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Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Homura claimed
>internet randomly fucks up
>kill me
Rory claimed
First for Yume is an ayy lmao
Kyouko claimed.
Minatsuki Takami is claimed
Best mage claimed~
>>682934649
It didn't disconnect me (yet). My fav heroes are Tracer, Pharrah, D.Va and Zenyatta~
>>682934672
Don't forget the "out, out!" When someone tries to disrupt your interview~
>>682934955
The game feels different but the game modes are pretty much the same~
>>682935183
sachi claim
>>682935178
are you always lurking?
Akiko claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
That saliva looks so tasty.
>>682934955
Nevermind!
>>682934973
Best way to play unless you're a fucking causal
>>682935086
How you doing my licky licky?
>>682935183
Oh thats fun when you're playing a game at high competition level.
night
>>682935280
I will start linking this song to the waifus who deserve it.
>>682935334
Sleep tight Kirino.
>Homu
>>682935334
bye felisha
Claimed
Claiming Best Ass Goddess!
>Better then this semi-goddess Rory~
>Still trying to lift that axe just give me a sec kek
>>682934649
Yeah its a lot in one house! And it can cost a lot of money... Would be awsome if he could take her
>>682935249
Yeah you're right! I think you should become my right arm.
What do you think?
>>682935334
Night! Nice dubs
>>682935334
Goodnight Trashcan
>>682935334
Night Kirino
>>682935283
see >>682935182
>>682935114
The lack of rurus disturbs me...
>>682935283
And if welfare exploitation is any show of things, there are plenty of filthy casuals out there
I'm here, I suppose.
>>682935280
Sup Chen
>>682935431
>nice dubs
>334
Nobody saw that
>>682935249
Gotta try out some of those. The fat guy is ok. Reminds me of scorpion's chain pull move
>>682935431
Would but I'm not a rich man ;_; I want a big dog to see what it feels like. Love how she can't control her strength and all but hate how she always hits my dick
>shinoa bro
>>682935183
>Loves instead
>>682935224
Death senpai.. I-I'll take your shoes off
>>682935283
>My licky licky
I'm g-good
How are you? <3
>>682935468
Really? Tons of rules only make me feel unconfortable and give me motivation to break them.
>>682935261
K.
>>682935299
Sounds fun.
>>682935334
Goodnight.
>>682935334
Have a good night~
>>682935431
But you will deport the minorities...
>I'll begone with them kek
>>682935579
Never tried piggie, I probably should
>>682935268
Yes.
>>682935629
Oh no!
They make me feel safe, structure is everything
>>682935632
I've fried like 8 routers so far through my life, one of them literally had a colony of ants living inside it.
>>682935746
Ceiling Syndra did you just watch me...
>>682935864
I'll make you feel safe bb <3
>>682935377
nice
>>682935556
sup rory
just relaxing
how about you?
Homura I love you please date me
Hello
>>682935980
forgot pic
>>682935880
>>682936100
>checked
>noticed
Hey friend, how is life going for you?
>>682935864
You got a point, but I prefer confort through freedom than safety. Too many rules will generate rebels and those will end up ruining your safety even more.
>>682935980
Any progress in LoL or did you realize its a trash game and started playing something else?
>>682935997
Sorry... my mind is stuck on one person that doesn't feel the same as you.
>>682936100
Ayy. How is it going?
>>682935615
My shoes are a part of my uniform, froggo... Maybe later?
>>682935980
Trying to sleep. Been awake 19 hours.
>>682935334
Night kirino
>>682935445
Lol doge
>>682935468
>nig nogs
>>682935549
No. You're here forever friend
>>682935615
I'm doing fine this Friday morning. You?
>>682935728
Dude was meant for close quarters. Takes a lots of hits so that's a good thing
>>682936100
Hi!
Lewd claim
Who wants some icecream?
>>682935575
>shhhh don't tell them kek
>>682935579
I can feel ya~
>always hits my dick
I fking kek'd!
