Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
No, we're not really aggressive in the 'avatarfagging hugbox circlejerk' that is /waifu/
>forever and always watch my smugger
It is a good gif. Heres another good gif.
Ah, so not too far then. I have to cross Canberra for my job, but its so worth it.
Cleaning a kitchen post service.
>If dubs, i'll start trying to learn Japanese again edition
Really wish we get that property and house built so I can move away from my ex
we are all fags here,maybe not in the way you are but fags non the less
>always rattling rattles
>buy a hooker
I endorse this message. Goodnight man! Sleep well :)
I don't really give a shit about lewd. As long as the post isn't ERP I'm good. and you made me think about girl cums
That sounds like a good idea actually haha and yeah it does look alot like Halo. I swear to god I saw a pelican in one scene of the trailer
My man, who are you fighting against?
Hell ye dawg
Why does she have no nose? This is bothering me
Whats yo main weapon?
I have got to try that
We're all fag no matter how straight we say we are on 4chan
It's a dignity thing imo and really? Feels good with me mang
It seemed some had cringes too but it's all worth it since I'm getting my Keyes out of it
Morning tea lady
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Just woke up from a nap, couldn't get back to sleep
>Took benadryl so I could still sleep at some point
>I've got a fever and cold sweats so guaranteed nightmare
Right now I'm just drifting in between naps.
Gonna lurk for a bit. Be back soon
Father is looking into buying a large property under my name
random battles. 15v15
Works for me. :-P
Ok, I'll actually be going, because I'm doing an essay for my brother.
Dropping more non-lewd hotness
What up vampy
she has a nose, its just the artstyle, all moe n shit
wat game, i want in
Yeah definitely. Yui is the one i'm interested in seeing played out more as well. I'm also wondering which girls that were just side characters are going to be full people, like the ninja girl. Shiina i think.
Was close. Oh well.
Some day i'll pick it back up even without dubs.
Ah got it. Surprised you have the free time to shit post doing something like that. lol
>the legs kill me
That's not a nose, that's lazy design! Fucking moeshit
> I swear to god I saw a pelican
Topkek I hope you were seeing things.
See ya soon. If I pass out then goodnight!
>Best idol claimed
As long as your happy with your job! <3
my friend is so fucking bad at dark souls, dumb fuck died 6 times to crystal sage
shhhh it's ok
i love moe artstyle.
it goes. yourself?
World of Tanks. Not many people like it
Not much, just regretting that first powernap.
Now I'm dehydrated and it's too late to play bass to distract myself from the fact that I'm going to have an even harder time waking up tomorrow than I will going to sleep tonight.
ITT: Nose comprised of what is essentially three curved lines harasses nose comprised of only one curved line, on the basis of 'lazy design'
Im earning 800+ a week for 44 hour weeks. Feels good man.
Legs are Rorys thing.
Fully functioning member of society here.
I got a friend who plays, seems like its dominated by cheating Russians. Looks similar to MWO though.
It was cute at first but now its the norme, I dont like that
Anime noses are shit in general
Main weapon would be this I suppose
A dignity thing!? what are you too good for a rubber puss? Ya think your better than me?
Sound nice! Whats it like?
Kick there asses in the name of your waifu then
Tell him to fuck off, and later man, have a good one :)
As do I haha, that and the dress uniform at the end of the trailer looked an awefull lot like what they wear in Halo. Jus sayin
i have world of warships, never tried world of tanks
I like ships
Oh, didnt know Koko is a weapon in cod4
We're still looking
so like, are fleshlights really any different than me using something that vibrates?
are fleshlights even that good?
also how bad does it suck to only be able to cum once?
Dang man, all that from a cafe job?
I wouldn't say it 'goes' over here, per se, it more like drags on.
>not chewing your food
He'd throw up, drunk or not.
Food was meant to be digested and chewing is a key part of that.
>Tfw when everyone's talking about DaS3 and you don't have it
>tfw when you've resorted to playing the first one for the third time
I think one of the biggest trials of moving out isn't paying the rent, it's understanding that I may never have a next-gen console as long as I fucking live.
