Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Well done. We should call him Guro-chan.
hey guro dude can you post more of this type of stuff
>kirino or something xdxdxd
Fuck that guy, always killed my team and left me to slowly kill him from a distance
you did now
what is even going on in this one
You really think I'm in the mood to take requests?
I mean you've come this far, some stuff you've posted is actually pretty cool.
Stick around for us, hey?
Cmon guys we hurt his feelings. I think we should be a little nicer to our newest addition.
What's up, guro-chan? We traditionally talk to eachother while posting pics
Well, yeah, we do, Guro-chan
Cant even see the gore. Plz man.
Goddamn reroll. Ill not make a liar out of /waifu/
I'm fuckin invisible!
Yup. Oh well.
Plot twist though, more guro on singles too.
Sorry I just left you guys before, I fell asleep..
rip 4chin free life 10:30-12:50
>2 hour later rattles
want a coffee?
They know /waifu/ is a blessed get thread and are trying to get that blessing too.
Hello Europoor Lurkiko.
Good morning, I guess.
Did I miss something?
It's Friday, and it jusy started really.
I'll send ya some food bb
And yeah, morning.
What is the worst captcha?
>clicking store fronts until there is none left
How about we rub each other, don't forget im a fellow europoor too.
Good morning Galko.
The "select all the street signs" then shows a tree
Trying to sleep worked. Also Hello.
My friend of similar ethnic background.
>store fronts a shit
Nah, that's cool
When 4chin was down I made myself some belissimo lasagne
>How about we rub each other
Well that's one way to stay warm during the cold dark winter nights
Selecting grass is a fucking bitch
Ah yes that can be quite the endeavor doesn't it? Hope you're rested
One time it showed me the inside of a kitchen and told me to click street signs.
>Trying to sleep worked. Also Hello.
Good to know, it worked for me too fixing my bipolarity and mood swing yesterday.
>store fronts a shit
Sometimes I randomly click the squares and verify just to get another captcha.
Heyyy my brothas!
Heading to physical test!
>Can't believe my test start at 8:00am im still tired lol
Just wanted to say Hello everyone and I'll be back later<3
Hey, do you guys pronounce it as lasag-na or lasanjah?
Good luck with it.
I heard getting naked is actually a good idea in such a situation.
In Portugal we say 'lasanha'.
I slept pretty well. How are you?
That's good to hear.
>I do the same thing
>I also hate it when it says select the street sign
>but it's just one big street sign
Heyyy!! Hope you're doing great!
>And I pronounce it lasag-na hahaha<3
Hello my tittie friend:)
I really gtg but i'll be back later! BIG LOVE
Like this? At least you just click everything and it works.
I will have to warn you that my luck isn't so good, maybe I shouldn't wish it for you.
Not sure about the naked part but it's a good way to stay warm
In dutch we pronounce it lasanjeh
I'm fine if not a bit tired. Don't feel like doing anything today but I'll probably do some more coding later on. I also gotta pack my stuff and move to my dad's place for the weekend
I'm doing alright, thanks
See you later.
I'm too lazy to click everything...
>and it doesn't work every time anyway
I fucking forgot pic again
I shouldn't play vidya and post atst
What are you playing?
What I hate the most is when it says its correct and after posting it says it was wrong.
whoa!! morning homu?? or are you still madoka? lol
2 hours of pointless Madoka posting left.
I have to go to work now.
That's the worst, honestly.
trying to get my skills back
I used to be in the top 50 sharks on the leaderboards back in the alphas but I haven't played since then and it's gotten huge.
2 hours??? oh well lol, then you can go back to being homu!!
Having a lazy day. We're making the bridge since yesterday was Heaven's canal so no work for me. Still I'll probably work on my game later today but for now I'm just playing vidya
Thats great, are those leaderboards like world wide or some kind of region?
HomuMad pics are actually pretty good but I can't even post that mirror pic like this.
hey what up little fellows?
Yes sachi thank you 1 coffee and legs for my entertaiment
Back then it was worldwide since the playerbase only contained about 1200 people, now I'm not sure
Heh, I guess our sayings don't translate very well. Heaven's canal or Heaven's ditch is a holiday. It's the day where the souls of the dead come from the grave and wander the mortal plane before ascending to the next world. We stay indoors to prevent the souls of the dead from overtaking the living. Making the bridge means making a connection between days that are isolated by such holidays. For example if tuesday is a holiday we will get the Monday off as well. So thursday was the hoilday and today we're making the bridge
Don't have any coffee but here have these legs
Hello bacon girl
i do like some of them, a lot of them seem like fan art...
oh!!! i totally missed that lol, wow we don't have a holiday like that except for.....halloween i guess
hey crispy one how are you doing?
such fine legs mhmhm
Still impressive, even if back then there weren't any try hards playing.
Is Hanako from katawa too?
Its hard to find fan art of MM that actually follows the original art style, I kinda hate that but eh. What does Kyuubey taste like?
Currently engaged in the battle of the century with my personal guards.
That is correct.
im not sure....i guess we can find out lol
>that pic....all those homus!!!!
Isn't halloween originally something about celebrating the coming of the spring? Seems hardly connected to souls
You can have these as well
I don't know about tryhards, I just played and ended up there. I remember being matched with the #7 shark once, guy was a goddamn legend
There were only 3 sharks in the game back then, now there are 7, one of which is stupidly broken if played right. Sharks still feel very underpowered though, especially towards the end since you can buy a bangstick harpoon as a diver that can oneshot even the Great White
Suu best girl
Well shit, good luck commander
>all those homus
Yes, what is it?
