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Things you found on Tinder
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Not tinder but more disturbing, last one 404...
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>>682923648
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>>682923653

>big on family and faith
>single mom
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>>682923734
disgusting
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>>682923734
>hates shaving = hate life
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Sporty...
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>>682923948
more like porky
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Them biceps
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>>682923971
>>682923860
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Fat
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Let's see all of YOUR Tinder profiles. I bet you wouldn't be so judgemental then. Fucking cowards.
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Just no...
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>>682924093
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>>682924156
She's cute tho
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>>682924093

show profile
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>>682924055
>I am a friendly bean
She doesnt look mexican, tbh.
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>>682924176
Implying that someone is actually retarded enough to post their Tinder profile here....
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>>682923480
Because its not the face you fuck but the fuck you gotta face
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>>682924446
They're too cowardly
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>>682924404
>>682924375
Every day I think I can't believe this is real. The world is somehow getting more retarded by the day. We have failed you Darwin.
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>>682924375
aspiring whale breeder
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>>682923648
>>682923680
Amanda
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>>682924513
post yours bitch boii
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>>682924335
no
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>>682924404
this is why i gave up with this shit
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>>682924513
There is a difference between courage and stupidity....Post your profile...ah you dont judge...
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>>682924404
>this time, cock size matters
Why this time? What time?
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>>682924707
Oh shit whaddup
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Saw this when scrolling in bed this morning
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>>682924707
>>682924661
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!
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>>682924779
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And this one, that actually made me spit my water
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I'm sad I lost my old screenshots. I had these for days :(
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>>682924375
That's really sweet that she's trying to familiarize herself with he whale comrades.
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>>682924940
I'd tap that
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>>682924619
>>682924678
Post your Tinder or other type of profile. Or else you're cowards.
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>>682924960
She's cute tbh
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>>682923480
Shut the fuck up
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>>682924960
Basic as fuck
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>>682924707
lol i read it quick and thought it said 'eyette'
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>>682925105
Gross
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>>682924513
You first nigger
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>>682924901

aren't all british girls kinda wonky and inbred looking though?
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>>682925014
Shut the fuck up newfag go back to plebbit holy shit dude
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>>682923648
>>682923680

Got any pics on her?
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>>682924007
kek
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>>682924779
Oh hey thats pretty cool
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>>682925179
Yeah but they're not supposed to look like a fucking sandal
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>>682925198
Coward detected
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What do I win? Brb, gonna trawl for some more.
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>>682925159
After you, coward
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....my girlfriend of 2+ years
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>>682925246
I bet she would do anything in bed
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>>682923971
Who the fuck dislikes beers in the sun?
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>>682925356

Bae for life right here.
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>>682925359
congrats man
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>>682924055
>hookah
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Paranoid of the day I enter this thread for my faggy tinder account which I forgot the password for and is still lurking
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>>682925356
edgy
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>>682925356
wtaf

would still fuck tho
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>>682923480
but op pic she ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
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>>682925299
>>682925352
Coward calling everyone a coward, how about you just go back to tumbler cunt.
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Lil Sassy Cassee
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>>682925562
>tumbler
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>>682924375
You know... Unless you want to be staring at dead marine animals and semen all day in a lab, you have to be much more fit than she is. And be capable of diving under water, not stuck floating on the surface like a bloated corpse.
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>>682925583
chick with chicks
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>>682925622
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>>682925622
I'D hit it just for the lols
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>>682925226
> mfw 5'4" but muscly
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>>682925735
She'd be laughing at you
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>>682925583
That balut is a little overcooked imho
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>>682924999
checkem
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>>682923480
I got all ya'll beat
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>>682924940
Spooky
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>>682925825
Hello fellow Pinoy ;)
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>>682923734
>wonders why she's single
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>>682925910
WHAT THE FUCK BURN
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>>682925701
Rest of bio.
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>>682924156
awww she looks like my niece.
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>>682925866
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>>682925960
More pics
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>>682924156
She's pretty cute
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>>682925583
would message
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>>682925910
Ah man just shave it and get a wig, other than that she aint bad looking
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>>682925347
id fucc the shit out of this bitch god damn
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>>682924768
"Kind of a size queen" Sign me up. I fucking love fisting
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>>682923480
fuck id beat the shit out of that
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>>682925775
that looks shopped
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>>682926081
You are right....why the fuck didn't she do that i dont know....
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>>682926044
Here you go
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>>682926090
Faggot
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>>682924960
Her face looks like the end of a loaf of bread.
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>>682923860

lol gross he super liked that
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>>682926090
>id fucc the shit out of this dude
>god damn

