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Shit you found on Tinder
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>>682913230
I'd try to fuck that preggo for sure
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>>682913633
>shit
>she could beat up all your bullies
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>>682914041
In this context shit dosnt = bad it means creepy, funny, gross, cool, anything.

Just shit you found on Tinder that's out of the ordinary, preferably cringe or funny.
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>>682913633
hot i want her to beat me up during sex
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>>682914414
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>>682914414
A friend of mine got told to beat a girl up when he was fucking her. She didn't just want to be slapped a little, she wanted to be beaten with closed fists
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>>682913386
Is it even safe at that point? Won't you just poke the baby into mashed potatoes?
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>>682915427
only if you got a dick like an squids tentacle
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I go to the gym....ROFL
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Thats all excessive muscles
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>>682916285
so thats the bitch who keeps emptying the vending machines
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I like food, no shit...rly?
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>>682913439
what's wierd about this?
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No comment
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>>682916285
she has no free time afaik
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>>682916578
Which fatty are you?
Is a good question.
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>>682916578
How much does it cost to feed you? How many zoo keepers have you ate?
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>Active 49mins ago

Yeah sure lol
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>>682915427
>Won't you just poke the baby into mashed potatoes?

Kekles
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>>682916944
That was the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Hardly any self awareness and the grammar of a 12 year old chav.
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>>682914576
She wanted it to look like rape
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>>682913230
She's hot. Love pregnant women.
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>>682917151

>"looking for someone with a car"
>"my pussy my rules"

Might as well put "extremely high maintenance - insufferable cocktease"
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You guys dont stand a chance against germans.
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>>682917151
Stay away
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>>682917291
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A list of 10 superstars....standards?
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>>682917291
>collage
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>>682917291
Why do the ones that look like that always have kids?

Who in the name of Burt Reynolds put their dick in that.
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>>682917154
That's a joke
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I have tons of this

> but I am a frenchfag
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>>682916944
nigger?
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>>682917533
Its still cringe
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>>682917475
Dara O'Briain
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>>682917508
Some really desperate low iq guy
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>>682917574
Not really
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>>682917077
she lifts ... the toilet seat before she vomits?
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>>682917291
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>>682917540
Dats a man
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>>682917540
> "intérêt en commun"...if you know what I mean
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>>682917612
OK cringe satire can still be cringe
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>>682917542
Nope, white
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>>682917589
Extreme selfie manipulation
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>>682917589
would smash
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>>682917621
underrated post.
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>>682917675
Full time potato
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>>682917634
Is she royalty?
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>>682917589
look shes already crying so you can get straight to beating her
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>>682917151
She made an S in pussy into a $. I think her rules mean "my pussy, my rules, PAY ME AND GIVE ME FREE SHIT
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>>682917675
Mexican you oppressive shit-lord.
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>>682917726
Fuck straight to the point, thats how its done
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>>682917635

I think it is
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>>682917726
god damn it chad, you taking all the girls did you?
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>>682917634
good god man she looks like she mirrored half a picture...
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>>682917817
Imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that face looking at ya. No thanks
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Interest in common is a fast food brand
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>>682917589
>>682917694

I would have smashed her at her nursing home but she didn't swipe right on me fml
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>>682917726
Call me old fashioned but are there women that are that easily lured into bed?

I mean the whole getting wined and dined etc is lost and forgotten?

You just need sick abs and as much respect as France has won wars.
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>>682917898
Why do you like fast food on your facebook?
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>>682916944
poor kids
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There is a lot to love in this one
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>>682917952
Dude he might still wine and dine, you dont know him.
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>>682917726

alpha to the core

I bet this guy fucks all the whores who ignore me
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>>682917953
I guess because I like it , and there was this promotional stuff if you like the page
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Ugly Bernie Fag
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Any takers?
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>>682918019
'Sex, fitness, titts and ass'

