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Summoning the King of /B/ooty who actually delivered before thread died!!!
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>>682952570
KING OF BOOTY PLEASE COME BACK WITH US
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>>682952570
Haha I'm here, guys just doing some work. But stay tuned this weekend :)
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>>682952570
I was to see that rusty sheriff's badge on the left
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>>682952888
DEM TRIPS CHECKED

Also come on man stay tuned this weekend.

Give us an hour or smthn.

Or, or, or, or, a few more pics
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>>682952570
>Trigger discipline.
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>>682952888
Chk'd nice trips what is it happened 7y ago that changed your life anon also are you in Cali
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>>682953117
I came on here for a feels bread. Said I just felt like a bitchy unmotivated faggot. An anon actually talked me through being an angsty nigger and helped me see a better way to view the world.

And no, I'm in Houston, TX
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>>682952888
IS THAT YOU KING OF BOOTY?

THANK GOD YOU ARE STILL WITH US

PLEASE LET US KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE MOAR OF YOUR WONDERFUL ACTS

ALSO POST PICS OF BOOBS
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>>682952570
Any more pics from previous thread
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>>682953074
Ty. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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>>682953223
It's nice to see some good come from this cesspool lol I've got a sister in Huston and I love Galveston island we go crabbing there sometimes does your family know your in porn Kansas fag here
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>>682952570
hi ashton
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>>682953388
This
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>>682953408
Just 1 more pic

1 finger in assu Kingu senpai...

Not yours though, one of the chicks...
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you just work in the porn industry..
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>>682953562
> not yours
Kek'd
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POST PICS FROM OLD THREAD NIGGERS
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>>682953408
That gun is, for all intents and purposes fresh out of the box. Dont be a safety sally. Im not tex grubner lol.
>>682953511
My family knows. The first thing i did was buy my dad a lamborghini haha.
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>>682953726
k but only cuz king of booty delivered and he would want u to have them
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Where the old pics?
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>>682952888
>>682953388
>>682953511
Chk'd
Also why all the guns is there a threat or do you just like them
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>>682953814
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>>682953814
also
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>>682953795
> that ass tho
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>>682953814
and
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>>682953795

Could you bang any of these chicks...whenever you want...If you said suck and swallow right now...would they?
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>>682953943
I also sell guns. I live is a cushy suburb with probably little to nothing to fear. But its nice to have them. I was born in a noguns country. I can tell you firsthand thats pure shit.
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>>682953965
Reality Kings?
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>>682953814
and let us not forget
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>>682954093
neat, tell us everything!
How you met her, how you kept her and how you're able to do that with her
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>>682954168
>>682954093
>>682954052
>>682953965
btw im not king

king of booty has only bestestests pics
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wtf is this LMAO

Who are these sluts? Like really do you pay them or who the fuck are they? :D
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ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY

ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY

>ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY

ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY
ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY

>ALL THE GLORY TO THE KING OF BOOTY

ALL
THE
GLORY
TO
THE
KING
OF
BOOTY


T H E
K I N G
O F
B O O T Y
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>>682954233
DO NOT DISRESPECT THE KING'S CONCUBINES

The king delivered

The king protects

The king WEARS protection
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>>682954129
Yes. But why would i do that with overwatch out now lol?
>>682954149
If i told you what i own, wouldnt it be weird if every now and then when i come on here with paragraphs of usernames and pws to my site for free? ;)
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>>682954452
these girls your friends?
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>>682954452
PLEASE answer this >>682954184
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>>682954452
My king!

The villagers are upset and the riots will be stopped only if finger is inserted into anus.