>paying the rent is pretty hard, too
You know it.
They're running out of ideas faster than marathon pro
>YOU SEE RAIN ERODED ZAHRA JEWELS EMBEDDED IN MY CHEST PIECE
Ah, hi there. How are things?
>that gif again
Havent played with Russians. Have played with Mexicans
im doing alright. winning most games tonight
I didnt have anyone to play World of Warships with so I kinda just stopped
Specifics. It still goes in the end
Yep. 500 on Tuesdays in the bank, anything over cash in hand.
It makes the work legit hard. I normally only listen to Pellek covers.
Ive been able to cum twice. It was a long month between wanks.
No. Just doesn't feel right with me
that is entirely accurate
i'll play it with you whenever!
I see i see. Well have fun then. Just make sure you don't get yourself in trouble!
i touch myself almost daily
pic of what? you want a pic of me? im confused
well, i'm glad your job pays well! I only make enough to sustain myself and some vidya if i feel like it.
alright I would need to re-download but it sounds like fun
I suppose you're right.
>also how bad does it suck to only be able to cum once?
It's a fucking bummer, if I'm being honest.
>I could go again
>Wait, no probably not
>Ah, definitely not
If there's someone else involved though, you should always finish the job for them (if you haven't already) otherwise that's just selfish.
Also, you've got a cute-ass waifu.
>second to yours truly, of course
D̷͓̣̺̳̤̤̬͇ͪͯ͊ͤͨ̿ͩͫ͆ͥ͐ͫͦ͢u̡̔͌̔̿̑ͮ҉̞͈̜͕̹̲ͅb̢͉̗̜̳̬̘ͣ̔̌ͧ͒͑̏̐͑̀̍͛͛̊̚ͅs̉̐͒̇̉̏͐ͣͤͩ̃ͯ̀͏̧͓͉̘̲̺̟͇̻̣̟̜̥͍͠ ̵̸̃̆̏̽ͭ̊҉̥̟̮̝ͅa̐̎̍ͮ̿̽ͥ̾̽ͣ̊͊̀̚҉̡͎̟̟͈̻̙̹̣̞n̡̖̤͔̗͔̟͍̰̠͈͉͇̙̠̰͇͖ͬ̽̽̅ͮ̉͛̂̍̐͊̀͟͞d͊̑̉͏͓̪̠̳̺̺̬͎͓̯̺͈̮̺͜͠ ̸͔͈͉̭̿̄͂̈̔̆ͯͥ̆̕a̶̡̢̙͉̲̪͚̤̟̥̥͙͒̋̎̎͐ͬ̋̂̓ͯ̓̍͊ͣ̔̑̒ͬ͜͝l̢̦̱͕̘̥͇̞̼͉̥̜̪̒̒̿̉̃́̀͠ļ̦͔̖̦͈̯̻̞̰̞͖̹͙̘̘͎ͧ̈ͣͪ̇̾̓ͦͧͤͦ̂ͣ̓͡ ̸̨͓͍̗̯͚͔̲̮̖͓̪̯̖̱̥͍͎͍ͧ̇̈͗͋̉ͥͦ͋́͗̏͊̀͝ó̶͖̩̳̩́̊͛ͫ͗̽̀f̶̺̣̼͈͎̻͓̼̬̻̙͉̮͇̠̱͔͊̊ͧ̈ͥ͂̆́̕͟͜ ̸̡̖̘̣̥̤ͫͯ̓̒ͯ̑̎ͦͭ͗͊̌͠͠y̵̶͕͚͍̘̺̝͍̼͚ͦͣ̑ͨͮ́͒̅ͮ̔̉̽͒̌ͨ̀̕͞o̵̼̣̣̲̦̖̻͈̠̝̼̖͚ͪ̈́̉̃̿͡ų̇ͣͥ͐̃ͮ͑̈́ͮ̓̚҉͏̷͕̖̰͇̜̩͓̹̱̗͕̫̰̀ͅr̢̬̰̜̪̬̞̗̲̣̼͍͍̳͓͎̓̃̅ͧ̊͛ͥ̏͒ͨ̆̒ͧ͞͞ ̛̣̳̪͕̖̞͚͚͍̱̝͎͒̌̔ͤ̽̂̿̀̀̆̔̈́̈̏̽͋̂͑́͘ŵ̛̲͓̦͇͕̲͔̟̘͎ͫ̄͛ͭ͋͘ą̼̰͇̟̼̗̻̂̀ͪ̿̅̎̈̔ͨ̿̓̽̄i̷̢̛̬̰͈̬̼̖̤̺̠̱̗̹ͯͪ̒͒͜͢f̰͕̲̯͇͚͇̰̫͎͂ͪ͋̉ͣͩ̽̋̾͐̾͢͞͡͡ǘ̸̢̱̰͉͔̬̳͉̮̇͐̐̒̓ͣ͆̋̆͒̇ͩ͗̆͘̕ ̡͓͍̦̘͚̖̘̦̖͓̞̀̈́͌͗ͩ̏͐͛̕ͅb̫͙̞̲̪̤̙͉͛̋̾̓ͪͪ͝͡ę̵̡̫̱̱̣̟͓̦̲̭͕̺̰̺ͬͩ̿̐̎ͯͩ́́̋̎̚l̴͓̙̱̙͔̼̯̮̲̻̖̳ͯ̒̒ͬ̓̐ͣ̓̎͐̾̅̌̈̅ͧ́̕o͒ͪ̌̈́̊̊ͯ̇̍͆̿̐͌ͦ̎̑̈́͢҉̴̝̤̰͈͖̟̠͎ň̸̢̢̛͖̠̥̭̖͉̖̱̺̜͕̦̓ͮ̒ͦ̈́͛̃̍͘ǧͥ̌ͪ̄ͯ̆͆ͭ͗ͮ͂̄͆ͬ̚͘҉̜̮̫̠̠͜͟ ͑ͦ̌ͧ͌̄ͣͨͦ͛͛͌̑҉̫̖̞̼̺̠̲͚͇̩͕̱̼̞̤̺̣̟͝͝͡ͅt̤̠̳̥͙͎͔̖͍̩̤̳́̃̌͋̌͋ͥ͢͝o̧̨̠̻̠̖̦̫ͩ̅ͯ̓̆̃ͯ̌̓̀̑͟͢ ̷̵̛͕̥̱̘̘͉͎̥̤̥̤̟̋ͮͧ̿̆̎ͫ̋́m̷̖͖̲̪̤̼̫̯͍͈̭͓̣̫̖̝̖͒̀ͧ̄̓͢͟ͅě̸ͪ̏̚̕͏̸͙̫͕̜̘̼͎̱̳͚͉̻͇̹͎͓̬͠ͅ
>Jack White's Love Interruption autoplays
Motherfuuuucker, I wasn't ready for these feels.
I'm too exhausted for this shit.
>zalgo-ing your text to the point where it's unreadable even if highlighted
Also, nice singles.
Probably wouldnt be illicit.
Wont get in trouble being as fast at cleaning as I am
Just moved back in with parents while I sort myself out from previous job. Working 20 hours and getting fuck all while being the only good person there was causing depression and generally turning me into a little shit.
I wouldnt say cute for you though. More sexy, too harsh and angular to be technically cute.
Better luck next time, Zalgo.
Having difficulties? I've been there :/ Also
>only just now being on your third run of 1
> ǝןʇʇɐɹ ǝןʇʇɐɹ
Alright. Carry on then,
you can also finish the job multiple times for them
>if you havn't already
i've never cum from sex.
non non is cute in its entirety, watch it if you get the chance
lets do it, download that shiiieeeett
>also i might go to bed before you do, so next time i see you we'll play
Kek, I did this once, cept I was in a porto potty and shitting while puking
maybe you should carry skrub. Git gud or go home
moe makes me feel like a pedo
She is, you didn't know? You never got the gold koko?
and whats the criteria for the property?
No they're not really different I guess haha, I think it feels nice. although it takes more time than just my hand, but its worth.
