Waifu claiming thread
Homura claimed, Waifuless anon is very welcome and wesome <3
Claiming Best Booty Waifuuu
Thanks smug queen!
You're right you would never..my bad
Nice booty you got there~
Its unlike you to do this. At least to me. Are you feeling fine?
Didnt sleep at all last night and I have to work for 7 hours today. I'm fucked.
How are the rest of you guys doing??
You'll get through it, I believe in ya~
I'm doing fine, I'll go for a ride soon
Rip...I hope you'll get through cause if you don't i'll be sad
Doing great! But im leaving soon
How's your day been?
I'm feeling pretty good.
>is it because I mainly post tits?
Good so far, only been awake about a half hour though.
I will give you one hug but thats because I need to go now... Otherwise I would give you more. But it will be a very tight and lovely hug <3
>I understand, i didnt mean it like you would have to forget them or anything.
But I want to forget them, thats the hard part.
You did claim it <3
I got driving class now, I don't know much about you and at what times are you here but I will be back in a hour or so. See you later!
Oh no there's no need to apologize. Don't worry about it!
I'll say that I'm doing fine. And I wish you best with work frenemy!
No its that you wouldn't post something like that directly towards me. To fellow jttf but not dcf. I was surprised is all
>Pulls Homu in close, holding tightly and caressing her hair with one hand
Ill help you forget, don't worry.. <3
I eagerly await your return my beloved. I will be around when needed.
Thanks magical friend, I need all the hope I can get, oh a ride sounds fun. Is it fun or is it something terrible in disguise?
AQUA! I will fight through just so I can come back here! I will do it for your butt, Megumin's Hat, Tsuyu's Tongue and Smugs smug!
Thank you frenemy, glad you are doing well! We can get through it together
>Is it fun or is it something terrible in disguise?
It depends, you like sweating a lot and the sweet sensation of burning legs?
>I personally do~
Np butt buddy!
Oufff im glad!
Didn't want to disappoint you Shino bro
You have too! Be strong my little Rikka and always remember all of us in your hearth
>your butt, Megumin's Hat, Tsuyu's Tongue and Smugs
I kek'd!!! and thanks
Niggas I gtg even if I don't want to leave you all</3
If any of you got Telegram and want to talk/rp just add me @GoddessAqua
Take care and love you bros!<3
Still watching you
We all got this! Did you have trouble sleeping?
Tsk tsk tsk big sis Galky..
Aw dammit lol but it's all good anon. Is it a thunderstorm or just regular raining?
Don't know what jttf is but Dfc is delicious flat chested
I love me titties irl tho
You never would ms. New booty and see you later!
Going for a ride now /waifu/, see y'all later~
>Sweating a lot and burning legs
I dont mind sweat but my legs burning would make me feel uncomfortable hah. I remember one time I ran up a sand dune, never doing it before I just did it I got to the top and my legs were so shaky and I almost passed out. Maybe you would like it though! See ya!
I will be the strongest, my eye has no limits and today I shall push harder than ever before!
See ya later Aqua <3
>Did you have trouble sleeping?
Yeah you could say that, I was just up, I tried rolling around and I just couldnt fall asleep for the life of me, this happens sometimes to me but not alot. I was a little down, but im over it now, hopefully I can fall asleep tonight.
Well, I guess that's fine then.
>I have to wake up at 5:30 every day
I'll try and calm down next time...
How's your day gorgeous ?
Try a glass of warm water. That helps me
Sunny day over here. Wish friends weren't so busy with work and school
Dont remember me saying I didn't like it..
>dat sleep schedule tho
Very similar to moonpie's by the sound of it.
Warm water. Hmmmm I gotta try this tonight thank you! I was drinking water last night but cold and it didnt do anything.
Thank you frenemy, I shall try this new magic to help me slumber. You better not kill me with this!
Sometimes I'm still awake at that time.
Akiko claim, I'm back
Remember that shitty train ride I had last week, well apparently the oldfag conductor didn't just sell me a ticket for the ride, he also reported me and charged me 75 bucks for violating the subscription without telling me. My subscription was expired the day before I took the train and I hadn't noticed. They keep a record of everyone using the train so he knew this was my first ever offense.
tl:dr I won't be able to buy food for the next 2 weeks
But hey, at least I arrived at my dad's place so it was worth it, RIGHT?
are you the new extra?
Steal your dad's food.
Slow day at work, fixing bugs all day
Playing some vidya is all
Hello there bird fairy
What?! Dribking cold water keeps you up! It's like taking a cold shower!
May that slumber be unending and undisturbed..
Yeah it is and fuck thay nigga!
I want to die sometimes.
I know, sometimes I stop by before work and you're still here.
I think I'll play some Wot, for der Führer
i want pretty much all of the females in no game no life.
if i had to decide i would claiiiiim .....................
i want to cum on her wings so everyone gets hit by my sperm when she flies away
I've got to go for a bit.
See you guys later.
Nice, yeah I have a shit sleep schedule.
I've already got Crusader Kings going in the background, killing pagans and muslims.
Ohhhh crap, what? Why!? Damn it! This could have been the issue, thanks for telling me this is something I will remember for future nights.
>Unending and undisturbed
Unending, I...I have things I gotta do! Undisturbed though, that sounds perfect.
