Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
some quality gachimuchi there kek
>I KNOW THIS GIRL FROM ASIA ALL I SAY IS DONG DING
>easier to laugh
Exaactly, Self deprecating humor makes all the shit an easier pill to swallow. That and masturbation as you said haha
Sheeeeeit, those sound kickass. and maybe settle for a bit less of a Graphics card while also upgrading the mobo?
Oh shit boi, Ill have to take a girl to a forest fire next time. Didn't know they were pussy magnets haha
That it does
Thats cus your imagination probably stopped at 4 as well
Kek. The new gen kids are shitty
I'm sorry right hand :(
Lol sweet I gots this
Got best of both worlds but I wanna see yours
First, bunny anon. And now you two
Oh no, I made a mess and I have to clean it.
lol, I wasn't trolling. I just post shit to piss people off if they insinuate I can't do something.
It's reverse psychology, but it happens in EVERY edition of this thread I start in for the day.
If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
You gotta play it smart.
I'll rattle my ass cheeks on your face.
kek It's a blue glow, i heard the hearthstone thing "RARE"
forest fires are not pussy magnets, anime figures are pussy magnets.
>If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
>Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
Naw nigga its 980ti or new mobo and cant afford both
Also the tattoo i want to get is the brotherhood of steel symbol
It's a social experiment then.
Good luck solider, stay strong.
How do you think a game with your waifu would work out?
Based god. That'll be my project for tomorrow when I get home.
>Best idol claimed
Jesus christ, how childish can you be.
Dio is gross.
As long as you dont fart to rattle them, I guess Ill be okay with that.
This is defeating the purpose of trolling.
Get the tat. Make sure its west coast.
Fuck off mai waifu m8
who is this
I feel bad for my right as well. Im a righty but left is what I use for the "feel good" kinda stuff
Both are nice
I wish mine glowed :/ and anime figures are pussy magnets as well? I guess I'll have a start an anime figure forest fire so she'll get doubly wet
Thats a little better.
What have you made me do?
>saved by the singles rattle
why even bother then? all you're doing is wasting your time
thanks for the image for my bait collection
Suppose so, was always into shooters as a kid
Tho its not like my generation is any better but my god these new ones are unbarable
if you light an anime figure on fire i'll find where you live.
pls no, every time someone mistreats a figure my heart breaks a little more
>make sure its west coast
Idk what that means
Heres a more fitting bait picture
Hmmm, I like the idea of the tat, and like rory said west coast best coast. But at the same time a better PC will bring hours of entertainment. Such the dilemma!
I've never thought about that! I dunno, maybe like a civ game where you have to conquer everything lol
So much Tomoko hate goin on. Y tho?
Apply the noose
Drink the bleach
Not really. Trolling is to attempt to get a specific reaction, generating butthurt, while HIDING the fact you're trying to do it.
I'm just using tripwire triggers.
>Call me out, and you're fucked
>Manage NOT to call me out, and I'll be relatively pleasant to chat with, only deviating a bit.
It's a trick, but I don't care if you know it; it works for me either way.
>a fun conversation
>a disgusting fest of fetishistic fuckery
Not exactly. In this case, one is a moderated result that deviates only somewhat from the accepted flow, the other is an immoderate direct attack with no purpose that actually wastes my time as well until I gotta go.
One is potentially slightly unpleasant but mostly all good, just adding some extra flavor. The other is rude, obnoxious, pointless, and absolutely disgustingly perverse, generating HIGH levels on unpleasant.
Also, this anon gets it.
Hey me too how was your day?
As am I, but I can't forget the memories I have of fuckin around with friends, fuckin with people and generally just fuckin
Do you have any figures? I kinda want some but I don't want it to get out im a weeb lol
no only cause i cant afford them, i want to get a bunch but i need to get my new car asap.
You have a point.
And because, fuck. That is why
topkek. Don't worry, there's happy feels.
ooh that sounds badass! A anime related civ game huh. Who should we sell this idea to?
Im doing pretty good thanks, how you doon?
Trips confirm, buy all the figures instead of car. What kinda car are you tryna get?
