evening, /b/
what's everybody drinkin' tonite??
this one's pretty delicious, but I'm moving towards the 211~
2:1 hot water : rum with a few drops of lime
>>682889744
hot mixture, where'd you pick that up?
>>682889905
it's grog, I looked it up pretty much as a joke a few years ago, but after trying it I never went back
>>682890107
a dope diluted drink, I always wondered how you make it. Having a good nite, friend?
>>682888792
lagunitas stout, its good shit
good to see yet another booze thread, /b/ro
there should be an /alc/ board for drinkers...
>>682888792
OP can you do me a favor and change your shirt? There's nothing more depressing than somebody wearing a fucking Pizza Lil Ceasers shirt outside of work.
It's 7 in the morning, eurofag here.
Just ran out of beer, wat do?
>>682888792
Your moms vag milk
Now stop posting these fucking threads and take a shower
Fuck you disgust me
>>682890419
right? I love my only two days off of the week, doing this and playing games while gulpin' beers
>>682890537
Better? sheesh..
Can I ask. Are you an alcy. Also I still love it when I see you b ro. Miller here. Work tomorrow. Had a 3 hour nap so 2 hour sleep I should be fine. What up b king
drinking a high life 40oz
playing some gta 5 and just texting some females
>>682890944
YES! Much much much better.
>>682890335
I'm good, my anon friend.
My uncle's wife died this week, and now that I'm done making arrangements, I'm finally taking a chance to relax.
>>682890820
t. degenerate pot head
>>682890713
hit the pub up in two hours for a swift half?
>>682890820
you're too kind~
>>682890944
do you wear those glasses unironically
i've always wanted to know someone who does that
do you like aesthetics?
i like you.
>>682891045
Who the fuck needs females when you've got GTA. What are you, a faggot?
>>682891389
you are the faggot faggot
i already own gta 5 with a sick 120hz 40 inch tv. so why not get laid and own cool shit? go fuck a guy asshole
>>682891006
I only do this on nites off, since I work the third shift. I'm playing some Super Metroid and listening to frank zappa~
>>682891045
sweet combo, buddy! I just now finally got to play that game, loving Michael, he's like if my dad were a former bank robber
>>682891089
lovely! cheers~
>>682891091
my condolences to yours, friend
>>682891585
wooosh
>>682891280
my eyes are ordinary as it is, brown on brown. plus, I like the look of these~
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>>682891585
hey! ..you two play nice, shit.
>>682891264
Not much for pubs mate, but the nearest store opens in 30 mins!
Damn OP, I'm digging the glasses man
>>682891585
>go fuck a guy asshole
Don't knock it till you tried it
>>682891912
that dude is being a douche. im just here cause i know your threads and i enjoy chillin while drinking as well. that dude is being a faggot >>682891389
>>682891953
sweet! you got work today, mate?
>>682891963
thanks, friend~
>>682892161
no big deal, I prefer to have fun all the same! enjoying your day?
>>682892274
Nope, early weekend from yesterday, fucking sweet. Anyhow, any tips for the shopping that's about to come up ? (beer wise)
>>682892161
It's hard enough when you don't have any platonic friends, no need to rub the fact that you're potentially getting pooty tang in our robot faces.
>>682892642
hungover from last nite. drinking a few beers to get rid of that.
trying to steal a jet from the gta 5 army base but keep failing hard.
how about you? what time is it where you live?
>>682892649
an excellent windfall! ...I don't know from UK beer brands other than whatever silly brands were on Red Dwarf. Go lager every time though and pair it with tasty gut cuisine~
>>682888792
Beefeater because it's delicious.
>>682892986
Did you look up the video on how steal the jet? It took me less than an hour once I figured out the best way to do it.
>>682892986
that is the HARDEST! I spent an evening trying to get in there right..
I'm off for one of two days this week, getting well smashed and listening to music. while enjoying a thread with noble folk such as yourself!
>>682893064
Hello me......
>>682893241
no i didnt. i saw it a long time ago, like 8 months ago. but rather try it myself. could you point out a small bit of advice?
also what you doing for entertainment at the moment? i know from your other posts you check out stuff on your laptop as you post and drink
>>682893146
is that beer?
what does it taste like?