We await your command!
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>>682954136
I bet I carry a Glock iwb anytime I'm not in bed for no other reason than it's better to have it and not need it than need and not have
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I took a one day break. Who's the king of booty? Some guy with 3 college girls at his disposal? That's cool. What's his profession? besides fucking girls
>>682953965 the girl on the right has the nicest ass
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>>682952570
oh is this that arms dealer?
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>>682954704
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>>682954184
Shes just an employee :) i recruited her for film in ukraine and she ended up being my HotS and OW nigga. I dont chill with coke whores. Im a homebody. Gaming>clubbing any day. I chill with likeminded people
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>>682954761
so you're rich? that's how?
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>>682954761
Dan Bilzerian?
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>>682954761
so none of them are ur gf or shit like that, but they would fuck you anytime?
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>>682954698
Haha well i dont keep her per se. I mean she works for me and we do lan parties. Im not really sure how to answer that. Are you asking how to get bitches?>>682954704
If im a king then YOU are a king too, based anon. This isnt a request thread, but if it will make your day one of glory then here. I dedicate this to you, my brother.>>682954717
This guy gets it
>>682954722
I own a gun store and film company
>>682954742
Yes. Howve you been?
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KING! OF! BOOTY!
KING! OF! BOOTY!
>KING! OF! BOOTY!
KING! OF! BOOTY!
>KING! OF! BOOTY!
KING! OF! BOOTY!
>KING! OF! BOOTY!
KING! OF! BOOTY!
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More of the left one?
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>>682955159
>I own a gun store and film company

Any tips? I would honestly do anything to live your life
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Hey Dan, was it cool getting killed by Denzel on the Equalizer?
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>>682955159
yeah fuck it

we found jesus in /b/

>chill you are all good
delivers
keeps on delivering
doesnt tell us to fuck off
>praise be
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Someone zip everything that the king has posted so far and post it
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>>682955159
I've got to get back to work porn Jesus but you've made my day hope to talk to you again soon
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>>682954901
I actually had this before i got rich. Thats how i got rich haha. But i owe it all to an anon on here who gave me inspiration when i was being a faggot and not realizing my potential. Thats why i come here and give back with pws to my site from members who dont log on for months lol.
>>682955022
No, hes much richer than i am haha
>>682955132
Yes. I have a gf. But that bitch understands shes not gods gift to my dick and a nigga like him dick wet we was kangz
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>>682953223
I'm in Houston too- well I'm in Austin at Atlantic Aviation about to take off in my plane.

Where about in Houston? I'll do a fly by, or meet me at West Houston airport and we can go play with some booty.
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>>682955603
Its only fair she gets a finger in assu kingu senpai

TIS ONLY FAIR
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>>682955603
so is this girl on the pic ur gf?

And which site are you talking about :DDD
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>>682955603
>>682955837
this tbqh famillilia
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>>682955603
Clean and cut your nails you filthy brown peasant
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>>682953223
I'm over in the Heights my man.
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>>682955603
do you mind helping a poor /b/rother...
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why dont you simply fuck their asses and let them clean your cock with their mouth?
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>>682955391
Yes man. That anon told me 7 years ago that anything i didnt like in my life was my own fault. That instead of bitching then fucking off playing cs all day and wondering why i was stagnant i should imagine what i want and take the steps needed to get that every single day without fail.
>>682955451
You would have delivered too. Let us praise the lord and deliver together for every faggot op out there who doth not.
>>682955478
May thine day be based. Have some tits for later.
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>>682955936
yeah i really think that we should execute you
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>>682955459
Bump for archive
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>>682955159
What kind of films? Porn films?
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>>682956016
how did u get so rich and loaded w bitches
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>>682956033
naughty 1s
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>>682952570
Pistol in pooper
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>>682955603
>But i owe it all to an anon on here who gave me inspiration when i was being a faggot and not realizing my potential
Please do inspire me! How can I become like you?
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>>682956019
Kek you and what army edgelord
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>>682953795
i'd megabust that booty any day. give me more
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>>682956139
So much this
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>>682952570
>>682953795
>>682954168
>>682954452
>>682954761
what is that big blue plastic thing?
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boobs or gtfo
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Reveal yourself, Booty Jesus
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>>682952570
op are you hiring?
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>>682955603
fedora wearing cunt.
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>>682956267
its a megaman wep and he is aiming it at poopers

isnt money a wonderful thing?
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>>682956285
I actually do daily in r8 threads haha. >>682956267
Megabuster
>>682956140
By staying yourself. Be as autistic as you wanna be.
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>>682956267
ugh...HAS to be b8
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>>682956016
>nything i didnt like in my life was my own fault. >imagine what i want and take the steps needed to get that every single day without fail.

