What is the most sexually depraved/ creepiest thing you have ever done?
Girl I was living with broke up with me. I had to go back to the house when she was at work to get my things. I laid on the bed sucking and licking her worn underwear, wanking and crying.
I didn't take the breakup well.
Met a really fat sub on collarme
She comes round, put her in bath, put funnel up her arse and piss into it. Piss filled the funnel and flooded the floor all while I'm screaming "suck it in"
Mine happened only yesterday, in fact. I stole a pair of panties from my friend's 18 y/o sister whilst round his house. There were a couple pairs on the floor outside her room, kinda wish I took both, but took one. They're used and have a slight bit of grool on them, but it only smells of clean washing, not of her. If I should go round again, definitely stealing another pair.
> post craigslist ads looking for nude models. > get tons of pic from girls in my area, know some of them
> now have massive collection
> getting these pics doesn't do it for me anymore
>still do it anyway out of habit
i keep feeding my cum to my little sister every time i have the opportunity.
mix it in her drinks and dishes.
it feels so heart warming to know i'm taking care of her by good nurishment.
There was a girl I wanted to date for the longest time, but I could never find the balls to ask her out.
One day we ended up drinking at her house. When everyone else left and it was just her and me she ended up passing out. After many years of sexual frustration I decided I was going to Jack off on her face. Right before I came I decided it was a bad idea and reached for the nearest item to jizz into.
Ended up being her panties. I kept the panties and used them as my jizz rag for a solid 2 years.
>be 24 back then
>got blueballed by a chick a few times
>decided to look for a hooker
>went on an "escort meetup" page
>saw a cute thai and get in contact
>only 30 mins after a short ride i was at her adress
>handed 150 bucks infront for 60min (had no idea it was a rippoff in my area at that time)
>first few min of sucking was awfull... teeth.. not deep enough.. went to pussy
>got 6inch dick and felt almost nothing she was loose as fuck for a small thai
>was a bit out of control and switched to her anus
>a little crying and "no no"s but after a few attemps she handed me some lube lol
>went in had a good time.. lasted for 2 min max
>she tried to get another 50 bucks out of it and was a little upset
>called it a day and gtfo
>actuallly met her for a second time for 100 bucks a few months later
Be 27 and have sex with a 15 yo also played with her feet a lot
It involves this location.
> 1400 Brownie points to the anon who can find it.
i live quite close to there. all kinds of sketchy shit happens in the parking lot just across I35 between 11th + 12th. i ride by bike through there late at night pretty frequently
>Nailed a girls tits to a board
>whipped her cunt until she begged me to put ginger root in her ass
>when it started to burn told her the only relief i'd offer would be me pissing in her ass
>made her take the nails in her tit's out with her teeth
>flogged her until she started bleeding (about 30 min with a heavy flogger)
>let her cum using a Hitachi covered in icyhot
It was consentual, but probably the most depraved thing i've done in one scene.
its a hooker thing.. if you look innocent and nice they try to ripp you off. just huggle a bit and it doesn't help take appemts to leave... mostly the will comply for 3/4 or even half the price or some specials extra like a second girl
anal or some more nasty things.
here in germany alot of woman work on their own or don't have a pimp nearby who can kick your shit in
not me but my gf has sucked my dick on three occasions right after it was in her ass
mine is blindfolding a 16 yo, tying her arms and legs to the corners of my bed, secretly putting her g string on and hanging my dick in her mouth for a blowjob. i was 26.
Kinda related my 24 year old sister is still a virgin and gets off to kids cartoons every morning, tried to fuck her but I thinks she's a fag
How the fuck do you nail a girl's tits to a board safely? Did she have to get a tetanus shot?
took creepshots of my sister in law
licked my mother in laws used panties
"accidentally" walked in on sister in law in the shower
posted nudes of wife to 4chan
touched a friend's pussy when she was asleep and I was pretending to sleep
dipped my cock in a co-worker's water bottle (wide neck...) when I was alone at work after hours
took pictures up a student's (adult student) skirt when I was sitting across from her, helping out with homework
stole panties from the (shared) laundry room and returned after fapping with them
fapped in a pool while watching my mother in law tanning
and probably many more things I can't remember right now
used to fuck my neighbors wife in the ass every week while he was golfing, if the weather was bad and he stayed home on a Saturday morning , she used to call round and take off her panties which she had just masturbated in and leave them with me. I would jerk off while sucking them and then jizz in the gusset , then I would give her the panties back and she would stand at the kitchen wondow sucking my jizz from them to tease me.