How many pounds is she?
>>682935728
NOOO NEVER! I do love me some minorities
>loll! Where are you from?
>>682936373
Heyy Rory! Do you have a challenge or something else for me?
>pic related
>>682936452
Damn I sure do
>>682936452
Any new flavors?
>>682935880
>colony of ants
What.
>>682935615
<3
>>682936318
This fucking pic and the one where she's smiling in the ceiling makes me chuckle every time I see them
>>682936389
Yea me and my sister pitched it but that one didn't make it far
>>682935929
Yay! Safety!
>>682936358
I dont know, too much freedom can breed rebellion
>>682936389
Not really, my area is mostly the white end of that spectrum
Them hicks are b b b bad
>>682936539
From our glorious shitty province that is Quebec~
>Métis motherfucker here
>>682936389
I'll try him in my next game~
>>682936797
Fucking forgot pic.... AGAIN
>>682936452
The OG Neo must be rolling on his coffin by now.
>>682936318
Whelp... did you enjoy watching it? It was a pretty good video after all.
>>682936619
Im serious, had a huge ant problem where I used to live and those fuckers probably went there because it was warm... When we got rid of the router there were eggs inside and everything ;_;
>>682936685
Too much freedom will breed rebellion and too many rules will generate hate that culimantes in rebellion too... we need to find the optimal ammount of rules!
>>682936539
That's still not my axe. Another cheap knockoff.
>>682936851
Could always kill everyone. But then there would be no one to enjoy the thread.
>>682936373
O-Oh right! Sorry senpai..
I thought.. You need to gey some rest and all..
>>682936389
That's good! I'm doing well myself.
>>682936619
The best~
>>682936685
Yes~
>Tsuyu
>>682936851
Isnt it a wonderful problem to have!
>>682937065
Wait what time is it there? Weren't you trying to sleep a while ago? And good luck with killing everyone in the thread, there are some powerful waifus out there.
>>682936586
Did you try the new bun flavour?
>>682937446
But but... If only my problems were as hard as this.
Tenryuu claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtT7w10lokE
Homura I..
Well... QOTT Time!
What are your current pets, and what are your ideal pets?
Current: A rainbow lorikeet, a labrador, a staffordshire / pitbull mix and a german shepard.
Ideal: A cockatoo raised from birth and a Siberia husky.
>>682937654
Its 1:30 am, and I'm sure I'll manage.
>>682936539
;_; every time. Maybe a 60lb. She was 6 months at the time
>>682936648
Pitched it?
>>682936685
"Hey brother dad, rich! You done with granny cousin mary-ann?"
>>682936797
Have fun with him m8
>>682937261
Regular ol white people thinking they know their coffee as usual?
>>682937654
>
No i haven't...I want to....
Well I'm out, off to my dad and stepmom's place
I am not looking forward to it but at least I'll see that pupper , my sister and my 4 cats again
Ice cream~?
2608 https://www.dropbox.com/s/ls05et7h6mfbfk2/130.zip?dl=1
>>682936358
I switched to West.
>>682936373
Do you dark circles around your eyes?
>>682937809
Hey Ten, im following Snoop advice.
>>682937858
Ah I see, thats not too late. At what time does your work start?
>>682937867
Whelp... they will be happy for seeing you too, see you later!
>>682937819
You?
>>682937858
>What are your current pets
Only one cat.
>what are your ideal pets?
One cat and a big, fluffy and pretty spider. A ferret would be fun too.
>>682938221
Oh snap now me and Akiko can carry you.
>>682937858
none
I want a cat
>>682937867
cya
>>682937858
I have two turtles
>>682938377
Yeah, I'm looking foward to make 30 and play ranked.
>>682936797
hahaha!! Atleast we got the poutine
>Métis
Shit really?! That's neat last week I had a conference about you guys!
>>682936849
Still on mobile?
>>682937065
FUCK REALLY!?
Getting tired of all theses knockoff..