I discovered this about a year ago and am slowly working towards it. It's really hard to stay motivated when you're doing it all yourself though. Takes A LOT of mental discipline. That's why, as odd as it is, I encourage people to stop masturbating as much while they do this haha
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>>682956004
no
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>>682956520
LOL
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>>682956374
in a couple of the pictures it looks like the girl is holding it. does that mean she is megaman? i am so confuse.
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they are hookers you dumbasses

he paid them to do this so people he doesn't know think hes cool


biggest faggot of them all/thread
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>>682956267
since i never get a chance to use this appropriately..
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>>682956543
Mega Man isn't as memerific as he used to be guy
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>>682956520
MODS MODS MODS
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>>682956543
no. i don't watch megaman so I didn't know what the weapon looked like.
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>>682953511
Inb4 da booty is your sister
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>>682956651
not even talking meme-wise. just how do you not know what the megabuster looks like? underage b&?
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>>682956629
no. i seen this guy before
he has a shit ton of bitches
this is the guy who got on tinychat that day gunchan or whatever
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>>682956735
Probably, but most people born after 2000 are faggots regardless, so how could you expect them to know
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>>682956726
stop giving me boner
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King, you inspired me to fucking study my ass off to hopefully come close to your level of badassery. I love you man! Gonna rape these finals in your name!
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>>682956839
fair enough.
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>>682956735
would it be any better if it were someone who is so old that by the time megaman came out, he wasn't interested in that stupid looking shit so he never watched it?
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>>682956636
That daigo parry tho
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>>682956988
why dont you just fuck her right now?


i would
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>>682956988
Spread pussy or asshole please, dubs speaketh
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>>682956988
Show us the gaming rig ma'lord
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>>682956963
or someone who never had a childhood or played a single game out of the 20 something games that came out. sounds like a lonely faggot to me
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>>682956988
i love you, OP

>hugs
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OP must be rich.

Can confirm: Am rich and it makes chicks do shit like this
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>>682957190
Shoushi
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>>682956883
GO FORTH, BASED KNIGHT. SECURE THINE PLACE IN THE PATRIARCHY!
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>>682956988
.50 caliber in pooper
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>>682957113
To be honest, I'm 25 (1990) and even though I knew of Mega Man back in the day, I was into so many other things that he just didn't make it for me. We had so many good things to be into back then.
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THANK YOU BENEVOLENT KING OF BOOTY

THANKS FOR YOUR KINDNESS

THANKS FOR YOUR PICS

THANKS FOR LET US BELEIVE IN OUR DREAMS

THANK YOU KING OF BOOTY

NOW I CAN DIE HAPPILY
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>>682956988
fuck, i just bought a PS90 and broke the bank, you tryin to hook me up with that barrett
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King, how does it feel to know, that none of the people who are around you cares about you, but for your money?
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>>682957275
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>>682957275
dear lord... look at that piece of meat
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fuck them and post pics
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>>682957112
My brother. Pardon the mess, i am a slob nigger.
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>>682956988
Bless you OP.
If you played cs:go I would consider you to be the most based.
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>>682957527
i want to be you when i grow up
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>>682957527
Thanks my sweet king.
Do you do youtube or some faggot shit? That's a nice blueballs mic ya got there.
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>>682957527
Rank in CS, just wondering :P
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>>682957411
It goes the opposite way to, none of the people around people care about them 'because' they don't have money. Fuck people in general.
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>>682957346
Mein nigger WE are the king of booty. You included.
>>682957397
I love the ps90 and p90 both. Did it take you forever to find the iron sights or are you not a total moron like me haha
>>682957411
Considering the people in my life helped me get here when i was dead broke, id say you sound like an obama supporter
Mad?
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>>682957275
you ever bang one of these bitches with your gun jammed up there? that'd be a must if i was a porn monger / gun enthusias
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>>682958085
>682958085
Jesus Fucking Christ.. glasses
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>>682958085
my coworker told me whats up before i even got it so i knew where to look lol probs wouldn't have found it otherwise tho, hoping to do a trust soon and convert to a SBR P90..
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>>682958085
Not even mad m8, I was just asking, I'm jelly tho
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>>682958220

