illegal labour to further the interests of your jew overlords.

but yeah , make judgements about scandinavia why don't you at least we still have our foreskins you fucking kike cuckolded fuckboi
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I wish i grew up in norway, maybe i wouldn't be such a pussy ass white american cuck if i grew up there.
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>>682965509
Norway is beyond cucked , Anon.
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ebin bait
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>>682965752
>Iceland?
>Finland?
>Faroe's?

learn geography those aren't scandinavian by a long shot. Also: where is amsterdam?
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living in sweden is great
h8 on m8s
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>>682964238

Because it's the current year
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>>682964238
Why are most Americans obese?
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>>682965640
Nope, the cucky fucked nation is Sweden. They love brown cocks over there.
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>>682965934
>by a long shot

Still trying, I see

And they're in orange, meaning they are only included in some cases
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>>682964985

>thinks the Netherlands is Scandanavian
>thinks Iceland and Finland aren't

Classic yank education.
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>>682966385
Sure, thats why Breivik killed all those kids right?
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>>682965961
Prepped asshole spotted. KEK
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>>682966385
t. Danskjävel or Finngolian.
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>>682966465
Finland and ICeland arent scandinavian , neither is Denmark geographically
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>>682966481
Burger education
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>>682964631
>Norwegian
>"fuck who we want"
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>>682966580
Fuck off Björn
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>>682966481
And how does his actions spell cucked, you know the Swede synonym?
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>>682966777
>killing ethnic norwegians to fight against muslims with the jews
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>>682966580
Butthurt Swede spotted. KEK
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>>682966934
>Killing socialists, willing to destroy Norwegian values.
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Why are scandinavians so smart?
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>>682967200
>killing 13 year old kids who are going through their edgy rebel socialist phase and dont know any better
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>>682965229

Pretty rich coming from
A guy who's country is Britney overrun by Muslim refugees.

I don't even need to know what European country you're from to know your musl problem is getting worse.

Latin Americans are WAY better minority. WAYYY better.

Keep pretending it isn't.
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>>682967335
>killing 13 year old kids
You need to research your claims, faggot.
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>>682965934
Faroe islands is part of Denmark though. The same is Greenland
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>>682967662
why is it even included as its own?
Why isnt Åland there aswell?
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>>682967269
>unironically thinking IQ means intelligence
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>>682967269
>Why are scandinavians so smart?
Because they train their brains by thinking of warm places since they are little kids?
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ITT: Butthurt, jelly poor-fags. Jelly of the Norwegian oil much? KEK
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>>682967945
mad Turkroach detected
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>>682967269
The South East European IQ dip area is the old slaving fields.

Slavers start out with a
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyn_massacre
killing all the smart people so the nation dies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veneti_(Gaul)#The_end_of_the_Veneti

This might be why West Africa is so stupid.
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>>682965229
At least Latin Americans know more or less how to assimilate and not try to blow North Americans up.
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>>682967269
Pølseniggers are slav tier haha why am I not surprised?
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>>682967662
They are not part of denmark, they are part of the danish monarchy, but have seperate governments. Being part of this kingdom does not make them scandinavian.
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>>682967269
>IQ differences well within margin of error
>Muh meaningful international comparisons
Why are 4chan posters so stupid?
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>>682967842
Åland isn't a country anon.
It belongs to Finland despite how much those Ålänningar wants to be swedes.
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>>682968058
can u pls work a few more uses of the word jelly into your next post?
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>>682967269
Because surviving the cold, harsh climate, requires both strength and intelligence.
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>>682968223
Another mad eastern european faggot detected
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>>682968249
>Ålänningar
Please tell me that's like sandnigger and not their actual name
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>>682968249
they dont want to be swedes my man
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>>682968249
I thought Faroe islands were part of denmark so nevermind
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>>682968348
Sure they do. I know three of them and that's like 4% of their population and they told me.
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>Åland
Ahvenanmaa*

Ftfy
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>>682968130
That map is old, Swede.