No, no, you see:
Trolling is subtle, and it generally wants to keep the trollees unawares.
What I'm doing doesn't care if you're aware, because I'm good with either.
As long as people don't call me out, I'm all good with any usage of this thread. I just won't follow the rules to a T.
But, when called out, I will shit on the rules for no reason other than don't call me out, because your rules are fake anyway
I kinda alluded to that here:
Can't what to see it brah
HIT THE QUAN
I enjoy both hands since I switch from on sessions unless using lotion
You're welcome m8. Just wish it wasn't as pixilated
Some are okay not gonna lie. Most are shits
Hey rika! It was fine. Buisness was slow so i didn't need to do much. How about you? Hows your day been/going?
>Yay, for once rattles
Alright i'm back. And i went and did some counting.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
typical weeb mobile
i want a nissan 240sx
or a subaru WRX
I think we should sell it to whoever makes the civ games. Or like a mod or something haha we could make billions
Tru, dude have you seen the new COD trailer? I'm a bit salty that their baiting me with the remaster of COD 4
Alright. Got my IS-2 the ventalation upgrade she needed
stuff to do
Slow days are always great but then time goes by so slow, what do you do? My day was alright, learned a couple new things on the job and now I am home haha
NOT INNOCENT ENOUGH FOR THIS TONGUE
It took me almost 0 seconds to notice that my image was almost the same, just with Cirno X Daiyousei.
Even blue/green on the same sides.
It's fricking uncanny.
QOTT: when beating the meat, are you left or right?
I'm both so one isn't lonely and muscles wont build unevenly
Just looked at the corsair 980ti its only $680
But i also need a mobo and a tattoo and i want to see rob zombie live
Ambidextrous! I tried switching, just didn't feel right with the way it curves I guess. I mean I can do it but it takes longer
Whats that? Never heard of it
Oooo, I got a nissan myself and that shit is built like a tank haha
Meh, I just have a bad taste in my mouth over them
Meh, it's IW so I have no expectations
>Having to buy a special edition to have CoD4 remaster
Fucking jews did this
>beating the meat
not all of us have the protruding appendage.
Fuckin' lefty. Righty for special occasions.
>The only "lewd" I have because of topic
Welcome back m8.
I'll try my best!
>HIT THE QUAN
You're a funny guy, you know that?
Didn't even think of that lel. Does Steam still do those paid mods or whatever that stuff was about?
You mean to pass the time? I didn't have much data so i just played with a basketball in the parking lot. Other than that i just doodled in a notebook.
>cracked up like a 12-year old reading that post
oh sorry, was reading replies.
how can you be both?
need that balancing
I just looked up IS-2 and its a tank, what are you gearing up for Tomoko?
>muscles wont build unevenly
Too late for me, If I keep this up i'll look like quagmire when he found internet porn
How much are the concert tickets? You might be able to get the 980, and see the concert
Well I meant what do you do as a job haha What did you draw? Was it cool?
Right arm is significantly bigger than left
>beating your lady meat
Nah tickets alone are gonna be over $60 because I want seats
Nah, i think the balance from yesterday was an anomaly. Rattles will prevail.
Promise you will come back for me? </3
>flickin the bean
yeah. Didnt need to think about that
I play World of Tanks. IS-2 is my baby
A less attractive picture of mai husbando. I prefer her in her Gravity Suit.
I thought it looked interesting. I always have a little hope for CODs when theyre first announced. But I swear I saw a pelican from Halo in there
>jews did this
:Your goddamn right they did, those sneaky bastards
What is your vagoo not made of meat or something?
I actually don't know haha, I only ever heard them doing that with skyrim and the shitstorm that followed and then nothing else
I stack shelves at a local supermarket and organize anything in the warehouse out the back. As for what i drew i just drew a girl. No one in particular. just a girl
>jews did this
Yes, we did... ;)
no i just wouldn't say i beat the meat on my vagoo
its more like, rubbing something thats vibrating very softly against one part of it and sometimes sticking things inside of it
It can be whatever you want it to be bb
Right?! Damn game.
