New fluffy thread: what am I doing with my adult life edition
This is all I got
I want deaths that are more creative
>>682882678
then fucking hop to it, skippy
Guys please stop posting abuse.Abuse dosent get anywhere.
Just love and hold your fluffy when it takes an explosive shit.Surely it will learn how to be a good fluffy with lover and tender holding when it does bad things
>>682883129
your immersion has gone a little too far, buddy
>>682883129
You're a faggot. You need to discipline your fluffy.
Dumping all of The Chronicles of Riddick (the Fluffy)
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>>682883291
Being ironic niggers.
Faggots last thread said abuse leads to nothing,human or fluffy
>>682882875
Where are the deaths involving being thrown into the sun, an entire planet containing them getting destroyed, decapitation, cutting asses off and being used as sex dolls, flushing them down the toilet, fire, bowling, being shocked, and I could go on and on.
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>>682883491
>I was only pretended to be retarded
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>>682883738
I know you're proud of typing this,but posting it every fucking thread,is tiring and more and more people will just refuse to read it due to over posting.
>>682883872
but... but... each thread has exactly the same content anyway!
>>682884299
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster's baby pictures!
>>682883597
>fire
>shock
>bowling
>flushing
>fluffy planet getting destroyed
I know for a fact that these have been done, in more or less detail.
>>682884568
aye matey, I see it already
>>682884714
*fluffies have actually even been to hell, although I was disappointed with the scope of the hell-related content I've seen so far. I'm thinking of doing a hell story.
>>682884714
>flushing
death by toilet
>>682883872
Sorry.
Thought people wanted it. Have stopped.
>>682884953
They do, but you're filling up image limit.
rar it, upload to a content host like mega/google docs it, link it once in one post each thread with a pic of the first part.
everyone's happy.
>>682883129
Your lack of spacing is triggering me
Maybe if you just go ahead and beat the shit out of your keyboard you will eventually hit the spacebar, the posts in the previous thread were about as legible
>>682885203
Yeah, shit it is getting kind of long. Going to upload... somewhere... and link it.
>>682883872
Even though I think this guy is a dumbshit I gotta agree, half the recent fluff threads are that story bromium
>>682885203
I told him I'd upload it to the booru, but still haven't. I probably should, but I'm not really sure how to break it up.
Also, FSD here if any of you remember me from previous threads. The project is extra late on beginning, but it's still going to come. If you don't know what I mean, please ignore this.
>>682883129
Dang I grew up in a home where no one used violence to get a point across and even I would have preferred it if you parents beat you a little more when you came home with poor English grades.
>>682885493
Let's see if this works.
>>http://imgur.com/a/quu7V
>>682880811
Goddamn sketti eating platypus.
Needs more Riddick
>>682887579
Typing the next part. Going to be the last one of the night.
The imgur link is to all 20 of the saved parts I put together. Hopefully that'll tie you over.
>>682887579
Agreed. I aint clicking google docs shit we can make another thread.
If someone has any imgur zip or a link towards Abuse-sir's stuff, I would greatly appreciate it. It's nowhere in the Booru, sad as it is. :(
And not that Mega link, please. I can't download shit from there.
tl, dr: more Abuse-sir stuff.
Moar abuse-sir!
Anyone know of any good writefag stories of long-term smarty abuse?
I like my justice fluffy and red.
I've been lurking these threads for a while now and I don't know why I keep coming back
>>682888381
Are those stories?
And if they are, can you post the links please?
There is a writefag that has been writing lately, his name is riddick, good stuff,
>>682888431
You'll probably never know. Same as me. It just seems to fill a void we didnt know was there. We can't understand it but we can't stop now.
>>682888431
We might all have differing opinions IRL, but there is one thing we have in common; seeing little smug shitrats light on fire
>>682888614
There were a couple really good stories on the borou once about fluffbreeders. Basically average guy gets fluffies on his doorstep and takes them in. The smarties get tortured and the well behaved ones get to live in the backyard
Love those ones
>>682888689
Like I don't get any satisfaction or anything watching little fluffy pony's get abused It's just interesting to see
Annalisa and I text into the night, she was delighted to see the pictures of Riddick playing with his new toys. It was a damn good idea on her part to get him the slide.
I wonder if Riddick's mother survived. It did rain pretty hard, so probably not. She doesn't know what she's missing.
Not much to say about Sunday. Didn't do a hell of a lot, aside from chores. Not going to bore you with it. Riddick was underfoot the entire time. Not literally mind you. He wanted to help me with dishes and doing laundry. First time he went to the laundry room. Thought it was a little scary, and the freshly washed dishes “smeww pwetty”.
The Monday morning rush to get ready was about the same. But, Riddick dragged a pair of mismatched socks into the bathroom while I was showering. Didn't save a lot of time, but damn cute. Gave the guy a big hug, or at least as big as he can stand at his size.
Then it was back to Day Care. Riddick was not happy about this, but I promised him a treat if he didn't protest on the way there. And again, the fucking Stoner was manning the front desk as I dropped Riddick off.