Just give it to me already!
>Pic related
>>682937863
Hahaha that sucks!
That's a lot for a young doggy
I understand why you're getting your balls crush
>>682937858
You got a lot of pets damnn!
Current: None
Ideal: Akita doggy
I can't... You guys aren't the same people from 2014...
You're the new generation of avatarfriends and I don't relate to any of you
>>682937858
Current: My dust mice and the dead rat family under my bed. And a cat.
Ideal: A turtle.
>>682938221
Nope. I don't do this every night, I've been trying to keep it to weekends due to work.
>>682938377
Im done for the week. Its only a short one.
I had a ferret too. Would be good to get another, but that may have to wait, hard to get domesticated non-hunting ferrets here.
>>682938465
Now this is just sad... Trying to take it and disrupt my meditations?
>>682938568
That's mean... rip
>>682938377
I would like to take you out maybe and get your mind off of things...
>>682938377
>checked
Not even, I can't stand my stepmom and she knows this. She's also a stuck up bitch and a hypocrite that breaks the rules she hit us over as children constantly.
My dad loves me but I can't help looking at him with some pity and contempt for having to live with that bitch
>>682938465
I might be sterilized because of her
>>682938568
I'm sorry?
One day, gonna get senpai's love and affection.
One day...
>>682938702
>meditations
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR?
Rory im really thinking that you're the problem here.
Could it be that you are jelly of my booty?
>>682938862
lmao!
I really hope not
>>682938058
Want some?~
>>682938938
With this pic for sure!
Im not even worried
>>682938970
Oh yes, I do~
>>682938455
Oh you made a new account? Have fun grinding with newbs and smurfs.
>>682938702
Ah I see... timezones are always confusing and I was wondering if you were done or still had 1 day ahead of you.
They are hard to get here too... they are illegal! Which makes no sense at all but nothing can be done... I do have a friend with ferrets tho.
>>682938729
Aw you're sweet... I'd love to go out with you.
>>682938736
Ouch... sounds like your family has quite a lot of troubles.
>>682939057
Help me out Aqua, I gotta learn everything about senpai so I can impress her and ask her on the perfect date!!
barney is my waifu . don't try argue . i fap to barney everyday and i'm not ashamed to do this. my orgams are better than anyone else
>>682938951
A booty like that is a liability in combat. And if you can't handle your axe like that well then you can't have mine.
>>682939247
Slim was an amazing pet... lived a long life, and died more of old age and the complications it caused.
>>682939247
R-Really? I've been lurking for a while and I was kinda scared to ask.. I might not know a lot but I do know that you're super sweet, and pretty, and that I really like you! And I want you to be happy..
>>682937654
Agreed, life on hard mode does that
>>682937858
Labrador the size of a small horse.
Gus Holmes Hunter, like the pornstar.
>>682937863
In a nutshell, yes
>>682939247
Don't worry, I'm the best player on memes.
>>682939371
One should never fap to a waifu, they are sacred you heathen
>>682937863
Piggie is not that fun for me :/
>>682938465
I fucking hate my community tho.. Most of us are druggies on welfare tbh
>>682937858
A dachshund, and chihuahua
Ideal is a ferret, dog wolf hybrid, an owl and a hyabusa falcon
>>682938938
Galky will come back to you. Don't worry
<3
>>682938951
;_;
>>682939546
Kek
>>682939873
Sorry. He's alright at most for me. What's your play style?
>>682939519
Must have been hard to part ways with it. My cat is getting pretty old too and im starting to see her personality getting more docile and lazy. Its gonna hit me like a truck when she is gone.
>>682939523
Y-yes! I don't know how to react to such compliments... you're making me blush.
>im not gonna question who you are but thanks really
>>682939546
At least challenging can equal fun!
>>682939836
LoL memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO4d-47pMFU
>>682940182
Welcome back Shinoa laptop.
>>682940182
Me and Galko are bestest friends! <3
I'm talking about Death Senpai..
