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Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
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still here
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Mirai claim.
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Claiming
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Trolling doesn't bother me. The rules aren't meant for them. It's simple enough to just bake new bread.

gj troll you stopped nothing
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>>682893843
Go to sleep nigga
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Milinda claim
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>>682893310
some quality gachimuchi there kek
>>682893681
fuck dio
>sachi claim
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>>682893681
>I KNOW THIS GIRL FROM ASIA ALL I SAY IS DONG DING
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>>682892628
>easier to laugh
Exaactly, Self deprecating humor makes all the shit an easier pill to swallow. That and masturbation as you said haha
>>682892685
Sheeeeeit, those sound kickass. and maybe settle for a bit less of a Graphics card while also upgrading the mobo?
>>682892736
>>682892771
Lewdo
>>682892903
Oh shit boi, Ill have to take a girl to a forest fire next time. Didn't know they were pussy magnets haha
>>682892926
That it does
>>682893254
Thats cus your imagination probably stopped at 4 as well

Also caliming
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>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i'll eat a rock.
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>>682893832
I'm here too anon
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>>682894003
Faggot kys
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>>682893832
@mega_phased on Twitter. Major fucking faggot
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>>682893832
Faggot
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>>682893914
>glowing waifu
>rare waifu
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>>682894140
You tried

>>682892092
Kek. The new gen kids are shitty

>>682892408
Fuck

>>682892446
I'm sorry right hand :(

>>682892556
Lol sweet I gots this

>>682892926
Got best of both worlds but I wanna see yours

>>682893414
First, bunny anon. And now you two
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>>682892614
>responsive rattle
>>682893310
Oh no, I made a mess and I have to clean it.

Rory claimed
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Aizawa claim
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Claiming best girlie.
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>>682893538
>>682893726
lol, I wasn't trolling. I just post shit to piss people off if they insinuate I can't do something.

It's reverse psychology, but it happens in EVERY edition of this thread I start in for the day.

If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.

Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.

You gotta play it smart.
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>>682894407
Hmmm, this seems familiar...
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>>682894382
I'll rattle my ass cheeks on your face.

>>682894363
kek It's a blue glow, i heard the hearthstone thing "RARE"

>>682894140
y

>>682894116
forest fires are not pussy magnets, anime figures are pussy magnets.
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>>682894493
I want to stick my d into her give more porn
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>>682894493
>If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.

>Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
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>>682894116
Naw nigga its 980ti or new mobo and cant afford both
Also the tattoo i want to get is the brotherhood of steel symbol
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>>682894493
That is trolling.
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>>682893414
It's a social experiment then.

Good luck solider, stay strong.

>>682894116
How do you think a game with your waifu would work out?

>>682894375
Based god. That'll be my project for tomorrow when I get home.

>Best idol claimed
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>>682893681
Fag should know nothing is gonna keep the rpers outta this shit aside from gore. Or mayhaps guro of their avatarfag
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>>682894493
Jesus christ, how childish can you be.
>>682894375
>smugger
>>682893681
Dio is gross.
>>682894733
As long as you dont fart to rattle them, I guess Ill be okay with that.
>>682894872
This is defeating the purpose of trolling.
>>682894857
Get the tat. Make sure its west coast.
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>>682894493
Heres my reply

>shinoa bro
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>>682894830
TL;DR
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>>682895185
Fuck off mai waifu m8
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>>682894493
That is the exact defention of trolling
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>>682894168
yo
>>682894284
who is this
>>682894341
and rude
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>>682894375
I feel bad for my right as well. Im a righty but left is what I use for the "feel good" kinda stuff
>>682894407
>>682894689
Both are nice
>>682894733
I wish mine glowed :/ and anime figures are pussy magnets as well? I guess I'll have a start an anime figure forest fire so she'll get doubly wet
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>>682894375
>saved
kek maybeeee

>>682894947
Thats a little better.
>stay strong
What have you made me do?
>RIP me
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>>682894140
>saved by the singles rattle
>>682894493
why even bother then? all you're doing is wasting your time
>>682895185
thanks for the image for my bait collection
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>>682894116
Suppose so, was always into shooters as a kid

>>682894204
nou

>>682894375
Tho its not like my generation is any better but my god these new ones are unbarable
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>>682895319
if you light an anime figure on fire i'll find where you live.

