Waifu claiming thread
>internet randomly fucks up
Best mage claimed~
It didn't disconnect me (yet). My fav heroes are Tracer, Pharrah, D.Va and Zenyatta~
Don't forget the "out, out!" When someone tries to disrupt your interview~
The game feels different but the game modes are pretty much the same~
That saliva looks so tasty.
Best way to play unless you're a fucking causal
How you doing my licky licky?
Oh thats fun when you're playing a game at high competition level.
I will start linking this song to the waifus who deserve it.
Claiming Best Ass Goddess!
>Better then this semi-goddess Rory~
>Still trying to lift that axe just give me a sec kek
Yeah its a lot in one house! And it can cost a lot of money... Would be awsome if he could take her
Yeah you're right! I think you should become my right arm.
What do you think?
Night! Nice dubs
The lack of rurus disturbs me...
And if welfare exploitation is any show of things, there are plenty of filthy casuals out there
Gotta try out some of those. The fat guy is ok. Reminds me of scorpion's chain pull move
Would but I'm not a rich man ;_; I want a big dog to see what it feels like. Love how she can't control her strength and all but hate how she always hits my dick
Death senpai.. I-I'll take your shoes off
>My licky licky
How are you? <3
Really? Tons of rules only make me feel unconfortable and give me motivation to break them.
Have a good night~
But you will deport the minorities...
>I'll begone with them kek
Never tried piggie, I probably should
They make me feel safe, structure is everything
I've fried like 8 routers so far through my life, one of them literally had a colony of ants living inside it.
Ceiling Syndra did you just watch me...
I'll make you feel safe bb <3
Hey friend, how is life going for you?
You got a point, but I prefer confort through freedom than safety. Too many rules will generate rebels and those will end up ruining your safety even more.
Any progress in LoL or did you realize its a trash game and started playing something else?
Sorry... my mind is stuck on one person that doesn't feel the same as you.
Ayy. How is it going?
My shoes are a part of my uniform, froggo... Maybe later?
Trying to sleep. Been awake 19 hours.
No. You're here forever friend
I'm doing fine this Friday morning. You?
Dude was meant for close quarters. Takes a lots of hits so that's a good thing
>shhhh don't tell them kek
I can feel ya~
>always hits my dick
I fking kek'd!
How many pounds is she?
NOOO NEVER! I do love me some minorities
>loll! Where are you from?
Heyy Rory! Do you have a challenge or something else for me?
>colony of ants
This fucking pic and the one where she's smiling in the ceiling makes me chuckle every time I see them
Yea me and my sister pitched it but that one didn't make it far
I dont know, too much freedom can breed rebellion
Not really, my area is mostly the white end of that spectrum
Them hicks are b b b bad
The OG Neo must be rolling on his coffin by now.
Whelp... did you enjoy watching it? It was a pretty good video after all.
Im serious, had a huge ant problem where I used to live and those fuckers probably went there because it was warm... When we got rid of the router there were eggs inside and everything ;_;
Too much freedom will breed rebellion and too many rules will generate hate that culimantes in rebellion too... we need to find the optimal ammount of rules!
That's still not my axe. Another cheap knockoff.
Could always kill everyone. But then there would be no one to enjoy the thread.
O-Oh right! Sorry senpai..
I thought.. You need to gey some rest and all..
That's good! I'm doing well myself.
Isnt it a wonderful problem to have!
Wait what time is it there? Weren't you trying to sleep a while ago? And good luck with killing everyone in the thread, there are some powerful waifus out there.
Did you try the new bun flavour?
But but... If only my problems were as hard as this.
Well... QOTT Time!
What are your current pets, and what are your ideal pets?
Current: A rainbow lorikeet, a labrador, a staffordshire / pitbull mix and a german shepard.
Ideal: A cockatoo raised from birth and a Siberia husky.
Its 1:30 am, and I'm sure I'll manage.
;_; every time. Maybe a 60lb. She was 6 months at the time
"Hey brother dad, rich! You done with granny cousin mary-ann?"
Have fun with him m8
Regular ol white people thinking they know their coffee as usual?
No i haven't...I want to....
