>this time, cock size matters
Why this time? What time?
What do I win? Brb, gonna trawl for some more.
You know... Unless you want to be staring at dead marine animals and semen all day in a lab, you have to be much more fit than she is. And be capable of diving under water, not stuck floating on the surface like a bloated corpse.
>look who wants to see daddy :)
>I'm NOT that grown ass niggas daddy bitch fuck outta here that frog looking ass nigga better find his real dad his own damn self stop texting my phone witcha ugly ass kid bitch
She's the living embodiment of Powered Toast Man.
The fucking beast is so hyped up on hormone pills it forgot how to speak
>mfw i live in an area where chicks use tinder like a dating app instead of a hookup app
This is subpar Asian right here.
Now, were we talking about a cute Japanese girl, like say, the girl on the left...
Then we'd be talking.
Really? The one in the middle has a fatter, less interesting face I think.
To each their own though.
Be this guy. Get thousands of likes a day. Still can't make a move. :(
You want to date a man pretending to be a woman?
Tfw same height but just lost 30 pounds and need to lose more. Might as well kill myself with tacos.
Ignore the broken iphone screen, but found this a while ago. Never sent her anything tho
Fuck her anon.
I literally teased a woman exactly like this who use to work across from me at my old job. She was kind fat, plain looking, and had massive tits. She died her hair shit colors, and was obsessed with Dr. Who.
She wanted my dick so bad it hurt.
Shit was so cash.
All you have to do is treat these dumb broads like shit, like you're not interested... and they suddenly want it so bad that it's fucking jokes.
really? We're making fun of average attractiveness women because of a slightly long face?
This is hilarious because even though she's average she's out of the league of most of you here
Yeah I hate that shit, no job, benefits, kids, took a ride in the cock rollercoaster for a few years, now they want someone to respect them as the princesses that they are. Nothing in exchange for what they can offer....most of them... even the hot ones are trouble.
It's a pretty convenient piercing that doesn't get caught on anything. If you have the one that's not a closed loop, you can flip it up inside your nose so your daddy doesn't see.
Source: I'm guessing, don't have one.
I am happy I am married to a hot third world chick that would do anything for me and waiting on a baby so I dont have to worry about tinder trash and wasting time dating single moms, castrating feminists, and ugly cretins