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Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
https://youtu.be/bsgEPtrpfps
>>682924321
claimed!! in madomu thread!
>>682923637
>>682923763
Minatsuki Takami is claimed
claimed
Gotta love the internet. Just grab your dick and double click
>>682924360
J.U.R.I! I think H.A.N.A.K.O. is going to make it! An oil can, you said?
Rory claimed
>>682924556
Ill grab your dick <3
>>682924428
>only 30 minutes left of pointless madoka posting
Are westerns allowed?
>>682924556
how was the fap?
>>682924558
Death senpai!
Can I.. Have a hug?
>>682924604
yes!!! then i get to see homu again!!!
>even though she's been in almost every madoka pic lol
>>682924616
I have competition.
>>682924599
>checked
That's pretty gay bro
>>682924653
I haven't started yet, I'll report back when I'm done
>>682924763
Psh, what competition could you have?
>Perfect face
>Perfect body
>Perfect personality
>Perfect waifu
<3
>>682924763
with who???
>>682924763
Do tell us more, where, what, why?
>>682924715
Now that I think about it... I could paste a chibi Homura 'logo' into every Madoka pic, that would work too.
>>682924790
Close your eyes, you wouldn't have to know~ <3
the only good one
>>682924763
And not just in this field.
>>682924556
For porn, porn pooooooorn!
>>682924670
Sure, you can have a hug.
>goes in for a hug, dropping the axe to not try and kill froggo
>>682924908
you just got a lot more homu pics lol
>is kyubey's paw coming out of his ear?!?!
>>682924790
holy shit nobody wants to know about your fap you faggot
>>682924321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>682925061
Ahhh!
>Hops forward and hugs death senpai tightly, knocking her over
<3
>>682925064
He has that weird thing coming out of his ears, not sure if you can call it paws but he can use them like that.
sup
>>682924463
>Fucking beautiful tiddies
>>682924558
She will, H.A.N.A.K.O is strong.
>But we must tend to her emotional circuitry, she needs a certain.. stimulation~ to get all of her new parts working correctly, of course. Maybe a sudden shock in between the two walking bipedal parts, should be a perfect place to restart her system. R.O.R.Y, the oil if you please!
>>682925229
ohhhh!!! okay, that weirded me out for a second!!
>>682925308
<3
>>682925245
hey kirino! how are you?
>>682924846
<3
>>682924908
Titties.
>>682925060
?
>>682924321
-SYSTEM REBOOTED-
H.A.N.A.K.O. unit is ready for deployment.
>>682925308
WAIT A MINUTE THE UNIT DOESN'T NEED OIL THERE!
>>682925594
Almost forgot!
You're just a big ol' sweetheart <3
>>682925308
Okay!
>Struggles to reach her axe through the tangle with Froggo, managing to snag and hurl it at a nearby shelf with an oil can.
>Axe hits the shelf, knocking the oil can, which rolls towards J.U.R.I.
>hugs Froggo, slowly getting back to her feet
Whew... I'm a bit out of practice.
>>682925308
I hope that's you Im yelling at on Telegram.
>Tsuyu
>>682925817
Kektus
>>682925594
Uhuhuhu!
Nothing~ Pay no mind.
>>682925806
Death senpai you're so strong!
>Giggles as she holds onto you, legs wrapped around your waist as you stand up
>>682925594
Oh right... I thought JTTF was lacking members tho.
>>682925245
Howdy.
MODS MODS MODS
BAN THE AVATAR FAGGOTS
MODS MODS MODS
Ema Yasuhara-san
>>682926095
Come at me.
>>682925928
I just yelled frog fucker at someone named juri with a picture of a frog so
>Tsuyu
Hello, I'm here a bit earlier today.
Kyouko claimed.
>>682926071
what is jttf
>>682926298
Ayy! Did you sleep well? Anything going on?
>>682925687
<3
>>682925928
I'm confused.
>>682925308
>Fucking beautiful tiddies
;-;
>>682926071
We are.