I hate my shitty internet.
Welp, a friend of mine complained about low frame rates, despite having one of those AMD GPUs with the Fiji-Architecture. He send me this screenshot.
I think it's a pretty normal temperature and that everything is okay.
>Tenten
>>682940269
The blush makes you even prettier <3
>Heh, just an anon that really thinks your cool and was to afraid to claim or post or say anything, really. I just think you're super cool.
>>682939096
Dig in~
>>682940427
I love you!
>>682940182
I like to run around and do some damage at medium-range~
Brb, got myself some tacos <3
>>682940573
Coming right now honey <3
>>682940514
Is the sun inside his desktop or what?
>>682940559
Does it? You can keep making me blush then <3
>why would you be afraid of claiming? Im afraid of not being able to recognize you later on... you're too sweet for that to happen
>>682940182
Life is definatly more interesting because of those people
>>682940269
Exactly! Wouldnt be life without a challenge!
>>682939326
Sure Tsuyu i'll help you out!
First of all who are you trying to impress?
>>682939519
>liability
It can always distract others at my advantage!
But if I can handle my fist like that can I borrow it?
>>682939873
Yeah sadly its what the conference was about lol
Glad you're not!!
>>682940182
Rip Shino bro balls
>>682940427
Hamsters running it?
>>682940653
hmmm tasty bring me some pls!
>>682940600
<3
>>682940933
Probably.
>>682940870
Good, good.. It makes me happy to see you smile, it makes you look 100x prettier my dear so please keep it on for me <3
>I don't know.. At first I thought I wouldn't be able to get near you and it kind of scared me. I was able to follow you, but from a distance.. And that made me feel creepy so I was even more worried about saying something
>>682940269
Thanks dude. Guessing I'm too late to pay the game?
>>682940331
Aww don't worry licky licky. Death senpai will notice you!
>>682940653
I'm a jack of all trades
>>682940931
Friend said that he wanted dumb people to be wiped out of the earth. I told him that life wouldn't be as funny
>>682940933
Rip ;_;
>>682940933
Your rival!
Death Senpai.. I know that's bad for you but please help me still!
>>682941142
Galky <3
>>682940269
Well, it was hard, but I tend to grieve silently.
>>682940514
I think so too. Completely 100% normal.
>>682940933
You need to be able to handle a smaller axe like I can handle mine before you can get up to my axe.
>>682941368
Hopefully.. Do you think she has a thing for butts? Maybe I can pull her in with this~
>>682941368
Thats a damn fine answer I tell you hwat
>>682941142
I knew it!
>>682941368
loll
>>682941484
Ohh nooo really? why her?!?
O-okay i'll do my best!
She's smug so be carefull! Do have have some sort of axe?
She's fking crazy with her axe and im sure if you could pull something out she'll fall for you
>>682941528
It has to be an axe?!?
>>682940931
Glad we agree!
>>682941245
I can't promise to keep it, I have some bipolar and mood swing problems, but I will try!
>I thought I wouldn't be able to get near you and it kind of scared me.
Seems like I end up scaring people in a lot of ways accidentaly... sorry.
>I was able to follow you, but from a distance.. And that made me feel creepy
I don't know if a normal person should be scared of that but I think thats cute and am really happy you were able to say something!
>>682941368
Probably... I wasn't playing, just lurking.
>>682941528
Grieving silently is something I really need to improve on myself.
>>682941484
Hey Tsuyu<3
>>682941991
It's true.
>>682942040
It's all a part of what makes you you, and you are beautiful. <3
>Nonono you didn't scare me! You just seemed popular and all, amd with how these threads go I thought a waifuless anon like myself would get ignored.
>And yeah.. I was trying to check as much as I could so I could keep up with your life and make sure you were okay and all...
Shiki claimed
>>682941625
Butts are part of legs and she's all about legs right?
>>682941857
Live in that state tell you hwat
>>682941991
How's your day ms. New booty?