pls no, every time someone mistreats a figure my heart breaks a little more

>>682895111
straight twerkin.
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>>682894493
Idgaf post more pls
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Claiming
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>>682895111
>make sure its west coast
Idk what that means
Heres a more fitting bait picture
>checked
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Lurk initiated
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>>682894857
Hmmm, I like the idea of the tat, and like rory said west coast best coast. But at the same time a better PC will bring hours of entertainment. Such the dilemma!
>>682894947
I've never thought about that! I dunno, maybe like a civ game where you have to conquer everything lol
>>682895316
So much Tomoko hate goin on. Y tho?
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>>682895597
Apply the noose
Drink the bleach
Kys
>yandere-chan
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>having a waifu
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>>682895726
Why you lurk friend?
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>>682895822
nou
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Hey guys! Back from work!
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>>682895706
Ayy dats mai waifu fuk off
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>>682893681
what is your obsession with that faggy character from space cowboy? you fucking waste of human life
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>>682894460
Wait isn't she from Angel Beats? You fucking nigger. That show made me cry.
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>>682894799
Fine
>pic related

>>682894872
Not really. Trolling is to attempt to get a specific reaction, generating butthurt, while HIDING the fact you're trying to do it.

I'm just using tripwire triggers.
>Call me out, and you're fucked
>Manage NOT to call me out, and I'll be relatively pleasant to chat with, only deviating a bit.

It's a trick, but I don't care if you know it; it works for me either way.
It's EITHER:
>a fun conversation
>a disgusting fest of fetishistic fuckery

>>682894830
Not exactly. In this case, one is a moderated result that deviates only somewhat from the accepted flow, the other is an immoderate direct attack with no purpose that actually wastes my time as well until I gotta go.

One is potentially slightly unpleasant but mostly all good, just adding some extra flavor. The other is rude, obnoxious, pointless, and absolutely disgustingly perverse, generating HIGH levels on unpleasant.

>>682895111
Very.
Also, this anon gets it.
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>>682895782
hey koko. hows you doin?
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>>682895926
Hey me too how was your day?

Rikka claim.
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>>682895597
As am I, but I can't forget the memories I have of fuckin around with friends, fuckin with people and generally just fuckin
>>682895628
Do you have any figures? I kinda want some but I don't want it to get out im a weeb lol
>>682895726
Cmon dawgie
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4chan claimed
>bow down niggers
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>>682896219
no only cause i cant afford them, i want to get a bunch but i need to get my new car asap.
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>>682896079
Oh god no. Kurisu is from Steins;Gate.
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>>682895586
You have a point.

And because, fuck. That is why
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>>682895392
topkek. Don't worry, there's happy feels.

>>682895782
ooh that sounds badass! A anime related civ game huh. Who should we sell this idea to?
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>>682896124
Im doing pretty good thanks, how you doon?
>>682896266
Woah
>>682896333
Trips confirm, buy all the figures instead of car. What kinda car are you tryna get?
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>>682896393
whatever, i guess...

yeah, wutevs
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>>682896219
To each of their own
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>>682895307
No, no, you see:
Trolling is subtle, and it generally wants to keep the trollees unawares.

What I'm doing doesn't care if you're aware, because I'm good with either.
As long as people don't call me out, I'm all good with any usage of this thread. I just won't follow the rules to a T.
But, when called out, I will shit on the rules for no reason other than don't call me out, because your rules are fake anyway

I kinda alluded to that here:
>>682896112
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>>682894407
>>682894689
That's.. wow

>>682894460
Best qt!

>>682894947
Can't what to see it brah

>>682895111
Always

>>682895297
Oh

>>682895307
HIT THE QUAN

>>682895319
I enjoy both hands since I switch from on sessions unless using lotion

>>682895392
You're welcome m8. Just wish it wasn't as pixilated

>>682895586
You're welcome

>>682895597
Some are okay not gonna lie. Most are shits

>>682895726
>>682895904
Maybe me

>>682895926
Sup jenny
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>>682896159
Hey rika! It was fine. Buisness was slow so i didn't need to do much. How about you? Hows your day been/going?
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>>682895586
>Yay, for once rattles

Alright i'm back. And i went and did some counting.

SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am

around to track it.
Hugs: 26
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Rattles: 41
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
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>>682896491
typical weeb mobile

i want a nissan 240sx
or a subaru WRX
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CC claimed
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>>682896485
I think we should sell it to whoever makes the civ games. Or like a mod or something haha we could make billions
>>682896559
Tru, dude have you seen the new COD trailer? I'm a bit salty that their baiting me with the remaster of COD 4
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She too innocent, too pure
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>>682896491
Alright. Got my IS-2 the ventalation upgrade she needed
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>>682896774
spider expert
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>>682896803
Best smug!
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>>682895904
>my heart
stuff to do

>>682896219
>barks internally
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>>682896808
Slow days are always great but then time goes by so slow, what do you do? My day was alright, learned a couple new things on the job and now I am home haha
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>>682896952
NOT INNOCENT ENOUGH FOR THIS TONGUE
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>>682894493
>>682896112
>>682896774
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>>682896803
ikr?
It took me almost 0 seconds to notice that my image was almost the same, just with Cirno X Daiyousei.

Even blue/green on the same sides.
It's fricking uncanny.
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QOTT: when beating the meat, are you left or right?

I'm both so one isn't lonely and muscles wont build unevenly
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>>682895782
Just looked at the corsair 980ti its only $680
But i also need a mobo and a tattoo and i want to see rob zombie live
>>682896008
No u
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>>682896803
Ambidextrous! I tried switching, just didn't feel right with the way it curves I guess. I mean I can do it but it takes longer
>using lotion
Whats that? Never heard of it
>>682896916
Oooo, I got a nissan myself and that shit is built like a tank haha
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>>682893681
claimed
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>>682896803
Meh, I just have a bad taste in my mouth over them

>>682896926
Meh, it's IW so I have no expectations
>Having to buy a special edition to have CoD4 remaster
Fucking jews did this

>>682897202
Left
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>>682896774
Gake and Fay
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>>682897202
>beating the meat
not all of us have the protruding appendage.
>iusetoys
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>>682897202
Fuckin' lefty. Righty for special occasions.
I'm strange.
>The only "lewd" I have because of topic
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>>682897202
id rather not say
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>>682895926
Welcome back m8.

>>682896803
I'll try my best!

>HIT THE QUAN
You're a funny guy, you know that?

>>682896926
Didn't even think of that lel. Does Steam still do those paid mods or whatever that stuff was about?
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>>682897112
You mean to pass the time? I didn't have much data so i just played with a basketball in the parking lot. Other than that i just doodled in a notebook.

>>682897202
right

>cracked up like a 12-year old reading that post
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>>682897063
oh sorry, was reading replies.
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>>682897570
I want to fill your waifu like a creampie with my jizz
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>>682897202
left
how can you be both?
>>682896870
need that balancing
>hugs
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>>682897062
I just looked up IS-2 and its a tank, what are you gearing up for Tomoko?
>>682897079
>existential barks
>>682897202
Left
>muscles wont build unevenly
Too late for me, If I keep this up i'll look like quagmire when he found internet porn
>>682897205
How much are the concert tickets? You might be able to get the 980, and see the concert
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>>682897793
I want to cum in sachi's mouth
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If you can't do the splits, you won't be able to straddle me in bed.
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>>682897604
Well I meant what do you do as a job haha What did you draw? Was it cool?
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>>682897202
Only right
Right arm is significantly bigger than left
No reagrets
>>682897418
>beating your lady meat
>>682897854
Nah tickets alone are gonna be over $60 because I want seats
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>>682897793
>Hugs
Nah, i think the balance from yesterday was an anomaly. Rattles will prevail.
>Rattles
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>>682897854
>lefty high five
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>>682896803
>

>>682897079
Promise you will come back for me? </3
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>>682898005
>flickin the bean
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>>682897690
yeah. Didnt need to think about that
>>682897854
I play World of Tanks. IS-2 is my baby
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A less attractive picture of mai husbando. I prefer her in her Gravity Suit.
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>>682898011
>Rewrite
How dare you make me feel these feels
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>>682898084
>is that a small dick or a large clit

