Rekt thread?
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Rekt thread?
Damnnnn
Jay.xxvi kik me
R.i.p
>>682956330
No one rekt here.
>>682957253
>>682956330
Must been an electric car.
>>682957382
Prius life
Haha
>>682957345
me after eating bean/corn
>>682956723
Kek
>>682956723
dumb fuck had it coming
>>682957345
some of the best camera footage ever courtesy of the captured landing
>>682956330
That gas... Propane powered van?
>>682960014
Damn a-rabs, it's a camry not a race car.
>>682956723
lost
>>682960014
give that guy a hand
>>682960376
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>682960014
Not only speeding and doing stupid moves in a mid sized economical car, no seat belts.
>>682960376
Why the fuck didn't she try to stand up? "Nope, better just float on out of here."
>>682960376
'I must go, my people need me'
>>682960874
old people are stupid. at some point, you lose yourself and just become this adult sized baby
>>682960874
He had accepted his fate.
my ancestors are smiling at me, imperials
>>682960637
kek
>>682962047
Kek
>>682962445
What the heck happened there? Did it die or just get knocked out?
>>682962674
probably got knocked out at first but later died. Mousetraps are made for mice which are very small therefore it didnt kill the squirrel.
>>682962445
you're fucking sick
>>682962920
he shoulda used a squirrel trap
>>682956330
and this is why im never buying a electric car
>>682960014
The snackbar is closed.
>>682962795
The wire smacked the base of his skull. That drawing together of his limbs, something similar happens when people get their heads smashed. Watch some rekt when someone gets their head smacked repeatedly into the asphalt and you'll see their arms stick up at funny angles. Squirrel is died.
this is all i have
>>682960482
Did he die?
>>682956723
Don't usually find the animals all that funny but I started giggling as soon as I saw the fucker sauntering over all casual
>>682960482
you can see some kind of wire between the walls
>>682963646
Had to have died. That fucking wall flattened him.
>>682963726
Doug.webm
>>682960014
Are those cows?
>>682963726
lol shovel knight fought him?
>>682962047
Fucking niggers
>>682963726
Is that a fucking shovel stuck to his head?
>>682957345
fuck, my sides .
>>682963646
>>682963891
He didn't die. I confirm.
>>682963298
that's why I would never shoot myself in the head, you're still alive!!
>>682962674
The complete video has him coming to and attacking the cam.
>>682956723
Those houses in the background are Mario as hell
>>682960014
10.0 on the landing
>>682964393
In it, and where it is I bet he can't see shit.
>>682963726
how ?
>>682957345
Mission failed well get em next time
>>682963298
I like how after his head is split open and his brains leaking on the ground, they still fire a couple more shots into him just to make sure.
>>682960663
>>682964737
His owners were getting him spayed
>>682960376
>>682964680
"You know Chin, I think we forgot to put screws in something."
"Well Chan, I would worry. It'll all fall into place eventually."
>>682964901
ZING!
*rimjob*
>>682963298
did he die?
>>682961316
rekt omfg
>>682964902
Barber: so what you want?
Niqqa: get me dat native american style
Barber: say no more fam
>>682964902
Whatafak?
>>682964915
Sinkhole?
>>682964915
wtf ?
>>682965176
"job done"
>>682963726
someone get me some advil.........i got a splitting headache
>>682956723
that fucking dog will never ever leave it's mark nowhere.
>>682964915
We lost our friend.
>>682965369
>>682965412
Sinkhole is what I'm thinking as well, ground sunk out and fluid rushes in to take shape of new container, rushing water creates partial vacuum and sucks them in.
>>682965348
nerve gas
>>682962504
Lol the retard dog
>>682965369
Yes. Nobody dies.
>>682957382
>>682963102
what made it explode like that?
>>682965369
no its a drain that got blocked after ooding with plants, as they unclogged it the water all rushed through pulling them in they came out like 30 metres away
>>682965348
Man has advanced schizophrenia if I remember correctly, had an injury to the scalp left it alone, obvious infection happened gangrene happens, flys lay maggots, maggots eat dead flesh. Now we're there
>>682964680
did that cunt just die?
>>682965176
da fuq
>>682965775
Yup
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/07/27/china/chinese-mother-killed-escalator/
>>682965730
it wasn't an electric car, he probably hit it right on the gas tank, it is a semi-pressurized system, and if you hit it applying more force on it since liquids aren't compressible it escaped at high pressure and the accident sparked something "boom fire"
>>682960487
Kekt
>>682965176
back stabber
>>682965771
More likely that the hospital placed the maggots there to eat away dead tissue before they fix him up
>>682962445
MODS MODS MODS
>>682965971
if I remember he came in there with them but yea that's a possibility as well.
>>682965906
that's a gay fokin way to die m8,
why can't y'all niggers just walk up stairs.