Pretty weird really and some would say creepy.
After a 1 n half year of relationship, got bored from normal love sex.
Got this idea.
Plan the shit up and broke with my gf and let my frn takeover.
After some months make my frn to record her when he is hate/brutal type fucking her.
Fap on video for some weeks.
Decide to blackmail for free perverted games.
Now we all fuck her they way we want.
Sorry for bad English.
>Was walking down a street one Friday night at 4am.
>Came across a drunk passed out chick at a doorway.
>Try to check up on her see if she is ok, she is just mumbling shit and completely out of it. >Complains to me through mumbling that she is going to throw up so I take her to the curb, so she can throw up in the drain.
>She doesn't throw up but is still completely fucked and would not respond to me trying to get her name/address/any info so I can help her.
>Sit next to her for about 20 or so minutes generally feeling up her tits and ass and generally molesting her.
>Find out she is 18 while I am at it when she has a brief moment of clarity.
>Feel her up some more for a bit.
>Call her an ambulance because I am a good guy.
>feel her up some more while waiting for the ambulance.
>Ambulance arrives and I go home.
>Still fap to the thought of that night to this very day.
About two years ago, the week before I turned 30, I was hell bent on having the most depraved, hedonistic, and dark week I could possibly have before I was to kill myself.
I used all my savings and bought stimulants, hallucinogens, opiates and benzodiazepines for about 5k and spent another 2k on alcohol.
I usually started the day with some heroin, amphetamines and ketamine and then go to a bar chosen at random in the quest for finding someone fucked up enough to fuck and this ritual was to become something I did every morning that week.
On what I think was a tuesday I did my usual routine. Shower, shave, deodorize, brush my teeth, make a disgustingly bitter tea out of peyote and drink it, do a shot of vodka and ketamine, wait until both substances peak and then shoot a mix of amphetamine and heroin right into a vein that had not yet collapsed, and when the initial rush had gone I drank half a pint of vodka.
I then prepared some more amphetamine, heroin and some LSD and put it in a small bag so I could take it with me. Then I was ready to hit the town.
On the first three bars nothing unusual happened, I got thrown out because I was either too intoxicated or too obnoxious. I reached the fourth bar at around 11pm and I met this short and slender man. He gave off an obvious gay vibe long before I heard him speak, which was in the most feminine way imaginable.
Anyway, I somehow ended up at his place where I shared some of the drugs I had with me.
The rest is real foggy but I remember I had sex with the guy, even though I can't remember any details. The next morning I must have made my way home because the next thing I remember I was woken up by cops and a social worker.
I was escorted to a mental hospital and on arrival they asked me to empty my pockets from anything I could harm myself with. When I took out my knife I noticed it was covered with blood. They didn't say anything about it and later I examined my body for cuts but I had none. cont.
I must have used the knife on the guy from the bar. I have no idea if I had seriously harmed him but I've not seen anything in the papers about anything that might look related so I think we might have used it during the "love-making".
Fisted two girls, one hot, one not at the same time, then pissed all over both of them. Then I fucked both their assholes and made them suck my dirty cock clean. This was after I convinced each of them to eat a ten-strip of acid. They loved every moment of it.
I wish I was kidding.
very healthy and needed for little girls development.
Dog cum tastes like hot chicken broth. It's fucking delicious.
Horse pussy tastes and smells a thousand times better than a human's.
You know, in case you were curious.
She didn't enjoy doing it at all, she didn't even want to look at me by the end of me and then cried herself to sleep.
We're not together anymore but do have a son together, I feel incredibly guilty for how I was.
At the time yeah I did enjoy it though, in some weird perverse way.
