Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Not a big deal. And ouch, is it any better now?
Kill me pls rory
I'm tied between McCree and Reaper
Like D.va, Tracer and widowmaker but they're not much of a solo play
Yea, Im not sure how long its going to stay open
Mild depression with soda, drinked no water so yeah..
Well... yeah.. I do.. ah fuck it
Haha yeah. Sounds like something my parents would have done... kek
I had a book full of quotes when I was in the field on my last FTX. I still have it somewhere around here... Thats a great idea btw, worked for me
I thought we talked about this friend.... kek
>Love that pic too much
Nice! Getting home early is always nice. It's kinda like when you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved. I did pretty good today, nothin out of the ordinary
Oh shit! Howd that happen? haha
Sounds like score to me! You get their digits?
Everything constitutes me yelling at you, ma nig
I definitely like happy, although I usually stick to more action y stuff, as my waifu indicates heh
A lot of breads are safe, just stay away from ones that say they have b6. Heres a list of foods that have b6
Stay away from those and you'll be fine. No need for specific types / methods of cooking the protein. With lamb I suggest a slow braise in spices, a whole shoulder at 140° Celcius for 3.5 hours, covered.
When its time, Froggo
>If dubs, blast it with piss edition
Can it be?
I like your faithfulness Tomoko
I'll probably download it tonight
It's time now, I have failed you.
Lol maybe in a few day or week yeah
I like tracer when I wanna shoot people and her voice is sooo cute!
He doesn't know yet..
Washing glass a bit too hard
I got you nig
Why do you need it?
so we fuckin or wat
action stuff is meh, i liked overlord for the sexy vampire chick, thats about the only action i've seen.
So I am her master?
I like where this is going...
Shoot can't remember either.
topkek, there's probably some out there who have bought that thing.
>you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved
A normal day huh. so simple and relaxing.
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
I have vitamin b6 poisoning which damages your nervous system, first symptom is being unable to fell orgasms, i cannot feel orgasms, its hell mate. have to change all of my eating habits.
Hello, Sky Eyes. I hope you're doing well.
So, been flyin' lately? I know youve been down, and i didnt know if that got in the way of work. Are you gonna drink when Sanae gets in?
Ugh, but my head rings when you do.
Now I'm slightly on edge. How soon?
Iths worth a shot
Overlord is great. The novels have gotten pretty far, and there has been a hot springs novel scene. Look forward to it!
I get anemic occasionally, thats not fun either.
I dont know Gasai though.
But if I kill you now I cant kill you later
gotta go to sleep for work tomorrow guys. goodnight everyone!!
I just don't want there to be any misunderstandings on it, you're one of the best people that comes to these threads in my opinion and you're just a good person in general. I'm not very good at emotional stuff as you can probably tell but you get the idea.
Goodnight, friendo. Sleep warm and well.
Thanks, and do you think you could recommend me any similar anime or just school drama in general? I'm kinda new and haven't watched many
Yeah, Im not sure if thats a good or bad thing though... kek
I bet people bought it as a joke. I find it hard to believe someone would buy it for its intended purpose... kek
I flew today actually, managed to save a guy who was hit by a boat propeller. They didnt think he was gonna make it but we did it. Got a call 2 hours ago saying he is in stable condition now.
I might, Im not sure if I have any alcohol laying around... I will check quick
Dammit lol :/
Night love <3
Can't talk. Milinda is over my shoulder
>can't drink underage ;_;
She has a bf
But he IS moving outta state in like a month
I-I guess that's true.. But will you promise that you'll do it at least?
is now later enough for you?
odang son, is the sexy vampire chick in that scene or nah?
Well aren't you a hunk of muscles haha
I still have to watch overlord, and since I now know theres a sexy vamp chick its been bumped up on my list haha. I dunno, the action stuff keeps my tiny brain entertained, Im watching clannad right now and I'm starting to fall asleep heh
I know i'm not in your convo but go after it man! she sounds like a keeper
Yeah pretty much. The reason I brought up the cancel plan thing was because a friend hit me up today to go to sacramento (I live in san jose so its a bit of a drive) and I can't say no to people so I agreed. But then it didn't work out so I came buckets haha
Jesus, how'd you get that?
>can't feel orgasms
You have all my sympathies
Im doing good! I still gotta find a chibi for the group photo, I heard you were the guy to talk too
You're a sweetheart
Of course it does you alcoholic, how was your day today?
Everythings always worth a shot
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Nope adrenaline kicked in when I saw my blood flowing out. I was like "oh shit Oh shit Oh shit! Stay calm panicking doesn't help!"
Hmmm I wonder if my right hand would feel lonely...
Oh the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
And on her daughter
They washed their feet in soda water.
Yeah, just give me a chibi and I'll put you in.
