SECRETS THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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SECRETS THREAD
my secrets are so secret that i dont even know them
I'm attracted to my older sister. I fap to her every day.
>>682890880
Fuck. I dont blame you, I want those legs wrapped around me.
>>682890880
dude shes like 50 years old...wtf
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>>682890880
That's OK. Family or not she's gorgeous. Would get me hard if she was my sister too.
>>682891141
Lol she's 24
Ive helped my gf get fucked by a dog
I think there's something wrong with my dick.
Lately the bottom has been itchy and redish and I can't stop scratching it to the point that it made some red spot who look likes scares and wont go off.
Its been 2 month since and I'm kindda scarred but meh... why would I go see a doctor ? I guess its just a little infection.
Oops. 2 days ago I fucked a girl without a condom.. am I fucked /b/ ?
>>682891215
wow, does she do a lot of meth or something?
>>682891372
you got crabs
I used to have reoccuring dreams of banging my sister. also lightweight sissy. sisters used to dress me up as a child lik3 a little girl & beautify me w/ the makeup..resulting damage-priceless
>>682890880
so how long have you known your sister was a preaying mantis?
>>682891507
honestly I wish I got crabs because it would have less repercution on my life then herpes or something like this, but the redish spot goes up to almost the head of my dick and I couldn't find a way that I could have possibly catch crabs. Before those happen I had not slept with a girl in a month or 2
I'm gay
And I probably cannot tell anybody lest I become homeless or I get killed.
In high school I would strip in my bedroom window for my neighbor. I'd take off my clothes and dance for him and then touch myself as he jacked off. We'd have phone sex too. We were the same age and his dad actually saw me too. Sometimes they'd both be fapping to me at the same time and not know it. He thought i was doing it for him. I loved being watched. Now I'm into public and group sex. I also love making out with straight girls in front of their boyfriends. Pic is my body.
>>682892362
this copypasta again
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>682892705
proof
>>682892362
10/10
Would read again
>>682892829
I wouldn't have gotten away for so long if I had kept proof now would I?
>>682893326
Sure you would have.
>>682893049
>>682893326
???
>Be me in 5th grade
>quiet kid named Tony plays Tiger handheld game during recess
>me and friend can't play on jungle gym one day, part of it was broken or something, was restricted.
>we Jack Tony's game and toss it up on the top level of jungle gym
>he climbs up
>it collapses
>falls on his head/neck from like 10ft up
>oh shit.jpg
>we run away and deny everything
>yard supervisor is screaming, standing over his unconscious body
>ambulance comes, he gets taken to the hospital
>never see him again...
>be me in highschool
>friend links me FB page
>it's Tony
>He's in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down
>>682893391
The Met searched my flat more than once.
>Good thing I didn't keep any mementos.
>>682893743
Shit.
>>682893743
copypasta faggot
>>682892362
You made me cum. Nice body.
I persuaded my friend to kill himself.
I didn't even dislike him, he was a good friend.
>>682890880
Love her legs!!!!!
>>682894426
why
>>682894749
I did it for the lulz.
>>682894267
I only copypasta my own OC.
In Edmonton several years ago, I cut a hole in a fenced overpass walkway and chucked a rock onto a bus. Misstimed it and killed the driver.
Held out for 2 years until my bitch friends ratted me out. Don't even feel bad, except I got caught.
I used to jack off in class back in the day
I've been cheating on my girlfriend since the beginning. We've been going out for some 3 years now, shes the best girl in the world. Like a total 10/10, couldnt ask for better, but im still a fucking retard and i like to play with my potatoes.
>>682894749
I wanted to see what would happen, so yeah, I did do it for the lulz.
>>682895301
I want more to this "secrets" story.
>>682895428
I know you did, fam.
>>682895428
lil sadistic dont ya think
>>682895301
Iktf.
I've fucked some 6 dif girls during my 2.5y relationship.
>>682895462
i dont want to. Im happy with life, im just despicable in this one habit. also, i browse 4chan
I confess I am Moot. I still lurk.
>>682890477
a jehovahs witness came to my door I invited her in and we talked for awhile and I acted real cool and we opened up to each other. She ended up giving me a blowjob before she left they don't come here anymore though :(
Fucked my wife's best friend from college. She is sexy is fuck and it was the best sex of my life. Amazing multiple orgasms.
I am from the year 2035 and I am watching societal reaction to the rise of National Socialism in November for our history books. Most of you die, but whatever.
>>682895751
I didn't enjoy doing it, I was curious. I think sadism would require pleasure on my part, it was like I had a "Sim" IRL.
>>682891394
I think you might need glasses, man
Im desperately waiting my mother in law to die. Sadly, bitch is healthy as fuck. But i guess it's what most of people want, so a shitty secret.
>>682890477
I really want to fuck and suck tons of black dicks.
>>682896172
Who was Trump's vice President?
Tell me about San Carlo, when did it kick off? Who knocked it?
>>682896253
you are literally what is wrong with the human race but then again I am not helping anything by being on this image board
>>682896060
She's sexy. Looks proper and slutty secretly.
>>682896433
A guy named Ben Garrison, no one knew who he was but a few. The rest you will see yourself. I am here to record history.
I still occasionally piss the bed
Drug and alcohol abuser. Completely functional so hardly anyone knows. I lead total double lives.
>>682895142
Was that the overpass on White mud?
its so easy throwing your hands up, giving up and sitting on your ass, people like you are victims even online , you're just a bystander, because you too late , too weak to do anything about it, people like you don't change the world, people like you won't ever change the world, you just accept it and people like you make it the miserable place it is, the only security you have is that you're behind a screen but you know the real truth , everyday when you wake up, with your self pity and self involvement, asking yourself how can I make myself the victim and the rest of the world a shittier place, while I spout hatred and laugh at other peoples misfortunes because I know nobody knows who I am, but maybe you spout hatred because nobody knows who you are in your reality, because you're so distanced, so delusional and you find yourself so damn interesting and believe other people can't comprehend that you hide away, people like you can't make a change, people like you keep things the same, no room for original thought or ideas, no way to change the world, take the easy way out, you always have, obviously that's worked out hasn't it? You miserable cunt, maybe one time you should try the other route, maybe once you should try to live and stop being a pathetic maggot feeling stuck in a hole that gets deeper because it's easy, nobody has it easy, change isn't easy, success isnt easy, being great isnt easy
>>682890477
I used to steal money from the school cafeteria
>>682896351
Push her down a flight of stairs, just a gentle tap.
Leave a small ingot of dry-ice under her bed, she will flow into a deep sleep and never wake up. It will look like a stroke, even if they test her bloods.
>>682892362
What a turn on
>>682891889
Bro sounds like a yeast infection they happen and they itch like a mother. Plus side an over the counter cream and some tinactine spray will clear it up quick. I think the cream was micontrazole.