http://www.thelocal.se/20140401/sweden-takes-another-tumble-in-pisa-school-rankings
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/08/immigration-helps-explain-swedens-school-trouble/
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>>682968315
>look mom I'm writing nigger on the internet lol
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>>682968058
>84% Nordmenn i Norge
Nei, takk.
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>>682968553
literally all the posters from Åland in /int/ said they dont
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>>682968348
No one wants to be Swedish nowadays. Poor bastards.
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>>682964985
>doesnt even know to wiki
>posts pic of qt3.14
All is forgiven
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>>682964238
amusing, from the country where whites are vasty in the minority in their biggest cities
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>>682968697
a lot yanks and niggers do cuz of MUH VIKINGS muh PERRRFECT SOCIETY HURR DURR
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>>682968683
Oh anon.
Did you get your facts from people on 4chan again?
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>>682968671
>84% Nordmenn i Norge
The number would be much higher if we kicked out our Swedish welfare clients. KEK
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>>682966385
ignore the suomi they got fucked up the ass by the russians for too long, their brains are scrambled
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>>682968697
What a shame, Sweden was a good country
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>>682964238
The Netherlands is not part of Scandinavia my friend.
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>>682968553
No they dont, its like Fenno-swede scum

they are just retarded fucks
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>>682968847
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>>682968513
They are part of the
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Realm
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>>682968984
Finland had autonomy under Russian rule and were much better off than under Swede rule
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>Norway
>being occupied by nazis in just few days
>not cucked

>Sweden
>"neutral" while sucking Hitlers big master race cock and paying with ore
>not cucked

Kekkerino
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>scandinavia bread
>only scandinavians are stormfags
>only non scandinavians are stormfags
every time
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>>682968984
Well, I like them better than the Swedes. As they don't willingly give their assholes to every muslim on the planet. You know, Sweden yes..
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>>682968645
It's a map from of future though. After the EU collapses and the west has voted right-wing conservative parties into power, Sweden will most likely take clay, being the bigger and stronger one of its neighbors.
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>>682969227
If so, why did they not go back to Sweden?
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>>682969446
hey don't knock it
sweden's current wealth is basically built on war and postwar incomes and not having our country shot to fuck
I'll gladly be a cowardly cocksucker in my mansion sipping champis
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>>682969549
>Take clay
From who? with what army?
Sweden is crying to Amurica-Kun because of 1 Russian submarine in their waters, nigger Sweden cant do shit against countries with paid armies and Finland with the biggest army of Nordicks
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>>682969549
Sweden will have to deal with their Jihadi-cool problem first.
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>>682969549
Allied with Turkey like under Charles XII?
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>>682969618
Did you even read the post
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Having been all throughout Scandinavia I have seen first hand that it is only Sweden who is actually cucked, yet Denmark and Norway are constantly getting lumped in with them.

Those limp-dick Swedes are ruining it for everyone.
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>>682969549
>The future
How are these faggots going to claim anything?
>gillar olika
>Sweden yes
KEK
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>>682969227
Sweden didn't really own Finland. Finland was a part of Sweden just like any other part of the country. Helsinki was just as Swedish as Stockholm. How the fuck were they better off with Russia? Do you know how bad Russia is? They have lots of Russians.
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>>682969549
Sweden was almost conquered by one russian submarine alone
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>>682970226
>>>>reddit
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>>682969977
Checked.
Sweden is full of butthurt faggots.
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>>682970226
YEah lets forget about the forced castrations, mass killings of Finnish people, banning finnish language and so on haha

Nigger even during Great Famine Russia was the only one who helped Finland

Finland was nothing but a soldier breeding ground to Sweden, when Sweden lost Finland it lost its balls, literally.
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>>682970236
Scared as fuck. Crying like bitches. Pls halp us America.
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>>682969784
Sweden will declare itself as the protector of all Muslims in Europe, let them freely persecute Old Swedes (particularly Scanians), and deliver a 48 hours ultimatum to Denmark to stop resisting Muslim immigration and stop torturing Muslims in Denmark by being Danish, then invade Denmark and incororate Zealand with Copenhagen into Sweden so they have a corridor to Germany (cf. Polish corridor question)..
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>>682966025
Because they put poisons in our food that make us fat
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>>682970236
kek, true.
the swedish military is a joke!
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>>682970236
>>682970520
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>>682970226
It was good untill the faggot Tsar
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>>682969446
>Norway
>being occupied by nazis in just few days
>not cucked

Of all the countries invaded by Nazi Germany, the length of Norway's defense was second only to the Soviet Union.

