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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
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>>682958239
Are you a serial killer ?
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>>682958239
Why do you constantly spam the board?
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>>682958319

You mean like Ted Cruz?

>>682958336

This is /b/, it's nothing but spam. Fag.
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>>682958239
Have you ever done cocaine and driven real fast while listening through this song ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg
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What do you look like?
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Why havent you kissed anyone?
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>>682958619

Never did coke. Only alcohol and weed.

>>682958698

Very average. Won't show face but this photo gives an impression.

>>682958763

Social retardation.
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Will you be doing an Elliott Rodger?
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>>682959060

You need to be a little more positive. Love yourself and people will like you. Be a joy to be around and someone will find you attractive.
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>>682959820

I don't like myself. Not at all. How do I change that? I've been on antidepressants and did psychotherapy but it didn't help.
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>>682958239
Is your biggest dream to get your face smothered with big boobs?
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>>682959592

I cannot punish other people for my shortcomings.
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>>682960151

I prefer small boobs because they don't look like fucking udders (and yeah, I know, they are udders).
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>>682960296
i see
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>>682960157

God, you are a faggot. C'mon murder some bitches.
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>>682958239
why not get a whore?
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>>682960105

I dont like myself either. I have a shit temper and it pushed a few of my friends away from me.

the first part of fixing a problem is realizing that you have one

next you have to be willing to better yourself. find something that you do like about yourself and build upon that. Be yourself, but better yourself

you should find someone to talk to about this. Someone close to you or a complete stranger, like a counselor or something.

Just dont try to be someone different, be yourself!
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>>682958619
if that wasn't a scene in Miami Vice circa 1986 then it should have been
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>>682958239

33 is nothing nowadays. There's still plenty of time to put MrBig (or MrSmall) to work and build a family - try internetdating. At first it will be hard but after a few dates it will get easier.

I met my gf on a free internet dating site and actually the first date with her was a total catastrophe, it was even the worst date i have ever had but i thought with those hooters and ass i just have to try to date her again and now we have been together for 12 years.

So go for it.
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>>682961223
>find something that you do like about yourself and build upon that.

That's what the psychologists suggested. I usually made some shit up in order to have an answer. Do I have an honest answer? No.

The question, what my strengths are, is equally horrible. I usually don't have an answer and it did fuck a quite a few job interviews.
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>>682961343

Its always the worst dates that have the longest lasting relationship
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>>682961343
>There's still plenty of time to put MrBig (or MrSmall) to work and build a family

Not interested in building a family. Just casual sex.
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>>682961666

Do you like any movies, bands, video games, comic books, anything? Any hobbies?

also siq trips \m/
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>>682958239
did you ever kiss yourself in the mirror?
did you ever feel sexual attraction to your own body?
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>>682962006
>Do you like any movies, bands, video games, comic books, anything?

Not into comic books and not that much into video games. Naming bands and movies I like would take forever on the other hand,

>Any hobbies?

Reading. Cooking. Running. Cycling. Shitposting.
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>>682962041

No Sir.
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>>682958239
Do sloths have the ability to swim?
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>>682962617

Sloths are good swimmers.
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>>682958239
Any tips for a 19 year old KV?
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>>682962716
an hero
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>>682962716

What this guy said: >>682959820

Also, leave you fucking house. When I was starting university, I was going to as many parties as possible.
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What kind of powers did you get when you reached wizardom? I'm hoping for pyromancy.
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>>682963122

I'm sorry. It's only pyromania.
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>>682962425

Well there you go, youre a film buff and have a variety of bands youre into.
You can cook, youre active, and you can read! (honestly, people dont fucking read anymore so thats a plus for you)

Do you have friends with similar interests?
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>>682963682
>Do you have friends with similar interests?

I don't have any friends at the moment. Used to move around quite a lot in the last years. When I did have friends, most of them had these interests - simply because they are kind of the default. Everybody is into some movies, bands or books. Everybody works out. Everybody cooks. But most of my friend had more going. I had a friend who was an extremely good pianist. Some where very successful when it comes to sports. I on the other hand never was really good at something.
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>>682962425

Also what this guy said: >>682962880

Go out to a public place, like a coffee shop or something. Be around people, order a drink and get lost in a book. Someone will find you interesting and strike up a conversation. Go there for yourself and the book, but be open to someone saying hello!
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>>682964294
>Also what this guy said: >>682962880 (You)

That was me.

>Go out to a public place, like a coffee shop or something. Be around people, order a drink and get lost in a book. Someone will find you interesting and strike up a conversation. Go there for yourself and the book, but be open to someone saying hello!

This is an American thing isn't it? I spend days after days in the uni library or at cafe reading and nobody ever said anything.
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>>682964177

You'd be surprised by the amount of people who dont know shit about movies, bands, and books. Not everybody works out, and not everybody cooks. Im telling you, youre more unique than you think. And you need to start thinking that about yourself. It's more common for someone you see to be medicated for anti-depression than someone who has seen the movie Aliens. So love that youre down to fucking Earth

Also, siq dubs
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>>682964784

I am american yes. Do people not talk to strangers in other countries? :o
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>>682964953
>It's more common for someone you see to be medicated for anti-depression than someone who has seen the movie Aliens

Ironically, both is true about me. I am on anti-depressants and have never seen Aliens.
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>>682965250

It at least never happened to me when I was sitting somewhere reading. And I am still skeptical that it would happen on a regular basis to an average male American sitting in a café.
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>>682958239
C'mon man, stop making this thread and try doing something.
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>>682965438

YOUVE NEVER SEEN ALIENS?! It's okay, better late than never. You should get on that asap
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>>682965735

It's no the genre I would enjoy. I am an arthouse faggot.
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>>682965566

True, i usually am the one who initiates the conversations. I like complimenting strangers, whether they have cool hair or are wearing a badass shirt or are reading a good book. Most of the time it really makes their day, and some of the time i make a new friend. And on rare occasions it becomes a more than friend thing
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>>682962716
Make sure you work, go to school, etc. Try to make more friends. The more people you know the more people you'll meet. 19 isn't too bad.
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>>682958239
I have less than a decade before I'm in your situation.