>be 15
>Have Danish teacher blond vegetarian 7/10
>Worst kid in class
>ADHD
>Become a pet project for her
>Go to her place after class 3 days a week
>Laundry basket in Bathroom
>Routine consists of Study - Bathroom - Study - Talk
>Notice Dirty Laundry Basket in Bathroom
>Start fapping with her dirty panties
>One day nothing in Basket
>Skipt a 'bate
>She makes snotty comments how my bathroom break was short
>Blush and try to avoid the subject
>She notices
>Next time I knock she's just freshly out of shower
>"Oh hey anon, i'll be ready in 10 mins"
>let's me in
>Decide to 'bate with freshly removed panties
>cumbuckets
>go to books
>day goes as usual but she's beeing weirdly observant over me
>Next few days she usually "just came out of shower" when I come over
>FFW a month
>Festival in town, everybody drinking
>Stay at a friends house he got liquor
>Not really feeling it so decide to stop drinking after one beer
>Go to town
>Meet teacher
>she's soo drunk she's about to pass out
>She asks me for help to get home
>Not far
>Walk with her to her place
>Get her to her room
>"Awh, anon you are so cute can you loosen up my dress?"
>Run zip down
>Diamonds
>She drops it, wearing nothing but a tight black thong
>she falls to bed ass up
>Before passing out
>"Anon, I know what you do in the bathroom"
>she chuckles and passes out
>be 15, not really familiar with the 'consent' concept.
continue?
>>682896962
delicious fresh pasta
I almost molested my niece years ago. I asked her if she wanted to touch my dick and if she hadn't said no then I would have done something I could never take back, and then I would have to kill myself.
>>682891275
Not bad. I used to help my gf get the dog to lick her clit. I guess that's the same. She "loved that raspy little tongue."
>>682896481
I don't think so. I am very honest, my mother is very proud of me and I am a good friend to have around.
He was a NEET shut in with aspergers, it was a kindness.
>>682897245
Yes.
>>682897245
this seems fake and poorly written, please continue
>>682897317
Thank freaking God.
>>682891971
Where the hell do you live that you can't tell any body? Iran?
>>682897317
ages?
I paint unoriginal shit and sell it to people for way too much.
>>682897476
he was crying for help and you decided what was best for him. Playing God is sociopathic so my original statement stands
>>682897541
It's still pretty bad because instead of doing anything to her I just sat there and jerked off. Man, I was fucked up.
>>682897615
19/6 or something. My memory's pretty bad so it's pretty vague some days.
>>682897692
Is playing God so bad, He kills people every day?
>>682895288
I think we all did that at one time or another. I also jerked off at the back of the city bus a lot, in the lav of airplanes with unused women's maxi pads, etc.
I routinely hook up with this girl from high school who my gf can't stand. I've tried to stop several times because I know it's unfair to both of them, but having that option is too good of a feeling.
>>682895301
Did this too. Now in a perfect relationship with the girl I want to marry, but I'd still probably cheat, given the right chance with the right girl. I think it's just in our DNA as men. Biggest thing is to protect your gf from from 1.) ever finding out and 2.) getting an STD from the random side pussy.
>>682890477
I have 4 Bad Dragon toys; a Mary, a Sugar Star, a Chance and a David. I also got a bullet vibe.
I am a male.
>>682897862
You were 19 and she was 6? That's a little fucked
>>682897885
You should probably do the world a favor and kys
>>682897885
read what you just wrote. "IS PLAYING SO GOD BAD BECAUSE HE KILLS PEOPLE."
>yes it's bad
>>682896060
If that's actually the girl, I don't blame you. Just make sure the bitch never tells your wife.
>>682897204
Pic is me at a party. I was so dumb and slutty back then. Loved turning on dads tho. Having an older man want to fuck me was so hot and making out with them and sucking their dicks was crazy hot because they'd be so scared but want it so bad because most of their wives became fat fucks.
Took a creep shot of one of my female friends.
>>682897245
You've obtained my interest anon. Dick is up, let's go. MOAR stories/secrets if you got any.
>>682890477
About to move in w the love of my life yet I can't stop showing off my cock to kik sluts I've met over time
>>682893326
Fuck off you didn't do shit pussy
>I raped and killed a girl in 1991
>>682896094
>Im a bit addicted to nudes of teens
Dude, that's just called "being human." Teen girls are at the peak of their fertility. They were MEANT to be fucked then and it's only very recently (like the last 60 years or so) that it became 'bad' for an older man to fuck a teen girl. Read classic fiction like Jane Austin... the teen girls were ALWAYS marrying 50+ year old men.
As for the guilt thing, I had that too. The fantasy of banging whatever-chick was always better than the actual act. Both in the sex and in the guilt afterward.
>>682898104
Oh dude, you have no idea how fucked I was. The second I got off the guilt hit me and I went and begged for her to forgive me, she did but she was six like I said so we'll see where it goes in the future. At least I can say I didn't actually molest her, still it's a pretty terrible thing to almost do something. If nothing else at least it fixed me in that regard.
>>682898340
age?
>>682898050
was it with the girl you constantly cheated on without her knowing? did she ever find out? do you love her? you think youll marry her?
Peed on my cousins face in the shower a few times
>>682892705
Well you're a legend, even in the u.s. what the the fuck are you doing in 4chan?
>>682890477
given the chance I'd let my Dad fuck me
>>682898266
A lot of shit spewed out of their guts while I was ripping OUT their pussies...
>>682898410
Gotta assert your dominance
>>682898391
Seems like you'll be alright in the future then, as long as she doesn't bring it up
>>682898506
kek
>>682896351
Why? What specifically drives you crazy? My mother-in-law is a crazy bitch. She was raised a Catholic and is converting to "messianic judaism". I tried to explain to her that things don't work like that, but she's too dumb to understand that she CAN'T be a Jew.
Plus she's a bitch to her children. We don't have much contact, though, so I don't really care if she dies, just so long as she stays away.
>>682897494
Sorry, European.
>>682897245
>She has her eyes closed the entire time
>I start poking her and shaking
>Kinda wanted approval of me staying the night
>Just the sleep part, not the sex part
>She was out cold
>Light touches and feeling her up
>Mustering up strength
>FFW an hour or so
>Balls about to explode
>Thinking wether I should just 'bate or if I should do it
>Had sex twice before with "girlfriends"
>Start removing panties
>Not really subtle about it, but it removes any doubt if she might wake up or not
>Butt in air, my teacher fully nude
>Part her legs spit on my dick
>Get in position
>Slowly push my cock into the entrance
>Heaven
>Get balls deep
>Prolly microsized compared to what she has had before
>Not tight as gf's but sexier
>Hammer
>Soft moans
>"mmmhhms" and "ahhs"
>Didn't last long
>Cum deep inside
>Soft sleeping "noo" disappointments heard
>Too much if an idiot to remove any evidence
>Get in bed next to her
>Can't belive what happened
>Stroke her butt for an hour or so
>Diamonds again
>Have a second round with her
>Fall asleep, kinda accidentally
>Wake up next morning
>She's covered in stains
>Tummy and cock kinda sticked together
>She wakes up looks me in the eye
>"Anon...did we?"
>>682898500
Are you m or f? I'm guessing m.