They put up a better fight then France, which was at the time a great power and had literally more than 10 times the population of Norway.
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>>682964238
because people around here beleves that making laws can fix everything, but the opposite is true, norway here btw
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>>682970684
Finland being the only one kicking nazi's out of their land after backstabbing them

>norway
>yes
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>>682970136
What the fuck is wrong with the kids in this video? Oh my god.
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>>682970811
>backstabbing
>yank education
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>>682970684
This.
Uncuckable.
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>>682970236
Sauce?
>>682970487
>Preventing finngolian genes from entering the white gene-pool and making people speak the right language is bad
I found the jew! Didn't expect to find CIA shills on /b/.
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>>682970849
The future. KEK
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>>682970684
Sure fag, Germany never pushed through to UK
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>>682964238
Average Swede.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fW9liHT6E
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Norwayfag here, damn it feels good to live in this glorious country. We may have high taxes, but it’s completely worth it. Free health care and education and so on.
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>>682967269
because stupid people froze to death in the winter back in the days
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>>682971095
Must be cool to have shitty education and shitty healthcare

All that money yet you have nothing to show off
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>>682964238

too many jews in positions of influence
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>>682964238
Hey pindoses, you've already seen the latest russian weapons? What can you oppose him? -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX1psS-YLW4
And here are some curiosities shown 4 years ago -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvmZEyXEkA
We have built in Russia Orthodox Taliban with bearded aggressive fag priests.
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Dutch guy here, I hope Trump wins and starts helping our cucked countries, Just imagine if Germania & Scandinavia are cleansed, we have so much potential
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>>682971095
>Feels great.
I love seeing all this butthurt and jealousy.
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>>682966465
>>682969090
As a Dutch-American, Holland is 100% scandinavian
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>>682970684
[citation needed]

Dream on
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>>682971389
We are stuck in social marxism and political correctness
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>>682970849
They are Swedish.
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>>682971706
you cant even argue against, Norway does piss poorly in PISA
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>>682971468
Leugens
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>>682971468
>Delirious.
KEK
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>>682971468
Dutch guy here, the northern province of the netherlands "Friesland" or Frisia, is Scandinavian yes, they speak a Dutch dialect that other Dutchies can't understand.
But the rest isn't, we are mostly Germanic but the Frisians might be a mix of the two
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Consider this
>scandinavians don't make threads about scandinavia
>non-scandinavians often make threads about scandinavia
>non-scans have a lot of opinions about scandinavia

how insecure
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>>682971800
I don't argue with stupid.
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>>682971205
Our healthcare is stellar what are you talking about?
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>>682971958
>friesland
>scanidinavisch
>Nederlanders kunnen fries niet verstaan
wat de kanker beweer jij? Friesland is gewoon West-Germaans net als de rest van het land. En fries kan ik als brabander gewoon verstaan hoor, verheven jezelf niet zo.
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>>682971958
No they are saxon like the rest of the northern netherlands. There are no direct descendants of the ancient Frisii
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>>682964631
Swedes were the real Vikings though.
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>>682971205
>Must be cool to have shitty education and shitty healthcare
That's because they SAVE money and not waste it frivolity. There is only a finite amount of oil, so saving is important. Compared to USA with has what? a debt of around 20,000,000,000,000$.
Norway's standards of living is also one of the highest in the world.
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>>682971513
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Campaign

>The 62 days of fighting made Norway the nation that withstood a German invasion for the second longest period of time, after the Soviet Union.

I shouldn't have to provide a citation for a basic historical fact you as a presumably educated adult should already be aware of, but have one anyway you useless cunt.
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>>682972388
Sure, as they had the best coastline to attack the british isles. Makes perfect sense. KEK
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>>682972585
> the nation that withstood a German invasion for the second longest period of time, after the Soviet Union.