>>682926474
Speeeaaaaak
I can't understand just hearts
>>682925468
not bad
what about yourself?
>>682926071
yo
>>682926095
ok
>>682926474
Hey Galko, been busy lately? Nice to see you again
>>682925806
Don't mingle too long with the froggo, she's been around the block y'know~
>Excellent work, as always R.O.R.Y. A bit eccentric, but I'd have no better assistant at my side then you. Now, onto this H.A.N.A.K.O unit~
>>682925630
Ah, so good to see you open those eyes! Don't squirm or resist, this must be done.. or would you rather I do it manually?
>
>>682926429
I did, and I woke up when the delivery guy came with my new headset and now I'm gonna play some overwatch.
Good way to start the day.
>>682926926
So he actually cared to deliver them this time, have fun!
>>682926855
Maybe you think so, but showing some leg isn't a bad thing.
Besides that's rude, can't you see that I am clearly trying to get to know senpai? Dont ruin my chances.
>>682926474
Hello Galko. I'm not doing anything naughty, I promise.
>Yours are best
>You know I'm a L E G S and A S S kinda faggot
>>682926855
>Manual maintenance
>way2lewd
WHY IS AN INTELLIGENCE UNIT IN CHARGE OF MY MAINTENANCE?!
>>682926157
Interesting, I will be telling the mods about this
>>682926632
Get ready for the hammer
>>682926576
You are a cutie.
>>682926632
Hey there Kirino. I'm alright, not too busy. How have you been?
>>682927125
Hey Juri.
>I know
>>682926014
Im strong because of my axe, it gives me the power of my god!
>Starts to walk back over to grab the axe
Don't hold on too tight or I won't be able to move real well!
>>682926855
No harm in the froggo, I do intend to be the God of Love.
>>682927204
Don't struggle. Intelligence units may be the best for maintenance purposes, they know things.
check em
>>682927737
singles checked
>>682927737
You suck.
>>682926632
i've been okay!! it's friday right???
what'chu been up to? anything exciting?
check em
>>682927893
>>682926632
Keepsake Industrial Rebuker Inducing Negative Options (K.I.R.I.N.O) unit detected.
Greetings.
>>682927646
Yes, they know things.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY KNOW WAY TOO MUCH.
>>682927786
Hey, are you doing alright?
>>682927204
Because, we have a special bond together. Possibly due to the fact that I am an Intelligence unit, I am the only one qualified to handle you and your delecate yet highly complex circuitry and emotions.
>>682927237
This girl is annoying to fight against
>But got DAMN she thick as hell
>>682928018
Well, there is one thing you've gotten wrong. The H.A.N.A.K.O unit's thoughts aren't complex - in fact, they could be quite as simple as DO NOT PUT THAT SCREWDRIVER WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING.
>>682927615
Love you!
>>682928018
<3
>>682927933
Ayy Homura! Just stopping by to say it's my birthday. Heading somewhere far.
Also claimed.
>>682928604
HAPPY BDAY!!!! I hope you have a great time and come back with fun stories or something.
Oh man , again avatar fagoting. Just wait for boats waifus owners and kys all
>>682928866
What are you doing, you aren't even Syndra
>>682928771
Thank you very much comrade!!!! I'll be back later today. Take care!
>>682929024
probably is Syndra
>>682928604
Happy Birthday!
>>682928406
It's true!
>>682929184
Thank you! Thank you friend!
>>682929024
Who? Fucking weebs
>>682929141
Not me.
But you should still kill yourself
>>682929431
As you can see, this is the Basic Attack Incursion Tech unit, otherwise known as B.A.I.T. The purpose of this weapon is unknown to all but the owner themselves. While in large supply, this weapon is actually very easy to dodge.
If you're smart enough.
>>682929184
It really is!
>claiming yume
claimed sneke
>>682929613
Thanks will do
>>682927325
ok
>>682927615
Been fine, just lurking around the thread an listening to music. Good that you are alright dude.
