>Yes /b/ros it's time once again to ask MR. SATAN anything
Will I Fuck Emma Watson?
Do you love god?
Does she like me?
Will I live a long and prosper life
>>682962338
Why do you do the things you do, even though you know you gonna go to hell. I mean do you really think you can mess with God?
>>682962612
Thanks satan
>>682962338
Is hell as brutal as everyone says it is?
>>682962338
Will a new revolution rise in France and, thus, destroy the capitalistic economy?
>>682962338
will I win the lottery ??
>>682962847
will I be a millionaire?
do 4chan win against cancer thread?
>>682962619
T.T okay....
Will I get my family back?
Does she like ME?
>>682962987
Does that mean you won't do it or it won't happen?
>>682962338
Why have to been ignoring my calls? I can tell the difference when it's you and one of your faggot impersonators.
>>682962753
Eventually what? eventually i'll find out?
>>682962820
Satan confirmed as a capitalist faggot. Am I right?
>>682962338
can the surgeon do what is needed?
>>682962987
>>682963057
That's a not fucking answer you, tool. Okay, okay, can I have your powers for a day to exact my vengeance upon my enemies?
can i have loads of money??
>>682963236
Shit
>>682963306
that seems fair
will I start working on studying for my physics exam now?
>>682963177
thanks satan, you were always my favorite
>>682962338
is it gay if I fuck a ladyboy?
>>682962338
ok first question
does this work?
>>682962701
yeah
>>682962820
Shit damn you satan
Will I?
Am I gay?
Can I borrow 20 dollars?
>>682963515
very clever
I'm really horny, I posted a post on craiglist, will I get laid?
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
>>682962338
Will i get to fuck a hot girl in a fursuit satan?
Will I ever get fucked by a guy?
>>682962338
Should i download the shit out of it Mr. Satan?
>>682963709
ok maybe it was a pointless question, would you send me a sexy succubus?
Will I get a date with her?
>>682962338
Then ill ask a different question, will it be a guy that i fuck in a fursuit?
Will you become my slave and give me power over all of hell? And let me rape souls?
>>682962338
Am I forever more a virgin?
>>682962338
Is it time?
>>682962338
Will I ever become rich?
>>682962338
ok ok, in your opinion, should I stay with Marianne?
Will she ever find me?
Am I getting pussy anytime soon?
Will I get anything that I want?
>>682964299
lol chrekt'd
>>682962338
Father....will jay jay come for me? Will he remember what happened?
>>682964191
ok fair enough: Question about Magik
Does semen offering matter?
Satan, have you ever played Dark Souls?
>>682964495
>>682962338
If you choose to, let him come for me, is there a way to fight him? Do i have a chance?
>>682963935
Sounds very direct to me
>no
>>682962338
When will you take Hillary Clinton home?
Dear Satan, when will I get trips?
Can i fuck a cat
>>682963126
Now that's brutal
>>682964501
ok hail satan.
do you approuve of my tarot reading skills?
>>682962338
Will I ever become part of your demon army?
Was betraying god or whatever you call it worth it?
>>682962338
Will I get to live my own personal fantasy when I die?
>>682964847
It wasn't a question you fucking faggot
>>682964980
YES (I think)
Send me 100 pussys
>>682964984
Alright does mitsy likes me?
>>682965246
Mitsy, does she likes me?
>>682964700
>>682964495
>>682962338
Then will he take my life with honor? Will i die with dignity?
>>682962338
WILL IT HAPPEN?
>>682965383
There is no god
Will i pass this month exam?
Get back with ex?
>>682965830
ww3 this year?
>>682962338
Rerolling
Will I always be a kissless virgin??
>>682966187
Faggot
>>682962338
Will we, the /b/ users and visitors ever stop sucking so much dick in our lives ?
>>682966450
Will we stay faggots or not u red dipshit
Will I get to fuck Rachel in the butthole?
Is Alan gay?
Am I gay?
>>682966792
SATAN is gonna make him he's bitch
Rebel shark?
will she cheat on me satan? satan pls satan
>>682962338
Satan will u kill all the faggots asking if she likes me? thx babe
>>682962338
Will I win tomorrow night's powerball jackpot?
Would I be raped in prison?
Will the anons here buy games from my wishlisht on steam? http://steamcommunity.com/id/axxus13
>>682967075
ok thx satan ily
>>682962338
Will i ever be happy?
Did i have dubs ?
>>682967198
fuk u mate
Will I get caught?
>>682967221
Last question do you have a spot for my in hell with qt succubus?
Is she into me?
>>682967123
You heard satan, buy my wishlist now.
>>682967402
Hell yeah hail satan
Do my friends care about me?
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
will my dad ever come back from home depot
Is op a faggot?
Will i get into my desired uni?
>>682962338
Will i be rich and loaded with hoes in afterlife??
>>682962338
Will i become god
>>682967821
I am fucking god
>>682962338
Should I fuck that sweet trap?
does she like me?
rebel time?