have you never seen glasses before?
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>>682957576
I actually put down cs during source. :(
>>682957636
No, anon. Your life is the chance to be vastly better than me! Show me your final form!
>>682957706
I dont. But ive been thinking about it for some time now... perhaps soon!
>>682957842
This. But there are some amazing people out there too.
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>>682958456
Picking up CS:GO can be fun, give it a go King
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>>682958411
i come from a glass-free world, man
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>>682958379
Do not be jelly. If you are ever in houston post a thread and lmk. We shall dine on crotch crabs and the dollar menu!
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>>682958769
Insert dick u fagg
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>>682958456
>But there are some amazing people out there too.
You're right, but they're all in cemeteries.
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>>682959001
Asks for picture of dick, calling the King a fag.
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>>682958769
What is her tattoo of sir booty king
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>>682959001
Kys, you fag
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>>682958769
Nigga.. what gun store? Name? I work out of midland, oil trash money, and drive through Houston every month. Work 2 weeks on 2 weeks off. Let's get up and blow some money, /b/ro!
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thank you for making this place a little better <3
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>>682959127
have some hope, anon.
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>>682958769
finger the woman
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>>682956988
fake ass guns lel
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>>682959672
how are those fake fuck tard
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So tell us how you became so based. Tell us how you made your money. Are you a inheritance fag? Or a legit money making machine.
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>>682959805
read the fucking thread faggot
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>>682958456
This My final form?
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>>682959672
he posted proof earlier gg no re
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>>682960072
Haha yes, but that camaro needs spinners!
Whatd hillarious about that is my project toy is pretty much the same as that picture haha
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>>682960488
Can I have a password to your site??
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>>682960072
this is for sure King /b/ooty
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>>682960488
>there is a guy out there, who is living my dream
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>>682960072
riff raff OP conframed
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>>682960775
he's living THE dream
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>>682960072
>>682960488
damn
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>>682960488
Them bitches go to the supermarket with you dressed like that too?
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>>682959492
coca cola quantum?? that bitch got a radioactive pussy!! WATCH OUT OP!!
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>>682960698
It just might be!
>>682960667
I give out PARAGRAPHS of pws a month. Just wait for one :)
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>>682961029
:( I'm never around when the PW comes out
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>>682961029
what? WEBSITE?
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>>682960866
Nay. I dont go to the supermarket. Thats why i hath bitches!
>>682960923
Dat radpuss doe
>>682960814
Jesus i couldnt be that nigger if i tried.
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you got any 5.7 hook ups, shits expensive, needa buy in bulk
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>>682961029
Nigga you should be vlogging. You're like Tai Lopez but with bitches
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>>682961029
Damn wish her tits where pressed aganist the shower door

Fucking hot
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>>682961029
How do i become a rich man owning a gat shop who gets all the pussy, m'lord?
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>>682961493
spoke too soon
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>>682961493
>>682961402
Never mind

Im loving this thread fucking god tier
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>>682960488
LONG LIVE KING OF /B/OOTY !!!!!!!!
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>>682961419
Actually no :( i have 2000 rounds ive been sitting on for a year and im too scared to blow through them because a nigga know better haha
>>682961429
I dont know who that is. But if you really think so maybe i will, anon :)
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you got an instagram? you'd be better to follow than dan bilzerians gaay ass
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>>682961429
KNOWLEDGE

here in my garage: i slay puss
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>>682961402
This fucker can read minds
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best thread ever
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>>682961029
>KING OF /B/OOTY
Post an old paragraph
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>>682961366
im also unaware of the site. im sure it says it somewhere in the thread, but who tf reads anymore
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Not often that I say to myself, "I'm so glad I went on /b/ today."
But today seems to be that day.
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>>682961736

Man, I've got to go to work.

Great thread King of /B/ooty. I look forward to seeing you pop up in the future.
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>>682954093
Yep this is exactly what I needed
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>>682961736
king of booty, before the thread dies, where are you from?
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This thread gives me hope for a better life.