Still, what happened to UK
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>>682971811
>not speaking english on an american website on an american internet

>>682971865
Explain how

>>682971958
How is the rest of holland not scandinavian?
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>>682967269
>>682968102
Note the correspondence with the area of the state of Thrace
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>>682972588
Seafarers in a little retarded pond.
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>>682972741

The UK was never invaded by Nazi Germany.
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>>682972880m
They sure as fuck bombed the shit out of London.
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>>682972792
and
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>>682972347
Ja nu het West-Germaans maar jij denkt in moderne borders, vroeger was het Frisii en dat liep door t/m Denemarken, en er werd veel handel gedreven tussen Noormannen en Friezen daar rond 850-1200 AD, ik vind het accent van friezen meer Scandinavisch klinken (als in Deens) dan Nederlands of zelfs Duits, en ik ben ook Brabants en kan Fries maar half verstaan, dat accent is kk raar
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Sverige må virkelig ta seg sammen og forbedre innvandringspolitikken sin. Den kommer til å påvirke andre Skandinaviske land. Herregud ta dere sammen Sverige!!
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>>682972588
>Literally conquered Eastern Europe
>Reached Constantinople
>Raided the British Isles


u wot m80?
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>>682966465
Finland isn't part of Scandinavia. Norway, Sweden and Finland make up Fennoscandia.
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>>682972760
They're pretty isolated
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>>682966465
Christ you guys are as autistic as you are cucks. Your little shithole is smaller than my home state. Most europoor countries are smaller than the majority of US states. Quit jacking off to the fact you're insignificant and no one cares about you

It's like watching a chorus of special olymptic athletes taking pride in the fact the news reporter doesn't know their favorite juice.
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>>682973357
Kommer ikke til å skje, Sverge liker smaken av somalisk pikk.
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>>682973687
Typical Amerifag behavior, so what our countries are smaller than yours? at the end of the day you guys are all European too,
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>be finland man
>do gene test
>be from norway, denmark, swegayden area
>most likely be viking
>feels okay
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>>682973362
>Believe whatever you want.
Still wrong.
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>>682973275
>Ja nu het West-Germaans maar jij denkt in moderne borders, vroeger was het Frisii en dat liep door t/m Denemarken, en er werd veel handel gedreven tussen Noormannen en Friezen daar rond 850-1200 AD

Er zijn geen afstammelingen van de Frisii in het heudige nederland. Die stammen zijn uitgemoord of wegverhuisd.

>ik vind het accent van friezen meer Scandinavisch klinken (als in Deens) dan Nederlands of zelfs Duits

Jouw subjectieve oordeel is geen bewijs, fries is blijft een west-germaanse taal, nauw verwant aan het engels en het schots.

>dat accent is kk raar
mee eens
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>>682964631
Dane here. I can confirm this.
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>>682973687
Are Americans this fucking stupid? White Americans came from where? Africa?
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>>682973927
Every hear of Rus'?
Ever heard of the England Runestones?


Suck it faggit!
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>>682966025
because we have food unlike other countries
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>>682964238
because we were like 'hey, they are nice and pretty, lets listen to what they have to say...'.

(dutchman here)
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>>682973357
Sverige er en militærstat. Disse indvandrrere skal bruges som kanonfoder. Hvis de venter med krig går de fallit.
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>>682974150
Oh, so all runestones come from Sweden? You must be both delusional and stupid, you dumb fuck.
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>>682973687
So when was the last time your state had a thread made about it here on 4chin?
There are 3 swethreads up atm.
Is your state known for great living standards?
Great looking chicks?

Now you tell me that your dad can beat up my dad.
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>>682973975
Oke dan had ik het mis, kan toch wel flink kekken op deze kankervideo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbeHUcSc4PI
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>>682966025
>30.6%
>most
learn to math, faggot.
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>>682973687
>Quit jacking off to the fact you're insignificant and no one cares about you

But we care about ourselves. Now live up to your declaration and fuck off.
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And the people is fucking hot. that is why i cant settle with one gender.
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>>682974322
Danmark ni uppträder som vår onda tvilling eller något.
>talar med potatis i mun
>lagstadgar stöld av dyrbarheter från flyktingar
>rasister som fan
Jag skäms å era vägnar för uppenbarligen så gör inte ni det.
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>>682974354
Virtually all of them are in Sweden.