>>682927893
>exciting
Heh, nope. Just relaxing, doing absolutely nothing. What about yourself?
>>682927919
>Inducing Negative Opions
wew okay
Hey there. You alright?
>>682929790
And this faggot again
>>682929902
Fuck off lurker.
I had a good wank
>>682929970
why did it take you like a hour
>>682929970
How good was it?
>>682929790
Yume! Oh, thank the heavens! The most terrible thing has happened, and I need your help!
J.U.R.I and R.O.R.Y are in charge of my maintenance!
BROTHERS IM BACK!
How's everyone doing?
Bestt Ass Goddess Claimed
>>682929970
Really glad you did!
Not too long but not too short?
>>682924403
>>682929902
>>682928378
Aha~ but I have to make sure your new parts are screwed in tightly and well lubricated. You can trust me, I'm only looking out for my dear companion.
>>682929970
Akiko why.
>>682930213
>>682929613
Just what you'd expect from someone with a League waifu..
>>682930281
oh no spooderman
>>682930112
Hello booty.
Woken by my doggos. Morning all!
>>682930112
Welcome back ms new booty
>>682930163
>screwed in
>well lubricated
-ERROR-
-MULTIPLE BLOWN FUSES FOUND-
-CORE PROCESSOR OVERLOADING-
-AGAIN-
-RELEASING EXCESS STEAM-
please kys all.
>>682930537
no you kys
>>682930347
Heyy my tittie friend!!
How thing going in your life?
>>682930463
Heyy Shino broo, my smug queen!
I miss you!
Welcome back and good morning!
How many doggos you got?
Best mage claimed late~
>>682930537
I tried! I almost died! :o
>>682930639
Miss you too ms. New booty!
I got 2 dogs. A dachshund and a chihuahua
>>682930463
Smugs.
>>682930639
Things are pretty boring.
>>682929613
Well, those Syndra wannabes must love to emulate you.
>>682930639
Not enough doggos. And they're all smarter than you :P
>>682930830
Half a party. Almost there.
>>682930886
>smugger
>>682930481
Hoho~ I've got some brand new spark plugs and circuit boards, I specifically crafted them with you in mind, with all my love for my companion.
>>682930481
I am authorized to arrange a maintenance session with proper engineers. However, it is likely that your systems will suffer more damage if these malfunctions are allowed to fester.
>>682930830
Hey megumin. Not really late. Half way in for sure
>>682930912
Hey Galky!
>>682930985
>smugger
How's it going my dude?
Fags, fags everywhere
>>682930082
Because it did?
>>682930083
It was good
>>682930213
Memes, of course
http://watchxxxfree.com/meme-lover-ella-hughes-danny-d/
>>682924321
i went to the waifu bord but they told me to get stuffed can someone tell me what do i do when my waifu starts patting my head?
>>682931255
Nice meme.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cca3e2d534d
>>682929869
Good to hear, thanks.
>>682931194
How are you?
>>682931255
Just good?
>>682931153
>>682931003
YES! I authorize that order, NOW! Get me proper engineers, AND GET ME OUTTA HERE BEFORE J.U.R.I. LUBRICATES MY INSIDES.
>>682930830
MAH BOI!! Good morning
>Its never too late to claim!
>>682930886
Hehe~
Two cute dogs I like that!
Im not a big fan of huge dogs such as labrador
>>682930912
Awww crap..Hope you'll find something to do!
Why don't you try to invade Britain?
>>682930985
HEY RORY THAT'S NOT REALLY NICE..!
I might be a little bit of an airhead but I bet you can't do this
>pic related
>>682931216
including you
>>682931255
ok, i won't question your dubs
>>682931438
>waifu bord
>bord
what
>>682931620
meant to >>682931263
>>682931194
>>682930985
Still missed most of the party
>>682931594
Good morning mah boi! How's your plan to make Quebec great again going?~
>>682931153
>>682931529
Tsk tsk, run along then. You'll end up back here, whether you want it or not~
>I submit to no higher authority
i tried that it just ended in shit
I love my waifu!