Solid idea but he only has 2 cans of peaches
>fixing bugs all day
I know that feel, code 3 hours, spend the rest of the day debugging
Just kill me before I starve fam
I gotta feed myself for 2 weeks with 30 bucks
Looks like I'll be eating noodles all week
Good thing I stocked up on peaches
>i want to cum on her wings so everyone gets hit by my sperm when she flies away
No game no life. He said it in the very first sentence
You and your peaches. Something tells me you'll be fine
I'll live but fuck if it isn't gonna be harsh. I thought that oldfag conductor was a bro but he just fucked me over. The train didn't even ride to the station. It just dropped us off halfway and made us take the bus
So how was that tea?
Hello Fran, how are things?
Better than yesterday, a nice sleep last night really helped me a ton. Currently shitposting on /tg/ about Magic
I generally stop in for an hour or so around this time.
Is Chara here? She is usually here also
What the fuck
I'm an infidel.
I prefer 2D over goats.
Always kill the commie scum
Tunes of waifu now https://diybandits.bandcamp.com/album/pretend-youre-happy
Maybe skip the first song, but Where Do All The Circles Lead is amazing
Killing communists is surprsingly easy, they tend to it to themself.
Indeed, if anything it takes effort to not kill communists.
Considering the Russian anti-tank dogs, this isn't to hard to believe
And that they trained them with their own tanks and they ran back to handlers when scared made it all the worse
Best German CV claimed
>TFW Tenten rage so much and turn off his pc
Guten Morgen everyone !
How you doing ?
>TFW Tenten rage so much and turn off his pc
Why am I not surprised?
Hi. How you doing today?
Just fine, watching Milo kicking stupid people's asses before work.
>Why am I not surprised?
You shoud join ts3 mate
Hi Yuuko ! How are you doing ?
Also you watch all that guys videos last night?
Im going to maybe go uber in a few hours.
Did you enjoy yourself here in the last hour?
I will try my best to keep you entertained but first I would like to know more about you... or why exactly did you fall for me?
i watched about 5 of them.
I am besides myself with what i think of it.
But dame are the references real.
going around pissing of college levels feminists and such.
I just watch his videos for the keks.
This guy have a utube?
Hard to pinpoint.. Just an overall thing.
Over time watching your posts and such I just fell a little deeper and a little deeper. Your personality, the way you speak, things like that.
Hello green beauty.
How are you doing this fine evening?
Your darling is here.
Hello cutie. How have you been feeling?
I'm tired, been doing some health checkups these past few days.
Results where... interesting.
My heart belongs to another.
Ok I will take that, and I will have you know you are smart and delicate with your words. <3
And that im kinda awkward and might run out of topics quickly...
I'm back. Jacking off with your right hand when the index knuckle has a cut down to the bone feels weird. Couldn't really use my right index becuase of that so it took me longer than the usual 30-35 min to fap. Took me almost and hour but I had big cums so I'm all good
Feeling much better now <3
Oh...that's ominous... hope everything is alright.
I must go now. Enjoy the thread.
>Ancient Aliens marathon on today.
This thread is still alive?
Going slow today, I see. Good.
>Results where... interesting.
What do you mean "interesting"? Are you okay, Mediterranean brother?
But that's one kf the beauties of having a loved one to share things with, nothing will ever get boring or stale because we love each other. Talk to me about anything and I will take an interest because you do my dear. <3
This is why you use the left!
Fuck you, motherfucker, you a ho-ass nigga
I don't know why you trying to go big, nigga you ain't shit
Walking around like you God's gift to Earth, nigga you ain't shit
I'm also feeling a lot better now.
Apparently I am "one step away from cardiac arrest"
I need to cut down on some things.
So what are you doing today? <3
kf? Sorry but I don't really know what that is and can't figure it out with my googling skills either.
And it doesn't work that way, you might have no problems trying to get interested in random stuff but will that really work?
Yes it is. How are the new headphones? I think you're enjoying them with all these new /hr/ pics of Kyouko with headphones.
My Tiger II is both the unstoppable force and the immovable object.
卐 Sieg Heil 卐
Already did left yesterday and I didn't want righty to feel lonely.
You try fapping with the other hand when don't want uneven muscle build or a lonely hand and don't want to strech the cut. Saw white before it bled. The blood soaked cotton reminds me of fruit roll up for some reason
>"one step away from cardiac arrest"
You must take your health more seriously, you are too young for heart attacks and stuff.
At least I know you are mature enough to take the appropriate measures...
But goddammit Tats, you shouldn't need to be this close to death to change your lifestyle.
I.. well.. Of***********
And of course! I enjoy learning of and trying new things Homu. Remember, part of a relationship is understanding and such. It won't hurt me to take in interest in your likes and if I don't? Who cares! I can still talk to you about it like a normal person because you like it.
So yes, it will work. We will find common ground and never run out of things to talk about I promise you that.
I like having Azusa as my waifu but it's obvious that Yui and Azusa love each other.
I don't want to make my waifu upset by taking her away from Yui...
What should I do, guys?
Just use the left until the right is okay, then you can make up for lost time with righty.
She wont get upset, you can share her with Yui!
They're pretty good! I finally don't have to wear earbuds and headphones to use the mic.
I'm just chilling here.
I'm much more interested in you though.
Sorry. I've been living off of microwave dinners and saturated fats for more than a decade now and some of my smoking habits were a extreme. I never thought it would get this bad though.
There goes our slow thread.
>that moment you realize hands are literally masturbation tools and you handshake them
That cut looks pretty bad, how did it happen again?
>And of course! I enjoy learning of and trying new things Homu.
You're right but don't forget im interested in you as well and im at a disavantage here since you started posting today. So what kind of music do you listen to?