Prove you are white
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you are white
I'm white.
I know my dad and have a job
I DONT know my dad, but he was high ranking in Spetznas.
>fact BTW and it hurts a bit
>>682924025
no criminal record, I speak my proper Native Language in the country i live and will own my gun legally (hunting rifle).
>>682924307
Sound like a black Republican.
>>682924025
I don't listen to rap all the time and tend to blast it with speakers so that everyone else around me can suffer from ear bleeding.
>>682924025
casarole
>>682924273
Confirmed white
>>682924549
Ok then more evidence...
I live in europe, my family lives in the same house since 1604 (farmer) and my grands survived the 2nd WW (grands died on stomachcancer when my father was 19)
i prefer macdonalds
>>682924025
the guy on your picture is asian...
>>682924025
I eat a lot of fried chicken I drink grape and orange soda and I've din du nuffin fuck da pohlice man
I play basketball.
>>682924732
Alright.
When Europe, you are white.
People discount what I say, even though it's logical, because some people who look like me did some bad things in the past.
I have been homeless but still I am told that I had special privileges.
I'm not allowed to be racist, but I have to allow others to be racist against me.
I'm not in jail.
>>682924025
I like Enya.
>>682924899
When western europe or sweden you're a sandnigger
>>682924025
>SHIIIEEEEET
>>682924025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>682924025
why post a japanese animu character you weeb? Guess that proves you're white.
I have a job , i know my father and have blue eyes
>>682924025
i hate niggers
Thread says prove that ur white , has a pic of an Asian
>faggot confirmed
I don't have a bike anymore.
I get uncomfortable when my workmates put on songs that say nigger more than a couple of times. Also, when I dance I don't know what to do with my hands and try not to use my hips too much so I won't look gay.
>>682925176
>niggers don't know about dragonball z or naruto
>>682924899
>When Europe, you are white
Well and there youre wrong (depends on time and region)
Have nuffins against the refugees (no really I have heard some shit) but the great majority is unfortunly economic (as well as un-showered criminals)
consider renting the farm to a friend for some time and moving to iceland (thou it would hurt like a bitch because muh 400years tradition)
My father went for cigarettes and came back.
>>682925353
BITCH DAB
I bought my bicycle.
>>682925344
Check'd. Also did the eyebrow store have a BOGO goin on for them bitches or what?
I DINDU NUFFIN
>>682924025
Nobody taught me English, I taught myself.
I support Hillary Clinton, pic is me
I can swim and I think mayonnaise belongs on a cold cut sandwich.
>>682925677
Damn, everybody bought them same fuckin eyebrows
>>682925344
>>682924861
Actually he's an alien
My name isnt treyvon
>>682925975
I have a hyphenated middle name and the dash be silent.
>>682924025
I pay my bills on time and have left-leaning ideas, although I remain mostly conservative with my values. Like to see myself as having that old school core but just looking for better ways to improve the world, like the feeling you get after lubing up the receiver of a worn firearm that's been sitting in the rack for years. Tingley.
>>682925677
>Checked
Your dubs
>Rekt
Your own future
All in one post, hot damn.
i sell crack and i dont smoke it
>>682925363
thou there is hope (at least in my country)
the elections are happening now and now it seems that we have the chance for the green party(velkomið iceland) and the conservative (both shit but the conservatives are the better option now) + the population is fed up with the whole europe/merkel bullshit
I am a ashamed of the crusades and colonialism , and believe all cultures are morally equal.
Haven't been to jail.
im not haraset from coppes
>>682924025
I eat Miracle Whip and prefer it over mayonnaise.
I can post on here
>>682927128
I'm not but still, lessons learned.
I like My Little Pony, I vape, and I haven't showered in about a month now.
>>682927142
>Yet
Fucking niglet child, stay in school.
>>682924025
im there and understanding the jokes
>>682924025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>682924025
I have skin around the same shade as milk chocolate.
>>682925677
i dont see any timestamp or tits in this picture
>>682927253
Hey, you're back!
I'm a third gen American, for our family. Family were Vikings.
>>682924025
i legally own a firearm and i pay taxes
i dont receive welfare and im college educated
i live in a very safe neighborhood
i know who my father is
ive never been to jail
my bills are always paid and im never late
>>682927226
Not proof, there's plenty of gay niggers...
>>682927253
OOOOOHHH HERE SHE COMES
>>682927350
I'm not OP, rules don't apply
>>682924025
I have not bought a Playstation since the Playstation 2.