We all know Chad.
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>>682918068
Dats a man
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>>682916775
top kek
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>>682917650
You tried bud, but let it go.
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>>682917589
41 in meth years..
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>>682918116
>>682918116
At least he aint wasting his time
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>>682916578
HOW DID YOU CLONE YOURSELF?
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>>682918128
Probably
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>>682917634
shooped?
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>>682918104
Rolling so much at the "threw" everyday at "disabled"
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>>682917781
She's from the UK dumbass
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>>682918104
No way
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>>682918086
Dog is almost a deal breaker, but would swipe right.
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>>682916562
Her name is Kum, I guess.
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>>682917726
This is fake right?
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>>682917726
how2bealpha101
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>>682917952
>as much respect as France has won wars.
kek
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>>682918205
I think this is also a man
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>>682918205
Française ?
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>>682918086
Would smash and make her pussy great again
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>>682917952
I know it's so un-classy *tips fedora*
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>>682918220
So she can't be Mexican? You're a real fucking asshole. FUCK
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>>682918208
No, she was like this on every pic. I saw her Facebook once, she's like this for real, must be a handicap or something

I like this one : " look guys my super tattoo I'm so cool"
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>>682918086
she is cute af
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4468 Enjoy this icloud leak /b/ https://mega.nz/#!msN1gIgR!FY37ok_Ljk_A-MeAcrz2VF4BRvOrj_HxkZ3BCaBJKEU Will remove in a few minutes
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>>682918309
Non, belges. Les plus moches que j'ai posté sont flamandes d'ailleurs
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>>682917620
Kek
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>>682917726
Of course his name is Chad.
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>>682918401
Literally nobody falls for this, why keep doing it?
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>>682916285
First, who the hell says 'rofl' anymore? Second, she simply goes to the gym. Doesn't say she goes to work out.
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>>682918496
Cause my dick is pretty
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>>682918422
ha ha
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>>682917634
looks like she had a car crash
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>>682913633 checked and id train with her any day
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>"if you want hook up no need to talk to me"

No thanks
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>>682918496
We got a philosopher here.
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>>682918496
This would be one of those bitches I'd beat into a fucking pulp, she needs a few less iPhones and few more ass-beatings.
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>>682918618
PAN typique
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https://sli.mg/a/adC9sh

Shit that I found
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>>682918104
>2 and 9 months old boys
how did she do that?
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>>682918586
Nah it's a genetic disorder, but at that age and that face I bet she keeps fit with a hard little and is a virgin
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>>682917634
I totally would

Something tells me she would try really hard to please
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>>682918681
At least she's honest.
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>>682916578
I would fuck all 4 of them. Hard.
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>>682918646
>yarn nitting chinese image board
>posts link
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Did someone say tender?
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>>682918681
That's my gurl
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>>682918644
PAN ?
Elle est deg
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>>682918658
Im just posting shit i found on tinder... the math is wrong yeah...
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Does anyone have that image of the girl who said she hated her dumb kid and wanted someone to make a not-dumb kid with?
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>>682918728
Id rather not sit here and just post each image separately, too many and im too tired.
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>>682913633
>Lethbridge
I live in Calgary and have been to that gym while visiting family. Its pretty nice.
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>>682917077

She skips legs
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>>682917726
I'm a guy and even I want to suck his cock
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>>682918736
pute à noirs, genre les Stacey ou Kelly françaises
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>>682918496
Damn she's like an alien. I'd do anything for her.
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>>682914550
Another 403 bro
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>>682918422
Can confirm flemish chicks as either untouchably hot or vomit-inducingly disgusting
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>>682918768
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>>682917335
All my keks
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>>682918086
Pretty nice apartment for a Berniefag. Share the wealth. Take in some extra hobos.
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>>682918435
Hnnnng, fuck her!
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>>682918875

this makes my dick hard
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You're snatch didn't even heal yet, you have milk, the kind is 3 months old, you are 17, you want to be treated as a princess. By doing some simple maths.... she fucked between the age of 11-13 tops.
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>>682918872
Nah, not her
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>>682918964
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>>682918906
I know these apartments - about 500-600 a month
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>>682918964
She's cute though.
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>>682913386
second that and by the looks of it the "hookup" part worked well for her
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>>682918086
very nice
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>>682918964
>>682918104

do these whores actually find cucks to take care of their bastards?
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I only ever match with Ham-Planets on Tinder