>>682966045
FAG FAG FAG
>>682965666
satanic trips
>>682965071
No he fucking lived... Yes he died retard
>>682966255
>implying that comment deserved a reply by you......fucking goat fucker
>>682964915
In the full video they pop out of a drainage pipe 20 feet to the right off screen
>>682956330
retarded russians and their space program
>>682966412
I do love me some goats
>>682960213
its also a rental, thats what they do, they rent cars and then destroy them doing stupid shit
>>682963298
is he ok
>>682960014
"My father paid for this road, I'm going to drive on it how I like. Here, Ahmed, hold my 6 year old wife and watch this"
>>682966706
Yeah just needs some Excedrin
>>682965343
nigger confirmed
>>682966706
Apparently his brain is in a better condition than yours
>>682962445
moar like this. I value humans more than animals. squirrels are the worst.
>>682966930
Here
>>682966959
Turkroach BTFO.
Based Serbia.
>>682967014
Filename... Kek
>>682966959
did the guy dead?
>>682966959
very good removal of kebab
>>682965415
kek
>>682965666
Checked
I wonder what "LOL the Retard Dog", looks like?
>>682960099
We've got natural gas powered buses here
Dunno what gas they run on
>>682967014
WACKY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMEN
>>682964970
You'd think with all the fire drills the chinese are having, they'd have thought to use the emergency stop. Unless it was just painted on.
>>682967088
Fucking awesome
>so glad it wasn't going for another dog
>>682967117
did he died?
>>682956723
Wonder how fucked the dog got
I'm guessing maybe just some singed fur and possibly hearing damage
>>682966959
Nowneedsahawkingchair.jpg
>>682960014
This is what happens when you live in a shit hole where everything is haram
>>682967449
Niggers deserved it
>>682966959
kebab successfully removed
>>682967449
Hit dat booty hard
>>682967334
Maybe it's a gov't program to thin the herd?
Besides, fire drills are for vehicles only, they chain the doors to most places.
>>682966959
I know nothing about wrestling. Is choking someone out a legit way to win?
>>682962047
fugin randy
>>682967314
kek
>>682960874
Probably thought she'd just wait it out and she'd end up hitting the beach before she got swept out to sea
>>682963646
I'd find it very hard to believe he didn't die here
>>682967746
i don't think so, not intentional choking
it can happen with certain headlocks but i think in that webm the ref is just terrible
>>682967014
YOU SPIN ME BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY
>>682960482
looks kinda fake
>>682967449
Niggers gonna nignog
>>682966015
TNB
>>682960637
I wonder if it died or just got stunned
>>682957345
i wonder if he had time to 'wtf' before his brain was vaporized.
>>682963562
That file name
>>682967088
More reson to exterminate this shit
>>682962047
The Naked Gun?
>>682963663
If only there was a wood chipper at the end.
>>682962674
The video goes on a little more where the squirrel got back up, looked around like wtf just happened, the scurried off.
>>682967117
did he pull his neck until it broke? fucking hell...
>>682968089
Wondering how painful this death is? Is it instantly over? Or does your body(or head kek) somehow still feel pain after?
>>682960637
> Sup lil bitch
> Fuk you say about me fgt?
>>682962047
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
>>682956330
cng car, not electric to all faggots.
love my tesla
>>682968331
It would be extremely painful.
>>682968331
no clue
>>682968139
ape mace
>>682963298
Wow, never seen that one before.
>>682965369
>>682965412
If this is the video I'm thinking of
They're clearing a storm drain.
The camera pans to the right and you see them being washed out about about 15 seconds later
>>682956330
>>682968139
being pepper sprayed is probably the worst pain i've ever been in, like molten glass worming its way into your eyes
>>682963726
Looks like a kid, not watching!!!
>>682968446
solid
>>682966841
bability
>>682967428
>>682968247
Nope he's fine.
>>682957345
the fuck even happened? some dude pops up out of the ground then immediately explodes into the air at 500mph? i need more detail
>>682968200
I hope he died
>>682964902
>Drumstick.webm
>>682967088
I was prepping myself for a dog to be on the other end
Phew
>>682968331
Isn't there that one video where woman looks at her killer after beheading.
>>682967521
fucking hell
the reff could have stopped that one a little sooner
>>682966959
>>682967117
>>682968247
>>682967199
>>682967268
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine_choke
>>682968682
>stop hitting yourself
>stop
>stop hitting yourself
>why are you still hitting yourself
lel
>>682968247
A good choke hold will knock you out in seconds.
When the blood to your brain gets cut off.
Most of the chokes where you see people try to fight through only cut off oxygen and not blood
>>682956330
dead baby
>>682968726
dude nooooooo
link?
>>682968682
I hate niggers
>>682967709
When your mixtape is actual fire
>>682957345
don't be a loser, buy a defuser
>>682968899
this
>>682968837
ah okay. How do you get out then?
>>682961316
fucking palestinians
>>682968446
For you
>>682969013
nice thumbnail
>>682967709
file name kek
>>682962445
Full video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3lgb_5Aio
>>682968863
nice cake
based afroman
>>682968682
And niggers wonder why no one respects them
>>682967014
>filename
underrated post of the decade
>>682969114
fuck my bad
>>682969013
>>682964291
Cows and Goats they're just a bunch of crazy Cows and Goats. (To the tune of guys and dolls)
>>682969204
I do try
>>682962920
Newfag
>>682956723
>>682969224
>>682969257
>immediately shows camera instead of trying to stop the bleeding
fucking idiot.
