MILF / Older Celeb fap thread anyone?
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MILF / Older Celeb fap thread anyone?
I wish she was my mom.
>>682917143
Fuck yes
>>682917266
>>682917379
What would you do to her anon?
>>682917339
>>682917143
>>682917551
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>>682917520
Everything. I most want to blow my load all over her face and huge milf tits, though.
>>682917770
IMAGINE
>>682917788
My god look at that cleavage. Fuck. I want her to tie me up, oil her tits up, and stroke my cock with them as fast as she can, as I am helpless to do anything but cum...
>>682917927
them nips, that bush.
![Laura-Linney-i145303[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ybhi9aZ.jpg "Laura-Linney-i145303[1].jpg")
>>682917995
You gonna cum for mommy?
>>682918217
>>682917927
>>682918217
>>682918527
yes..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Y29oP0elo
>>682918602
>>682918725
>>682918887
>>682918930
>>682918725
>>682918887
>>682918930
>>682918950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPGW0SRFKw
>>682919114
>NOTAVIRUS.EXE
>>682918073
MY FUKKEN BOI
My god...talk about completely smoking all former Bond Girls in SPECTRE
>>682919627
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>>682919783
My wife fingers herself to Chloe, go figure.
>>682919899
What about it gets her off?
>>682919899
>>682920005
>>682918073
>>682919627
great taste
>>682920066
She mostly just says it's "fucking hot" and she loves Julianne Moore.
Age difference/experience is big for her too. Although it's kinda half reversed in the flick.
>>682920624
Nigga u gay
>>682919034
jellow
Queen mother
>>682920716
It's very possible that I'm jerking off thinking of your wife fapping to Julianne Moore. Can you post a pic of her?
>>682916732
Anyone who says that they wont fuck Susan Sarandon is fucking lying
>>682921151
you're a wise man
>>682918073
This guy gets it.
>>682921132
She's always been amazing. Apparently a total slut, too.
>>682917266
>>682917384
>>682921151
i wouldn't go near that hag
>>682921626
kek
>>682921042
This is all I have. I'm on my work phone I don't keep her nudes here sorry bro.
>>682917551
more please
>>682921950
mkay
>>682916732
top class
>>682921242
>milf
skrid
>>682922127
>>682922296
No.
>>682922066
>>682922296
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>>682922477
You shut your fuckin pigeon face up you hatin little bitch.
>>682922359
>>682922477
is that because you prefer men's penis's?
>>682916732
>only time we see susan sarandons tits
>shes young and they're small
what a terrible world to live in
>>682922600
>>682922519
>>682919034
Christ. I remember her ass being so incredible back in the early 2000s.
Nowadays, she's put to shame by just about everybody out there. Her ass is straight up below average now.
>>682921132
>>682922600
She and her son definitely fuck.
>>682922419
who dat?
>>682922614
It's because i don't like fat ugly mall-skanks in a bread filled with delicious mature celebs
>>682922966
i'd fuck em both, no regrets.
>>682922966
Leo Dicaprio?
I didn't know they were related.
>>682923051
You'd be eating Gilbert's Grapes.
>>682923012
< this
>being that young.
>>682923216
Shit....she got old.
Still hot though. So so hot.
Wonder if Hugh Grant still sends her pictures of his asshole.
>>682923038
so you prefer men's penis's then
breakfast boner inducer
>>682922892
Riiiiight
>>682920067
which movie ist this from?
>>682923309
Penises bro, the plural is penises.
Carry on.
>>682923369
Chloe
>>682923551
you would know
>>682923551
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
>It's "Peni"
>>682923818
>pronounce PEEN-EYE
WTF
keep posting
>>682923628
Suppose I walked into that one m8
shocked no one has posted her.
>>682923988
good pic
you're still a faggot though
>you must have something personal against her because she is extremely fuckable on an almost legendary level.
Her public image is geared toward making her seem like she's not attractive and like she's awkward and whatever but if you're a guy with your own sense of direction and no tendency to base your attraction toward a woman off of other's opinions then your dick would be a compass and her pussy is north.
>>682924416
fuckin rant
I fell asleep half way through writing that
>>682924167
shocked you didn't post the nudes
>>682924459
lol me too. I got to the second o in good
>>682922694
I'll shoot my load right into that mouth
>>682924523
Whatever, I'd fuck Amy Schumer.