>>682931903
Your waifu is nigger.
>>682931194
Its going well. Trying to sleep and all.
>>682931594
Who needs a party trick?
I bet you can't hold my axe.
>>682931529
You... don't want help?
>>682927646
Woah all because of an axe..?
Thats insane! How heavy is it?
>Uses her tongue to snatch the handle of the axe and tries pulling it towards you
And don't listen to Juri, death senpai she's mad because she can't have my legs.
>>682931194
>>682931594
But I'm only one person...
>>682932022
Bun.
>>682931502
Good.. you feeling okay?
>>682931594
I love dogs of all sizes. But being a skinny manlet, it's hard not to fall down when a German Shepherd tackles you from missing you
>>682931813
County this as a time to be early for the next party
>>682931953
Of you having trouble sleepin, try a.glass of warm water
>>682932022
Morning! And your boobs are blocking most of my vision. I can't see! Not that complaining but I can't see!
>>682931813
Pretty shitty id say..Ive tried to collect founds with kickstarter but dosen't seem to work...
Next option is to win the loto!
What do you think?~
>>682931953
This might be a party trick but im still creating water!
Ohhhh really? Give me just a sec and I'll hold it watch me~
>>682932207
I'll join the crusade if you find me a horse!
>>682932306
Hahaha yeah that's a good point!
He would crush you with love~
>>682929869
im only kidding <3
>>682932306
Oh fuck I put 2 periods
>>682932453
Its a she. She came looking for food and I felt guilty for the poor stray and fed her. Been with me for 2 weeks and cousin wanted her. Vet said she's 100%pure bred
>>682931864
>>682931953
Of course I need m-maintenance! I just want a certain degree of decency to it, that's all.
In fact, maintenance is just the worst! You get all sticky and unbearably warm, your programming matrix gets scrambled, and then you get this weird afterglow that comes after the last bolt gets screwed in, and then you get tired...
Wait, what was I on about?
>>682932306
Alright~
>>682932453
Have you thought of being the next leader of the PQ?~
>>682932002
Well, my axe does weigh a couple of tons, but if you can lift it, I guess...
>>682932306
Its not trouble sleeping. Just finished my day is all.
>>682932453
Go on, I insist...
>>682932659
You were saying how you needed maintenance.
>>682931438
Well meme'd friend, well meme'd
>>682931502
Just good.
>>682931903
Nice waifu, where she from?
>>682932638
I'm not really into miniature dogs but nice job getting some puppers bro. Got names for them yet?
>>682932845
There we go! Gotta stay optimistic
>>682932902
Keep forgetting that it's maybe 10 or midnight over there
>>682932936
Dachshund is lucy and the chihuahua is simba
Im drinking coffee and wearing white pants
Life is a tightrope
Kneesocks claimed
>>682932306
I'm alright, a little hungry though...
>>682932453
That won't be hard.
>>682932936
That sucks.
>>682932902
Ah, right. Here's the short version.
Normal maintenance: Decent
J.U.R.I maintenance: LEWD ALERT
>>682933186
>
You enjoy the beta of Overwatch? I'm loving it~!
Aeris.
>inb4 Aerith
Fuck you.
>>682933186
Well, what a coincidence, my pupper is named Lucy as well but she's a ginger colored british cocker
>pic related
Dachshunds are cool but don't they dig your entire yard up?
>>682933275
That's a dangerous game you're playing there friend
>>682933759
Is Overwatch f2p? Should I get it?
>Akiko
>>682932902
I'm tryin' here senpai, but I don't know if I can..
>Pulls harder with my tongue
>>682933399
It may not be a banana, but I really really really like this image
>>682930087
Oh my oh my
But I guess you will get the most perfect legs ever build and I don't think thats a bad thing
>>682932638
Ohh sry about that lol
Woahh you're really a nice guys props!
