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>Yes /b/ros it's time once again to ask MR. SATAN anything
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Will I Fuck Emma Watson?
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Do you love god?
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Does she like me?
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Will I live a long and prosper life
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>>682962338
Why do you do the things you do, even though you know you gonna go to hell. I mean do you really think you can mess with God?
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>>682962612
Thanks satan
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>>682962338
Is hell as brutal as everyone says it is?
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>>682962338
Will a new revolution rise in France and, thus, destroy the capitalistic economy?
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>>682962338
will I win the lottery ??
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>>682962847
will I be a millionaire?
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do 4chan win against cancer thread?
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>>682962619
T.T okay....
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Will I get my family back?
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Does she like ME?
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>>682962987
Does that mean you won't do it or it won't happen?
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>>682962338
Why have to been ignoring my calls? I can tell the difference when it's you and one of your faggot impersonators.
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>>682962753
Eventually what? eventually i'll find out?
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>>682962820
Satan confirmed as a capitalist faggot. Am I right?
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>>682962338
can the surgeon do what is needed?
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>>682962987
>>682963057
That's a not fucking answer you, tool. Okay, okay, can I have your powers for a day to exact my vengeance upon my enemies?
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can i have loads of money??
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>>682963236
Shit
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>>682963306
that seems fair
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will I start working on studying for my physics exam now?
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>>682963177
thanks satan, you were always my favorite
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>>682962338
is it gay if I fuck a ladyboy?
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>>682962338
ok first question
does this work?
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>>682962701
yeah
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>>682962820
Shit damn you satan
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Will I?
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Am I gay?
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Can I borrow 20 dollars?
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>>682963515
very clever
I'm really horny, I posted a post on craiglist, will I get laid?
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Will I ever get a girlfriend?
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>>682962338
Will i get to fuck a hot girl in a fursuit satan?
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Will I ever get fucked by a guy?
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>>682962338
Should i download the shit out of it Mr. Satan?
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>>682963709
ok maybe it was a pointless question, would you send me a sexy succubus?
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Will I get a date with her?
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>>682962338
Then ill ask a different question, will it be a guy that i fuck in a fursuit?
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Will you become my slave and give me power over all of hell? And let me rape souls?
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>>682962338
Am I forever more a virgin?
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>>682962338
Is it time?
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>>682962338
Will I ever become rich?
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>>682962338
ok ok, in your opinion, should I stay with Marianne?
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Will she ever find me?
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Am I getting pussy anytime soon?
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Will I get anything that I want?
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>>682964299
lol chrekt'd
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>>682962338
Father....will jay jay come for me? Will he remember what happened?
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>>682964191
ok fair enough: Question about Magik
Does semen offering matter?
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Satan, have you ever played Dark Souls?
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>>682964495
>>682962338
If you choose to, let him come for me, is there a way to fight him? Do i have a chance?
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>>682963935
Sounds very direct to me
>no
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>>682962338
When will you take Hillary Clinton home?
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Dear Satan, when will I get trips?
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Can i fuck a cat
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>>682963126
Now that's brutal
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>>682964501
ok hail satan.
do you approuve of my tarot reading skills?
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>>682962338
Will I ever become part of your demon army?
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Was betraying god or whatever you call it worth it?
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>>682962338

Will I get to live my own personal fantasy when I die?
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>>682964847
It wasn't a question you fucking faggot
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>>682964980
YES (I think)
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Send me 100 pussys
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>>682964984
Alright does mitsy likes me?
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>>682965246
Mitsy, does she likes me?
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>>682964700
>>682964495
>>682962338
Then will he take my life with honor? Will i die with dignity?
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>>682962338
WILL IT HAPPEN?
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>>682965383
There is no god
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Will i pass this month exam?
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Get back with ex?
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>>682965830
ww3 this year?
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>>682962338
Rerolling
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Will I always be a kissless virgin??
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>>682966187
Faggot
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>>682962338
Will we, the /b/ users and visitors ever stop sucking so much dick in our lives ?
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>>682966450
Will we stay faggots or not u red dipshit
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Will I get to fuck Rachel in the butthole?
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Is Alan gay?
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Am I gay?
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>>682966792
SATAN is gonna make him he's bitch
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Rebel shark?
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will she cheat on me satan? satan pls satan
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>>682962338
Satan will u kill all the faggots asking if she likes me? thx babe
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>>682962338
Will I win tomorrow night's powerball jackpot?
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Would I be raped in prison?
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Will the anons here buy games from my wishlisht on steam? http://steamcommunity.com/id/axxus13
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>>682967075
ok thx satan ily
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>>682962338
Will i ever be happy?
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Did i have dubs ?
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>>682967198
fuk u mate
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Will I get caught?
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>>682967221
Last question do you have a spot for my in hell with qt succubus?
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Is she into me?
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>>682967123