Then do it with efficiency
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units detected.
he's not a big guy
for you etc
hmmmm, i think the origins are similar to the heaven's ditch where the spirits roam the mortal plane
i wanna jump in there like a ball pit!!!! i wonder what would happen lol
are you a big guy
what is your next step of your master plan?
you're scaring me with those dubs....um,i dunno, i don't really have one lol, take over the world??
We need more homus
I once saw a documentary that said it came from Celtic religions and it would indeed be something similar. I think the pumpkin was meant as a vessel where the soul would go in instead of your own body
Getting one shot is never fun, but are they really underpowered? Are there statistics somewhere that prove it?
Being against that guy must have been fun, even if you got raped its always a honor to play vs someone of that skill.
W-what does that mean? Will the units crash?
All homus would praise the qt godess.
Hell no, one Homu is enough to give me the feels.
I don't see the point in your shitposting.
that sounds awesome!!!! i wanna ball pit of homus now!!!
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units found
Logic error: There is only one H.O.M.U.R.A unit
J.U.R.I unit detected.
Can't find statistics but we are to believe sharks are actually stronger than divers, because divers have a near infinite skill cap
Check out this interesting post from the Dev that says sharks win about 55%-60% of games
I was actually playing with him
It's a 2v4 with 2 sharks vs 4 divers
Dude was pretty cool, added me and we played some more games. I don't see him online anymore
Ahoy there, fellow acronym sharing diagnostics unit. How is this solar cycle treating you?
This is a good start.
Ooh, those are nice as well, I love it.
O shit whaddup
How is the thread still alive?
On the same one as when I finished work.
Death senpai /)v(\
The H.A.N.A.K.O unit is worse for wear, but still going strong.
Because of our abundant numbers.
>you will never have a ball pit of Homuras/Kagamis
Aha thats interesting, but maybe sharks do win more at lower and mid rating while at high rating divers are better... or something like that.
Thats awesome, I love it when im playing some game at high level and end up in someone stream.
4chin was kill for 2 hours, after which the thread just continued. Combine that with downtime and you have your same thread 3 hours later
Waifu magic is an acceptable answer.
Hi there froggo. I still see you!
So what happened with Guro-chan? Did he go back to his hook- I mean girlfriend?
sigh....i wish i could answer that....im gonna make it my life goal to get a ball pit of homus and kagamis lol
Ah! Death senpai <3
How are you today you beautiful waifu?
Like the dev says, it's balanced towards high skill players. 60% shark winrate at low level and 50% at high levels. Seems balanced enough to me. When you're 2v4 and they can oneshot you you should be somewhat stronger. Remember the sharks immobilise themselves when they bite a diver, making you a sitting duck for the other 3 divers who can still oneshot you
Perhaps you might need some.. maintenance? Some tender love and care? I'm quite adept at female unit maintenance, I'll have you know.
>Not sure if this means post ASS
jesus, is this thread still alive? Must be a slow day/night.
Anyway, jenny claim.
It does now
I am easily impressed
M-maintenance?! Oh my.
Uh... no, thank you. I'm quite al-
-NEURAL DRIVES OVERLOADED-
-EJECTING EXCESS RED OIL THROUGH NASAL AREA-
>Asking for Telegram and didn't even post a waifu
>Yo bby lemme get them digits kek
It's about fucking time!
You got it, Nice Name.
Damn girl you T.H.I.C.C
That explains that.
I am good, not tired yet.
You do require maintenance. Do you need assistance, Juri?
Are. You. Suure?
>All that red fluid is a sure sign of a faulty nervous system
Just sit down and relax, I know what I'm doing.
>You can trust me
They were the 2 most productive hours of my week
This guy gets it
Happy to assist, J.U.R.I.
>Ready to help
I'd just finished at work too. At least it came back up just as I got home. Playing MWO now. Need to get some masteries done.
Well shit Im sorry I wanted to surprise you with lewd frog legs ya shit
-VOCAL CHORDS FAILING-
-CORE PROCESSOR OVERHEATING-
-TEMPERATURE RISING TO DANGEROUS LEVELS-
Last claim for me until after classes
See ya guys!
see you anon!!! have fun!!
I need pliers, a wrench, new wires, some WD-40, and a.. flathead screwdriver. Maybe a new processing unit as well, this one looks in bad shape.. huhuhu~
>R.O.R.Y, let's give this unit a FULL BODY tuneup, stat
Well jeez you sexy fucking hot froggo, why didn't you just say so?
>For future reference my Telegram is the name of my waifu so just search for that
Not much, just playing vidya on my day off
You post here regularly? I remember seeing you before but I don't know how long ago
See you later
This is lewd.
I feel watched
I gotta say the speed at which the internet pumps out rule 34 never ceases to amaze me
Wonderful melons, I greatly approve.
>brings back a handful of chips, a small rodent and a large preserved brain
I'm not used to this world, I don't know what any of that stuff is!
I do know what a full body tune up means though...
Aight, I'm off to wank. I'll be back in an hour or so
-CORE PROCESSOR COMPROMISED-
-LOGIC CONFLICT ERROR-
-EMERGENCY SYSTEM SHUT DOWN INITIATED-
Oh, R.O.R.Y.. you're just too cute sometimes. These things are perfect!
>Large preserved brain
Ooh, I know what to do with this~
>We needed that oil can to lubricate this unit's squeaky.. appendages~
Don't worry, we'll fix her juuuust right.
Quick R.O.R.Y, she's experiencing hallucinations! We must begin immediately, starting from the legs up.
>Don't worry, sweet H.A.N.A.K.O, we will liberate you from all those silly errors and glitches, and open you up to a whole new world of possibility.
So you will need a new processing unit after all, luckily I have this well kept brain floating around.