>>682898180
It's her. Here's more. She's really fucking sexy. I had to fuck her. Her body is great too. She was so horny and I've always wanted her. She knew it. She won't talk.
>>682898603
yup
Cheated on my husband simply because other guy was literally a 10/10
Guilty
>>682898153
What's wrong with dying? If there is a god I think he would understand. I wish we could meet face to face and have a discussion. You would like me.
>>682890477
I was raped a lot when I was a kid.
>>682898476
Thank you, I'm wasting time of which I have a lot.
>>682898551
That's what I would think, but every once in a while this feeling of guilt hits me and I remember I'm a terrible person. It's been like six years since then, but still the feeling is there. I'm going to do what I can to make up for it and be there for her if she ever needs me in the future, it's all I can do really. It's not like I'll never tell anyone about this, except on /b/
>>682890477
i had sex with my closest younger cousin at the age of 7 (maybe 8) and liked it. still fantasize about fucking her every now and then. i cant see her without lusting for her. actually got caught and that was the last time it happened. fucked me up really badly tbh
also had a four-some in the bath tub with my sister, and two cousins
suck a male cousins dick to get a chance to play smash bros (or maybe it was super mario), got sucked off in the boys bathroom in 2nd grade
and sucked my god brothers cock while watching the iron giant (hated it every time. in fact it was rape when i did it for my cousin)
>>682898769
Just something you'll deal with in life anon, if anything it makes you a better person because of it. It a weird sorta way ya know?
>be 13 yr old boy
>be horny 13 yr old boy
>be lonely horny 13 yr old boy
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>i fucked the dog.
>>682898729
I'm so sorry. What a terrible thing to happen to a child. I hope you have found help through counseling.
>>682898599
Cum on
>>682898956
Jesus anon...
>>682898225
Again, pretty standard stuff. When I was in HS, my buddy and I rigged a hidden camera in the closet then got a girl to come over and change in front of it while we sat out in the living room watching and jerking off.
I filmed my cousin having a shower
>>682898660
She definitely seems worth it. Sexy af face.
>>682899141
Fucking bullshit
>>682898947
Nah, I understand ya, and it did make me want to change. I got a good job now, and even a gf.
I know facebook passwords of my girlfriend, her friend and one of my friends. I like to read their conversations, especially her friend sexting. Yet to find nudes.
>>682899197
.mov?
>>682899100
he didnt like me anymore. would always growl at me when we were alone.
>mfw when he died hating me
>>682896431
She never gives anything to her children, but always expects them to help her out with everything. Constant power games with me to see who my life partner chooses, me or her. Lived with her for half a year. I almost went crazy there. She made up lies about me, gave us no privacy, probably went trough my stuff and his stuff(bitch found my weed and threw it away, even accused me once of being a drug addict). She doesn't like me because im from a different nationality(she is a foreigner who came here). And theres a lot more. Basically half of that family is crazy.
>>682898217
Nice baby. I'm cumming to u.
>>682899066
No I just kind of buried it. It's pretty gay. The guy was retarded so I have huge distaste towards fags and retards
>>682899443
No shit
>>682898956
Not that reprehensible.
Some cultures eat dog.
I'd rather be fucked than eaten.
Found out my buddy's ex did porn literally right after they broke up and never told him. Some bloke posted the pictures here . Pretty sure she thought nobody knew either
>>682898599
fortsæt
I'm bi but all my friends and family are such lefty cucks I'd never hear the fucking end of it if I came out and I just want to be respected for my character and not my labels
>>682898599
>Somehow this felt alright to me
>Feel bad today
>She starts crying
>"We can't tell anyone about this"
>"Why did you? You didn't even use a condom Anon!"
>Stare, confused,
>I'm..Sorry?
>"it's alright anon, it's alright"
>She acts so disappointed in her self
>should I go?
>"No..not yet" (she didn't sound eager kinda she just needed more time to think about this)
>"How do you feel anon?"
>I feel good...I guess
>She makes more comments about how she could loose her job and how we shouldn't tell anyone
>At some point it's like she has forgiven me but it's silent an really awkward
>Teenage hormones kicking in
>Dick diamonds again
>Can we do it again?
>She looks at me shocked
>"What?"
>Somehow convince myself that if I say that i'm a virgin I might have a better shot
>I've never done this before, it was fun
>She thinks about this
>Tells me things like this aint right, not to get used to it
>She lays back and tells me it's okay
>Mount her
>Put my dick in again
>Warm and sloppy
>Have sex
>She holds me tight
>Tells me to keep going keep going
>Fuck her like no tomorrow
>Cum within seconds
>Sorry...
>It's okay anon
Next time i'm at her place we do it again, and again and again and again
This went on for months, at some point I tell my so called friend about it in confidence. He tells his parents
Teacher get's screwed, never saw her again
>>682899438
You might have seen it if you are into that stuff and trade private vids
>>682899462
Shit, reply to wrong one
>>682898578
When we were kids, my sister had this 5 foot tall Barbie. It was made of this flexible, hard plastic, and you could bend her legs and arms and dress her up. Anyway...
>In my adolescence, I was looking through the garage at old junk
>I found Barbie in a box in the garage
>I cleaned her up, and "repainted" her facial features with sharpie.
>then I hid her again
>Whenever no one was home, I'd lube up her thighs and go to town
>I'd always get close to cumming, but I was scared because I never had before
>One glorious night, I couldn't take it anymore. I had essentially been edging for months
>Blew my first load all over a giant Barbie doll
>eventually, I knew I had to get rid of the thing
>I tried setting it on fire, but my neighbors decided to come out in their back yard, right as I had started to
>I got panicked, and anxiety about it overtook. I crawled beneath the house,and dug out a hole for my half-charred plastic bride.
>I put her down in the hole, then placed a piece of plywood over it, then buried the plywood beneath a couple inches of dirt.
>I came back repeatedly to make certain it was completely covered
Years later, whenever I visit my parents, I think about her, beneath the house. I can almost imagine her there, reaching out to me, all tell-tale heart style...
>>682898898
What the fuck is wrong with your family?
>>682898396
I have never cheated on my current GF, who I'm planning to marry. Had a previous coworker with whom I flirted all the time call me up after a break up and want to get drinks. I jerked off over it, then on the day of the 'date' I canceled on her. Glad I did, but don't know if I'd always have that strength.
With a previous gf, I was with her for almost 2 years and cheated on her all the time. Met a girl at the Starbucks where I worked and went to her place that night and sucked and fucked. Almost got herpes. My gf saw the hickeys all over my neck and I swore I'd never do it again. Then my ex-ex-gf started messaging me and we'd cyber-fuck all the time. I flew up to Seattle and fucked her twice while lying to my gf about what I was doing. The first time was OK. The second time I felt so guilty I couldn't sleep all night even though I had a hot girl cuddled in my arms.
Cheating just has never been worth it for me. The lead up is hot as fuck. Cyber and phone sex is great. But doing the actual thing? Never as hot in person and too much guilt afterward.