Well I'm out, off to my dad and stepmom's place
I am not looking forward to it but at least I'll see that pupper , my sister and my 4 cats again
I switched to West.
Do you dark circles around your eyes?
Hey Ten, im following Snoop advice.
Ah I see, thats not too late. At what time does your work start?
Whelp... they will be happy for seeing you too, see you later!
>What are your current pets
Only one cat.
>what are your ideal pets?
One cat and a big, fluffy and pretty spider. A ferret would be fun too.
Oh snap now me and Akiko can carry you.
hahaha!! Atleast we got the poutine
Shit really?! That's neat last week I had a conference about you guys!
Still on mobile?
Getting tired of all theses knockoff..
Just give it to me already!
Hahaha that sucks!
That's a lot for a young doggy
I understand why you're getting your balls crush
You got a lot of pets damnn!
Ideal: Akita doggy
I can't... You guys aren't the same people from 2014...
You're the new generation of avatarfriends and I don't relate to any of you
Current: My dust mice and the dead rat family under my bed. And a cat.
Ideal: A turtle.
Nope. I don't do this every night, I've been trying to keep it to weekends due to work.
Im done for the week. Its only a short one.
I had a ferret too. Would be good to get another, but that may have to wait, hard to get domesticated non-hunting ferrets here.
Now this is just sad... Trying to take it and disrupt my meditations?
Not even, I can't stand my stepmom and she knows this. She's also a stuck up bitch and a hypocrite that breaks the rules she hit us over as children constantly.
My dad loves me but I can't help looking at him with some pity and contempt for having to live with that bitch
I might be sterilized because of her
One day, gonna get senpai's love and affection.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR?
Rory im really thinking that you're the problem here.
Could it be that you are jelly of my booty?
I really hope not
With this pic for sure!
Im not even worried
Oh you made a new account? Have fun grinding with newbs and smurfs.
Ah I see... timezones are always confusing and I was wondering if you were done or still had 1 day ahead of you.
They are hard to get here too... they are illegal! Which makes no sense at all but nothing can be done... I do have a friend with ferrets tho.
Aw you're sweet... I'd love to go out with you.
Ouch... sounds like your family has quite a lot of troubles.
Help me out Aqua, I gotta learn everything about senpai so I can impress her and ask her on the perfect date!!
barney is my waifu . don't try argue . i fap to barney everyday and i'm not ashamed to do this. my orgams are better than anyone else
A booty like that is a liability in combat. And if you can't handle your axe like that well then you can't have mine.
Slim was an amazing pet... lived a long life, and died more of old age and the complications it caused.
R-Really? I've been lurking for a while and I was kinda scared to ask.. I might not know a lot but I do know that you're super sweet, and pretty, and that I really like you! And I want you to be happy..
Agreed, life on hard mode does that
Labrador the size of a small horse.
Gus Holmes Hunter, like the pornstar.
In a nutshell, yes
Don't worry, I'm the best player on memes.
One should never fap to a waifu, they are sacred you heathen
Piggie is not that fun for me :/
I fucking hate my community tho.. Most of us are druggies on welfare tbh
A dachshund, and chihuahua
Ideal is a ferret, dog wolf hybrid, an owl and a hyabusa falcon
Galky will come back to you. Don't worry
Sorry. He's alright at most for me. What's your play style?
Must have been hard to part ways with it. My cat is getting pretty old too and im starting to see her personality getting more docile and lazy. Its gonna hit me like a truck when she is gone.
Y-yes! I don't know how to react to such compliments... you're making me blush.
>im not gonna question who you are but thanks really
At least challenging can equal fun!
Welcome back Shinoa laptop.
Me and Galko are bestest friends! <3
I'm talking about Death Senpai..
Welp, a friend of mine complained about low frame rates, despite having one of those AMD GPUs with the Fiji-Architecture. He send me this screenshot.
I think it's a pretty normal temperature and that everything is okay.
The blush makes you even prettier <3
>Heh, just an anon that really thinks your cool and was to afraid to claim or post or say anything, really. I just think you're super cool.
I like to run around and do some damage at medium-range~
Brb, got myself some tacos <3
Is the sun inside his desktop or what?
