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>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Homura claimed, Waifuless anon is very welcome and wesome <3
sachi claim
Claiming Best Booty Waifuuu
>>682949415
THANKS!
>Can't wait
>>682949610
Thanks smug queen!
You're right you would never..my bad
>>682949622
Nice booty you got there~
>>682949946
I ship it soo bad~
Best mage claimed~
>>682950129
Breast friend.
>>682949975
Its unlike you to do this. At least to me. Are you feeling fine?
2013 https://u.pomf.is/vulbnf.zip
Rikka here.
Didnt sleep at all last night and I have to work for 7 hours today. I'm fucked.
How are the rest of you guys doing??
>>682950226
You'll get through it, I believe in ya~
I'm doing fine, I'll go for a ride soon
>>682950209
Booby Brother.
>>682950389
In case you did not get to see, my dear Homu.
>Homura's heart claimed
>Waifuless
>>682950226
RIKKA!!!
Rip...I hope you'll get through cause if you don't i'll be sad
Doing great! But im leaving soon
>Nice legs
>>682950453
How's your day been?
>>682950147
Thanks man.
>>682950218
I'm feeling pretty good.
>is it because I mainly post tits?
>>682950613
Good so far, only been awake about a half hour though.
>>682950594
I will give you one hug but thats because I need to go now... Otherwise I would give you more. But it will be a very tight and lovely hug <3
>I understand, i didnt mean it like you would have to forget them or anything.
But I want to forget them, thats the hard part.
You did claim it <3
I got driving class now, I don't know much about you and at what times are you here but I will be back in a hour or so. See you later!
>>682950147
Oh no there's no need to apologize. Don't worry about it!
>>682950226
I'll say that I'm doing fine. And I wish you best with work frenemy!
>>682950613
No its that you wouldn't post something like that directly towards me. To fellow jttf but not dcf. I was surprised is all
>>682950982
Shh..
>Pulls Homu in close, holding tightly and caressing her hair with one hand
Ill help you forget, don't worry.. <3
I eagerly await your return my beloved. I will be around when needed.
Shiki cliamed
>>682951240
Kagami
>>682950394
Thanks magical friend, I need all the hope I can get, oh a ride sounds fun. Is it fun or is it something terrible in disguise?
>>682950597
AQUA! I will fight through just so I can come back here! I will do it for your butt, Megumin's Hat, Tsuyu's Tongue and Smugs smug!
>Nice butt
>>682951169
Thank you frenemy, glad you are doing well! We can get through it together
>>682950814
Damn, really?
>>682951169
Sorry...
>>682951430
>Is it fun or is it something terrible in disguise?
It depends, you like sweating a lot and the sweet sensation of burning legs?
>I personally do~
>>682951329
I'm sorry but no, I doubt you would guess if and who I was if I were a regular.
But how are you Shinoa? It's a dreadfully rainy day but my attitude is up.
>Waifuless
wat evem is a jttf and dcf
>>682951599
Yeah that's just standard for me though.
>>682950613
Np butt buddy!
>>682951169
Oufff im glad!
Didn't want to disappoint you Shino bro
>>682951430
You have too! Be strong my little Rikka and always remember all of us in your hearth
>your butt, Megumin's Hat, Tsuyu's Tongue and Smugs
I kek'd!!! and thanks
Niggas I gtg even if I don't want to leave you all</3
If any of you got Telegram and want to talk/rp just add me @GoddessAqua
Take care and love you bros!<3
>>682950515
Still watching you
>>682952131
Creep
>>682951430
We all got this! Did you have trouble sleeping?
>>682951599
Tsk tsk tsk big sis Galky..
>>682951738
Aw dammit lol but it's all good anon. Is it a thunderstorm or just regular raining?
>>682951823
Don't know what jttf is but Dfc is delicious flat chested
I love me titties irl tho
>>682952025
You never would ms. New booty and see you later!
>>682952129
Hello gorgeous
Going for a ride now /waifu/, see y'all later~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESqvGzdnvs
>>682950129
>>682952472
Hello smug
>>682952854
farewell
>>682951619
>Sweating a lot and burning legs
I dont mind sweat but my legs burning would make me feel uncomfortable hah. I remember one time I ran up a sand dune, never doing it before I just did it I got to the top and my legs were so shaky and I almost passed out. Maybe you would like it though! See ya!
>>682952025
I will be the strongest, my eye has no limits and today I shall push harder than ever before!
