1.Franny Flatchest - What she lacks in tits, she makes up for in... poorly written Harry Potter erotic fanfiction.
2. Disco Diane - With a wardrobe straight from the 70's, get ready to dance the night away with Disco Diane- just remember to have her home by 9 so she can apply medicated balm to her dog's hemorrhoids.
3. Svedka - Svedka good Russian girl. Svedka strong like moose. Svedka like to lift you up.
4. Heather Homebody - You won't catch Heather out on the town. You'll be more likely to see her laying on her recliner covered in corgis binge-blogging about how dogs need feminism too. Bonus: she makes all of her own clothing from locally-sourced material manufactured specifically by women.
567. Bertha - After a brief stint in semi-pro football, Bertha retired early so she could focus on her self- proclaimed "foodie" career. Don't be fooled guys, those aren't Christmas hams coming off of her shoulders.
8. Overly Attached Tiffany - Is she a meme or real life? We'll let you decide. You'll catch her regularly trying to crack your Facebook password so she can read every message you've ever sent to another girl. Be careful if she ever asks you, "so what was your first pet's name?" and "what was your favorite restaurant in college?"
9. T-bone Terri - Despite growing up as Tony, Terri decided to embrace her feminine penis and take it to the next level. You'll find Terri making a stink about what bathroom she's allowed to use and claiming every non-compliment you have about her is a direct attack to her gender identity.
0. Birthday Boy Lou - Don't let that innocent face fool you, Lou has a birthday gift for you and it's in the shape of his penis. What is it you ask? A strap-on replica of his own penis that he wants you to fuck him with. Naughty Lou.