Actually happened another time about 12 months after that, I was high on coke again and did the same thing knowing I could just pester her into doing it, she was crying throughout and didn't speak to me for a day or so after.
I still kinda feel bad for this even though it was hot as hell and happened a few years back, but here goes.
>Be me in my 30's, in a long term relationship with my then 22yo ex gf.
>Living together with my gf and her mother and younger brother rents a couple of rooms from us.
>gf has a 7/10 friend that used to move in with us whenever her and her bf had a fight(usually because she was cheating on him)
>Develop a pretty close relationship with the friend
>The three of us hang out all the time
>After an alcohol and drug fueled night all three of us fall asleep in the same bed
> I sleep in the middle with my gf and her friend on either sides
>Wake up from someone scratching my back
>In my haze I turn around and realizes it's the friend that's touching me
>Not sure if this is real or if the alcohol, subutex and MDMA is fucking with my head
>She moves her hand to my dick starting to jack me off slowly so that my gf wouldn't notice any movement
>I start returning the favor
>after a good half hour we both come and go back to sleep
About a month later
>gf is going on a week long business trip
>Being bored af and wanting to drink with someone I call gf's friend to go out for some beer
>This is not unusual and we have hung out alone together with gf's knowledge before when she was too tired to go out
>We go to a shitty bar and get fucked up
>Almost too drunk to walk but friend is not as drunk
>Friend tells me I should get to bed and that she will help me get home
>Next thing I remember is waking up in a cab coughing and sneezing like a lunatic
>Notice that friend is holding a big fucking line of speed on a pocket mirror right under my nose
>I manage to stop coughing and snort the rest of the line of speed
>She proceeds to jump on top of me and starts making out like she's posessed
>This goes on for 10 minutes or so before the cab stops and I realize were not at my place but instead at the friends place
>I'm asking why she didn't tell the driver to go to my house
>She says she didn't want us to wake my gf's mother and brother
>She lives alone and I start realize what it is she wants to do
>We get inside and she instantly rips my clothes off
>I'm already diamonds and starts ripping her clothes off and notice that she has no underwear under her pantyhose
>I leave her pantyhose on and forcefully half drag her to bed
>I press my dick in her mouth and she eagerly sucks it
>After a short while I turn her on her knees with her ass towards me
>I feel like a fucking animal and rip her pantyhose so that I can fuck her through them
>I thrust my cock in to her pussy
>She instantly moans to me to fuck her asshole instead
>I oblige and forcefully and brutally press my cock against her ass until i'm balls deep
>Fuck her furiously and she doesn't seem to get enough
>I fuck her ass in different positions for a good 20 minutes and end with covering her cute begging face with cum
>We both do some more speed, drink some more, hang out and fall asleep several hours later
A couple of weeks later
>Since the last experience we started texting a lot about trying to hook up again
>We decide on a date and I tell my gf that I need to stay the night at my mothers
>I met up with the friend and we get a hotel room just one block away from mine and my gf's apartment
>As soon as the door to the hotel room closes we instantly start to fuck
>My phone starts vibrating, it' my gf
>I answer the phone and try real hard not give up the fact that i'm getting the best fucking blow job of my life
>Cum in friends throat in the most amazing orgasm while still talking to my gf
>After a while we hang up the phone and a wave of anxiety and guilt washes over me
Tied up the one in the left whilst she was hooked up to a vibrator and then left and went about my day. Came back about 5 hours later and she was a sopping mess, her juices having made a puddle in the chair and floor.
Trying to get with the one in the right atm, as I've heard she's a great fuck.