>>682893436
Hello you!
>>682893514
I just check out music and shit, unless I find a cool, simple game. I was playing Risk of Rain for the longest time
>>682893064
Im in Denmark, pic related, what i drank before running out tonight
Nickel
>>682893514
I'm not OP, but if you get the fastest motorcycle, you can drive it around the the trench around the outside of the base until your wanted stars go away.
I can't remember the entire thing, but theres a youtube video that tells you how to do it.
It's still a bitch, because they'll try to shoot you down after you take off, and the jet can't take much abuse before its engines give out.
>>682894048
always love beer cans from other places!
>>682894177
TRUE.
>>682893808
It's an especially dry Gin. Gin comes from Juniper, or female seed cones (pinecones). Kinda tastes like anti-matter Christmas trees. I like Gin because it feels like it almost evaporates and leaves behind a liquid film of taste. It gets me really fucking drunk, near blackout. I've got work in 9 hours, 9 hour shift. I work at McDonalds, I am a manager. I am infinitely close to killing myself. My girlfriend left me; she is pregnant with my child; she is fucking some French guy. Alcohol and American Spirits Blacks are the only thing keeping me alive at this point.
>>682894603
you certainly have a lot of troubles on your mind. do you think this woman is worth your life or whatever else she cares to allow?
http://youtu.be/xIMPbPDwj_g
You happen to be my type so I'd be remiss if I didn't ask you to post nudes or at least your ass~
>>682894603
LOOK MAN, you cant go around feeling sorry for yourself. if you have a kid on the way you owe it to that little person to be around. if your retard girlfriend can't be an adult you at least can and you should try to fight for custody of the child. trust me man that is gonna be the best thing in your life soon.
as far as girls go you should also consider that there are other girls in the world that you can hook up with. its not the end of the world just cause on whore didn't end up being the one. if anything you will find that there are a lot of girls that aren't "the one" and yeah its possible you will have to date a lot. but trust me, dying isn't gonna be the answer you seek. this life has so much cool shit to live for
pull yourself together man
>>682894603
at least you have some good cigarettes
also: please don't kill yourself
>>682894930
She's pregnant with my kid. So for the next 4 months, yes. She's a junkie, and my cousin is in the D.A.'s office, so I'm not worried about custody. I am worried about her leaving the country (French fuck), or her staying clean.
>>682895220
I don't know if you read, but she's an ex. I'm working full time and getting my teaching credential. Read above portion of post.
>>682895376
They are actually really nice, right?
>>682895064
I miss Star Hood Trek..
>>682895115
I love my girlfriend, sorry~
>>682894388
Then enjoy a few cans on me mate
>>682895460
she is still having your baby and the rest of my post is accurate. so do yourself a favor and just try to not kill yourself over something that you can see thru.
again if she tries to pull that shit for child support and you can tell she isn't a fit mother fight for the custody and win. therefore you can be a better person in the end and trust me you will find something worth living for
just don't kill yourself
>>682895460
Brother, you've gotta either do the right thing or do the other thing. It's up to you
>>682888792
i know people probably would give this guy shit.... but i would love to party with him.
i thought this thread would suck but op seems actually cool. No drinking for me tonight just kicking back and playing some super mario sunshine.
>>682895814
To op! cheers!
>>682895789
this dude is putting a downer on this thread by trying to kill himself and here we are like bozos trying to help him out.
i don't think he wants the help tho.
what consoles do you own?
water
>>682895945
on gamecube or wii?
damn, i need to get me a wii. i dont want to pay 60 bucks tho. i have my whole gamecube collection tho so it will be well worth it
>>682895945
>super mario sunshine
quick! hide before /v/ hears about this
>>682895567
Nice shades!
>>682895589
I think I saw those on Swedish Beer Time!
>>682895814
thanks, friend!
>>682895945
aww, is that not the best game? I love that vacation atmosphere and pearly waters..
>>682896164
ma nigga
>>682896198
it was only when i grew up that i realized the only people that could pull of hawaiian shirts were, fat hawaiians or any hawaiians for that matter, old white rich men with grey hair and well thats about it, oh and fat guys
>>682896031
the choice is his, no business of ours.