See ya later Aqua <3
>>682952472
>Did you have trouble sleeping?
Yeah you could say that, I was just up, I tried rolling around and I just couldnt fall asleep for the life of me, this happens sometimes to me but not alot. I was a little down, but im over it now, hopefully I can fall asleep tonight.
>>682952472
It's just on and off showers. Nothing crazy yet.
How are things for you?
>Waifuless
>>682951895
Well, I guess that's fine then.
>I have to wake up at 5:30 every day
>kill me
>>682952472
I'll try and calm down next time...
>>682952129
black people
>>682952854
Peace dude
>>682952919
How's your day gorgeous ?
>>682953002
Try a glass of warm water. That helps me
>>682953052
Sunny day over here. Wish friends weren't so busy with work and school
>>682953142
Dont remember me saying I didn't like it..
>
>>682953142
my nigga
>dat sleep schedule tho
>>682953543
Very similar to moonpie's by the sound of it.
Yourself?
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>>682953543
Warm water. Hmmmm I gotta try this tonight thank you! I was drinking water last night but cold and it didnt do anything.
Thank you frenemy, I shall try this new magic to help me slumber. You better not kill me with this!
>>682953701
Sister
makin my claim
>>682952129
Fluffy Hair.
>>682952913
>>682953142
Sometimes I'm still awake at that time.
So I'm pretty excited with how things went between me and Homu.
>Waifuless
Akiko claim, I'm back
Remember that shitty train ride I had last week, well apparently the oldfag conductor didn't just sell me a ticket for the ride, he also reported me and charged me 75 bucks for violating the subscription without telling me. My subscription was expired the day before I took the train and I hadn't noticed. They keep a record of everyone using the train so he knew this was my first ever offense.
tl:dr I won't be able to buy food for the next 2 weeks
But hey, at least I arrived at my dad's place so it was worth it, RIGHT?
>>682953986
kyoto sibling
>>682952913
>greeting
>>682954414
moonpie
>>682954472
are you the new extra?
>>682954512
Steal your dad's food.
Rolling in
>claim
C.C. Claim
Slow day at work, fixing bugs all day
>>682953701
Playing some vidya is all
>>682953952
Hello there bird fairy
>>682953986
What?! Dribking cold water keeps you up! It's like taking a cold shower!
May that slumber be unending and undisturbed..
>>682954512
Yeah it is and fuck thay nigga!
>>682953543
>
>>682953701
I want to die sometimes.
>>682954414
I know, sometimes I stop by before work and you're still here.
>>682954414
I think I'll play some Wot, for der Führer
>>682954677
Life sucks.
Drop out.
>>682954696
Obligatory Katyusha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ECTY5pWO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgweofjxZCU
>>682954707
Hey c.c. how's the programming life?
>shinoa bro
>>682955025
>
i want pretty much all of the females in no game no life.
if i had to decide i would claiiiiim .....................
>Jibril
i want to cum on her wings so everyone gets hit by my sperm when she flies away
>>682954707
morning
>yuuko
>>682955414
I've got to go for a bit.
See you guys later.
>>682955025
Nice, yeah I have a shit sleep schedule.
>>682955026
I've already got Crusader Kings going in the background, killing pagans and muslims.
>>682955568
Bye.
>>682955146
>>682955414
sauce?
>>682955568
Bye Galky!
>>682954975
Ohhhh crap, what? Why!? Damn it! This could have been the issue, thanks for telling me this is something I will remember for future nights.
>Unending and undisturbed
Unending, I...I have things I gotta do! Undisturbed though, that sounds perfect.
>>682954677
Solid idea but he only has 2 cans of peaches
>>682954707
>fixing bugs all day
I know that feel, code 3 hours, spend the rest of the day debugging
>>682954975
Just kill me before I starve fam
I gotta feed myself for 2 weeks with 30 bucks
Looks like I'll be eating noodles all week
Good thing I stocked up on peaches
>>682955414
>i want to cum on her wings so everyone gets hit by my sperm when she flies away
Ok.
>>682955568
Bya Galko
>>682955682
No game no life. He said it in the very first sentence
>>682955568
farewell
>yuuko
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtl5TmfnUwo
>>682955885
You and your peaches. Something tells me you'll be fine
i want to fuck the bunny
>>682955682
look at the filename
>JUST KIDDING
>>682956130
space balls
Hello everyone
>>682956220
I'll live but fuck if it isn't gonna be harsh. I thought that oldfag conductor was a bro but he just fucked me over. The train didn't even ride to the station. It just dropped us off halfway and made us take the bus
>>682956130
So how was that tea?