>Feeling down and we both decide to smoke some weed and do some oxy
>Fucking on and off the entire night and the next morning I walk the short distance home
About two months later
>The friend and I continue to text and plan out our next meeting
>Working a lot at the time and other circumstances makes it hard to sneak out
>The friend moves in for a few days after the 86'th break up with her bf
>One night we decide to go out for some drinks
>We all get a little tipsy and decide to go back home to watch a movie
>Movie is kinda shit and gf passes out at some point
>The friend and I sees our chance and even though it's kinda risky we go to a room used as an office with a door that locks
>I pull her pants and panties down and take out my dick
>Fuck her hard from behind, both of us standing
>No more than 20 seconds in, the door swings open and my gf's mother storms in
>She had been awake and heard the noises of intense fucking
>She starts screaming at us and even starts swinging at the friend, hitting her a couple of times in the face
>mfw I just back off and watch it happen
>I was in chock and couldn't say a fucking word, besides what could I have said to make anything better
>gf and her younger brother hears the screams and run up to us
>I don't remember what any of them said to me and the friend, in a state of deep chock
>Just remember the mother physically throwing out the friend from the apartment
>The rest of the night is just a haze
Eventually she forgave me and even later she forgave the friend. We broke up 3 years later. To this day she hasn’t got the full story, as far as she knows the time me and her friend got caught was the only time we fucked.
When I was in high school had a friend with a decently hot sister. i would sneak in after everyone was asleep and fondle her.
One night she fell asleep in her panties with no blanket, so I went for rubbing her puss. She got wet as fuck and I said fuck it, I'm jerking off. Finished in her mouth. It's a miracle I didn't get caught. Speaking of which, she woke up one time and saw me leaving the room. I'm sure she knew, but never said anything, although my friend asked about it years later.
Broke into a stable at 4:00 am and fucked a racehorse. Masturbated her to orgasm.
Answered a personals ad on Beastforum - a guy wanted to watch his three German shepherds fuck a hot guy while he filmed it. He was rich. Rich people party pretty hard. Lots of drugs and alcohol involved. The three sheps were brothers; whenever I'd suck one off, the other two would fight to come lick the cum out of my mouth. I didn't realize how much stamina a dog has...I can't cum 10 times in one night.
When i was young about 10-14y I was at my friends house whom has a really hot mom. She was not home at this time so me and my friend played some kind of hide and seek. So i went to his mothers room and stole some panties from her (gold, pink and black ones) i put it in my pockets and then went back like nothing happened. Went home and sniffed them and came onto it.
Well, I've posted this before in the secrets thread, but it probably one of the most depraved/nastiest things I've ever done:
Roofied my wife shortly after we got to a club we frequented. Club hadn't filled up so we were in an upstairs area. It kicked in right as the college crowd was coming in. I sat her down on a couch, pulled her panties down and her mini-skirt up and spread her knees apart, unbuttoned her blouse and unsnapped her bra and pushed it aside. Got a whole bunch of shots, downed a few and poured out a few and left them near her. Then sat down at table just far enough away that I could watch what happened to her. Several guys took turns on her throughout the night, even a few girls. Took her home, and shoved every phallic shaped thing we had in the apartment in both her holes. Left our curtain open so anyone could look in and see her lying on our living floor filled with utensils.
Still fap when I think about it.
In first year of uni, had a girlfriend who lived in the flat next to mine. Shit started to go sour but we kept it up for the sake of not making shit awkward among all our mutual friends.
I asked her if she could leave her key to the flat whilst she went out for the day so I could go round and borrow her ipad to watch dr who on, and decided to get one over on her and her flatmates who'd started to dislike me.
I ended up finding out all her flatmates (girls) rooms were unlocked and in the end decided to take the ugg boots out of one of them and cum in it (got a foot fetish, deal with it) and then also cum in the underwear of one of her other flatmates, who ended up breaking up with her boyfriend because he found out when he went to do washing with her and she couldn't explain it.
Lots of dog spunk then.
I used to fool around with a couple mares my parents had.
Never felt a more velvety vulva in my entire life, smelled surprisingly good too like you said.
Did she piss after? Every time I made one of them orgasm they walked off to take the hugest fucking piss, sometimes before I was even done fooling around with them. A couple times they even farted, hah.
I used to drive a cab in Austin.
Obviously wasn't gonna pry too deep when he asked about it but apparently she said she saw me in her room one night. Chalked it up to being a dream and he never brought it up again
I'd get mad but tbh reading what I posted I realise just how English I sound. ah well, left out the fac that I came back to my flat and had tea and crumpets with the queen, so..