Have a small dick
>>682924025
I have a job
I have a stable relationship
I don't have an STD
I have never been arrested
I can't dance
I can't jump
I don't get drunk/high every weekend
I don't vote socialists
I know my Dad
My parents are married
I only have 1 sibling
I am under 25 and have no children
I am attractive
I have a degree
I have never stolen anything
I speak the Queen's, not some guttural dialect
I wear a shirt when I go outside
I wear a belt
I don't care about basketball
I don't like KFC
I have never owned a fire arm
My ancestors are smiling at me
I'm employed. Received a paycheck today. Paid my taxes on time. My car is paid for.
>>682927226
so you are this guy? not white
>>682926611
>>682927251
>stay in school.
Done with school, filthy ape.
>>682927350
ofc , she didnt really have the time to timestamp
>>682927410
Ok, I bleed a little bit when I poop, every-time I poop it's a complete nightmare to push out, and I haven't left my house in a few weeks now.
>>682927513
So you are a muslim? not white
>>682927596
You really are
i dont like chicken
>>682927596
>Hurr durr immmm so cool i cann buy a vpnnn.
>>682925953
does that make it any better
I think blackface makeup is funny.
>>682927596
Fucking hell man
>>682925677
Fuck off Hillary.
>>682927513
Further:
I have never received welfare/benefits
I am ineligible for many government grants and hand-outs
I pay my bills and taxes
I own my own property
I have a sufficiently large savings account
I own stocks
I have prevented crime
I have been promoted at work
>>682927657
European, not Muslim, but they are fast becoming the same thing.
>>682924025
i have a 1" dick
>>682924025
Niggers... there I'm white
I got a job with average qualifications because my name was pronounceable
>>682924880
>>682924025
This is my skin.
>>682924932
confirmed male, not necessarily white
My favourite radiohead song is reckoner.
>>682927754
>European in 2016
Muslim.
>>682926636
I wanna see that pussy though
>>682927657
Also:
>I don't have an STD
>I don't vote socialists
>I am attractive
>I speak the Queen's, not some guttural dialect
>I have never owned a fire arm
And you think that's a Muslim?
>>682927754
You're just an albino nigger
>>682924977
unfortunately many of you nggnaggs aren't currently in jail
>>682927962
Yes, a 2016 UK Muslim.
My favorite song isn't rap related
Iam from the dutch and iam a small guy
>>682927564
Oh how generous of your master to allow you an lesser-education. Be good to master and master will be good to you. True success story right here folks. Don't muck it up with fantasies of freedom and the like, boy.
>>682927943
HURR DURR hence why I said that
Just wait for the ultra nationalists to rise up. Europe makes Trump look like a bitch when it actually tries to be authoritarian. Hitler 2 all up in here.
>>682928049
>Lets make /b/ great again!
>>682928049
backstory?
>>682928049
shitposting 101
>>682928049
>>682928049
You're going to need bigger bait.
Didn't have to get a student loan
>>682928160
The party van called.
>>682928049
I told you yesterday,/b/ was never great, but it was better.
>>682928160
Finger painting?
>>682924025
I live in Europe
>>682928049
Whats the point of saying you're a mod, when you're obviously not?
>>682928256
so you have sand niggers
>>682928049
cia is coming
>>682928314
Fuck off with ur Nudism
>>682924025
>>682928314
Amen
Women have said my dick is big
I love KFC
I dropped out of high school
I've gotten in trouble with the cops many times
I've smoked a lot of weed
I'm still white though
>>682928314
partyvan on its way
>>682924025
Its starting to get hot outside. Let me grab my sandals.
>>682928256
If anything, that works against you.
>>682928391
No, no, you fuck off
Help me, I am so bored
>>682926636
oh shit
>>682928510
looks yellow you fucking gook
>>682928314
>prove ure white
lets weak i was stopped by the cops and at the end he said have a good night sir
I out 10% of my income in a 401k and 5% in my retirement fund
>>682928510
I can't believe you would disfigure yourself like that.
>>682928674
its just pen ink, relax ?!
>>682928615
rip thread
>>682928615
you tell him
>>682928824
It's a joke, you relax
>>682924025
I hate niggers oh wait everyone hates niggers even niggers
>>682925363
One does not simply aquire an Icelandic citizenship.
>>682925677
That just proves you aren't human
>>682928970
I'm just autistic and dont understand jokes, relax
>>682928850
No they just trash the post, and ban him. Then he unbans himself and posts again.
ive never smoked weed or done any sort of drugs
also never drank until i turned 21
>>682926873
Definitely white
>>682924025
I don't have a job
>but I'm looking for one
>>682924025
I face workplace discrimination (women, disabled, gender x, non Caucasian etc) people are promoted over me.
