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We all talk like normies until someone gets trips.
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>>682933362
You guys caught up with game of thrones yet?
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I like the new CoD
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>>682933362

TRIPS GET.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682933433
>>682933477
2 dubs in 2 comments
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>>682933477
COD is garbage
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Battlefield premiere tonight! God it will kick cod right in the balls!
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>>682933433
>>682933477
>>682933566

Triple dubs
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>>682933362
Im glad gays and females are accepted in todays society.
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>>682933654
Dubs x10 enabled
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Wonderful weather we're having
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Anybody wanna go with me to get an extra foamy latte from star bucks?
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I quite enjoy rocket league, however I'm likey going to be ribbed by most of you for saying so.
Go on have at it then.
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>>682934290
Sure, why not ol' chap.
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Have you guys watched this JoJo's Bizarre Adventure yet? Pretty neat japanese cartoon if you ask me
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who wants to try out this new snapchat filter?
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>>682934816
What is that?
I only watch Naruto, it's so much better than those pedophilic animes involving little girls, ew
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Anyone play dark souls 3 yet? I heard that games difficult.
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So how about that local sportsball team?
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You guys watched that new Civil war thing it looked cool!
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Hey fam, I work a retail job in 8 hour shifts and sometimes it's hard to fall asleep at night
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hey guys, i really like reddit because the karma point system really pushes me to post more and more until i spam all of r/all with posts to get my sweet karma, i'm also a like addict on facebook but since i've moved on from facebook now because nobody uses it anymore.
i mostly post in adviceanimals and gaming to get to my karma points
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What champion do you play in league of legends ?
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>>682936961
I love reddit too but 9gag ruined our memes ! :(
But they won't have le sad frog meme xD
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>>682937123
9gag just steals our stuff so they can get their worthless points on that stupid website!
and yeah we wont let them have peepee (pipi?xD) but i'm more of a fan of the confessing bear and awkard penguin because it's so relatable to my life hahahahaha
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why isnt everyone feminist yet? Why are people against equality?
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Do you guys have pubes yet?
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>>682938351
I have jungle with its own eco system.
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Hillary is such a good role model for all American women!
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I have seen daylight in the past twenty four hours.
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Why am I on this website?
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I really agree with Bernie Sanders.
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Why all the hate to trump guys?
YOU GUYS ARE JUST HATERS
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>>682938954
Trump is literally Hitler
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kek
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>>682933433
>>682933477
>>682933566
These repeating digits though
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ayy lmao
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this thread is so cool! xD xD :P
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>>682933362
Saying Normie's, REEE and faggot Pepe's are the biggest lamest forced memes on the Internet right now, you are all 'normies' and need to fuck off.
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>>682940622
Are you sure?
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>>682941390
Haha what a funny banana mind if I save this picture?
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>>682937022
Teemo! ^_^
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>>682941710
No Problemo Friend!
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>>682941939
Thanks Lori!
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Haha so that's what this all so called memes were about! Good K E K here
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>>682942591
Oh my it seems I forgot to attach image to my post
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Does anyone here know where to find all those funny pictures to download? I don't have any and always get memed on in school
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>>682933362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
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Would anyone like to engage in a marathon of this new cartoon anime I found on the Net flix? I heard its pretty dandy.
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>>682942738
I always visit site called 9gag memes there so funny xdxdxd
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>>682943020
Have you heard of the ifunny app? Its pretty good for the spicy memes
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>>682943015
Only if its gemlike asterisk wars! Tell me its name and basic synopsis.
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:D
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Hope Jon Snow doesn't stay dead he's my fave char ))))));
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I went outside today.
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>>682942695
sweet fucking jesus