Nice ref to Nelson though
I know you're telling the truth 100%.
Indeed, "velvety" is what I'd call it! I like how the lips are a bit more firm; it's like velvety leather. I guess the taste would be something like tea, fresh earth and something that reminded me of freshly-cut lawn. So mild, though; almost didn't taste like anything.
I've had them fart, but never go piss afterward, but I know that happens alot. Weird that they've never done it for me. I love how hard a mare can cum; the ground shakes and I've had a few make some sort of demonic rumbling sound.
I have to wonder if a mare would ever cum in their entire life if I didn't masturbate them...and that's depressing. Creatures need to cum. It's the best thing ever.
spat in a chick's mouth as i was fucking her. held her head in place until she swallowed, by this point ready to punch me. immediately do it again, and again and again until i cum inside her and she practically throws up.
sure, I'll give it a shot
>sexually confused 18 yo skinny white fag since introverted with no friends
>turned on by older guys
>start chatting with this 54 yo beefy muscled white guy named mike, a self described "dominant verbal daddy" type
>tells me to come over Friday night
>a couple hours before we meet, I send a message to confirm we're still on
>he tells me he has 2 male friends over and asks if I'm cool with them joining
>sends me a pic of them: both beefy, one's white and one's latino
>tells me they're tops
>agree, very turned on now
>arrive at mike's place
>as soon as door is closed, orders me to strip
>mike starts by kissing me and feeling my body all over while mike's friends undress, his tongue overpowering mine and beard rubbing against my shaved face
>switch to kissing mike's white friend while mike undresses and latin friend feels my body from behind, rubbing his fingers up and down my hole, and the I switch to kissing latin friend for a bit
>switch back to mike
>he gets me on my knees
>start sucking mike's cock
>it's a very thick, 9 inches
>his friends jack off close to my face while I suck mike's cock, occasionally rubbing their cocks on my face, their warm pre-cum leaking on to me
>switch to latin friend's cock, it's just as thick but a bit shorter
>doesnt take long before he places his hands on the back of my head and fucks my throat
>my dick is diamonds
>after a few minutes, switch to white friend
>his dick is skinnier than the other two but just as long as mike's, with a weirdly big cockhead
>a lot of pre-cum and likes taking it out to rub it on my face
>alternate between the three a few times, sucking their cocks in the ways they each like getting sucked
>after about a half an hour of this, mike goes and grabs an exercise bench and pulls it into the middle of the room
>tells me to lie on my back on it
cont? (this isn't prewritten)
I was fucking this divorced mom for a few months, and once I noticed her son peeking in on us and didn't tell her. She was riding me, had her back ot the door. So without making it obvious that i knew he was watching, I spread and fingered her ass, slapped her ass, had her talk dirty to me while she was rubbing herself. I hope he got a good education.
A little. The club brought in younger upper tier college types, so I knew most of the people there would be fairly clean.
Yeah, I love that some people find it hot.
The rohyp that I have is the same stuff I used back then. I don't think it's any good anymore. I'm worried I might get the dosage wrong. I need something else, either newer rohyp or some other drug.
I'm gonna die cause some bitch didn't think it was worth telling me she had it, why not take some cunts with me. I don't infect everyone though, if they dont piss me off before we get down to business I rubber up. Gotta admit, its such a power trip to know I'm basically giving someone a death sentence while I'm fucking them, always cum muuuch quicker cause of that thought.
Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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OH MAN WHAT A KNEESLAPPER
>murder yourself you disgusting nigger
Put dust all over mah dick, and wanked it to Marge Simpson yo.
I went pussy to mouth and came in my girlfriend mouth.
This would be pretty vanilla for most people, except it was in HS in an empty classroom. And it happened several times.
> was living with housemates
> used to call phone sex lines
> had this one bbw milf that i liked
> really dirty, got me off
> when no one else was around would go into female roomies room
> go through her underwear while talking to the fat milf and describing what i was doing
> had the milf countdown from 10
> 3, 2, 1
> huge load in the cup of roomies bra
> did this several times
I spied on my older brother for a few years, nudity, jerking off, and even sex. My parents didn't give me the puberty talk so his dick was pretty interesting. I 'casually' showed him my dick (pretending it was accidental) too. Pretty cringy when I remember it.