I only have a laptop, the last two years have been cruel.. but my Steam is boisterous!
>>682896164
fair enough! enjoy, my filtered friend
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>>682896173
it's all the more fun on Delfino though, eh?
>>682888792
you seem like a chill dude. do people at your work or your gf know you browse /b/?
Meet the real /b/.
In my misfits way of life.
>>682888792
unpopular opinion: economics aside, I think alcohol should be outlawed and destroyed. People who cannot have fun without it are useless to society.
Same eurofag here again, does it make me look bad to go buy a 12 pack 8 in the morning when the shop opens?
Due to my worktime/sleeptime(even tho its weekend now for me)
>>682896426
..the fuck's your point there?
>>682896589
I do this as a fun hug on my days off nowadays. the missus doesn't know, but who cares? I'm here for excellent chat-chitting
>>682896198
It's Cinco
Cinco de M
WHITE PEOPLE'S MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE!
day...
>>682896835
the fact that you care enough what people think about what you do with your time and money makes you look bad.
don't worry about living your life ever. do what makes you happy and thats it.
>>682896747
alchyfag here: I agree. I've often thought about moving to a mudslime country where alcohol isn't part of the culture
>>682896747
all too true, but it's far too late.
So have a beer and let's laugh unto the eclipse of times~
>>682896835
it's fine if you intend to grab a pack, have sips, and enjoy good times~
>>682897038
thx man, ill go buy some beers, brb
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Jesus Christ somebody screencap these for a cringe thread
>>682896994
CINCO CERVAZA! ORALE
>>682896747
there are some anthropological theories that posit civilization only arose as a way to have reliable access to alcoholic beverages
>>682897227
i'd rather eat a box of razorblades
>>682897469
you are literally cringe bro
go fuck yourself and stop worrying about shit that has no effect on your life whatsoever.
we are just hanging out on a thread and here you come out of nowhere to be a bitch
>>682897469
dude, you have do leave your inhibitions at the door if you're going to enter a drink thread.
unless you're hawking some praise jesus AA shit, you're not in the right palce
It's gonna be okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFdzEExPz5M
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I wish I could help.
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>>682897861
Dude did you come on here and eat chicken nuggets one time? You look fucking familiar
I'm not drinking tonight but if I was I'd be drinking the bottle of Disaronno I have in my cabinet. Love that stuff
>>682897740
>tfw your beard won't grow above your neck and you have to take it out on the people in niche threads on /b/
>>682898039
so you have STEAM?
you use your keyboard to play?
>>682898056
oh man, waaaaay back in the day, in a darker room.
>>682898081
could make for a lovely martini!
>>682898177
RIIIIIGHT??!!
>>682898226
I do, but my roommates PC is right next to me. I've recently started playing GTA5 on it at last.
>>682898081
does disaronno actually have nuts in it?
I've heard that it's almond flavored and Im deathly allergic to tree nuts
>>682898425
ive ask you this before in a thread a while ago. is there any way to see any posts you make on twitter or preferrably instagram?
the reason i ask is that in gta5 the game stops progressing at 66% and its a known bug. want to know if down the line that happens to you
>>682898263
I've only mixed it once and that was a toasted almond. Good but different. Straight up is my regular. German/Irish ancestry so you'd think I'd be a beer guy but I'm not.
I can't stop guys. I'm on another 60+ day bender. I cut back but it's bad.
>>682898056
HAHAHA
>>682898624
I'd post up my info, but me playing is super boring! Maybe there'll be a place for Michael when we've trained~
>>682898699
to each, their own! Although that combo sounds tasty!
>>682898836
what's your poison at least?
and if you don't mind discussing it, what kicked off your bender?
>>682899031
why dont you start a twitch channel? you playing games and drinking beer
that would be cool
>>682898543
Contrary to the way it sounds it does not have any nuts or almonds.
>>682898263
Haha fuckin A! I knew it. Good to see you bro, that was one hell of a thread. Good to see youre still doin your thing.
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>>682899333
He's right, pewdiepie is fucking awful at video games and he's a goddamned millionaire
Eurofag back, got eeeeem
>>682899333
NICE TRIP!
and I'm almost there, I've got a lot to repair in the meantime, but.. hot beans, I'd love to run a ferocious commentary across games I love in a fun way~!