Do you think about giving her to your cousin?
>>682932845
Hmmm never thought about it!
Might try~
If I do will you vote for me?
>>682932902
Its soo easy I ain't even trying.. Find something harder semi-goddess
>Pic related
>>682933295
Allright that's your mission!
Come back with the horse my dear
Guys
I desire atrention
I must feed
>>682933941
>Not a banana
I don't know what to think about this
>>682934092
>>682933894
The beta is free, but the game will not be free when it comes out
>>682934066
Why wouldn't I vote for someone who will make Quebec great again?~
>>682934175
>>682933186
Nearly 1
>>682933399
She just wanted to lubricate...
>>682934066
That's not my axe. Size is all wrong and I still have it here.
>>682933894
Damn straight it is. I look like a low rent miami vice.
You could say that Im in a zone that is one of danger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAn3fSs8_A
>>682934092
(you) can have it
>>682934100
>I don't know what to think about this
What did he mean by this?
>>682934036
yume is an alien
>>682932659
You're experiencing confusion. The deterioration of your processor is accelerating.
The order has been approved. You can expect them to arrive at you location "within the hour."
Have a pleasant day, unit Hanako.
>>682934473
H.A.N.A.K.O unit running on low power.
Activating Sleep mode until your engineers can come pick me up.
Goodnight, fellow units.
>>682933275
Life is like a dick. It gets hard for no reason
>>682933295
Get some kolaches my friend. Or whatever you got in your place lol
>>682933759
Yes! But it disconnected me from time to time. Who's your fav hero? I love the reinhart, widowermaker, Tracer and genji
>>682933852
Sup no need for the salt
>>682933894
>British cocker
>not naming her lady
The only thing she digs up is her bed, my bed, or the couch to get comfortable
>>682934066
Yes because 3 dogs is way too much and my two current would get jealous
>>682934092
>licks cheek
>>682934334
Nevermind!
>>682934579
Night hanako
>>682934224
Yeah damn right mah boi!
So the only thing I have so say during interview is
"I WILL MAKE QUEBEC GREAT AGAIN!' and im good to go?~
>>682934334
Ohhh I see.. really sorry about that I guess it was from eBay.. I'll try something else!
>>682934427
no wonder hes so obsessed with legs
>>682934092
do (You) want a (You)?
>>682934427
Aye lmao
>>682932936
Full Metal Daemon Muramasa my good friend.
>>682934224
It says free until may 9. 3 more days and I'll be working on my game in that time. Looks like I gotta skip. Would it be worth buying later? I heard it was pretty much just tf2 but more hectic
>>682934337
Gotta love archer. I really should catch up on the show
>>682934427
Ayy lmao
>>682934649
Lady is my stepmom, I hate her
>>682934649
I love life on hard mode, its more interesting that way
Claimed
>>682932902
H.A.N.A.K.O would be juuust right if she let me work on her a little bit longer. The time will come soon, I suppose~
>>682933399
But H.A.N.A.K.O, I am your ONLY maintenance team member~
>You don't need anyone else outside of my capable hands.. and feet.
>>682934036
But of course Yume, I strive to bring out H.A.N.A.K.O's best features
>She will have legs and an ass that could KILL
>>682929790
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I will not allow you to claim Yume, I claimed her in a thread in 2015. I've been with her since she came to this world and I will not a delusional fuckwit like you pretend that you know her like I do. Yume will always love me, as I am her husband, and she is my wife. I will forgive your trespasses once. Once. Try to challenge that love again, and you will meet my blade.
>>682934337
<3
>>682934649
Well hello there <3
>>682934692
>Feeds on the (You)
Yummy
>>682934932
Why would you put garbage in a bed?
>>682934649
I realise what you meant now. Lady actually came up during the namegiving along with Poppy, Ria, and Doge
>Akiko
>>682934955
New season just started, its gonna be like vice!
Im so hyped for it, the show is arguably getting better!
>Kneesocks