I'm gay
>>682898500
I had a dream about that once. Both my dad and my brother fucked me. (I'm male.) Seriously fucked me up in the head for months. Glad I've never had that dream again.
When I was around 10 until maybe 12 my best friend and I used to play "girlfriend and boyfriend". I would take his dick out and play with it a little bit. Sometimes there was some sucking.
He has since gone on and run several political campaigns (though small town stuff).
>>682890477
I need the validation of several women at the same time, i had never had a gf i don't feel the need to cheat, is not just sex i need to make them cheat on their bf with me, need me, make them love me, one night stands are not enough, i always have 4-6 friends or classmates that i fuck. I don't know sometimes i feel bad, is not frequent but i really hate the feeling of fucking 5 different girls each week just to feel somebody loves me. I have never been single for more than 3 weeks since i was. Pic related it's me.
>>682899998
Cuck
>>682899857
I really like this story. 10/10
>>682898898
>also had a four-some in the bath tub with my sister, and two cousins
Would love to hear more about this part!
>>682898769
They will always remember, especially in this feminist obsessed society, being a rape victim is fast becoming the latest hot fad.
Once she gets into her twenties, she will be scouring her memory for any hint of abuse. She will remember. Tick Tock Anon.
You will be thrown into a rape cage, maybe your mother will still talk to you? But everyone will know what you have done, every family member, your permanent record, you will even be on the pedobear record so everyone on /b/ can see your pretty face.
You are a horrible person, but she will condemn you to a faith many times worse then what you did to her.
>>682899857
>tfw all you had were stuffed animals and pillows to practice on.
Fuck anon, I would have kept that shit. Nice story bro, at least an 8/10.
>>682897317
The fuck is wrong with you?! Go to bed, now!!
>>682900261
I wish it was just a story. Sometimes I worry that my parents already found it, but never brought it up because I would be awkward.
Surprisingly, I turned out relatively normal!
>>682897899
>I think we all did that at one time or another. I also jerked off at the back of the city bus a lot
No. Neither of those things is normal. Jerking off in bathrooms seems normal though.
>>682900462
My personal hope is that they'll decide to move, and whoever comes in after them will do some renovating.
And then a workman comes in and tells them they found a five-foot-tall charred plastic girl under the house. And the wonder just what they've bought
My uncle nearly raped me when I was 6. He was 19.
>>682899870
my aunt on my dad's side (lets call her aunt 1) is known to be a fucking insane bitchy alcoholic. turns out her children were a product of their environment.
aunt 2 is actually pretty great. its just that us, as children had no choice but to see each other when they visited.
no amount of drugs could numb the pain that this causes me, anon. hold me
My ex told me she gave her brother his first handjob when he was 14. She was really drunk when she told me so who the fuck knows if she was telling the truth. Would be a weird thing to lie about though.
>>682900752
Kek
>>682899773
Fuck bro, i hope shes doing well now atleast.
>>682900752
Top kek
>had a job sorting case files and destroying ones old enough to be destroyed.
>found a few rape cases
>thick folders full of evidence and testimony
>used to fap reading the witness statement transcripts
>In fifth grade I had a best friend named frank,
>He always got bullied and I defended him, I taught him to defend himself.
I give him a pocket knife so he can feel more safe.
>Have bully named Bradley 4 eyed bastard that the teachers loved.
>Bradley comes up to me and Frank at recess and pulls out kitchen knife on frank.
>He had it in his backpack tell teachers he gets 1 fucken week of detention.
>Next few days got worse for frank, Bradley had been seen riding around Frank's neighborhood holding a bb gun.
>Frank is scared doesn't want to go to school.
>I have to stand up to Bradley for him so find Bradley on street near Frank's house I had a pocket knife that I took from grandpa I wore all black and painted my face green and black.
>Wait behind some trees and see Bradley walking around calling frank out I could see the bb gun on his back
>I rush Bradley with knife and stab him 3 times in back and I ran off.
>Frank's mom calls ambulamps.
>Nothing major was hit, Bradley never bothered frank again they never knew it was me.
>Bradley gets a fucken principles award for bravery among a bunch of other shit like new scooter (when they had just came out with the razor) a bunch of yomega yoyos and a yu gi oh Kaiba deck.
>I wanted to end that piece of shit life of his.
>Frank never knew it was me he ended up being friends with Bradley I moved away and they are best friends.
>>682899238
>Fucking bullshit
What part? Is it really that hard to believe? We were little pervs but our youth group made us think sex was evil... so we figured out lots of other random stuff.
We were going to try to hide the camera in the girls locker room at the church school but it was too complicated. So we found a vulnerable girl in our youth group. She was a foster kid. We were all high school Freshman I think... or summer after freshman year. Told the girl that we were starting a video production company and needed models. Dumb girl came over. We gave her a bottle of baby oil and told her she had to lay on a towel that we conveniently put right in front of the closet. She got naked. Rubbed oil all over her pussy and tits. She didn't really jack off but she played with her nips a lot. Then she'd get dressed in panties and I'd go back in and pretend to coach her about modeling and film her with another camera. She was always 'modest' with me but my buddy could see everything from the hidden camera behind her.
We recorded everything to VHS and had some kind of argument over who got the tape. He took it home and hid it under his bed. His little brother found it and left it in the VCR. Thank God my buddy found it and not his parents. But then the brother stole it again and turned it into our youth pastor.
Youth pastor claims he "destroyed it" but who knows... he might still be jerking off over it. I would!
I stay up past 9 when my mom tells me not to.
>inb4 sage
Pls
I'm deathly afraid of letting anyone new into my life because the shit I've done/fapped to could probably get me thrown out of all my social circles.
>>682899405
Who does her friend sext? That's pretty hot. Anything good?
I am sexually attracted to my younger (legal-age) sisters. Getting desperate enough to do some weird Persian black magic shit to try and get them both into bed.
I've thought about weird bdsm incest shit with them.
I fucked my history teacher in high school. Secretly a heroin addict for 10 years (I'm 23). I was involved in dangerous gang activity throughout and past junior high & high school. Bought my $200,000 apartment from selling drugs. I am a white female from a prominent family educated & currently getting my Medical degree. I bake cookies & do charity work.
No one in my entire life has ever known, ever. It's like dr. Jekyll & mr. Hyde. It's a big fuckin trip sometimes and I'm like what the fuck am I doing? & then I get high and I'm like .....ehhhh might as well.
>>682899462
Does she give you shit for being gay? She sounds like a cunt. I totally understand why you'd wait for her to die. Does your partner have a close relationship with her?
>>682898729
I think men can recover from childhood sodomy, what gave their raper pleasure will be used for shitting, oddly enough, female pedophilia is what really fucks up boys who become men.
We are so open with sex thesedays, that children will figure out what was done to them before puberty. This makes for histrionic, plexicolored hot messes for the girl rapees and faggots for the boy rapees.
TL;DR: Don't have kids, you WILL try to fuck them. Don't try to make the world into your fucked up childhood, you will end up as a feminist or some fag activist. Kill yourself.