Does it? You can keep making me blush then <3
>why would you be afraid of claiming? Im afraid of not being able to recognize you later on... you're too sweet for that to happen
Life is definatly more interesting because of those people
Exactly! Wouldnt be life without a challenge!
Sure Tsuyu i'll help you out!
First of all who are you trying to impress?
It can always distract others at my advantage!
But if I can handle my fist like that can I borrow it?
Yeah sadly its what the conference was about lol
Glad you're not!!
Rip Shino bro balls
Hamsters running it?
hmmm tasty bring me some pls!
Good, good.. It makes me happy to see you smile, it makes you look 100x prettier my dear so please keep it on for me <3
>I don't know.. At first I thought I wouldn't be able to get near you and it kind of scared me. I was able to follow you, but from a distance.. And that made me feel creepy so I was even more worried about saying something
Thanks dude. Guessing I'm too late to pay the game?
Aww don't worry licky licky. Death senpai will notice you!
I'm a jack of all trades
Friend said that he wanted dumb people to be wiped out of the earth. I told him that life wouldn't be as funny
Death Senpai.. I know that's bad for you but please help me still!
Well, it was hard, but I tend to grieve silently.
I think so too. Completely 100% normal.
You need to be able to handle a smaller axe like I can handle mine before you can get up to my axe.
Hopefully.. Do you think she has a thing for butts? Maybe I can pull her in with this~
Thats a damn fine answer I tell you hwat
I knew it!
Ohh nooo really? why her?!?
O-okay i'll do my best!
She's smug so be carefull! Do have have some sort of axe?
She's fking crazy with her axe and im sure if you could pull something out she'll fall for you
It has to be an axe?!?
Glad we agree!
I can't promise to keep it, I have some bipolar and mood swing problems, but I will try!
>I thought I wouldn't be able to get near you and it kind of scared me.
Seems like I end up scaring people in a lot of ways accidentaly... sorry.
>I was able to follow you, but from a distance.. And that made me feel creepy
I don't know if a normal person should be scared of that but I think thats cute and am really happy you were able to say something!
Probably... I wasn't playing, just lurking.
Grieving silently is something I really need to improve on myself.
It's all a part of what makes you you, and you are beautiful. <3
>Nonono you didn't scare me! You just seemed popular and all, amd with how these threads go I thought a waifuless anon like myself would get ignored.
>And yeah.. I was trying to check as much as I could so I could keep up with your life and make sure you were okay and all...
Butts are part of legs and she's all about legs right?
Live in that state tell you hwat
How's your day ms. New booty?
>Glad you're not!!
Oh boy, I'm glad too, I'd hate myself if I was one of them kek
>hmmm tasty bring me some pls!
They're mine! Back off useless goddess!
>jk I'd give you some, but they're all in my stomach <3
Honeslty, I'm jealous lol
Lurking from mobile on the train
The smugness is so cute!!
And no axe.. But I have my tongue, and some crazy strong legs!
But that's about it...
Hiya Galko <3
Legs!! Yes yes..
Frog legs are strong and toned and nice..
You think so? T-thanks... <3
Too bad not everyone thinks the same of me but thats something too big to ask for...
>You just seemed popular and all
Thats probably just cuz im here a lot of time.
>I thought a waifuless anon like myself would get ignored
Having a waifu does help, if not to help me recognize you some other day, but I tend to read every reply I get even if I don't answer.
> I was trying to check as much as I could so I could keep up with your life and make sure you were okay and all...
Thats... adorable... I never expected to have someone like that in my life, for how long are you doing that?
>Sorry but im still not 100% convinced that you are not an active member here... I have some suspicions, either way I love you!
Hello best type-moon.
Forever and ever.
And sexy and soft..
It's all good. Just getting on the laptop to play some vidya. You?
I how do it is by getting used to every class by cycling all of them each round and staying will them each round
Dis you past eye test? Cause i didnt and doc said i need glasses but i saod "nope fuck that. Most of my family wears them." And its finals nextr week
But hey, no school on Tuesday
I already have 3 people watching me. I don't need any more
I would've probably be wasting my time getting some overdoses here and there instead of getting cancer on /b/ <3
You're not perfect.. But that doesn't mean your flaws are bad! Like I said they are part of you. And what was that saying.. "If you can't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"? I love you no matter what. <3
>True, you are around a lot..