>only being able to cum once
Skrrrrrub lol but why is that? Just can't get it or what?
You should send that in to them lol
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
>QOTT - Best villain song.
Lyrics related - Hellfire. Just Jeremy Irons singing makes me wet. And Im a guy.
Usually blue cheese dressing on murica food,
but if it's sushi, wasabi and soy.
Any hot sauce works too, I'm partially to ghost pepper though.
If you're referring to the gif,
Jitsu wa Watashi Wa/Actually I Am
Apparently it's also called My Monster Secret, but I've never seen that once.
>too harsh and angular to be technically cute
>I M P L Y I N G
>Only just now being on your third run
Ah I don't play vidya often, so you'll have to pardon how slow I am at it, haha.
My friend harasses me about how long it takes me to finish a game all the time.
>On a related note, one time I spent thirty minutes in Skyrim's character creator
>ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｒａｔｔｌｅ ｒａｔｔｌｅ
Things are good, how bout you?
atta guy, what would your second best tank be?
To each their own heh
Do it then
lel, I'd probably get blocked.
>being that much of a dirty casual
cmon man I thought you were a winner ;~;
As long as im not wrong
sounds like a plan
A Russian T-34. Working that one towards heavier tanks right now.
Thatd be worth it though! Don't you think? To be blocked by IW?
>I've never cum from sex
Ah, that must be a bummer.
>watch it if you get the chance
I'll be sure to.
I'm feeling hella under the weather.
But not like ordinary weather, like a thunderstorm. And I'm right under it. But that's alright, because I'm a goddamn winner and I'll power through it.
I know, I know.
But mark my words I never leave a goddamn game unfinished, because I'm a winner. Still, I play my favorites over and over, like DaS and American McGee's Alice.
>I've given out way too much info about myself on /waifu/
>Someone's gonna find out I'm on here
>Someone won't be able to confront me about it
>Because then I'll know they're on here, too
>But they're gonna know
>F E A R
No idea what that means, my folks just told me they are planning on buying a property under my name
>4chan finally not ded, time to shower
Oooo those are good lookin tanks too. I like your taste in tanks, from a purely aesthetic point of view haha
Hows it goin peaches?
If it makes you feel any better, i imagine i count as a filthy casual too. Lol
Oh this'll be fun and I say pic because I'm lazy saying pic related
It seems that rory gets it
All waifus here are!
You're not, so I suppose that makes you a winner, too!
Jesus Christ what part of Europe do you live in, anyway?
It's just past midnight over in America.
>I imagine I count as a filthy casual too
oh i dont have an issue with cumming multiple times
was asking the guys lmao
>moe makes me feel like a pedo
shhh no one needs to know
yeaaahhh, super sensitive but cant cum vaginaly for shit
Only losers feel under the weather. If the weather is a thunderstorm thats because winners have affected it to be so
Twas a joke, my good nig haha. and sounds like a good deal to me
>4chan finally not ded
Fuck it was hittin me hard for the past like 20 min
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>doubting my winning
>shun the nonbeliever
It's all good, as long as you can get off somehow.
No, I've never been so far as to want what is be for when to then and what how.
ur waifu a shit
Yeah man, just yesterday.
Wait, which villain had that song?
I bet you dont win at sunlight
Night frenemy, have a good sleep <3
You sneak! and here I was feeling bad for you haha. I myself need a small break in between but I'd fill that in with paying more attention to the grill
>no one needs to know
IM NOT A PEDO GOYEM
It's my birthday today(C.S.T), and I got to sleep early, sorry. I got some things to do. I'll be somewhat on during the day but active in the late afternoon and evening. Have a wonderful afternoon/day/evening/morning comrades and take care!
Oh, I just woke up so I'm still cross-eyed from sleep. Made me some bergamot, lemon and orange peel black tea to get me going. How are you Koko?
Still winning I see?
I'm from Belgium, the westest of the western mainland. It's 20 past 9 am here now
>the look of a winner
Russian tanks look nice but I like them for how they play
winner is a bit strong of a word
I've been so far as to want what is when but not as far as to want what is be for THEN and what how
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Shun yourself kid
Guys. I just found a funky ass riff. Like, holy shit. The intro is a bit melodramatic but holy balls, that riff.