I was the same age as her.
Well it wasn't high school. Here we start "college" a little sooner than in the US. But we were both High school aged.
I still ignore what this girl saw in me.
I used to babysit this 13 year old girl a couple years ago. We became really close. I was supposed to sleep at her place because her parents were on some kind of cruize or something. We ended up fucking in the couch. I regretted it immedeatly afterwards and quit my job 2 days later. Still can't believe how fucking retarded i was
honestly, pretty great, and i was happy for her when she finally got clean but i miss fucking her
also the look in her eyes when we'd be doing it gave me a pretty massive fetish for women who are ashamed/forced
Horse dicks only last 10 seconds, I don't think that's nearly enough pleasure for a mare to cum.
That being said, freshly washed/slightly musky mare pussy is delightful -- teasing their donut-asshole as you drag your tongue around their plump and juicy folds.
I've had one cumming so hard she couldn't help but shake and stamp her hoof on the ground, she always loved me after that.
Don't shame us, it's 2016 you guys! John Olliver said so and I'm sure that yuck-mouthed cunt fucks horses on the reg too.
IDK, lax testing or girls just not thinking it was me I guess? I honestly expect to any day now, I dont really care either way, if I don't go full blown and die by the end of the year I'll just an hero tbh.
that was a while back before webcamming was something that you could do with any phone or computer. now i'd probably do that. hmm, could do this with my gfs underwear. might be hot.
also if you've never edged and then had someone count you down to the finale, highly recommended. those orgasms are intense as hell.
Does it change anything when I tell you that having unprotected sex with someone carrying the HIV virus is far from a guarantee for catching the virus?
A couple of decades back there was an HIV positive man running around, hell bent on giving as many people HIV as possible. He had sex with 37 women. Only 3 of them got HIV.
Eaten my own cum.
Dog licked my ass while I jerked off.
Masturbated in public.
Shot cum on a preteen girls jacket in a movie theatre.
Masturbated in the middle if class in Jr. High and High school multiple times.
Jerked off under a blanket while in the same room as mom.
Jerked off on csm for 14 year old multiple times.
Had phone sex with same girl dozens of times
Got head from same girl.
Guess that's about it
i'm not even sure i'd call it a bad idea, like i love my girlfriend but i know she'll never let me do the sort of things my sister would, my gf doesn't even like anal...at least this way i got to experience some awesome stuff i probably wouldn't have otherwise
Not particularly, I mean the number is a guesstimate. Anal sex shores up the transmission chance as well I'm sure, either way, the fact there is even a chance gets me pretty much diamonds champ
Creeped on mid teenage cousins and her friends changing when i was like 10
Felt up same cousin when she was sleeping around the same time
Felt up another cousin while she was sleeping when i was around 13 and she was 15
Ended up fucking her twice after she came on to me
I was doing my laundry at my apartment complex, my sexy ass latina neighbor was there. I waited for her to throw her stuff in the dryer and leave, I stole this lacy little thong. I wrap it around my cock and jerk off at least once a day with it.
> posted on cl casual
> 'want a massage, hit me up'
> chick responds, i bail from work early and get there asap
> i walk into her apartment
> jewish chick, cute, a little chubby, nice big cans
> both are a bit nervous
> she asks about the massage, i lean in and kiss her
> no joke, within 5 minutes she's eating my ass and stroking my cock
> fucked into the wee hours in every room in her place
ok, not depraved exactly, but was good times
It's just so much fun to throw the cold water of life in the face of a bitter scumbag whose entire reason for living is to pass along a disease which cannot be cured.
major fat fetish here, wanted to fuck around with a fat chick without putting in any effort. find this one doing bjs for $50. sure why not. walk into hotel room, drop my drawers, lay down and let her go to work. fucking monstrous titties rubbing on my thighs. have her get on her knees (not comfortable for her given how huge she is). finish off on her face, possibly the biggest load i've ever fired. tells me she's always enjoyed that.