>/cries in sushi/
Then either she is just being friendly or she is already thinking in what to do after her bf is out
Yes you do! No lying
You're underage? Well shit
Best girlie claimed!
Oooh oooh. Can I get in on this too? With said image?
shalltear, vamp waifu 100%
I have one for you too... I kept forgetting to give it to ya...
The only thing I can think of is Clannad. I don't usually watch those kinds of anime typically. Although I'm pretty new too
Thats a tricky one, on the one hand if she's tryna shes tryna, but on the other hand what goes around comes around
Amazing. Truly amazing. Are you kidding me? You saved someone! That's a feat. I'd toast to that alone.
Terrible. Don't even want to talk about it. Yours?
kek that'd be hilarious and messed up at the same time.
>"Son, lay on the cross"
>"Dad what's going on?"
>"This is for your own good."
Maybe it was just before I re-downloaded it.
Ayy, fate had your back.
>drinking is a challenge
She is, but it wont be till about season 3 or so. I hope they go that far with the anime. I beloeve the female presence is Aura, Albedo and Shalltear.
Why would I lie?
Full Metal Panic is part comedy, part mech, and part school drama.
It mixes so well. Definitely one of my favorites.
Maybe you should help me bring it down
Drinkin warm beer eating cold pizza
You what happens after you sin big at the casino
Woah! Were you at home or what? And why would the right hand feel lonely?
Indubitably, my nig
Shes cute, but I wouldn't make her my waifu
That was just incredibly funny especially after that video.
I can wait for that long
that vampire sloot makes me moist man.
i gotta re watch overlord
I overheard her telling her friend that she was gonna break up with him after he left
So i guess i can close in on my prey
>shouldn't have used that word choice, it sounds like I'm gonna rape her
Umaru-chan. Just look that up. Be amazed that someone can function like that. Less school drama, more comedy.
School-Live is a school drama in a zombie apocalypse. No fanservice but a short pool episode.
Shes pretty good, but shes no Rory.
Thanks! You too friend :)
Thanks man, Im just doing my job.
Your gonna be waiting awhile... kek
Hahaha holy shit my sides. Too damn funny
Well than I won't ask any further friend, just let the rum heal what ails you. My day was alright, same ol same ol. are you at least doing better now?
That it did! I like it when things work out :D So what are you up too besides posting?
Those need to be flipped, but good regardless haha
>You what happens after you sin bit at the casino
>implying i dont touch myself to your waifu
Nah, back da ass up
Thanks, I'll put her in when I have the chance.
Already gave it to me, kek. I just need to find the time to put everyone in.
19 about to be 20. Next year, I'll be able to drink
Dem trip dub
>would say something but milinda is watching me
I got drunk when I was 2. Does that count?
I was at home talking to myself making myself feel better about the knuckle that I cut on the right hand. And my left would be getting all the "love" if you know what I mean.. ;)
>inb4 actual rape
You know what to do, but keep in mind what >>682888711 said, "what goes around comes around"
The song is beautiful, but I couldn't let the opportunity slip away
>I managed to be funny at 7am
>Adding that to my cv
I should leave the thread soon, I can barely keep my focus on the posts
>put it there mah nigga
Preemptive goodbye Bestbro.
Yeee~. You got a chibi of your waifu?
His shadow is cast wherever he stands, stacks of green paper in his red right hand...
Ive made it a habit to not lie IRL. Burned too many bridges.
No, thats easy. Just get a beer or something, you wont get drunk but you wont feel too out of it.
My waifu is Leona from akame ga kill she's a beutiful bust blond and if you feel like fucking a furry she can make that dream come true
You kniw what happens after you win big at the casino
I won $767
Now im celebrating with waifus
Bitch you know u gotta pay me for that
>niw bring that sweet ass over here bitch you got me drippin
>tsuyu wheres my kiss
Thanks, so how you been man? Good I hope
You cut your right knuckle too!? What happened with that one?
>left getting all the "love"
I'm a lefty so I know how dat be haha
That's probably not what the loved ones think. I don't think so little of it, either. Takes heart to do what you do, never mind saving a man. Flying takes heart, too.
Of all the virtues I was born with, patience is my strongest
>intiatives hyper wait
Eh. A general unease and unhappiness has taken the place of my good mood. But I'll figure it out. Like you said, rum heals all.
Do you see that? There's something in that photo. Something...wrong.
>but mostly cute
that gif makes me twitch internally
Thanks for the choices,I'll definitely be checking all of them out
You want.. A kiss?
hey Shizuru its pretty good, just woke up after sleeping from like 5pm-now, looks like my sleep schedule has been fixed now at least
Nice trips, and she's one of my favorite characters from that sow
OOOOHHH SHIT NIGGA Whatd you play? and with $767 you could buy alot of waifu pillows ;D
I want to buy one now kek.
Same here! Playing Love Live! School Idol Festival. It's neat mobile rhythm game. You?