WHERE IS MY TSUYU
>Moka
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>>682897367
I thought it looked interesting. I always have a little hope for CODs when theyre first announced. But I swear I saw a pelican from Halo in there
>jews did this
:Your goddamn right they did, those sneaky bastards
>>682897418
What is your vagoo not made of meat or something?
>>682897602
I actually don't know haha, I only ever heard them doing that with skyrim and the shitstorm that followed and then nothing else
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>>682897978
I stack shelves at a local supermarket and organize anything in the warehouse out the back. As for what i drew i just drew a girl. No one in particular. just a girl
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>>682897367
>jews did this
Yes, we did... ;)
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>>682898216
no i just wouldn't say i beat the meat on my vagoo
its more like, rubbing something thats vibrating very softly against one part of it and sometimes sticking things inside of it

>>682898197
It can be whatever you want it to be bb
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>>682898189
Right?! Damn game.
GOD DAMN YOU KEY!
i love you key...
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>>682897202
I do left so it feels like someone else. Sit on it a while to make the hand numb works too.
>>682898011
>Attentive rattle
>>682898084
>Playing with the little man in the boat
>>682898216
CoD remaster is the only thing people want from that.
>>682898317
Im still at work till 6:30, fellow Aussie.
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>>682897977
>implying I need to do the splits to ride a cow
>>682898005
Well then you should have enough for the 980 and the tickets right? unless my math is wrong (it most likely is)
>>682898016
>Not with the left, thats sticky
>>682898086
AAhhh that makes sense! haha, which country does it play for?
>>682898178
I approve
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>>682898046
>voice on the wind
fuyukaidesuu~
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>>682897065
Super cute!

>>682897198
That's the scary part. Both being on the same side

>>682897272
OK then Irish spring body wash. Feels really good because of the fresh tingling feel

>>682897367
Fuck kids.
>actually want kids

>>682898046
Always watching!
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>>682898429
Im having flashbacks to living plague-chan
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>>682898451
Chinese but all the tanks in this line are not of Chinese origin. They are all just mods on existing tanks from other countries mostly Russia
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>>682898317
I do the same thing but with toys n stuff. I wish I could draw, even doodle every time I try I always fuck it up. Thais awesome though man
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>>682897602
Yes I am
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>>682898406
Beating is a bit harsh haha
>vibrating softly
Go big or go home mang, if its not a 10 on the richter scale I don't fuck with it
>>682898449
Exactly! Thats what I'm sayin, im so torn
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>>682898449
>Hitting the self destruct button
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>>682898216
Well shoot, we can just sell the idea then. Ayy if we make bank Infinite Warfare will be worth it.

>>682898694
Fuckin saved
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>>682897202
>when beating the meat, are you left or right?
I cannot get my dick off with my left hand, due to angles. So, right.
However, I finger my nips with my left hand while I crank my yank with the right.

However, that's a bit of a misnomer, because I'm a total faggit. When I wank, I pretend to be a girl, so there's not much cranking. I just rub the bottom of my dick with my palm. Also, if I get off to Cirno, I usually pretend to be Daiyousei.
>sorry, but pic is way too related to not share
>I want to be Daiyousei and have Cirno rub her clit against mine and force me to hold it in until she cums first into me

However, even when I need a fast cum, and I stroke it, I still can't do it with my left.

lol, have fun with that comment
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>>682898449
>Rattling rattles

>>682898644
For real. I've been making an active mental effort to forget most of the game so i can be happier. lol.
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>>682898694
why tho
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>>682898516
You know it
>Im having too much fun making these
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Baroooo
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>>682898516
Sheeeit, that sounds nice. I normally don't use lotion because for me its not worth, unless I'm using my fleshlight
>>682898651
So its russian stronk! I like it, do you kick ass with it?
>>682898694
Kek
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>>682898449
really? Where do you work? i only work from 8 to 4 (though i normally leave about 15 minutes early).

>>682898673
just keep drawing if you want to get gud. Only way i learned
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>>682898883
Yeah the game can be super fuckin depressing at times.
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>>682898711
imho: feels better when slower and softer, my shit is mad sensitive.
it kinda sucks

>but its nice
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>>682898406
B-both i want it to be both
>>682898451
But the problem is it pay ONLY for the ticket nonemof the other stuff like t shirts and beer and ither things
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>>682898694
Niggers are so fucking disgusting, even at that age
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>>682898789
>Being a pro DJ for 10 minutes
>>682898883
>Lurking rattle
>>682898969
Still nothing with me. So rude.
>>682899052
In a cafe in Canberra. 6pm close, 6:30 out the door.
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>>682899052
How many seasons did this series have?

