Weird dick thread
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Weird dick thread
>>682882990
I'm more concerned about the green shit in his pubes.
>>682883049
no way this shit is real
>>682882862
IT'S STILL HAPPENING!! GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>682883566
I feel bad for that fucker
>>682883869
mushroom
>>682883869
horse dick at the tip
>>682882990
the cut vs uncut debate does not apply to you anon...you need to cut that shit off
>mfw no chick will let an alien probe her
>the pain of recovery will be worth it
>>682883566
Motherfucking Gandalf dick
>you
>shall
>not
>pass
>>682884199
>when you only jerk your shaft
>>682884199
Is that a fucking tumor?
>>682884261
kek
>>682883347
It's not, but the original isn't far off actually...
This is actually kinda common, circumcision gone bad.
They took more than just skin o_o
>>682884494
ITS NOT A TOOMA! It's not a tooma!
Nice
>>682884719
tf is this?
>>682884719
Crab leg
Two heads are better than one
>>682884719
>>682884775
Earthworm Jim
>>682884853
Best picture on the Internet
>>682884199
What in the fuck
>>682884810
Interesting. Would /b/ go down on a girl with two clits?
>>682884199
gotta be shopped.
>>682885058
where's the other half of the dick?
>>682884853
fucking this
My name is not Ian. Brannan. Something!
>>682885058
That sir, is a botched dicktip.
Autistic R34 xray
>>682885515
Lmao synthol dick dock
>>682883869
i'd call it castle bravo
>>682885355
Why does your dick have an elbow?
>>682884853
Jesus christ I lost so hard
>>682885355
>>682885058
I wanna see it cum :^)
>>682883149
It's a pubic parrot
>>682884853
1000 times saved
thank you my sides are in another dimension
>>682885799
KEK dick's don't have bones faggot
>>682884853
Made my night
>>682884853
Fucking lost
>>682885937
>>682885937
The Joke ^ your head
>>682885515
I'm pretty sure when you inject synthol into your dick like this it eventually falls off, in addition to not working.
>>682884853
Flathead Screwdriver
Having a barely 11cm/4.3inch penis I have not much room to laugh at these weird penis.
This one actually isn't so bad to fix just by removing a bit of the end:
>>682883566
>>682884853
Kekd
>>682886297
I'll bet you didn't even look at the fingers
>>682886297
Cancer dick
>>682884853
LMFAO
>>682886388
feel better?
>>682884853
Holy shit
Never change /b/
You made my night anon
>>682886639
>>682883566
is that like a mad grower, like it has the excess skin to grow into>??>???
>>682886639
negative 4 inches?
>>682886297
isn't that shit phimosis??
I'm pretty sure
Best fuckin thread
>Mushroom dicks destroying my sides
Niggers have big cocks
>>682886793
UNCUT MASTER RACE
>>682886809
It is.
>>682886711
Holy fuck. It sucks to have a 11cm/4.3inch dick (flacid is even more mediocre) but this is way too cruel. :(
>>682884853
>>682886639
He actually able to fuck himself
>>682886981
obvious photoshop
Two heads are better than one has evolved!
>>682884853
someone start an earthworm jim thread
>>682884853
my fucking sides
>>682887059
I wouldn't worry so much about your 4.3 inch cock. My bf is about the same and he makes me cum my fucking brains out. It's weird actually, I've taken dicks ranging in size from 3 inches to 9, and 4-5 inches is my preferred length for pure pleasure. Just rubs the g-spot every time he thrusts in. It's pretty awesome.
>>682885355
newfags dont know bout my sweethearts
>>682884853
/b/ isn't dead guys
>>682886981
>>682887542
> >682887081
it's like the fucking eye in lotr
>>682887081
dangerous masturbation for user detected.
>>682887542
put the original penis in the picture
>>682887081
That's like a fucking Tremor worm or something.
im fucking high guys
>>682883049
What?
>>682886112
You can inject silicon, tho
http://thisvid.com/videos/huge-cock-at-the-beach/
It's real.