>>682962338
Do you prefer Capslinski expert on infectinsky meladies or the psychologist Carlo Bastardo that works in the Hopkins hospital near the city of Diomaiale?
Should I dump my girlfriend?
should i dump my girlfriend?
Is Operation Underground Church Disclosure a legit thing?
>>682969049
You should definitely hump your girlfriend
Is my two inch terrorizer really special or is my mom just saying that?
Should I dump my girlfriend?
did you ever have any problems with people escaping hell? or just being a big, annoying problem?
will I be rich?
>>682962338
Are you a faggot?
should i ross the bobba
Do I have a place in hell?
Am I going to be alone for much longer?
>>682969623
Kek
Oh, Lord Satan! Will I become the Supreme leader of this world?
Will I make it past 30?
Will I make it Stan?
>>682962338
Can i have demonic powers?
>>682962338
Will I meet them at the ceremony next week or any time soon?
>>682971367
Will I see them at least?
>>682962338
Will niggas download my mixtape
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
Will i fuck a girl in month?
>>682962338
did the holocaust happen?
Is satan good?
Will i ever weigh 100kg at 8% bodyfat?
Will they divorce?
>>682962338
Do you like Cubes ?
>>682962338
Does she like me back
Should I fuck my father?
Will this actually work for anyone?
will i be successful in life, satan?
Will she let me cum inside?
Will she be mine?
>>682962338
Is the net dropping on me?!
>>682962338
am i the greatest alive
Is she gay
>>682971848
Sorry Satan
The wedding I will be serving to tomorrow, will they divorce in the future?
>>682972041
I-is that a yes?
>>682962338
will i find work?
>>682972137
NNOOOOOO
>>682972178
FUCK YES
>>682972146
am i equal to 1000 men
Will all who like traps fucking burn in your homeland?
is justice the greatest person aliuvead
Jasmine, does she fucks wit it?
Will I regain my loss of money?
Will I know the know the company of a succubus?
Will I become a NEET soon?
should i forgive him?
>>682962338
Should i fuc em all
Is Lawson a lesbian
Will it change?
Will I succeed?
>>682962338
May I please have some snacky foods or something not high just hungry
Will I fuck many hot bitches, while muslims, jews and black people burn in hell
Is my name dave
Should I do something else?
>>682973237
Reroll
Should I change field
>>682973222
Thanks ^^
>>682973316
Fuck you, I'll fuck many hoes
Will it go well?
Anything good comin up?
Will I ever get that puss b0ss?
Will I ever get it?
Will I get a decent desktop pc in a year from now?
Do I matter?
Is she going to be my gf?
>>682974046
Will I fucking get a gaming desktop pc in a year from now?!
>>682962338
Should I just go ahead and kill myself?
>>682962338
Hey, Mr. Satan, how does it feel to be a fraud, having convinced the world that you were really the one who beat Cell, when it was actually just a kid. Cell just bitchslapped you out of the way?
>>682974216
Fuck you, Satan! You can suck my dick!
Should I kill myself?
>>682974359
Don't listen to him. Do it.
>>682962338
Is OP a fag?
does sarah love me?
>>682974451
OK I trust you
>>682962338
thanks satan.
Will I fuck that girls sexy sister?
will I lose my virginity this year?
>>682974663
reroll
>>682962338
Will I fuck the bunny?
>>does anyone no how to sell a soul?
>>682974767
last one.
>>682962338
Will I be sucessfull
Think she will like the berserk movies tonight??
>>682962338
Will I bang all the girls I think that are hot?
same question as that guy
Should I break up with her?
>>682974923
Nice.. that's like the best response.
Is OP a faggot?
Do they like me back?
Mr. Lucifer, can I call you Lu? Listen Lu, give it to me straight, is God real?
>>682975144
Oh shiiitt
>>682975002
will I also bang them within a month?
>>682962338
Are you a bitch?
well am i?
Will I ever get back with my ex.
>>682975190
Is that a no?
>>682975144
how soon?
WIHTWTTY
Should I go to the Trump rally tomorrow or will I jinx it?
If I ask out the girl I like, will she say yes
Will my penis explode?
Should i go and kill my self?
There is this fat chick chatting with me, i want her to get lost. should i say it to her?
she my soulmate
>>682962338
does he want me back?
>>682962338
Am I hated?
>>682962338
How is trump like hitler?
is 4chan the biggest shit right now?
>>682975751
Am I loved?
will i go to heaven
Satan are u sure my anus is gona rip if i put a jar inn it?
>>682975800
Satan confirmed for a berniefag
>>682975805
I knew it
>>682975849
Do people love me?
Will I be content in death?
>>682962338
Will she be mine Satan?
will he want me back
Jä ... jä .... Var ... e möken???
Should i kill myself
is it gonna make me enough money to quit my job?
Is OP a faggot?
Should I kill myself?
Will I become very successful and rich?
Will i get gf?
Is saturday gonna be fun?