What can I do to prevent this?
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>>682966072

Hahah for the past 4 years ive been trying to get into art house films. (ive been at film school)

Most of the time i find the films pretentious and boring, but every once in a while a film really strikes a chord with me! Trying to build my criterion collection
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>>682966160

I do that sometimes to random girls on the street.

>>682966399

See the conversation with this guy >>682962716

>>682966409

Sure, there is a lot of pretentious shit in the arthouse segment.
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>>682966838

So are you feelin atleast a little better guy?
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>>682959060
Son. Being beta is a desicion
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>>682967141

Naw, dude.

>>682967324

"Hurt door the beta life chose me. Yaddayadda." But seriously, with every day I feel more unable to change it.
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>>682967562

Well fuck.
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>>682966838
Not everyone have the courage to pull this on girl in the street. I say this because I'm not one of those who can, I don't suffer from shyness the same some channers here but I definitely wouldn't have the courage to talk to a street girl out of nowhere.
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>>682968193

Saying "Hey I like you hair" or some shit when passing a girl is not difficult. Oftentimes, people even answer.
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>>682962425

Favourite movie? Favourite album? Favourite book?
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>>682958239
im 25 now, how do i not become you in 8 years?
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>>682958239
>Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
>Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

really OP again?
you re 33 and a Kvirgin
go live the rest of your life. dont except, seek


ps i am high as fuck
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>>682969430
>Favourite movie?

Fellini - 8 1/2

>Favourite album?

Gun Club - Fire of Love.

>Favourite book?

Dostojevski - The Idiot

>>682969469

Go out, be more social.
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>>682958239
what motivates you?
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>>682969925

Hating life so much that I want to take revenge on existence itself.
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Try to love yourself, helped me a lot to feel
superior.
It also helps to watch series like Hannibal or House of Cards, try to pretend to be H. Lecter or F. Underwood
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>>682970949

I do enjoy HoC. Identification with Underwood is not so easy though.
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>>682970949
And aim high in your life even if you cant reach it
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>>682971195

I have entered an age were you have to realistcally look at your life and realise that your dreams were just that - dreams. When I was ten years younger, I was expected life to look much better. But you can't always get what you want.
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>>682971649
Well, i get always what i want.
Got a high iq and can be very manipulative if i want something.
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>>682972221

Name an example.
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>>682972409
My job, cant tell you much about it sry dude
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>>682972925

What is your field?
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>>682958239
Do you know the secret of killing yourself?

I know opiates+benzos+alcohol can kill you, but I don't know how much per pounds. Like if I'm a skeleton do I need only 20 pills and if I'm a fat ass then I need 2 vodkas and 60 pills?
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>>682972925
All in all, my work is to manipulate people in the investment banking buisness
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>>682973168

Of course, the lethal dosage is always dependent on pharmacokinetic parameters.
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>>682973369

So you probably have lots of money.
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MY TIME TO SHINE !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-6HA41F6Lg
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>>682958239
I would rather be a 32 year old kissless virgin than to be a 32 year old heartbroken shell of who I used to be. Women are evil, you can think theyre the nicest girl in the world then they will rip your heart out. Hang out with your friends and enjoy single life. You won't enjoy single life once you've had your heartbroken. It doesn't go away.
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>>682973620
nah, not a ton but enough to live a good live
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>>682973822

That does cheer me up.

>>682973914

How much do you make a year?
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>>682973620
May i ask what you do for living?
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>>682974256
around 340k the last year
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why not fuck some prostitutes? Take a vacation to Brazil or somewhere that sex-tourism is a thing and work out your frustrations, when you get back you wont be a virgin and will probably have more confidence
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>>682974268

Postdoc. 35 k / yr. Trying to find a job in industry at the moment.
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>>682974518

Pretty nice.
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>>682974567

How does fucking a prostitute gives you more confidence?
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>>682959060

you look great man

i guess that sounds gay but seriously that's good shape and a good head of hair for 33

get out there

put a p in a v
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>>682974594
Good luck then and have a nice day, i have to go now. Work hard and you will find your way, dont give up and belive in yourself! Women are not everything in live!
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>>682975227

I looked like this for my whole twenties (I am actually 29 in the picture; a little bit more muscular now). Nevertheless, I never managed to attract anyone.

>>682975415

Enjoy life bro.
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>>682975138
he said he's a "kiss-less Virgin" so even if he paying for sex at least he'll have gotten rid of the anxiety/stigma of having sex for the first time, which has has been building up for 23ish years. he also said he just looking for causal sex
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>>682975919

well it's not about attracting someone with your looks, your actions and personality do that. but it means you won't actively repel anyone with your looks

how tall are you
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