Thanks bootyman.
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>>682961493

>>682961541
You JUST DO IT. Actually, start off by shopping consignment and selling for slightly higher every time. Repeat until you have a collection. Get bitches by demanding they do everything for you. Bitches love being needed. Call their dads from their phones while you fuck them, thus ensuring their loyalty.
>>682961725
Long live YOU, based anon
>>682961758
I dont like people who change with money in terms of how they treat people. I wont follow him. I could be unfairly judging here, but he seems like a real nigger. Hes got cool guns tho!
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>>682952570
be deified, you motherfuckin punk
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sjdfjkof
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Op are you me?! i love big booty white girls wearing thongs aswell! and by like i mean im in complete lust with them
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>>682962233
Huston nigger read the tread nice dubs tho Chk'd
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>>682962331
can she undress plz
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>>682962233
based /b/ooty king is from Houston
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>>682962331
My King, Winter is Comming and we are ready to fight and die for you!!!

GOD BLESS KING OF /b/OOTY!!!!
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i will not bend the knee to you, booty king.
but i will acknowledge your royalty and compliment your castle and wenches
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Whats the name of your site?
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>>682952570
I've been looking at this for minutes and just noticed the Deagle. Better pix of it.
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fuk her
and post
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>>682962331
Do you think it's possible for me to become successful even if I have a girlfriend?
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>>682962127

>>682962128
Here, have some tits for work :)
>>682962233
I was born in huehuehueland, but got to tx as quickly as i could
>>682962303
I promisr you, anon... you can do anything you can dream
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>>682962331
Glad to know that there's a /b/rother out there doing great things. Live it up king of booty!
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>>682962331
Locked and Loaded Arms by any chance?
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>>682962649
can i have moar thong shots.
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>>682952570
any pics of the blonde?? you've already given us plenty but for some reason i need to see moar of her. thanks
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>>682962649
Woah woah, timeout. I'm in the Galleria area, we're you saying earlier you're in Houston?
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>>682952570
So you're a fat fuck that paid for two prostitutes.

Congratulations.
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>>682962331
> this was a gud thread
This thread was gud thanx based porn Jesus king of /b/ooty /b/ooty king thanx for sharing your grills and your wisdom
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>>682962587
1 of 3
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>>682962649
Need a link to your site
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>>682962649
Can u do sharpie in pooper of both chicks
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>>682962930
plz moar shots of booty in thongs mlord
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>>682962930
2 of 3
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>>682962910
why are you complaining? they're legit nudes. just fucking enjoy
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>>682962930
Hollyfuck idk what hotter that gun or that chicks ass....what caliber?
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>>682962994
SO MUCH THIS PORN JESUS
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>>682963041
Do you think it's possible to reach my goal I want to reach while I have a girlfriend? Some people say girlfriends keep you in a zone of comfort that hold you back.
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>>682960488
Is that a Trans-Am? Seriously? Respect the bootay, but, you ought to have something better is bitches gonna crawl on it
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>>682962910
someone sounds salty af
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>>682962331
Yo I'm in oklahoma, I should come to your house and eat all your spaghetti.
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>>682963164
.50 AE
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>>682963164
.50
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>>682963041
3 of 3
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>>682962930
You are the shit. I bow down.
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>>682963304
you forgot AE noguns
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>>682962649
Maaan! I have to finish (and start) my fricking Paper due to next monday... I have to find a work-study contract... BBUUUT I DON'T GIVE UP AND I WILL FIND THAT!
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>>682963356
wew lad thank you ive been needing moar of these asses
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>>682963356
i came
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>>682963282
Yep the gun is hotter and the black one the same?
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>>682963356
>>682963041
>>682962649
>>682962331
insert something in vagina
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>>682963530
gun in vagina
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>>682963356
Dude, are you for real? MR fucking loves you. And... I fucking hate to admit this.... but...

FUCK. I think I do to.