What was it, Robot Jenny? I remember it a little
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I'm sleepin'. I'll see you fuckers tomorrow~!
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>>682897898
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>>682898011
>dubs rattle
>>682898827
wew that's very indepth
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>>682899242
My life as a teenage robot, dont know about seasons, sorry.
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Just had a blackout, checked fb, tiggered by ex's post.. decided to FINALLY unfriend her
>>682898216
Eh I am going to play it anyways, granted I'll play more CoD4 tho

>>682898369
Damn it goyim, I dont want to shill to play a 9 year old game

>>682898516
Primarly I dont cause Im totally not father material but when folks joke about how they'll never become grandparents.. I feel bad and that would be my reason to have kids
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>>682899057
Yet i still like all the character.
Except Akane for like, 80% of the game.
But the other 20% is so, so good.

>>682899221
>Interested rattle
What's up?

>>682899388
>rattling for rattlings sake.
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>>682898816
Thats true! Honestly I don't mind COD, it does what its meant for and it can be fun sometimes. I just wish I didn't have to buy this new one to get cod 4 :(
>>682898827
Girl orgasms sound kickass tbh, I wish I could have one
>>682898969
2 Spoopy
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>>682899052
Thats what everyone says and I have tried. I am one of those people who just wanna do everything, like I wanna draw, I wanna play an instrument, I want to be good at games. I just cant focus long enough on one to get good at it.

>>682899201
Mugi out of nowhere with that racist comment, how ya doin?
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>>682899201
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>>682899015
122mm cannon. I can pen most tanks. whats up with you?
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>>682899465
ah, right!

Eh, I can wiki it now if i want.
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>>682899221
>Menage a mois

>>682899200
i mean, i can try to pull that off. gonna be hard as fuck
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>>682899526
Thats what I liked about the game as well, it made sure not to ruin it and make it a 'happily ever after' ending, but made it bittersweet enough that I was satisfied. I actually liked Akanes route, but yeah at the beginning she can push some nerves.
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>>682899620
>Pickles removed
This isn't even shitposting.
This is justice.

>Shiragami
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>>682899221
ah, i once worked in a cafe. Closed y?at 5 PM but allowed take out till 8. i had to work in the kitchen during that time after school. what's it like in canberra by the way?

>>682899465
>stealing my answers

>>682899242
It had 3 seasons. not sure if the third one aired on tv though.
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>>682899842
I loved her route. It was how she was during every other route that bothered me.
You know what i mean.
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>>682899967
I had to do it, that show was my shit
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>>682899967
oh ok. that solves that. thanks.
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>>682899059
Lol, the slow and soft is nice too, and being mad sensitive sounds like it'd be pretty aight. What are the drawbacks?
>>682899200
Fuck, I see. Well are you gonna go by yourself? because if you spend a little extra. You could by you and your friends ticket, then he takes care of the souvenir/beer kinda stuff?
>>682899201
They honestly are. Its like a 24/7 gag fest
>>682899353
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682899499
Good on you, and yeah COD 4 is definitely gonna by why most people by this new one haha
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>>682900026
I can definitely see your point, some of her actions were nonsensical or just pissed me off. Shes a lot better in her own route in terms of likability.
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>>682898816
Welcome

>>682898827
I had fun reading it

>>682898967
It was an old request a few weeks back

>>682898969
And I'm saving these kek

>>682899015
I can never use a flashlight and I'd recommend using Irish body wash when doing the fap

>>682899201
Right?

>>682899353
Night ms. Dr Pepper!
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>>682900093
kek, i don't blame you.

>>682900155
You welcome?
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>>682900185
Tho WaW is my first CoD ever, I had some enjoyment from cod4
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>>682899883
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>making a 2D character 3D

trash/10
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>>682900155
She is too adorable
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>>682900185
the drawbacks are
>every fucking time i use my hands i'll get super into it then push a little too hard and it wont feel good

and on top of that
every fucking person i've been with goes at the shit like its fucking on fire
no one ever does it all slow and soft, its like they want to give me a rug burn.