A lot.
>>682924416
>you must have something personal against her because she is extremely fuckable on an almost legendary level.
what do i have against her?
- standards
- i don't get shitfaced drunk before having sex
- did i mention standards?
this massively over-rated tub of lard has burned out her 15 minutes of fame and has already begun to implode and lose popularity.
sorry i see that and you apparently are too blind to.
>>682924643
Thanks for contributing to the conversation.
>>682924852
Your standards are the reason you're a fuckin 2.
>>682924852
>>682925079
THIS.
>>682924965
you must know Amy to be defending her with such vigor. if not, why would you even care?
>>682924965
>>682925079
shouldn't you children be in school right now?
OP here guise, and I don't want you arguing about that unfunny, unattractive cunt Amy Schumer. Lets just all get along and fap to old tits.
>>682925166
Because she gets my dick hard like Chinese Sudoku.
You insult her, you insult what makes my ding dong do the happy dance and that aint cool.
>>682925263
work, and not yet, I go in a 12 today
>>682925401
Lunch shift at McD's?
>>682925464
warehouse work sorting your mom's triple x maxi pads with a fork truck
>>682925350
well this is real life, and calling someone a faggot isn't going to change their mind, or make their assessment wrong.
and the status of your 'ding dong' isn't my concern or priority.
she's a unfunny, bloated hippo, and i'll be surprised if she's even mentioned on tv 2 years from now.
>>682920512
Wow never thought Tilda Swinton would give me a chub
>>682925591
jokes on you, my mom's dead :P
>>682917339
I remember watching this in the same room as my dad. Was awkward as fuck.
Also is it just me or does she look awkward as fuck dancing?
Ps. She's hot as fuck. Like holy fuck is she hot.
>>682922296
fuck no! Fucking disgusting stupid cunt
>>682925893
Just da ass...
>>682926003
>Also is it just me or does she look awkward as fuck dancing?
i think in that scene she was supposed to look awkward, as she was pretending to be a hooker.
>>682925659
Your bashing of her career is unnecessary, I'm assuming you have some personal shit against her otherwise it would just be about her looks.
See, I don't even watch her stand up. I'm not her demographic and neither are you, though with any public career the object is to attract as many people as possible.
I guess what I'm saying is
>fuck off and post more pics of her you goddamn faggot.
>>682926003
She's supposed to look awkward at first, because she's just like a normal housewife trying to be sexy
>>682925988
Well the inventory aint.
>>682926234
Or what >>682926140 said
>>682925893
>>682926070
>>682926378
and now lets try posting some shit that doesn't have men in the frame.
>>682926602
said the faggot that hasn't contributed a goddamn thing
>>682926225
>I'm assuming you have some personal shit against her
nope. she's an unoriginal loud mouthed cunt that like all women comics, uses the crutch about talking about their lady parts and tries to be shocking by talking about how slutty she is.
seen it a million times before, and like a million times before when a female comic gets popular, she'll have a brilliant flash of mainstream popularity and then when that fades, she will seemingly drop of the face of the earth.
>fuck off and post more pics of her you goddamn faggot.
sorry, i don't have a fat fetish, so i have no pictures of this blonde wildebeest, except the very related pic i post with this post.
>>682926727
I've contributed a suggestion
here's another
>quit being a faggot
>>682920005
>>682920078
Muh fucking dick
>>682919627
>>682919783
Good taste, anons.
>>682926937
If you're this concerned about a man being in the frame, you must be the gay one, so repressed that you don't want to see a guy in case he gets you hard.
>>682926865
>>682927177
>>682927196
>>682927196
good reasoning
>is it lonely on your throne of delusion?
Eh Lucy lawless??
bitches
>>682927747
Dude she's not even a milf or that old. She doesn't belong here. Stop.
.
>>682920368
Nigella is literally the perfect woman.
I'm not sure which would give me a heart attack first, her decadent cooking or the force of my orgasm.
>>682927852
Ok, fine
you're right
just one more
>>682927731
No one else grew up fapping to Xena?
>>682928277
Hell yeah I did
>>682927747
Every time I see her, I can't help but think she smells of cheese at all times.