Despite being overqualified for a position a person just because of their gender or background and not merit can get the position. Purely so the organisation can claim its an equal opportunity employer. If i try to point this out I would be labeled a racist, sexist and scheduled harassment and diversity seminar.
>>682929121
If I relax anymore, I'll fall asleap
>>682924025
More than 10 generations European. No niggers allowed in my family. It's not like we want them anyways.
I get sunburn inside
>>682924025
Ich bin ein stolzer Deutscher Staatsbürger (Muttersprache: Russisch), der Schwarze verabscheut. - Siehe diese Sandniggers die sich hier auf unserem Land frei herum bewegen können und sich durchschnorren.
Beweis genug?
i am white man
>>682929254
go visit a doctor, and dnt relax so hard.
>>682927513
Not owning a firearm makes you a cuck
I have a job. I know my father and contribute to society in a good manner.
>tfw not white
Whoops.
>>682929303
she's warmer, now
>>682929303
fbi stop
>>682927477
You're (apparently) a woman
Rules always apply
>>682929292
Пиздец ты удод.
>>682929341
If you can't relax hard, what's the point of relaxing?
>>682929597
moar
>>682929435
Thats a nice smooth glossy looking cock you got there anon
>>682924025
My last 3 bicycles have been purchased using the money I earned from my job.
>>682929594
I don't know how to relax,but some other people can do it
>>682929597
those huge tits give me wood
>>682929597
Jared Fogel is using his computer time in the prison library
>>682929669
Being arab is convenient. I blend in with nigras and crackers. Y'all know nothing about that dere desert life.
>>682929871
MOOOOOODS!!!!
>>682924273
Кул стори , /б/ро.
I'm a virgin.
I rarely ever go out.
I can't dance, and refuse to try.
I don't have any friends.
I have a cat.
I don't listen to music.
I don't have a religion.
Everyday I wonder if this is the day I'll end it.
I'm glued to my computer the whole day.
Jobless, school dropout.
If I'm not financially taken care of, I will starve.
At least I poo in the loo.
White enough for you?
>>682929942
the mods are here, go back out to the playground
>>682929871
>posting the same picture
goddamn mod
>>682930044
how else would you know it's the same fag?
>>682929871
How many are you gonna fucking post?!
ATTENTION FBI: THIS WAS NOT A REQUEST, AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SAVING, AND/OR UPLOADING ANY PICTURES OF A SIMILAR FASHION.
>>682925341
No one? This on got a kek out of me at least.
>>682924596
Post entire webm you cock sucker
>>682930124
mod always uses this 20160505_110018.png
I'm a though guy on the internet, a pussy irl
>>682930191
how many do you want to see?
>>682930109
Then ban me! I bet you can't.
Fool!
>>682930222
Checked
>>682930191
So gay
>>682924025
I hate looking at Jungle booty or whatever disgusting poo shade these animals are. I hate frizzy hair, and can't stand the sound of their deep voice.
I absolutely hate looking at people with negroid features and can't stand their disgusting smell or rancid as shit skin texture.
>>682924025
I know who this is
>>682930246
Idc
>>682924025
I am aso fucking white.... I go to a only white university!!! We HATE GAYS AND ALL THAT IS NOT THE LORD. Being with us is the perfect life. AMEN to Bill Armstrong my university President for properly telling the nation our position. FUCK DHE for saying its wrong. fuck westword publisher for questioning our motives.
>Based on the mission of CCU, its standards and uniqueness as a living and learning environment that honors Jesus Christ, the university recognizes that some students may struggle with their gender identity and wish to explore living as a particular gender other than the one that they were biologically created as. When a student is cooperative and willing to explore these feelings in an appropriate setting and not act out the feelings, the university will allow them to continue being a part of the CCU community if they are pursuing counseling and a mentoring relationship that will help them discuss appropriately who God made them to be. In this process, however, the university will uphold a view that we are "fearfully and wonderfully made" in the uniqueness and image of God and therefore strategically and purposefully made as the biological gender we were born as. Because of this belief, the university will not allow a student of a particular gender to dress and act differently than the biological one that God crated them to be. When a student decides to identify as a gender other than their biological one, it is in their, and the university's, best interest for them to leave the university community. It is also in the best interest of the university and the student for them to separate themselves from the CCU community if she or he pursues a medical course of action to physically change their biological gender to that of another sex.