>>682968550
I screamed like a girl when I got hit with mace.
>>682966015
migrants_are_people_too.webm
>>682961316
Me trying to play rust
>>682969075
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>682968863
Isn't it Erie knowing we all look like that on the inside?
>>682969411
>go on son
>>682960099
LPG . prob had full tank and was early in the day (was type of fast city buses)
also there where ppl who got reckt by the flames shit is crazy
>>682960482
>>682963646
>>682963806
>>682967955
yeah he died
was a longer version, people ran over to help him and dig him out but he was already dead
as anon said, some steel wire or a cable connects both walls, retards ether didnt notice or didnt think it will pull an entire wall
>>682968682
>who the fuck is filming this?
>why were they attacking her?
>what kind of parent leaves their child unsupervised around wild animals anyway?
So many questions...
>>682969411
We need more world star
>>682969470
seriously man, that guy had incredible composure tbh
>>682969241
Niggers love to steal bikes
>>682969257
He can't tip his fedora anymore
>>682968682
I'd beat the fuck out of those niglets.
>>682969411
nice sucker punch, fat boy
This guy pulled a bb gun on them lmao
>>682967261
probably natural gas
>>682969075
niggas just doing niggar things and nagga dieing
>>682957345
Is he okay?
>>682960014
Sorry I dont give a shit about muslim dickbreath homos getting killed
>>682969152
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
>>682968682
They don't belong amongst us.
>>682969472
why is he bleeding water?
>>682968863
I wonder whose idea it was to make a fucking dead baby cake. I'd rather eat a goatse cake than that.
>>682969411
can't fault the guy for being able to stand up after all those hits to the face
>>682969716
he bought the bb gun at walmart earlier that dayu. suicide by cop.
>stay muddy, my friends
;_;
>>682969075
Stupid nigger. He should have gotten out the passenger side and used the car as a shield. Dumb fuck. Oh, yeah, and he did not do anything.
>>682969013
lurk more please
>>682965176
End him rightly.
>>682969472
Is he a waterbaloon? What the fuck?
>Your name is "Dan"
>>682968682
they are just mad because the white girl has a father.
>>682969241
Tour de Detroit
>>682969848
I thought it was piss
>>682966959
kebab removed
>>682969743
Yeah. The tiles broke his fall.
>>682969916
he only got tased tho
>>682965176
fucking poles. they wrecked us in the last years Battle of Nations with those axes
>>682961316
Muslim cop gets stabbed in the head. ahhahahahaha like i give a flying fuck
>>682956330
I hate this shit.
>>682969998
Underrated comment
>>682969993
top kek
>>682969998
topest of keks
>>682969472
wtf is that shit coming out of his chest
>>682970022
No, Anon, he got shot (a lot) and died. Cops don't taze you when you pull out a gun.
>>682969257
wonder if real...
>>682969998
nice
>>682963298
Excellent nigger death. MORE!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!
>>682969999
>>682969209
He was waving a rifle at police and walking around a residential area.
>>682962445
what did they do to that cat?
>>682970022
The cop got one of those flashy seizure things.
>>682970203
never mind im a fucking retard, mistook the laser pointer for the electrode wire
>>682969607
did this guy came from vanilla ice video ?
>>682969075
HE DINNDU NUFFIN
>>682964101
I love this one because the guy pouring fuel over them also dies. watch closely he runs away on fire
>>682969848
>>682969979
>>682970201
That's actually a tazor, once it hits him the wires follow
My favourite webm
>>682970394
Ima electrode wire my dick to your nipples.
:^)
>>682960376
They all survive
sorry
With the sound is clearly better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfP7MPnmZaY
>>682969696
Best post in thread
>>682960014
allah hu akbar, god is non existent
>>682962504
isn't this bad for her?
>>682956330
Car crush directed by Michael Bay.
>>682970400
wtf is me with the wrong wembs gifs today
>>682970494
it's not a taser
i remember the news story
it was a round from the rifle and the guy died, there was a big uproar about excessive force
>>682968139
his aggression was divided by zero in less than .1 secunds..
>dinndunuffin
>>682970504
fake&gay
>>682970494
Rock the Casbah?
>>682970408
>>682969998
Would've laughed... But then I remembered I live there.
>>682968519
holy fuck say goodbye to your chest bones
>>682967442
IT GOT ITS LEG BLOWN OFF YOU CAN SEE THE CHUNKS FLYING AT THE CAMERA
>>682964680
I see the emergency stop button between the two escalators. Right where it is on every escalator I've seen. The two bitches at the top work there and had to have seen it there. neither of them go for it. They must have really hated that dead bitch.
>>682970644
Justice
>>682969075
Time to burn down my neighborhood due to this police brutality on an innocent young black man
>>682970494
bullshit you can see the rifle fire
>>682969472
>>682969848
>>682969979
>>682970201
i think he was hit in the lung, probably liquid and air
>>682970494
Hahahahahahaha Muslims hate women. In secret all muslim societies are misogynistic and gay, but get caught having your dick sucked by another guy and they will kill you because nobody really wants to be gay, they pretend not to be
Thou dost protest too much