>implying burns in sunlight
Ah, shit I don't know much about Belgium.
>My boy René Magritte
How are things there?
>bit of a strong word
And fitting, too!
>the look of a winner
Hey hey Happy Birthday from a poor eurofag. Hope you have a good one today
just wish some things were a little more enjoyable
>paying more attention to the grill
head, head is always a good thing
Will break lurk to say: Happy Birthday Sanae! It's about damn time. Been waiting all night for your toast.
Happy birthday man! Hope you have a good one :)
Ill make this next drink on you
Chek'd, what the fuck is bergamot? and I like those cross eyed, still asleep times
They look nice and they play well I presume? Typical of the russians
Hey, c'mon man, don't be like that. Yours is alright, I guess. I dunno who she is, but she seems cool.
I gotta go for a bit. I might be on later tonight if i'm not too tired.
>wildly powerful slap bass not detected
Not funky enough, try harder.
I like it though, will listen to the full album.
I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL
True, but I mean goddamn just look at her
>Take a look at my waifu
>She's the only one I've got
>Superior vampire waifu
>She always seems to win a lot
It's a thing and I'm the admin. You can join if you want or not. I don't really give a shit.
Dubs confirm, that is some funk. I dig it
You better be sorry
>head is always a good thing
Tru, that sorta shit turns me on
Same here lurk friend, can't wait
I'm tired but i don't want to go to sleep.
God dammit it self. When'd you start being such a pussy over needing sleep.
Brb, hunting down some crack to do away with these droopy eye lids.
>Not understanding ur waifu a shit
Nah, it's all good I'm just here to harass disney waifus when they arrive.
How are things?
um yeah ok. how are you doing
They have there negatives but I can work around them
and it started to rain
SUCK THIS PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD
that song is a fucking heaven sent
wait wait, like you getting or giving it
Thats pretty much just 2 men doing that music. And he keeps it mostly that way all through his entire body of work.
Same guy made a didgeridoo metal. Check this shit out.
Cant it be both?
It's pretty okay. It's a country where nothing ever happens. The world seems to leave us alone. We did have that sandnigger blowing up recently but that's the only thing that's happened in years
>My boy René Magritte
Let me add to that list
>over 50 kinds of beer
>statue of kid pissing
>gaint iron molecule monument
It's some kind of green pear shaped citrus fruit. I don't know how you could like those. you can't see decently, you bump your head every now and then and you gotta make sure you don't cross over the whole time
>Insult other waifu
It's the rules bro
I just woke up so I feel a bit groggy. Some of this tea I made should solve that. Got a day off today so imma be a lazy shit. What are you up to?
Nah, I get it dude. And not too bad, got off work not too long ago, been chilling ever since. How're you doing?
Way to be a dick winner haha
Well I guess they all have their negatives. And rain? I love rain! I wish it was raining for me right now, maybe then I'd actually fall asleep well haha
both obviously haha, but I'd love to give, I dunno, I wanna make sure the other person is loving it more than me
>loving it more than me
well ye that ones a given.
>cant it be both
IUNNO MAN it's been a while since i've gotten or given head
Sounds strange, and yeah I like the feeling, not so much the sight haha
>bump your head
How tall are you?
Thats a weird mix, but I could get into it haha
Nice and nothing really
Rain is nice
I think I got off to this once or twice as a horny middle-schooler.
>inb4 how could you possibly get your rocks off to a song
>Keywords: Horny middle schooler
>The world seems to leave us alone
I never really hear about Belgium on the news, yeah. With the exception of the bombing, of course.
>giant iron molecule monument
Oh shit I forgot about it.
I think it's really neat.
Good to hear you're doing alright.
>How're you doing?
I want to go back to sleep but I can't because of a nap earlier, so I could be better, I suppose.
I am a little, yeah.
Well you know what I mean lol
I know, that's why I called you dick goyem :P
Magritte's probably my favorite surrealist ever.