>>682924852
You know, it'd be a lot more honest and less idiotic of an answer if you just said you find her obnoxious. I do, and I don't really find people I find obnoxious attractive, because I can't get past how obnoxious they are.
See? That wasn't so hard, was it? Don't act like it's your "standards," she's rich and famous and therefore she'd be slumming hard to even give you the offer to fuck her. Any woman in this thread is above your pay grade.
>>682928277
>>682928277
Checked.
Remember when sang the national anthem before the Wings/ Ducks game? Good times, because she still looked like Xena then.
>>682928516
>Hurr Durr, she's a fat celebrity, so you have to be sexually attracted to her, even if you if you don't like fatties. She's so brave!
Did you get lost on the way to tumblr?
>>682928277
Emptied my balls to her more than a few times.
>>682917143
IMAGINE
>>682928744
But I'm not attracted to her. That was my point. It's not a question of standards, it's a question of tastes. I don't like her, doesn't mean I'm going to bash on people who do. Preference is subjective, there isn't one right answer.
>no Helena
good thread but I can't help but feel a bit let down.
>>682925270
Hnnghhh!
>>682929170
Cum hard between these tits.
>>682929050
ITT: Pathetic mentally broken kids who never grew up and want to fuck their own mothers.
>>682917199
who is this my dick is diamonds
>>682929314
Nigger Helena is 20 years younger than my mother.
>>682929308
>Janet Jackson
>>682920631
I masturabted to Tina Fey this morning.
Might have to do it again now.
>>682929400
Mimi Rogers, this scene is from Door in the Floor
>>682929423
>dumb little faggot thinks this is a discussion
>>682929314
Sad thing is I'm 30. So it's really more like I'm still fapping to the same women I was fapping to when I was a teenager. They haven't gotten less hot.
>>682916732
i'd tongue punch her fartbox
>>682929500
>>682917520
>>682917520
suck these tits into oblivion
Anyone else like Rosie Perez?
>>682929426
>>682929523
4chan is for 18 years+ kiddo
>>682929535
This.
Oldfag here, too, and I don't find myself attracted to any of the "current" celebrities.
>>682916732
God yes even after all this time she just keeps getting hotter. I want to suck her on her big old tits and call her mommy. Fuck dude.
>>682929615
>>682928516
your fedora is falling off.
>>682929281
Might be counter intuitive but I'd give my left nut to be able to!
>>682929400
legendary tits
>>682929715
>still trying to make this a discussion when it will never be one
>>682918602
Will Forte is fucking GOAT
>>682916732
I would fuck Jessica Lange on the daily.
>>682929976
retard detected
>>682920419
>>682929864
I'd rail the fuck outta this old broad and then blow ropes across her tits
>>682926587
Testify
Karen Black, but only as mama firefly from HO1KC/Devils Rejects
>>682919044
the fact that somebody took the time to make, film, and edit that.......there are no words
>>682929896
Man, a born again Christian friend suggested this movie to me...it was such a piece of shit, but goddamn those tits were the only redeemable part of the film.
>>682930461
I saw it as a young scared Christian kid, and it scared the fuck out of me. haven't watched it through my adult Atheist eyes though.
>>682921439
A funny post
>>682928516
>she's rich and famous and therefore she'd be slumming hard to even give you the offer to fuck her.
and if she wasn't, she'd just be another fat chick in a bar being loud and obnoxious to distract attention from the quiet, good looking women there so she could get laid that night from some half drunk loser.
and the clincher? you probably STILL couldn't get between the sheets with her.
>>682930158
oh yes. how she managed to stay off the radar until now mystifies me.
>>682930273
source and name
that is one of the sexiest older women ive ever seen
>>682922901
Dumbest bitch ever
What I wouldn't do to Reba Mcentire. 61.
>>682930557
The sad thing was, it had promise. It was an interesting take that many films are too afraid to try...but then it all fell apart with the ending.
I watched it probably 15 years ago. I wonder if I'd appreciate it more now, or if I'd still feel like the story fell apart midway.
>>682929500
i do it often as well
>>682924416
She's a fucking disgusting fat Jew, gtfo
>>682929308
no wonder I wanted to fuck that monkey
>>682931120
Doesn't it end with her standing naked in Purgatory or something like that? I'm really intrigued to watch it again now.
Christie Brinkley. She's 62 and still hotter than any fuckin 18 year old running around.