>>682901110
nah her ex is her bf's twin so he's jealous about him fingering her first, plus they video called but she was typing. He didn't like her using the bottle on herself because it was doing a better job than him kek
but she obviously lies to him like a little kid, such as "oh no your dick feels so much better" and "i only want to make you feel good"
>>682901002
That is literally the most retarded thing I've ever read..
>>682900739
Holy shit! Never thought about this... That'd be an interesting episode of "If Walls Could Talk"...
>>682901080
Quit trying to fuck the bunny
I walked in on my brother sucking his own dick.
I was part of the whole blow job scandal that was going on at a certain elementary school.
The girls would wear different colored lipsticks and we would stick our erect cocks in their mouths and see how deep they could throat them while they left the lipstick marking on them.
The guys would give them these different colored rubber bands and they would show them off and that would show who was the most popular.
The guys would show off there lipstick colored cocks to each other to shown who gave them a bj
>>682901660
Did you finish him off?
>>682901676
Geezus these fake stories...
>>682900766
It's sad to hear things like this, bad parenting really messes kids up. I see people i knew as a kid who were fucked up having kids of their own now, and continuing the same cycle. You seem to have a head on your shoulders now which is good, hang in there dude
>>682901810
No he had it under control
>>682901262
pics?
This thread in a nutshell.
>>682900242
You're a handsome guy. Sounds like some shit from the past is making you insecure. Get into counseling and figure that shit out so you can go conquer the world, Anon. You can do it!
>>682890477
I want to fuck my gf's best friend. Again.
She was the one who took my virginity, we were FWB for a few months after that. Got together with my gf a few months after, still on good terms with her.
It's only physical though, I simply consider her a friend on an emotional level. But ever since we had a drunken threesome I've been feeling the need to fuck her again.
When my nieces/nephews stay at my place we usually shower together, if they want to. we dont do anything "bad" but doubt some of their parents wouldnt be ok with it, as they are conservative godfags who try to shelter their kids from reality. They are all fine with me and the boys but it's for the better for everyone if they dont know everything.
>>682900364
the eldest female cousin some how managed to convince the youngest cousin, my sister and i to come upstairs with her to a jacuzzi. the 4 of us got fully nude and hopped into the tub and well, we weren't fully aware of the differences between boys and girls, but the eldest cousin was. all i can remember is the fact that she reached out and touched each of our privates and kinda fondled my baby dick. it was all around awkward tbh. i dont know what made me think that it was okay to be in the bathroom with a bunch of girls but it was definitely uncomfortable and it opened the do to us doing other stuff together. i fucking hate that bitch. theres been a few times when i thought of getting vengeance on her but there really isnt a way for that to happen. i have to live with that for the rest of my life. she took my innocence, my curiousity, and my desire to create sexual relationships with women who probably would like to be with me
>me 18 about a week away from going to college
>brother 12
>live out on rural property with huge abandoned quarry a short ride down the road
>parents don't finish work until 6
>brother gets home at 2 waits for his friends and they ride to the quarry to be kids
>one afternoon I'm training out the front one extra rides up with his friends
>a pretty obese girl, im thinking gotta be 190lbs if not 200
>they all laughing, call her "chunkslaw" and making fun of her about riding to the quarry
>they ride off she stays watching me train
>strike up a convo cause shits awkward
>brother and friends always abuse her for being fat and can't ride in teh quarry
>finish my workout and say she can just watch tv
>go and shower, come out and go into my room pretty much forget shes there
>dont shut the door, sitting with robe on the corner of my bed reading the sports pages
>look up shes just standing there looking at me mouth agape
>look down, robes wide open my whole set is out
>cover up, um sorry forgot you were there
>she says I have a hot body and asks "can you make it grow?" (still fap to the thought of those words in my mind sometimes)
>laugh, not for you, you shouldnt have seen and apologize again
>starts to come into the room "come on I want to see it, I wont tell I'll show you these! /pulls down her shirt"
>cock pretty much vertical instantly pokes out, bottom half of robe drops away my set is sitting there throbbing, silence as shes staring at it with this hungry look in her eyes
>let her play with it
>plays with it every day for a week while my brother is at the quarry with his friends
>go off to college the next week and never speak a word of it to anyone (not even brother) and never see "chunkslaw" ever again
Still kinda feel bad that she was fat and they gave her a lot of shit for it.
I wipe my ass from the front
>>682902070
Why
>>682902179
Do you have an ass for a dick?
>>682900478
>Jerking off in bathrooms seems normal though.
What are you using as your measure of 'normal'? Are you mixing up 'normal' with 'common' or with what YOU did?
>>682901940
You moron it was all over the news
>>682902273
Reach under nigga, I tried from the back and fuck nah
I like to sniff my poop after I wipe my butt. It touched my nose once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>682902179
>>682902420
Seriously... Elementary school? No fucking way.
>>682902483
This is why I dont tell anyone kek
Dated a guy in 8th grade he was 1 or 2 years older then me. 2 months in he persuades me into losing my virginity to him as he says he "loves me." We do and I felt horrible as I was not aroused and he wanted his friend to watched but I told him no and that's the first time he hit me. After this he starts to beat me on the basis. Made me drink and do drugs. Sold me to strangers and his friends for money as they had their way with me. They would rape me in his room and sometimes they would get razors and cut my body so I would be in pain.Along with cigarette burns. I couldn't handle it anymore after so long so I dumped him. He beat me and said no. I cried all the time and was doing horrible in high school. He broke up with me and I was happy but sad. Saw him a week ago with my boyfriend when we went grocery shopping. He started at me and smiled. I swear I felt like I was going to faint. But boyfriend knows about who he is. I don't know why but I am not sure if I have feelings for him, or something. I love my boyfriend, we plan to marry. But something still pulls me to my ex when I see him.
I gotten tested and I am clean. I no longer drink or do drugs. My body still has some scars but my boyfriend accepts it and loves me the way I am.
Only my boyfriend knows about what he has done.I was to afraid to tell anyone else because I thought he would kill me.
>>682898717
Think you'll ever tell him?
What exactly did you do? Fuck the other guy or just kiss or what?
>>682892705
Lol fucking jack the ripper
>>682902005
thank you for the kind words. they mean a lot. this was the first time i opened up about this to anyone and to hear the things you tell me… it just means more than you think.
>>682898717
hot
post tits+timestamp with wedding ring visible pls
>>682902599
Is this the lie that you tell yourself? Or the masturbatory scenario that keeps you warm at night?
The woman I had cheated on my first girlfriend of 4 years ago fucking up agood chunk of my life is now becoming an issue in my current relationship years because any time she's around ai cannot stop thinkin about how perfect she is in bed
>>682902599
No sympathy. You're weak, and at least you used to be good for something.
>>682902562
My elementary school ended at 7th grad so we were old enough to know about sex
>>682898503
>>682898717
greentext it
>>682901412
Haha, yep. She's playing with her vibrator to get off and then telling him about how it's the only dick she'll ever want. What's her age?