what is the name of that book ?
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>>682944575
George Martin is sooo cruel why my favourite characters always die first :((((((
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donald trump is racist
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>>682944701
I have no idea my dear friend I found this picture on this website called 4chan
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I love that summer is here! But I am sad that I dont have my beach body ready :((((
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Omg you guys xD everyone should subscribe to this awesome youtuber called Pewdiepie, he makes the best original and creative content Ive ever seen lol
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>>682946932
Dont forget about Marki Moo oh and dont forget watchmojo and matthew santoro for AMAZE balls top 10 lists.
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I hope you all are having a wonderful day! c:
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>>682939287
How is Trump hitler?
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>>682947221
wow mr. Anonymous, if you had waited a couple of more seconds you could have gotten 3 of the same numbers xDD end my suffering
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>>682947339
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Please tag ur posts before posting triggers liek this.
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Look at this cute seal Xd so fluffy!
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>>682947476
I'm sorry, I hope you can bare a bit longer.
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Watch your privileges, you disgusting heterosexual white males >:(
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If trips get
I'm the king of b
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I have a firm grip on the reality of my life!
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>>682947798
That's not very nice ;_;
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We desperately need some trips
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Save me from this madness
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Hey guys. I heard about this thing. It's called /b/. It's the most FUCKEd up part on the ENTIRE internet omg. It's just SOOOO bad! Nevar go there guys it's REALLY BAD!
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Guys, there is really cool rarest pepe thread going on so I got this amazing idea, lets turn this to rarest bananas thread!
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This is pretty dumb fam tbh
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But not a single trips
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I really like this image
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>>682948262
Tbqh/imo
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>>682948287
Nigger
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haha memes r cool
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>>682948271
This is will of gods! Punishment from our lord for faggotry of /b/
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>>682948255
lol yes :3
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>>682947884
Reroll
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Niggers are the scum of Earth.
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>singles
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What nice people, ^_^
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Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
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>>682941390
I really really like this picture
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aight guys cut the bullshit. 1 in 5 posters here is obviously some normie bitch
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>>682948685
But you're the nicest *kisses your cheek* ^_^
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Donald Trump will start WW3
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>>682948849
No
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wew
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Don't worry baby,trips are here
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>>682948287
Fuck off, Randy
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>>682948909
Fail lel
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I have a good relationship with my family, a reasonably attractive wife, two kids and a 40K/year job with a possibility of moving up to management. I drive a sedan and occasionally molest my 7 year old daughter.
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>>682948923
No u
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>>682948726
Nice joke man! We are true nerds. Oh here is my rarest banana as proof!
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Hey guys
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>>682949008
>>682948996
>>682948993
So close...
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>>682948647
Nonsense, there's a great deal to admire about our black community, such as, er,...
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>>682949008
Hi my friend? Wish to cuddle with me?
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>>682949054
*kisses u*
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No, losers
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>>682949077
*blushes* su-ure...
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>>682949077
You're so sweet :)
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The combo is the best. Banana/Pepe 2016!!
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>>682949217
Hahaha so funny, can i save the picture?
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You guys are the best, lets be nerds forever xDD btw what usernames do you like to use? mine is xXx_MegaKiller_xXx i write sonic fan fiction want to read?
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>>682948185
>>682947884
You nigs nailed it, glad to see someone mocking newfags the right way
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I never liked her much in the potter films but I must say that emma Watson's gender equality campaign is an outstandingly worthwhile venture.
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Hai guis i hope i get the three times numbers (you know, when the last 3 digits are equal xD))
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I value interracial couples
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>>682949454
haha win you get 3 times the 4 haha lol :))
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>>682949454
You didn't but it's all the fun is about xDd
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That girl who plays Arya in GOT is also very educated in feminism
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fucking normies ruining my memes
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>>682938468
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>>682949122
Right back at atcha.
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>>682933362
Lets make new thread if this one 404s before trips because you are so nice *pounces on you*
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>>682941390
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture.
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET.
A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are.
A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>682950261
Sweet copypastas dude! 8/8 memes right there!
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C'mon guys...
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Triple digits get
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>>682950261
Almost makes me want to start posting bananas.. and I h8 that b8 m8 so I r8 ur b8 -8/8
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Wow ive never felt happier
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How's is overwatch?
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Would any of you guys like to read my screen play?
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>>682951869
Sure I can give alot of constructive criticism!
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>>682933362
Hey guys check out my minecraft skin
I'm that green may may frog
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I can't wait for skyrim 2 to come out
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>>682948287
Die
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>>682944952
But he also has beautiful hair
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c u c k
u
c
k
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>>682933362
Has anyone gotten trips yet?
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Can 666 save us?
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>>682952747
888 maybe?
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>>682933362
Check em
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I like to jerk it to chubby teens.
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>>682952791
No check this
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Hope for 999
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Trips!!!
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Get!
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>>682947884
>king
>posts niggers
that's not how it works
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what are you all taking to the bake sale?? x
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>>682944671
kek'd
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>>682944671
My BF used to go outside until I turned him into vampire with by putting menstrual blood into his foods!
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xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
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I masturbate to straight legal porn.
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Hey peps whats your favorite Triple AAA game?! TRUE NERDS PUT THEIR HANDS OUT LIKE THEY DONT CARE WOO
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I don't like traps sexually but I respect transgendered people as equals
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I buy girl scout cookies and don't fantasize about fucking the little girl selling them to me...
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>>682953570
same
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Por que Papa?
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Anyone see any good non sexist movies lately? I saw a problematic one last week tho and it triggered me hard
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If dubs, the next post will be trips
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>>682953337
close
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm not triggered. Never have been. Never will be/
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check
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>>682936785