Pepsi.....I can't drink alcohol. ._.
>>682899906
Fucking hell, id watch it
>>682899906
seriously tho, start a twitch channel and game on.
i can see you being popular and having a lot of followers/viewers
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>>682899759
I bear no malice towards anyone..
but then again, there's far better commentary to be forged..
the time is coming close
PEE BREAK.
>>682900216
and money
>>682899906
I agree. With so many twitch channels being glorified camwhores, there's an untapped market for real niggas like you.
>>682900382
dont you mean, shekels
>>682900382
shekels make me hot af
>>682899175
Thanks for asking anon-here is the recent fuck up--This time I tried cutting back to 66 proof cinnamon whiskey instead of my old 80 proof.
Ahh well the last year has been a particular blurr but this last bender started when I started doing over nights alone. And I could get pretty drunk at work as long as I sobered up before the boss walked in in the morning. But I'm back to days and I keep drinking. I'm good at hiding it as nobody around me really sees it. Just started seeing a coworker(which I never fuck coworkers) if that tells you anything and I fucked her last night for the first time. This relationship will no doubt fail when she realizes I'm a drunk bastard. So now I've kind of put my job at jeopardy- this has caused me to drink way more, and I'm halfway through my 2ND fifth
>>682900096
It's all good!
>>682900189
me too! wait
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>>682900382
I love games at all hours! we could have a hell of a time.. but I'm on a laptop
>>682900396
ENCOURAGEMENT! I could stand out with my abilities, this is a new idea!
>>682900643
Ever tried getting help to stop?
If thats what you what to do ofc.
>>682900643
you're failing as a personality. Bring your powers up to bear as a bad-ass you know you are, don't be such a billboard.. instead, be the storefront.
>>682900643
Here is my disgusting living area
>>682900643
IMO don't let your fear of people realizing you're an alchy(or in my case, a piece of shit in general) stop you from getting to know them.
If she's someone you like, you never know what might come of it.
Maybe one day you'll even look yourself in the mirror and like what you see!
what a mess! how about a little music, mm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28
>>682900932
And a massive sack of shooters. Yea I tried help. I was a heroin addict when I was young. Got sober, even managed a halfway house during sobriety. Then I switched to liquor. It's no better.
>>682901010
Yes I am. But stopping is easier said than done. The withdrawal from alcohol makes your mind more frantic than heroin withdrawal imo. Not as physically painful, but mentally it's twice as bad.
>>682901079
Get in the game bro.
I just blame it on me being lazy tho
>>682901612
can i ask you a qustion?
its 1141pm wher i live. shoud i go get another beer? or nah?
>>682901797
So what went wrong in the time from being clean from herion to starting to drink heavily?
>>682901797
that's what I meant, use your powers to stave it off, find more to rescue during a day. Let good deeds be your calling card, no matter what.
>>682902127
Check the comments above, i went to get some beers as soon as the shops opened, which was 8 in the morning, id say yeah man, go for it
>>682902127
GO, NOW!!
>>682902245
Fucking love your attitude bro!
Can't wait for the twitch channel to start.
>>682902607
All in good time, I gotta beef my laptop a bit first. But it would be awesome to know there's folks out there enjoying the entertainment
>>682902233
Well I relapsed in heroin in Phoenix AZ is what kicked it off. And the guy in the halfway house I managed that I relapsed with die that same day. I'm high as shit when the owner shows up and takes me in the bathroom. Tells me he knows I'm high and kicked im out when I refuse to piss. Been drinking almost ever since. Went to a hotel and drank for 2 days and caught a plane home. I did 30 something days sober when I got back home and then been trashed ever since.
>>682902845
Then cheers in the meantime my friend!
>>682902845
I would definitely watch.
Great thread man, cheered me up something fierce =)
>>682903043
30 days sober is a big victory my friend.
Since you could do it(not that long ago from what i can understand) you can do it again.