Are you tarded or sumtin?
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>>682973917
>so what our countries are smaller than yours?
Your entire nation has a smaller economy and fields less troops, culture, and investments. I'm sure you'll find some retarded way to turn that into you being the winner

at the end of the day you guys are all European too
>movd to Russia as a toddler
>move to the US with a merit scholarship
>live with Chinese-Americans and whites who don't give a shit about Eurofags
>"European"
Christ I honestly hope Putin and Trump carve you dumbfucks up like you did to the Middle-East and Africa. Europoors are fucking white trash that pretend they're elitists. History has shown Euros can't be left alone, they'll gun down a 16 year old European cught in barbed wire but let brown Muslims cuck them
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>>682974322
Sure they will cucky.
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>>682974537
De friezen zijn goed in zelfpijperij. Kansloos kutvolk als je het mij vraagt
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>>682973975
>Er zijn geen afstammelingen van de Frisii in het heudige nederland. Die stammen zijn uitgemoord of wegverhuisd.

En hoe weet je dat?
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>>682974574
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>>682974759
I det mindste taler vi ikke som om vi har en kartoffel i røven.
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>>682974796
Sure they are, keep telling yourself this delusional bullshit, you butthurt faggot. Retardation must run in your family.
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>>682974583
>But we care about ourselves.
that's cool. i care about my sick dog. pretty similar situation i guess. Fleas, Muslims. Dying, being a cuck.
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sure is a lot of BUTTHURT up in here
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>>682975097
>implying other anon is wrong
Fuck you cunt
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>>682975036
They sure love stuffing stuff up their asses. KEK
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>>682975036
haha väl rutet danskjävel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTukY9fV9Y

men seriöst, ni gör bra korv och tvserier i alla fall
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>>682975097
Truth hurts, don't it?
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>>682975213
Boohoo, faggot. Keep protecting your Swede boyfriend.
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>>682974797
We'll see in a few years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPlTg6tCIh8
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Europeans are afraid by mighty Muslim dick and all they can do is flounder lmao
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>>682968297
true, thats it.
in southern countries food just grows. In nothern parts you had to be clever to survive.
My ancestors survived while their land was under water 50% of the time. But that was useful in winter, so they could ice-skate and travel to fuck bitches and improve the gene-pool.
(IQ: 135)
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>>682975318
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>>682975291
I cant imagine why.
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>>682975429
I'll suck his dick and make you watch cuckboi
Sweden=superior
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>>682975341
Åh ja, riget.
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>>682974315
I'm curious about your defense ministers. Are they nominated then voted in? Do they have real military experience? Is it based on merit or whobis friends with whom?

Do they scissor?
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>>682974759
>Danmark ni uppträder som vår onda tvilling eller något.
??
>>talar med potatis i mun
Er det casus belli nok for jer, ondskasfulde bastarder?

>>lagstadgar stöld av dyrbarheter från flyktingar
Flygtninge skal anvende egne resurser før de kan få dansk hjælp, præcis som danske medborgere; ingen forskelsbehandling her.

>>rasister som fan
I 1864 mistede vi en del af landet som var blevet koloniseret af tyskere, fordi vi ikke holdt dem ude. Hvad gør I når Muslimerne udråber Göteborg og Stockholm som Islamisk Stat? Sender armeen ind?
>Jag skäms å era vägnar för uppenbarligen så gör inte ni det.
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>>682975357
You seem to have very little knowledge on what you are talking about, so I don't really give a fuck. You should research your claims, as this will hopefully make you seem like less of a fucking moron.
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>>682975429
Swedish masterrace
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>>682974315
Literally the only reason this could happen is because Germany, UK, and US protect them. Like kids playing a game of pretend
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>>682975684
Cute, and just what one would expect from Swedes.
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>>682975103
You forgot to fuck off, Jew?
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>>682975814
Oh really, maybe you should Google the England Runestones and which country has the vast majority of runestones.