Fix'd that for you
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>>682924901
Hey cutie why the long face
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don't let this threat die
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>>682926322
My queen
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>>682924707
>look who wants to see daddy :)
>I'm NOT that grown ass niggas daddy bitch fuck outta here that frog looking ass nigga better find his real dad his own damn self stop texting my phone witcha ugly ass kid bitch
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>>682923480
Cause you like to suck dick
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>>682925226
Leaving in a month?! Go pound that ass dude
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>>682925583
>enjoy eating and sleeping
10/10
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>>682926322
Fuck man which way do iswipe for yes!
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>>682926322
i would get down with her for anal
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>>682925347
Damn im everything she wants. And she is everything i want. Why cant i find someone is aus like this
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>>682926394
oh shit waddup
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>>682923734
i threw up in my mouth a little
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>>682924375
She has a step up in marine biology, she can just study herself.
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>>682923860
not the donuts on her ears
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>>682925622
>>682925701
I've always wanted to fuck a midget. Sadly, I've never met a midget to even try
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>>682926245
Another
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>>682924768
I wonder what her pussy looks like
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>>682923971
how the fuck do u dislike traveling and chiling with mates?
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>>682926471
He
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Not bad...except for one small detail...
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>>682923971
>not liking chilling
>not liking beers in the sun
>not liking banter

What the fuck.
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>>682923734
I'm matched with her too. Was thinking about fucking her just for a laff....
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>>682926635
big ears
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>>682926633
agreed
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>>682926559
Lol, she sounds like fun
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>>682924901
She seems nice
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>>682926269
She's the living embodiment of Powered Toast Man.
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>>682924228
>stop messaging me
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>>682923734
>soo provokative
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>>682924901
Easter Island anyone?
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>>682926635
holy shit that guy has a girl and he's still on tinder. madman
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>>682926608
Ahhh yeah
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>>682926471
there's heaps of trannies in aus
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>>682923633
Wat the fuck>>682923648
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>>682924375
>Insert whale joke here
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>>682924940
18 yo my ass!!!
Im 23 and could seem his son
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>>682926791
Challenge accepted
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would it be more fun to make a fake male model tinder or a fake female tinder in niqab/burqa?
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>>682925583
Wife material
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>>682925583
id givit ago m9
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>>682923860
Wearing a "kill all men" tag on tinder? Pretty sure she's looking for poon not peen
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>>682925356
oh so edgy it cut me
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>>682926608

Killing the pick up game.
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>>682926111
>ugly face detected
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>>682926791
Fair enough
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>>682925866
what kind of a dude is that
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>>682926791
>protip: she is a competitive eater and the amount of cheeseburgers you have to eat will literally kill you
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>>682927030
19...yeah of course
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>>682926997
Thats it
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>>682924779
Sign me the fuck up
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The fucking beast is so hyped up on hormone pills it forgot how to speak
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>>682924571
Bullshit, that's Emma Stone.
Oh...she's not a real profile
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anyone got some tinder hook up storys?
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>>682927030
He's gay tho
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>>682925866
That's literally right next to me. 586 or 248?
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>>682925910
>balder
my zozzle nozzle
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>>682926791
come lets do this shit
and lose pays
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>>682926103
kek'd hard
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>>682927030
>>682926997
>>682926889
>>682926791
>>682926608
>mfw i live in an area where chicks use tinder like a dating app instead of a hookup app
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>>682924779
Now that's a cool girl, what a laugh! Haha
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>>682926889

my kinda girl
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>>682925910
She is pretty. Some women have bad luck with hair.
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>>682924375
roger?
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>>682926321
Underrated post
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>>682927666
>asian fatish
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>>682926559
>via 9gag
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>>682927698
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>>682924999
Trips have spoken
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>>682924404
Tigers supporters...
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>>682926997

fml this never happens to me

its always "date me, marry me, then maybe yo u can fuck me"

get fucked you filthy whore i wont take leftovers
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>>682925105
Them toofs
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>>682925758
>5`4
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>>682927030
Kek
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>>682925442
Agreed
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>>682928034
I swiped left...
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>>682925915
kek
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>>682927666

This is subpar Asian right here.