Stay strong, and dont end up like the person you knew from the halfway house
OP
You are one autistic neckbeard. But I legit love you. <3
Holy shit op, just found this dude from your links, he knows his shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWoVJeGYbgs
>>682901797
ITT: We discover OP will die from liver cancer at 40
>>682903967
Thats not op tho
I'M BACK
>>682903670
Well I'm trying to tell a story and I can prove I'm not samefagging. I'm pretty drunk but watching the posters I see someone is samefagging hard. OP prove you're not same fagging or abandon thread.
>>682904198
Sorry bro, if u look abit up, its me, the eurofag who went out to get beer & posted the pics
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>>682903504
Aw, I appreciate it! and I shall begin soon.. keep an eye out
>>682903899
a lovely bit of pickin', eh? god damn, I love it, I'm a texican at heart, so I can love a lot of wooden music
>>682903967
STILL ALIVE
This is the only worthwhile thread Ive ever seen on b. Thanks OP
>>682904198
hey hey, missed a chance there! spread out, you rabble, and let the fellow speak.
>>682904620
OP made my day. Such a nice /b/ro
>>682904625
>Update
OP when did you start posting on /b/
Op prove ur not the samefag
I'm the guy telling the heroin alcohol story. But I've been watching posters since I started and you double post from two perspectives.
>>682904801
>has an alcohol/heroin addiction
>worried about OP samefagging
bro you have some shit to deal with, and you worried about OP LOL
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>>682904691
It's a mighty fun chance, brothers. Keep the good times going!
Btw Im drinking a mix of Alaskan IPAs. Freeride. Icy bay IPA. And Hop o thermia.
>>682904801
Sorry man, i think you got me & OP mixed in togheter, i am the eurofag who posted that im out of beer, asked if u should go get some, posted a few cans for op's pleasure. Went to get beers & posted pics.
>>682904781
I think around late 2012 or so, back before I had shades or a hat
Hop o thermia is 8.5 ABV and 70 IBU. Its a double Ipa.
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>>682904932
I just don't wanna waste time getting trolled I guess but I'm fucked up with nothing better to do so troll away while I smoke weed and read
>>682905397
The way you know who OP is, he always post a pic with his post
>>682905208
aww man, I love a double IPA, saludos!
>>682905249
I'd love the success that drawing went on to represent!
>>682905454
TASTY CATBIER!
Thats my beer and cat. We hail from Alaska!
>>682905397
the weed is making you paranoid.
you should probably be worried about that. i know that when i smoked weed it was fun at first, then when i realized the side effects were different like paranoia and when i was angry cause of withdrawals that there was something wrong.
you should take that paranoia as a sign that it isn't good for you psychologically. just saying. not my life but just wanted to give you a protip
>>682905757
Alaska, where the beer is so cold, you must warm it to drink! I kid, of course, how's the life up on the roof of the coast?
Im gettin a good buzz on.
>>682905830
Well seeing as I'm posting on /b/ to find people to relate to I'm fucked my friend. Thanks for the advice though it could be the weed as I smoke a lot of it.
>>682905830
Ive smoked weed for 7 years now, i still havnet gotten a single paranoid experience, but its different from person to person.
>>682906013
a fine party! hope you're enjoying something besides just me~!
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>>682905757
does alaska mean something? like in inuit language? just wondering cause thats a strange name for a state
Alaska here. Its great coming out of winter so the summer days are long. Its 1123 pm now and just got dark. Sun will be up by 530. Then in full swing summer its nearly 24hrs of sunlight. The opposite holds true for winter. We do have a period of near total darkness. I was born here so it seems normal to me. I have spent alot of time around the world and I always come back.
>>682906246
I'm Greenlandic, and we almost have the same dialect as the inuit in alaska, ive been there or 2 months, i could undertand most of what the inuit spoke of. That said, i dont think alaska means anything in inuit.
>>682906246
it's as northernmost as the Yukon of canada, it's basically the US's own little snowball in latter seasons
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>>682906454
a wonderful bumping of heads! gentlemen, I appreciate your appearance today~
It doesnt seem strange to me. Alaska has alot of russian ancestry. Alot of our waterways were discovered by russians and named after. Obama recently changed Mt Mckinley to Mt Denali. But the whole damn state park is called Denali national park. Whatever. Us locals still call it Mckinley. We have a name for new guys. Cheechako. Its an indian term for FNG.