Well that's good i suppose. lol
Damn dude, going to be 23 this year. feels badman
Come and get it~
Oh really? kek my bad bro, i forgot...
Your too kind friend.
>Hyperwait wont help you now... kek
Good luck explaining that to friends and family... kek
Sorry to hear that, I get those sometimes too. Just a sudden wave of not feeling good. I usually go to feels threads when that happens, even If I usually don't end up feeling to what's posted there heh
Like bob ross said, gotta have the bad times with the good times right?
From what I hear Clannad is a total feels trip, I haven't gotten very far in it though
I turned 26 3 weeks ago. That feels bad man.
Due to weight problems with certain members, we just refer to ourselves as skeletons. Thus the rattling.
It's all good.
Yeah man, you're not wrong. Good saying. I hope your night is going well so far.
Dont make me beg thats. . . Thats lewd
Actually cant decide between computer parts, a tattoo or concerts
Mmmm girl cant wait to go shoppin with you
ayyy im gonna be 23 too man, its chill
heres this to make you feel better
YO FUCK ME.
i cant look at feels threads too sad man
Already in it qt
And if I'm a light weight due to me being skinny?
She is cute
Oh no just right knuckle lol
You gotta have one of maki watching shinoa now lol
Saved love it
I'm sure I have some room for you.
>Trying to get attention from deathcutie
>wants grim reaper love
A mobile game with your waifu in it? Howd you get into heaven? Thats like having a waifu pillow but mobile and not as embarrassing if someone found out heh
She seems tough
Hi there, how are you doing?
I dotn want to say it cause I'll end up making you feel old
Where the hell is time going?, slow down jesus
I HAVE A PENIS THANK YOU
It's a trend for onis, isn't it?
I'm doing great, cowboy. You?
I'm surprised someone would want a kiss from me that's all.
Say it again so I know you're serious~ <3
Say what? Cant be worse then making myself feel old when I have a hatred torwards the new generation already
Same, getting kinda tired but I'll be up for a while longer.
just watch it.
also gimmi dat fuk like you promised
>implying the twitches are lewd.
come find out
>Pretend to be normal edition
I am normal. I only have completely normal tastes and fully normal sexual interests for me and /mai/ waifu
Kek, so much better than what my phone can do in the given time.
The feels threads suck. Just a bunch of [insert 8 years of 4chan insults] r9k-esque retardation. But there are chill-out threads. Not sure what they're called now. Just threads where people say how life is going to OP, and others comment. Kind of like a circlejerk, but more intelligent.
>I'll wait as long as it takes for m00t to return
I'ts goin same ol, what were you up too today?
I'd vote for computer parts first, although I'd have to see what the tattoo was. And concerts can suck it, unless its gaurenteed a badass show
I usually don't get got by them, but theres a select few videos that I can't hang with. usually they kinda make me feel better cus its like "damn, these are trying really hard to make me feel" kinda thing
ooooohhh I see lol
I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
Lightweights can handle one American beer dude.
Heres some reaper love for your dubs
Yeah, I'm getting pretty sleepy aswell. It's probably best for me to sign off soon.
its easier to laugh than it is to focus on depressin shit u feel?
also masturbation always makes me feel better so theres that
I NEVER ONCE SEEN A PENIS ON YUNO
help me spend money what should i buy
P-please dont make me say it again
Im getting embarrassed
Besides you usually always do it
Wanna go see rob zombie at one show then slipknot at another and both should be kickass
Only problem with computer parts is i want a 980ti but then i would be bottle necked by my mobo and my onternet is shit
>lol, I always rape these threads with porn ONLY IF someone complains about my postinf of a couple images.
>goes to Hawaii
>proposes to gf
>lands in Edmonton and stays a night
>comes back to fort McMurray
>next day forest fire gets out of control
>goes back to Edmonton
Boiiiiis I never got so much pussy in my life
How is everyone today?
My house isn't burnt. So I'm fine.
Plan on doing ALOT of volunteer carpentry work when I get back
Either way it was good seeing you again.
>It's just a prank bro
>It's for a prank.
Good idea! Gotta learn Photoshop now.
lel, I guess having an idol for a waifu comes with benefits.
T'was an honor.
Don't shit on minecraft holmes. Game gave me some good times
I suppose, although Im not complaining heh
Exactly, I see what people post as "feels" and i'm like "fuck, this shit aint nothin" and then I get over it. Except the few select videos that actually get me, those are a pain.
>chill out threads
I guess that'd be waifu? but less so intelligent? haha
I'm out, bye everyone
Bored shitless, good on ya with that woman
I dont find the appeal to playing a game of blocks
Last time I played blocks I was 4 years old
don't act like you dont wanna know
You have officially confused me friend...
haha I try.
I understand friend
Somehow I doubt that would work...
>Watching Love Live Movie finally
The hell you sending me nigga?