Yuck.

Yuck.

Now, were we talking about a cute Japanese girl, like say, the girl on the left...

Then we'd be talking.
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>>682925910
>Balderskolan
>Balder-skolan
>Bald-erskolan
>Bald
>kek
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>>682928204
the one in the middle is cutter imo
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>>682923860
I went to Latrobe :(. Not surprised
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>>682928308

Really? The one in the middle has a fatter, less interesting face I think.

To each their own though.
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>>682925441
>21
bitch looks 40
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>>682927514
>Romanian
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>>682928204
one on the right needs to work on her skin bleaching routine....
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>>682928389
exactly mate, we each have our own tastes and opinions, and there's nothing wrong with that
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>>682926608
Theres no fucking way any chick would say that shit.
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>>682926282
I think she super liked me. Anyway sometimes I superlike bitches I hate just so they match me.
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>>682928496

And her teeth, lol.

>>682928504

x2.
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>>682925347
>gamer girl
>isnt actually a girl
I knew they didnt exist
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>>682923648

Isn't that like catching flies with a can of Raid?
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>>682925634

> I love Tesco

Isn't that a grocery store in the UK? Why the fuck would you put that on your Tinder?
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>>682923833
Yes, that was the joke..
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>>682923948

yeah, like "plays softball" sporty, i get it
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>>682926682
You got one fucked up sense of humour my man.
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>>682925910

dafuq
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>>682925960

i.....i want to cuddle...
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>>682928141

small dick huh?
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Be this guy. Get thousands of likes a day. Still can't make a move. :(
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>>682926585

ok i changed my mind, i don't want to cuddle
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>>682928204
the one to the left is gonna get her chow mien eaten if ya know what i mean.
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>>682926471
You want to date a man pretending to be a woman?
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>>682925758
Tfw same height but just lost 30 pounds and need to lose more. Might as well kill myself with tacos.
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>>682928610
But you'd still fuck it, right? I would because he looks exactly like a woman I'd enjoy fucking, and if he didn't straight up come out and say it, I'd have no idea.
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>>682923971
She can't handle the bants.
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>>682927030

i love the profiles set up by ex boyfriends to fuck up their ex girlfriends lives
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>>682928922
I still do, a massive flesh light like that might be nice to hold next to you while you sleep, kinda like having a pillow to cuddle
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>>682923971
>like dags

Who the fuck likes shit caught in hair/fur to the point it needs to be cut out?
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>>682927353

i think you found 2016's Max Headroom
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>>682929098
I agree entirely.
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>>682928890
Fuck him right in the pussy
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>>682928934

Her pussy eaten out? Chow Mien is Chinese, she's Japanese lol
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>>682925915
kek
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>>682927246
Challenge accepted and i will still win.
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>>682928867
Medium size according to some charts, still manage
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>>682928656
>works at tesco

Yeah, groceries, electronics, all sorts of stuff.
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Ignore the broken iphone screen, but found this a while ago. Never sent her anything tho
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>>682925976
That looks like my face 15 hours into a massive robotrip..
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>>682923648
I kinda feel bad for them
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>>682926546
Type that phone number into facebook and you get a guy named Tom Connell.
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>>682925347
i'd let her fuck my ass and mouth with her feminine penis.
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>>682923948
What sport? Competitive eating?
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>>682929330
Me too, however who the fuck am i to repair what society has broken, who knows maybe a few years later you will find her on Efukt
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>>682925583
> the asian for any ocasion
kek
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>>682925910
She is from BALDerskolan....get it?
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>>682924055
I love these hipster fucks that go to middle eastern restaurants to smoke hookah while the owners are thinking in their head of 50 different ways to behead them.
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>>682926791
If I can't does that mean I have to suck her dick?
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>>682926676
Perfect.
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>>682927666
O Ho Satan
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>>682924156
She'd look good if she lost some weight. Not bad/10
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>>682924228
Ahaha
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>>682929629
Got it
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>>682927879
Where were all these cool ass chicks when I was single?
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>>682928934
Fuck yeah, get that curry son
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>>682929718
If.....
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>>682926682
>>682928708

Fuck her anon.