>>682906747
I will never succumb to calling it anything other than mt mckinley. that is bullshit
>>682906902
Agreed Sir. Agreed
>>682907047
its like if they changed the name of Mt Rushmore to Mt Rushless
>>682906747
Greenland/eurofag here again, it isint russian, its mogolian, back when they crossed the ice when it was there.
good nite, friends.
thanks a lot~
>>682907195
Mongolians eh? Fucking badass mofos
>>682907501
Later dude. Only thread worth a shit in months. Do it again sometime.
>>682907501
Goodnight you glorious motherfucker!
>>68290754
standby
>>682907584
I dunno, u call em badass motherfuckers
I call em ancestors
lol, wrong person
>>682907541
I brought a time stamped bucket of jager. Drink
>>682908100
He did it, he made a person online take 2 shots!!!!
>>682908100
I did, too lazy to timestamp
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for fair game here's another
>>682909964
samefag:
drink on /b/ros
Shit I thought this thread died
drinking shit beer because i can buy 4 for $10
Cocaine.
holy shit, this bread is still alive?
i thought it died a while ago. still drunk from some high life 40z i drank earlier
wats up fuckers?
>>682910723
Bullshit. When I do coke I can do a million more things than post on 4chan. Fucking bullshit. Do coke and see.
>>682910589
let's hope it stays for another hour.
Bump
Havin this tonight
>>682910745
my life
>>682910942
And a couple of these on the weekend
>>682910956
are me you?
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>>682906087
Very true. It differs from person to person.
I'm normally an extroverted, well liked, "center of the party" type dude. When I smoke weed I get social anxiety I never have sober and over think literally EVERYTHING to the point where I can't even socialize with a sibling without being a psychological mess.
My girlfriend is normally a socially anxious introvert but when she smokes weed she opens up and relaxes.
So yeah, it's different for everybody.
>>682888792
BLOOD OF A THOUSAND VIRGINS! (Autism over.)
Nothing, some vodka sounds good though.
what's some buzz or alcohol high enhancing music ..or other sensory stimuli?
i'm feeling masochistic
>>682911782
weed or dxm is cheap
>>682911868
thc capsules?
Miller for that cheap buzz. Haven't figured out what I want to play yet though
>>682892916
>>682891585
>go fuck a guy
I have a girlfriend you cringey bastard. How you didn't get the obvious sarcasm is beyond me, but you've been drinking so i'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
And how do you not know the "you're into girls, what are you a faggot" meme? Did you join last summer?
Happy drunks > Angry drunks
>>682911940
on an empty stomach yeah. as long as you get them from someone you trust. ive gotten thc capsules that did shit.
>>682911940
thc capsules and edibles do the same thing broski. might as well eat a yummy brownie or mango smoothie while you're getting high. plus no lung damage yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>682911445
im glad to see that someone has an open mind and enough intelligence to realize the physiological effects of drugs. while marijuana is natural and an herb it can still have effects on human biology and you can see that
wow intelligent life forms do exist on 4chan. let alone /b/ kuddos
>>682888792
Sex offender /10
>>682912081
are you some kind of queer faggot?
please stop posting garbage on here stupid fuck
>>682912296
Salty AND butt hurt. Quit drinking now before you start punching your future children.
Not my fault you're humorless. HURR DURR HE CALLED ME A FAGGOT FOR TRYING TO GET LAID, LET ME TAKE IT SERIOUSLY GRRRRRRRR
i'd smack you if I could
>>682912438
homo detected
>>682912438
baited
>>682912438
you 40 bro? you seem like a 40 year old. the fact that you used the word "smack" says you are old
hopefully you dont have kids or a wife cause that would just be sad that you lurl on 4chan
>>682899835
Tuborg är bäst min danske vän
>>682912760
I'm 40 because I used to word "smack"? LOL, way to sound like a 14 year old. I apologize for not using hip middle school terminology. Fucking faggot.
yo fam y u gotta beef wit me dawg
How do you smile like that?
>>682913188
get out
>>682913258
lmao this nigga got triggered
sailor and coke for me tonight