>>682887665
It was already posted
>>682884719
>>682884199
>>682883566
>>682882990
uncut master race
>>682887786
>>682886969
its fake you moron
post more real dicks
the pinky and the brain, the pinky and the brain
one is an stupid the other is an sane
>>682882990
>>682886981
Nigga put away that Drake Sword. Shit's for newbs. Git gud
>>682887998
Imagine that as a life
>>682886981
lasagna cock
>>682887905
I meant put the picture in the screencap
Im fucking dying. These aren't dicks, these are mutated parasites
>>682882990
looks like its about to release spores
>>682884853
Goddammit /b/
>>682887665
done
>>682887701
Herniated as fuck. I weigh almost 300lbs and had mine since high school and it's not that bad. Damn, that shit has to hurt.
>>682887393
tits and stamp or gtfo
theres no women on the internet, just fbi agents
>>682888126
yeah, her cock is bigger
>>682886297
>>682888441
saved
>>682888811
>>682884853
>>682884853
Max keks
never change /b/
>>682888811
top kek
>>682888811
This thread
BE DRILLIN BITCHES
>>682888811
>>682884853
/b/ is alive
>>682888441
straight 2 reddit
thanks op
>>682889360
trasht
>>682888811
KEK
>>682884853
fuckin kekt.
>>682884199
>when your grip game too strong
>>682884719
>>682884853
But these are both fucking old
>>682887998
>I shaved so it would look bigger
>>682882990
my penis is a ufo
>>682884853
>>682886639
>who's knocking at my door!?
>oh it's the mailman
>>682889069
If some chinese, or whatever this is writen into, /b/ro could translate, I would be much interested.
>>682884853
Oh wow, have not had a laugh like that in awhile saved that shit
mine
>>682890352
Japanese. I can read the Katakana and translating the rest would take a while.
1 - something something drill
>>682889360
micropenis in the pant
massive pair of balls in the heart
>>682888441
>mfw no newfags know this is unoriginal, and is a copy of an older occurrence.
I miss old /b/
>>682884853
>>682890977
>massive pair of balls in the heart
this doesn't sound healthy
>>682890851
Naw, unless you are the same tranny that posted it in the first place. But I don't believe they would reuse the same pic from when they were still in the hospital.
You're gonna have to time stamp that one because I still consider you a girl.
>>682886057
that's awesome
>>682890851
Wtf is that?
>>682891283
a plastic surgeon's new boat
>>682890851
how do you have hair on the head of your dick lmao
>>682887542
You are aware this is not oc right? these pictures have been around since before you were born.
>>682891283
It's the end result of an ftm surgery.
>>682891216
Everything is awesome!
>>682884853
Newfags
>>682890994
moshi moshi IKTF summer started early sempai
>>682890851
Looks like they took skin from your hairy ass to make a dick.
>>682891488
skin graft
>>682887081
Looks like a submarine periscope
>>682891715
A dick implant covered in ass skin?
>>682885058
and people say being cut is best...
>>682891806
When you're part of a team!!
>>682883566
Just some good ol meth dick. You faggots don't even wanna know what that shit does to your dick.
>>682892094
No, it comes from the thigh.
>>682887081
>>682892066
Great minds think alike
>>682887081
>>682890851
But...
HOW?
>>682884853
Quads
>>682890851
its not faggit
>http://imgur.com/gl08VZE
>>682892496
Ayyyy I'm laying on the couch so too lazy to get a picture
>>682892344
What's the difference, either way is not a dick.
>>682885815
>dat filename
I lost.
>>682889891
Indeed
>>682883566
99 crafting is needed to cut this fucker
>>682883049
>>682884853
ayy LMAO
>>682892458
Gross
>>682887081
>scared, the wild penis decides to hide in its shell
5.7 inches when erect /b/
>>682884853
Screen cap this shit.
>My sides went to another dimension
>>682884853
I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENCAP THANKS ANON
>>682883869
Well... I guess you'll always have a hammer handy
>>682884853
Yes
>>682886981
Nigga ate too much kfc that his dick turned into a fucking crispy wing
>>682886981
>>682884853
>All these replies...
>night of the living newfags
>>682888118
GOD DAMNIT I lost.