Fuck you anon. Fuck you for making me love you. I can't believe this shit.
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wanna see something in her ass
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>>682963468
tbh fam the girl is hotter Deagles are a dime a dozen and a meme gun tbh
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>>682953074
This + gold gun = huge faggot
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>>682958220
My fucking biggest fetish
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>>682963604
this
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You're a baller OP, wish I was you! or at least lived your life
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Might have missed it but what kind of business do you run? Did you have any prior experience? Whats your education?
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>>682962649
it's hot af in texas though. i live in FL btw so it's not unusual to see 100 degree temps at even this time of year
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>>682963221
I have a large selection, dont worry :) i just like lsx engines and they fit nicely into TAs. And like firebirds or not, 8 seconds is 8 seconds.
>>682963255
Doth dubs lie? Nay!
>>682962794
Shes grabbing me pho. She shall return!
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>>682963356
are you a beaner ?
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How do you feel about gun control OP?
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>>682963606
Slow down anon calm yourself let it flow thru you it's ok he got us all
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>>682963356
Why dont u share face pics of those bitches?
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Can you write "i love 69" next to the girl's ass? Thanks you are the man
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Fuck the shit out of those 2 sluts tonight for us all !!!!!!!!!
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>>682963391
Go fuck yourself.
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>>682956988
Is that a M107?
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>>682963890
keep the booty coming mlord
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>>682963890
Fuck yeah. If thread dies before she gets back please make another one so we know it's you.
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>>682963958
>why can't we see face pics of these hot chicks on this anonymous website??
nigger what?
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>>682963997
>Hurr i got called out for not knowing what im talking about i better act like a bitch now

No anon YOU kill YOURSELF
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>>682956520
Darth Vader's a manlet wtf
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>>682963890
I had a colonoscopy today and this is making me feel a lot better about my day, god bless you, booty lord
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how does it feel to flex on the internet
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>>682963997
>>682964218
aww someone's in loooove!! tis the season /b/ro's
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>>682964296
topkekington
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>>682964218
Oh no I didn't put action express to further indicate the round. I don't fucking own a Deagle, nor do I expect to know everything about the gun, let alone ammo specifications. I know the guns I own, and that's all that matters to me
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>>682958456
>>682958769
are you jesus?
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>>682964396
what is this supposed to even mean..?
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>>682952570
Hillary or trump? Who are you voting for OP?
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>>682964515
Okay so if you dont know then dont respond with an answer fucking moron.
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>>682964515
i bet you won't hit him!! you hear what that nigga saidbout yo momma?!? aww shit son
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>>682964504
hey man when you bleed out your ass you need to get that taken care of, it's important to look at it as fast as possible to rule out any cancer
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>>682964592
>has guns
>has bitches
>has money
>is antithesis of liberalism
who do you think anon
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>>682963382
Do not bow. Join me in the patriarchy, my brother!
>>682963447
SECURE THINE PLACE IN THE COVENANT OF THE PATRIARCHY!
>>682963449
I got u fam
>>682963606
Its okay based anon. I love you too.
>>682963631
"Meme gun" is the fastest way to tell if a /k/ommando is a noguns

>>682963773
You can. I believe in you.
>>682963818
I own a gun store and a porn company. I have a bachelors.
>>682963870
I have a condo in winter park! I love fl
>>682963909
Im white.
>>682963915
Love it for business, hate it for personal life.
>>682963958
Theyre famous and under contract. Thatd give away my company haha
>>682963967
Not just for them all, but for YOU, anon.
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>>682964629
>>682964515

Shut the fuck up. You sound like two dumbass kids.
>"What color is the sky?"
>"Blue!"
>"HAHA NICE TRY IDIOT IT'S 'SKY BLUE'"

:^)
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>>682964629
It shoots a .50 caliber round either way. If they can't figure out by the picture of the gun that the round is for a fucking handgun, then that is their own problem.
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>>682964541
you only pick on the one's you truly love. old, corny adage i know. but it seems to hold true with you two. don't pass this wonderful connection off as just a coincidence. this is love m8s
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>>682964806
>"Meme gun" is the fastest way to tell if a /k/ommando is a noguns
Nope good try though buddy.
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>>682964806
tai lopez head ass
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>>682964806
So no passwords :(

sorry im just a low level fag
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>>682964856
I like this response.
Thanks anon
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>>682964806
yeah florida is cool if you live by the coast where you can find a nice breeze. but if you're landlocked there's just a stagnant heat that drives everybody fucking nuts. more murders are committed during the summer they say...no wonder all the crazies flock here
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>>682964806
Kk, i unterstand why u dont share there face! Any fucking insted?
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>>682964682
i shall pray for thine anus, kind anon. fare thee well
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Holy shit, the first person on 4chan I met that gets fucking hole bunch of ass.
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thanks for sharing