“And remember, with the pillowfluffs again.”
“Sorry man... Boss says can't mix normal fluffies with pillows anymore. A couple of the other owners complained.”
“You mean the owners of the fluffies that brought Riddick to tears? Come on man.” The Stoner just shrugs, holding out a tub to transport Riddick to a room. Wasn't sure which one, and I couldn't ask because I was already lingering there long enough.
The one good side of morning traffic is that you can text when it is gridlocked like a motherfucker. Its times like these that I wish there was a feral or smarty around for me to kick. Whatever. Sent a text to Annalisa asking her to check in on Riddick when she comes in. No reply when I got to work. Worried.
>>682888883
Originally I thought fluffy abuse threads were filled with faggots and the images were cringy.
But I just figured why the fuck not, I'll join in on a thread to "get my daily dose of autism". I originally started browsing these threads for alternative cringe. It's an acquired taste I guess
>>682889378
Back at Day Care Stoner Dude brought Riddick back to the safe room for foals about his age. At least this time there were only a few other fluffies in the room when Riddick was put down. He stands stock still as Stoner Dude gently pushes the fluffies away as they were vying for human attention.
A yellow Unicorn locks its gaze on Riddick after the humans leave.
“Munsta bakk! Nuu!” It cries out. The other two fluffies, a Pegasus and Earth quickly move behind Amber. “Ambew gif poopy-munsta fowevew sweepies. Hewp Ambew gif munsta biggiest huwties.” The Unicorn says to the fluffies behind it.
“Nu am munsta! Am Widdik, wan fwiends an' huggies and pway wif toys. Fwiends?” he replies, taking a step back mirroring each time the other three take a step forward. “Pwease nu gib huwties... Widdik am good fwuffy.. Pwease.” Begging as his rear touches the wall.
“Nu, you wowst-poopie munsta, gib fowevew sweepies. Den fwuff--” Amber gets cut off mid sentence.
“Nu!” Riddick cries. “Nu am munsta! Widdik good fluffy! Widdik onwy wan fwiends an' huggies an' pway! Nu am munsta! Nu am wowst-poopie babbeh!” Riddick takes a step forward. Amber and the other fluffies pause for a moment.
“Mo' fwuffies den munsta! Gib fowevew sweepies.” Amber charges, head down and horn ready to strike. Riddick responds in kind, lowering his head and counter charging. The two fluffies run straight into each other, knocking themselves down and back away from each other.
“Munsta gib Ambew huwties!” the pale blue Pegasus, “Hewp fwiend Ambew!” the Pegasus rushes to Amber's defense, standing between Riddick and Amber. The Earth fluffy stands still, too shocked or scared to move at this turn of events.
Riddick and Amber race to stand, both getting to their feet at roughly the same time. Still a little slow, Riddick is ready a moment after Amber. The Unicorn strikes, trying to knock Riddick down again.
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>>682883291
It is complete? I have it when I read inconclusive bullshit.
Would you mind making a zip?
>>682892511
You are reading the equivalent of the bible, this story is amazing.
>>682892511
A damn good story.
That's what you're reading
>>682892511
Be gone with you dog of the Corpse-Emperor.
>>682892696
After I finish the part I am working on I will. There's a imgur link above in the thread for the first 20 parts.
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>>682892844
Oh you guys! I'm so loved.
>>682892844
Check'd
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>>682892844
I like foal abuse. Not gratuitous abuse, but like, foals being eaten, being killed in front of their mothers, and such.
>>682893011
Check 'em
>>682885493
Okay, newfag on fluffies, why the fuck do babies chirp?
>>682893257
Part Chicken DNA.
>>682893257
Because they have bird DNA within them.
They are bioengineered creatures made for human enjoyment.
Babbies cheep because they're even more pathetic than adults.
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>>682893447
Okay.
You guys got any hugbox/smarty then?
>>682893719
Pathetic, but still useful.
>>682893915
>hugbox/smarty
>>682893915
Trying to find Charming.
Can't though.
Charming is damn good. If you like that, you're gooble gobble.
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>>682895149
It's like Chaos. All you need is a taste and you're forever damned.
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>>682892915
So, the story has no ending?
Fuck that shit then. Would be the same as playing around with Dragon Ball, One Piece and Naruto retarded fanbase.
In a universe with fluffies, people would be buying snow making machines.
Just to fuck with them.
>>682895449
Not yet at least.
I started Monday.
Has anyone ever done a Holocaust comic with fluffies instead of Jews?
>>682881754
holy shit, waifu
>>682892401
Riddick and Amber race to stand, both getting to their feet at roughly the same time. Still a little slow, Riddick is ready a moment after Amber. The Unicorn strikes, trying to knock Riddick down again.
“Faww dow' munsta!” Amber demands when Riddick doesn't fall instantly.
“Nu you! Meanie fwuffy faww dow'!” Riddick kicks back causing Amber to stumble back.