>>682931085
holy shit
tremors was 26 years ago
>>682931384
Yeah and this much later she's still sooo bangable. lol
Mary Steenburgen anyone?
5714 http://www.anyfiles.org/2zQA
>>682931442
that's remarkable
where would you cum in/on her given the chance?
none of this bitches is hotter than Molly Fucking Wesley
>>682931634
best part of Step Brothers
>>682931634
YES PLEASE
>>682931634
Hell yeah. See >>682928369
>>682931634
yessss
shes one real fucking semen demon
>>682930423
She was only in the first one you blind faggot
Tutti fucking frutti, nigger
>>682931642
what type of nastyness is this
>>682931678
I'll be completely honest with you I would nut in her until my balls fell off. Also would be hot as fuck to see those eyes looking up at me while she swallowed my cum.
>>682931331
What the fuck, she looks like shes in her 20s
>>682931911
Jesus man my kid is reading this.
>>682931760
If you don't truly know something don't make a fool of yourself and get on the internet and spout bullshit..
She WAS in Devils Rejects, in the beginning. Perhaps the blind faggot is yourself.
>>682917339
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it
>>682931309
If I recall correctly, yeah, after she turns her back on God and ends up in darkness.
>>682931952
I know man, and no surgery ever..talk about a woman with the best genes in the world.
>>682932112
Lold
>>682932133
Wish it was on streaming somewhere, would like to watch it now.
>>682916904
>>682916904
The sex scenes in this movie were so fucking hot. Diane Lane is my dream milf.
>>682918073
mah nigga!
>>682932344
Yup
>>682932112
Fucking AMEN.
>>682917091
You wish she was your mom so you could fuck her and have incest with your mom?
Or you wish she was your mom so you could have personal contact with her to feed your fantasy about fucking her without ever being able to actually do it?
>aim high, fag
>>682932112
So you are still bitter about this, Arnold.
>>682932112
>you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold.
Topkek, anon. Topkek, indeed.
>>682932112
Arnold confirmed /b/tard
>>682932738
Anonold.
>>682932928
I kek'd
>>682932344
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>>682916732
she was hot when she had youth
>>682933064
>>682930089
OMG that is fucking hilarious. My new wallpaper!
>>682921271
I'd plow her furrow like a starving farmer during the potato famine.
>>682929050
>Posts Helena without fish
>>682916732
I've never wanted to titty duck a woman so badly
>>682933064
>>682933700
yeeeees. fuck, what I would give for just one time.
>>682934128
that typo is going to cost you.
>>682934128
>>682934200
>>682934128
she has great tits, flamin liberal, but great tits.
got any fat matures with tits the size of watermelons?
>>682934987
want
Helen Hunt in The Sessions
>>682935250
>>682934586
>>682935279
>>682935250
>>682935279
>>682935329
>>682935392
>>682935279
>tfw helen hunt will never sit on your face
>>682935583
One of my favorite things is to feel pubes on my cheek. It's just a little thing, but it's one of those things that feels wonderful. I can remember how each gf feels.
>>682929896
Who wouldn't want to stuff Mimi Rogers' tits up Gwen Stefani's ass and pussy?
>>682935392
>>682935470
Thank you good sir, did not have the webm
>>682935849
uno mas
I wish I could fuck my friends mom. She's got the biggest ass I've seen in person. I have dreams about buttfucking her.
>>682936012
Pics or GTFO
>>682935958
Hnnnngggg, those ass dimples get me man. Been in love with Helen Hunt since I saw Twister when I was young
>>682936012
Pics
Gillian Anderson
>>682936012
I saw my friends mum naked and ever since then I developed the biggest milf fetish. Oh man she was fine as fuck too.
>>682936266
tits tooo small
more like this
>>682936450
Its not all about breast size
>>682936266
Yesss
>>682936543
Lets end on a high note
Jennifer aniston ass
>>682936868
well that i can live with
fuck she's fine in that movie. Esp that lesbian bit in the tent.
>>682936697
>dat cleavage
HHNNGG
new thread?
>>682937128
Be my guest
>>682936697
We have a WINNER. Will save this one for later....
> gonna hit the ceiling...
OP here. Thanks for making this a success. Cheers
https://youtu.be/EcuR8oWSw6E