>>682956506
Hello Fran, how are things?
>>682956506
Hello med bro
>>682956567
Fuck that nigga
>shinoa bro
>>682956506
You're here early
>yuuko
>>682956567
>>682956610
Better than yesterday, a nice sleep last night really helped me a ton. Currently shitposting on /tg/ about Magic
>>682956721
I generally stop in for an hour or so around this time.
Is Chara here? She is usually here also
>>682956930
She is not
>>682956453
Bug eyes.
>>682956567
It was alright.
This machine kills communists
>>682955026
Damn straight comrade
>>682957400
Oh fuck
>>682957400
I'm a communists
Claimed
>>682956130
What the fuck
>>682957698
>>682957704
It's ok.
I'm an infidel.
I prefer 2D over goats.
>>682957370
Shame
>>682957400
Always kill the commie scum
Tunes of waifu now https://diybandits.bandcamp.com/album/pretend-youre-happy
Maybe skip the first song, but Where Do All The Circles Lead is amazing
>>682957400
Killing communists is surprsingly easy, they tend to it to themself.
>>682957400
что?
>>682957963
>yuuko
>>682958124
>>682949946
>>682958652
Indeed, if anything it takes effort to not kill communists.
>>682958124
Considering the Russian anti-tank dogs, this isn't to hard to believe
And that they trained them with their own tanks and they ran back to handlers when scared made it all the worse
gcfjhyfvkj
Best German CV claimed
>TFW Tenten rage so much and turn off his pc
Guten Morgen everyone !
How you doing ?
Miho claimed
Hello.
>>682959797
>TFW Tenten rage so much and turn off his pc
Why am I not surprised?
>>682959797
graf
>>682959819
miho
>>682959819
Hey, what's up, hello
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
>>682960052
Hi. How you doing today?
>>682951240
Oi.
>>682960711
Just fine, watching Milo kicking stupid people's asses before work.
You?
>>682960865
Well if it isnt Homu~
>Waifuless
>>682959922
>Why am I not surprised?
You shoud join ts3 mate
>>682960052
Hi Yuuko ! How are you doing ?
>>682961298
hello, i'll direct you here >>682960992
>>682960992
>Milo
Who?
Also you watch all that guys videos last night?
Im going to maybe go uber in a few hours.
>>682961139
Did you enjoy yourself here in the last hour?
>>682961668
I didn't really do a lot of anything, but yes.
And now you are back so I will definitely be enjoying myself <3
>waifuless
>>682961852
I will try my best to keep you entertained but first I would like to know more about you... or why exactly did you fall for me?
>>682961451
i watched about 5 of them.
I am besides myself with what i think of it.
But dame are the references real.
Milo Yiannopoulos
going around pissing of college levels feminists and such.
>>682962109
I just watch his videos for the keks.
This guy have a utube?
>>682962109
>>682962448
wait nvm found it.
>>682962109
Based Greek brother.
>>682962095
Hard to pinpoint.. Just an overall thing.
Over time watching your posts and such I just fell a little deeper and a little deeper. Your personality, the way you speak, things like that.
>Waifuless
>>682962660
<3
>>682962660
Hello green beauty.
How are you doing this fine evening?
Your darling is here.
>>682962660
Hey, what's up, hello
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
>>682962832
Hello cutie. How have you been feeling?
<3
>>682962909
I'm tired, been doing some health checkups these past few days.
Results where... interesting.
>>682963163
My heart belongs to another.
>>682962687
Ok I will take that, and I will have you know you are smart and delicate with your words. <3
And that im kinda awkward and might run out of topics quickly...
I'm back. Jacking off with your right hand when the index knuckle has a cut down to the bone feels weird. Couldn't really use my right index becuase of that so it took me longer than the usual 30-35 min to fap. Took me almost and hour but I had big cums so I'm all good
>>682963393
Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low
She my trap queen, let her hit the bando
>>682963393
Feeling much better now <3
>>682963393
Oh...that's ominous... hope everything is alright.
I must go now. Enjoy the thread.
>>682963595
Bye have fun at work.
>>682963516
Shinoa why.
>Homu
>>682963516
Forgot to say that my right "rndex finger couldn't grasp my dick" becuase of it
>>682963516
What the fuck
Also I'm back.