He was a mysterious person whose art ranged from creepy to gentle, all while being aesthetically pleasing. I'm not sure he once broke the dreamlike quality of his art.
Well, going from lurk to bed. Later waifus.
I'm sorry to hear that friend, I hope that resolves itself quickly.
Not too much I guess, just people being mostly nice, a few that were salty, but that's nothing new.
>dont know gasai
Slow heat death of the universe.
Keywords for this guy are Ayreon, Star One and Arjen Anthony Lukassen.
We dont have a board...
Luis Bunuel best Surrealist. Also Man Ray.
Thank you Tomoko!!!!
Thank you Akiko!!!!
Friday night just a tiny bit longer, I'll deliver! I'm happy you stood up for me and thank you! I'll see you later. c:
Thanks! I'm honored. I'll be on to drink with y'all two Friday evening! Later!
Why does that pic give off a totally different vibe then the rest of the pics?
Goodnight rum friend! Sleep well :) hope you feel better
Salty? What's going on?
Oh shit, HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMRADE
Cause shes bathing
me talking about my vagina.
for the most part yee
Just 182 cm or 5,97 feet I think? I used a converter for that, I'm tall but close to the average
No news is good news. Who doesn' enjoy being a lazy shit from time to time right? Enjoy it while it last, before you know it somethin comes along to ruin your day by making you get up
Well Belgium is really just a buffer between what used to be 3 gaint forces (UK, France, Germany) so we have them as our bros. Not much else to tell really, native people speak 3 languages and an accent usually. If you want to work anything public related you must be able to speak Dutch, French and English
I honestly didn't expect anyone to know the name
I love his work, I've had the privilege of seeing the original sketches for he made of his major works. If those sketches were legit his work was even crazier and more abstract than what he actually put on canvas. I feel he is still an influence on my current work
Have a happy Birthday
I expect a /waifu/ timestamped picture of your cake later okay?
It's been like this for a long time, if I'm correct.
Sit down, grab a waifu and enjoy yourself.
>inb4 don't feed the trolls
But I want my trolls to grow big and strong so they can take on the outside world
Mien god you're a horny one
Hey Yuno, how are you?
Nothing, really, just people coming in to complain about the thread.
maybe i want to do something and just dont know it
Im looking forward too it!
Fuck off I hate you
Not like that haha, I dunno, she looks more....adult I guess
For the most part? whats not to get?
Get it right pleb
Well you got some short shit in your house haha
Ohh THOSE people, pay no attention to them
Hello tomoko, how are ya?
We better fix that~
Nigga I aint german (tho my grandmother from my mom's side claims are a tad bit but I know shes bullshitting)
I've seen his work in person as well. He was a better Dadaist.
Whats going on
>insert boo hoo i hate myself too waah
Nah dude, how you going?
Bunuel did wonderfully as far as films go.
Man Ray's paintings always scared me as a child. They put me off of my guard and unnerved me, in much the same way that Magritte does. I think that's the sign of a wonderful artist.
>If you want to work anything public related you must be able to speak Dutch, French and English
That's my worst nightmare. I've mentioned it before, but one time as a teenager I tried to learn French in order to impress this girl I was into, but couldn't get down those guttural r's for the life of me, and I still can't to this day, no matter how much I practice.
>I've been into that same girl for as long as I can remember
>I honestly didn't expect anyone to know the name
I was really into visual art at some point in my life, and Atomium happened to be a fantastically neat structure that overlapped into my love for science.
Nice double dubs, mate.
Maybe now you've quelled your rage, and you can pick out a waifu and chill out.
how, how can we fix this
i dunno man im tired and skimming kinda, help me, what were we talking about ..? head right?
Oh you know exactly what I mean~
WELL THEN MAYBE....I dont fuckin know. You do you booboo, why do you think shes bullshitting? lol
Kek, im doing good, you?
So how's your day going Yuno? Big plans for the day? I'm going to go see the Cap Movie later (super excited!)
Well, Bunuel was a filmmaker. Man Ray's pictures are hilarious.