>>682942040
Always watching
>>682940933
>Glad you're not!!
Oh boy, I'm glad too, I'd hate myself if I was one of them kek
>hmmm tasty bring me some pls!
They're mine! Back off useless goddess!
>jk I'd give you some, but they're all in my stomach <3
>>682941368
Honeslty, I'm jealous lol
>>682942407
Hey welcome back brah
>shinoa bro
>>682942454
How? I'm fine with all classes but not good with any
>shinoa bro
Lurking from mobile on the train
>>682941991
The smugness is so cute!!
And no axe.. But I have my tongue, and some crazy strong legs!
But that's about it...
>>682942336
Hiya Galko <3
>>682942420
Legs!! Yes yes..
Frog legs are strong and toned and nice..
>
>>682942474
Hi, how's it going?
>>682942544
Because when the team need a class I'm not good at, we lose because I wasn't useful enough in said class
>Megumin
>>682942397
You think so? T-thanks... <3
Too bad not everyone thinks the same of me but thats something too big to ask for...
>You just seemed popular and all
Thats probably just cuz im here a lot of time.
>I thought a waifuless anon like myself would get ignored
Having a waifu does help, if not to help me recognize you some other day, but I tend to read every reply I get even if I don't answer.
> I was trying to check as much as I could so I could keep up with your life and make sure you were okay and all...
Thats... adorable... I never expected to have someone like that in my life, for how long are you doing that?
>Sorry but im still not 100% convinced that you are not an active member here... I have some suspicions, either way I love you!
>>682942407
Hello best type-moon.
>>682942420
Forever and ever.
>>682943271
Hey best meguca.
>>682943271
>>682942397
Anon and Homu ?
>>682943627
Shipped, forgot that
clmd
>>682942657
And sexy and soft..
>>682942658
It's all good. Just getting on the laptop to play some vidya. You?
>>682942709
I how do it is by getting used to every class by cycling all of them each round and staying will them each round
>>682943252
Dis you past eye test? Cause i didnt and doc said i need glasses but i saod "nope fuck that. Most of my family wears them." And its finals nextr week
But hey, no school on Tuesday
>>682943271
I already have 3 people watching me. I don't need any more
>>682943252
I would've probably be wasting my time getting some overdoses here and there instead of getting cancer on /b/ <3
>>682943271
You're not perfect.. But that doesn't mean your flaws are bad! Like I said they are part of you. And what was that saying.. "If you can't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"? I love you no matter what. <3
>True, you are around a lot..
>I'll make sure you can recognize me, don't worry!
>Oh, I don't even know anymore.. Feels like an eternity when I think about you.
>Only time will tell <3
>Who might you be thinking I am?
>>682943840
Good, just playing overwatch and Wows instead of studying, also trying not to melt in the heat.
>>682943252
I guess I'll have to...
>>682942657
Feeling better?
>>682943627
Cute.
>>682943252
What if I try to use an axe with my tongue!!! Ideas ideas..
>>682943840
Wanna feel 'em?
>>682943992
Mhm! Thanks bb <3
>>682943840
Thanks for the advice~ I can't do any builders and support tho
>except for Zenyatta because he can be active on the battlefield
But I'll try to try all of them~
>>682943904
what the fuck is this
stop trolling fag
>>682943840
Yeah glasses sucks...they are always in your way and if you try them once you're fuck you can't go back
I need to have very good eye for my futur job and I was wearing glasses since I was young so I recently got an operation to fix them
>It was soo expensive rip
>>682943853
Everyone knows that a little bit of cancer everyday can't hurt the body! <3
>>682943992
Well yeah..if you don't you wont be able to come here and i'll miss you!
>>682944095
OMG TSUYU GREAT IDEA!
If you do that she's yours 100%
Kiriha claimed :3
>>682944475
Gimme your axe Aqua I'm gonna try!