Im skinny as fuck so maybe they think of my ribs and get hungry.
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>>682919000

nice trips.
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>>682917210
>Kekles
lmao
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>>682918875
Kekekekekekke
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>>682917952
France has won more wars than you'll ever get pussies.
You're better off fucking your fedora, faggot.
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>>682917291
>21
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>>682917675
Purge it from the gene pool
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>>682918327
Underr8ed toast
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>>682919195
>lmao

Zozzle
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>>682917210
Im gonna start using ''kekles''
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>>682919000
Checked, and her baby's from the future.
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>>682917476
Jacksfilms bruh
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>>682916489
I'd bake her a cake.
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>>682919274
That file name
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>>682913633
no way she is only 22. her face already looks like a baked potato
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>>682919323
>american
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>>682918184
Kekles
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>>682917634
What is it? Is it human?
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>>682919395
Top kek
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>>682918681
10/10 would fuck
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>>682919226
Fuck france, murica
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>>682919395
Better tell the aquarium that a whale got loose.
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>>682917589
The angle of the photo says it all
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>>682918086
>ugly bernie flag

I cant see how being a bernie supporter is a negative thing. :^)
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>>682918681
>wub
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>>682913633
>that bodydy as a 22 y/o
yeahright.jpg
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>>682917634
The girl from Twinsun universe :D
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>>682917952
Neckbearded fedora fatfag detected
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>>682919538
>>what fat girls think thick is
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>As a courageous fighter i can reborn from my ashes like the phoenix. What doesn't kill me make me stronger. To the ones who don't like it : go fuck yourself
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>>682916489
what's with the fucked up punctuation. kinda sets me off OCD-wise
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>>682918937
I agree. So hot
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>>682919395
Underrated
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>>682918872

Hagrid is that you ?
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>>682917291
I feel so sorry for that kid
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>>682917726
>Chad
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>>682919680
Did she eat a lemon?
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>>682919796
Was too afraid to be a pussy and write exactly that
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Anyone remember the story of this one? Anon said she was stalking his house and randomly showing up at night
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>>682919757
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>>682919680
>et ben ... euh ... euh ...
>je les emmerde !
>et toc !
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>>682919680
she tries to cover her crossed eye with her hair.
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>>682919929
I remember that
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>>682919929
Jesus the bags under her eyes make her look like shes wearing the skin of a younger woman
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>>682919890
Huh?
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>>682916489
i think you need somthing bigger than .22
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Should I swipe right on the bernwhore then?
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>>682916578
The bitch is so fat it took clonal fragmentation to handle all the weight.
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>>682919531

top kek.
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>>682920021
Why do you think she was stalking anon
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>>682917359
>1,65

Ha, Zwerg!
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>>682919929
>cats are awesome
>i've already decided we're getting a dog
wat
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>>682919929
Damn that's hot
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>>682918068
Ellen degenerate
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>>682920058
Why? She didnt swipe right on you.
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>>682919929

Was its the one that was posted on /adv/ ?
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>>682917634
she looks like a lizard
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>>682919000
Holy Shit. Trips and a baby from the future?!? What a world we live in.
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>>682919538
I want to be a chair for her ass
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>>682919992

>she
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>>oooh, sharp!
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>>682920058
I definitely would, that berniefaggotry may easily change, she's only 19.
>I voted for communists when I was 19
>now I could seriouly vote for Hitler if he could come back
>thanks /b/
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>>682917726
23 my ass
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>>682920210
Amerifat.
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>>682920030
Long story short, that kid's look made me so sad
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>>682917359
Bitch is delusional.
No hookups/ons but showing her tits surrounded by guys.
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>>682917726
Guaranteed this guy gets pussy, if you have a body like that, you can pretty much say shit like that, I'm working so goddamn hard to have a body like that now, I can't wait to reel in more pussy
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>>682916285
Found the whale again after some time spent on the sea of swipes, looks like she is still going to the gym.....
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>>682917726
Only now I noticed his name my sides
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>>682919632
lmao
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>>682920327
Fucking germany dude
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>>682920165
No, saw it on /b/ some weeks ago but I was late and the thread already dead
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>>682919929