most accurate post in this thread
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>>682953961
Get the fuck out you shitlord
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>>682953570
I second that feeling m8
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Hey I love 4chan lol
/b/ro fist! xd
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>>682954048
Hey, I'm not a shitlord...
I don't even like shit...
You big meanie...
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>>682953911
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Time to get check'd
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Sure hope my boss doesn't catch me on this hacker site! If I lose my job my gf would kill me!
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Feel the Bern. Trump is a faggot.
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>>682954208
I'm not triggered by this offensive imagery. And it's patriarchal depiction of one phallic object colliding with another to insinuate gay sex. Not triggered at all. Nope.
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>>682954423
Fans
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Drumpf 2016
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gonna try n roll DEUS VULT comrades
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4chan is a group of people that I can isolate as though they were not integrated into society.

I close my eyes to the fact that their anonymity means they are my sons and husbands, my fathers and my grandfathers. They could be the one checking me out at the grocery store.

Everything I've heard about that site applies to everyone on it, e.g. its full of shut in mental patients who molest children and murder people for fun like that movie Smiley I saw back in 2012.
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>>682933362
i'm so fucked guys, i haven't done any study for this, and i don't even know what topic im doing for my essay, hurrrhuurrrhurrrrr
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Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli
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>>682948287
K
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Anime sucks fucking weebs
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>>682948287
slant eyed gook nigger
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Anime is my life xdxdxdxd
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ayy
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Hello.
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If we had think possitive, we would already have found trips
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I think Hitler was wrong
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Anyone else hear of this evil Hitler fellow? I believe it was a good thing he commited suicide, considering he killed millions of jews.
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I'm not a newfag. I love memes and all my /b/ros. And I'm proud to be a gay genderfluid special snowflake that no one here will rip on because they respect me and my life choice. I love you all! And I'm not triggered.
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Spoiler: Jesus dies
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You may not believe this but I am one of the original four Chans.
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NORMIES

GET OUT
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>>682955225
lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D
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>>682955317
Me too! I am the second chan.
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In my opinion a sense of life is eating vegetables and going to bed early
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Osama Bin Laden orchestrated 9/11.
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>>682955300
You sir are correct
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If I were a girl, I would spend aaall the time doing make-up and chatting with friends!
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quints get!
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Trump won't win.
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why does this thread still exist?
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I like ice cream.
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>>682955555 winrawr
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>>682933362
I certainly think today is such a lovely day for conversation.
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what a day, what a lovely day
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>>682955636
The will of the normies is strong in this bread
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Check em sea well
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>>682954966
>>682955300
>>682949077
>>682949122
>>682949200
>>682952577
>>682952600
>>682952788
>>682953844
>>682933433
>>682933477
>>682933566
>>682937022
>>682940622
>>682944788
>>682947655
>>682947900
>>682948066
>>682948255
>>682948900
Oh wow, it must be quite hard getting three of the same number at the end of your post.
Good job getting two of the same, though, fellows xd
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Face it, fuckers.
No one is gonna roll trips here.
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Tying is the first step to failure guys
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Yo fams dab fam shieeeet fam dab shieeeet ayo niggaz quick dab shieeeet, yeeet my niggaz, suhhhhh dude Asuh dude, this /b/oard is so savage shieeeet
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Trying
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R
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EL ROLLERINO
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A shitpost? What's that?
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Hitler was wrong
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>>682942695
I need that source
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>>682947884
>king of /b
>thinks /b is his personal army
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I've never watched gorno, it's disscusting!
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We need trips. Urgently.
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there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
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How does the chemist laugh?

He He He
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>normies
Nice forced memes, at the end of the day, you all come to your mum and tell her how much you love her anyway. pls bait on this
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how do I create a 4 chan account?
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Spiderman behaves awful! How a normal person would derail some thread
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>>682956666
i am not prepared for this
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>>682956666
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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trips and this thread 404's
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>>682956666
Holy. Mother. of. Joseph.