>>682884853
You win
>>682890177
I lol'd
>>682895622
kek, people don't know what image search is
>>682883049
>Big cums to my penis
>>682887243
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>682884853
old pic
>>682887466
>>682889793
>kek
33 posters on earthworm Jim are faggots
>>682885355
chris chan sure has a nice duck
>>682896242
His neck really does look like the skin on a ballsack
>>682886639
Top part looks like that faceless giant from Dark Souls 3
>>682896022
And they all say shit like "/b/ isn't dead"
They ARE the proof that /b/ is dead
Newfags have taking over this stupid board
>>682897011
Yeah, when I posted the image I thought a lot of people would've already seen it.
>>682887081
That must suck. Imagine taking a piss every morning only to piss on your own face. What did his parents do to get punished like this?
>>682888441
cringe
>>682885627
underrated kek
>>682887786
same
>>682883049
>>682889069
5 looks ideal.
>>682888441
Its BEEN done. Stupid fucks
>>682898032
different lips
>>682883049
Nice Photoshop M8
>>682887274
Why not just start your own thread, newfag
>>682894777
puked 10/10
>>682898203
nigga moot even asks where he got that picture
>>682898323
Wow, it even says so right there in the picture. Must be real.
>>682889042
>says never change /b/
>doesn't recognize post from years ago
Newfags, man.
HI BARBARA!!!!!!!
>>682890851
What a shitty surgery
Legit looks like it's completely made out of srips of ass skin, pimples and all.
>>682898562
there is litteraly no difference in the lips OTHER than a slight curve at the corner of the mouth, and that has to do with the angle of the camera and hes fucking jacking off. i dont know about you but i usually dont have a straight face while im cumming.
>>682896801
Thank you based anon
>>682884853
Allahu kekbar
>>682899230
Newfag
>>682899315
You caught me
>>682889069
Number 2 looks like a fucking sith lord
>>682884853
so many newfags
>>682898032
moots cock is beautiful stfu
>>682889360
this guy was a fucking weirdo, i remember he was on the jerry springer show once, funny shit
>>682897011
Sorry time passes "oldfag". Get the fuck over it
>>682884853
wow lots of newfags think this shit is new.... get over it it's years been done.
Is it that bad?
>>682896260
kek
under rated post
>>682905260
Go to bed brain
>>682884199
That's got to be shooped
>>682884853
>>682884719
Samefag
>>682884853
laughed my ass off thanks
>>682887081
Be careful kid, you'll shoot your eye out.
>>682882990
>>682883566
Like something out of a nightmare. The bright green vegetation/moss/mold growing in the pubes in pic1 doesn't help. Nor do the wart-like bumps.
Shit's hella fucked up.
>>682896547
3 Ninjas. Great movie.
>>682887701
human bong
>>682884853
earthdick jim is a meme if i gt dubs
>>682886639
IT'S AFRAID
>>682888118
dats pritty funi fam lik wen casuls use gintdad namsayn. eyyo wher da updoot butn @??
>>682884853
You, sir, win the Internet.
>>682907809
it baffles me how people are acting like it's oc even though it's old as fuck
>>682907835
Huh. I've always wondered how those were made.
>>682886639
How do you even piss with that???
>>682884853
flawless
>>682887542
Screencapped like this is new smh
>>682884199
Why you never skip shaft day
>>682883566
The equivalent to a roastie vagina
>>682883566
if ever there was a case for circumcision
>>682896274
hahaha shit
underrated
>>682898117
We get it. You saw this before us. You're not cool, you're annoying.
>>682905260
its' fine just look like it survived a nuclear blast 40 years ago. I'm sure chicks won't give a fuck.
>>682906543
we have A WINRAR
>>682884853
holy shit I'm dieing
>>682884853
Keked
>>682907684
Underrated post
>>682884853
oh fuckkkkkkkkk i LOL'd so hard
>>682888811
I was unaware the Cyriak visited /b/
>>682910233
damn son
>>682890851
>>682911320
The mentally I'll thinking a tube of leg-skin attached to their pelvis is a real penis.
>>682887081
http://www.gosugamers.net/files/images/news/2014/february/001.jpg
>>682884853
>>682883049
wow a cum surpressor
enjoy the silent orgasm