Then get back to us.
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>>682975886
Swedish faggotry is more like it.
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>>682975684
>>682975886
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Can Swedes understand Danes and Norwegians? or is the language very different? coming from a Dutch guy
inb4 > dutch sounds german

oh hell nah
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>>682975797
Jaha du är en stormfrontsbög.
Fortsätt vara rädd för islamism käre dansk. Jag kan hälsa från dig nästa gång jag tar en kebab med min polare Ahmed.
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>>682975995
Too busy sucking dick to, formulate a message.!;
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>>682975784
The Swedish minister in the pic (who has now been replaced) was a career officer with ten times the experence of her Russian counterpart who never served a day in his life.
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>>682969803
translation on sign?
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Have you Swedish fucks found that Russian sub yet? Kek
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>>682976029
>google
Hows about you read a book now and then, you repulsive dipshit.
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>>682976194
kek
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>>682976208
Same way english sounds german, spanish sounds italian, chinese sounds japanese.
cuz we don't kno shit unless we speak it.
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>>682976304
Here everyone is the same, and we would love to suck every brown cock we can get our hands on. Signed Göteborg.
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>>682975784
After each election the parties get together to see if they can agree enough to form a majority government. Then they appoint parliament member from their own party as ministers, in proportion to the size of their parliament group.
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>>682976304
New Gothenburg
Here everyone is similarly different and nobody is left out.
t. football fags
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>>682976208
Norwegians and Swedes have little to no problem understanding eachother.
No one understands Danish... it sounds really weird with mostly gutteral sounds. Norway/Sweden jokes a lot about the Danish language.
Great Norwegian skit that explains my point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
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>>682976349
Looks like we've got ourselves a real intellectual here!

Swedes were the real Vikings, deal with it.
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>>682976562
You forgot how they want to suck brown cocks.
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>>682976338
They never will, but they sure will bitch about it. Like the faggots they are.
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>>682976638
god damn I was waiting to see if anyone else would post this
funniest thing to come out of norway
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>>682973275
true.
de hele kust van noord-holland tot denemarken (dus ook duitsland) heeft qua taal bijzondere overeenkomsten. En ze lijken ook allemaal op elkaar.
(ik ben een blonde fries in noord-duitsland en word vaak door de nazis uitgescholden omdat ze vinden dat ik uit Denemarken kom en hun banen inpik :)
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>>682976727
hmm no that's not on the sign

...do you often see that though anon?
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>>682976208
Well i can understand swedes and norwegians. I am dane.
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>>682976657
Dumbshit. Utter moronic bullshit claims, followed up by more bullshit. Enjoy Jihad-cool you stupid piece of shit.
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>>682976898
ofc you can
the probläm is that no one understands you
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>>682976638
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
brilliant
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>>682976638
Is it true? Does danish really sound like that to you guys?
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>>682976657
>the real Vikings
KEK
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only the cities in sweden look like fuckin' iraq, if you go out into the country side you will only find National socialist patriots who have like 5 guns each, the only reason we havent done anything is because we hate the city cunts, let them destroy themselves.
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>>682974797
>The reason for bigger economy is over population in your faggot country.
>The reason for more troops is becasue we choose not to waste halve the economy on giving people PTSD.
>New York culture comes from Italy and England and LA culture comes from Africa and gay cocksuckers
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>>682976880
>de hele kust van noord-holland tot denemarken (dus ook duitsland) heeft qua taal bijzondere overeenkomsten

bewijs het. Ik weet dat je uit je nek lult.
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>>682976880
bijvoorbeeld masc. + fem. -> genus commune in Nederlands, Deens en Zweeds.
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>>682976991
So now you pussy out?