>>682925439
Jesus Christ those guys look gay
>>682930230
not if it's a different pic
>>682930323
This is not CP
>>682930323
Why Post Ugly cp
>>682924025
i'm in this thread and not gang banging your sister
>>682930323
Blablablabla you can't do shit!
You are no mod. You are a faggot
>>682924025
I'm voting for Trump
Only if you'll teach me how to dance
I'm from argentina
>>682930441
Confirmed Mexican
>>682930441
well, that's 2 of us
My favorite type of grape is not gangrape
>>682930436
>Blablablabla
what's that baby talk you're spewing?
my brain is developed
>>682930632
Nice Troll 7/10
Class
This thread is done. Im moving on to the next one
>>682930632
samefig pls
>>682930498
Fuck off I'm not a smelly beaner wetback.
>>682930974
don't let your ass be hit by the door
>>682930770
Kek
>>682929502
i second this
>>682927477
tits or gtfo
I can read
>>682931265
Fuck, I was off by one
>>682931400
Checked
>>682931265
so close
i play baseball
>>682924025
I haven't had niggers in my family since we all left Africa
I like to watch golf, there used to be a nig nog who was pretty good, his name was leopard or something.
I have never been shot by a police officer.
>>682924025
>Prove you are white
I graduated from high school and got accepted into a private university - not a state school or community college - based on my GPA and test scores, not affirmative action. Probably the whitest thing I've ever done. Also, the only drug I use is caffeine.
what happened to the mod?
>>682924025
HEY CRACKA ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST WANTED TO JUMP IN AND SAY YOU ARE THE WHITEST OF WHITE, MOST CRACKA-ASS CRACKA, MAYONNAISE-ON-SNOW-ON-BLEACHED-MOTHERFUCKIN-LINEN WHITE, AND YOU ARE DAMN GOOD AT IT TOO. NOW GET OUT THERE AND HAVE THE MOST WHITEY DAY YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE WHITE ENOUGH, AND GOSH DARNIT, PEOPLE LIKE YOU, BUDDY!
I have money
>>682924025
I have a small pipi.
>>682924025
My white ass
>>682932036
move along now, or I'll CAP your ass
>>682932202
you stupid fuck thats all caps guy leave him the fuck alone
anyone got that t-swift nazi poster?
>>682932202
HEY ANON GOOD ONE LISTEN ALL CAPS GUY HERE AND DONT WORRY BRO I THINK YOU ROCK TOO, SO GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A KICKASS DAY!
>>682932371
you fuck around, and I'll CAP your ass too.
Jobs are easy to find
>>682924025
Black people say I smell like wet cardboard.
I can offord the cigarettes I smoke
>>682932504
THANK you, (sometime CAPS guy)
4656 http://www.anyfiles.org/2zQA
>>682930222
Thanks anon, it's true too
>>682932720
thats a weird ass bunny
>>682924025
I never stole any bike
>>682925677
Sinth!
>>682932788
lmao please no body download this bullshit i tried it out and if i didnt have process explorer it would have destroyed my computer
>>682932720
funny bunny
>>682925677
that's not you, it's shrillary
I ask the police for directions. every time. every country.
Bad high five, do over?
I ran with my hands behind my back because I thought it made me run faster
>>682924025
I'm at work.
>>682924025
close to my dad,
two Masters.
Play classical piano & jazz.
married a beautiful Taiwanese.
Catholic.
Speak 4 languages. English, Chinese, Spanish & German.
had a chocolate labrador retriever for a pet
owned a red rider bb gun & a commodore 64...
Ducati, Yamaha, Triumph connoisseur,
Team Iron Man.
Have 3 packaged The Maxx action figures, never opened - & the number 1 comic book.
Micheal Keaton batman is best batman.
over compensation.
>>682924025
I can play the violin
>>682932176
timestamp
>>682933012
I'm the girl next to her
>>682924025
I make 6 figures
Speak 3 languages.
Dick not mutilate.
Job.
IDH country: 0.9
I know my dad, and I have to pay a shot load to go to school because my family is middle class.
i've never been in a KFC
I'm 22 years old and my mother packs me a lunch every day.
>>682929194
You betcha
I'm intelligent
>>682929020
just going to apply for refuge....
I will probably need it
>>682924025
I play games on steam
>>682924025
I finished school.
8959 https://www.dropbox.com/s/ls05et7h6mfbfk2/130.zip?dl=1
>>682924025
I have a shitty job which I hate
My father has unreasonably high expectations of me, and smokes cigars.
>>682924025
Every time I say something I get called racist
I'm over 18 and have yet to rape anybody.