>friend of mine, also 16, whos pretty depressed is feeling like shit so we decide to meet, bcs im also feeling like shit
>she brings a bottle of jack daniels
>we decide to get to a playground and deeptalk
>after getting drunk ofc
>we both cant take alchohol for shit, she because of medication and i just cant...
>we talk about our problems and drink to the point where we dont care
>we get bored
>warm summer night
>we both take off our pants bcs its more comfy
>shes 6'1", huge tits and a well shaped ass, a whole lot of curves, a solid 8/10
I should probably mention that we had wierd sexual tension between us for years
>we both get kinda horny
>we consider having sex
>she has a boyfriend
>she decides to call him and ask if it would be ok, just this one time
>he declines, but she keeps trying to convince him...actually a good chance bcs he is the biggest cuck i know to this day...
>he evetually declines for good
>we shortly consider to do it anyways but she says she wont
>I feel like im funny:
>"wouldnt it be funny if we left a used condom on the playground"
>edgy teen me at its best
>i get into a stall on the playground while she stays on the othe side of the wall
>i put on a condom and start jerking
>i just stand uo and start wanking in front off her
>"i feel nothing when wanking with a condom, maybe you doing it will help"
>she hesitates but then grabs my cock
>she starts jacking me off
>shes still ashamed, covering her eyes on occasion
>its really cute actually
>i say i dont have anything to fap too and ask her to take off her top
>she does despite being very selfconcios about her boobs
>i just grab one
>shes offended for a second but then stops giving a shit
>we stay like that, both sitting on the ground half naked for a while
>about five minutes later she lies in front of me and finishes me
>we place the condom somehwere and leave
This place has gone to shit, back in the day I would have been hailed as a hero, medals, some nice young bitches for me to infect, fuck it maybe even a parade. You're all pussies these days, you see an anhero thread these days and most people are trying to talk them out if it. Now I am getting shit on for having some fun at other peoples expense, this place is truly fucked now.
It was bad because of the emotional drain she put on me. I didn't realize how much stress I was under until I broke things off.
She stole over a grand from me. I... wasn't in a place to handle that well, until she stole a $3500 camera to make up for it. Now I photograph prostitutes. I didn't see my life heading there.
Yeah, mentioned that I did that too earlier
>mike walks over and stands right above my face, and I get a nice view of his hairy balls and ass
>orders me to suck his balls, and I gladly oblige
>he smells and tastes so manly
>he moves up a bit so that his balls now rest on my chin and his ass is right above my mouth
>never rimmed an ass before so tentative for a moment
>"lick daddy's ass, boy. be a good boy for daddy" he says
>that did the trick, revert back to slut mode
>start licking and tonguing his ass, not that bad tbh
>he's moaning with pleasure
>suddenly, white friend starts rimming my ass too, occasionally slapping my ass as well
>moaning and precumming a lot now
>white friend lubes up and places the tip of his cock at my hole
>mike stands up and moves me so my head is leaning back over the end of the exercise bench
>he places his cock on my lips and tells me to lick his cockhead all over
>latin friend is jacking off, watching
>mike starts gradually moving his cock in and out of my mouth, thrusting deeper and deeper down my throat
>as mike fucks my throat, his white friend starts slowly entering my ass (I'm tight as fuck so I'm squirming like hell)
>after a minute, mike is now able to fit most of his cock in my throat
>"good boy" he says
>mike starts getting into a rhythm, slowly moving his cock in and out while his white friend, feeling I've stopped squirming for the most part, pulls out and starts getting into his own rhythm
>they start spit roasting me at a faster rhythm, and I'm feeling incredible
>at some point, mike stops and switches out with latin friend
>latin friend just starts aggressively throat fucking me all the way to the base of his shaft
>I'm rock hard enjoying every minute of it
>white friend starts fucking my ass faster and more aggressively
>I'm moaning like hell
>mike is lubing up while jacking off to the hot scene
>suddenly, white friend moans and cums in my ass, and I feel his hot load spurt inside me
>after a minute, he pulls out and mike steps up
I'll be over soon, Bud!