Figures.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4zhEfjXqA
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>>682977110
It's true. The Temple of Uppsala wasn't in Denmark.
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>>682977011
Oh well. My english is near perfect.
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>>682977360
maar niet in duitsland (dat toevallig ook aan noordzeekust ligt)
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>>682976657
Swedis 'vikings' travelled up the Russian rivers, selling blonde whores in Khazaria to the Muslims. The whole island of Gotland is full of finds of Arab coins from their pimping.
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>>682972388
>Vikings
just so you know they titled them vikings pretty recently and are no way near as cool as you think they are.
http://sciencenordic.com/what-vikings-really-looked
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Koselig tråd.
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>>682977364
I will not spend more time, nor energy arguing with your stupid claims, Swede. Pick up a book, or check out new archeological finds. Then, maybe we could have a somewhat civil dicussion.
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>>682977684
You mean they plundered those treasures.
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>>682977645
maar wel tendentiël in de NWduitse dialecten
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Jä jä konselig tråd jä jäjä jä? JÄJÄ JÄJÄ JÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄJÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ!!!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!
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>>682974407
California
Yes, yes, and yes.

And the great looking women we have aren't sexually assaulted by a flood of immigrants while the flaccid male population is too beta to even look people in the eye when you speak to them
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>>682977406
i have been to sweden and this is accurate
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>>682969491
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>>682977759
I know precisely what they were. Thanks for playing though.
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>>682977684
No, they cucked then, as they do now. Swedes love that brown cock.
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>>682977861
Maybe you should take a history class?
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>>682977789
ik vind deze draad ook gezellig :3

>>682977944
maar dat is slechts één gelijkenis, paal ajb meer
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>>682977986
They suck every black and brown cock they can get their hands on.
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>>682975580
>ancestors too stupid to move somewhere that isn't underwater half the time
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>>682977992
is cool
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>>682977883
No, they sold their whores there. There is continuity in the behavior of Swedish omen.
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>>682978179
i don't doubt it
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>>682977213
the real reason is Germany, US and UK are protecting you. you don't need a military so you guys are free to shitpost on 4chan about who's the bigger 'viking' or which swede can suck the largest dick
>The reason for bigger economy is over population in your faggot country.
North America is underpopulated you dumb fucking cuck. And that's not why the economy is bigger. You'd know that if you didn't reply on government sponsored diversity curriculums to teach you economics
>LA culture comes from Africa and gay cocksuckers
So if we added nigs to your country we’d have more LAs?
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>>682977645
het noord-duitse dialect verstaan ze elders ook niet. Duits heeft veel dialecten, maar ze hebben ooitgeprobeert om de taal te standariseren en dialecten te verbieden.

Het Welsh (Wales) is trouwens ook erg verwant aan fries/deens
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Imagine Scandinavia and Germania uniting and fight islam togheter
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why are so many americans even interested about scandinavia? I dont get it really
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>>682978346
>Het Welsh (Wales) is trouwens ook erg verwant aan fries/deens

Nu lul je echt uit je nek. Welsch is een keltische taal
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>>682976657
Glad you said were. Their ancestors roll in their graves because the country is full of milk-drinking cucks now
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>>682973357
enig, men de er relativt fucked. så en video der de snakket om at regelverket til svergie ikke funker lenger. det er de lokale reglene som gjelder. eks hvis det er flest utledninger i en by så styrer de byen .. det er ødelagt
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>>682978282
You're just jealous of your Swedish masters.
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>>682978491
It's a muh heritage thing.
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>>682978445
Germans would once again being the only europoors to do anything?
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>>682973975
Ook dit is helaas onzin. Fries is nauwelijks verwant aan het engels. Het is verwant aan het Nederlands. Dit soort dingen kun je gewoon opzoeken, dus ik snap alle onzin hier niet.
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>>682978445
Imagine Sweden and Germany holding hands whilst the muslims circlejerk all over them.
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>>682978445
that would be great.
Also include (north) Poland. want dat zijn ook onze broeders.
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>>682977213
>overpopulation