Man, the stupid shit girls say, and I think many times the believe their own bullshit. One minute they're telling you that you're the only man for them, then they're off to some other guy and won't give you the time of day. At least guys are consistent. If I fucked you once, I'd fuck you again.
Used to fap and eat the crotch of my friend's sister's panties she'd leave around her bedroom. Pretty sure it was crusty discharge after her period fuck from her boyf, tasted metallic and salty and got me off so quick. Then I fucked his mom too and came in her pussy. True story.
>>682901473
>That is literally the most retarded thing I've ever read..
LITERALLY? You must not read much on the internet. Literally.
>>682902868
Not the point, just because you know about it doesn't mean girls are going around giving fucking random kids blowjobs, I've heard this story a thousand times before fucking faggot
>>682902599
go see a therapist
When I was 15 a school friend invited me over his house and fucked my asshole. I am not gay but something about it felt good and I couldn't say no. He also made me suck his cock and came in my mouth. I don't like penis but I did it anyway because I didn't have any self esteem back then.
>>682890477
I have a forgiving feeling for somebody I should hate, I met (well, saw after a long time) this person who I think is fun and cute and talented and all that, but the person is also a radical lgbt supporter, wants to be the opposite gender (or some fucked up abysmal they've created on tumblr), is in a constant edgy teen phase, and probably hates the things I stand for in general.
But I really like this person, I felt very comfortable around them even though I had just met them, very warm and comforted, kind of in-sync too.
But yeah every once and awhile I check up on what they're doing and it's always somehow depressing and I have no way of helping them so I sit back and watch the fire and it pains me inside and due to sitting back for so long on almost everything in life I feel I've become a braindead slave who exists to wake up, sit, and sleep.
any activity feels like a chore, and I'm like the skinniest person in my family
help
When I was 6 I was put in a drawer and raped.
>>682903126
Was he 19?
>be 25/f
>used to go on omegle a lot to get off
>chat to 13-16 year old boys
>add on kik
>send nudes and make their dicks hard
>cum
>block them
>>682902109
>I've been feeling the need to fuck her again.
So why haven't you? Do you have the opportunity? Better to get all that shit out of your system now.
I had one "burner" girlfriend, with whom I did 3somes, cheated on, etc. I feel good now in my 30s because I got all the crazy shit out of my system and have good stories. I shake my head at my buddy, who got married right out of college and never did more than kiss another girl. He basically jerks off to all my tales instead of having lived his own.
>>682903262
tits+timestamp for proof
>>682902117
Pretty hot. Ages? How do they look? Do you jerk it later and think of them? How have they not told their godfag parents? (I grew up in a godfag household.)
When I was like 4 or 5 my brother who was 11 or 12 asked me if I wanted to see his penis. Me being that young of age I didn't know it was wrong. He then shows me his penis and asks to see mine. He then starts to suck me and I was confused. He asked me to return the favor and he cums in my mouth. This goes on for another 2 years. My brother ended up being a flaming homosexual. Looking back at it it really fucked me up. Obviously if I can still remember this he can. I as of today have no attraction towards men and have a girlfriend for 4 years. I've never told anyone because the repercussions it could have on him.
>>682903125
Just stay in contact with that person if you enjoy the presence and feel comfortable
You can't force yourself into other people's heads and the "help" at the end of your sentence makes me feel like you need human contact
this edgy teen phase you speak of could be very well that : a teen phase. The worst thing you could do to a person that's losing oneself is to abandon said person
>>682902129
Interesting twist. Probably most guys like myself would think "that's hot" but it's interesting to hear that it wasn't some orgy/sex party and that it actually fucked you up.
>>682903262
>be 27/m
>go on omegle a lot to get off
>chat to 9-16yo girls
>add on skype after cumming for them
>cum buckets for them on skype
>cock literally a prune after a month
>delete skype cause paranoid someone will find my skype and see my contact list with literally no girl over 15 on it and hours of saved footage of them nude and watching me cum
>never been on omegle since
>still feel a bit shitty about recording 9/10/11 girls wanting to watch me cum and me firing ribbons of cum all over the place for their amusement
>>682903558
well shit
did your brother ever apologize, or acknowledge what he did ?
i show nudes of my gf to 2 of my friends that she hates
Ex gf blew a cop to get out of a ticket.
>>682902780
Fuck your current GF and think of the other chick?
>>682902024
Unwilling to risk it. Both part Italian. One's a sorority cunt, the other's kind of a party girl fuck-off.
Slenderish builds on both.
>>682903684
Where's the .mp4?
>>682903686
No its been 15 years and he hasn't said a word about it.
>>682903380
Proofs
>>682896020
Get a load of this newfag
>>682902380
I just jerked off in a bathroom. definitely not the only one here who does that shit. A girl I work with confessed that she does some days, and I know some of my exes do.
not saying 90% of the population does it but it's more normal than you'd think.
>>682903883
are you in good terms with him ?
>>682903558
wow he used you like his personal gloryhole
>I have nudes of my friends gf, found them on the internet
>I put spycams on my bathroom when I hosted a party
>having nudes of someone I know without them knowing is arousing for me, plus if it's someone's I know gf
>>682903125
>any activity feels like a chore, and I'm like the skinniest person in my family
>help
Seriously, I know people say stupid shit here, but it sounds like you are actually depressed. It's not just a 'sad' thing. You have a chemical problem in your brain. You need to talk to a doctor and MAYBE a therapist. Life can be so much better. Don't be ashamed to ask for help.
>>682903684
We're sick fucks huh? Haven't done it in a year cuz i felt so bad -.-
>>682903684
How did you get them to add you ?
>>682890477
My mother molested me. When I was a toddler, she'd give me hand-jobs in the bath tub and say it was a game called "got your dickybird." Then one day she caught me playing "got your dickybird" with my little brother in the bath tub and freaked out, screaming that I was bad and evil. I was confused and terrified and asked her what I had done, and all she'd do was glare at me and say, "You know, YOU KNOW." I was never allowed to bathe with my little brother again.
Over the years, she was constantly finding reasons to rub lotions all over me or push her very large breasts in my face. She cut my hair all through my childhood and I grew to dread it since she'd press my face between her breasts while she did it.
Once, when I was 13, she openly propositioned me. I had just come in from mowing the lawn and I had my shirt off and was covered in sweat. She came and sat down beside me and asked me if I ever saw her as a woman and not just my mother. I told her coldly that I barely saw her as human and she reacted like I'd slapped her.
No, I never fucked her.
>>682896041
wats his name?
>>682903262
you are doing gods work femanon. When I was 16 there was a girl in her 20's I'd do that with and it was the best fucking thing ever.
>>682903971 I guess he left the house at 17 for college and after that only see him and talk to him on holidays
>>682903282
>So why haven't you?
'Cause I can't for the life of me tell if she'd be into it.
>Do you have the opportunity?
Not really atm. Possibly could if I tried. But see above.
>Better to get all that shit out of your system now.
>I had one "burner" girlfriend, with whom I did 3somes, cheated on, etc.
