how'd you do it? How didn't you get caught?
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how'd you do it? How didn't you get caught?
i stick things up my butt
>>682943251
Do you really think anybody gives a fuck about what you do?
Did you drink its blood to gain its powers
>>682943251
How will you go about killing yourself you fucking sub-human
>>682943455
put some broken glass into a piece of chicken, threw it in his yard
nothing easier than killing a yapping mutt, fucker has no clue it was me
>>682943704
do you feel statisfied now?
>>682943251
are you an ATF agent?
>>682943251
what's your address?
>>682943251
fuck you
>>682943923
well, I can have my dinner without hearing a stupid dog going WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF for fucking hours on end
so yeah, I reckon that was a good day's work. I fucking hate dogs, unless you're blind or you live on a farm then there's no fucking need to own one.
how do you not cut yourself on all those edges?
>>682944157
well I was real careful when I put the glass in the chicken
>>682944280
you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
Did you lick its ass?
>>682944143
what man complains about noise? You fuckin lady
>>682943251
How would you like to die, faggot? You'll never know when I'm coming for you. Think about that when you try to sleep tonight. Every noise, every creak you hear could be me. When you look up in the corner of your ceiling, it could be me staring back at you in the darkness. I will find you, and I will kill you. Slowly. POS.
>>682943704
oh he knows for sure, he just pretends not to so you won't see it coming
>>682944143
Why didnt you beat the shit out of the owner for not training the dog?
Too coward?
i have to kill mine. i can't lose any more sleep, its been 4 fucking years.
Fag
>>682946486
Welcome to 4chan faggot.
>>682944707
>you could of used chocolate
>could of used chocolate
>could of used
>could of
>of
>>682946486
haha
faggot
>>682944143
I fucking applaud you. My neighbors have dogs that bark all fucking day. I've complained to him constantly, but he's an inconsiderate ass that doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself.
>>682943704
Yea, well when that autopsy results come out, and your neighbor sees them... Well, I'd be careful If I were you :^)
>>682948129
>broken glass
>chicken pieces
>problem solved
I didn't even use good chicken, just some old frozen processed shit that needed throwing out, cost me nothing and now I've got a nice quiet neighborhood again
>>682948300
>autopsy
>on a dog
yeah, actually no
>>682945176
Calling bullshit, you faggot dog fucker. If your neighbor wailed on a guitar all fucking day, you'd whine like a bitch and call the cops. But since you're always fucking dogs, you're used to hearing them howl all day.
>>682948363
came here to say this
>>682947391
If your neighbor doesn't give a shit that their dogs are annoying their neighbors, explaining to them that dogs are loud won't change anything. They know dogs are loud, they know they bark all day, they know you have to listen to it, they don't fucking care.
>>682948363
You better believe it faggot :^)
>>682943251
How's the eighth grade going for you you fuck
>>682943251
So how long does it take to fuck a dog to death?
>>682948688
"you you"
>>682948300
> autopsy on dog
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>682949284
you can pay to have an autopsy done but the police still won't do shit about it
>>682943704
monster
>>682948321
>old frozen processed
>cost me nothing
But you bought that nasty shit you fat neckbeard degenerate
>>682949284
>being a kid
Actually doing an autopsy on a pet animal is a common thing, if the owner wants to ofcourse.
And you best believe it you little cunt that the owner WILL want an autopsy when his dog died of 'suspicious' causes. He probably even knows you don't like his dog. It's not that hard putting 2 and 2 together.
I wonder if he will fuck you up good and put you in hospital or if he'll just report you to the police.
>>682949908
no need for police.
the owner will deal with the little bitch who killed his dog :^)
>>682950066
>>682950233
dubs confirm truth
rip op
>>682949935
am i the only one who cant stop watching this ?
>>682944707
>>>682944280
>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
>>682944707
>>>682944280
>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
Source?
>>682950954
Chocolate is bad for dogs you dumb-fuck. Also google it
>>682944143
such an ed3gy faggot
>>682951475
this
>>682951261
Source of that hard fuckin .gif T.I.A
>>682943704
>>682952623
>>682949935
i just came here to test out my new webms
enjoy fags le epic reaction webms
haha, I hate dogs too
>>682946486
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682953100
This thread is full of crybaby dog fuckers. I love dogs, just not when they're annoying pieces of shit. I'm looking at you chihuahuas
>>682953100
>>682953966
made that just for you
>>682953100
>>682953966
which one should I believe
>>682943251
Do you know C++?
>>682954080
that split second eye scanning at the end was really had to get in frame , but i managed to get it done
>>682943704
Passive aggressive betafag
>>682954011
The world doesn't rearrange itself for your convenience. Is that something mommy and daddy told you would happen?
>>682943251
You can't prove you killed any dog.
I however can prove that I shot my nextdoor neighbor's cat in 2014.
I billed them for the .22lr round, and threatened to sue them if any of their other cats came onto my property.
pic related. sadly I've had to shoot about 300 stray and feral dogs/cats since 2014.
>>682954011
oh god I've done awful things to Chihuahuas :x
fucking faggots
>>682954497
I can rearrange the little things though. Makes life so much better. You should try it