>less people per sq. km. than sweden while have vastly more people

Kek
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>>682978491
>why are so many americans even interested about scandinavia
We aren't. We just like your autistic threads
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>>682978282
>>682978525
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_medieval_Europe#Slave_trade
'Demand from the Islamic world dominated the slave trade in medieval Europe.[9][10][11][12] For most of that time, however, sale of Christian slaves to non-Christians was banned. In the pactum Lotharii of 840 between Venice and the Carolingian Empire, Venice promised not to buy Christian slaves in the Empire, and not to sell Christian slaves to Muslims.[9][13][14] The Church prohibited the export of Christian slaves to non-Christian lands, for example in the Council of Koblenz in 922, the Council of London in 1102, and the Council of Armagh in 1171.[15] [16] As a result, most Christian slave merchants focused on moving slaves from non-Christian areas to Muslim Spain, North Africa, and the Middle East, and most non-Christian merchants, although not bound by the Church's rules, focused on Muslim markets as well.[9][10][11][12] Arabic silver dirhams, presumably exchanged for slaves, are plentiful in eastern Europe and Southern Sweden, indicating trade routes from Slavic to Muslim territory.[17]'

Svenska vikingar var hallickar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_the_Byzantine_Empire#Source_of_slaves
'Slaves were one of the main articles that Russian (often Vikings) traders dealt in their yearly visit to Constantinople. After the 12th century, the old Greek word "δοῦλος" (doulos) obtained a synonym in "σκλάβος" (sklavos),[7] perhaps derived from the same root as "Slav".'
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>>682978525
>Swede masochists.
No one is jealous of Swede cucks.
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>>682978346
GVD lees eens wat... op Wikipedia ofzo. Dit is de grootste onzinpost in dit topic.
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>>682978525
I would have been if your self-hating behavior hadn't made it impossible.

Pimping your family.
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>>682964238
since when are the netherlands scandinavian?

wtf hoertjes
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>>682978994
Selling Slavs isn't the same thing as selling white people.
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>>682978517
Swedes don't drink milk, they drink muslim semen. And still they claim they once upon the time had viking blood in them. Makes me kinda sad.
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>>682978736
speciaal voor jou :3
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>>682978514
zal best, maar m'n oma kon gesprekken voeren met de engelse piloot tijdens oorlog op het onderduik-adres, ze sprak alleen Fries, en hij Welsh. Ze sprak uiteraard geen woord engels.
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>>682979022
You hate us 'cause you ain't us.
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Oh lord, another Nor-thread. It sure feels nice to have all of this attention turned to our little piece of heaven.
dfw Norwegian and never mad.
Også så nærme nasjonaldagen vår til og med;)
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>>682966738
>fried kulli
>fried dick
mitä vittua nyt taas ?
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>>682975318
kek
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>>682968938

That Flukt quotient is off the charts!
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>>682979491
KEK. I am so glad I am not, Enjoy Muhammed, he is now part of your genes.
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>>682971468
Fuck off Amerifag, 100% Dutch here and except for MAYBE Friesland, the Netherlands (not Holland you dumb cuck) is not scandinavian
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>>682964238
no nigger, Holland is not scandinavia
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>>682979944
Checked.
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>>682979478
Dit is onmogelijk.
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>>682979944
Insh'Allah!
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>>682964238
At least we still dont have a black muslim president, or our capitals a muslim mayor
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>>682979944
>>682980166
Dubs speak truth.
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>>682977759
Pretty cool guys 2bh.
But as a Scandinavian i already knew this (reading books, watching documentaries etc.) and i'd wish all scandinavians would at least read one book so they could have some basic understanding of their ancestors way of life.
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>>682976259
Du får Ahmeds kniv i ryggen før eller senere.
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>>682975784
The Dutch defence minister is still in charge.
She had some education for being a secretary.
Then went into politics and a few years later sucked her way into being a minister.
She's not that bad, and works hard. But clearly doesnt know what shes doing.
But then, in peace times, being a defence minister is mostly about managing the budget.
There would be a huge problem if there was a real war going on though.
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Jävla rassar.
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>>682978048
Okee.

Hamburgs platt:
'Dat mutt.'

Impersoneel modaalverb zoals in het Nederlands.. Bestaat in het Hoogduits en Engels helemaal niet.
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>>682981312
>>682981416
>>682981494
>>682981563
>>682981639

>someone spent time making this
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>>682981312
>>682981416
>>682981494
>>682981563
>>682981639
Din ven Ahmed? Som du äter korv med?
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