“Cwoud hewp Ambew.” the Pegasus says, running into Riddick. The black Alicorn takes a few steps to absorb the shock. “Hope die munsta, hope die!” Riddick swings his head at Cloud, the movement knocking free a few tears. The strike catches Cloud off guard, knocking her away for a moment. Amber and Riddick push against each other in a game of reverse-tug of war.
Riddick takes a tough step forward, forcing Amber back. The Unicorn struggles valiantly, straining her neck against Riddick. She tries to strike her opponent with her horn but doesn't get the angle. Another pair of steps from Riddick forces Amber back further.
“Hewp Ambew! Munsta stwong, Cwoud an' Ewwie gib munsta owchies.” Amber pleads. Ellie, the Earth fluffy snaps out of her shock and flees from the scene.
“Nu can, too scawie!” she cries, huddling in the corner.
“Cwoud hewp.” The Pegasus approaches quickly, going to bite Riddick. To get more traction Riddick begins to flap his wings as much as possible. This forces Amber back, and in the process hits Cloud square in the muzzle. “Munsta gib Cwoud owchies...” The Pegasus presses forward going to bite Riddick in the side.
“Munsta big stwongie, Ambew nu can...” Amber trails of as her grip finally slips. Both Riddick and Amber fall into a heap. Cloud trips as he lunges at where Riddick used to be. Riddick pushes himself up as fast as he can.
Standing above Amber Riddick looks down, eyes cut angrily at the foal under him.
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“Widdik nu am munsta. Widdik good fwuffy. Wan fwiend. Ambew meanie fwuffy!” He raises a hoof. “Nu wan Ambew fwiend!” he cuffs her muzzle repeatedly. Amber begins to cry, covering her muzzle with her forelegs. Riddick stops, wandering away after a few moments.
Cloud moves to Amber giving the Unicorn hugs, trying to help her to her feet. Riddick, for his part starts knocking a ball away and chases after it.
“Daddeh game... Daddeh game...” he repeats to himself, sniffing heavily trying not to cry. “Widdik bwave fwuffy...”
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Alright, that's it for tonight. Thanks for the encouragement, critique, and everything else.
>>682896243
Good night man.
This is some good shit
>>682896243
Guess I'm leaving this thread now
>>682896243
FUUUUUUUUUUCK I missed some screen caps.
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>>682896183
What exactly are you doing?
I don't get it.
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>>682889378
didnt you kill riddicks motehr?
>>682897122
>Dude, wat?
You've never heard of Fluffy 40k?
Dude.
>>682897563
No, he just left her for dead
>>682897563
I was wondering that myself, last we saw she was disemboweled in a tub of water.
>pull out your driver
>the flaffy's testiclesse droop under the cinderblock on its chest
>the perfect tee
>set a golf ball atop the flaffy sack
>"hold tight, comrade"
>"NUUUUU!!"
I ask you, what more could one ask for in a fluffy story?
Other than hanging onto one's sides.
Community one page guide to bathing suggestions for fluffy mommas, pursuant to proper care and feeding of her foals.
Why is "wawa nu good" for fluffies? What retard programmed that shit?
>>682895843
Just finished this and put it on the booru.
>>682901150
It's just an artifact of incomplete product testing and development.
The intention being to assist absent minded owners from leaving them out in the rain, and to discourage the kids from playing submarine in the pool.
It wasn't meant to be a broken hydrometer that engages whenever the relative humidity approaches sixty percent ...
>>682902930
ah
>>682887197
saved, thanks for link. wish i knew how to png/jpeg format this. turn 20 saved images into 4.
>>682884953
It's great man. Posting it is fine but getting it condensed to one image makes let's the thread be more varied.
>>682884953
I liked your story anon
>>682903859
Aren't acids usually colorless unless another chemical is added?
>>682904953
Somebody edit it with Kanye glasses and spinning rims please.
>>682880811
stop with this fucking abomination
>>682906708
I love watching babies turn against their mother.
there was a comic (5 or 6 pages i think) about a guy taking in a fluffy and her 3 foals, and torturing only one of them. it started by making one dance, and she didnt do it well enough, so the guy took one of her siblings eyes, and the other's wings. anyone know it?
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>>682908410
thanks!
>>682908484
there is a teasr of 5 somewhere, i dont think i saved it
>>682884953
Trust me we do, but you gotta space it out a bit. Wait a week to repost the old stuff
>>682881195
I still wanna fug that anon.
>>682904709
Congrats, you answered why it's colored.
>>682883872
I'm reading it, this entire imageboard is a fucking repost so stfu
Why cant i stop reading this shit and what the fuck is skettis??
>>682910456
Spaghetti are sketties. It's the fav food of all fluffies.
Why you can't stop reading it? Cause it's fun to hurt somebody who can't defend itself. Plus these fluffies are some selfish shitrats and need some pain in the ass. Fucking pest!
In the lore, do they make babies like a printer would use color on paper? Like brown and grey are like the default colors?