GOD DAMN YOU KEY!
i love you key...
I do left so it feels like someone else. Sit on it a while to make the hand numb works too.
>Playing with the little man in the boat
CoD remaster is the only thing people want from that.
Im still at work till 6:30, fellow Aussie.
>implying I need to do the splits to ride a cow
Well then you should have enough for the 980 and the tickets right? unless my math is wrong (it most likely is)
>Not with the left, thats sticky
AAhhh that makes sense! haha, which country does it play for?
That's the scary part. Both being on the same side
OK then Irish spring body wash. Feels really good because of the fresh tingling feel
>actually want kids
Im having flashbacks to living plague-chan
Chinese but all the tanks in this line are not of Chinese origin. They are all just mods on existing tanks from other countries mostly Russia
I do the same thing but with toys n stuff. I wish I could draw, even doodle every time I try I always fuck it up. Thais awesome though man
Beating is a bit harsh haha
Go big or go home mang, if its not a 10 on the richter scale I don't fuck with it
Exactly! Thats what I'm sayin, im so torn
Well shoot, we can just sell the idea then. Ayy if we make bank Infinite Warfare will be worth it.
>when beating the meat, are you left or right?
I cannot get my dick off with my left hand, due to angles. So, right.
However, I finger my nips with my left hand while I crank my yank with the right.
However, that's a bit of a misnomer, because I'm a total faggit. When I wank, I pretend to be a girl, so there's not much cranking. I just rub the bottom of my dick with my palm. Also, if I get off to Cirno, I usually pretend to be Daiyousei.
>sorry, but pic is way too related to not share
>I want to be Daiyousei and have Cirno rub her clit against mine and force me to hold it in until she cums first into me
However, even when I need a fast cum, and I stroke it, I still can't do it with my left.
lol, have fun with that comment
For real. I've been making an active mental effort to forget most of the game so i can be happier. lol.
You know it
>Im having too much fun making these
Sheeeit, that sounds nice. I normally don't use lotion because for me its not worth, unless I'm using my fleshlight
So its russian stronk! I like it, do you kick ass with it?
really? Where do you work? i only work from 8 to 4 (though i normally leave about 15 minutes early).
just keep drawing if you want to get gud. Only way i learned
imho: feels better when slower and softer, my shit is mad sensitive.
it kinda sucks
>but its nice
B-both i want it to be both
But the problem is it pay ONLY for the ticket nonemof the other stuff like t shirts and beer and ither things
Niggers are so fucking disgusting, even at that age
>Being a pro DJ for 10 minutes
Still nothing with me. So rude.
In a cafe in Canberra. 6pm close, 6:30 out the door.
How many seasons did this series have?
What was it, Robot Jenny? I remember it a little
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
wew that's very indepth
Just had a blackout, checked fb, tiggered by ex's post.. decided to FINALLY unfriend her
Eh I am going to play it anyways, granted I'll play more CoD4 tho
Damn it goyim, I dont want to shill to play a 9 year old game
Primarly I dont cause Im totally not father material but when folks joke about how they'll never become grandparents.. I feel bad and that would be my reason to have kids
Yet i still like all the character.
Except Akane for like, 80% of the game.
But the other 20% is so, so good.
>rattling for rattlings sake.
Thats true! Honestly I don't mind COD, it does what its meant for and it can be fun sometimes. I just wish I didn't have to buy this new one to get cod 4 :(
Girl orgasms sound kickass tbh, I wish I could have one
Thats what everyone says and I have tried. I am one of those people who just wanna do everything, like I wanna draw, I wanna play an instrument, I want to be good at games. I just cant focus long enough on one to get good at it.
Mugi out of nowhere with that racist comment, how ya doin?
122mm cannon. I can pen most tanks. whats up with you?
Eh, I can wiki it now if i want.
>Menage a mois
i mean, i can try to pull that off. gonna be hard as fuck
Thats what I liked about the game as well, it made sure not to ruin it and make it a 'happily ever after' ending, but made it bittersweet enough that I was satisfied. I actually liked Akanes route, but yeah at the beginning she can push some nerves.
ah, i once worked in a cafe. Closed y?at 5 PM but allowed take out till 8. i had to work in the kitchen during that time after school. what's it like in canberra by the way?