FUDDA GOOF
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>>682925622
She was stripping in my home town about a month ago.
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>>682927353
zoz
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This majestic creature.
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>>682929186
If history tells me anything, I'd be choosing her
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>>682929130
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>>682929259
If she can't afford a vibrator I feel like she's going to provide you with a condom she poked holes in.
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>>682929760

I'm wary when the pic only shows from the chin up.
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9999 get
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>>682929886
I think it is lesbian
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>>682923653
>big on family and faith,

My guess is that´s not the only places she´s big.
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>>682925347

Actually fooled me for a sec would bang/10
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Y'know where my dick's been.
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>>682924375
Don't marine biologists have to be in shape? She should just be a veterinarian. They don't have to move that much.
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>>682924055
>biceps
Those aren't biceps, those are the wads of fat covering her biceps.
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>>682924901
wats wrong with this girl? shes cute...im i missing something?
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Leader at benefits inc.
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Here's a snowflake
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>>682925622
I remember when I was in Pittsburgh and I saw her in the paper, little cassie, they called her.
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>>682925356
>acting edgy
>wearing fake glasses
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>>682930268
Looks like one of those machines where you feed it two bottles of wine and it sloppy sucks your willy.
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>>682930307

I literally teased a woman exactly like this who use to work across from me at my old job. She was kind fat, plain looking, and had massive tits. She died her hair shit colors, and was obsessed with Dr. Who.

She wanted my dick so bad it hurt.

Shit was so cash.

All you have to do is treat these dumb broads like shit, like you're not interested... and they suddenly want it so bad that it's fucking jokes.
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>>682925960
I´d fugg that midget
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>>682924707
OH SHIT IT DAT BOY. WADDUP
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>>682930268
Full Time Mummy is my most hated shit on Tinder. These bitches feel entitled to just leech off society in exchange for the gift of their beautiful child.
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>>682924768
Looks like a trap
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>>682924901
really? We're making fun of average attractiveness women because of a slightly long face?

This is hilarious because even though she's average she's out of the league of most of you here
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>>682923734
why do girls get those fucking pig nose piercings?
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>>682926676
Defenetly legit
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>>682930668

Cause they're dumb, Billy.
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>>682925583
The rarest of all birds, the plump Asian skank.
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>>682930668
ikr
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>>682930625
Yeah I hate that shit, no job, benefits, kids, took a ride in the cock rollercoaster for a few years, now they want someone to respect them as the princesses that they are. Nothing in exchange for what they can offer....most of them... even the hot ones are trouble.
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>>682930534
It works for all women that way. Ignore them, because all they get all day is attention. Not different than children.
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>>682928656
reading comprehension?

>I work at tesco, love films
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>>682930668
It's a pretty convenient piercing that doesn't get caught on anything. If you have the one that's not a closed loop, you can flip it up inside your nose so your daddy doesn't see.

Source: I'm guessing, don't have one.
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>>682929186
thats a taker
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>>682925356
3edgy5me
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>>682930641
You've been here too long mate
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>>682927666
You know what?

Fuck it.

I'm in.
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I am happy I am married to a hot third world chick that would do anything for me and waiting on a baby so I dont have to worry about tinder trash and wasting time dating single moms, castrating feminists, and ugly cretins
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>>682925356
More edging than a fem dom mistress.
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>>682928656
If that's the best she can do at 29 with 2 kids....
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>>682930899
Yeah Gabbi was alright. Her feet usually stank but that pussy was still good.

You'll find a lot of rich girls with issues in the rich Minnesota suburbs.
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>>682925910
Is this bitch on chemo?
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