have a great time
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>>682964806
You inspired me! I want to be like you -> Not the golden pistol pussy magnet (already have GF) but whatever i want to be! i should work hard on it !
Thank you /b/ro!
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>>682964840
You dont understand so it may look like that to you but to anybody who knows what they are talking about just saying ".50" could mean several diferent types of rounds there is..50 BMG 50 AE etc etc.
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>>682965175
>Darude-Sandstorm
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>>682964296
Man, one day i too shall have this. Go forth, based anon. Enjoy my bitches and get many of your own.
>>682964311
Like masturbating in the shower.
>>682964592
Trump. Hes NegaReagan.
>>682964527
I am but a humble servant of ass. I do what i wish others would do. Let us worship and give praise unto butt
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at some point do you want a main bitch or a wife or do you want the harem actors till the end. not knocking your style just wondering if thats still something you consider with this kind of lifestyle bro. live it up!
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>>682964806
You sir have inspired me to do something, but I have no clue what.
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>>682965346
jesus yes moar booty pics
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>>682965277
No idiot, everyone knows what you're talking about, you just sound like a couple faggots. Do you even know how many call of doodles I've played? I'll have you know...
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>>682965346
I love you Booty King
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>>682965378
i think i get the same inspiration feeling
>unzip
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>>682965346
King Of /B/OOTY plese SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!!!
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Did she get wet when you were messing with her pussy?
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>>682965564
What do you get out of this? do you actually enjoy posting inane stuff like this on the internet?
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>>682965581
That has already occurred.
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>>682965032
Thats cute. Have some ass with that peashooter, memeboy.
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>>682964806

KING! I need your help! My girlfriend left me for another guy! How do I get herback?
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>>682964806
Best thread in a long time.

Phil Flash by any chance? I used to know that dude like 10 years ago back on calvin vegas' forum.
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>>682965716
SIG MPX nice
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>>682964806
>Im white.
doesn't look like it.
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>>682965032
>>682965716
rekt
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how much drugs do you sell?
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>>682965716
Thanks for the ass pic im lovin da booty and im really not offended lol ive worked for my guns that i have i may not have the dosh to spend like you seem to have on new funs but i do have what i have and thats all that matters to me.
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>>682965694
Absolutely, yes. I've already worked my full shift today, I'm kicking back, getting fugged up and posting the most absolute inane shit ever. Also, OP is taking too long to post to keep my interest, so I decided to fuck with somebody.

Did you actually want to know that?
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>>682965346
Even without the girls and guns and all your attitude toward life and other anons makes you without doubt the biggest badass I've seen on 4chin in the few years I've been here it's impressive
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OP is Dan Bilzerian
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>>682965032
>keeps his gun in a case
>probly too scared to touch it
>is a little fagboi
prove me wrong
>protip
YOU CANT AHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>682965942
Hell yeah, my collection is building. Drives me crazy when people inherit a whole damn gun collection from dead family or some shit and they don't have a Fucking clue what they've got.
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>>682966001
Yeah i did want to know that actually.
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>>682966115
I'm glad we could have this time together.
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>>682966109
Atleast i have them right :^)
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tell us some "secrets" about your porn industry
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finger her snatch
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>>682966050
we've been through this meme nigger get out
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>>682966192
Yeah m8 thanks it has been a good shitpost session
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>>682965716
Sire, what is the first step you took after hearing the divine words of wisdom from that anon a while back?
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>>682965716
Hello, bruce wayne from wayne enterprises. Can we sit your bat cave for inspection?
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>>682965721
Listen to me, please anon. Forget her. Disloyal women are a dime a dozen and should be cast out unto the sea for niggers and isis. Shes gone. Be GLAD, brother.
>>682965633
I dont havr any sharpies haha
>>682965378
Whatever the fuck YOU want.
>>682965236
Go forth my brother! Join the patriarchy today!
>>682965035
Nigger
>>682965721
To you again, i really hope you listen to my words man. I know it hurts. Just suck it right in the feels and get revenge by living better. Find a real bitch who will suck your dick while you brush your teeth and bring you a cigar while you shit. I love you anon. Get passed this!
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>>682966209
Exactly man. Be happy with what you have, it took me time to get the guns I have. I feel like I care for them and respect them much better because of that.
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