>Ancient Aliens marathon on today.
Fuck yes.
>>682963595
Bye.
This thread is still alive?
Going slow today, I see. Good.
>>682963393
>Results where... interesting.
What do you mean "interesting"? Are you okay, Mediterranean brother?
>>682963473
But that's one kf the beauties of having a loved one to share things with, nothing will ever get boring or stale because we love each other. Talk to me about anything and I will take an interest because you do my dear. <3
>Waifuless
>>682963516
so... the fap was good? kek
>>682963516
This is why you use the left!
>>682963595
cya beautiful!
>>682963516
wat?
>>682963781
Slow thread is best thread.
>>682963527
Fuck you, motherfucker, you a ho-ass nigga
I don't know why you trying to go big, nigga you ain't shit
Walking around like you God's gift to Earth, nigga you ain't shit
>>682963554
I'm also feeling a lot better now.
<3
>>682963595
Goodbye.
>>682963781
Apparently I am "one step away from cardiac arrest"
I need to cut down on some things.
>>682963750
I don't have a tv in my room.
>Miho
>>682963516
Shinoa why
>>682964140
So what are you doing today? <3
>>682964148
Moar
>>682964140
>Clapping
Youre the best tats.
>>682963516
>>682963790
kf? Sorry but I don't really know what that is and can't figure it out with my googling skills either.
And it doesn't work that way, you might have no problems trying to get interested in random stuff but will that really work?
>>682963973
Yes it is. How are the new headphones? I think you're enjoying them with all these new /hr/ pics of Kyouko with headphones.
>>682963595
See ya.
>>682963750
My Tiger II is both the unstoppable force and the immovable object.
卐 Sieg Heil 卐
>>682963694
>>682963731
>>682963854
>>682963916
>>682963971
>>682964184
>>682964435
Already did left yesterday and I didn't want righty to feel lonely.
You try fapping with the other hand when don't want uneven muscle build or a lonely hand and don't want to strech the cut. Saw white before it bled. The blood soaked cotton reminds me of fruit roll up for some reason
>>682964140
>"one step away from cardiac arrest"
You must take your health more seriously, you are too young for heart attacks and stuff.
At least I know you are mature enough to take the appropriate measures...
But goddammit Tats, you shouldn't need to be this close to death to change your lifestyle.
>>682964627
Cute as fuck.
>>682964539
I.. well.. Of***********
And of course! I enjoy learning of and trying new things Homu. Remember, part of a relationship is understanding and such. It won't hurt me to take in interest in your likes and if I don't? Who cares! I can still talk to you about it like a normal person because you like it.
So yes, it will work. We will find common ground and never run out of things to talk about I promise you that.
>Waifuless
I like having Azusa as my waifu but it's obvious that Yui and Azusa love each other.
I don't want to make my waifu upset by taking her away from Yui...
What should I do, guys?
>Azusa claimed
>>682964829
Just use the left until the right is okay, then you can make up for lost time with righty.
>>682965082
She wont get upset, you can share her with Yui!
>>682964829
Looked bigger irl :/
>shinoa bro
>>682964539
They're pretty good! I finally don't have to wear earbuds and headphones to use the mic.
>>682964597
Very nice.
>>682964318
I'm just chilling here.
I'm much more interested in you though.
Beautiful. <3
>>682964924
Sorry. I've been living off of microwave dinners and saturated fats for more than a decade now and some of my smoking habits were a extreme. I never thought it would get this bad though.
>>682964627
There goes our slow thread.
>>682964829
>that moment you realize hands are literally masturbation tools and you handshake them
That cut looks pretty bad, how did it happen again?
>>682965024
>And of course! I enjoy learning of and trying new things Homu.
You're right but don't forget im interested in you as well and im at a disavantage here since you started posting today. So what kind of music do you listen to?
>inb4 Sabaton
>>682965370
image limit
its nhentai search the artist
[Minori Kenkyuujo (Jikken Shirou)] Roshutsu Joshi Exhibitionist Girl
>>682964829
how did you cut it?
>sachi
>>682965518
>inb4 Sabaton
You've just activated my trap card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8
Atago~
>>682965518
oh no and this is the last waifu claiming thread ever
i am so so sorry to have ruined the last one ever in such a disrespect full manner
fu fu fu fu fu fu
>>682965544
Damn! Now i'm hard