>>682944475
A little bit of cancer everyday is healthy for the body <3
>Megumin
>>682943673
I think I will archive this thread... waifuless anon is like a miracle <3
>>682943840
And who are those 3? Having someone watch over you can be a good thing.
>>682943904
I like how you recognize that, no one can be perfect. And do you think myself at my best is that good? I don't think I deserve so many kind words like you're giving me, but I trust they are sincere! Once again thanks <3
>I'll make sure you can recognize me, don't worry!
That means you will be back? That makes me so happy!
>Who might you be thinking I am?
Someone whose waifu name ends with an I.
>>682944095
No problem.
>>682944475
It seems to be working alright now.
>>682943972
Summer. So close! Who's your fav in overwatch? I enjoy genji, reinhart, Tracer and widowermaker
>>682944095
My hands are not worthy to feel on such a fine butt!
>>682944125
Just remember that you're doing it to only get to play better with all classes. Everyone one of them are unique and can help win
>>682944475
Annnd that's why I'm saying fuck glasses lol
>>682944649
Hello
>>682944769
You already know one. Everyone ITT should know by now and the other 2 are maki and milinda
>>682945030
What anime?
>>682944769
You are very welcome Homu, you're perfect in my eyes <3
>As long as I can see you happy, of course I will be back.
>Nope, no I's here.
>Waifuless
>>682944769
I'm so glad for you~
>>682945128
Thank you for your wisdom, oh wise one
>>682945128
Oh hush now! You may give it a feel~
>>682944651
There! I'll lend you this one!
Do your best!
>>682944676
Yeah and I think that's exactly what the doc says!
>>682945030
Sweet! Im glad you change it!
Don't forget..he will last 2months!
>>682945128
Yeah and you're doing the right move if you're fine with your own eye!
>Aqua
>>682945128
Junkrat, Pharrah, Reinhardt and Mercy. Junkrat is my go to if team doesn't need anything specific, so many good things to do with the concussion mine.
>>682945502
>Wraps tongue around axe handle
>Swings axe in circles over head
LELELELELELELELELELELELE
>>682945259
Oshiete! Galko-chan.
>>682945502
I won't.
>>682945493
Nice.
>>682945657
Hahaha fking kek!
Keep on doing it you'll get her attention for sure!
>>682945747
Perfect!
>>682945477
Thank you for the compliment. May your experiences be fun and helpful
>>682945493
I cant. She's watching. Always watching
>>682945502
Doc also said that I'll need it for driving. I see fine without it
>>682945578
Reinhardt for the win. Reminds me of grimlock from fall of cybertron
There's heroes and there's legends.
Heroes get remembered...
Legends never die.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>682945388
Thanks... but I wonder if I can keep that opinion of yours for long... if we keep talking you might realize how much of a drama queen and annoyance I can be.
>As long as I can see you happy, of course I will be back.
You're doing a great job at keeping me happy, I can tell you really want to be here with me.
>Nope, no I's here.
Fine... No more suspicions, and even if I get them I will try to ignore them.
Waifuless anon a qt <3
>>682946321
Hello qt.
>>682946148
>Takes your hand
>rubs it agaunst my butt
<3
>>682946082
>Swings axe faster and tosses it in the air, catching it again.
>>682946321
>Legends never die.
Neither does heroes, for a price.
>>682946378
I highly doubt that. I won't ever leave your side, you can try me if you want <3
>It took me a while to say anything, you should know that I'm not gonna vanish so easy. Even if you say you hate me I'll be around. <3
>Give it time dear.
>Waifuless
>>682946467
Hi there Galko!
>>682946722
>for a price.
Becoming a villain
>>682946941
How's your day been?
>>682946470
You're pretty lewd.
>>682946148
Maybe your eye are still fine! You can still clearly see they are just a little bit weak and that why the doc said that :o
>>682946470
Dayummm tsuyu with the axe trick!
>Cheering!
I think Rory left but when she's come back she will fall in your arms!
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>>682946941
>Becoming a villain
Or 50$, either will do