She's not a "burner" girlfriend at all, I do plan on marrying her. She knows I'm not that experienced, so we have an agreement that involves me being allowed to have ONS to do exactly that as long as she knows of them (she's not big on keeping secrets/lying).
GF also implied that the threesome started out with her simply wanting to watch and that next time she'd like watching me fuck her best friend. Dunno if that's still on though.
>>682903890
what I imagined was better. ignorance was bliss. please delete that shit.
>>682904187
Well glad to know i probably gave them some enjoyment rather then scarring them for life. Well probably both lol.
>>682904177
>got your dickybird
Fort Mcmurray is my fault. I never wanted it to get this far out of hand.
>>682903930
>not saying 90% of the population does it but it's more normal than you'd think.
Nah, I totally agree with you actually. It's very normal. My first gf used to go in the bathroom of the library where she worked and jerk off. I've known MANY girls who did that. (One worked at a sex shop, so you can't blame her.) In fact, I'd say it's probably weird to find someone who HASN'T jerked off in a bathroom.
For me, for some reason, when I was young (esp. jr high) it was a 'thing' for me to jerk off in every random place I could think of. Kind of like men who have a thing for fucking in random places? So let's see:
JC Penny's changing room
Out in the middle of a park behind some trees
bus
airplane bathroom
any random room at church
>>682903449
nephews 4, 7, 10. nieces 5, 7,7,8. im not into pedo stuff but i can admit they are all pretty cute. the 2 7yos girls are best. only fapped to them very few times, mostly when drunk/on drugs. They all like me and enjoy staying at my place cause i let them do pretty much anything. the 7yo boy and 8yo girl have the godfags, they are smart old enough to know what to tell or not, ive talked to them about it quite a bit.
>>682904394
Lmao I want this to be a meme
>>682898072
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fag
>>682899666
This fucking get. Nice.
>>682904560
Gee, it sure would be swell for my personal trauma to become a hilarious and popular meme.
>>682904390
trust me, you gave them enjoyment. The worst part of that story is the blocking them afterwards.
I learned a lot from the girl who did it with me which meant I had a serious advantage on girls my age. I still talk to her sometimes. she's mid 30's now, still knows just how to turn me on.
>>682904177
If that is true I am extremely sorry for you
>>682904666
Im pretty sure that's how most are made bro
>>682904335
THIS IS AWESOME!! are you going to an hero on /b? reference this thread so we know!!
>>682904666
>got your dickybird anon
>>682904290
>GF also implied that the threesome started out with her simply wanting to watch and that next time she'd like watching me fuck her best friend. Dunno if that's still on though.
3somes are a good way to get it out of your system. My advice: let your gf take the lead in this and don't bring it up EVER. (My GF back then got jealous if I seemed to eager.) Make sure your current GF knows that she's THE ONE and that these other chicks are basically masturbation to you.
It's POSSIBLE to cheat and have 3somes if you have the right girlfriend, but it's damn hard. Good luck. Oh, and for God's sake... and I can't emphasize this enough because I almost got The Herp from a ONS... ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS USE A CONDOM. No matter how clean they claim to be.
>>682904697
Too scared of getting caught
>>682903581
I'd love to say I'm keeping in contact, because I'd be content with that.
But trust me, it's hard to with this person, there is no possible contact outside of facebook, and that is used very rarely.
A-And I'm not trying to force myself! I keep distance from virtually everyone, for better or for worse.
and yeah I
do
lack
human contact..
>>682904666
can you post your dickybird? please?
>>682899773
Pics of said teacher?
>>682904898
fair point. 13 would be pretty high risk. 16-17 might be pretty safe though.
just do it through an anonymous account and lie about your name/city.
>>682904477
Sadly when they get a little 'riper' they probably won't still want to shower with you. Would be pretty awesome to shower with some nice 13 year old pussy. Just don't touch. As you can see from the other threads, sexual contact at that age can fuck people up. If you can take secret pics or just use your imagination and fap, though, good on ya!
>>682904026
yeah some of the vids I have I still feel massively ashamed of
two 11 year olds licking each others nipples and touching each other for my amusement followed by me losing control and jetting a 9 spurter all over myself and the floor behind me
then them asking me about it and sitting soft for an hour while they lez it a bit more
get hard again and cum again
Just thinking about it makes me get a shame boner.
Cheated on every chick I've been with, used to be super controlling and jealous to hide it, gave up trying to control and found encouraging them to cheat makes them less likely to think I'm cheating. 27 chicks in case you're wondering.
>>682900752
#1 kek
>>682904005
No no, I don't need a doctor or a therapist, I don't know anyone who has benefited from that.
I have an autistic cousin who acted very anti-social and odd thanks to his therapist telling him things that didn't help at all, and doctors are only going to tell me something somebody on here could, then charge 100$
>>682905219
Yo, I'm depressed and my therapist is awesome
Try it at least
>>682905123
>Just thinking about it makes me get a shame boner.
Dude... why a shame boner? If you had a vid of you ordering some 11 year old to suck your dick while she cries and says "do I have to?" might be worth being ashamed. (Accidentally downloaded a vid like that once and instantly deleted. Made me so sick!) But if these girls were voluntarily lezzing out? I mean, that's just hot.
>>682892705
>So off the wall almost seems legit
The amazing world of /b/
>>682905356
I don't know..
you're still depressed, aren't you?
what good is the therapist then?
I mean, unless you've just started..
>>682904856
>3somes are a good way to get it out of your system. My advice: let your gf take the lead in this and don't bring it up EVER. (My GF back then got jealous if I seemed to eager.)
Will do.
>Make sure your current GF knows that she's THE ONE and that these other chicks are basically masturbation to you.
She knows. Also, her best friend is the only other woman I've ever had sex with (including the threesome).
>ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS USE A CONDOM. No matter how clean they claim to be.
Always do. Could go raw on her best friend (because bc), but I'm not taking any risks. And I don't last too long raw.
>>682903890
post more
>>682904406
Elaborate
>>682905088
true, though when i was growing ip I still showered with my 11-14yo sisters sometimes, not as often as when they were young and innocent. im sure ill have the opportunity to see my nieces when they are older but prob not as close up and for more than a few seconds at a time, ive accepted this reality
>>682905219
No, not that kind of doctor. I'm serious. Your brain chemistry is fucked up. It's no different than having a broken leg or something.
Yes, many (most) therapists are shitty. Most of them barely have a masters degree and they only do something called "cognitive behavioral therapy". It's that shit of "Well how does that make you feel." That's mostly only good for whiny middle-aged white women who need attention.
I don't think that will do you any good. But a good anti-anxiety or anti-depressent that will fix your seratonin levels could change your life. Do THAT first. Give it at least a month. See how you feel and adjust medication. Once that's all done, MAYBE see a therapist. But what you're describing sounds physical, not mental.
>I perverted innocence...many things actually
>I constantly lie about school and life to avoid hard topics
>have to drink myself to sleep, romanticize suicide
I-...I'm fine.
>>682905512
It's not magical, dude
I started a month ago. I'm on meds too.