Jesus Christ look at her fucking nails.
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>>682920186
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>>682920058
Yeah dude, she's hot. And young and impressionable, bet you could redpill her.
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>>682918435
Holy fuckaroni dude, swear if I matched with her or any girl that posted that who looked like that, I'd make sure to hit her uppppp
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>>682916489
>I like meals
Yeah, no shit.
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>>682920396
Dude it was hilarious so many betas were trying to tell him to get back with her.
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>>682913230
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>>682917151
>text her
>"Hey wanna break some rules?"
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>>682919068
Just give have a kid with her and leave.
She's already used to it.
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>>682917817
I think that's Ian McKellen
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>>682920642
#feelthebern
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>>682920269
Dating girls with dogs is really that bad?
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>>682918875
Jesus fucking christ, why can't I find any of these slutty ass bitches on tinder, indiana fucking sucks
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>>682920327
Pretty standard in most european countries
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>>682920718
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>>682918964
11-13? How the fuck you figure that?
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>>682920370
she did loose a little weight though... maybe there is hope
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>>682917817
My fucking sides just split. This is so bad
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>>682919653
Pure hateful faggot detected
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>>682917952
Tinder isn't the place to be looking for "old fashioned" girls.
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>>682918730
he looks like Timmy from WKUK
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>>682919375
That's what happen when white people go tanning too much.
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I guess you guys lucky tinder works for you, login fail every time for me the last month
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>>682920778
Can be. Most girls just want the dog, but dont want to train them. Plus she is young and she explicitly mentions them in her tinder profile, something is not on the up and up
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>>682920311
I'm sorry, what did you say? It's hard to hear over the sound of not living in a nanny state.
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>>682920789
Illinois sucks as well. Fucking corn fed bitches
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>>682920058
Yes. Tell her she looks really good in the hat so she'll wear it when you meet then show up wearing a trump hat
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>>682919680
Elle a un oeil qui dit merde à l'autre
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>>682920904
that's how they ban people
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>>682920994
Wut?
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>>682918964
>you want to be treated as a princess
Fuck man, that's not that much of a hassle as it sounds like. Just forbid her to ever go out and arrange a marriage for her to strengthen your allegiance with Poland.
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>>682920994
Does she have a fucking ass tumor ?
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>>682920058
I liek dog and food
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>>682920844
It's just my wild fucking guess...what do you think?
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>>682920994
if it wasn't a dude i'd hit it

shit i probably would regardless
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>>682920795
Most us and European women have the sense of over entitlement not worth it bros
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>>682920994
>Agender
they're just making shit up now.
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>>682920129
Kek
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>>682918711
imagine her cum face...
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>>682919929
Well there's worse...
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>>682920974
Romeo and Juliet >>682920974
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>>682919226
baguette detected
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>>682918435
she's 21 and she goes to boarding school?
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>>682921120
That's why you degrade them in bed

it's win win
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Unicorn
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>>682921148
If the cum hides her face im game
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>>682920284
Protip:anarchy is king
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>>682920994
hot as fuck
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>>682917151
My car my rules, want a ride start suckin
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>>682913230
What a catch.
>Love the cross around her neck.
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>>682921131
At least they still consider themselves as humans, but it's probably the next step.
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>>682919929
moar?
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>>682921217
Ok shes actually hot
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>>682921262
Oh my god im in love
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>>682920964
Dude, that's it, corn makes bishes less slutty, we officially have to ban corn everywhere
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>>682921262
Didn't know rabbits could use tinder
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>matched
>asked what routine she runs at gym
>she unmatches
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>>682916436
Underrated as fuck
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>>682921262
You're not fooling anyone this time, bugs.
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>>682918818
Her legs look fine, she just needs to eat more
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>>682920284
So how's sweden doing?
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>>682921305
Don't lewd the Jude !
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>>682919128
These my uneducated mong are easy pickings. Single mums are fucking fantastic and easy to get. However they do have a nutjob side
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>>682921217
The first attractive abbo I've ever seen
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>>682920350
He gets the needy,uneducated pussy. Im not saying thats bad but.........I'd rather not date some bitch who thinks string theory involves actual string
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>>682920391
>>682920795

I am German. It is still a redflag.
I know a lot of girls sunbathing topless, but they would never upload a topless photo on their social media or Tinder.
This bitch says she is not looking for hookups but her profile photo says she is a goddamn semen gurgling whore.