You heard satan, buy my wishlist now.
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>>682967402
Hell yeah hail satan
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Do my friends care about me?
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Did Hitler do anything wrong?
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will my dad ever come back from home depot
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Is op a faggot?
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Will i get into my desired uni?
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>>682962338
Will i be rich and loaded with hoes in afterlife??
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>>682962338
Will i become god
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>>682967821
I am fucking god
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>>682962338
Should I fuck that sweet trap?
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does she like me?
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rebel time?
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>>682962338
Do you prefer Capslinski expert on infectinsky meladies or the psychologist Carlo Bastardo that works in the Hopkins hospital near the city of Diomaiale?
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Should I dump my girlfriend?
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should i dump my girlfriend?
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Is Operation Underground Church Disclosure a legit thing?
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>>682969049
You should definitely hump your girlfriend
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Is my two inch terrorizer really special or is my mom just saying that?
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Should I dump my girlfriend?
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did you ever have any problems with people escaping hell? or just being a big, annoying problem?
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will I be rich?
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>>682962338
Are you a faggot?
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should i ross the bobba
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Do I have a place in hell?
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Am I going to be alone for much longer?
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>>682969623
Kek
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Oh, Lord Satan! Will I become the Supreme leader of this world?
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Will I make it past 30?
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Will I make it Stan?
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>>682962338
Can i have demonic powers?
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>>682962338
Will I meet them at the ceremony next week or any time soon?
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>>682971367
Will I see them at least?
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>>682962338
Will niggas download my mixtape

soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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Will i fuck a girl in month?
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>>682962338
did the holocaust happen?
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Is satan good?
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Will i ever weigh 100kg at 8% bodyfat?
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Will they divorce?
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>>682962338
Do you like Cubes ?
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>>682962338
Does she like me back
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Should I fuck my father?
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Will this actually work for anyone?
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will i be successful in life, satan?
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Will she let me cum inside?
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Will she be mine?
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>>682962338
Is the net dropping on me?!
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>>682962338
am i the greatest alive
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Is she gay
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>>682971848
Sorry Satan

The wedding I will be serving to tomorrow, will they divorce in the future?
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>>682972041
I-is that a yes?
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>>682962338
will i find work?
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>>682972137
NNOOOOOO
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>>682972178
FUCK YES
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>>682972146

am i equal to 1000 men
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Will all who like traps fucking burn in your homeland?
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is justice the greatest person aliuvead
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Jasmine, does she fucks wit it?
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Will I regain my loss of money?
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Will I know the know the company of a succubus?
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Will I become a NEET soon?
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should i forgive him?
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>>682962338
Should i fuc em all
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Is Lawson a lesbian
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Will it change?
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Will I succeed?
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>>682962338
May I please have some snacky foods or something not high just hungry
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Will I fuck many hot bitches, while muslims, jews and black people burn in hell
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Is my name dave
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Should I do something else?
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>>682973237
Reroll
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Should I change field
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>>682973222
Thanks ^^
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>>682973316
Fuck you, I'll fuck many hoes
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Will it go well?
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Anything good comin up?
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Will I ever get that puss b0ss?
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Will I ever get it?
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Will I get a decent desktop pc in a year from now?
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Do I matter?
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Is she going to be my gf?
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>>682974046
Will I fucking get a gaming desktop pc in a year from now?!
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>>682962338
Should I just go ahead and kill myself?
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>>682962338

Hey, Mr. Satan, how does it feel to be a fraud, having convinced the world that you were really the one who beat Cell, when it was actually just a kid. Cell just bitchslapped you out of the way?
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>>682974216
Fuck you, Satan! You can suck my dick!
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Should I kill myself?
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>>682974359
Don't listen to him. Do it.
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>>682962338
Is OP a fag?
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does sarah love me?
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>>682974451
OK I trust you
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>>682962338
thanks satan.
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Will I fuck that girls sexy sister?
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will I lose my virginity this year?
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>>682974663
reroll
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>>682962338
Will I fuck the bunny?
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>>does anyone no how to sell a soul?
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>>682974767
last one.
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>>682962338
Will I be sucessfull
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Think she will like the berserk movies tonight??
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>>682962338
Will I bang all the girls I think that are hot?
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same question as that guy
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Should I break up with her?
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>>682974923
Nice.. that's like the best response.
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Is OP a faggot?
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Do they like me back?
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Mr. Lucifer, can I call you Lu? Listen Lu, give it to me straight, is God real?
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>>682975144
Oh shiiitt
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>>682975002
will I also bang them within a month?
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>>682962338
Are you a bitch?
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well am i?
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Will I ever get back with my ex.
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>>682975190
Is that a no?
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>>682975144
how soon?
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WIHTWTTY
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Should I go to the Trump rally tomorrow or will I jinx it?
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If I ask out the girl I like, will she say yes
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Will my penis explode?
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Should i go and kill my self?
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There is this fat chick chatting with me, i want her to get lost. should i say it to her?
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she my soulmate
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>>682962338
does he want me back?
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>>682962338
Am I hated?
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>>682962338
How is trump like hitler?
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is 4chan the biggest shit right now?
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>>682975751
Am I loved?
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will i go to heaven
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Satan are u sure my anus is gona rip if i put a jar inn it?
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>>682975800
Satan confirmed for a berniefag
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>>682975805
I knew it
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>>682975849
Do people love me?
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Will I be content in death?
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>>682962338
Will she be mine Satan?
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will he want me back
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Jä ... jä .... Var ... e möken???
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Should i kill myself
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is it gonna make me enough money to quit my job?
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Is OP a faggot?
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Should I kill myself?
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Will I become very successful and rich?
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Will i get gf?
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Is saturday gonna be fun?
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