>stealing my answers
It had 3 seasons. not sure if the third one aired on tv though.
I loved her route. It was how she was during every other route that bothered me.
You know what i mean.
oh ok. that solves that. thanks.
Lol, the slow and soft is nice too, and being mad sensitive sounds like it'd be pretty aight. What are the drawbacks?
Fuck, I see. Well are you gonna go by yourself? because if you spend a little extra. You could by you and your friends ticket, then he takes care of the souvenir/beer kinda stuff?
They honestly are. Its like a 24/7 gag fest
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Good on you, and yeah COD 4 is definitely gonna by why most people by this new one haha
I had fun reading it
It was an old request a few weeks back
And I'm saving these kek
I can never use a flashlight and I'd recommend using Irish body wash when doing the fap
Night ms. Dr Pepper!
kek, i don't blame you.
Tho WaW is my first CoD ever, I had some enjoyment from cod4
the drawbacks are
>every fucking time i use my hands i'll get super into it then push a little too hard and it wont feel good
and on top of that
every fucking person i've been with goes at the shit like its fucking on fire
no one ever does it all slow and soft, its like they want to give me a rug burn.
>this is why being alone is nice
Now all i can imagine is hotoru with a dick-clit
Nah niggas dont play that shit their broke
Idk what ima do with it
Probably buy a hooker and lose my virginity
But now im goin to bed
It's hard to blame -her- per say. Without dishing out big spoilers to anybody who wants to play the game, fuck that other person. Lol
They're doing an anime for it. I'm hype to see it, i'm curious how they'll handle the narrative compared to the VN.
Just a day at work, trying to clean down between posts.
>twiddling the dial
Cold and windy, but sunny and warm at the same time. Where are you at?
Ignore lotions. Coconut oil. Best feeling.
I guess I was expecting much worse responses to that comment.
I'm slightly shocked, actually.
Guess not everyone here is just waiting to call me a fag. Or did I defuse the bomb by saying so in the first place?
Yeah, its just that without backstory or context she can seem like a bitch at first. And as for the anime, I just hope it doesnt turn into another Grisaia No Kajitsu (seriously though, the Grisaia anime was shit)
You want to watch Shinoa too?
You dont want to, but you will
>Master Plan Revealed
You know it
>Last one Shinoa, I swear
Hell yeah, I'm not up to much. Just hangin out talkin with yall. Are you playing WoT now?
Why couldn't you use the light? and the only body wash I have is that peppermint shit. I can do with it but its a bit uncomfortable
cod 4 was my first online one, but I also heavily fucked with WaW and modern warfare 2
Ah I see haha, I feel like im a bit more sensitive then normal but nothing like that. Just feels a bit uncomfy in the pants
>this is why being alone is nice
Like my uncle used to tell me, nobody knows what you like like your own hand
It really can be fun, especially with friends. However Infinite War is just way to futuristic. A friend of mine said he may just buy the game,download MW, then return it though.
Many laughs have been had tonight.
>im boutta go twiddle the dial right now bcause of this
i don't have a dick clit, i promise anon
don't let my fuckery ruin your view of hotarus perfection
A small town called Duneedoo. It's in a valley north west of Sydney and not too far from any major cities. (though my job is in a nearby town)
you are worrying about it to much
yeah i am
Oy vey muh shekels
All three were my shit back then
Don't know what work is for you. Lol
Yeah probably don't need that again.
The VN was great though.
On another tangent, I waiting on angel beats' VN to get translated to english. I liked the anime and they're doing a reverse Grisaia, and i'm curious if it'll wind up making the VN super amazing. Lol
I surely will be interesting to see what they'll add that the anime didn't delve into, and to see what routes they'll be for side girls like Yui. Either way it just has to be as good as the anime for me to get it.
Yeah definitely. Yui is the one i'm interested in seeing played out more as well. I'm also wondering which girls that were just side characters are going to be full people, like the ninja girl. Shiina i think.