The Metalocalypse has begun...
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>>682956666

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682953089
Excuse me, but i find the n word offensive!
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>>682956666
oh thank god and also praise this anon
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>>682956666
IT BEGINS
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>>682948287
no pls
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>>682956666

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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niggers disgust me
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>>682956666
GOOS NEWS EVERYONE, HITLER ROSE FROM HIS GRAVE AND IS STARTING CONSTRUCTION ON HIS MEGA GAS CHAMBER AND WILL KILL ALL THE JEWS ONCE AGAIN
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Trips are for bitches
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>>682956666
QUADS CHECKED
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>>682956666
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>>682956666
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>682957934
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>682956666
TIPS FEDORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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>>682957476
LOOKS LIKE I'M FUCKED
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>>682956666
>Implying
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>>682958109
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nigga
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>>682958440
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>682958603
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
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>>682957934
Wow dude calm down. Thank you for your service, if you really did serve, but don't you think you're going overboard?maybe you should get some help.
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>>682958603
>Bilgerat
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>>682958905
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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XddXDxdxxddd kys we dem dois
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>>682956666
Hi satan
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>>682942695
my fucking sides
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no i ja się pytam człowieku dumny ty jesteś z siebie zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego co robisz?masz ty wogóle rozum i godnośc człowieka?ja nie wiem ale żałosny typek z ciebie ,chyba nie pomyślałes nawet co robisz i kogo obrażasz ,możesz sobie obrażac tych co na to zasłużyli sobie ale nie naszego papieża polaka naszego rodaka wielką osobę ,i tak wyjątkowa i ważną bo to nie jest ktoś tam taki sobie że możesz go sobie wyśmiać bo tak ci się podoba nie wiem w jakiej ty się wychowałes rodzinie ale chyba ty nie wiem nie rozumiesz co to jest wiara .jeśli myslisz że jestes wspaniały to jestes zwykłym czubkiem którego ktoś nie odizolował jeszcze od społeczeństwa ,nie wiem co w tym jest takie śmieszne ale czepcie się stalina albo hitlera albo innych zwyrodnialców a nie czepiacie się takiej świętej osoby jak papież jan paweł 2 .jak można wogóle publicznie zamieszczac takie zdięcia na forach internetowych?ja się pytam kto powinien za to odpowiedziec bo chyba widac że do koscioła nie chodzi jak jestes nie wiem ateistą albo wierzysz w jakies sekty czy wogóle jestes może ty sługą szatana a nie będziesz z papieża robił takiego ,to ty chyba jestes jakis nie wiem co sie jarasz pomiotami szatana .wez pomyśl sobie ile papież zrobił ,on był kimś a ty kim jestes żeby z niego sobie robić kpiny co? kto dał ci prawo obrażac wogóle papieża naszego ?pomyślałes wogóle nad tym że to nie jest osoba taka sobie że ją wyśmieje i mnie będa wszyscy chwalic? wez dziecko naprawdę jestes jakis psycholek bo w przeciwieństwie do ciebie to papież jest autorytetem dla mnie a ty to nie wiem czyim możesz być autorytetem chyba takich samych jakiś głupków jak ty którzy nie wiedza co to kosciół i religia
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I fucking love 4chan
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,widac że się nie modlisz i nie chodzisz na religie do szkoły ,widac nie szanujesz religii to nie wiem jak chcesz to sobie wez swoje zdięcie wstaw ciekawe czy byś sie odważył .naprawdę wezta się dzieci zastanówcie co wy roicie bo nie macie widac pojęcia o tym kim był papież jan paweł2 jak nie jestescie w pełni rozwinięte umysłowo to się nie zabierajcie za taką osobę jak ojciec swięty bo to świadczy o tym że nie macie chyba w domu krzyża ani jednego obraza świętego nie chodzi tutaj o kosciół mnie ale wogóle ogólnie o zasady wiary żeby mieć jakąs godnosc bo papież nikogo nie obrażał a ty za co go obrażasz co? no powiedz za co obrażasz taką osobę jak ojciec święty ?brak mnie słów ale jakbyś miał pojęcie chociaz i sięgnął po pismo święte i poczytał sobie to może byś się odmienił .nie wiem idz do kościoła bo widac już dawno szatan jest w tobie człowieku ,nie lubisz kościoła to chociaż siedz cicho i nie obrażaj innych ludzi
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>>682960789
siema obsrańcu
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>>682960708
>>682960789
English or GTFO
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>>682942695
>Definition of lolicon
>animé

I shouldn't be this angry.
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>>682960927
yo, polbro
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>>682933362
So like always?
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>>682961126
Precisly, my dear friend

Hitler was right
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Hahah, great pic
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>>682956666
hello satan
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>>682933362
I'm going to take my girlfriend over to my friends house and were going to drink beers and listen to mumford and sons
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>>682962928
sounds good
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>>682963144
Thanx bruh <3
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>>682963862
got ya fam
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>>682964188
Lol thread is kill, let's go back to posting like degenerates
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Someone come do a snap chat face swap with me lol
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>>682964361
welcome to /b/
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