>I'll make sure you can recognize me, don't worry!
>Oh, I don't even know anymore.. Feels like an eternity when I think about you.
>Only time will tell <3
>Who might you be thinking I am?
Good, just playing overwatch and Wows instead of studying, also trying not to melt in the heat.
I guess I'll have to...
What if I try to use an axe with my tongue!!! Ideas ideas..
Wanna feel 'em?
Mhm! Thanks bb <3
Thanks for the advice~ I can't do any builders and support tho
>except for Zenyatta because he can be active on the battlefield
But I'll try to try all of them~
Yeah glasses sucks...they are always in your way and if you try them once you're fuck you can't go back
I need to have very good eye for my futur job and I was wearing glasses since I was young so I recently got an operation to fix them
>It was soo expensive rip
Everyone knows that a little bit of cancer everyday can't hurt the body! <3
Well yeah..if you don't you wont be able to come here and i'll miss you!
OMG TSUYU GREAT IDEA!
If you do that she's yours 100%
Gimme your axe Aqua I'm gonna try!
I think I will archive this thread... waifuless anon is like a miracle <3
And who are those 3? Having someone watch over you can be a good thing.
I like how you recognize that, no one can be perfect. And do you think myself at my best is that good? I don't think I deserve so many kind words like you're giving me, but I trust they are sincere! Once again thanks <3
>I'll make sure you can recognize me, don't worry!
That means you will be back? That makes me so happy!
>Who might you be thinking I am?
Someone whose waifu name ends with an I.
It seems to be working alright now.
Summer. So close! Who's your fav in overwatch? I enjoy genji, reinhart, Tracer and widowermaker
My hands are not worthy to feel on such a fine butt!
Just remember that you're doing it to only get to play better with all classes. Everyone one of them are unique and can help win
Annnd that's why I'm saying fuck glasses lol
You already know one. Everyone ITT should know by now and the other 2 are maki and milinda
I'm so glad for you~
Thank you for your wisdom, oh wise one
Oh hush now! You may give it a feel~
There! I'll lend you this one!
Do your best!
Yeah and I think that's exactly what the doc says!
Sweet! Im glad you change it!
Don't forget..he will last 2months!
Yeah and you're doing the right move if you're fine with your own eye!
Junkrat, Pharrah, Reinhardt and Mercy. Junkrat is my go to if team doesn't need anything specific, so many good things to do with the concussion mine.
>Wraps tongue around axe handle
>Swings axe in circles over head
Hahaha fking kek!
Keep on doing it you'll get her attention for sure!
Thank you for the compliment. May your experiences be fun and helpful
I cant. She's watching. Always watching
Doc also said that I'll need it for driving. I see fine without it
Reinhardt for the win. Reminds me of grimlock from fall of cybertron
There's heroes and there's legends.
Heroes get remembered...
Legends never die.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Thanks... but I wonder if I can keep that opinion of yours for long... if we keep talking you might realize how much of a drama queen and annoyance I can be.
>As long as I can see you happy, of course I will be back.
You're doing a great job at keeping me happy, I can tell you really want to be here with me.
>Nope, no I's here.
Fine... No more suspicions, and even if I get them I will try to ignore them.
Waifuless anon a qt <3
>Takes your hand
>rubs it agaunst my butt
>Swings axe faster and tosses it in the air, catching it again.
>Legends never die.
Neither does heroes, for a price.
I highly doubt that. I won't ever leave your side, you can try me if you want <3
>It took me a while to say anything, you should know that I'm not gonna vanish so easy. Even if you say you hate me I'll be around. <3
>Give it time dear.
Hi there Galko!
>for a price.
Becoming a villain
How's your day been?
You're pretty lewd.
Maybe your eye are still fine! You can still clearly see they are just a little bit weak and that why the doc said that :o
Dayummm tsuyu with the axe trick!
I think Rory left but when she's come back she will fall in your arms!
>Becoming a villain
Or 50$, either will do