Swipe right my friend but do not expect a quality woman.
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>>682921217
She's actually really beautiful mane
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>>682919985
"Ce qui ne tue pas ben me rend cent fois plus moche"
>> va falloir lui faire des chaussures en ciment et larger en pleine mer.
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>>682921217
Unicorn indeed
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we get girls looking to cuck their boyfriends/husbands in melbourne
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>>682921401
No fucking idea, I'm a frenchcuck
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>>682921525
ggg?
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>>682921262
Moses came and separated her 8 & 9
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>>682918875
I wonder how many of these bitches just say shit like that just to get guys to order food to their apartments for them, only to never talk to them again?
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>>682921270
fuck you mean? she looks like a dude
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>>682921217
>Aboriginal
>Hate the Donald
why bother? Also she's kinda pretty by Abbo standards. You Americans need to understand, Australian niggers are messed up looking
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>>682921527
Fucking French cuck piece of shit
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>>682918068
Matt damonnnn...
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>>682921525
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>>682921259
>otherkin tumblr.
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>>682921460
Good point
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>>682920058
she got a dog, give her the dick
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>>682918681

topkek. Niggers dont like niggers and asians dont like asians. White people rules
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>>682921666
Oh satan
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>>682921418
Yeah dude, but that's what I want right meow, those dumb easy bitches who want to give it up easy, I'm only 24, I've wasted my whole life trying to find the one, I just want to be that guy for a while and just fuck to fuck, hence why I mentioned getting in shape..
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>>682921700
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>>682919395
Can someone explain how it breathe out of it's habitat ?
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>>682917335
She probably complains that she gets no dates because men are afraid of strong, independent women.
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>>682918104
That's weird I call my shovel respect...
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>>682921570
Have you seen what regular aboriginals look like?
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>>682921525
I AM A MELBOURNE I CAN CONFIRM THIS. Way too common
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>>682921609
i imagine her making winnie pig noises in bed
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>>682921217
Fucking smelly Boong
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>>682921801
Odd
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>>682918681
10 out of fucking 10 would marry this girl
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>>682921700
Id rattle that.
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underrated
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>>682918641
>ugly detected
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this fucking thread makes me glad i dont have a cell phone. im old school, gtfo nigger
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>>682921801
and these tumblr fucks
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>>682918641
so how's your selfesteem doing their bud?

You're probably a tall skinny white guy aren't you? With a lower jaw slightly misplaced and had to wear braces Right?
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>>682921081
Rofl
Come on man, she's just gender fluid, scorpion-kin, and vegetransgender
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>>682918681
>Only white boys

Don't mind if i'd swipe
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>>682921368
Underr8ted post
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>>682918104
She need someone teach write.
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>>682922025
how desperate are guys? This girl is mental herpes.
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>>682922058

Bloody Germans. Haven't we been punished enough?
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>>682919016
Oh that's pretty cheap.

My old place used to be $1200 a month before rebates (defence pays half) and roommates.
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>>682922009
plus sized... more like multiplicated sized

HAHAHAHA
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>>682918631
Kek
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>>682918205
Ayyy lmao
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>>682922126
So do you you fucking mongoloid.
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>>682921217
Possibly 1st abo girl that isnt vomit inducing. Not bad son, not bad.
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>>682922126
please say you typed that as bait
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>>682922038
Kek, that guy was an ultrabeta
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>>682921941
you could just choose not to install Tinder, or get a phone and not a smartphone.

But sure enjoy your off the grid feel
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>>682921077
beautiful
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>>682922154
this ain't girls we've matched, just seen their profile, screenshot and move on
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>>682921343
Easter edition.
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>>682920088
Wie gehts?
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>>682922198
Fucking newfaggot
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>>682922300
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>>682917534
Would spitroast
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>>682921262
hot as fuck
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>>682922275
Kek
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>>682922355
Look at the teets. I could suck those all day
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>>682921738
Pretty good reasoning, go work out tons, get ripped like chad, make a douchey fake name like tyler or matthew and start fucking away!
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>>682921527
well, no wonder you want to vote right - your country houses more black than whites nowadays
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