>this is why being alone is nice
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>>682899790
Now all i can imagine is hotoru with a dick-clit
>>682900185
Nah niggas dont play that shit their broke
Idk what ima do with it
Probably buy a hooker and lose my virginity
But now im goin to bed

Goodnight waifus
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>>682900240
It's hard to blame -her- per say. Without dishing out big spoilers to anybody who wants to play the game, fuck that other person. Lol
They're doing an anime for it. I'm hype to see it, i'm curious how they'll handle the narrative compared to the VN.
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>>682900318
You're ruining my justice.

Also
>Goddamn with that racism, guys
Sometimes I forget we're still on /b/.

>Shiragami
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>>682899526
Just a day at work, trying to clean down between posts.
>>682899790
>twiddling the dial
>>682899967
Cold and windy, but sunny and warm at the same time. Where are you at?
>>682900254
Ignore lotions. Coconut oil. Best feeling.
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>>682900477
Night Moka
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>>682900254
>>682899531
>>682899388
I guess I was expecting much worse responses to that comment.

I'm slightly shocked, actually.

Guess not everyone here is just waiting to call me a fag. Or did I defuse the bomb by saying so in the first place?
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>>682900480
Yeah, its just that without backstory or context she can seem like a bitch at first. And as for the anime, I just hope it doesnt turn into another Grisaia No Kajitsu (seriously though, the Grisaia anime was shit)
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>>682900477
Nice dubs to call it a night. Have a nice sleep

>Rory-sama preserving image limit
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>>682899221
You want to watch Shinoa too?
Okay!
>

>>682899499
You dont want to, but you will
>Master Plan Revealed

>>682899531
You know it

>>682900254
>Last one Shinoa, I swear
>For now....
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>>682900486
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>>682900652
Says you
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>>682899650
Hell yeah, I'm not up to much. Just hangin out talkin with yall. Are you playing WoT now?
>>682900254
Why couldn't you use the light? and the only body wash I have is that peppermint shit. I can do with it but its a bit uncomfortable
>>682900315
cod 4 was my first online one, but I also heavily fucked with WaW and modern warfare 2
>>682900372
Ah I see haha, I feel like im a bit more sensitive then normal but nothing like that. Just feels a bit uncomfy in the pants
>this is why being alone is nice
Like my uncle used to tell me, nobody knows what you like like your own hand
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>>682899353
Sleep tight.

>>682899531
It really can be fun, especially with friends. However Infinite War is just way to futuristic. A friend of mine said he may just buy the game,download MW, then return it though.

>>682900254
Many laughs have been had tonight.

>>682900477
Sleep well.
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>>682900490
>that gif
>im boutta go twiddle the dial right now bcause of this

>>682900477
i don't have a dick clit, i promise anon
don't let my fuckery ruin your view of hotarus perfection
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>>682900490
A small town called Duneedoo. It's in a valley north west of Sydney and not too far from any major cities. (though my job is in a nearby town)
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>>682900640
you are worrying about it to much
>>682900818
yeah i am
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>>682900339
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>>682900723
Oy vey muh shekels

>>682900818
All three were my shit back then
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>>682900938
>>682900938
>>682900938
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>>682900771
As someone who played all routes in the VN I have to say I was disappointing in the anime, then again, i'm just a faggot on 4chan,
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>>682900490
Clean down?
Don't know what work is for you. Lol
>Apologetic rattle

>>682900652
Yeah probably don't need that again.
The VN was great though.

On another tangent, I waiting on angel beats' VN to get translated to english. I liked the anime and they're doing a reverse Grisaia, and i'm curious if it'll wind up making the VN super amazing. Lol

>Shizuru
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>>682900968
muh shekels now... hehehehe

>Milinda
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>>682901028
I surely will be interesting to see what they'll add that the anime didn't delve into, and to see what routes they'll be for side girls like Yui. Either way it just has to be as good as the anime for me to get it.
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>>682900640
you're still on 4chins and we have more autistic people that actually reg this thread
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>>682901418
Yeah definitely. Yui is the one i'm interested in seeing played out more as well. I'm also wondering which girls that were just side characters are going to be full people, like the ninja girl. Shiina i think.
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