I went from thinking about killing myself to 4 times a day to 2 times a week
pretty good progress on that end
>>682896962
genius tho, really. and that pic too
i have severe depression and wanna kill myself every day
>>682903890
better make your own thread
>>682905700
physical?
Well, I feel a shakiness when trying to talk to anybody, but.. idk if that's a physical thing?
>>682905516
>her best friend is the only other woman I've ever had sex with (including the threesome).
Do you feel like that's enough? Would you be happy if you married the current GF and that's all you ever got? If so, good. If not... well, use your resources and explore. Just don't let your GF know.
2 girls seems ... limited to me. At 30 and about to get married, I'd probably still have some "what if's" if I'd only fucked 2 girls. But I've fucked, oh, maybe a couple dozen from 4's to 10's so I really have no regrets at this point. If I get bored with my fiancee, I have plenty of mental history porn to think over while I fuck her.
>>682905749
Well I guess that's some results..
hope you get better, man
>>682905689
Did you jerk off after showering with your sisters? I had no siblings so I was always fascinated by this. My buddy had a sister when we were around that age and he would tell me all the details of hiding on the stairs and peeking over the top of the bathroom door to watch her shower. I was always crazy jealous.
I'm currently trawling through 5gb of pictures I stole from a co-workers laptop yesterday.
So far I've found some sexy lingerie pics but no real win.
>>682906168
Thanks. You too.
>>682906044
>Do you feel like that's enough?
Actually, yes. My gf is into more kinky stuff an willing to do most things I'm curious about (excluding deepthroat, because gag reflex).
>Would you be happy if you married the current GF and that's all you ever got?
If I ever didn't, that's what our arrangement is for.
>If so, good. If not... well, use your resources and explore. Just don't let your GF know.
Why? As I said, the arrangement requires me to. GF already said that she wouldn't even care if I cheated regularily as long as she knew. She just hates lying.
My girlfriend is about to start giving regular head to a good friend of mine
>>682890477
I'm pretending to be a Trump supporter and collecting donations... easiest dishonest cash I ever made. I tried "collecting" for Sanders first, but people who support him "already donated online."
>>682906002
Yup. Sounds like you have anxiety/depression. Now other anon is right... therapy CAN help, but only after physical causes are eliminated.
I've been out of work and started feeling the same as you're describing. I was just tired all the time. Didn't take joy in anything I used to like (video games, going to to movies, etc for me). I slept all day. Couldn't get off the couch. I was terrified of answering the phone or making phone calls. Finally my gf said "That's it. You're going to the fucking doctor!"
I trusted her and just went to my PCP even though I didn't 'want' to go. Told him the symptoms. He wrote me a prescription for Celex (citalopram) and said come back in a month. Well, it's a month later, I have a job, I'm mostly happy, and life has... almost literally... gone from black and white to hi-def color. Just give it a shot for a month. Then decide about therapy, but be careful with that. Make sure they know what the fuck they're doing. And you're better off paying more money for a PhD therapist than a fucking MFT. Make sure they have more tools than just "CBT" (cognitive behavioral therapy). That shit might work or might not, but a decent medication for maybe 6 months will get you in a place where you have the control to decide.
>>682891145
Nice copy pasta
>>682890477
keep on having gay thoughts even though everyone i know thinks I'm straight
>>682906668
That's actually kinda ingenious.
>>682906653
take pics and post it
>>682897476
>my mom is very proud of me
>>682892705
Dear Boss,
Thank you for the Autumn of Terror.
-From Hell
>>682905365
I suppose man
Some seriously cum thirsty, cock hungry sluts on that site between the ages of 8 and 16. Scares me sometimes.
Abs and a decent pole and those chicks are nude faster than you can believe.
>>682906182
sometimes, not every time but once in a while. plus somehow I didnt always get hard when showering with them, but often did , if only for a short time, even when i had to help them when they werent old enough to do it them selves.
NEED NEW BREAD!!!11!
I once agreed to have sex with a man 10 years older than me. He used to be my camp instructor also he is/was a police officer. He never made any moves in there, but he added me on facebook after the camp ended. Fast forward the shit. Me and some other campers went to trip abroad. That man was also there with us as a supervisor. He kept messaging me and we ended up having sex one night. It was shit and i felt horrible but i agreed to do it again.( i had recently broken up with my first big love so i kinda wanted to try fucking around like he did). Next time we were back to our own country. We went to his place. I was in his bed, i didn't want to have sex at all but i was afraid to say no because at first i agreed to it. So i let him do his business. He used condoms but at one point, he just slipped it in raw. I worried about having STD'is including HIV for months(can't test hiv right after having sex). When i finally got tested, i was clean but that whole experience left psychological mark on me. I still feel like shit because of it because i didn't want it and still let him do it. Can't call it a rape either because at first i was okay with it. Idk what to call it. Fucked up shit i guess. For /b/ standards it's a lame ass story but still, a burden for me.
>>682905700
People aren't comfortable with being dependent on medication. Once your leg heals you can stop treating it, but anti depressants don't work that way. You have to keep taking them and changing who you are as a person.
>>682896896
Hmm.. nice. I thought I was alone in this. Do you ever feel bad lying to those close to you about your other life?
>>682906743
I..I don't know, man.
I guess I could try, but I don't feel like pouring money into something that may or may not work.
In a poor house, I don't need to put more costs onto those that keep it for me.
>>682890880
Sexy legs
>>682906919
If you plan to do it now, you are welcome for the idea.
>>682902070
[surprise]4chan in a nutshell.[/surprise]
>>682906668
genious
>>682906743
I took escitalopram at first but I had side effects
I'm on effexor now
I'm happy for you, man.
>>682907276
>anti depressants don't work that way. You have to keep taking them and changing who you are as a person.
Sorry anon, but that's not true. That's the kind of thing people SAY about those meds when they don't actually know. I was on Celexa YEARS ago after a breakup because i was just having a tough time. The doctor had me on it for about a year then made me wean off of it and I was just fine until recently.
It's just a tool to help you get control. Not addictive and it doesn't change your personality. It just helps you feel like you again.
>>682907007
I'll really try man
>>682907253
it's self harm, in a way.
>>682907341
>I don't need to put more costs onto those that keep it for me.
Yeah, that's one way to look at it. Then again, getting your shit together so you can get out and kick the world's ass and make cash and support yourself might just be a good investment.
>>682907637
mmm sexy bitch. got lots?
>>682906865
I think everyone has gay thoughts to some extent. Doesn't always mean gay
>>682907612
>I took escitalopram at first but I had side effects
That's pretty funny. I literally just talked to my doctor today about escitalopram, which he had suggested INSTEAD of citalopram because it's supposed to have less side effects. But since I was fine with the citalopram he said just to stay on it.
What side effects were you having?
>>682904666
Hey bud, you gotta laugh at tragedy, makes it more bearable
>>682907749
>kick the world's ass
that sounds like fun
but uh, I don't know.. I feel like I could maybe get myself over it, maybe..
all I do is sit down and draw, MAYBE I could get good at that and figure something out there..
my back hurts, gotta sleep soon.