I was fourteen and was doing some homework with a friend. I knew that she had a crush on me and I did too. Sometimes I touched her butt several times like joking and stuff, also because hormones. This particulare time in a classroom after classes ended ans while we were some homework, she was leaning a little bit in the teacher's table ( she was writting something while she was standing up, so totally normal position) and I went from behind and start groping her little tits. I did that before like joking and stuff, but this time was quite different. She was actually resisting and tried to take my hands off her, but after a little time she couldnt hang on and her legs failed her (strange as even if there was the stimulation of force I was just groping her tits). We hided under the teacher's table and then she gave me this look that I didnt forget to this day. She was telling me with her expression that it was all okey and then I slip my hand under her tshirt nad then under her bra. Just in this moment we heard the door opening and suddenly she started crying in silence, she was like a very innocent girl and I think that maybe she thought that she coukd get expelled or her parents would know about this. That doesnt stop me though. I start touching her vagina too but with her skirt on, touching the cloth of it, not making contact with it directly and she stop crying. She looked that she wasnt giving a fuck know, just with one tear in her cheek. Whoever opened the door left and then we had sex under the teacher's table
google 54ff bbw, think she still gets around
If anything your just helping the pharmcy companys on making cash you should get sponsored by one your pretty much corperate now just think of how much money they make off of eqch one you infect
Only if you're wearing that Gacy clown get up!
I couldnt masturbate during confirmation camp and basically went nuts. I proceeded to bet with my room mate that if I beat him in wrestling he would do what I wanted (I have arms of 5 year old) powered by lust I won and proceeded to dry hump him into oblivion.
Fat chicks are lusty as fuck and usually pretty easy to fuck.
I still meet up with this plump chick, near-SSBBW status but she's actually kinda cute and has amazingly good tits.
She gets embarrassed too easily and her pussy gets musky, but I still power through and eat the fuck out of it before I fuck her silly.
She's not fat enough to where I can't bang her in her or my car, so that's a plus.
>google 54ff bbw, think she still gets around
Last I heard she was overseeing the pod races on Tatooine.
They told me that The Chan was the place to meet monsters like you, but I laughed at them. I laughed...
Fuck you cunt, you are right it DIDNT start that way but there was a glorious spell of about 19 months five, maybe six months back where we had the balance right of trying to be like legendary oldfags that didnt exist and no asshole meme faggots spamming the place with traps, ponies and fluffies. For about 6 months /b/ was actually the place people idolized it to be
Another thing. She asked me to pimp for her? She needed money (lol) and put an ad on backpage. Some guy choked her out and left without paying. She offered me a cut just to wait in the other room. I politely declined.
Anyway, thank you for listening.
either having my cat lick cheeze-whiz off my dick
or dressing myself in a diaper panties training bra bonnet and babydoll nighty and bunny slippers and cuffing myself to a park bench near my house with an hour timelock back when i was 14
i dont remember anything crazier
first off those are needles, not nails. and those are only 18g needles (based on the hub colour) so not that painful to put into someone.
showing someone else's pictures to claim credit? don't ever change, /b/
I do creepy shit all the time. It's definitely one of my biggest faults :/
>I have stolen nudes from my hot innocent cousin, my very hot coworker who I barely know, my best friend with huge tits (I prolly have 30 of her nudes) and I'm always on the look out for more.
>take amazing upskirts of women on the streets and I have upskirts of my cousin
>cum in coworker's lotions and drinks
>share my gf's nudes on 4chan and motherless and also share stolen nudes
>steal my gf's sister's panties all the time, she is 18 and very innocent and sexy
>record roommates very sexy gf changing in bathroom, have pics of her completely naked from all angles
I do a lot more but it's hard to remember
>6 months back
Nigger wtf are you talking about?
Make that shit that never happened for $1,000
I can do with people cheating on each other and fucking animals, wince at even but why the fuck wasn't you at the hospital with your own kid you twat? You're a disappointment.